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Apr 24th, 2002, 11:17 PM
Ok Martians, it's time to throw Marri a party! Why? I'M BORED! And Marri deserves it too, her bunny wont leave me alone.:) So get partyin Smarties!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Apr 25th, 2002, 12:38 AM
Wooohoooo!!!!!!!! Thanks Ryan! :kiss: ;) haha, this was fun! :D *tells bunny to dance* :bounce: c'mon Martians!!!! let's party!!!! coz I deserve it! :p and Marti will be back SSSOOOONN!!!!! :bounce: :kiss:

Apr 25th, 2002, 01:16 AM
*partying with Marri's dancing bunny*

Apr 25th, 2002, 04:06 AM
is carnival time!!!!!!!

Apr 25th, 2002, 04:07 AM

Apr 25th, 2002, 07:41 AM
"....c'mon let's twist again..."
WOHOOOO Great party!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Apr 25th, 2002, 08:24 AM
:wavey: Martians

Marri, wanna dance?;) You deserve it.:kiss:

Doris Loeffel
Apr 25th, 2002, 09:12 AM
There's a party!!
Don't you know there's a party for marry!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Somebody wanna dance with me??

Apr 25th, 2002, 11:07 AM
The bunny fully prepared for the party :o


Apr 25th, 2002, 07:38 PM
Take that plunger off Marri's bunnies head! He looks like he had a little too much to drink.

Apr 25th, 2002, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Doris Loeffel

Somebody wanna dance with me??
my pleasure mademoiselle Doris!!:kiss:

Apr 25th, 2002, 08:54 PM
Do the Funny Bunny dance!

*imitates Marri's bunnys dance*

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Apr 25th, 2002, 09:38 PM
*bunny shaking it's fat ass* :cool: hehe guys! ;) Chris! :kiss: of course i wanna dance!!!! :kiss: *party* wooohooo!!!
Lol Hoon! ;) look at Mashi... tsk tsk tsk... i told him not to eat all those burritoes! but did he listen.. NO! :p *smelly bunny*
enjoy the party guys! :kiss:

Apr 25th, 2002, 09:43 PM
*dances with the bunny*

Apr 25th, 2002, 11:09 PM
A Party..tsk tsk.

Children this is terrible you are supposed to be setting an example.

Where is the ALCOHOL.

Anyone dance latin - American style?

Martian Martin
Apr 26th, 2002, 12:06 AM
My Marti avatar wasn't her smiling after she won a match, it was when she saw you lot attempting to dance ;)

Woohooo great party though, let's keep on dancing :bounce:

Want to dance Jessi? ;)

Apr 26th, 2002, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by Jessica02
A Party..tsk tsk.

Anyone dance latin - American style? i like to dance Salsa, Cumbia, merengue, grupera, mambo, etc. and i am a good dancer. it's true, well here in México everybody knows how to dance
but i don't dance samba, but must be easy to learn it

Apr 26th, 2002, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by Jessica02
A Party..tsk tsk.

Where is the ALCOHOL.

Tequia is ok? salud amigos!!![IMG]http://fun.ohmygoodness.com/Cards/holidays/Animated/tequila.gif

Martian Mel
Apr 26th, 2002, 04:50 PM
Pass me a black vodka Marri!;)

Herodoto, wanna dance?;)

Apr 26th, 2002, 05:25 PM
Samba looks intersting... and Hot!

I have been dancing latin American for 3 years now. Salsa, and Mambo mainly. Hero...maybe we should show these non latino's exactly how to move!

Tequilla sounds good!

Martin, Of course I will dance with you :D :kiss:

Apr 26th, 2002, 06:34 PM
LMAO @ Hoons pic. :D Poor bunny!;)

Jessica! Please learn me some!:angel:

Apr 26th, 2002, 07:54 PM
My pleasure Chris...

It involes alot of hip shaking, and close contact still interested? ;)

Apr 26th, 2002, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Martina Hingisova
Pass me a black vodka Marri!;)

Herodoto, wanna dance?;)

always ready for to shake my skeleton with a gorge girl:kiss: cumbia is ok? is my best style;)

Martian Martin
Apr 26th, 2002, 10:08 PM
How could I forget to :drool: at the blonde samba dancer? :D

Let's dance then Jessi!. So what are you waiting on, show me how to move ;)

Apr 26th, 2002, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by Jessica02

Hero...maybe we should show these non latino's exactly how to move!

okey dokey jessi, let's do it.
lesson 1. you need to wear a costume like this for to dance "cumbia" properly
lesson 2. you need to have this warm attitude
lesson 3 drink tequila or rum ("cuba libre" recommended)
lesson 4 feel yourself as the hotest person on earth:lick:
now u r ready just try tomove your body with the rhythm and enjoy at maximum the life!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :) :D ;)

Apr 27th, 2002, 12:19 AM
Seems lke everyone is enjoying the party!

*passes out more booz and chips*

Apr 27th, 2002, 06:45 AM
A MARTIni should do it for moi!!!!;)

wiggle to the right, wiggle to the left.:bounce: :angel: :kiss:

Apr 27th, 2002, 04:40 PM
Mmmmm, MARTIni's sound excellent jomar!

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Apr 28th, 2002, 11:42 AM
:drool: :lick: you guys sure know how to PARTY!!!!!! :bounce: *grabbing the Tequila bottle* where's the salt and the slices of lemon?? :drool:

*dancing with everyone*

Apr 29th, 2002, 07:45 AM
Originally posted by Marri
*grabbing the Tequila bottle* where's the salt and the slices of lemon?? :drool:

no lemon and salt this time Marri but you can taste the typical "maguey worm" as you can see it on the glass of tequila of my countryman. really is delicious!!;) do u want a "worms taco?" :angel: if you taste it once u r going to taste it twice, believe me!!!:)

Apr 29th, 2002, 09:56 AM
a worm burger is just fine.:rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes:

Apr 29th, 2002, 12:39 PM
I am ready for lessons.:angel: ;)

Apr 29th, 2002, 09:03 PM
*Grabs Marri's bunny and starts dancing with it*

Martian Martin
Apr 29th, 2002, 10:37 PM
Uh-oh, I've eaten too many worm burgers, where is the toilet??!!!!! Tell me now!!!! :eek:

Apr 29th, 2002, 11:39 PM
sorry martin the toilet is in use, Marri is there, but like are just worms you can use a flowerpot ;) very natural isn't?:)

Apr 30th, 2002, 06:06 AM

;) :) Come on Marti, let's go party!! ;) :)

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :D :D :D

Apr 30th, 2002, 06:28 AM

Apr 30th, 2002, 10:50 AM
hey guyz, you could continue your dance party at our Roland Garros thread for Marti.;)

Let's boogie!!!!:angel: :bounce: :kiss:

Apr 30th, 2002, 07:36 PM
you have a Roland Garros cheering thread ALREADY?!? Poor Marri, stuck on the toilet, she's missing her party! Guess she cant have any of this cake:)

*brings out cake*

Apr 30th, 2002, 08:01 PM
hee!! Why didn't anybody told me you were having a party??

Anyways.... LET'S PARTY!!!
Brings out self-made coctails with and without alcohol!!!!;)

*drinks coctail and dances at he same time!!*

Martian Martin
Apr 30th, 2002, 09:37 PM
Phew, all I have to say is thank you to whoever invented flowerpots ;)

*pouring alcohol into Almie's self made cocktails, while she isn't looking* :p

May 1st, 2002, 10:54 AM
let's celebrate the "labor day"!!!
i know that in some countries the labor day is not the 1st of may, and i know also that not all of you has a job already, but the "labor day" is a good idea for to celebrate!!!

May 1st, 2002, 11:28 AM
Labor Day should be the day where all pregnant women should give birth.;):o :rolleyes:

May 1st, 2002, 07:08 PM
How far along are you Jomar?;)

May 1st, 2002, 07:12 PM
You'd better ask his Helga!!:rolleyes: ;) :angel:

Martian Martin
May 1st, 2002, 11:02 PM
Maybe the child that Helga's carrying, wasn't the work of Jorin, maybe it was someone else ;)

May 1st, 2002, 11:10 PM

*downs shots of Bacardi and tequila and grabs a slice of lemon

mmmmmmmmmmm...............lemon:drool: :drool: :drool:

marri hurry up in the dunny there i'm busting:eek::eek: :eek:

May 1st, 2002, 11:17 PM
Im having soo much fun...

*downing a bottle of lemonade. Wishing it was something*

I am the only sober one here! again!...


Ok who's that kissing in the corner???

May 1st, 2002, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by Jessica02

Ok who's that kissing in the corner???
ok jessi, you caught almie and me, hehe gosh!:o :)

May 2nd, 2002, 12:32 AM
NO SEX HERE! There are plenty of sleeyx hotels you can go to hero.;)

May 2nd, 2002, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by Ryan14
NO SEX HERE! There are plenty of sleeyx hotels you can go to hero.;)
thanx for the advice Ryan, but we don't need a hotel, i have a nice VW sedan with really comfortable seats;) :lick:

let's rock, martians!

Martian Martin
May 2nd, 2002, 10:29 PM
You betrayed me Almie ;):p

I'll just drink lemonade now Jessi, so you don't feel left out ;)

May 3rd, 2002, 07:25 PM
WOOHOO, everybody wants to kiss me!!:rolleyes: ;) :p :angel:

Come on!! Let's party!!!!

Martian Martin
May 4th, 2002, 12:03 AM
Hehe you wish Almie ;):p j/k

Yeah where has everyone gone to?!!. I guess no one wants to party anymore ;). Want to dance Almie? ;):angel:

May 4th, 2002, 12:44 AM
*please bow your heads*



May 4th, 2002, 01:46 AM
*punches Jordan*

*the peasants rejoice*

Martin, we CANT let Marri's party stop! Party you Martians!

*puts on good music*

May 4th, 2002, 12:19 PM
Want to dance Almie?
Of course!!

*dancing with Martin*
*kicking Jordan in the face*
* thanking Ryan for putting on some good music*

May 4th, 2002, 12:28 PM
niice to see you "still" here after that very sad defeat of martina almie:kiss:

almie what about me? i have already the VW sedan for to take a wonderful trip to a lookout point that i know ;) do you want to come with me?

May 4th, 2002, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Martin
Yeah where has everyone gone to?!!.

I know what we need!!! We need to transform this party into a beach party!! :D

On second thought, never mind this party is also fun the way it is now!!!:bounce: :bounce:

Martian Martin
May 4th, 2002, 11:26 PM
*puts Jordan in the cupboard, locks it, throws away the key and now Jordan is locked in there all by himself*

We'll make it a beach party as well, the beach can be outside, so we can have two parties :)

*continues dancing with Almie*

May 5th, 2002, 12:43 AM
the beach is not fun!:( damn bird!:mad:

*stolen almie, from the Martin's hands and beginning to dance some wild and sexy latino rhythm with her*:)

May 5th, 2002, 01:53 AM
*laughes at Jordan*

*peasants rejoice*


Big Fat Pink Elephant
May 6th, 2002, 04:29 PM
:wavey: guys! I'm back from my toilet-break!!!! :o someone gave me some bad burgers... :p glad to see that my martians get this party alive! :kiss: so... what'sup? ;) :bounce:

May 6th, 2002, 07:06 PM
hi marri!!
Nice to see you here again!!
We've been partying a lot in here!!! Do you want a coctail?;) :drool:

May 6th, 2002, 10:24 PM
No, Marri, he doesn't mean the DRINK cocktail! Run before it's too late!

Martian Martin
May 7th, 2002, 12:36 AM
Yay, great to see you back Marri!! :kiss:
Blame Jordan for giving you the bad burgers, he's easy to blame!!

Now that you are back, I'm waiting for you to come and dance with me ;)

Ryan, you do know that Almie isn't a he, don't you?

May 7th, 2002, 07:04 PM
I hope he mistaked me for Jordan!!!:eek:

May 7th, 2002, 08:40 PM
Ryan.... I think your the one drinking to many cocktails!!

Beach party sounds ace....
I get to see you all in shorts....I dont know whether to laugh or cry..:eek: :eek:

Martian Martin
May 7th, 2002, 11:06 PM
I hope so Almie, I think Ryan has to publicly apologise to you because of that!!

Jessi, go for the laughing option about seeing us all in shorts, hehe you'd probably laugh at me anyway ;)

May 8th, 2002, 01:25 AM
ok my friends i am going to invite you to a mexican beach. hope you enjoy my land.
*preparing lots of margaritas for everybody and a lemonade for jessi*
wanna dance Marri???:kiss:

Martian Martin
May 9th, 2002, 01:18 AM
Thanks Herodoto, a very nice place it is as well, it's got sunshine and plenty of it, so it'll be a nice break from Scotland ;)

I'm sorry for tripping you up Knopfler, I'll take the blame, seeing there is no one else around to blame!!

Big Fat Pink Elephant
May 9th, 2002, 10:28 PM
ooohhh!!!! :drool: look @ that place.... *dreaming* *listening to the waves* :cool: great place Hero!!!! :D *takes Hero's hand and guides him to the dancefloor* shall we? ;) :kiss:

Martin.... tsk tsk... you're *tripping* ey? :p ;) :angel:

*getting a tan* :cool: *looking at the guys in shorts*.... :hearts: :drool: :lick:

May 10th, 2002, 12:42 AM
we must, Marri:kiss: :kiss: do u love the romantic music?? hey!, listen "when a men loves a woman...." yeah, let's dance so close marri;)
at least my legs are by nature tanned, hehehe;) well with this sun here and this heat, is criminal not to use short pants:( agh!! i need some "paloma on the rocks" (tequila, lemon juice, salt, and lime-lemon soda, lots ice) inmediately!!!:drool:
somebody else wants "una paloma"?:)

Martian Martin
May 10th, 2002, 12:52 AM
Hehe Marri, yeah I'm trippin, that's why I insist on dancing with after you are finished with Hero!! ;)
I know you did the :drool: icon after looking at me in my shorts :p;)

Hero, I don't think Marri likes romantic music, she'd prefer Walking On Sunshine ;):p

May 10th, 2002, 07:01 PM
OMG! I want to go there too!:bounce:

May 11th, 2002, 10:57 AM
you're most welcome there Chris. the sharks haven't eaten for like 5 months already.;):eek:

May 11th, 2002, 11:30 AM
actually in the "hot waters" like is the mexican sea the big sharks as the "whites" are rare, in the tropical waters the sharks are smaller and less dangerous, but still chris could be devoured for a small one or at least can loose a leg or another part of his body more "estimated" ;)

here in mexico is very popular the "shark meat" in all kind of plates and its meal is delightful, do u want to be the predators and non the victims for the first time martians???:)
"empanadas de cazón" yummy:lick: (bread filled with "cazón" -shark meat)

May 11th, 2002, 11:49 AM
LMAO@Hero...oh well, I want to see an EMPANADA Chris.hehehe:eek:

Empanada is very popular in my country.:drool: :lick:

May 11th, 2002, 11:54 AM
is healthy that kind of meal, jorin??? :confused: maybe too much cholesterol :p i prefer the sharkie meal:drool:
what kind of "empanadas" are popular in your country jomar? also the "cazón empanadas? :lick:

May 11th, 2002, 11:56 AM
we have chicken empanada & vegetable empanada.:lick:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
May 11th, 2002, 12:40 PM
*slap* Martin!!!!! i hate that song!!!! something must be wrong that test!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol... :eek: tihi! ;) ah... we where listening to some Spanish/Latino music yesterday.... *sigh* :cool: that was sooooo good! :drool:

*putting on Shakira* :p

Hey Chris! there's a fishie looking for you.... ;) go and pet it... c'mon, it's only a tiny cute lil shark... not dangerous.. :p go and pet it! :bounce: :angel:

Ah... sun sun sun.... :cool:

*shaking booty with the guys*

May 11th, 2002, 12:58 PM
lol! That fishie looks kinda..... oyu know.....dead.:rolleyes:

*has no partner to dance with so continues dancing alone*

May 11th, 2002, 01:02 PM
alone???? no way my darling!!! *just flirting with marri few moments ago, but now she is shaking the booty with the rest of guys, so i take almie by the waist and begins to dance some lovely "cha cha cha* :kiss: :bounce: ;)

Martian Martin
May 11th, 2002, 11:31 PM
Noooo stupid dead shark!!!!!. It must have died of starvation, if only we'd come along quicker and it could have eaten one of us ;)

Hehe Marri, I'm not so sure about that test, I think it was a great true and so true as well :p
*dancing alongside Marri* ;)

Almie, once you are finished dancing with Hero, come over here!! ;):wavey:

May 11th, 2002, 11:36 PM
Ooooh, I apologize Almie! I never ever meant to insult you like that, terrible of me.:p

May 19th, 2002, 07:46 AM
hey martians i want to see some smiles on your faces :D marti will be ready soon and we need to return to the normality. the happiness is the label of the martians:) we are happy ppl by nature. but i want to help you a little bit. just watch this:
the wishing bird (http://www.tigeraspect.co.uk/totalcomedy/wishingbird.swf)

;) P.s could spend several minutes until the complete download, depends the speed of your modem, but worth the effort believe me

May 19th, 2002, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by Ryan14
Ooooh, I apologize Almie! I never ever meant to insult you like that, terrible of me.:p

Shame on you!!! Please, never do that again!!:rolleyes: ;)

May 19th, 2002, 08:31 AM
That was funny Luis!!:D :D

May 27th, 2002, 10:32 PM
Dead shark - Yum :eek:

I'd have never believed a guy like Luis would ever eat that :p
He prefers humans.

So no need to worry guys he wont be eating you! :p

Martian Martin
May 27th, 2002, 11:14 PM
I was just thinking Pea and Hoon haven't been seen in this thread much, if at all, so I'm guessing that they both dressed up as sharks, and Luis has eaten them ;)

May 28th, 2002, 01:07 AM
pfff@ jessi and Martin:rolleyes: i never would eat Hoon or Pea. their meat must have too much cholesterol. not healthy for my beautiful heart:p

but maybe i would like to eat or at least to taste you jessi, or maybe, almie, or marri :lick:
Martina???? must be the glory:angel: :drool: :lick:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
May 28th, 2002, 10:35 AM
OMG... :eek: Luis is a cannibal??!!! :eek: *slap* get your teeth out of my butt! and don't you touch my bunny! :mad: he's too precious to eat! ;)
Lemme guess, you're idol is Anthony Hopkins? :p

May 28th, 2002, 11:26 AM
marri:kiss: i would like to eat you,:lick: but not in the way that you are thinking.;) no madame. but in a lovely and enjoyable way.:drool: i like Anthony Hopkins but my greatest idol is Bela Lugosi:D

Big Fat Pink Elephant
May 28th, 2002, 07:19 PM
lol Luis, you always make me laugh! :kiss:

Martian Martin
May 28th, 2002, 11:29 PM
Is this a coincedence or not? Herodoto= Hannibal. Both start with H, both have 8 letters, both like eating people. :p I'm very suspicious ;)

May 28th, 2002, 11:50 PM
Martin seems to be very close of the truth. i need to avoid that. *finding my book of recipes*. where the hell is that recipe about "tacos a la Martin"??:( maybe he is not going to be fat enough for to feed all the martians. where i am going to found more meat?? ahhhh yeessss. :D Jorin where are you???? c'mon my friend i want to invite you for a delightful dinner!:mad:

May 29th, 2002, 04:34 PM
*cough* I am getting hungry.:o When will dinner be served?? Make it quick, Hero!!:o ;) :angel:

May 29th, 2002, 04:43 PM
soon chris, very soon *sharpening my knife* maaartin, jomaaar. come on to me my friends let me show you some Marti poster "topless" c´mon boys!!!;)
btw chris which part do you want: ham? or maybe chops? or a big steak? martians come on and choose your dinner!:mad:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
May 29th, 2002, 05:27 PM
I'm :eek: at the same time I'm LMAO!!!! ;) haha, you guys!!!! :kiss:

:eek: @ Chris.... you want to eat too??? :eek: :p I think Chris should get the "romp-roats" ;) :lick:
omg.. I'm getting hungry too... :drool: i like chicken-wings... do you think Jorin's arm is something like a c-wing? ;) :drool:

Luis, you take care of the dinner, I'll get the drinks! ;) hehe, Marti Fiesta!!! :D

May 29th, 2002, 05:37 PM
certainly Marri. jorin actaully is a chicken in the real life. and he is ready. now i just need to find Martin. ;)
where are the drinkes hon? i wanna cool beer pleassse!:cool:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
May 29th, 2002, 05:41 PM
oohhh.. :drool: Jorin is here!!!! :hearts:

No beer here... take a Breazer


May 29th, 2002, 05:51 PM
thanks for the beverages marri:kiss: finally i convinced Martin to join our dinner. but he don't knows that he will be our main dish!:angel: now just look at him, soooo entrusted!! hehe, well surely he will be a great main plate as he deserves as our moderator:p

let's party Martians, take your place and prepare your forks and knifes, yayyy:lick:

May 29th, 2002, 06:00 PM
Breezers!!:D :drool:
Jorin!!:drool: :o
Martin!:drool: :o

Now, let the dinner begin!:D

Big Fat Pink Elephant
May 29th, 2002, 06:02 PM
here's my fave Strawbeey Daiquiry

http://www.bacardi.de/shared/cocktails/strawberry_daiquiri.jpg :lick: :drool:

I want you to get drunk, so DRINK! :ccol:





Mmm... dinner.... :lick: fooooood.... mmm... martin... mmm... Jorin.... :drool:

oohhh..... bottoms up guys! ;) :kiss:

May 29th, 2002, 07:38 PM
i guess that chris is already drunk. here is the proof. marri are you the girl in the picture or is Almie?

May 29th, 2002, 07:45 PM
and here i am, after that heavy wings of jomar and that chops of Martin. i have lot of thirst and there is nothing better than the beer for to eliminate the thirst. so..."cheers.." "salud to everybody!"
c'mon martians let's eat and drink the party is great!

Martian Martin
May 29th, 2002, 08:31 PM
Ok I'm here now ready to party!!!!!!. I've not seen any of the food though, where is it? ;)
I'm looking forward to drinking some of that beer though :D

When will the food be ready?!! ;):D:p

Chris, that's the first and only time I want to see a post from you where it's my name, and then a :drool: :p

May 30th, 2002, 03:45 AM
the food is almost ready, Martin. Are two plates one scottish dish, and one filipino. just we are waiting for the scott meat.
oh, the meat is already here. look at the horizon martin. *taking my knife and cutting martin in little pieces*.
Marri you said that you want the legs isn't? Chris for you the booty. for me the brain. ohh is not much meat, damn!
for almie the cheeks. and the rest of you pick your favorite part of Martin:lick: :lick: :lick:

May 30th, 2002, 10:13 AM
:eek: :( Hero, stop showing us pics of your friends!:p

I am so hungry I could eat a horse!! But well, I think Martin will do it also.:p

*eliminating my thirst bigtime*:angel:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
May 30th, 2002, 03:36 PM
:eek: omg, this party is getting out of hand!! :eek: hehe, you guys are drunk! yay! ;) :bounce: Show me the meat!! :drool:

May 30th, 2002, 04:48 PM
[i]Originally posted by Marri
Show me the meat!! :drool:
http://comunidades.calle22.com/comunidades/613/images/Chuletas_de_cordero.jpg http://www.todotexcoco.com/fc/restaurantes/recursos/mexicano_03.jpg http://www.todotexcoco.com/fc/restaurantes/recursos/mexicano_08.jpg
not for vegans! :lick: :D

P.s Chris you are my friend. how can we forget that party with you, me, and the rest of our buddies?;) :p

Martian Martin
May 30th, 2002, 11:13 PM
Whoever ate certain parts of me, will be the size of a house now ;)

May 31st, 2002, 04:06 PM
Hero, i have no idea what you are talking about, i dont want to know your buddies at all.:p

Marri, is there a special reason why you want us to be drunk?:rolleyes: :o

Nah, I didnt eat a piece of Martin, I took Jorin.:o

May 31st, 2002, 06:53 PM
*takes 1 of all the food and sits down at a table* Mmmmmmmmm.

Martian Martin
May 31st, 2002, 10:06 PM
So technically this means I've not been eaten yet ;) *planning comeback from the dead* ;)

Jun 1st, 2002, 06:59 AM
omg! watch out! Martin is comming back!
eat everybody EAT!!;) :p

Jun 1st, 2002, 07:43 AM
LMAO@you guys.:D:D:D:D

now who wants a piece of my butt???:p

Jun 1st, 2002, 07:55 AM
what does it taste like??;) :p

Jun 1st, 2002, 07:56 AM
NOOOOO it wasn't me in that picture Luis!!!!:eek: :eek:

Jun 1st, 2002, 08:04 AM
actually already I left in the bath a martin's part and something of the butt of jorin, so to assemble the body of martin or jorin is going to be slightly difficult and stinking :D :p :drool:
i am pretty sure that you are the girl with Chris, Almie ;) or is Marri?:confused:

Jun 1st, 2002, 08:15 AM
no no no!!! It wasn't me!!!
I was with someone else the time that picture was made....;) :p

Jun 1st, 2002, 08:21 AM
where did you were? you naughty almie!:( where , and what you was doing?:( with another ugly drunk maybe?:p

Jun 1st, 2002, 08:24 AM
NO not with somebody drunk.... With somebody who always is very sober!;)

So I'm pretty sure you are lokking at marri in that pic!;) :p

Jun 1st, 2002, 08:27 AM
somebody very sober???:confused: :confused: :confused: then surely is not a martian!:D :D :D

Jun 1st, 2002, 08:32 AM
NO WAY! I'm not going to tell you anything!!:p :p :rolleyes:

Jun 1st, 2002, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by Almie_86
what does it taste like??;) :p

tastes like heaven.:angel: :eek: :angel:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jun 1st, 2002, 10:31 AM
Hehe Martn, too late, I had a piece of you.... your arms, taste like chicken wings... :drool: :lick: hehe ;)
Nooo... that's not me in that pic... :o :p *slapping Almie with the wing* ;) :p

Chris... what are you saying... :angel: I just want you guys to have some fun.... the alcohol is just something to *help* you get started... :angel: no dirty thoughts... :p ;)

Jun 1st, 2002, 02:27 PM
*slapping Marri in the face with jorins butt!* ;) :p
How does it taste marri??;) :angel:

So who was it in the picture..? Are we the only girls here?;)
Maybe one of the "boys" turns out to be a boy...?!:p :angel:

Jun 1st, 2002, 02:30 PM
with the last boy I ment girl...;)

Jun 1st, 2002, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Almie_86
*slapping Marri in the face with jorins butt!* ;) :p
How does it taste marri??;) :angel:

So who was it in the picture..? Are we the only girls here?;)
Maybe one of the "boys" turns out to be a boy...?!:p :angel:

slapping Marri with jomar's butt, yuK!:p that is really dirty and stinky:p i prefer to be kissed by a camel than to be slapped by the naughty ass of jomar!:(
Marri:hearts: And Almie:kiss: if you are not that girl, then who is?:confused: jessica? melissa? or maybe jorin?:p

Jun 1st, 2002, 09:20 PM
only chris can tell us!;) :p

Jun 1st, 2002, 09:21 PM
*starting food-fight*

Jun 1st, 2002, 09:29 PM
then only mr. pimping knows the truth:p

*throwing some part of the stinky (but sexy) ass of jomar to almie, meanwhile she keeps slapping marri with the same part of jomar's body*

Jun 1st, 2002, 09:32 PM
I would never slap Marri for such a long time!!!:eek: :eek:
I'm sorry girl! Didn't mean to slap so hard!:o :angel:

*throws salad to Jorin*

Jun 1st, 2002, 09:36 PM
*taking a big cake and throwing it to the face of chris, laughing out loud*

Jun 1st, 2002, 09:37 PM
*throws cake to Luis face!*

Jun 1st, 2002, 09:42 PM
*stopping the laugh, beginning the cry, thinking in revenge*:mad:

Martian Martin
Jun 1st, 2002, 09:45 PM
I think it's clear to everyone that Almie was with me ;), before I was suddenly chopped into pieces ;)

Enjoy your chicken wings Marri? ;). You are always welcome to taste my arms :p:o

The girl with Chris has to be a girl he picked up while he was "trippin" in Amsterdam!! ;)

*it's getting near midnight, maybe me or Jorin are coming back to life*.....

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jun 2nd, 2002, 11:18 AM
:eek: Almie! *rubbing the potatosalad in almies face* how does it taste, sweetie? :p ;) hehe, Maybe Martin can :lick: it away... ;) :angel:

*hiding under the table*

Jun 2nd, 2002, 12:00 PM
Yes, Martin is right, he was with Almie! In that pic!:p

*putting some laxative in Hero's food*:p

Jun 2nd, 2002, 02:18 PM
Yuck!!! that tastes horrible!!!:eek: :eek: :mad:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaartiiiiiiin where aaaaaaaaaaaaaare you???? ;)

NOOOO it wasn't me in that pic.. I don't date drunk guys!!:rolleyes:
*throws soup into Chris' face for saying that!*

Martian Martin
Jun 2nd, 2002, 02:26 PM
:lick: Almie's face, mmm that salad didn't taste too bad ;)

No that pic wasn't me and Almie, we were hiding from all of you :p

Ok so who has denied it's them in that pic? It's not me, Marri or Almie, no one else has denied it's them ;). Chris hasn't denied it, and neither has Luis, so maybe it's the two of them, and one of them has been disguised as a woman? :p

*putting some toilet water into Luis's drink* :p

Jun 2nd, 2002, 04:13 PM
yummie toilet water :p

of course we were hiding for them :rolleyes: some of you are soo scary!;)

I think the girl turns out to be Jorin!!!:p

Martian Martin
Jun 2nd, 2002, 07:48 PM
I could get some toilet water for you to drink Almie, if you want? :p

You could be right, so you think Jorin's the girl and Chris is the guy in the pic? ;)

Jun 2nd, 2002, 08:47 PM
* returning from the toilet by nth time * :mad: * putting some of very spicy Mexican Chili in the food of all without they realize they will be burning in seconds*:fiery: * in addition greasing something of yoghurt in the almie's hair and in the clothes of marri* :angel:

that girl must be jorin, I can't to distinguish his sexy ass but that dude has the particularity to transform himself into which he wishes to be. :p :D

sorry pals i need to go to the bathroom again, i dunno why, but i can't avoid it! ciao:o *running like a mad to the toilet*

Martian Martin
Jun 3rd, 2002, 08:50 PM
Spray some air freshner in that toilet Luis, I can smell it from here!! :mad::p

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jun 3rd, 2002, 09:27 PM
ewww..... I got some shit on my tank top... :eek: :rolleyes: who wants to :lick: it off?? :p ;) :angel:

omg.. I think we need to sell this place... it smells so awful... :eek:

Jun 4th, 2002, 09:40 AM
Almie, you little instigator.:p

Jorin and KC are in that pic for sure, but who's the girl?:rolleyes:

Marri!:lick: :angel::o

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jun 4th, 2002, 11:34 AM
Chris! :lick: :angel: :o

Jun 4th, 2002, 01:55 PM
pfff@all, actually the bathroom now smell as perfume:p

jorin is the chick and also he is the chick(en) that we are eating. can you see the coincidence?;)
* filling the mouth of chris with the ass of jorin *

hehe, do u like it, chris? hehe, i always knew it that someday you would kiss the butt of jorin, but never in this way!!!!!:eek: :angel: :D :D

Jun 4th, 2002, 06:40 PM

I love yoghurt!!!
*licks off yoghurt off her own hair* :)

Martian Martin
Jun 4th, 2002, 07:06 PM
Chris, you enjoying Jorin? :p

Marri, damn Chris got to you first :p;).

Almie, want me to help you get rid of that yoghurt? ;)

Jun 4th, 2002, 07:13 PM
*Cuts off Almie's long yoghurty hair and throws it out* There ya go!

Martian Martin
Jun 4th, 2002, 10:20 PM
Nooooooooooooo, it's a baldy Almie!! :eek: ;)

*trying to buy a wig for her before she notices* :p

Jun 4th, 2002, 11:11 PM
*Burns wig, and shoves a mirror in Almie's face* Look what MARTIN did to you Almie! He ruined your loverly hair.

Jun 5th, 2002, 01:06 AM
in reply to your post in the NT thread...

Allo QUEEN Marri mei mei...i see your Mashimaro is still running...hehehe!

Yep i am busy with the books - wish i had a little more time to log in here and catch up with the lastest tennis news and gossip! ;) :cool: :wavey:

Jun 5th, 2002, 09:43 AM
:mad: Jorin tastes like hell. :(

Hey Almie, I love your new hairstyle.:p

Martian Martin
Jun 5th, 2002, 02:10 PM
Almie, you better watch that bald head of yours doesn't get sunburnt ;)

I'm innocent though, you know it wasn't me don't you? ;):angel:

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jun 5th, 2002, 03:03 PM
:eek: OMG!!!! what is that??!! :eek: *hiding* oh, it was just Almie.... *phew* girl, what happened to you??? you're BALD!!!! :cool:

oh Martin.... ;) *getting more yoghurt on my shirt* :kiss: :angel: :o

Gorecki bro! :) well, enjoy your books :p ;) hehe, the "bully-bunny" is still busy, yes. ;)

Jun 6th, 2002, 01:02 AM
here is Almie after her "disgrace"!

Marri can i put some Honey not in your shirt but under?:drool: :lick: :kiss:

Jun 6th, 2002, 01:17 AM
LOL! You're diiiiiiiiiirrrrtyyy hero!

Jun 6th, 2002, 05:54 PM
pfffff @ you all!!!

My hair grows super fast! :rolleyes:

Jun 6th, 2002, 06:38 PM
You're right Almie, I can see some stubble starting to grow!

Jun 6th, 2002, 06:49 PM
pfff... you guys are soooooo blind!!! :angel:
It's almost on my sholder again!!:rolleyes:

Jun 6th, 2002, 07:30 PM
Thats because you have a WIG on Almie, I thought I burned it. *burns wig, revealing a completely bald Almie*

Jun 7th, 2002, 05:14 AM
Gorecki Ghe Ghe! Hehe, Mashi is still running! i just found out what he's called in Chinese! lol "bully- bunny"

Bully-Bunny...sounds appropriate enuff! ;)

Martian Martin
Jun 7th, 2002, 02:02 PM
Hmmm Marri, the yoghurt isn't coming off, I'll have to lick for a bit longer ;):o, that ok? ;):kiss:

You are getting more of that stubble hair Almie, not long to go until your hair is back long again ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jun 7th, 2002, 05:56 PM
hehe Gorecki! ;)

:o yes Martin, i don't want to walk around with yoghurt on me.... :o ;) :angel:

omg, Almie, you better stop that hair growth, you'll look like a certain animal soon! :eek: *cough* :angel:

Jun 7th, 2002, 08:06 PM
pffff again!!!!!!
My hair looks perfectly normal!!:rolleyes:

Jun 7th, 2002, 10:43 PM
*takes almie by the shoulders* There there. It's ok, we know you're delusional.

Jun 8th, 2002, 09:07 AM

Martian Martin
Jun 8th, 2002, 10:08 AM
Ok you asked for it Marri ;) *licking yoghurt off* :drool: ;):o

Almie, we could buy you one of these spray hair things, that makes hair grow back, almost immediately? ;)

Jun 8th, 2002, 03:53 PM


Jun 8th, 2002, 04:07 PM
http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/madhopA.gif @ you all!!!:fiery: ;)

Jun 8th, 2002, 04:11 PM


sorry I'm getting pretty violent in here!;)


Martian Martin
Jun 8th, 2002, 05:27 PM
Lmao@ these smilies Almie!!! :D

Especially the hitting on the head one and the toilet one ;)

I feel bad now, for taunting you with your bald head ;). So :kiss::kiss:, forgive me? ;)

Jun 8th, 2002, 05:56 PM

You may have to do more than just saying that ;):rolleyes:

Martian Mel
Jun 8th, 2002, 08:14 PM


anyone wants to dance?

Jun 8th, 2002, 10:18 PM
Melissa:kiss: i can see that you are ready for party http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/jamiesc/littlegirl.gif i'll dance with you all night long if this is your desirehttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/tweetz/wiggle.gif, but first let me "clean" some martianshttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/dday/evil.gif
Martin...i always hated you!http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/slim2g/Ink_Missile.gif
Almie looks at my "full moon"!!http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/tweetz/bootyshake.gif
Marri, you unfaithful woman, flirting with Martin, arggh this is what you deserves:http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/sarge/Axe_anim.gif
and for the rest of you , martians, here is your endhttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/xerx/smileymobmassacre.gif
better i am running away, meanwhile everything calms down againhttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/edoom/hideing_behind_computer.gif

if someone of you survived, take this!http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/slim2g/Ink_Pee.gif *Disappearing*http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/sarge/Dracula_anim.gif

Jun 9th, 2002, 01:32 AM
Poor Almie, when you get mad your bald head turns bright red!;)

Last one, I promise Almie, you're hair is growing back already.

Jun 9th, 2002, 01:48 AM
LMFAO@the smileys, herodoto!:D :D :D Great stuff!:bounce:


Jun 9th, 2002, 01:57 AM
yeah nice smilies Kournikovafan. here is one for you http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/ruinkai/devil.gif
if Kournikova fan is posting here, then must be like the martians, agh, so.... *decapitation of Kourni* http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/sarge/Guillotine_anim.gif

don't be wrong about me, i am an angelhttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/sarge/Angel_anim.gif

Martian Martin
Jun 9th, 2002, 04:40 PM
Ok Almie, how can I prove how sorry I am? :p

Here you go Melissa *passing plenty of vodka*, you can dance with me in a minute, once I get rid of this yoghurt ;)

I'm worried that the effect that all this drink has had on Luis ;), I really should keep quiet in case I get shot again :p

Martian Mel
Jun 9th, 2002, 06:29 PM
Thanks for the vodka Martin!:kiss: Maybe i can help you get rid of that Yoghurt:lick: ;)

Jun 9th, 2002, 07:03 PM
Ok Almie, how can I prove how sorry I am?

Let me think of something......:p

Jun 10th, 2002, 12:00 AM
Why voices continue being listened here? It is supposed that they all are deceased. well, if it is not like that. Always it is possible to remedy it.
*terminating martians*http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/geno/ak47.gif http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/geno/bazooka.gif http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/geno/gasthrower.gifhttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/legionxs/ninja1.gif
*enjoying the end of the martians*http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/lilly/laugh1blue.gifhttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/lilly/hmm3grin2orange.gif

Jun 10th, 2002, 12:27 AM
You need to realize you can't kill a Martian hero. Ask the Williams fans, they dfound that otu a looooong time ago.:)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jun 10th, 2002, 12:36 PM
omg... I think Hero just killed me... :eek: :sad: but hey, now i can HAUNT you guys!!!!!!!! :D mwuahahahahahahahahaa!!!! ;) :cool: :angel:

*kill kill kill*

Martian Martin
Jun 10th, 2002, 02:59 PM
Hehe yeah of course you can help me get rid of this yoghurt Melissa :), I'm sure Marri would like an extra helper ;). Whoever thought yoghurt could be this much fun? :D:p

Uh-oh, I dread to think what Almie will come up with :eek:, but remember I was the only one that apologised ;)

Hero, why are you killing all the Martians? I think you've been an imposter all along, and a secret Williams fan, you gained our trust, then stabbed us in the back ;). Was that speech a bit over the top? :p

Marri, you would never kill me would you? :):angel: *Marri thinks yes* ;)

Jun 10th, 2002, 03:28 PM
*Watches Marri slaughter Martin*


Jun 11th, 2002, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Martin

Hero, why are you killing all the Martians? I think you've been an imposter all along, and a secret Williams fan, you gained our trust, then stabbed us in the back ;). Was that speech a bit over the top? :p

Martin how you dare!!!!! *killing Martin again and again, with angry and a little bit of pleasure* *Marri is helping me*
http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/Chaos99/greenhammer.gif http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/Chaos99/greensplode.gif http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/Chaos99/greenchainsaw.gif

Jun 11th, 2002, 08:10 PM
Please don't kill me hero! I don't deserve to die, I'm only 15!!!!!

Martian Mel
Jun 11th, 2002, 09:35 PM
Marri is it o.k if i help you get rid of all those yoghurt on Martin?:lick:

Jun 12th, 2002, 01:12 AM
Melissa, *psst psst* Is Marri who has yoghurt on her body, not Martin:rolleyes:
Ryan, you are old enough for to die!:mad:

Martian Martin
Jun 12th, 2002, 08:10 PM
I'm still here Hero :p *waiting my next killing* ;)

Melissa, yeah the yoghurt was on Marri, but some is on me now ;).

Jun 13th, 2002, 06:24 PM
I wonder what hero comes up with this time! ;)
Will it be an original kill??:confused: ;)

*searches for cover as someone starts shooting at me*

Damn yoghurt!!!!!:fiery: :fiery: ;)

Martian Martin
Jun 13th, 2002, 09:57 PM
I'll protect you Almie, because it seems as though I can't be killed, I think I'm invincible ;), either that or I'm actually a cat and have 9 lives ;)

It's maybe my fault why you slipped on that yoghurt, but there could be another few culprits :p *pointing at Marri and Melissa* ;)

Martian Mel
Jun 13th, 2002, 10:00 PM
Almie i have nothing to do with it!:angel:

Jun 13th, 2002, 10:20 PM
Are you people making a mess of this thread again??:p

*sigh* *shaking head* Hey Martin since you are the moderator clean up this place immidiately!!:( :p

Martian Mel
Jun 13th, 2002, 10:25 PM
Martin is very busy with cleaning Marri!The Yoghurt is all over her!;)

Jun 14th, 2002, 02:16 AM
I wonder what hero comes up with this time!
Will it be an original kill??
Hero always will find ingenious ways of killing Martians. My love http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/sarge/q3aHappySarge.gif I'll protect you Almie, because it seems as though I can't be killed, I think I'm invincible , either that or I'm actually a cat and have 9 lives

Martin no problems i can kill you 9th times if you want. i just enjoy kill you, you are my best client;)
Martin's assassination 1. explosive version http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/paladin/jesse3.gif
Martin's assassination 2. igneous vomit versionhttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/paladin/jesse6.gif
Martin's assassination 3. cannibal versionhttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/paladin/jesse4.gif
Martin's assassination 4. middle-east style versionhttp://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/paladin/uzi.gif
Martin's assassination 5. Subway style version http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/monsieurboo/tgv.gif

Martin and Martians, I will continue killing you gladly later because now I go to the south of Mexico and Guatemala and I will not have access to Internet. Please during my absence take care very much of your health. only me has right to kill you and certainly I want to kill Martians healthy and happy and not sick and sad. Ok? Good we meet prompt and if you have some favorite style of being murdered only say it to me. I will listen to your recommendations. everything in order to bring you the best possible death:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/monsieurboo/smiliee.gif http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/monsieurboo/smiliee.gif http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/monsieurboo/smiliee.gif http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/monsieurboo/smiliee.gif

Martian Martin
Jun 14th, 2002, 07:34 PM
I'm sorry Chris, if anyone else makes a mess of a thread then I have to clean it up, but when it's me that makes a mess, it's alright ;)

Hehe Melissa, that yoghurt really does go everywhere!!! :p

Hero, I think the vomit version is my prefered choice of killing ;). But I might have more than 9 lives, maybe I'm not a cat, maybe I'm a super-cat ;)

Come on everyone, during Hero's absence, let's choose what his fate should be for wanting to harm Martians ;)

Jun 14th, 2002, 08:35 PM
*Takes off Marri's shirt and puts a new one on her* THERE! NO MORE Yoghurt licking!:p

I agree about killing hero though, I wonder what death would be the msot painful...:D

Martian Mel
Jun 15th, 2002, 04:37 PM
Smart move Ryan!!;) But i don't think that Martin is happy about it!I guess that he prefers the other way!

Martian Martin
Jun 15th, 2002, 06:57 PM
Noooooo how dare you ruin my fun Ryan? :mad::p

Yeah you tell him Melissa!!! ;)

Jun 21st, 2002, 01:33 AM
the martians soccer team
coach: Marri
Goalkeeper: Martin
stopper: me
forward: Ryan
sweeper: Almie
:D http://fun.ohmygoodness.com/Cards/soccer/Animated/wc-martians.gif

Jun 23rd, 2002, 08:00 AM
I wanna be the refeere.;)

Jun 23rd, 2002, 10:18 AM
sorry Jomar, but after those thefts happened in Korea, we do not want referees, so... looks for another team :rolleyes:

Jun 24th, 2002, 05:54 AM
pfffff.....I'm a FIFA member so you can't choose.:p FIFA covers all teams.:mad:

Jul 2nd, 2002, 09:28 PM
Pfff! Jorin, has been the referee during Korea-Spain.:( :o

Jul 2nd, 2002, 11:58 PM
hey Chris you are in the team too, but in the bench my friend, if Almie got injured you will be her substitute:bounce:

Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:12 AM
Its unbelievable, I have to speak with our coach.Putting me on the bench.:( What is she thinking???:p ;)

Jul 3rd, 2002, 05:05 PM
sorry chris you has a lot of bad luck, our coach Marri Scolari is hiring our replaces in argentina and brasil:p
maybe she saw your horrible performance shooting penalties :rolleyes: dutchie:p

Jul 4th, 2002, 09:21 AM
Lol, well I think I can persuade Marri to put me on the team as long as neither me or Almie have to take a penalty.:o

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jul 6th, 2002, 12:06 AM
oohh... I'm the coach.... ;) heehe... *rubbing hands* Drop down and give me 20! :p :angel:

Hero-Luis, I can't leave Chris on the bench.... he's very useful you know.... Chris, I'll upgrade you to the WATER-BOY!!!!!! :D :p hehe... j/k, you can be a stopper with Luis! ;)

i love this team, the All-Star team! ;) :cool: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Jul 6th, 2002, 01:05 AM
Finally you found the right position for Chris, Marri.
this Chris certainly will do a great job as water-boy , he has the right spirit for to do it. ;)

Marri you need to fix something here, during your absence the team lost all its matches by 11-0. and the culprits are Ryan and Martin, they are not fit enough :mad: , give them a special Marri-style training, please. i can't stand more shames!:(
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
our coach is back and she is not going to fire us! (i guess;)

Jul 6th, 2002, 09:27 AM
Don't worry about it chris... Luis has something against all dutchies :( ;)

Big Fat Pink Elephant
Jul 6th, 2002, 10:24 AM
you guys lost 0-11????!!!!!!! :eek: *slap* my god.... ah.. since I*m a good coach, i don't want to scream at you. next time you lose, you guys have to pay a fine on 100$ for every goal the other team has scored! :cool:

Martin is the goalie, he doesn't have to be fit! ;) hehe!

well guys, take 5 laps, okay! :cool:

Jul 6th, 2002, 02:25 PM
Lmao, when did we get a soccer team? Don't worry Marri, once Martin and I go throgh your special training the team will be better then ever!:D

Jul 6th, 2002, 05:22 PM
what are u talking about, Almie?:confused: i haven't nothing against all the dutchies:angel: just against you and Chris:p

hey Marri this fatty Martin can't jump, he looks like Chilavert, actually in 7 of the 11 goals he didn't a single attempt for to stop the ball. :mad: he was drinking some guiness, and not keeping the goal:(

Jul 8th, 2002, 08:47 AM
OMG! Its unbelievable!!:( You just miss one penalty the other day, and then people see you as a water boy!:( No wonder you keep losing. Lol, actually I played soccer for like 8 years and I used to take the penalty's in our team, I think I only missed one in my whole career.:cool: Maybe we should put Luis on the bench since he is creating bad tensions between the players.

Martian Martin
Jul 10th, 2002, 11:14 PM
Pfff talking about me behind my back when I was away ;), I was away at Wimbledon, and yes my face was on the tv during my time there, honestly!!! ;) Had a good time, but still I missed you lot, and I'm back now to save our football team!!

Goalie, hmmm well yeah that's fine by me, oh and Luis stop assuming I'm fat ;), but even if I was fat, then it would be an advantage because I'd fill the goal, see you never thought about it like that did you? :p
The reason why I never dived for the goals, is I was too busy thinking about Marri's special training ;)

Chris, I played football for a few years as well, and my penalty record was 100% so I should take the penalties, although I did only ever take 1 for our team ;)

Jul 10th, 2002, 11:35 PM
pfff you can't send me to the bench, Chris, i am the spirit of this team, i am your Beckenbauer, Baresi and Bobby Moore, joined in one person :p
and my favorite, beloved, beautiful, ravishing and funny coach Marri, knows it :kiss:
*flattering marri on purpose* ;)

Jul 11th, 2002, 09:11 AM
Pfff! I missed only one, I guess I have taken 10-15 penaltys in all those years, so not a bad score.:cool:

Martin is goalie coz he scares off attackers.:rolleyes:

Luis is our sweeper and since he is no good at all, Martin will have a very busy task. Go play better, Luis.:p

And I am Cruyff, Bergkamp and van Basten joined in one person.:cool:

Jul 11th, 2002, 09:46 PM
Definitively these steroids and pills that are you taking are affecting you a bit, Chris. perhaps you are Ryan, martin and jomar joined in one single person (this explain all :p) , but no more :D :p

Jul 11th, 2002, 09:58 PM
Lmao! I am NOT a part of Chris.:p I suggest you get them in training as soon as possible Luis, I can;t do everything on this team.:rolleyes: ;)

Martian Martin
Jul 12th, 2002, 12:13 AM
Well I am Pele and Maradona all rolled into one, yes I know I'm a goalie, but I've got plenty of skill ;). Although the fact that I am Maradona might have something to do with the reason why I scare away all the attackers and also manage to fill the goals ;)

Jul 13th, 2002, 11:58 PM
Wow, I haven't posted in this thread since page 1.

So now it's turned into a soccer team.

I'll be the referee. I gave everyone on the opposing team red cards so there's no-one left on the field!

All you have to do is score into an empty net. I doubt any of you would miss that. :rolleyes:

Jul 15th, 2002, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Darkheart
All you have to do is score into an empty net. I doubt any of you would miss that. :rolleyes:

Luis would still miss,definetly.:p

Jul 16th, 2002, 01:22 AM
Pffff. i just can't score in my own goalkeep, but like a forward i am a demon!:fiery:

Chris, i think that Martin stoles you some of your "funny grass" ;) this dude lost his mind:rolleyes: Maradona and pele rolled into one??? yeah! SURE! and my grandmom is the new Real Madrid forward!:D

Jul 16th, 2002, 02:22 AM
What? LUIS was trying to score on his own team all this time. No wonder you guys lost every time. :rolleyes:

Martian Stacey
Jul 16th, 2002, 02:56 AM
Whats this? A soccer match? How did this happen? :confused:

Jul 16th, 2002, 09:44 PM
Stacey, Its because you were not here to keep us on some more serious discussions.:) :kiss:

Hey Luis, dont insult Martin, I think he is a great goalkeeper, He probably wont allow more then 10 goals.:eek: That isn't too bad or ...........well actually...........OMG we are doomed.:( :p

Jul 17th, 2002, 06:03 AM
Hi stacey, :wavey: :kiss: do u want to be our Goalkeeper? i don't think Martin can pass the antidoping test:rolleyes:

Jul 17th, 2002, 08:39 AM
:sad: Martina plz come back soon..
:sad: The whole world is waiting 4 u ..

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Jul 17th, 2002, 08:43 AM
hi there...
guys..i'm new here..i really wanna be a marti-parti member..
can i ??????????? :) :)

Jul 17th, 2002, 11:58 AM
hi, shatta. i'm new too! :)
best of luck to martina! get well soon! :bounce:
XXXXXX love you lots! :hearts:

Jul 17th, 2002, 03:46 PM
Hi to the new people. :wavey:

If you want to be on the official Marti-Party list then just make a post in this thread:


Then I will add you to the list. :)

Jul 17th, 2002, 08:56 PM
:wavey: shatta and Harry, nice to see yet more Marti-admirers.

Luis has put some banned ingredients, so Martin will be suspended and we can accuire a better goalie.:D

Martian Martin
Jul 17th, 2002, 11:36 PM
Ok fine then, I'm off the time *storming off in a bad mood* ;)

But you know what I think, I think it's about time you had some opposition, so I'm setting up another Martina team ;), we've got plenty of members so why not ;) How about we start at the beginning again, and the captains are me and either Luis/Chris, we take it turn about to pick players, until we have 5 players? A good idea? ;)

Well if it is a good idea, then because I'm the mod, I have first pick and I pick Stacey ;)

Martian Stacey
Jul 18th, 2002, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by Chris
Stacey, Its because you were not here to keep us on some more serious discussions.:) :kiss:

Right, of course, i should have known! ;) :p

Martian Stacey
Jul 18th, 2002, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by Martin

Well if it is a good idea, then because I'm the mod, I have first pick and I pick Stacey ;)

Ok then, looks like i'm on Martin's team

Jul 18th, 2002, 01:41 AM
ok if i am the captain of the best team let me "not to choose" this... players???

is nothing personal against you guys, just i want to win!:D

Jul 18th, 2002, 09:08 PM
Picking me= guaranty for winning.;) Either Martin or Luis can sign me for $50.000 a year, not to bad,ey???:D

Jul 18th, 2002, 09:11 PM
$50 000 Italian liras? :confused: too expensive man, are like US$25. i'll give you one pretzel and a soda by game. No soda if your permormance is crappy ok?:p i am fair men

Jul 18th, 2002, 09:20 PM
OK, you convinced me I do it for a soda. With my football skills I will be able to impress Martina.:angel:

Martian Stacey
Jul 19th, 2002, 12:28 AM
:rolleyes: u guys are going down!

Jul 19th, 2002, 12:57 AM
you only says this, stacey, because you are in the looser's team : martin's team.
join to the greatest team, girl, you could be my secret weapon! :angel:

Jul 19th, 2002, 01:28 AM
I'm still God, I mean the referee. :rolleyes:

Martian Stacey
Jul 19th, 2002, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by LUIS
you only says this, stacey, because you are in the looser's team : martin's team.
join to the greatest team, girl, you could be my secret weapon! :angel:

Thanks for the offer, by i'm going to stick with Martin's team. I'll be his secret weapon and will kick your team's butt!! :)