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creep
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:42 PM
Whats all the fuss and excitement about? I seen her play a few times now, shes nothing special. Yes shes a nice piece of ass, but why all the support for her now, which was so evidently missing when she was floundering?

Could everybody make their posts no more than 200 words. :)

goldenlox
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:44 PM
The fuss involves her forum, not her. There are other Russian teens with similar results, but no forum.

carot
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:45 PM
creep, sonny boy... you make dada cry!

ok, so she's not good, but she's hot right? ;)

creep
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:45 PM
The fuss involves her forum, not her. There are other Russian teens with similar results, but no forum.

So ugly Russians won't get a forum?

tenn_ace
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:46 PM
So ugly Russians won't get a forum?


tough life, eh?

creep
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:46 PM
creep, sonny boy... you make dada cry!

ok, so she's not good, but she's hot right? ;)

I'm hot, do I have my own forum? ;) :)

Helen Lawson
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:47 PM
She's not quite in the Mary Pierce "hot piece of ass" category, but she's young, blonde, and has a pretty good body for a teenager. I mean, if they're not that great as tennis players, at least they can be good looking. And the tour has its share of dogs who are mediocre tennis players, so a hottie who's mediocre is someone to support. If it can't be good, make it at least beautiful.

creep
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:51 PM
She's not quite in the Mary Pierce "hot piece of ass" category, but she's young, blonde, and has a pretty good body for a teenager. I mean, if they're not that great as tennis players, at least they can be good looking. And the tour has its share of dogs who are mediocre tennis players, so a hottie who's mediocre is someone to support. If it can't be good, make it at least beautiful.

Yeah I totally agree with you Helen. Most guys don't watch tennis for the tennis.

carot
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:56 PM
Yeah I totally agree with you Helen. Most guys don't watch tennis for the tennis.
we can only hope so...

creep
Sep 27th, 2005, 04:58 PM
we can only hope so...

I said most. :p

pssssssss the rest are mauresmo fans ;)

Piotr'ek
Sep 27th, 2005, 05:01 PM
Also saw her cuple of times on tv and live in 3 matches and she is not that good, imo Peer is far more talented.

creep
Sep 27th, 2005, 05:03 PM
Also saw her cuple of times on tv and live in 3 matches and she is not that good, imo Peer is far more talented.

But is she more attractive?

Piotr'ek
Sep 27th, 2005, 05:05 PM
But is she more attractive?it depends what u like, and what type is attractive to u :p

creep
Sep 27th, 2005, 05:06 PM
it depends what u like, and what type is attractive to u :p

Post me a pic of her and I'll tell you. :D

alfonsojose
Sep 27th, 2005, 05:33 PM
Hi, creep :wavey:

Dawn Marie
Sep 27th, 2005, 05:46 PM
I disagree the guy who literally enjoys the game of tennis and enjoys seeing sports women playing a competitve sport do watch these ladies for the tennis game. Being cute doesn't hurt but most guys out there actually enjoy the sport. This is my take when I am at live tennis matches.

I give the majority of males who watch tennis alot of credit.

Xian
Sep 27th, 2005, 05:47 PM
thats true saw her playing three times and was never impressed at all

densuprun
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:19 PM
She's not quite in the Mary Pierce "hot piece of ass" category, but she's young, blonde, and has a pretty good body for a teenager. I mean, if they're not that great as tennis players, at least they can be good looking. And the tour has its share of dogs who are mediocre tennis players, so a hottie who's mediocre is someone to support. If it can't be good, make it at least beautiful.

Helen, we need a Hollywood example here. :wavey:

Helen Lawson
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:21 PM
Helen, we need a Hollywood example here. :wavey:

Hon, that's like three-quarters of Hollywood today, but from my day, Lana Turner. She was very pretty, but a pretty mediocre actress.

Helen Lawson
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:23 PM
Post me a pic of her and I'll tell you. :D

http://www.tennis.info/images/Nasdaq4/01Mon/Peer7078.jpg

Helen says she's cute for a tennis player, but nothing beyond that. Certainly not in Little Masha's category lookswise.

kammgretel
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:27 PM
You are right, but just go to the Russian Forum see her original thread, it has 5,165 replies & 97,176 views, is one of the threads more readed of the Russian forum.

Natarajasana
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:30 PM
From my day, Lana Turner. She was very pretty, but a pretty mediocre actress.
Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
:p

Helen Lawson
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:31 PM
Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
:p

:fiery: I was beautiful AND talented, just call me like the Big Masha of Hollywood or something. :D

deja_entendu
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:33 PM
nice that people are saying she's not good, guess what she's in the top 20 race, just won a tier II, was the best junior and is on the up and up. those who are saying she's not good have a poor understanding of tennis fundamentals

Natarajasana
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:34 PM
:fiery: I was beautiful AND talented, just call me like the Big Masha of Hollywood or something. :D
:kiss: Okay then Big Mama....er....Masha! :kiss:

Infiniti2001
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:35 PM
nice that people are saying she's not good, guess what she's in the top 20 race, just won a tier II, was the best junior and is on the up and up. those who are saying she's not good have a poor understanding of tennis fundamentals

:rolleyes: is that you in the avatar? :lol: Meanwhile can't you bring your point across without being a condesending prick? :retard:

Stamp Paid
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:36 PM
But She Took A Set Off Of Serena On Clay!!11!!!!!!!!!!11111111!

Helen Lawson
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:37 PM
nice that people are saying she's not good, guess what she's in the top 20 race, just won a tier II, was the best junior and is on the up and up. those who are saying she's not good have a poor understanding of tennis fundamentals

She won a Tier II with both Williams and Sharapova in the draw, I mean, it's not her fault all three crapped out with injuries and stuff.

deja_entendu
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:37 PM
i love this ignore list feature :hearts:

Infiniti2001
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:39 PM
i love this ignore list feature :hearts:

You should since I won't be letting up anytime soon :haha:

-Sonic-
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:40 PM
If she's good she'll win things.

If some other girl is better, chances are she'll win more than Maria.

We'll just have to wait and see.

deja_entendu
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:41 PM
and he still responds to every post i make :haha: were i to take guesses, probably lots of typos and YOU QUENELLA BITCH thrown in the mix :rolls:

~Cherry*Blossom~
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:44 PM
:rolleyes: is that you in the avatar? :lol: Meanwhile can't you bring your point across without being a condesending prick? :retard:


You should since I won't be letting up anytime soon :haha:


Hope you can see it now Deja :wavey:

deja_entendu
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:48 PM
Hope you can see it now Deja :wavey:

thanks, but don't make a habit out of it, or else you will have a long days work ahead of you :D

Infiniti2001
Sep 27th, 2005, 07:48 PM
Hope you can see it now Deja :wavey:


:rolls: One wonders why he needed to mention the ignore feature :haha:

Sharapower
Sep 28th, 2005, 03:39 PM
Her gamestyle is definitely not impressive (i.e. not powerful) as could be some big babes', anyway I think she's good. Just as good as a top 30-er, and improving.

Joana
Sep 28th, 2005, 03:43 PM
Had Serena beaten her 6-2 6-3 like she was supposed to, we wouldn't hear about any of this. But she's cute, yes.

Sharapower
Sep 28th, 2005, 03:46 PM
Had Serena beaten her 6-2 6-3 like she was supposed to, we wouldn't hear about any of this. But she's cute, yes.

Don't be unfair.

"Sluggy"
Sep 28th, 2005, 03:50 PM
Could everybody make their posts no more than 200 words. :)

Piece of ass: YES :hearts: :angel: :p ;)

Not Very good: Again, you are right, she's ok, but shes not top 10.

Concise enuf? :lol:

Joana
Sep 28th, 2005, 03:53 PM
Don't be unfair.

Well, yes, I am exaggerating. But that much generated so much hype. If it hadn't been that close, Kirilenko would just be one in the bunch of Russians, with a little more fans that the rest because of the cuteness factor.

tennisbum79
Sep 28th, 2005, 03:57 PM
Maybe she has now decided to catch up with her reputation, which largely due to her close friendship with Maria S.
Kind of like Hingis and Ana K. Although I am sure this will not unfold like
Hingis-Ana careers.

Dementirilenko
Sep 28th, 2005, 04:00 PM
Hey, you must be lucky that you have seen her, she's a wonderful player and very talented. We will hear a lot from her in the future, I am sure. I started to become a big fan of her since last week at Bejing.

creep
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:21 PM
What was I thinking when I posted this shit!? :o Then again Im not that good at thinking and posting at the same time.

Maria :hearts: :kiss: :drool: :lick: :D

furrykitten
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:25 PM
That was a quick reversal but a wise one!:)

creep
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:29 PM
That was a quick reversal but a wise one!:)

I woke up in the early hours, cold sweat, wondering howd I ever be taken seriously again on here after what I posted. This is the first chance Ive had to try and cover my tracks, but Im sure most of the board has read it by now. :o

Pengwin
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:30 PM
What was I thinking when I posted this shit!? :o Then again Im not that good at thinking and posting at the same time.

Maria :hearts: :kiss: :drool: :lick: :D

:rolleyes:

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:31 PM
I'm glad you came around, creep! Big Masha and Little Masha are like the new spice girls!! :hearts: :hearts: I think I'll call them, "the Masha sisters." We had the Williams sisters, then the "Belgian sisters." And now we shall have "the Masha sisters." Finally, some hottie blondes who can win a lot. And they say tennis is dying! :confused:

creep
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:36 PM
I'm glad you came around, creep! Big Masha and Little Masha are like the new spice girls!! :hearts: :hearts: I think I'll call them, "the Masha sisters." We had the Williams sisters, then the "Belgian sisters." And now we shall have "the Masha sisters." Finally, some hottie blondes who can win a lot. And they say tennis is dying! :confused:

Helen this could be the start of MASHAMANIA :D

K.U.C.W-R.V
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:36 PM
She's not a particularly big hitter but Kirilenko knows how to play tennis in the same way that Hingis & Clijsters know how to play tennis. Excellent shot selection & use of angles for one so young.

Definitely top 10 material.

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:39 PM
Helen this could be the start of MASHAMANIA :D

Brilliant, hon, absolutely brilliant!!! Now, aren't you glad you took a deeper look at Little Masha so as to be able to experience MASHAMANIA!!!

These girls, they're smart, talented, and have killer instincts (and bods). There's nothing the two Mashas can't accomplish when they put their minds to it! I think they should do like a beauty product ad together, too!

SJW
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:40 PM
Had Serena beaten her 6-2 6-3 like she was supposed to, we wouldn't hear about any of this. But she's cute, yes.
:worship:

Ivanovic makes her look rather ordinary :)

igost
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:59 PM
:worship:

Ivanovic makes her look rather ordinary :)

in what way? size-wise?

don't tell me Ivanovic is more technically sound than Kirilenko

she does have more power, but power is not everything. tennis is not weightlifting

Carmen Mairena
Sep 28th, 2005, 06:59 PM
What was I thinking when I posted this shit!? :o Then again Im not that good at thinking and posting at the same time.

Maria :hearts: :kiss: :drool: :lick: :D

:haha: :lol: :haha:

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:00 PM
Creep, I'm hereby crowning you "King of Mashamania" and myself "Queen of Mashamania."

creep
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:16 PM
Creep, I'm hereby crowning you "King of Mashamania" and myself "Queen of Mashamania."

Woohoo!!! :D
Although I think carot will be disappointed.

