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Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 01:59 AM
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Serena is the one who gave Adam the apple. She chopped the noses off of the Sphinx statues. She supplied Hanibal with the elephants to overrun Rome. Serena is the one who actually opened the door of no return for the slave trade. She freed the rats to spread the Bubonic Plague. She caused the potato famine. She held the patent for the polio vaccine before releasing it. It was actually Serena J. Williams who launched that first bomb on Pearl Harbor. Serena was actually the 2nd gunman for the JKF assasination. (Let's not even mention how she framed Sirhan Sirhan and Lee Harvey Oswald.) There was an heavy-breasted Black woman seen fleeing the seen of what is now Strawberry Fields that morning John Lennon got shot. Elvis was choked to death with a strange colorful scarf with a tag that read: "Aneres." Would there really have been that huge famine in Ethiopia without Serena? Oddly enough, JR Ewing wasn't really shot; he choked on some beads. Serena killed Laura Palmer. Biggie - Tupac? Are you seriously going to expect me to believe that Serena just "coincidentally" was @ the scene of both of those crimes? Martina Hingis decided to retire from tennis after severely fracturing her ankle after it got tangled with a black catsuit. It's sooo obvious that Serena rigged the election in FL in 2000. Serena was the only one who Martha Stewart told about the insider trading scheme before the Feds caught up with her. Kate Moss' most treasured photograph is one with her and Serena entitled: My first time doing blow. Guess what the next letter for the next hurricane is going to start with. . .you guessed it . . . "S."



Now that we got all that out of the way, when's Serena's next tourney? I can't wait to see how she has dealt with this loss.

Martian Willow
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:05 AM
She's a tennis player, and this is a tennis forum. And you are a tedious, pointless twat. :)

Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:06 AM
She's a tennis player, and this is a tennis forum. And you are a tedious, pointless twat. :)Aren't most twats pointless, honey? If you didn't know that, then you've been doing it wrong.

VeeReeDavJCap81
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:08 AM
Aren't most twats pointless, honey? If you didn't know that, then you've been doing it wrong.

Great comeback :haha:

Dawn Marie
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:21 AM
Aren't most twats pointless, honey? If you didn't know that, then you've been doing it wrong.


Hingis had a "pointless twat" I heard. So many different meanings runnin up in it.

PUREraquet this is a hilarous thread.:) funny.

Mother_Marjorie
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:26 AM
Aren't you just inviting the same type of bantering that most fans complain about in this forum??? You can't claim being a victim of something you engage in. The only purpose of this thread is to elicit negativity???????

charmedRic
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:28 AM
She's a tennis player, and this is a tennis forum. And you are a tedious, pointless twat. :)

twat ..... ROTFLMAO. :lol:

ZeroSOFInfinity
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:48 AM
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Serena is the one who gave Adam the apple. She chopped the noses off of the Sphinx statues. She supplied Hanibal with the elephants to overrun Rome. Serena is the one who actually opened the door of no return for the slave trade. She freed the rats to spread the Bubonic Plague. She caused the potato famine. She held the patent for the polio vaccine before releasing it. It was actually Serena J. Williams who launched that first bomb on Pearl Harbor. Serena was actually the 2nd gunman for the JKF assasination. (Let's not even mention how she framed Sirhan Sirhan and Lee Harvey Oswald.) There was an heavy-breasted Black woman seen fleeing the seen of what is now Strawberry Fields that morning John Lennon got shot. Elvis was choked to death with a strange colorful scarf with a tag that read: "Aneres." Would there really have been that huge famine in Ethiopia without Serena? Oddly enough, JR Ewing wasn't really shot; he choked on some beads. Serena killed Laura Palmer. Biggie - Tupac? Are you seriously going to expect me to believe that Serena just "coincidentally" was @ the scene of both of those crimes? Martina Hingis decided to retire from tennis after severely fracturing her ankle after it got tangled with a black catsuit. It's sooo obvious that Serena rigged the election in FL in 2000. Serena was the only one who Martha Stewart told about the insider trading scheme before the Feds caught up with her. Kate Moss' most treasured photograph is one with her and Serena entitled: My first time doing blow. Guess what the next letter for the next hurricane is going to start with. . .you guessed it . . . "S."

:rolleyes: Might as well add these...

She was the face that launched a thousand ships and caused the destruction of Troy. :eek:

She was in the 'infamous' Paris Hilton Sex Tape, and not Paris. :eek:

Frankly speaking, I don't care who she is anyway... the only thing I know is that she plays tennis on the WTA tour. And not a historical figure.

Stamp Paid
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:52 AM
booty :hearts:

hingis-seles
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:39 AM
Serena :fiery: That bitch! :mad:



:p :lol:

ampers&
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:45 AM
She also stole my last ounce of weed. :mad:
It's...ON.:armed:

deja_entendu
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:46 AM
was this an attempt at being clever? :tape:

Cam'ron Giles
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:47 AM
She's a tennis player, and this is a tennis forum. And you are a tedious, pointless twat. :)

TWAT...****...You must really be feeling yourself these days...:tape:

Cam'ron Giles
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:48 AM
She also stole my last ounce of weed. :mad:
It's...ON.:armed:

Let me know when you find the bitch...:armed:

She might have some left...:smoke: :tape:

Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:56 AM
was this an attempt at being clever? :tape:. . . as clever as that lil lass in your avatar was when she chose that shirt in order to help her win Slams.:haha::haha::haha:

Dawn Marie
Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:04 AM
It was Serena who retired Martina from tennis and not Hingis's ankles.

The Mona Lisa has been replaced by Serena Williams in her infamous catsuit.

It was all started by Serena Williams and not a mouse.

When players win in sports they want to go to Serena's house not Disneyworld!!

deja_entendu
Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:32 AM
. . . as clever as that lil lass in your avatar was when she chose that shirt in order to help her win Slams.:haha::haha::haha:

ba dum CHA! he'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen...


...where's everyone going?? :confused:

Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:41 AM
ba dum CHA! he'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen...


...where's everyone going?? :confused:Oddly enough, that's actually funny.:lol:

ampers&
Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:42 AM
ba dum CHA! he'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen...


...where's everyone going?? :confused:
lolol...

Rocketta
Sep 22nd, 2005, 05:22 AM
Pureracket.....I heard a big breasted black lady in a hot tennis outfit was the last one seen with the Lindbergh Baby! :eek:

venus_rulez
Sep 22nd, 2005, 05:35 AM
. . . . .
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Serena is the one who gave Adam the apple. She chopped the noses off of the Sphinx statues. She supplied Hanibal with the elephants to overrun Rome. Serena is the one who actually opened the door of no return for the slave trade. She freed the rats to spread the Bubonic Plague. She caused the potato famine. She held the patent for the polio vaccine before releasing it. It was actually Serena J. Williams who launched that first bomb on Pearl Harbor. Serena was actually the 2nd gunman for the JKF assasination. (Let's not even mention how she framed Sirhan Sirhan and Lee Harvey Oswald.) There was an heavy-breasted Black woman seen fleeing the seen of what is now Strawberry Fields that morning John Lennon got shot. Elvis was choked to death with a strange colorful scarf with a tag that read: "Aneres." Would there really have been that huge famine in Ethiopia without Serena? Oddly enough, JR Ewing wasn't really shot; he choked on some beads. Serena killed Laura Palmer. Biggie - Tupac? Are you seriously going to expect me to believe that Serena just "coincidentally" was @ the scene of both of those crimes? Martina Hingis decided to retire from tennis after severely fracturing her ankle after it got tangled with a black catsuit. It's sooo obvious that Serena rigged the election in FL in 2000. Serena was the only one who Martha Stewart told about the insider trading scheme before the Feds caught up with her. Kate Moss' most treasured photograph is one with her and Serena entitled: My first time doing blow. Guess what the next letter for the next hurricane is going to start with. . .you guessed it . . . "S."



Now that we got all that out of the way, when's Serena's next tourney? I can't wait to see how she has dealt with this loss.




Why do you or anyone else bother for that matter? The Williams Sisters are the best at quietly shutting up their detractors. Serena did it while in "decline" in Australia and Venus did the same at Wimbledon. They don't need us to defend them, they do it with their racquets.

Jennifer North
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:00 AM
oh, the supreme irony :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I just love it when the most viscious, aggressive and disrespectful fan base of tennis history starts complaining about unfair play... :bigcry: :tape:

Stamp Paid
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:04 AM
oh, the supreme irony :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I just love it when the most viscious, aggressive and disrespectful fan base of tennis history starts complaining about unfair play... :bigcry: :tape:

beeyotch please.

Rocketta
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:15 AM
beeyotch please.

um that wasn't disrespectful enough Justin....I mean you are a member of the MOST disrespectful fanbase.....I mean you should've said something like "I hope you get syphilis and your brain turns to mush while you go insane..." Well that's what I would've said. :shrug:

kosmikgroove
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:17 AM
Pandora's box opened up and out came Serena

Jennifer North
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:25 AM
um that wasn't disrespectful enough Justin....I mean you are a member of the MOST disrespectful fanbase.....I mean you should've said something like "I hope you get syphilis and your brain turns to mush while you go insane..." Well that's what I would've said. :shrug:

oh boy, if this is what they consider a fair maiden over at the court, I'm afraid I don't wanna meet the other mere mortals then.. :o :wavey:

Stamp Paid
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:27 AM
oh boy, if this is what they consider a fair maiden over at the court, I'm afraid I don't wanna meet the other mere mortals then.. :o :wavey:

why dont you do me a favor and turn your rep on so I can show you what the Royal Court is really about.

:wavey:

Jennifer North
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:32 AM
why dont you do me a favor and turn your rep on so I can show you what the Royal Court is really about.

:wavey:

kiddo, please... do you think a Grand Lady like moi would care about your frivolous cyber useless points anyway?? uufff :unsure:

Rocketta
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:40 AM
oh boy, if this is what they consider a fair maiden over at the court, I'm afraid I don't wanna meet the other mere mortals then.. :o :wavey:

That's right! :wavey:

VeeDaQueen
Sep 22nd, 2005, 07:16 AM
WSF :hugs: so clever :lol:

pav
Sep 22nd, 2005, 07:52 AM
Just noticed There's a chainsaw missing out of the fuckin shed:fiery:

Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:06 AM
Just noticed There's a chainsaw missing out of the fuckin shed:fiery::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:Hilarious!!!!! !!

SJW
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:10 AM
LMAO.
i thought that was funny :shrug:
then again i have a sense of humour.you guys need to stop taking things so seriously :kiss:;)

Lemonskin.
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:37 AM
It landed foul on the grass
The players tried for a forward pass
With the Jester, on the sidelines, In a cast!

Martian KC
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:15 PM
In my spaghetti sauce,
I put celery and carrots first
then I add mushrooms at the end
Cook it 1 hour and eat it with friends

yodele-hee-hee yodele-hoo-hoo

:yippee: :music: :yippee:

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

:D

Spirit
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:28 PM
Loving this thread.

Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:37 PM
Loving this thread.LOL! Me too! I especially love how the haters are swooping in to announce their disdain and to post smarmy passive aggressive posts.

pigam
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:43 PM
My sister just broke a nail :( thanks a lot serena :fiery: !!!

Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:48 PM
My sister just broke a nail :( thanks a lot serena :fiery: !!!:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

pigam
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:52 PM
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:
what are you laughing at? It happened while she trided to raise a bar :sad:

DevilishAttitude
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:37 PM
Bitch :fiery:

Attention-seeking thread. ;)

Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:39 PM
Bitch :fiery:

Attention-seeking thread. ;):lol:Whatever. Admit it. You love it.;)

ampers&
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:42 PM
What the fuck...:speakles:...someone drank my apple juice!!!
Serena...your ass is mine.:armed:

harloo
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:47 PM
what are you laughing at? It happened while she trided to raise a bar :sad:

Hilarious!:haha: :haha:

Great Thread Pureracket!:lol:

alfajeffster
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:50 PM
Wasn't Serena recently seen sitting on a park bench in Mississippi with Forest Gump?

Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 03:51 PM
Ok, Michelangelo, pigam, alfa, and the rest of ya'll. .. . I can't even work because I'm laughing out loud. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ampers&
Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:00 PM
Ok, Michelangelo, pigam, alfa, and the rest of ya'll. .. . I can't even work because I'm laughing out loud. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:ras:
It's Miching~Mallecho...:lol:...

Dawn Marie
Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:57 PM
Damn I have to go in early Friday morning!! Fuck!!

Thanks alot Serena!

ampers&
Sep 22nd, 2005, 05:11 PM
OMG...I can't believe this...:eek:
Humpty Dumpty didn't fall off the wall, Serena pushed him.:scared:

What a bitch...:mad:...

Rocketta
Sep 22nd, 2005, 05:21 PM
OMG...I can't believe this...:eek:
Humpty Dumpty didn't fall off the wall, Serena pushed him.:scared:

What a bitch...:mad:...

:lol:

Veenut
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:46 PM
oh, the supreme irony :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I just love it when the most viscious, aggressive and disrespectful fan base of tennis history starts complaining about unfair play... :bigcry: :tape:


Here comes the attack from a viscious, aggressive and disrespectful fan
:haha: :rolls: :lol: Serena is definately to blame for all this fun!!! I love it!!!

PaulieM
Sep 22nd, 2005, 06:52 PM
serena killed my puppy :mad: :sad: :bigcry:

Pureracket
Sep 22nd, 2005, 07:57 PM
There are some comics on this board. LOL!!!!!!!

Dawn Marie
Sep 22nd, 2005, 10:38 PM
Serena J. Williams just moved this thread to NON-TENNIS.. thanks alot Serena!! lol.

Rocketta
Sep 22nd, 2005, 10:42 PM
I heard Serena made Kate Moss snort that coke....say it ain't so Serena! :o

Dawn Marie
Sep 22nd, 2005, 10:44 PM
and then there were four.. "The Nina", "The Pinta", the "Santa Serena".

Denise4925
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:39 PM
Aren't most twats pointless, honey? If you didn't know that, then you've been doing it wrong.
DAYEM!!! :eek: TOO COLD TOO COLD. :haha: :haha: :haha:

Martian Willow = OWNED

Denise4925
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:43 PM
Let me know when you find the bitch...:armed:

She might have some left...:smoke: :tape:
:lol:

Denise4925
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:44 PM
ba dum CHA! he'll be here all night ladies and gentlemen...


...where's everyone going?? :confused:
:p

Denise4925
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:48 PM
That's right! :wavey:
Hey Rocketta, do fair maidens have special powers? :confused: Because, I was wondering when they stopped being mere mortals. :tape:

Denise4925
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:49 PM
LMAO.
i thought that was funny :shrug:
then again i have a sense of humour.you guys need to stop taking things so seriously :kiss:;)
They don't like to see the WS fans have fun. :wavey:

Denise4925
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:50 PM
what are you laughing at? It happened while she trided to raise a bar :sad:
:haha:

Denise4925
Sep 22nd, 2005, 11:51 PM
What the fuck...:speakles:...someone drank my apple juice!!!
Serena...your ass is mine.:armed:
:haha: :haha:

Damn, my candy dropped on the floor. SERENA!!! :(

ampers&
Sep 23rd, 2005, 12:01 AM
You have to be fucking kiddin' me. :eek:...:mad:
I KNOW Serena did NOT drink all my milk and put the empty container BACK into my fridge!!!!:speakles:

That bitch needs to be taught a lesson... :armed:

Dawn Marie
Sep 23rd, 2005, 01:04 AM
A box. I turn knob. It plays "Jack O' Lanter" music... and............... POP GOES SERENA!

alfajeffster
Sep 23rd, 2005, 03:56 PM
So I was watching this old re-run of 'Bewitched' on TVLand this past weekend. It was a terrific show with Elizabeth Montgomery, Agnes Moorehead, and Paul Lynde, and who do you think pops in? Serena!

Dawn Marie
Sep 23rd, 2005, 08:57 PM
A black cat just crossed my path!! Thanks ALOT Serena!!

RVD
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:19 PM
Aren't most twats pointless, honey? If you didn't know that, then you've been doing it wrong. :haha: :haha: Martian Willow calling somebody a twat?!?!?!? :haha: : haha: Martian Willow is like the king of all twats!!! OH GOD!! I can't breath!!!! :haha: :haha: JEEEVES HELP ME!!

RVD
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:26 PM
oh, the supreme irony :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I just love it when the most viscious, aggressive and disrespectful fan base of tennis history starts complaining about unfair play... :bigcry: :tape:...and yet another toothless beggar joins the fray. :lol:

SelesFan70
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:27 PM
She tempted Adam with that fruit. Her resemblance to the rapper Eve is no coincidence. :eek:

venus_rulez
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:30 PM
So all those reports about the iceberg sinking the titanic aren't true. It was Serena. What a bitch.

Rocketta
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:30 PM
She didn't want to be the only tennis player in the family with knee trouble.....now Venus had to withdraw.....Thanks Serena! :mad:

:p

SelesFan70
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:30 PM
So all those reports about the iceberg sinking the titanic aren't true. It was Serena. What a bitch.

She killed Jack! :mad: :lol:

venus_rulez
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:33 PM
Sex and the City is no longer on cause Serena wanted more money!!!! Thanks Serena!

RVD
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:34 PM
High on a hill was a lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo

:DSSHEEEEDDD! That ma JAM!!

♪♪ Check one..checka...
They call me RVD...
Oodl Lay ee odl lay ee odl-OOO-baby!
Rock-to-da-rock-rock-checka-Roc...Oodl Lay ee odl lay ee odl-OOO-baby! ♪♪

Denise4925
Sep 23rd, 2005, 09:59 PM
SSHEEEEDDD! That ma JAM!!

♪♪ Check one..checka...
They call me RVD...
Oodl Lay ee odl lay ee odl-OOO-baby!
Rock-to-da-rock-rock-checka-Roc...Oodl Lay ee odl lay ee odl-OOO-baby! ♪♪
:haha:

PaulieM
Sep 23rd, 2005, 10:21 PM
She killed Jack! :mad: :lol:
she also forced celine dion to wear that horrid backwards tux design to the oscars the year the movie came out.... or so i've heard :o

ampers&
Sep 23rd, 2005, 11:27 PM
she also forced celine dion to wear that horrid backwards tux design to the oscars the year the movie came out.... or so i've heard :o
No...WAY!:speakles:
I can't believe Serena...:mad:...

Denise4925
Sep 24th, 2005, 01:55 AM
No...WAY!:speakles:
I can't believe Serena...:mad:...
What are you talking about, Serena designed that Swan dress worn by that Asian actress. :lol:

Stamp Paid
Sep 24th, 2005, 01:58 AM
What are you talking about, Serena designed that Swan dress worn by that Asian actress. :lol:

Bjork, the Icelandic singer/actress. ;)

Shes in Diesel's avatar.

Denise4925
Sep 24th, 2005, 02:05 AM
Bjork, the Icelandic singer/actress. ;)

Shes in Diesel's avatar.
Yeah, her. :p :lol:

Rocketta
Sep 24th, 2005, 03:12 AM
Bjork, the Icelandic singer/actress. ;)

Shes in Diesel's avatar.

well apparently Serena turned her Asian. :rolls:Isn't that what you were trying to say Denise? :hehehe:

PaulieM
Sep 24th, 2005, 03:13 AM
serena has been cher's personal stylist for ages :o that bitch seriously doesn't know when to stop!

Denise4925
Sep 24th, 2005, 03:55 AM
well apparently Serena turned her Asian. :rolls:Isn't that what you were trying to say Denise? :hehehe:
:lol: Well, she looks Asian to me and Serena prolly had something to do with it.