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hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 10:56 PM
Okay, so sometimes, I lose my cool and all and cursing someone sure beats punching them in the face. However, it might be a bit rude to just plain out cuss at them. So, I thought I could curse them in another language. That way, everyone wins. :p So start posting curses in your native language. I'll keep adding those in Urdu.

Don't forget to give the meaning of the term as well as the correct pronounciation. :lol:

Finnish

Vittu - Meaning: Fuck. Pronounced: VEH-tuh.

Suksi vittuun - Pronounced: SUH-kse VEH-Toon Literal translation: Ski into a ****! Common translation: Fuck off!

Punjabi

Madarchod - Meaning: Motherfucker. Pronounced: Maadur-chodh

Bhenchod - Meaning: A guy who fucks his sister. Pronounced: Bhain-chodh

Russian

Mandavoshka - Meaning: A girl with lice in her **** (like crabs).

Yob tvoyu mat - Meaning: Fuck your mother.

Zastranets - Meaning: Asshole.

On vseh yozhei golym zadom zadavit - Meaning: He crushed all the hedgehogs with his arse


Cantonese

Tiu - Meaning: Fuck.

Pronounced: See-Fut-Guai. Meaning: Asshole.

Pronounced: Say-baht-po. Meaning: Bitch.

Spanish

Puta - Meaning: Whore.

coo - Meaning: ****.

Concha, zorra, chocho, cachucha: ****

Culo, orto, upite: ass

pija, verga, pichula, pito: cock

culiado: fucked

la concha de tu madre: your mother's ****

la puta que te pari: the whore that gave you birth

hijo de puta: son of a bitch/whore

anda a la concha de tu madre: go to your mothers ****

conchudo: something like telling a man he has a big ****.

zorrudo: see above,

pelotudo, boludo, huevn: means a guy with big balls, but the real meaning is stupid, idiot.

vete al carajo - Meaning: Go to penis :shrug:

* Argentinian Culture

pajero - a guy that jerks off a lot. also applies to someone extremely lazy (they say if you jerk off too much you have no energy left)

and a hacrtela plantar - go and get fucked.

me cago en la puta - I shit on the whore.

me cago en la puta madre - I shit on the mother whore.

chupapijas - cocksucker

cabrn (with some variances such as cabrn de mierda) - literally means cornudo, or a guy cheated by his wife/girlfriend, some times synonimous of pelotudo.

Creole

Salope - Meaning: Dirty Whore

German

der Schwanz - Meaning: Crude term for male penis.

Schlapschwanz - Meaning: Limp Dick.

Bldes arschloch - Stupid asshole

Die hat ja Titten wie Melonen - She's got tits like melons

Hurensohn - son of a bitch

Mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself

Scottish Gaelic

Thalla gu Taigh na Galla - Pronounced: Halla gu tie na galla. Meaning: Go to hell, Go to the house of the bitch :lol: :p

Thalla 's cagainn bruis - Meaning: Go and chew a brush. (wtf?!) :lol: :p

Tha an h-a-mhin deoc c bod nas-fherr na b mhair b bhrmair - Pronounced: Ha an ha-van doc co bod nas-harr na bo var bo vramar. Meaning: The only person who sucks cock better than your mum is your girlfriend.

Rach thu agus a' sgaoil am leathar de bhur paithar - Meaning: Go away and fuck your sister.

Slovene

tristo kosmatih - Meaning: three hundred hairy ones. Pronounced: TREE-stoo cou-SMA-teeh

Serbo-Croatian

nabijem ga na kurac - Meaning: I stick him on my penis. Pronounced: koorats.

idi u picku materinu/idi u pizdu materinu - Meaning: go to your mothers ****

idi u kurac - Meaning: Go to penis.

Portugese

Viadinho - Pronounced: Via-chin-yo. Meaning: Fag.

Foda-se - Meaning: Fuck You.

Caralho - Pronounced: Cah-ral-yo. Meaning: Dick.

Merda - Pronounced: Mehr-da. Meaning: Shit.

Indonesian

ngentot - fuck

tai - shit

kontol, titit - dick

anjing, monyet - dog, monkey

Last Update: Post #110.

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 10:58 PM
Oh, I forgot to add the goal is to make this a chat thread, eventually, so all of you get in here and post!

BUBI
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:00 PM
Vittu!

That's the f-word in finnish.

BUBI
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:04 PM
^pronounce: VEH-tuh !!! :lol:

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:07 PM
:lol:

Bhenchod = Someone who fucks his sister.

Pronounced: "bhain-chodh"

Language: Punjabi

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:09 PM
Vittu!

That's the f-word in finnish.

*scribbles down in notebook*

Grachka
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:11 PM
My favourite Russian one: 'Mandavoshka'

Its so rude though :o I'm way too innocent to use it in real life ;)

elena_k
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:17 PM
:lol:

Bhenchod = Someone who fucks his sister.

Pronounced: "bhain-chodh"

Language: Punjabi
:tape:do you know many people doing that:pfunny meaning:lol:

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:17 PM
My favourite Russian one: 'Mandavoshka'

Its so rude though :o I'm way too innocent to use it in real life ;)

What does it mean? :p

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:18 PM
:tape:do you know many people doing that:pfunny meaning:lol:

:lol:

No, it's incest and pretty disgusting. That's why it's such a HUGE insult for any guy to be called that. :p

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:19 PM
I think it'd be a good idea to keep on updating the original post with all the new words, so we could have a dictionary of sorts. :hearts:

Grachka
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:21 PM
What does it mean? :p
It's calling someone a c*** louse :o

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:24 PM
It's calling someone a c*** louse :o

Oh, as in a girl who's easy (hence, the loose "c***"?)....???

TF Chipmunk
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:29 PM
:o

Say-baht-po means "bitch" in Cantonese :o :o

Homer & Co
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:30 PM
I think it'd be a good idea to keep on updating the original post with all the new words, so we could have a dictionary of sorts. :hearts:
It's also easier then for the site's administration to add the words to the "censored words" list.
And while they're at it, when are they gonna add "fuck"?.

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:34 PM
It's also easier then for the site's administration to add the words to the "censored words" list.
And while they're at it, when are they gonna add "fuck"?.

I know! :hearts: It's a win-win situation. I'm providing a service. :D

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:34 PM
:o

Say-baht-po means "bitch" in Cantonese :o :o

Thanks for your contribution. :bounce:

TF Chipmunk
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:36 PM
And Spanish - "puta" means "bitch" :o

Grachka
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:36 PM
Oh, as in a girl who's easy (hence, the loose "c***"?)....???
louse (not loose) - as in the (disgusting) insect

you'll see the insult from that ;)

TF Chipmunk
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:37 PM
And I think, in Cantonese, "fuck" is "tiu" :o

TF Chipmunk
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:37 PM
louse (not loose) - as in the (disgusting) insect

you'll see the insult from that ;)
:eek::eek: :o I don't think it's that much of an insult though, just disgusting :shrug: :lol:

Grachka
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:45 PM
:eek::eek: :o I don't think it's that much of an insult though, just disgusting :shrug: :lol:
I think i'd get offended at being called a **** louse? :shrug:

Maybe I have thinner skin than you though.

TF Chipmunk
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:47 PM
I think i'd get offended at being called a **** louse? :shrug:

Maybe I have thinner skin than you though.
:lol: Well for one I'm a dude :angel:

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:47 PM
What's a louse?! :confused:

TF Chipmunk
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:49 PM
What's a louse?! :confused:
You know, it's the singular form of "lice", like hair lice? But I guess in this case, they mean crabs :tape:

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:50 PM
Ugh. That is disgusting. :lol: :tape:

TF Chipmunk
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:51 PM
I THINK in Cantonese: "see fut guai" means "asshole" :tape:

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:54 PM
Thanks. :)

Could you tell me if tiu and puta have a special pronounciation or are the pronounced as they are written?

hingis-seles
Dec 23rd, 2005, 11:56 PM
Madarchod has been added to our dictionary. :)

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:00 AM
Okay, I'm going to sleep now. The UCD has been updated till Post #30. Goodnight :wavey:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:02 AM
Oh, and please continue to post contributions. I'll be back to update the UCD. :)

le bon vivant
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:03 AM
Salope is creole for dirty whore :D

Homer & Co
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:04 AM
And Spanish - "puta" means "bitch" :o
I think it means ho. It's not exactly "cursing" but then again, lots of words in this thread aren't.

Grachka
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:06 AM
I THINK in Cantonese: "see fut guai" means "asshole" :tape:
I think I started at the other end of the insult spectrum :o

I should go back to basics:

Russian: 'Yob tvoyu mat' - 'Fuck your mother'

RVD
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:11 AM
I know one... I think. :scratch:
der Schwanz - Crude German term for the male penis. :o
I think it means tail also.

Grachka
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:12 AM
I know one... I think. :scratch:
der Schwanz - Crude German term for the male penis. :o
I think it means tail also.
and from that, there is Schlapschwanz

Which means limp dick ;)

TF Chipmunk
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:26 AM
Thanks. :)

Could you tell me if tiu and puta have a special pronounciation or are the pronounced as they are written?
It's pronounced as written ;)

RVD
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:28 AM
and from that, there is Schlapschwanz

Which means limp dick ;):lol: Never heard that one, thank goodness. :wavey:

Okay, here's a very weird site I just discovered.
It's a link that teaches you how to swear, cuss, and curse in 170 languages. :eek: :scared:
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/

CAUTION: You'd better have a VERY robust firewall and pop-up stopper!!!!!!!!
Oh, and I'd suggest not accessing this site if you are at work. SERIOUSLY!!!

RVD
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:39 AM
:lol: Never heard that one, thank goodness. :wavey:

Okay, here's a very weird site I just discovered.
It's a link that teaches you how to swear, cuss, and curse in 170 languages. :eek: :scared:
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/

CAUTION: You'd better have a VERY robust firewall and pop-up stopper!!!!!!!!
Oh, and I'd suggest not accessing this site if you are at work. SERIOUSLY!!!HOLY MOLY! the Spanish terms are quite good. :lol:
Hope I didn't under-cut your thread, hingis-seles. :angel:

pav
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:40 AM
I always thought Puta meant a whore or prostitute

Darop.
Dec 24th, 2005, 09:08 AM
Puta = whore, no?

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 09:23 AM
It seems from the general consensus that puta is whore, so I'll correct that. Thank you for pointing it out. :)

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 09:30 AM
HOLY MOLY! the Spanish terms are quite good. :lol:
Hope I didn't under-cut your thread, hingis-seles. :angel:

Thanks a lot, ReeVeeDynasty! :hug: This will provide us with a source to verify all the terms and pronounciations. :kiss:

Besides, I can't possibly sit and go through all 170 languages myself. :p I'll need all the help through contributions from posters. ;)

So, all of you continue posting in here. I just woke up and am going in for a shower now. It's 3:30 pm. :eek: :lol: Vacations make me so lazy. :angel:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 09:30 AM
Last update: Post #40

Craigy
Dec 24th, 2005, 09:35 AM
German

Bldes arschloch - Stupid asshole

Die hat ja Titten wie Melonen - She's got tits like melons :haha:

Hurensohn - son of a bitch

Mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself

Chris 84
Dec 24th, 2005, 11:10 AM
Bhenchod - Meaning: A guy who fucks his sister. Pronounced: Bhain-chodh

I knew that one as well :angel:

Grachka
Dec 24th, 2005, 11:22 AM
Russian curse of the day: zastranets meaning arsehole

Scottish Gaelic: Thalla gu Taigh na Galla (pron: Halla gu tie na galla) which I believe means 'go to the house of the bitch' :p (get to fuck, go to hell etc)

and a politer one :p: Thalla 's cagainn bruis = "Go and chew a brush" ;)

SloKid
Dec 24th, 2005, 11:22 AM
I heard about insultmonger.com a while ago...

Slovenian curse words are innocent...If we want to have a go at people we use Serbo-Croatian ones, those are :eek:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 11:56 AM
Die hat ja Titten wie Melonen - She's got tits like melons :haha:

I'll be using that a lot. :p :lol:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 11:57 AM
I knew that one as well :angel:

I never got around to saying this to you, but you were my inspiration for this thread. :devil: :worship:

SloKid
Dec 24th, 2005, 11:58 AM
I never got around to saying this to you, but you were my inspiration for this thread. :devil: :worship:
:haha:
Post.Of.The.Day.

Chris 84
Dec 24th, 2005, 11:59 AM
I never got around to saying this to you, but you were my inspiration for this thread. :devil: :worship:

I worked that one out for myself :p

SloKid
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:01 PM
Can someone explain to me why Chris is the inspiration...:p

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:03 PM
Russian curse of the day: zastranets meaning arsehole

Scottish Gaelic: Thalla gu Taigh na Galla (pron: Halla gu tie na galla) which I believe means 'go to the house of the bitch' :p (get to fuck, go to hell etc)

and a politer one :p: Thalla 's cagainn bruis = "Go and chew a brush" ;)

I love the Russian curses. They sound so exotic. I feel like a KGB agent when I say them out loud. :p :lol:

And, what's up with go and chew a brush?! :haha:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:03 PM
I heard about insultmonger.com a while ago...

Slovenian curse words are innocent...If we want to have a go at people we use Serbo-Croatian ones, those are :eek:

Oh please share. Innocent and not so innocent ones. We're not picky here. :p

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:04 PM
:haha:
Post.Of.The.Day.

:haha: :devil:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:05 PM
Can someone explain to me why Chris is the inspiration...:p

Chris is the inspiration because yesterday in the Poster Above You thread, he said that I should know he knows some Urdu curse words, so I asked him to use them in his next post, which he did. And it got me thinking, let's make a curse thread. :p :lol: Also, because I could openly discuss in detail some of the words he mentioned, since I wanted to give him the alternative meaning for some of the words. You know, how we could write a thesis on the subject and all. :p

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:06 PM
I worked that one out for myself :p

Oooooh, you're so smart. :p

Chris 84
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:07 PM
Chris is the inspiration because yesterday in the Poster Above You thread, he said that I should know he knows some Urdu curse words, so I asked him to use them in his next post, which he did. And it got me thinking, let's make a curse thread. :p :lol: Also, because I could openly discuss in detail some of the words he mentioned, since I wanted to give him the alternative meaning for some of the words. You know, how we could write a thesis on the subject and all. :p

I was called a reverse coconut at school - a gora on the outside, but a kalla on the inside :haha: (I was always hanging about with the school's Asian posse :lol: )

SloKid
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:09 PM
Oh please share. Innocent and not so innocent ones. We're not picky here. :p
Slovene ones are really silly.
Like this one: tristo kosmatih - meaning three hundred hairy ones...:rolleyes: :shrug:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:11 PM
I was called a reverse coconut at school - a gora on the outside, but a kalla on the inside :haha: (I was always hanging about with the school's Asian posse :lol: )

:haha: How'd you get along so well with the Asian posse? ;) :lol:

Chris 84
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:12 PM
Slovene ones are really silly.
Like this one: tristo kosmatih - meaning three hundred hairy ones...:rolleyes: :shrug:

Slovenians must be the nicest people on the planet, you guys must really struggle to insult each other :eek: :lol:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:12 PM
Slovene ones are really silly.
Like this one: tristo kosmatih - meaning three hundred hairy ones...:rolleyes: :shrug:

OMG! That's so random, I'm almost ashamed to add it to the list. :p But, like I said, we're not picky, so it's being entered in the Dictionary. ;)

Chris 84
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:14 PM
:haha: How'd you get along so well with the Asian posse? ;) :lol:

I honestly don't know :shrug:

....we also played together in a 5 aside football team and we won loads of tournaments (but whenever anything went wrong they would blame the gora ie ME :lol: )

SloKid
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:15 PM
Slovenians must be the nicest people on the planet, you guys must really struggle to insult each other :eek: :lol:
Not really...:lol:
As I said we use the Serbo-Croatian ones...:devil:

SloKid
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:17 PM
I forgot to add how to pronounce it.
It would be something like this:
TREE-stoo cou-SMA-teeh
I hope that is right :unsure:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:18 PM
Slovenians must be the nicest people on the planet, you guys must really struggle to insult each other :eek: :lol:

Seriously. :eek: Milan, you can always use some of our curses. This dictionary was compiled, especially for you, even though Chris is the brainchild for this thread. :p

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:20 PM
I honestly don't know :shrug:

....we also played together in a 5 aside football team and we won loads of tournaments (but whenever anything went wrong they would blame the gora ie ME :lol: )

That's one thing we're really good at....throwing the blame on someone who'll easily take it. :p :lol:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:23 PM
As I said we use the Serbo-Croatian ones...:devil:

Oh please, do share. :devil:

SloKid
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Oh please, do share. :devil:
Perhaps when I get back...;)

:bolt: *gone*

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 12:32 PM
:lol:

Majeka
Dec 24th, 2005, 01:05 PM
Oh please, do share. :devil:

You are asking the wrong person, Milan is not the guy to curse like a sailor. ;)

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 03:00 PM
You are asking the wrong person, Milan is not the guy to curse like a sailor. ;)

Oh, you'd be surprised. :devil:

azdaja
Dec 24th, 2005, 03:00 PM
If we want to have a go at people we use Serbo-Croatian ones, those are :eek:
true, true :lol:

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 03:02 PM
true, true :lol:

Oh please add to our ever-growing collection. :p

azdaja
Dec 24th, 2005, 03:17 PM
Oh please add to our ever-growing collection. :p
well, my father visited me today and he used "nabijem ga na kurac" ("i stick him on my penis"), which made me laugh because i entirely forgot about that one. so there you have one very important word - "kurac" (pronounced "koorats"), which means penis. the funny thing though, is that you can use that word not for swearing, but also in normal conversation. for example, "hocu, boli me kurac" means literally "i will, my penis hurts", but it actually means "i won't". you can use "kurac" to negate whatever you said - "jeste, kurac" (litearally "it is, penis") means "it isn't" :lol: also, "koji ti je kurac" (literally "which penis is with you") means "what's going on with you".

and that's just one word.

azdaja
Dec 24th, 2005, 03:19 PM
Die hat ja Titten wie Melonen - She's got tits like melons :haha:

that's not a curse, it's a compliment :p

Majeka
Dec 24th, 2005, 03:20 PM
Oh, you'd be surprised. :devil:

I'm waiting for Milan to surprise me.

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 03:41 PM
well, my father visited me today and he used "nabijem ga na kurac" ("i stick him on my penis"), which made me laugh because i entirely forgot about that one. so there you have one very important word - "kurac" (pronounced "koorats"), which means penis. the funny thing though, is that you can use that word not for swearing, but also in normal conversation. for example, "hocu, boli me kurac" means literally "i will, my penis hurts", but it actually means "i won't". you can use "kurac" to negate whatever you said - "jeste, kurac" (litearally "it is, penis") means "it isn't" :lol: also, "koji ti je kurac" (literally "which penis is with you") means "what's going on with you".

and that's just one word.

Oh, that's really interesting. For someone who isn't familiar with the language, they could possibly put themselves in a very embarassing situation. :p

azdaja
Dec 24th, 2005, 03:57 PM
Oh, that's really interesting. For someone who isn't familiar with the language, they could possibly put themselves in a very embarassing situation. :p
well, you are not supposed to talk that way, but still everybody does.

i see your collection of spanish curses is very limited :p in order to give it some sort of street credibility you should at least add "coo" (****).

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 05:13 PM
well, you are not supposed to talk that way, but still everybody does.

i see your collection of spanish curses is very limited :p in order to give it some sort of street credibility you should at least add "coo" (****).

Yes, the limited Spanish was bothering me. :p Thanks for the input. How is that pronounced? ;)

azdaja
Dec 24th, 2005, 05:55 PM
Yes, the limited Spanish was bothering me. :p Thanks for the input. How is that pronounced? ;)
konyo. well, the "" is pronounced like "n" and "y" at the same time or so.

hingis-seles
Dec 24th, 2005, 07:59 PM
konyo. well, the "" is pronounced like "n" and "y" at the same time or so.

Thanks! :hearts:

Fingon
Dec 24th, 2005, 10:38 PM
Spanish:

Concha, zorra, chocho, cachucha: ****
Culo, orto, upite: ass
pija, verga, pichula, pito: cock
culiado: fucked
la concha de tu madre: your mother's ****
la puta que te pari: the whore that gave you birth
hijo de puta: sun of a bith/whore
anda a la concha de tu madre: go to your mothers ****
conchudo: something like telling a man he has a big ****.
zorrudo: see above,
pelotudo, boludo, huevn: means a guy with big balls, but the real meaning is stupid, idiot.

There are so many more,you should piss me off and they would come to me.

azdaja
Dec 24th, 2005, 10:55 PM
anda a la concha de tu madre: go to your mothers ****

this expression exists in serbo-croatian as well: "idi u picku materinu" or "idi u pizdu materinu". as does "vete al carajo" - "idi u kurac" ("go to penis").

Fingon
Dec 25th, 2005, 01:09 AM
some more examples of Argentinian culture :D

pajero: a guy that jerks off a lot. also applies to someone extremely lazy (they say if you jerk off too much you have no energy left)

and a hacrtela plantar: go and get fucked.

me cago en la puta: I shit on the whore.

me cago en la puta madre: I shit on the mother whore.

chupapijas: cocksucker

cabrn (with some variances such as cabrn de mierda): literally means cornudo, or a guy cheated by his wife/girlfriend, some times synonimous of pelotudo.

CharlDa
Dec 25th, 2005, 02:16 AM
How about some good ol' Quebecois cursing!

Osti de criss de tabarnak de cliss de sacrament! :lol:

That's just a serie of curse words here in quebec. Tey are mostly deviations from religious words from french!

hingis-seles
Dec 25th, 2005, 09:35 AM
Thanks a lot, Fingon.

How can I piss you off?! I'll just ask one of the tools to create a retarded thread. :lol:

hingis-seles
Dec 25th, 2005, 09:40 AM
How about some good ol' Quebecois cursing!

Osti de criss de tabarnak de cliss de sacrament! :lol:

That's just a serie of curse words here in quebec. Tey are mostly deviations from religious words from french!

Thanks. Could you provide the pronounciation and the meaning, please? :angel:

BUBI
Dec 25th, 2005, 11:44 AM
:lol: Never heard that one, thank goodness. :wavey:

Okay, here's a very weird site I just discovered.
It's a link that teaches you how to swear, cuss, and curse in 170 languages. :eek: :scared:
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/

CAUTION: You'd better have a VERY robust firewall and pop-up stopper!!!!!!!!
Oh, and I'd suggest not accessing this site if you are at work. SERIOUSLY!!!
:worship: Great site!

My favourite in Finnish:

Suksi vittuun!
Pronounce: SUH-kse VEH-Toon
Literal translation: Ski into a ****!
Common translation: Fuck off!

Grachka
Dec 25th, 2005, 12:54 PM
This one I found on insult monger :lol: I've heard it before, and its one of my favourites :p:

Scottish Gaelic - "Tha an h-a-mhin deoc c bod nas-fherr na b mhair b bhrmair" (pron: Ha an ha-van doc co bod nas-harr na bo var bo vramar) - "The only person who sucks cock better than your mum is your girlfriend" :lol:

azdaja
Dec 25th, 2005, 01:02 PM
My favourite in Finnish:

Suksi vittuun!
Pronounce: SUH-kse VEH-Toon
Literal translation: Ski into a ****!

lol

hingis-seles
Dec 25th, 2005, 02:29 PM
This one I found on insult monger :lol: I've heard it before, and its one of my favourites :p:

Scottish Gaelic - "Tha an h-a-mhin deoc c bod nas-fherr na b mhair b bhrmair" (pron: Ha an ha-van doc co bod nas-harr na bo var bo vramar) - "The only person who sucks cock better than your mum is your girlfriend" :lol:

OMG! :haha: :spit:

hingis-seles
Dec 25th, 2005, 02:30 PM
I have a lot of updating to do. Tonight when I get back. ;)

Keep those curses coming. :D

Majeka
Dec 25th, 2005, 02:55 PM
I have some Portuguese ones to add for you. :tape:

Viadinho (Fag) | It's pronounced like Via-chin-yo.
Foda-se (Fuck you) | You can pronounce it exactly like it's written. ;)
Caralho (Dick) | Cah-ral-yo
Merda (Shit) | Mehr-da

I can't come up with any others at the moment. Maybe I'm just too nice to swear. :angel:

hingis-seles
Dec 25th, 2005, 03:38 PM
I have some Portuguese ones to add for you. :tape:

Viadinho (Fag) | It's pronounced like Via-chin-yo.
Foda-se (Fuck you) | You can pronounce it exactly like it's written. ;)
Caralho (Dick) | Cah-ral-yo
Merda (Shit) | Mehr-da

I can't come up with any others at the moment. Maybe I'm just too nice to swear. :angel:

Thanks. :hearts:

You're too nice to swear, so why don't you pick out the ones you want Milan to scream out when you guys talk dirty. :tape: :p

hingis-seles
Dec 25th, 2005, 10:09 PM
Updated! :bounce:

hingis-seles
Dec 26th, 2005, 09:24 AM
This needs a *bump*

Hachiko
Dec 26th, 2005, 10:03 AM
What lovely words.

Majeka
Dec 26th, 2005, 10:06 AM
Thanks. :hearts:

You're too nice to swear, so why don't you pick out the ones you want Milan to scream out when you guys talk dirty. :tape: :p

You're welcome. ;)

Ahem...I don't know what kind of dirty words Milan is into so you have to ask him. Any dirty word coming from him is awesome. :o

hingis-seles
Dec 26th, 2005, 07:14 PM
What lovely words.

I know! Isn't it great?! :hearts:

Please do contribute. Don't be shy. :kiss:

hingis-seles
Dec 26th, 2005, 07:18 PM
You're welcome. ;)

Ahem...I don't know what kind of dirty words Milan is into so you have to ask him. Any dirty word coming from him is awesome. :o

You know he's a kinky, slow kid. :devil:

I'm loving the avatar. VERY HOT! :drool:

hingis-seles
Dec 26th, 2005, 09:28 PM
Start posting, all you zastranets and coo's.

SloKid
Dec 27th, 2005, 09:51 AM
Vete al carajo is not Serbo-Croatian ;)
It's Spanish

hingis-seles
Dec 27th, 2005, 10:18 AM
Vete al carajo is not Serbo-Croatian ;)
It's Spanish

Thanks for pointing that out. It could have gotten very embarassing. :o

Grachka
Dec 27th, 2005, 10:58 AM
Scottish Gaelic - "Rach thu agus a' sgaoil am leathar de bhur paithar!" - away and fuck your sister!

:o

Russian - "On vseh yozhei golym zadom zadavit" - he crushed all the hedgehogs with his arse

This one is used when someone is very egotistical and you want to bring them down a bit ;)

hingis-seles
Dec 27th, 2005, 11:01 AM
Scottish Gaelic - "Rach thu agus a' sgaoil am leathar de bhur paithar!" - away and fuck your sister!

:o

Russian - "On vseh yozhei golym zadom zadavit" - he crushed all the hedgehogs with his arse

This one is used when someone is very egotistical and you want to bring them down a bit ;)

I know I'm going to be using that one a lot. ;) :lol:

hingis-seles
Dec 27th, 2005, 11:05 AM
Curse: Randi ka bacha.

Pronounced: Run-dee kaaaa b-uch-aaa.

Meaning: Son of a prostitute.

:bounce:

kj-
Dec 27th, 2005, 11:12 AM
forgive me God... :angel:

in Indonesian :

ngentot: fuck
tai: shit
kontol, titit: dick
anjing, monyet: dog, monkey (very food to cursing someone) :p

hingis-seles
Dec 27th, 2005, 11:14 AM
forgive me God... :angel:

in Indonesian :

ngentot: fuck
tai: shit
kontol, titit: dick
anjing, monyet: dog, monkey (very food to cursing someone) :p

Oh cool. A new language. That's great. Could you tell us how to pronounce these? :D

hingis-seles
Dec 27th, 2005, 11:18 AM
updated!

Veritas
Dec 27th, 2005, 12:27 PM
Doesn't "puta" mean "f*g"? :shrug:

I think "fanguli" (not too sure about the spelling) means either "f*g" or "fuck" in Italian.

And there's also "Dou Ma", which is in Vietnamese. I'm not sure what it means, but a lot of the Viet and Canto guys back in high school would use it for teachers who don't know any better.

hingis-seles
Dec 27th, 2005, 10:39 PM
I'll try and verify and get back to everyone. Thanks for raising the question, Veritas.

*goodnight bump*

azdaja
Dec 27th, 2005, 10:59 PM
malay-indonesian is read as it is written.

in portuguese i heard "vai se foder" or was it "vai te foder"? :scratch: can anyone tell?

Homer & Co
Dec 27th, 2005, 11:54 PM
Another one to add under the "Serbo-Croatian": "jebi se" (meaning "fuck you")

SloKid
Dec 28th, 2005, 08:50 AM
Thats hardly cursing these days lol.
:lol:
The new ones are far more elaborate than that...:lol:

Majeka
Dec 28th, 2005, 08:53 AM
malay-indonesian is read as it is written.

in portuguese i heard "vai se foder" or was it "vai te foder"? :scratch: can anyone tell?

It's "vai se fuder". :tape:

Majeka
Dec 28th, 2005, 08:54 AM
Doesn't "puta" mean "f*g"? :shrug:


Puta means bitch. :)

VRee_Willario
Dec 28th, 2005, 10:03 AM
Ravintola

-Really ugly to say :tape:

azdaja
Dec 28th, 2005, 05:01 PM
Thats hardly cursing these days lol.
you know, that's a bit of a probablem. the language is so rude and curses so common that they actually don't work. you really need to be creative to insult people :shrug:

decemberlove
Dec 28th, 2005, 05:16 PM
Spanish:

Puta does mean whore, but it is used in the same way that fuck is used. I think more than the simple definition of whore is needed to describe puta.
Mierda = shit

hingis-seles
Dec 30th, 2005, 09:31 PM
Thanks!

Much needed *bump*

More curses, please! :D

Grachka
Dec 30th, 2005, 10:01 PM
Well its not really a curse, but its a favourite insult of mine ;)

Russian - "Ya yebal tvoyu mat', poka ti smotrel i plakal kak malen'kaya suka"

"I fucked your mother while you watched and cried like a little bitch" :p