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:17 PM
Woohoo!!! :D
Although I think carot will be disappointed.

If he's into Mashamania, well, I guess I can crown him "Prince of Mashamania" or whatever other title he wants! :bounce:

hingis-seles
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:27 PM
Creep, I'm hereby crowning you "King of Mashamania" and myself "Queen of Mashamania."

Can I be "Prince of Mashamania"?

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:29 PM
Can I be "Prince of Mashamania"?

I'd have no hesitation at all, hon, but creep's saying that carot wants to be Prince of Mashamania, and let's face it, you need to give preference to a moderator! Anyway, how about Grand Duke of Mashamania, or Count of Mashamania, or like whatever other royal title you'd like? If carot passes on Prince of Mashamania, then it's yours, hon! :lick:

deja_entendu
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:35 PM
:worship:

Ivanovic makes her look rather ordinary :)

some serena fans still want to believe that taking one set from her on clay is the most impressive achievement she's had :tape: :rolleyes: she's taken sets from more impressive clay-courters before ;) and has some nice wins including a victory over the #1 player in the world and a tier II tournament. the kirilenko hype has been going on for quite some time, long before RG 04 :wavey: and it will only continue.

and why the kirilenko-ivanovic competition? both are excellent players, around the same age, and on track to be virtually juxtaposed in the year-end rankings :drool: and they play nothing alike, so while i agree that ivanovic has the potential to be a dominating force, at the moment ana does not make makiri look ordinary at all. im trying to wrap my brain around calling someone with great consistence of shot, net skills, and intelligence "ordinary" and i just can't fathom that concept, especially in a game where the above three qualities have long been discarded by the elite

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:39 PM
Here's a [proposed coat of arms for Mashamania! We need a good one for Little Masha, though, too.

http://www.lugansk.info/celebs/maria_sharapova/img/maria_sharapova004.jpg

SJW
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:41 PM
in what way? size-wise?

don't tell me Ivanovic is more technically sound than Kirilenko

she does have more power, but power is not everything. tennis is not weightlifting

:yawn:
Ivanovic is better than Kirilenko. i honestly cant make it much more simple.

hingis-seles
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:46 PM
I'd have no hesitation at all, hon, but creep's saying that carot wants to be Prince of Mashamania, and let's face it, you need to give preference to a moderator! Anyway, how about Grand Duke of Mashamania, or Count of Mashamania, or like whatever other royal title you'd like? If carot passes on Prince of Mashamania, then it's yours, hon! :lick:

I know this isn't a royal title, but could I be the

"Official Sex Offender of Mashamania"

It's something I'd be more comfortable with. :)

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:53 PM
I know this isn't a royal title, but could I be the

"Official Sex Offender of Mashamania"

It's something I'd be more comfortable with. :)

You got it, hon. Anything goes in the Kingdom of Mashamania!!! As long as you like Big Masha and Little Masha, and pledge your allegiance to them, you're in! :D

SJW
Sep 28th, 2005, 07:56 PM
some serena fans still want to believe that taking one set from her on clay is the most impressive achievement she's had :tape: :rolleyes: she's taken sets from more impressive clay-courters before ;) and has some nice wins including a victory over the #1 player in the world and a tier II tournament. the kirilenko hype has been going on for quite some time, long before RG 04 :wavey: and it will only continue.

and why the kirilenko-ivanovic competition? both are excellent players, around the same age, and on track to be virtually juxtaposed in the year-end rankings :drool: and they play nothing alike, so while i agree that ivanovic has the potential to be a dominating force, at the moment ana does not make makiri look ordinary at all. im trying to wrap my brain around calling someone with great consistence of shot, net skills, and intelligence "ordinary" and i just can't fathom that concept, especially in a game where the above three qualities have long been discarded by the elite

you're a little man who talks a lot of shit. :) if the "you serena fans" blah blah blah is the only thing you can come up with, keep on keeping on my friend because it is T-I-R-E-D.

