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Helen Lawson
Aug 25th, 2005, 06:16 PM
Helen has this "friend." Let's call her "Pat." And, no, it's not my friend Patricia Neal! I only hang with her at Oscar functions, and there are no Oscar functions in the summer.
Anyway, as you may be aware, Helen is a know-it-all and dispenses advice all over whether people want it or not. Pat wants to know about Atlantis cruises. But I don't know what to tell her, and I can't admit to her that I don't know, and I can't lead her astray either. Any first-hand experiences I can pass along?

Nicjac
Aug 25th, 2005, 06:58 PM
What would you like to know?

I sailed once from the U.S. to Europe - I would never ever do that again, scared me to death. I almost drowned every single day.

And I took the QE II from Southhampton to NYC several years back. Was kind of :yawn: though after I lost all my money in the casino.

Nicjac
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:00 PM
Oops - you mean Atlantis Cruises - can't contribute to that.

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:06 PM
:tape: You have a friend who would be caught dead sluming on a Atlantis...with all the working class average Joes who saved their entire life for the once in a lifetime op? :eek:

Helen Lawson
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:08 PM
:tape: You have a friend who would be caught dead sluming on a Atlantis...with all the working class average Joes who saved their entire life for the once in a lifetime op? :eek:

OK, she's a friend of Carole Ann!

Helen Lawson
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:09 PM
:tape: You have a friend who would be caught dead sluming on a Atlantis...with all the working class average Joes who saved their entire life for the once in a lifetime op? :eek:

It's a ghetto cruise, is that what you're saying?

Sally Struthers
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:12 PM
Tell "Pat" just not to get drunk and go bragging in the casino about how she has $50000 stashed in the cabin or she might find herself "falling" overboard one night and being shark food. :o

Helen Lawson
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:13 PM
Tell "Pat" just not to get drunk and go bragging in the casino about how she ahs $50000 stashed in the cabin or she might find herself "falling" overboard one night and being shark food. :o

I also told her that if terrorists hi-jack the ship to stay away from the old guy in the wheelchair!

Sally Struthers
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:18 PM
Maybe you should rent the movie Boat Trip for Pat's research

Cam'ron Giles
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:29 PM
It's a ghetto cruise, is that what you're saying?

No, just very middle America red state school teacher never left her town on a once in a life time trip taking pictures of everything...;)

Helen Lawson
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:30 PM
No, just very middle America red state school teacher never left her town on a oce in a life time trip taking pictures of everything...;)

That's not the Atlantis I'm talking about. :angel:

Sally Struthers
Aug 25th, 2005, 07:36 PM
No, just very middle America red state school teacher never left her town on a once in a life time trip taking pictures of everything...;)

Sally Googled Atlantis cruises and she's fairly sure that it's definitely a Blue State cruise line. :lol: