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DA FOREHAND
Sep 23rd, 2005, 03:41 PM
My cousin recorded the 99 French Final over his taping of

"A Perfect Murder"


Any match Sharapova's getting coached from the sidelines

"My Cousin Vinny"

Jen&RobbyFan
Sep 23rd, 2005, 04:59 PM
umm... Wimbledon? :lol: Maria vs Serena.

SelesFan70
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:00 PM
Monica Seles French Open 1990-1992: "The Killing Fields" :bowdown:

Stamp Paid
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:01 PM
umm... Wimbledon? :lol: Maria vs Serena.

This one is a bit more fitting

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00020HB0U.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Geisha
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:16 PM
Serena vs. Maria 05 AO SF...

SAVE THE LAST DANCE ;)

Calimero377
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:20 PM
My cousin recorded the 99 French Final over his taping of

"A Perfect Murder"


Any match Sharapova's getting coached from the sidelines

"My Cousin Vinny"


FO 99 final: "Payback" or "Beat the Devil"

Wim 92 final: "The Empire Strikes Back" or "The Sky is the Limit"

Nicjac
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:30 PM
Linds vs Venus Wimby 2005 "Steel Magnolias"

creep
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:37 PM
Any Vera Zvonereva match - The Crying Game.

creep
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:40 PM
Any Serena v Venus match - The Defiant Ones. ;)

creep
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:40 PM
Navratilova - Gladiator

Which one? :p :)

Veenut
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:44 PM
This one is a bit more fitting

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00020HB0U.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Priceless!!! :angel:

TomTennis
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:45 PM
Venus vs Davenport wimbledon 2005

'Braveheart'!!!!

Craigy
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:47 PM
serena vs clijsters, AO 2003 semis
"The Great Escape"

TomTennis
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:49 PM
serena vs clijsters, AO 2003 semis
"The Great Escape"

you cheated! the commentator called it that on the AO website highlights! lol! :lol: :wavey:

DA FOREHAND
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:49 PM
2003 French Open Semi-final Justine -v- Serena

"The Hand That Rocked the Cradle"

Brooks.
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:51 PM
Wimbledon 03' SF Serena vs. Justine "The Grudge"

TomTennis
Sep 23rd, 2005, 05:52 PM
Wimbledon 03' SF Serena vs. Justine "The Grudge"

2003 French Open Semi-final Justine -v- Serena

"The Hand That Rocked the Cradle"

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Sir Stefwhit
Sep 23rd, 2005, 06:25 PM
Definitely not a favorite match of mine: Jcap defeats Serena (US 04) Eyes Wide Shut

manu32
Sep 23rd, 2005, 06:27 PM
My cousin recorded the 99 French Final over his taping of

"A Perfect Murder"


Any match Sharapova's getting coached from the sidelines

"My Cousin Vinny"

i choose:
requiem for a dream

Helen Lawson
Sep 23rd, 2005, 06:30 PM
2000 Australian Open Final--"I Want to Live!"

Veenut
Sep 23rd, 2005, 07:37 PM
Not a movie, but anyone remember the tv show "It takes a thief"
2003 FO Serena V Justine
2004 US Serena V Jennifer
2004 Wimbledon Venus V Sprem

Not necessarily referring to the players but with regards to the matches, that's what comes to my mind. :devil:

JenCpLvr
Sep 23rd, 2005, 07:47 PM
This one is a bit more fitting

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00020HB0U.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

How do expect people not to react to controversial things like this? You're feelings are sentiments of situations you create yourself. How do you expect people to treat you equally when YOU are making yourself appear unequal?

It's such a simple concept, dumbos. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Geisha
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:07 PM
Not a movie, but anyone remember the tv show "It takes a thief"
2002 FO Serena V Justine
2003 US Serena V Jennifer
2003 Wimbledon Venus V Sprem

Not necessarily referring to the players but with regards to the matches, that's what comes to my mind. :devil:

2003 FO
2004 US
2004 WIMBY


God...You're a pathetic Venus/Serena fan.

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:09 PM
This one is a bit more fitting

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00020HB0U.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
YUP! :worship:

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:14 PM
Venus vs. Maria Wimbledon 2005

"Scream" :lol:

matthias
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:18 PM
Any Vera Zvonereva match - The Crying Game.

:haha:

kosmikgroove
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:19 PM
Venus vs. Maria Wimbledon 2005

"Scream" :lol:
:rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

SelesFan70
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:20 PM
Venus vs. Maria Wimbledon 2005

"Scream" :lol:

:scared:

Helen Lawson
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:20 PM
1992 Wimbledon Final: Don't Say a Word

Helen Lawson
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:20 PM
1993 Wimbledon Final: I'll Cry Tomorrow

SelesFan70
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:21 PM
Navratilova...Forest Hills 1974... "Coming To America" :D

Helen Lawson
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:21 PM
1994 Wimbledon Final: All About Eve

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:24 PM
How do expect people not to react to controversial things like this? You're feelings are sentiments of situations you create yourself. How do you expect people to treat you equally when YOU are making yourself appear unequal?

It's such a simple concept, dumbos. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
The title fits perfectly - Maria has been hyped up since Wimbledon, and it just happens that she's white. What's the big deal??? Justin was just replying to thread, and actually is the first one to find a poignant title for that match. :yeah:

Helen Lawson
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:26 PM
2000 Moscow Final: Uptown Girls

Knizzle
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:27 PM
How do expect people not to react to controversial things like this? You're feelings are sentiments of situations you create yourself. How do you expect people to treat you equally when YOU are making yourself appear unequal?

It's such a simple concept, dumbos. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I KNOW YOU didn't DARE open YOUR mouth. :haha:

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:32 PM
Serena vs. Amelie French Open Quarters '03

"Bushwacked" :lol:

Helen Lawson
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:32 PM
Serena vs. Amelie French Open Quarters '03

"Bushwacked" :lol:

"Blowout" is more like it!

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:33 PM
Serena vs. Justine Wimbledon Semis '03

"You Got Served"

JenCpLvr
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:34 PM
Poignant?? :haha:

Honey, do you even know the definition of that word?

Poignant- Profoundly moving; touching


I doubt it was really a touching moment for you. :smash:

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:35 PM
Serena vs. Venus - US Open Finals '01

"Girls Night Out" :cool:

Helen Lawson
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:36 PM
2002 Australian Open final: High Intensity

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:37 PM
Poignant?? :haha:

Honey, do you even know the definition of that word?

Poignant- Profoundly moving; touching


I doubt it was really a touching moment for you. :smash:
Oops...I thought poignant meant like "right on point." :lol: :haha:

Knizzle
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:41 PM
You got a lot of mothafuckin nerve JenCpLvr. :rolleyes:

deja_entendu
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:42 PM
Hingis/Venus USO 99 - Beauty and the Beast :lol:
Hingis/Serena AO 01 - Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Martinez/Nav WIMBY 94(?) -- The 40 Year Old Virgin

deja_entendu
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:43 PM
You got a lot of mothafuckin nerve JenCpLvr. :rolleyes:

watch out, knizzle used motha instead of mother, that means he's trying to be ghetto

Knizzle
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:46 PM
watch out, knizzle used motha instead of mother, that means he's trying to be ghetto

#1 Why would I strive to be "ghetto"

#2 Since when is a sissy boy like you handing out the ghetto passes? :shrug: :haha:

controlfreak
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:51 PM
Navratilova at the USO: Night of the Living Dead

Alexandra Stevenson, 1999-present: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly :lol:

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:53 PM
Navratilova at the USO: Night of the Living Dead

Alexandra Stevenson, 1999-present: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly :lol:
:rolls: :haha:

xan
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:54 PM
Maria v Serena Wimbledon Title 2004.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000055ZNI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Dementirilenko
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:55 PM
Ok, this is not WTA but I hope its ok......2005 French Open, Nadal - Puerta..."The Incredibles"

VRee_Willario
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:58 PM
Martina Hingis' matches

"Big teeth"

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:58 PM
This isn't my favorite match but it fits:

Sharapova vs. Karantancheva @ Indian Wells

"Bring It On" :haha:

meyerpl
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:58 PM
watch out, knizzle used motha instead of mother, that means he's trying to be ghetto

Even I know its "mutha" not "Motha".




Any Marat Safin match: Psycho

Any Renee' Richards Match: Pecker

(I'm pretty sure there are more for Renee' Richards.)

xan
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:04 PM
I'd better not say what match this is....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300268748.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Stamp Paid
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:09 PM
How do expect people not to react to controversial things like this? You're feelings are sentiments of situations you create yourself. How do you expect people to treat you equally when YOU are making yourself appear unequal?

It's such a simple concept, dumbos. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

lmao, fuck you :lol::lol::lol:

Stamp Paid
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:12 PM
I'd better not say what match this is....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300268748.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Yes you had better not, because all Sharapova fans will hate me forever when I retaliate. :lol::lol:

Ill make it fucked up for everybody.

meyerpl
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:12 PM
I'd better not say what match this is....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300268748.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Would you please leave that poor girl alone?

serenafan08
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:15 PM
Yes you had better not, because all Sharapova fans will hate me forever when I retaliate. :lol::lol:

Ill make it fucked up for everybody.
Dawg, why even waste your time? He tries so hard to bash Serena and Venus that it's surprising he hasn't hurt himself yet.

new-york
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:15 PM
Serena vs. Maria 05 AO SF...

SAVE THE LAST DANCE ;)

i like that one!! :worship:

Linds vs Venus Wimby 2005 "Steel Magnolias"

:angel:

Venus vs. Maria Wimbledon 2005

"Scream" :lol:

:lol: "with exclusive Monica Seles as a special screaming guest." :lol:

deja_entendu
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:26 PM
Maria v Serena Wimbledon Title 2004.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000055ZNI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

OMG :rolls:

and knizzle, i'm not handing out ghetto passes... i said you're trying to be ghetto but you just sound corny. keep trying :lol:

To ASV-Williams -- how dare you make fun of Hingis like that, as she's a lot cuter than either ASV or Venus Williams -- we have a short stocky man on the left or a tall muscular pimply man on the right :rolleyes:

xan
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:29 PM
Dawg, why even waste your time? He tries so hard to bash Serena and Venus that it's surprising he hasn't hurt himself yet.

Who said anything about Serena or Venus in that post? :confused: :)

Stamp Paid
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:31 PM
Dawg, why even waste your time? He tries so hard to bash Serena and Venus that it's surprising he hasn't hurt himself yet.

True, but I think Xan knows not to fuck with me today.

VRee_Willario
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:37 PM
OMG :rolls:

and knizzle, i'm not handing out ghetto passes... i said you're trying to be ghetto but you just sound corny. keep trying :lol:

To ASV-Williams -- how dare you make fun of Hingis like that, as she's a lot cuter than either ASV or Venus Williams -- we have a short stocky man on the left or a tall muscular pimply man on the right :rolleyes:
Saying Venus is a beast is insulting too!
And about Martina, saying people
"Half-a-man"
and "old, her time has passed" deserves no repect
She has also said "USA is a country without culture"
Do you think she would like you then, you are a barbarian

deja_entendu
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:43 PM
Saying Venus is a beast is insulting too!
And about Martina, saying people
"Half-a-man"
and "old, her time has passed" deserves no repect
She has also said "USA is a country without culture"
Do you think she would like you then, you are a barbarian

I personally don't give a fuck what off-color comments Hingis made years ago, although all of those comments are arguably true to an extent if not completely politically incorrect and broad generalizations -- but instead of being angry at something an 18 year old said 7 years ago, I appreciate the beauty of her game and her legacy. If you want to still be bitter about 7 year old quotes that's fine, but don't make fun of her physical features when you're fans of two genetic catastrophes

VRee_Willario
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:49 PM
I personally don't give a fuck what off-color comments Hingis made years ago, although all of those comments are arguably true to an extent if not completely politically incorrect and broad generalizations -- but instead of being angry at something an 18 year old said 7 years ago, I appreciate the beauty of her game and her legacy. If you want to still be bitter about 7 year old quotes that's fine, but don't make fun of her physical features when you're fans of two genetic catastrophes
Don't make fun of them either.
You yourself are saying all the time how ugly Venus is,
and In most of your messages, when You praise Martina, you compare her to Venus and say how "horrible and muscular" she is.
And just like here, first thing on your mind are Venus and her sister

deja_entendu
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:50 PM
yes the first thing on my mind was venus/serena and the GREAT matches Hingis played against them

the first thing on your mind was hingis and hingis only :confused:

VRee_Willario
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:51 PM
yes the first thing on my mind was venus/serena and the GREAT matches Hingis played against them

the first thing on your mind was hingis and hingis only :confused:
Because you said Venus is a muscular beast I wrote Hingis has yellow big teeth :wavey:

deja_entendu
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:00 PM
what i said was in context to the thread title, whereas you were just being bitter -- the first difference. as for the aesthetic appeal of hingis' teeth, i suppose she will have to *gasp* consult her dentist. whereas all the plastic surgery in the world could not spare your favorite... maybe she should consult the creator

Knizzle
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:05 PM
OMG :rolls:

and knizzle, i'm not handing out ghetto passes... i said you're trying to be ghetto but you just sound corny. keep trying :lol:

And you're trying not to be recognized as 5 zeros, but you're not doing a good enough job. Keep trying. :wavey:

deja_entendu
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:08 PM
And you're trying not to be recognized as 5 zeros, but you're not doing a good enough job. Keep trying. :wavey:

i see you and infiniti share the same crack pipe

miffedmax
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:12 PM
Would you please leave that poor girl alone?

We're making fun of Kuzzy, right?

Knizzle
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:14 PM
i see you and infiniti share the same crack pipe

BTW, define "ghetto"

deja_entendu
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:14 PM
That's your opinion, Venus looks very thin and definitely un-muscular in nature, you should just look Hingis' action pictures, i think Martina has gotten ugly because dating all ATP players makes you for sure look twisted.
She was adorable child though

That's another thing I never understood about Venus fans :confused: Always insulting Hingis for having dated a lot of guys, as though it's somehow hurtful? For all I care Hingis can fuck the brains out of half the ATP Tour if she hasn't already :shrug:

VRee_Willario
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:18 PM
That's another thing I never understood about Venus fans :confused: Always insulting Hingis for having dated a lot of guys, as though it's somehow hurtful? For all I care Hingis can fuck the brains out of half the ATP Tour if she hasn't already :shrug:
not half :bolt:

meyerpl
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:19 PM
We're making fun of Kuzzy, right?

Well, if you're vague about who you're making fun of you can piss lot's of people off at the same time. There's plenty of paranoia to go around!

miffedmax
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:22 PM
Fed Cup 2005, Lena D. vs. Pierce: "Payback."

Fed Cup 2005, Lena D. vs. Mauresmo: "Waterloo."

Fed Cup 2005, Lena D./Dinara vs. Pierce/Mauresmo: "Victory."

BUBI
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:22 PM
Schnyder vs Martinez --> Urban Legends

:tape:

Hots4Safin
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:23 PM
Serena def. Sharapova AO 05 = LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL

BUBI
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:23 PM
Roddick vs Ferrero --> Maria's Lovers

:rolleyes:

meyerpl
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:23 PM
Actually, the only time I posted something I thought would piss some people off was on "Caption Nastya" earlier. It was just too obvious to pass up, especially in light of some of the discussion today.

Lennval
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:30 PM
POLTERGEIST:

Widjaja def Kournikova 6-3, 6-0 US OPEN

Infiniti2001
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:33 PM
i see you and infiniti share the same crack pipe

Unlike you (picture in my avatar) I'm proud to say that I never smoked a regular cigarette in my 30+ something life , much less messing with strong drugs. Keep trying kritter. :lol:

manu32
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:37 PM
Any Vera Zvonereva match - The Crying Game.


do you remember the subject and the end of "te crying game"...???

maybe a tittle for navratilova ou others matches......

Stamp Paid
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:38 PM
do you remember the subject and the end of "te crying game"...???

maybe a tittle for navratilova ou others matches......

lol

Stamp Paid
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:39 PM
Unlike you (picture in my avatar) I'm proud to say that I never smoked a regular cigarette in my 30+ something life , much less messing with strong drugs. Keep trying kritter. :lol:

lol, thats her? :rolls:

meyerpl
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:42 PM
Man, you guys are coming up with titles like "Battle of the Bulge" and "Crying Game" and associating them with the wrong players. I'll see those titles and raise it by adding "Cut" and submit the obvious:

Renee' Richards!!!

Mother_Marjorie
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:52 PM
This one is a bit more fitting

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00020HB0U.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

You know, I'm beginning to think you are one of the biggest troublemakers in this forum. And you wonder why people troll Venus and Serena fans. Its because of you.

miffedmax
Sep 23rd, 2005, 11:07 PM
Actually, the only time I posted something I thought would piss some people off was on "Caption Nastya" earlier. It was just too obvious to pass up, especially in light of some of the discussion today.

Speaking of Nastya, she has thousands of Lena D. fans trying desperately to "Forget Paris."

Leo_DFP
Sep 24th, 2005, 12:34 AM
You know, I'm beginning to think you are one of the biggest troublemakers in this forum. And you wonder why people troll Venus and Serena fans. Its because of you.

Oh, please. That was one of the best movie title matches I've read in this thread. Less trouble-making, more witty.

Aerien
Sep 24th, 2005, 03:26 AM
Any match Sharapova's getting coached from the sidelines

"My Cousin Vinny"

I think "People I Know" would be more appropriate. ;)


I'd better not say what match this is....

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300268748.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

That's more for Lleyton Hewitt vs. Juan Carlos Ferrero at the 2002 Year End Championships. :tape:

Sam L
Sep 24th, 2005, 03:32 AM
Jennifer Capriati d. Martina Hingis 4-6 7-6 6-2 (AO 2002 final)

http://www.dvdtown.com/media/coverart/big/12630.jpg

:sad::sad::sad:

Sam L
Sep 24th, 2005, 03:33 AM
Unlike you (picture in my avatar) I'm proud to say that I never smoked a regular cigarette in my 30+ something life , much less messing with strong drugs. Keep trying kritter. :lol:
:haha:

Rexman
Sep 24th, 2005, 05:51 AM
Serena vs Jen U.S. Open 04-Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Myskina vs Jankovic Wimby 05-The Butterfly Effect

Kuznetsova vs Dementieva USO 04-The Forgotten :(

serenafan08
Sep 24th, 2005, 06:01 AM
Serena vs Jen U.S. Open 04-Diary of a Mad Black Woman
:rolls: :haha: :yeah:

serenafan08
Sep 24th, 2005, 06:12 AM
Hey - I thought of a couple of series:

Venus vs. Maria
Scream 1 - Zurich 2004
Scream 2 - Miami 2005
Scream 3 - Wimbledon 2005

Serena vs. Venus
Sister Act 1 - US Open 2001
Sister Act 2 - French Open 2002
Sister Act 3 - Wimbledon 2002
Sister Act 4 - US Open 2002
Sister Act 5 - Australian Open 2003
Sister Act 6 - Wimbledon 2003

Stamp Paid
Sep 24th, 2005, 06:29 AM
Serena vs Jen U.S. Open 04-Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Myskina vs Jankovic Wimby 05-The Butterfly Effect

Kuznetsova vs Dementieva USO 04-The Forgotten :(

lmao

Sir Stefwhit
Sep 24th, 2005, 04:09 PM
These are all in “good fun”, nothing more- so have a sense of humor. I have a feelin' I might be gettin one or two bad reps...

Lindsay def. Sharapova (6-0,6-0) What’s LOVE got to do with it?
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garos 03) Girl Interupted
Serena def. Sharapova (Oz 05) Payback
Coetzer vs. Smashnova Little Women
JCap def. Serena (US 04) Eyes Wide Shut
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garros 03) Liar Liar
Venus def. Hingis (Wimbledon 00) Get Shorty
Sun Tian Tian def. Serena (China Open) Big Trouble in Little China
Dokic def. Hingis (Wimbledon 99) Mommy Dearest

Movies associated with a player (or players)
Serena (Real Women Have Curves)
Lindsay (Orange County)
Hingis (Beautiful Mind)
Mauresmo (Juwanna Man)
Kuznetsova (Lost in Translation)
Dementieva (Almost Famous)
Justine (Little Giants)
Sharapova (Legally Blonde)
Steffi Graf (Footloose)
Anna Ivanovic (Rookie of the Year)
JCap (Clueless)
Vaidisova (Sixteen Candles)
Venus vs. Serena- (Urban Legends)
The Big Four in the Slams 2005 (Untochables)
and my personal favorite:
Martina Hingis making her return to World Team Tennis (Childs Play 2)

hingis-seles
Sep 24th, 2005, 04:27 PM
Martina Hingis' matches

"Big teeth"

That's so fucking stupid. Seriously. Now I see why you're on welfare. Next time, make me laugh and don't display such a lack of wit. Idiot.

hingis-seles
Sep 24th, 2005, 04:29 PM
You know, I'm beginning to think you are one of the biggest troublemakers in this forum. And you wonder why people troll Venus and Serena fans. Its because of you.

His title was one of the funniest in the thread, so shut the fuck up.

tennisjunky
Sep 24th, 2005, 10:45 PM
These are all in “good fun”, nothing more- so have a sense of humor. I have a feelin' I might be gettin one or two bad reps...

Lindsay def. Sharapova (6-0,6-0) What’s LOVE got to do with it?
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garos 03) Girl Interupted
Serena def. Sharapova (Oz 05) Payback
Coetzer vs. Smashnova Little Women
JCap def. Serena (US 04) Eyes Wide Shut
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garros 03) Liar Liar
Venus def. Hingis (Wimbledon 00) Get Shorty
Sun Tian Tian def. Serena (China Open) Big Trouble in Little China
Dokic def. Hingis (Wimbledon 99) Mommy Dearest

Movies associated with a player (or players)
Serena (Real Women Have Curves)
Lindsay (Orange County)
Hingis (Beautiful Mind)
Mauresmo (Juwanna Man)
Kuznetsova (Lost in Translation)
Dementieva (Almost Famous)
Justine (Little Giants)
Sharapova (Legally Blonde)
Steffi Graf (Footloose)
Anna Ivanovic (Rookie of the Year)
JCap (Clueless)
Vaidisova (Sixteen Candles)
Venus vs. Serena- (Urban Legends)
The Big Four in the Slams 2005 (Untochables)
and my personal favorite:
Martina Hingis making her return to World Team Tennis (Childs Play 2)
:haha: mauresmo, jennifer and martina are good. they're all good.

VeeReeDavJCap81
Sep 24th, 2005, 10:50 PM
2003 French Open Semi-final Justine -v- Serena

"The Hand That Rocked the Cradle"

:lol: I was thinking the same thing

Infiniti2001
Sep 24th, 2005, 10:50 PM
His title was one of the funniest in the thread, so shut the fuck up.

:eek: did you go to the mosque today?? :lol:

VeeReeDavJCap81
Sep 24th, 2005, 10:51 PM
That's so fucking stupid. Seriously. Now I see why you're on welfare. Next time, make me laugh and don't display such a lack of wit. Idiot.

WTF :tape:

tennisjunky
Sep 24th, 2005, 11:20 PM
These are all in “good fun”, nothing more- so have a sense of humor. I have a feelin' I might be gettin one or two bad reps...
in this kind of thread some people are witty, some people are clever, and some people poke fun. people should lighten up and have a sense of humor and this could be really funny thread. ;)

Sir Stefwhit
Sep 25th, 2005, 12:58 AM
in this kind of thread some people are witty, some people are clever, and some people poke fun. people should lighten up and have a sense of humor and this could be really funny thread. ;)
To my surprise I got a lot of green and no red. Although me even stating that will read like an invitation for red so... :wavey:

LUIS9
Sep 25th, 2005, 01:24 AM
These are all in “good fun”, nothing more- so have a sense of humor. I have a feelin' I might be gettin one or two bad reps...

Lindsay def. Sharapova (6-0,6-0) What’s LOVE got to do with it?
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garos 03) Girl Interupted
Serena def. Sharapova (Oz 05) Payback
Coetzer vs. Smashnova Little Women
JCap def. Serena (US 04) Eyes Wide Shut
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garros 03) Liar Liar
Venus def. Hingis (Wimbledon 00) Get Shorty
Sun Tian Tian def. Serena (China Open) Big Trouble in Little China
Dokic def. Hingis (Wimbledon 99) Mommy Dearest

Movies associated with a player (or players)
Serena (Real Women Have Curves)
Lindsay (Orange County)
Hingis (Beautiful Mind)
Mauresmo (Juwanna Man)
Kuznetsova (Lost in Translation)
Dementieva (Almost Famous)
Justine (Little Giants)
Sharapova (Legally Blonde)
Steffi Graf (Footloose)
Anna Ivanovic (Rookie of the Year)
JCap (Clueless)
Vaidisova (Sixteen Candles)
Venus vs. Serena- (Urban Legends)
The Big Four in the Slams 2005 (Untochables)
and my personal favorite:
Martina Hingis making her return to World Team Tennis (Childs Play 2)

Hahahaha these are so clever! Right on, actually It should probably be Chucky makes a comeback. She's no longer in her teens.:lol:

Sam L
Sep 25th, 2005, 01:25 AM
Graf d. Hingis 4-6 7-5 6-2 (RG 1999)

http://imagestore.prismdirect.co.uk/catalogue/dvd/180x250/fhed1837r.jpg

Rexman
Sep 25th, 2005, 01:53 AM
Myskina vs Justine at Olympics 04' or vs Pierce in Fed Cup 05'-Crash

Justine vs Serena at Wimbledon 03'-Revenge of the Sith/Return of the Jedi, depending on which player you like

Any Serena vs Maria match-Meet The Parents

Justine vs Jennifer at USO 03'-Tomorrow Never Dies or In the Heat of the Night

Movies for players
Sharapova-Million Dollar Baby
Davenport-Sleepy Hollow
Clijsters & Hewitt-Sleeping with the Enemy (in the eyes of some, not me)
Myskina-Interview with the Vampire or Troy (for the horse)
Hingis-How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Schiavone-The Italian (nut) job
Williams & Belgians-A League of Their Own
Elena D.-National Treasure
Home Alone 2-Lost in New York-Capriati
Pierce-There's Something About Mary

xan
Sep 25th, 2005, 02:18 AM
Movies associated with a player

Serena (City Lights)
Schnyder (Jail Bait)
Lindsay (Big)
Hingis (Chucky)
Mauresmo (Kiss the Girls)
Kuznetsova (Jaws 2)
Dementieva (In Which We Serve)
Justine (The Littlest Hobo)
Sharapova (True Grit!)
Molik (Ace Ventura)
Ivanovic (Top Gun)
Pierce (Absolute Power)
Capriati (The lost Weekend)
Vaidisova (The Fury)
Myskina (Van Helsing)

TomTennis
Sep 25th, 2005, 12:27 PM
These are all in “good fun”, nothing more- so have a sense of humor. I have a feelin' I might be gettin one or two bad reps...

Lindsay def. Sharapova (6-0,6-0) What’s LOVE got to do with it?
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garos 03) Girl Interupted
Serena def. Sharapova (Oz 05) Payback
Coetzer vs. Smashnova Little Women
JCap def. Serena (US 04) Eyes Wide Shut
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garros 03) Liar Liar
Venus def. Hingis (Wimbledon 00) Get Shorty
Sun Tian Tian def. Serena (China Open) Big Trouble in Little China
Dokic def. Hingis (Wimbledon 99) Mommy Dearest

Movies associated with a player (or players)
Serena (Real Women Have Curves)
Lindsay (Orange County)
Hingis (Beautiful Mind)
Mauresmo (Juwanna Man)
Kuznetsova (Lost in Translation)
Dementieva (Almost Famous)
Justine (Little Giants)
Sharapova (Legally Blonde)
Steffi Graf (Footloose)
Anna Ivanovic (Rookie of the Year)
JCap (Clueless)
Vaidisova (Sixteen Candles)
Venus vs. Serena- (Urban Legends)
The Big Four in the Slams 2005 (Untochables)
and my personal favorite:
Martina Hingis making her return to World Team Tennis (Childs Play 2)


:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :lol:

hingis-seles
Sep 25th, 2005, 12:38 PM
:eek: did you go to the mosque today?? :lol:

:lol:

I prefer praying at home. I only go to the mosque on mornings or nights of particular significance. :)

wateva
Sep 25th, 2005, 12:54 PM
clijsters-pierce 2005 usopen finals - it could happen to you! :)

propi
Sep 25th, 2005, 01:06 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JLQW.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Patty vs. Conchita, Charleston 04 ---> Hable con ella :)

Wimbledon 1994, Martina vs Conchita, the first one trying to get her 10th title and the last one looking for her first GS...

http://www.graffiti.com.co/images/360.jpg

Luis Buñuel's Ese oscuro objeto de deseo :)

Any Hingis/ Kournikova match..

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JKP9.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Buñuel's Belle(s) de Jour :)

tennisjunky
Sep 25th, 2005, 06:46 PM
good job, some of these are really funny. cant think of any myself, but like reading these.

CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 25th, 2005, 06:49 PM
Amy Frazier- CASPER: The Friendly Tennis Player, The Great White Hype

Monica Seles- My Left Foot

Jalena Jankovic- LOLITA



:hearts: ;) :p

Knizzle
Sep 25th, 2005, 06:51 PM
Lindsay vs. Maria IW 2005 SF:

"Hot Bagels"

creep
Sep 25th, 2005, 06:52 PM
Justine Henin-H - The Hand.

creep
Sep 25th, 2005, 06:53 PM
Capriati - Drugstore Cowboy

CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 25th, 2005, 06:53 PM
Lindsay vs. Maria IW 2005 SF:

"Hot Bagels"

Never heard of that movie before :scratch:

CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 25th, 2005, 06:55 PM
Vera -CRY BABY, The Damned Don't Cry ( old Joan Crawford Movie ) ;)

CrossCourt~Rally
Sep 25th, 2005, 06:57 PM
"the hand the rocks the cradle"

QUOTE=VeeReeDavJCap81]:lol: I was thinking the same thing[/QUOTE]

Serena was in a cradle ? :lol:

Monirena Wiles
Sep 25th, 2005, 07:50 PM
These are all in “good fun”, nothing more- so have a sense of humor. I have a feelin' I might be gettin one or two bad reps...

Lindsay def. Sharapova (6-0,6-0) What’s LOVE got to do with it?
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garos 03) Girl Interupted
Serena def. Sharapova (Oz 05) Payback
Coetzer vs. Smashnova Little Women
JCap def. Serena (US 04) Eyes Wide Shut
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garros 03) Liar Liar
Venus def. Hingis (Wimbledon 00) Get Shorty
Sun Tian Tian def. Serena (China Open) Big Trouble in Little China
Dokic def. Hingis (Wimbledon 99) Mommy Dearest

Movies associated with a player (or players)
Serena (Real Women Have Curves)
Lindsay (Orange County)
Hingis (Beautiful Mind)
Mauresmo (Juwanna Man)
Kuznetsova (Lost in Translation)
Dementieva (Almost Famous)
Justine (Little Giants)
Sharapova (Legally Blonde)
Steffi Graf (Footloose)
Anna Ivanovic (Rookie of the Year)
JCap (Clueless)
Vaidisova (Sixteen Candles)
Venus vs. Serena- (Urban Legends)
The Big Four in the Slams 2005 (Untochables)
and my personal favorite:
Martina Hingis making her return to World Team Tennis (Childs Play 2)
:yeah:

Maria Sharapova- Old Yeller
Lindsay Davenport- Ordinary People
V. Williams, S. Williams, Justine Henin, and Kim Clijsters- Usual Suspects
Alicia Molik- Vertigo
Jennifer Capriatti- A Bronx Tail
Mary Pierce, Natalie Dechy, and Amelie Mauresmo- The French Connection
Monica Seles grunting on the court- The Sound of Music :hearts:

Veenut
Sep 25th, 2005, 08:51 PM
2003 FO
2004 US
2004 WIMBY


God...You're a pathetic Venus/Serena fan.

Sorry but I don't keep a record of losses I'm more incline to remember the major wins. Anyway why the animosity? Is this just your general behaviour to all Williams fans? :confused:

Pamela Shriver
Sep 25th, 2005, 09:03 PM
Film titles remind me of players....

Sin City reminds me of Chrissie.

The Grudge - My tennis career..............

Night of the Living Dead - Ann Jones.

hingis-seles
Sep 26th, 2005, 02:38 PM
Monica Seles - Girl Interrupted.

Elena Dementieva - Single White Female.

DA FOREHAND
Sep 26th, 2005, 03:30 PM
These are all in “good fun”, nothing more- so have a sense of humor. I have a feelin' I might be gettin one or two bad reps...

Lindsay def. Sharapova (6-0,6-0) What’s LOVE got to do with it?
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garos 03) Girl Interupted
Serena def. Sharapova (Oz 05) Payback
Coetzer vs. Smashnova Little Women
JCap def. Serena (US 04) Eyes Wide Shut
Justine def. Serena (Roland Garros 03) Liar Liar
Venus def. Hingis (Wimbledon 00) Get Shorty
Sun Tian Tian def. Serena (China Open) Big Trouble in Little China
Dokic def. Hingis (Wimbledon 99) Mommy Dearest

Movies associated with a player (or players)
Serena (Real Women Have Curves)
Lindsay (Orange County)
Hingis (Beautiful Mind)
Mauresmo (Juwanna Man)
Kuznetsova (Lost in Translation)
Dementieva (Almost Famous)
Justine (Little Giants)
Sharapova (Legally Blonde)
Steffi Graf (Footloose)
Anna Ivanovic (Rookie of the Year)
JCap (Clueless)
Vaidisova (Sixteen Candles)
Venus vs. Serena- (Urban Legends)
The Big Four in the Slams 2005 (Untochables)
and my personal favorite:
Martina Hingis making her return to World Team Tennis (Childs Play 2)

:worship: :worship: :lol: childs play....

Doc
Sep 26th, 2005, 04:36 PM
Movies associated with a player

Serena (City Lights)
Schnyder (Jail Bait)
Lindsay (Big)
Hingis (Chucky)
Mauresmo (Kiss the Girls)
Kuznetsova (Jaws 2)
Dementieva (In Which We Serve)
Justine (The Littlest Hobo)
Sharapova (True Grit!)
Molik (Ace Ventura)
Ivanovic (Top Gun)
Pierce (Absolute Power)
Capriati (The lost Weekend)
Vaidisova (The Fury)
Myskina (Van Helsing)

:lol: :lol:

peanuts
Sep 26th, 2005, 04:47 PM
Venus vs. Maria Wimbledon 2005

"Scream" :lol:

:haha: Fitting. :lol:

Dana Marcy
Mar 28th, 2006, 11:48 PM
Meeting Venus - Venus vs. Hingis at the US Open 2000. :D

andrewbroad
Apr 12th, 2006, 03:39 PM
The Lord of the Rings trilogy:

The Fellowship of the Ring: 1998 French Open sf: Monica Seles (http://geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/seles/) d. Martina Hingis, 6-3 6-2
The Two Towers: 2004 Wimbledon sf: Maria Sharapova (http://geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/shara/) d. Lindsay Davenport, 2-6 7-6 6-1
The Return of the King (Queen): 1995 Return of the Champions: Monica Seles (http://geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/seles/) d. Martina Navrátilová, 6-3 6-2
--
Dr. Andrew Broad
http://geocities.com/andrewbroad/ (http://geocities.com/andrewbroad/)
http://geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/ (http://geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/)

ZeroSOFInfinity
Apr 12th, 2006, 04:16 PM
Myskina v Justine 2004 Olympics Final - Lost in Translation

Justine v Serena 2003 Wimby Final - Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

Venus v Davenport 2005 Wimby Final - Die Hard

Serena v Maria 2005 AO Semifinal - Snatch

TomTennis
Apr 12th, 2006, 04:22 PM
Myskina v Justine 2004 Olympics Final - Lost in Translation

Justine v Serena 2003 Wimby Final - Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

Venus v Davenport 2005 Wimby Final - Die Hard

Serena v Maria 2005 AO Semifinal - Snatch

:worship: Love them!!

winone23
Apr 12th, 2006, 04:31 PM
Venus Vs Maria Wimby 05 "The Quick and the Dead"
Serena Vs Justine Wimby 03 "2 FAST 2 Furious"
Serena Vs Maria AO 05 "I'm gonna get you sucka"
Serena vs Kim AO 03 "Mission Impossible I"
Venus Vs Lindsay " Mission Impossible II"
Lindsay vs, maria pacific life 05 " Training day"

V-MAC
Apr 12th, 2006, 04:38 PM
The Grudge - starring Patty S and Conchi Martinez :o

Close My Eyes - for Ted Watts during K-lina/Venus match Wimbledon 2004. :rolleyes:

10 things I hate about You - um.........starring Patty and Conchita again :o oh dear.... :tape:

Diary of an Angry Black Woman - documenting Angela Haynes tennis life from after her impressive performance at Wimblerdon 2005, where nothing remarkable has occured in her career since. Highlights include Angela blowing her top at not getting picked to represent the US in the latest fed cup tie. :o Come on Angie, time to start getting results!! :fiery: :bounce:

The Barbarian Invasion - focuses on the state of the wta tour during 2004, when a sudden surge of Russians started to break through in the slams.

Viktymise
Apr 12th, 2006, 04:40 PM
Venus's adventure at Wimbledon last year - I still know what you did last summer

winone23
Apr 12th, 2006, 04:42 PM
Venus and Serena "The World is Not Enough"
Venus "Beloved"
Serena "Superstar"

winone23
Apr 12th, 2006, 04:42 PM
Venus's adventure at Wimbledon last year - I still know what you did last summer
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Viktymise
Apr 12th, 2006, 05:09 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Does that mean u like it

winone23
Apr 12th, 2006, 05:11 PM
Yes I love it! It was funny.

