I love some of the text describing people's attrocious taste in clothing..
Jessica Simpson, Sharon Stone, Vigo Mortensen to name a few.
Its a Must Read.
Dec 29th, 2005, 10:08 AM
Somewhere, a pre-schooler cries over her missing party dress and curses the name Serena Williams (http://entertainment.msn.com/celebs/celeb.aspx?c=598918). The tennis star continues her losing streak on the red carpet in this jaw-droppingly inappropriate short and ruffled strapless number. Serena, for future reference, here are a few ways to tell if you're wearing the wrong dress. When it looks like you just jumped out of a cake -- and the cake got stuck around your mid-section -- you're wearing the wrong dress. When the lamps in the room are styling shades that look similar to your frock but with a better fit, you're wearing the wrong dress. And when you try to downplay your powerful and shapely figure beneath garb so girly-girl it should get its own bottle of Midol, you're definitely wearing the wrong dress.