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Spunky83
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:01 PM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg

":yawn: Is this match over yet? How many times do I still have to return the ball? Am I dreaming all this?!?"




:zzz: Enjoy your nap, Nastya;)

frenchie
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:04 PM
"I could win the tourny with my eyes closed"

Dexter
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:07 PM
What a boring tournament... :yawn: No Top100 players on my way to the final :yawn: I should played only the final... Organizers ----> :retard:s

;)

controlfreak
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:12 PM
"I blame my agent for telling me Kolkata was in the same time zone as Paris" :tape:

Pengwin
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:13 PM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg

Nastya: WTF, I just cleaned my nails this morning.

Spunky83
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:14 PM
"I blame my agent for telling me Kolkata was in the same time zone as Paris" :tape:

:lol: She will probably sue her agent for this "mistake"

-VSR-
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:19 PM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg

Nastya: "How do you like my Elvis lip?" :lol:

charmedRic
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:21 PM
I Love All Of You.

I'm still laughing out loud.

@m@nd@
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:33 PM
:lol:
great pic :yeah:

jamatthews
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:36 PM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg

Anastasia Myskina listens intently as Elena Dementieva continues her story of how she single handedly won the Fed Cup...

Vamos Feńa
Sep 24th, 2005, 08:53 PM
Those captions are too good :haha::haha::haha:

pav
Sep 24th, 2005, 09:47 PM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg


Nastya " During the match I kept hearing this calm voice,(It sounded like Tamil), saying "Use the Force Nastya"

Mike_T
Sep 24th, 2005, 10:05 PM
Anastasia’s coach throws a ball at Anastasia’s head.

Coach: “WAKE UP NASTYA! MARY IS FINALLY READY TO SERVE!”

skanky~skanketta
Sep 24th, 2005, 10:34 PM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg


Nastya " During the match I kept hearing this calm voice,(It sounded like Tamil), saying "Use the Force Nastya"they speak tamil in kolkata???

yay!

KoOlMaNsEaN
Sep 24th, 2005, 11:29 PM
"I bore myself to sleep"

PaulieM
Sep 24th, 2005, 11:38 PM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg

Nastya: "How do you like my Elvis lip?" :lol:
:lol:

Spunky83
Sep 24th, 2005, 11:40 PM
Anastasia’s coach throws a ball at Anastasia’s head.

Coach: “WAKE UP NASTYA! MARY IS FINALLY READY TO SERVE!”

Good one...I think this joke is timeless. Mary´s serve will never come :lol:

Mike_T
Sep 25th, 2005, 12:19 AM
Good one...I think this joke is timeless. Mary´s serve will never come :lol: I have to give credit to Pav’s hilarious cartoon, 'Mary's First Serve' (http://www.wtaworld.com/showthread.php?t=191863&page=1&pp=40). ;)

-VSR-
Sep 25th, 2005, 12:22 AM
Anastasia’s coach throws a ball at Anastasia’s head.

Coach: “WAKE UP NASTYA! MARY IS FINALLY READY TO SERVE!”

OMG!!! I actually laughed out loud, on that!!! That was so funny!!!! :lol:

Mattographer
Sep 25th, 2005, 01:51 AM
"God, my head is so hurt! Why you hit my head with the ball? I am going to kill you with my fang right now! Boo! Go away or I will kill you."

"Myskina won the match by default. Sprem don't show up for 10 minutes."

ZeroSOFInfinity
Sep 25th, 2005, 01:57 AM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg

Myskina REAL TALENT - doing an Elvis impression while returning a shot.

-VSR-
Sep 25th, 2005, 04:15 AM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg

Nastya: "How do you like my Elvis lip?" :lol:


:wavey:

-VSR-
Sep 25th, 2005, 04:16 AM
http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg

Myskina REAL TALENT - doing an Elvis impression while returning a shot.

Yeah, I already did the Elvis one, thank you very much. :retard: :lol:

tobi
Sep 25th, 2005, 04:19 AM
Anastasia’s coach throws a ball at Anastasia’s head.

Coach: “WAKE UP NASTYA! MARY IS FINALLY READY TO SERVE!”
:lol: :yeah:

pav
Sep 25th, 2005, 08:03 AM
they speak tamil in kolkata???

yay!
and a little singhalese :)

manu32
Sep 25th, 2005, 11:27 AM
Anastasia’s coach throws a ball at Anastasia’s head.

Coach: “WAKE UP NASTYA! MARY IS FINALLY READY TO SERVE!”


and do true

_LuCaS_
Sep 25th, 2005, 08:05 PM
Oh come on ! Is this tourney so boring??? :haha:

http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-25T142143Z_01_KOL03D_RTRIDSP_3_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg

Spunky83
Sep 25th, 2005, 08:09 PM
Yeah, we all knew that woman´s not human...vampy...

_LuCaS_
Sep 25th, 2005, 08:12 PM
But it's indoors (the reason Nastya performs so well) , lol maybe that sun mascot was in the crowd bothering Nastya :bolt:

miffedmax
Sep 26th, 2005, 06:35 PM
[QUOTE=Spunky83]http://www.gotennis.com/Photos/2005-09-24T182108Z_01_KOL22D_RTRIDSP_2_SPORT-TENNIS-INDIA.jpg


"Fucking Jens! I told him I wanted a 7:30 wakeup call!"

kosmikgroove
Sep 26th, 2005, 07:21 PM
Anastasia Myskina helps propell Blind Tennis to mainstream audiences

alfajeffster
Sep 26th, 2005, 09:26 PM
"I wonder what my horse is doing right now..."

iPatty
Sep 26th, 2005, 09:52 PM
"I wonder what my horse is doing right now..."

Funny. Wrong... but funny :lol: ;).

volta
Sep 26th, 2005, 10:03 PM
Anastasia’s coach throws a ball at Anastasia’s head.

Coach: “WAKE UP NASTYA! MARY IS FINALLY READY TO SERVE!”
:lol: