View Full Version : Conspiracy theory finally explained... 'First Man on the Moon’ reveals biggest secret

Dec 25th, 2005, 05:34 PM
TAMPA, FL -- When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," statement but followed it up with several remarks to the other astronauts and Mission Control.

Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck Mr. Gorsky." Many people at NASA thought it was a remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut.

However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

This past Monday, June 27, 2005 at the University of Tampa in Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a student brought up the 36-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded.

Armstrong explained, "When I was a kid, I was playing baseball [with a friend] in the backyard. He hit a fly ball that landed in the yard in front of my neighbor's bedroom windows. My neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As I leaned down to pick up the ball, I heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at her husband, "You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

At this remark, the audience - comprised primarily of college students - began laughing hysterically.

Dec 25th, 2005, 06:02 PM
Yeah, heard that story...hopefully Mr. Gorsky got lucky in the end...:lol:

Dec 25th, 2005, 07:34 PM
:haha: That's great.

Dec 25th, 2005, 08:17 PM

Dec 25th, 2005, 08:29 PM
:o :lol: :tape:

Dec 25th, 2005, 09:39 PM

That's unbelievable! :awww:

Dec 25th, 2005, 09:47 PM
most likley he wasn´t able to have sex at this time
no viagra end of the 60´s

Dec 25th, 2005, 09:50 PM

Dec 25th, 2005, 10:52 PM
:haha: That's fucking awesome!

Dec 25th, 2005, 11:55 PM
You need boots to listen to that guy.

Dec 26th, 2005, 12:16 AM
:worship: :haha:

Dec 26th, 2005, 04:15 AM
That's hawt!

Dec 26th, 2005, 05:46 AM
You need boots to listen to that guy.*Vigorously shakes head*

Dec 26th, 2005, 09:12 AM

Dec 26th, 2005, 02:51 PM
most likley he wasn´t able to have sex at this time
no viagra end of the 60´s

Dec 26th, 2005, 03:09 PM
:lol: :yeah:

Dec 26th, 2005, 03:15 PM
Awesome :haha:

Dec 26th, 2005, 03:21 PM
:haha: :haha: :lol: too funny !!!

Dec 26th, 2005, 04:42 PM

Dec 26th, 2005, 04:48 PM
i guess back then it would have been a shock to the world if he gave this explanation

haha too funny

Dec 26th, 2005, 05:06 PM
I thought this article would be a confession that he never did visit the moon! (That is a theory and belief that more and more people have come to).....

but nonetheless funny ;)

Dec 26th, 2005, 05:13 PM
:spit: Bwahaha!

Dec 26th, 2005, 05:16 PM
that's funny, but it's old and it also isn't true:


This whopper has been circulating for years via email and can be found on dozens of Websites accompanied by the claim that it really happened. But it's false, as anyone can verify by perusing the official lunar landing transcript on NASA's Apollo 11 site (audio & video clips included).

Sometimes attributed to comedian Buddy Hackett, the Gorsky tale obviously came into this world as a joke, earning the status of urban legend over time through sheer repetition as a "true story." In spite of the ease with which this one is debunked, it's so much fun to read and pass along that it will doubtless be with us for decades to come.

Dec 26th, 2005, 10:08 PM
that's funny, but it's old and it also isn't true:


actually that seemed to be too weird to be real......

Dec 26th, 2005, 10:22 PM
awww!!! :sad: