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pierce0415
Sep 21st, 2005, 03:17 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050921/capt.xhg10609211022.china_tennis_xhg106.jpg

Venus: How many Big Mac you got in there?
Serena: I can't help it. I can't eat the things Chinese people eat.

Jen&RobbyFan
Sep 21st, 2005, 03:19 PM
:lol: i wonder what they were talking about..:p

~ The Leopard ~
Sep 21st, 2005, 03:54 PM
Venus (thinks): "This looks like a good spot to put my blow-up Serena doll."

Pengwin
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:14 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050921/capt.xhg10609211022.china_tennis_xhg106.jpg



Venus: Did you eat Sun Tian Tian? :confused:

Knizzle
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:14 PM
I think they were about to run into each other and Venus is directing Serena out of the way.

skanky~skanketta
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:19 PM
damn vee's legs!:drool:

Stamp Paid
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:21 PM
Venus: "Ooh I wish I had those titties. :devil:"

creep
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:24 PM
Is that a ball, just above Venus's left knee?

Pengwin
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:28 PM
Is that a ball, just above Venus's left knee?

It's a penis head :lol:

Sinnet
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:30 PM
Venus: "Ooh I wish I had those titties. :devil:"

She's not even grabbing her titties...

It's more like "Wow, Rena, you're fat. No wonder you're losing so much."

Stamp Paid
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:31 PM
Actually, I think its an abdominal muscle loosening exercise.

pav
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:41 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050921/capt.xhg10609211022.china_tennis_xhg106.jpg


I think this is a sequel to the Spirlea bump incident.

"Out of My way Turkey"
"Give way Chicken Butt"
"You never did learn the Road Rules Girl"

kosmikgroove
Sep 21st, 2005, 09:41 PM
Serena: C'mon Vee! you can feel it kick!

Sam's Slave
Sep 21st, 2005, 10:05 PM
whatever they talking about...it looks hot :drool:

actor1
Sep 21st, 2005, 10:06 PM
She's not even grabbing her titties...

It's more like "Wow, Rena, you're fat. No wonder you're losing so much."
NO SUGAR. IT'S LIKE I CANNOT BELIEVE I LIKE LOST EVEN ONE TIME...,LET ALONE SIX TIMES IN A ROW TO YOUR FAT ASSS!!!!

SelesFan70
Sep 21st, 2005, 10:10 PM
Venus: "Wow, Serena! You really have slimmed down since Wimbledon!"

ACEKID
Sep 21st, 2005, 10:15 PM
S: You sure this is a way to make the weight drop of my stomach

V: yes I keep telling you it’s a new diet I read it in a fashion mag

S: well do think it would work on my ass so I can get another cat suit thing for next time I get to the final of a slam

V: if you start to diet now for the time you get to another final of a slam you will have vanished

KoOlMaNsEaN
Sep 21st, 2005, 10:20 PM
"Oh My God. You promised me you wouldn't have any love handles :mad:"

Venusfan4EvEr
Sep 21st, 2005, 10:23 PM
Venus: Did you eat Sun Tian Tian? :confused:

:haha: :haha: she must be a sore loser

Mike_T
Sep 21st, 2005, 10:59 PM
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Venus: “Steady there Serena! Have you been drinking?”

Serena *wobbling*: “Just 3 or 5 Budweisers *burp* Won’t make no odds. I’ve only gotta WC in my opening round...*burp*...”

geoepee
Sep 21st, 2005, 11:23 PM
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Venus: "Hey Pop 'N Fresh! You need to lose a little weight!"
Serena: "Are you calling me the Pillsbury Doughboy?"
Venus: "I wonder what'll happen if I poke you right..., here...."
Serena: "WOOHOO!"

controlfreak
Sep 21st, 2005, 11:45 PM
Looks like "Nike Math Dept" needs to team up with "Nike Spelling Dept".

dreamgoddess099
Sep 22nd, 2005, 01:22 AM
Venus: Ten more pounds and your waist will be this small.

calabar
Sep 22nd, 2005, 01:33 AM
Serena: Oooooh Vee, Lower! Loweeeeeeer!

Venus: Oh stop it, do I look like Mauresmo to you?

LOL!!

go hingis
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:50 AM
Venus: "my stomach would be around there"

LUIS9
Sep 22nd, 2005, 02:53 AM
NO SUGAR. IT'S LIKE I CANNOT BELIEVE I LIKE LOST EVEN ONE TIME...,LET ALONE SIX TIMES IN A ROW TO YOUR FAT ASSS!!!!

Serena on retaliation- Cause they rump and plump and they stumped you over gal!:tape: :tape: :tape:

Maryamator
Sep 22nd, 2005, 04:36 AM
Venus: Did you eat Sun Tian Tian? :confused:
lmao

Brian Stewart
Sep 22nd, 2005, 10:04 AM
Is Nike too lazy to spell out "athletic", or does the person who designed Serena's shirt have a lisp?

ZeroSOFInfinity
Sep 22nd, 2005, 10:22 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20050921/capt.xhg10609211022.china_tennis_xhg106.jpg

In a desperate attempt to look more solid, Venus decided to squeeze some of Serena's fat out, but to no avail.