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Miranda
Oct 18th, 2001, 09:16 AM
hello my dear sister <IMG SRC="smilies/wavey.gif" border="0">

Happy that you have registered and hoping to see you soon. I do miss our legendary thread "I watch tennis because Martina plays tennis" <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">.

Flowers for you (copied from dad, hehehe)
http://static.bluemountain.com/image.bluemountain.com/img/t/tulips1cp.jpg

And kisses for you as well: <IMG SRC="smilies/kiss.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/kiss.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/kiss.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 19th, 2001, 10:07 AM
you naughty F.P, don't pretend to be a shy lady and hide, come out! Everyone knows you are not <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

La, I offer you some bon bon and snape soup and so come out soon or I kick your butt and take away your guga poster <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 20th, 2001, 05:28 AM
even in the old message board, f.p. doesn't go to the non-tennis forum.....she must be lost!!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/talk.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 22nd, 2001, 07:40 AM
F.P is not lost, she is forced by you to be a table dancer for dad in his second newly opend night club in Holland, wow, dad is doing very well now and is rich <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> because you threatened her by taking away all her guga dolls and posters <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> and so she has no time to read my thread <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> Release my sister immediately or I cut you into pieces <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0">

Be quick, I need her comfort coz my old Sampras cannot get to the year end championship for the 1st time in 11 years, waaa, my poor Sam <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">

[ October 22, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]

jomar
Oct 22nd, 2001, 08:13 AM
this thread is ON FIRE!!!! Gotta get some fire extinguishers first. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

hey, it's all because of BRIDGITTE WILSON-SAMPRAS!!!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> Pete has to spend more time with his wife than on the tennis court. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> He has achieved so much already, thus it's time for him to achieve a happy family life. <IMG SRC="smilies/angel.gif" border="0"> go produce more babies Pete!!!*lol***

Miranda
Oct 22nd, 2001, 08:31 AM
well, Bridgette is unlucky for him, I prefer him to be with that beautiful actress (forgot the name, acted in one of Steven Martin's film as daughter who is going to marry), she bought good luck to Sam! and some people said Bridgette had once acted in a yellow film <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> I am conservative, Pete should marry a real elegant lady <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0">

He should not retire and should win 2 more slams to complete a beautiful number, 13 is not lucky <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> and not very secure, your Safin may break his records! And so work harder, Sam!!!

Give me ice water, I am ON FIRE <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 22nd, 2001, 08:33 AM
and hey another thing, I have poor knowledge, can you tell me why so many countries interested in Afahan liked Soviet Union in 80s? Is it because it has lots of oil? <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 22nd, 2001, 08:58 AM
sorry but Pete has already achieved his 14th grandslam and that's BRIDGETTE. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0"> who sez she acted on yellow film....errrrmmm...maybe this is the reason why Pete looks tired on the tennis court nowadays.hehehe...go Pete produce 14 babies to break your record. <IMG SRC="smilies/bounce.gif" border="0">

I have no idea what happened during the COLD WAR, i was too young then and not paid much attention to this kind of things and I hate history.*LOL*** so there, I'll just send you to the COLD WAR instead to COOL YOU DOWN. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">

marlin
Oct 22nd, 2001, 09:46 AM
how come F.P. is still not in here?

miranda, pete's other actress girlfriend is kimberly williams. i agree with you that she's better (and much prettier than bridgette!) for him. btw, do you watch hallmark channel? she has a movie there titled "follow the stars home". it's a very nice, touching movie. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:30 AM
this jomar is fool fool <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">. Hey, they said last year the video producer re-produce this film acted by Bridgette when Sampras was about to marry her, poor Sam did not know about this <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">. This film is purely a yellow film and Sampras was embarassed about this but its already too late <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">. 14 babies, don't be think Bridgette is a pig!! No, Pete win your 14 grand slam next year so that jomar will eat his words <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">

Send me to the 80s, wow, thats great, be quick, I will be young again , hurray, hurry, back to my golden yeawr <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

hello marlin <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">. Sorry I don't know about this hallmark channel?? <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"> Well, I still think Bridgette is prettier but Kimberly is sweeter. At least she does not act in a yellow film

<IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/firey.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 22nd, 2001, 10:50 AM
well love is blind and sorry folks but Pete has chosen Bridgette. <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> ...and they will live happily ever after. <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">

marlin, FP is very busy with her studies in Holland. She luckily got a scholarship, so there busy as bee. Hmmm...i love HallMark channel. I use to get it from my sattelite receiver but now it's gone!!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0"> all because of greedy subscription. <IMG SRC="smilies/freaked.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 23rd, 2001, 10:36 AM
hmmm, why you defend Bridgette so much, yes I know, you must be her secret lover, you two want to cheat Pete's money, Pete, come here, kick your unfaithful wife out of your home and kill this bad jomar, he is the producer of your wife's yellow film!!

jomar
Oct 23rd, 2001, 10:44 AM
Bridgitte is richer than Pete because her family owns the WILSON Company. See now why Pete is using a WILSON racquet???? <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

go Bridgitte, make Pete bald.*LOL***j/k <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" />

Miranda
Oct 24th, 2001, 04:06 AM
although I am no smart, don't fool me liked I am a little child <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . You big liar, if Bridgette is rich, why she had to act in that yellow film! She already confessed to Pete that she had no money at the time and so acted in that yellow film <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> .

Pete said he will send a secret killer to klll you in a most unexpected way, so make your last wish and eat your last grilled chicken, well, may be they are going to spray poison into your grilled chicken, don't you dare to eat or not? <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Don't curse him to bald any more <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> I am not in good mood after reading an article saying that he doesn't know how to deal with his downfall and is about to put a curtain on his glittering career <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> waaa, my once invincible Pete is now a poor Pete <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> waaa

Hey, a guess for you. Which insect has 9 lifes liked cat? Last night, I discovered this insect and almost spent 1/4 of the insecticide to kill it but in vain, its still moving!! At last, I have to take off my shoes and knocked it to finish its life, do you know what is this insect <img src="cool.gif" border="0"> . A bon bon for you if you guess the right answer, hehehe.

[ October 23, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

jomar
Oct 24th, 2001, 05:15 AM
Bridgette make such films only for fun and enjoyment. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Pete can regain his lost energy when Brids becomes pregnant. He'll have time to rest on the 6th month. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

That insect must be a CATROACH---->a cockroach with nine lives like a CAT.hehehe...you're an <s>insect</s> CRIMINAL.

<img src="confused.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 24th, 2001, 05:52 AM
oh then this Bridgette is a slut! I am going to ask Pete to kill her as well <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> .

I am sorry, no bon bon for you, its a lizard!! I fear big cockroaches and don't have guts to kill them. But I am not afraid of small ones because I meet them almost every day in my office (I have too much food underneath my seat to attract them <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> ) I MUST kill it because some people said spider/snakes/lizard will find you and take revenge afterwards if you do not kill them! If you kill a snake, their couple will find you because their dead eyes still show their killer's image!

Hahaha, actually I proposed to buy you swiss miss Martina chocolate at Marks and spencer, oh sorry, they are going to be in my belly soon, bye, I am going to bye them <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 24th, 2001, 06:29 AM
Pete can't do that 'coz Bridgitte Wilson owns the racquet company WILSON. Pete's career will be over if he even thinks of killing the beautiful & sexy Bridge. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> the only thing that Bridge wanted about Pete is that he has a LOOONNNGGG ENDURANCE. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

well, i'm not a chocolate-MAN. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Be vigilant 'coz the lizard clan are already planning something for you. The father of that lizard hired a witch lizard and they were able to talk the soul of LIZ (name of the lizard that you killed). Awwww!!!! very scary indeeeeedddd!!!! <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 24th, 2001, 08:03 AM
you never change, stop telling lies <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . Everyone know Pete is rich, just his prize money amounted to US$40 million! Bridgette DOES not won the Wilson company!

Yes, you are not chocolate-MAN but you are the yellowest-man in the world <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> Oh but I have also bought jelly beans, middle east bread, muffin .... wow, very delicious, they will be going into my belly soon <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

I am sorry, the lizard told me that it is an orphan liked me and so no one will threaten my life <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> , hahaha <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 24th, 2001, 08:18 AM
do you think LIZ would be nice to you after what you've done to her????? she revealed everything you did to her like spraying insecticide 1,000,000 times, biting her tail, etc....) Now her family seeks REVENGE for her. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

ok, get fat my sexy sister. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

Miranda
Oct 24th, 2001, 08:33 AM
well, even if LIZ did tell lies, I have already killed ALL her family members some days ago. The black one should be her mother, she lied in the middle of my tea pot and died very quickly when I poured the tea out of the pot, the tea was too HOT <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . Her father was died because he sucked his head into the electrical holes?? (hehehe, sorry poor English).

Yes, I want to be FAT because the war is on, the end of world may be coming so I have to do all the happy thing immediately. Lets eat eat eat <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 24th, 2001, 10:45 AM
well, sorry but you missed LINZ sisters, brothers & cousins. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> they've heard everything and this is like a tribal war thing. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

and I would like to note that you're at war also with yourself.hehehehe....generally, all becomes war freak these days after the audacious attack on 11th of September. Tsk...tsk...tsk.... <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 24th, 2001, 11:03 AM
don't scare me!! my heart cannot stand and may explode after eating all the stuff!! LIZ's clan was eliminated already!

yes many people here become very pessimistic after 11.9, all want to use all their money as soon as possible. Don't you know that because no one dares to take the planes, the tour companies offer very cheap prices! Trip to Taiwan and your country for 4 days only costs about US$130!! Actually I want to visit your country but my friend wants to go to Taiwan because she loves the food there but I have fear for taking planes <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 24th, 2001, 12:01 PM
You forgot one thing, some of LIZ relatives are in Afghanistan. Since you hate planes now, wait for them to bomb you in your bedroom. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> there's no place for you to hide Ms. Lizard killer. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

the best place to go in the Philippines is Boracay Island or Palawan Island. Considered as one of the best beaches in the world. Also, the city where I grew up is Baguio City, it is the coolest place in the Philippines. During summer, it's temperature is around 18 to 24 deg. celsius and "winter" around 7 to 16 deg. celsius. You don't need airconditioning in this city.hehehe

For me, I've become extra vigilant but I fear no one. All countries are the same in the sense that you'll always find that majority are GOOD PEOPLE and there are only a few groups of EVIL PEOPLE. It is actually a fight between good and evil right now, and since majority are good people, then definetely the GOOD ONE would prevail in the end. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

[ October 24, 2001: Message edited by: jomar ]</p>

Miranda
Oct 26th, 2001, 08:54 AM
Don't scare me any more because I really find another small lizard in the dining room on Wednesday night again <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> ! I hate inserts!! I had a nightmare after watching the film "The others" and another horrible film on TV yesterday, be careful, if my heart is going to explode, I won't include you in my will, so be a good boy!!!!

Well, my friend said later she also has fear on planes and so we may just visit China by tour bus. Hey, I have visited your country for 4 days when I was very young, about 10 years ago but to Manila only. The tour site I like most is a long river, very quick stream, we need people to carry us with a small boat. Can you tell me what is this place in English because I always only remember the Chinese translation? Where is the city you live, in Manila?

If I visit your country again, I will go to Cebu (is the spelling correct?). I know that your country is famous for beaches and so I was disappointed when I went there and no beaches were found but later I was told that all the beaches are in Cebu?

You are right, good people are more than bad people, lets hope the good side wins. Seriously, I think its better for you not to go out to street too often. Its much safer if you wear a golden veil, an anti-bullet costume, j/k, be careful but I know that you are very smart and so will be very safe <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <br /> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

jomar
Oct 27th, 2001, 09:12 AM
don't be scared yet 'coz the revenge is only beginning. THE OTHERS are still in Afghanistan. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Jacs is the right person to ask about Manila. I grew up in Baguio City as I've mentioned in my previous post.

You got it right. CEBU and Marlin is the right person to ask 'coz if you see her profile, you'll see she lives and study in Cebu.

Whewwww!!!! So easy to transfer my responsibilities.hehehe...anyway to help you a bit more here's the web site for you to browse on; it has great travel packages in the Philippines and you're offered the best only in this site. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

<a href="http://www.lakbay.net.ph/" target="_blank">http://www.lakbay.net.ph/</a>

<img src="cool.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

[ October 27, 2001: Message edited by: jomar ]</p>

Miranda
Oct 29th, 2001, 06:22 AM
hey you forgot to tell me the English name of that long stream, please tell me coz I need to compile my old photo album.

You are a bad-hearted man <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> and so I will not incllude you in my will and F.P is bad as well, she never comes, I now consider adding Hoon and marlin in my will coz they are much kinder <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Thanks for giving me the site. But in my city, most people goes travelling by joining the tour company because cheaper than go by yourself and they provide everything, hotel, food, tourist guide .... I am lazy and don't want to think about the trnsaport, hotel etc <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Taking a tour is not expensive in our city and thats why I always travelling <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Hey your president went to our city yesterday, she looks very young! If I can look so young at 50, then its perfect!

jomar
Oct 29th, 2001, 07:33 AM
Maybe you're talking about Manila Bay. Unless you post them here, I could confirm it.

the site I've given offers travel packages as well and you could sign up as a group. at least from this site you'll have a great idea, which are the best place to visit. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

She's actually 53. well, i guess her simplicity makes her look younger. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

[ October 29, 2001: Message edited by: jomar ]</p>

Miranda
Oct 29th, 2001, 07:57 AM
sorry, I don't have a web site and so can only e-mailing photo but can't post here and I can't do that coz I was still a teenager at that time and was very ugly with lots of pimples, I can't let you see the photo <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> .

I think you must be correct, we take to take a canoe and all went wet after the journey because there is a small water fall! The guide told us to give some tips to the man who drove us coz its a very dure job for sailing through these fast streams.

Thanks for giving me the guide, if I visit your country again I definitey will go to Cebu first but I doubt any of my friiends will accopamny me coz all hate swimming <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

What does you mean by simplicity?? her brain is simple and doesn't think? <img src="confused.gif" border="0"> Oh, then I process this quality <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

jomar
Oct 29th, 2001, 08:32 AM
if you want Cebu then contact Marlin, she's from that beautiful City. You don't need to swim to enjoy the beach. Just strolling would already satisfy you a lot because of the beauty of the place itself. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

What I meant was she wears simple clothes and make up, thus preserves the youthfulness of her skin. <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 29th, 2001, 08:45 AM
hmmm, why you always shift the responsibilty to marlin <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> coz you fear the naughty Miranda will damage your house and eat all your stuff in the kitchen, j/k, lol.

Hey just the mention of "beaches" make them reluctant to go! They are very troublesome, fear the sunlight may darken their skin <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . Like this year to Thailand, my friend refused to play paracute, diving, swimming ... with me and so I have to sit on the beach for three hours <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . But I love beaches very much, my dream house is near the beaches coz I like watching the sea <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> but is a never fulfilled DREAM only <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Simple clothes make you young <img src="confused.gif" border="0"> Oh then thats why you like to appear naked <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 29th, 2001, 10:45 AM
Marlin is the queen of Cebu, so that explains everything. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

For me, I prefer night swimming but I have no problems during the day. It's both an enjoyable endeavor. Night swimming is a bit romantic IMO. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 30th, 2001, 02:58 AM
marlin is the queen of Cebu?! Oh, then I am going to visit her palace <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> , is the King 90 years old? otherwise why did he marry marlin, j/k, don't be angry, hehehe.

hmm, I agree, swimmiing at night is romantic and comfortable but better in swimming pool because in beaach, may be some ghosts may pull your legs, drown you and you are going to be their "substitutes" (Chinese custome, there is a ghost month in July where they said the door of hell will open and the ghost will go out and find their substitutes!!) and it won't be romantic if your belongings are stolen by the thiefs, hehehe, it happens a lot in my city, many people just wear swimming suits on their way to Police Station <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 30th, 2001, 06:22 AM
wow!!!! Hollywood Horror film directors should make a film in Hongkong on the month of July, so they could save a lot from special effects. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> I'm scared already. <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 30th, 2001, 07:10 AM
hey, our ghost festival is on 14 of July (but according to Chinese's old diary, not exactly on 14 of July), around this time, we need to burn paper stuff to death relatives <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . There really are lots of ghosts stories about 14 of July <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

When I was younger, I feared ghosts to death, i.e. I couldn't sleep a bit in the hotel room when I first visited Thailand because famous of ghosts <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> . I became the clown when my friend wake up the next morning seeing me covered my entire head with the blanket <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> and shaking, hehehe but when I got older, I can sleep a bit coz too tired, the youth was gone, no more engery <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 30th, 2001, 07:16 AM
LOL now the ghosts has lost their patience with you because they couldn't wake up a super tired miranda. I guess their ghostly job would be over now.hehehehe....poor ghosts. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Miranda
Oct 30th, 2001, 08:09 AM
I suddenly remember a funny story happened at the last night of my stay in your country. I went to bed already and fell asleep for the first time since I arrived there!! But my friend was still watching magazines. Suddenly she pushed me in great force, I was very angry because just fell asleep! I said whats the matter!! She said the ghosts had arrived because all the hangers inside the wardrode fell to the ground and the bed was shaking! AFter that, all the light in our room turned off, waaaa, we were very scared and embraced together, a few seconds later, my friend decided to call the receiption, we were told that there was a earthquake but still we were too afraid to sleep and we watched the sunrise instead <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> and so I think I have only slept for about 2 hours in three nights in your country, am I super woman <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 30th, 2001, 10:09 AM
LOL indeed you're a SUPER <s>scared</s> woman!!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> why don't you hire some ghost busters when travelling to Thailand or during July 14th???? <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Oct 30th, 2001, 10:19 AM
I don't afriad of ghosts too much now coz I now realise that ghosts won't harm a good person liked me <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . I am SUPER busy now <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . C ya <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

jomar
Oct 30th, 2001, 10:29 AM
ok...keep busy....'coz I've send this lady to watch over you. just make friends with her so she'll protect you. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

http://us.greet1.yimg.com/greetings.yahoo.com/g/img/claudiab/hal_01.gif

Miranda
Oct 31st, 2001, 02:46 AM
waaa, you bad hearted man, send this terrible looking woman to SCARE me <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> Its useless, I am very strong now because I need to face another more terrible and dangerous person almost every day and this strengthen my courage and that person is - the bad jomar <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

But one of my dream is to fly in the sky, I have made this kind of dreams many times and its extremely comfortable to fly in the sky, I still cherish this feeling when I wake up <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Oct 31st, 2001, 11:04 AM
I just realized your a vampire at night Miranda!!!! <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> how many virgin men's heart have you eaten already?????

hey, i'm not scared about ya 'coz you only love virgin guys. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

what's happening to your Goran, he was serving for match in the final set but he just fell apart!!! <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> maybe you visited him last night. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: jomar ]</p>

Miranda
Nov 1st, 2001, 08:07 AM
you are fool fool, vampire only bite people's necks and drinks their blood! Not eat their hearts, its too disgusting <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> .

Goran's defeat was caused by you, remember? you cursed him by asking him to clean the sh.i.t in hell together with you <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . Also he said he read the Playold woman magazine with you on cover the night before, he vomit after reading your terrible photo and so he has little engery to play and on match point, your terrible photo came to his mind again, he screamed and could not put his serve in <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . You bad man <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> Give me back my GOOD Goran <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

[ November 01, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

Miranda
Nov 2nd, 2001, 03:33 AM
I am sending this animal to accompany you so that you won't be boring and lonely during your weekend <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Be happy and enjoy <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <br />http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/edoom/Wizard.gif

[ November 02, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

jomar
Nov 3rd, 2001, 06:53 AM
still busy.......... <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> ...be patient jomar..... <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Miranda
Nov 5th, 2001, 03:00 AM
I am tired of your telling lies all the time <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . Everyone knows that you are not busy at work AT ALL!

Are you busy playing with the animal I sent you <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> ? ummm, jomar is busy trying to escape from the attack of that animal, his pat pat alreaddy got one bite <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Well, we have to wait for a few more hours and if jomar does not come here, that means we have to say goodbye to him. Who know what kind of flowers he likes <img src="confused.gif" border="0"> Well, white roses are not bad, I am going to send you white roses and white water lily, waaa, goodbye, poor jomar <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Miranda
Nov 5th, 2001, 03:30 AM
and hey, one question to ask, will the bottom part of your foot and your ankles feel painful after playing tennis? In these few weeks, mine are paintful because of running too much, waa, I am old now, I am as useless as an old woman <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> . Now I understand why Monica got so many injuries <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Hey, I will try to line up a few weeks later for the junior class of tennis provided by the government but only 18 people are allowed, so I don't know if I can get in <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[ November 04, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

jomar
Nov 5th, 2001, 04:34 AM
before playing it's important to do a lot of stretching to avoid those muscle pains. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

with your perseverance, you could surely get in. Jaz do it Miranda!!!!!! <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

Martian KC
Nov 5th, 2001, 04:47 AM
OMG! <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> I did not see you guys around before! <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> Allo everyone!!! <img src="graemlins/wavey.gif" border="0" alt="[Wavey]" /> Miranda <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> (naughty girl), FP!! <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" /> , and Jorin <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> !!!!!

Miranda
Nov 5th, 2001, 04:51 AM
wow, still alive <img src="confused.gif" border="0"> what a surprise, I am sending you another animal to play with you, she is very cute http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/ups/smarty/piggy.gif <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> .

Really <img src="confused.gif" border="0"> , a lot of warm up, then its very troblesome <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

Hey, its not depend on your ability, its on a first come first served basis, there are many centres for registration and so even if you go for registration early, its still uncertain whether you can get in coz there may be people in other centres wanting to join as well <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

Well, my friends told me to do less exercises to avoid injuries and so I have to eat less otherwise liked a fat big.

Bye out for lunch, what can I eat to keep slim? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[ November 05, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

Martian KC
Nov 5th, 2001, 04:53 AM
Water! <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 5th, 2001, 04:53 AM
hello The Pea <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> . What is your user name in the old board, do I know you?

Martian KC
Nov 5th, 2001, 04:55 AM
Oh Miranda!!!! <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> Guess!!! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 5th, 2001, 06:17 AM
oh my god! Its my original mum KingCing <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> . Sorry dad has married two more step mothers since you left so I could not remember you immediately <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . Now please let me know who actually is my father <img src="confused.gif" border="0"> You know I am so smart, I couldn't get a stupid dad as jorinjr <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Sorry besides water, I have also eaten beef + woo ton noodles + mushroom, water is not enough to feed my big tummy <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

[ November 05, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

jomar
Nov 5th, 2001, 08:37 AM
LMAO@you guys.

hey, you can only drink water, you can't eat water! <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

my turn for lunch.hehehee

Miranda
Nov 5th, 2001, 08:53 AM
just drink water, you want me to die? <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . I think I have to get rid of those snacks and eat main meal only, I love eating and eat a lot, I always feel hungry <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

jomar's lunch is: a steak in the shape of a heart prepared by his original wife KingCing alias The Pea <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> together with a glass of red wine which is inside a cup in the shape of a heart as well, wow, very romantic <img src="graemlins/hearts.gif" border="0" alt="[Hearts]" /> . After that, they are going to watch the film "My wife is back" <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Sister F.P, where are you????? Our family is finally completed, come out!!!!