Kirilenko has like, what, 2 years on Ivanovic and a 1-6 1-6 THRASHING by the Serb on her record. :tape: (as well as Ana OWNING her in a 7-5 6-1 contest in Dubai :drool: ) and while i accept some develop later than others, she'll always be in the shade of the new wave (Ivanovic, Vaidisova, Sharapova and possibly even Sesil and Anna C). shes never won more than 2 matches at a slam while Ivanovic has a QF, Maria S has a W. even Sesil has a QF and Anna C has 3 3rd rounders ALREADY compared to Kirilenkos mighty one ;) Vaidisova too has a much better slam record.

so like i said....maybe shes a late bloomer. but i see nothing from her as yet that could threaten the legacies of my favourite young ones, especially Ana I and Maria S :cool:

hingis-seles
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:02 PM
You got it, hon. Anything goes in the Kingdom of Mashamania!!! As long as you like Big Masha and Little Masha, and pledge your allegiance to them, you're in! :D

Woot! :bounce:

I love my Masha's! :hearts: Just one quick question before I go to bed. Do the members of the Kingdom of Mashamania make fun of Jennifer North?

hingis-seles
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:03 PM
You got it, hon. Anything goes in the Kingdom of Mashamania!!! As long as you like Big Masha and Little Masha, and pledge your allegiance to them, you're in! :D

Woot! :bounce:

I love my Masha's! :hearts: Just one quick question before I go to bed. Do the members of the Kingdom of Mashamania make fun of Jennifer North? :p

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:05 PM
Woot! :bounce:

I love my Masha's! :hearts: Just one quick question before I go to bed. Do the members of the Kingdom of Mashamania make fun of Jennifer North? :p

Of course. She called me a "witch" and said I should be boiled in oil, so say whatever you like about Jennifer North, art films, nudies, no holes barred! :D

deja_entendu
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:06 PM
you're a little man who talks a lot of shit. :) if the "you serena fans" blah blah blah is the only thing you can come up with, keep on keeping on my friend because it is T-I-R-E-D.

Kirilenko has like, what, 2 years on Ivanovic and a 1-6 1-6 THRASHING by the Serb on her record. :tape: (as well as Ana OWNING her in a 7-5 6-1 contest in Dubai :drool: ) and while i accept some develop later than others, she'll always be in the shade of the new wave (Ivanovic, Vaidisova, Sharapova and possibly even Sesil and Anna C). shes never won more than 2 matches at a slam while Ivanovic has a QF, Maria S has a W. even Sesil has a QF and Anna C has 3 3rd rounders ALREADY compared to Kirilenkos mighty one ;) Vaidisova too has a much better slam record.

so like i said....maybe shes a late bloomer. but i see nothing from her as yet that could threaten the legacies of my favourite young ones, especially Ana I and Maria S :cool:

maybe you could just enjoy her unique game for what it's worth instead of being a dick? :shrug: i'm a huge fan of ivanovic but you don't see me barging into threads pompously proclaiming her almighty greatness

Lemonskin.
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:07 PM
You got it, hon. Anything goes in the Kingdom of Mashamania!!! As long as you like Big Masha and Little Masha, and pledge your allegiance to them, you're in! :D
Oooh!!!

Can I e the Official Jester of Mashamania? :D :crazy:

gmak
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:09 PM
masha rocks! :hearts: :rocker: ;)

vutt
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:09 PM
LOL@all poor Ana fans. Just can't let it got that mods created forum for Kirilenko.

SJW
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:11 PM
...instead of being a dick

*BANG*

...pompously proclaiming her almighty greatness

that was the sound of the pot crashing into the kettle.

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:12 PM
Oooh!!!

