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AlexB
Aug 23rd, 2005, 01:51 AM
being im gonna go mon. or tue. (or both depending on if she plays doubles) i need nastya fans to come together and come up with a good lie, er SICKNESS, that i will use....seing im gonna play hookie, might as well have a great story.....be original :lol:

TF Chipmunk
Aug 23rd, 2005, 02:28 AM
Can't you just call in sick that day :shrug: If you come up with anything too out of the ordinary, your boss might get suspicious...

martirogi
Aug 23rd, 2005, 02:43 AM
doubles doesnt start until later in the week anyway.

dont call in and then show up the next day saying you were kidnapped but thank god your parents paid the ransom.

AlexB
Aug 23rd, 2005, 03:18 AM
Can't you just call in sick that day :shrug: If you come up with anything too out of the ordinary, your boss might get suspicious...



my head is starting to hurt already :lol:

Josh810
Aug 23rd, 2005, 08:33 AM
If you're banking on ESPN to show any of her matches, then don't bother.
Otherwise, yeah, come up with something. :lol:

AlexB
Aug 23rd, 2005, 03:38 PM
actually a good excuse would have been good but honesty will work in this case...my excuse is "im gonna watch nastya in the first round og the us open"

Spunky83
Aug 23rd, 2005, 03:41 PM
actually a good excuse would have been good but honesty will work in this case...my excuse is "im gonna watch nastya in the first round og the us open"

"Who´re ya watchin´ at da wat?" would be the question to the question...

angiee3
Aug 23rd, 2005, 07:17 PM
:lol:

meyerpl
Aug 23rd, 2005, 08:22 PM
I suggest that you stage a complete mental break-down at work. This should begin immediately with inattentiveness to hygiene, crying/laughing for no apparent reason, complaints of audio and visual hallucinations and extreme emotional highs and lows. On the last day you report to work before the tournament begins, report naked and babbling incoherently. You'll not only be free to attend the U.S. Open, you may be able to stretch your absence through the Australian Open as well. You'll also solidify your status among other Myskina fans as "fan of the year" and have something to tell your grandchildren someday. If you take my advice, I don't think you can go wrong.

Spunky83
Aug 23rd, 2005, 08:24 PM
Menstrual pain!!!

Works so well, especially with male bosses!

But well...I guess you would have to find something else.

meyerpl
Aug 23rd, 2005, 08:35 PM
Hmmmm. Maybe if Alex complained about menstrual pain his boss wouldn't be inclined to pry into the matter any further. There are some things people just don't want to know.

Spunky83
Aug 23rd, 2005, 09:57 PM
Hmmmm. Maybe if Alex complained about menstrual pain his boss wouldn't be inclined to pry into the matter any further. There are some things people just don't want to know.

Come to think about it...Alex, come on man, that´s your chance!!!

Or try Joey´s (Friends) excuse: Getting "hair transplant" (not the hair on the head).

AlexB
Aug 23rd, 2005, 10:58 PM
Hmmmm. Maybe if Alex complained about menstrual pain his boss wouldn't be inclined to pry into the matter any further. There are some things people just don't want to know.

alex is male so this won't work :lol:
dont worry ill be there and i wont have to lie!!

Spunky83
Aug 23rd, 2005, 11:16 PM
alex is male so this won't work :lol:
dont worry ill be there and i wont have to lie!!

How you gonna do it? Did you say, you´re russian friend´s in town? Anyway, have fun!

Daniel
Aug 23rd, 2005, 11:48 PM
:lol: @ menstrual pain

AlexB
Aug 24th, 2005, 12:17 AM
How you gonna do it? Did you say, you´re russian friend´s in town? Anyway, have fun!



im gonna tell the truth "ive got the worst headache ever" :lol:
all kidding aside, im gonna say im taking off for tennis...it will be fine

Spunky83
Aug 24th, 2005, 11:30 AM
im gonna tell the truth "ive got the worst headache ever" :lol:
all kidding aside, im gonna say im taking off for tennis...it will be fine

What do you do for a living in order to get off work by using that excuse?!?

meyerpl
Aug 24th, 2005, 01:54 PM
I still think you should go with the mental break-down.

Spunky83
Aug 24th, 2005, 02:46 PM
I still think you should go with the mental break-down.

But Alex really needs to act very well if he wants to accomplish that...Hey, I got: Migraine! You can´t prove having a migraine!!!

Mental breakdown & Migraine...both hurt but both are not medically detectable;)

meyerpl
Aug 24th, 2005, 03:20 PM
You want something that can take you all the way through the finals, just in case. How about gender reassignment surgery?

AlexB
Aug 24th, 2005, 04:30 PM
What do you do for a living in order to get off work by using that excuse?!?


i dont do enough at work :lol: thats why i can get away with it nobody wil miss me