Viktymise
Apr 12th, 2006, 05:12 PM
Pierce v Henin French open 2005 - last tango in Paris
I really like my "I still know what you did last summer" for Vee at Wimbledon

winone23
Apr 12th, 2006, 05:13 PM
Does that mean u like it

Yes I love it! It was funny.

Asif_Nawaz
Apr 12th, 2006, 05:13 PM
2005 Wimby 3rd Round:Myskina def. Jankovic 6-0,5-7,10-8

Titanic

:lol::lol:

Viktymise
Apr 12th, 2006, 05:13 PM
Yes I love it! It was funny.
Ur one's were gr8 too :)

Asif_Nawaz
Apr 12th, 2006, 05:17 PM
Henin-Pierce 2005 FO-Good Night and Good Luck

Reuchlin
Apr 12th, 2006, 05:34 PM
Serena Vs. Jen Cap 2001 Wimbledon QF: One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest.

AceTennisGrrrl
Apr 12th, 2006, 05:46 PM
Klara Koukalova - Misery

Asif_Nawaz
Apr 13th, 2006, 04:11 AM
Amelie mauresmo-Goodfellas

Sir Stefwhit
Apr 21st, 2006, 05:27 AM
Myskina v Justine 2004 Olympics Final - Lost in Translation

Justine v Serena 2003 Wimby Final - Lock, Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

Venus v Davenport 2005 Wimby Final - Die Hard

Serena v Maria 2005 AO Semifinal - Snatch
:yeah:

G1Player2
Apr 21st, 2006, 05:33 AM
Lindsay Davenport defeats Maria Sharapova 2005 Indian Wells 6-0, 6-0

"Gone in 60 seconds."

VRee_Willario
Jun 16th, 2006, 01:37 PM
Amelie Mauresmo in Roland garros "Home alone"

tennisjunky
Apr 6th, 2007, 07:23 PM
clijsters fairwell tour- Catastrophe

tennisjunky
Apr 6th, 2007, 09:25 PM
venus williams- The Poseidon Adventure

gentle
Apr 6th, 2007, 11:12 PM
2006 wimbledon final.. AMELIE

Tennisaddict
Apr 6th, 2007, 11:17 PM
Serena vs Maria OZ 2007 final - Rush Hour

Venus vs Lindsay Wimbledon 2005 final - Set it off

Serena vs Maria OZ semifinal 2005 - Ace Ventura because that match like the film was just crazy :eek:

MrSerenaWilliams
Apr 6th, 2007, 11:21 PM
2007 Miami Final - Rocky

booshbish
Apr 6th, 2007, 11:25 PM
2001 AO SF-- Hingis over V. Williams-- Grindhouse

Rod the Bama
Apr 6th, 2007, 11:27 PM
Masha, Elena, Makiri, and Nastya - From Russia With Love

Tati - French Kiss

Serena - Hustle and Flow

Conor
Apr 6th, 2007, 11:30 PM
Justine v Serena Miami 07 - Snatch :mad: :lol:
Serena v Sharapova AO 07 - Remember the Titans
Hingis v Radwanksa Miami 07 - Running Scared :lol:

tennisjunky
Apr 7th, 2007, 02:17 AM
2006 wimbledon final.. AMELIE

clever, good one. love that movie too.

Rod the Bama
Apr 7th, 2007, 03:32 AM
Venus - V For Vendetta

Serena - Hard To Kill and Out For Justice

Martina Hingis - Clueless

piercerocks
Apr 7th, 2007, 03:41 AM
IW 2007 Final: Free Willy.

booshbish
Apr 7th, 2007, 03:45 AM
Venus - V For Vendetta

Serena - Hard To Kill and Out For Justice

Martina Hingis - Clueless

It's supposed to be matches not players.

mm1147
Apr 7th, 2007, 04:09 AM
2005 iw semis davenport def. sharapova 60 60: SPEED

Dementieva Guts
Apr 7th, 2007, 04:20 AM
Runway Sharapova vs Camille Pin, Auzi open 07

Movie: Bench Warmers

sharapova was sitting on her fat lazy a.. longer than hustling on court. In her childish way, she used her time warming her generous love handles by faking back spasms and "extreme heat" exhaustion.

To me she is a true contributor of this classical movie. She benches more than she "plays":wavey:

BY THE WAY, ITS NOT MY FAVOURITE MATCH (THE UNDESERVED ONE "WON" THE THING") BUT IT CAME TO ME AS A OBVIOUS COMBINATION.

peanuts
Apr 13th, 2007, 08:59 AM
In The Line of Fire

Not my fave match/player but this relates to everytime Serena/Venus overpowers her opponent in any match.

Slutiana
Apr 13th, 2007, 09:07 AM
2003 French Open Semi-final Justine -v- Serena

"The Hand That Rocked the Cradle"

LOL...hilarious

The_roof
Apr 13th, 2007, 09:25 AM
Serena at 2004 US Open - "Glitter"

manu32
Apr 13th, 2007, 01:00 PM
graf hingis 99

Not without my mother

Hashim.
Apr 13th, 2007, 01:12 PM
Serena-Justine Miami 07

''I know what u did last summer''
:devil:

Hashim.
Apr 13th, 2007, 01:27 PM
Justine-Momo AO 06...

''Die Another Day''

DA FOREHAND
Jul 24th, 2007, 02:16 AM
Marion Bartoli def Henin

Little Miss Sunshine