Can I e the Official Jester of Mashamania? :D :crazy:

You got it, babe. It is so ordered!

deja_entendu
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:13 PM
ba dum CHA

SJW
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:14 PM
LOL@all poor Ana fans. Just can't let it got that mods created forum for Kirilenko.
it doesnt bother me. i rarely visit player forums, only occasionally Serena's, or even less, the Williams :shrug:

Pengwin
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:15 PM
LOL@all poor Ana fans. Just can't let it got that mods created forum for Kirilenko.

And Peng fans too :)

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:25 PM
What about this one to put on the front of Mashamania money?

http://tennisrulz.com/players/kirilenko/Kirilenko.jpg

Joana
Sep 28th, 2005, 08:58 PM
LOL@all poor Ana fans. Just can't let it got that mods created forum for Kirilenko.

Shut up, vutt, or I'll let my minions out and you know what happens. :devil:

Helen Lawson
Sep 28th, 2005, 09:13 PM
This is the official emblem the the Kingdom of Mashamania. Don't they both look adorable?

http://www.kirilenko.nl/photos/large2/mk_c056.jpg

vutt
Sep 28th, 2005, 09:21 PM
Shut up, vutt, or I'll let my minions out and you know what happens. :devil:

Ha, I'm not afraid any more of your minions, because I now can join to huge Maria K fan club driven by testosterone filled male teens. :angel:

actor1
Sep 28th, 2005, 09:25 PM
She is nowhere near as good as Peng Shuai!
i think she will be better than peng the lotta baby fat shuai.

Joana
Sep 28th, 2005, 10:03 PM
Ha, I'm not afraid any more of your minions, because I now can join to huge Maria K fan club driven by testosterone filled male teens. :angel:

Fine, just don't say later that I didn't warn you.

Derek.
Sep 28th, 2005, 10:13 PM
What was I thinking when I posted this shit!? :o Then again Im not that good at thinking and posting at the same time.

Maria :hearts: :kiss: :drool: :lick: :D

Bandwagon fan. :rolleyes:

morningglory
Sep 29th, 2005, 12:05 AM
hmm... wow.... just her 1st tourny title, she's blonde, beautiful and Russian, and she has her bashing thread already, wtg, Maria K!!! :kiss:
You're SO much like Maria S, you know... never mind, pretty girls get bashed a lot on this board, the prettier, the more frequent the bashing :) :hearts:

SJW
Sep 29th, 2005, 05:56 AM
^JHH gets bashed a lot :shrug:

Odd
Sep 29th, 2005, 06:03 AM
Are you kidding, ofcourse she is hot.
...
And a good tennis player i guess, same thing.:shrug:

pav
Sep 29th, 2005, 09:59 AM
All I can contribute to this thread at the moment is to say "Suck My goddamn friggin johnson, but wait till I have a shower because I've been dagging Hoggets all day, dirty arsed little bastards" http://smileys.******************/cat/16/16_3_158.gif (http://www.******************/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYNZ)

Mr_Molik
Sep 29th, 2005, 11:34 AM
But She Took A Set Off Of Serena On Clay!!11!!!!!!!!!!11111111!
and the royal court complains about people bringing up serena all the time...
not everythings about serena love

!!!--Duiz--!!!
Sep 29th, 2005, 11:36 AM
she won today 6-4, 6-2

doesn't seem that bad... consdiering that Santoja isn't that bad of a player also...

hingis-seles
Sep 29th, 2005, 02:36 PM
Jennifer North is a nasty piece of ass.

creep
Sep 29th, 2005, 04:21 PM
This is the official emblem the the Kingdom of Mashamania. Don't they both look adorable?

http://www.kirilenko.nl/photos/large2/mk_c056.jpg

What a wonderful photograph Helen. :D

Helen Lawson
Oct 6th, 2005, 07:01 PM
What a wonderful photograph Helen. :D

Obviously, some prankster didn't like seeing such a sweet, beautiful picture of the Masha sisters!! Oh well, they'll be plenty more over the next year. I hope they play a lot of doubles and win a doubles Grand Slam. I think they can do it! :)