<img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

jomar
Nov 5th, 2001, 12:00 PM
if want you to die, i should have suggested poison.*LOL*** what i meant was you can't eat water. <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Mrs. KC only served me her sweet grean "PEAS"....UMMMM....delicious but I'm still hungry. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" />

Martian KC
Nov 5th, 2001, 02:18 PM
LOL! Whoohoo, Miranda got me right! <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <br />You can eat water!!! <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <br />Peas are very good for your body! Now EAT JORIN! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 6th, 2001, 02:34 AM
KingCing, how could you just serve peas to dad, you know its not enough to feed his 50 inches dummy <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . Ok, good daughter gives you more to eat http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/otn/ez/ezpi_elephant.gif http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/sleepy/cowsleep.gif. <br />Welll actually I am worrying of my fat body, I cannot do too much exercises because of my painful foot but I love eating very much and Winter is about to come, that means you are going to feel hungry more easily, waaa <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 6th, 2001, 05:05 AM
the elephant & the pig has eaten all those peas. <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> I have no choice but to eat the two of them alive. <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

being overweight contributes to foot pain, so better watch out your food intake. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Miranda
Nov 6th, 2001, 06:50 AM
hey, this is cow, not pig! they taste good right ?

hey seriously, I haven't got too much fat, mainly muscles but my bones are very thick (in Chinese, double bones??) thus contributing to my heavy weight, even when I was at my thinest, waist mesured 24 inches, I got 115 pounds and so now I have no courage to tell you how much I weighed <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> . Hey then fat people cannot do exercises?!

Its not fair, I could consume two pounds of icecream in one day when I was 12 but now ..... Why am I so big ?? <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

Miranda
Nov 6th, 2001, 07:42 AM
snacks for the busy as bee jomar who is about to fall asleep <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <br />http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/cwm/3dlil/lurk.gifhttp://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/cwm/3dlil/sleep.gif

jomar
Nov 6th, 2001, 07:58 AM
it looked like a snoring pig.*lol*

115 pounds???? you must be underweight IMO. <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

oh...thanx for the snacks.......i need more energy 'coz I'd be busy again tonight....it's almost lunch time and I'm still a busy body. <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 6th, 2001, 08:31 AM
oh thanks a lot <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> . Now of course I am not 115, this was my weight of 5 years ago <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> . But really I am overweight, my friend who is one inch taller than me 5"7 only weighs 110 and my sister only weights 100, she always said I am a fat pig <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Keep busy: good for health, good figure, good promotion right <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> Your boss is going to treat you big dinner with crabs <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Miranda
Nov 6th, 2001, 08:43 AM
More food for you, your favourite noodles, hehehe <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> You gonna be a superman after eating these, very powerful and more jobs to follow <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/kao/otn/pnoodles.gif<br />[

[ November 06, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

Miranda
Nov 6th, 2001, 10:08 AM
bye bye busy bee, don't work too hard <img src="graemlins/wavey.gif" border="0" alt="[Wavey]" />

jomar
Nov 6th, 2001, 10:36 AM
http://us.greet1.yimg.com/greetings.yahoo.com/g/img/am/2021315/graphic1.gif<font color=pink>

Martian KC
Nov 6th, 2001, 08:37 PM
LMAO!!! Cow...pig...same thing. <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 7th, 2001, 03:30 AM
don't worry, I am on my way to save you <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <br />http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/kao/chika/chirol_umi1.gif

The Pea, cow is different from pig, pig is lazy animals liked you and cow is hardworking liked me <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 7th, 2001, 03:35 AM
Cows produce healthy milk like you too. <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 7th, 2001, 04:15 AM
at least I produce milk unlike you producing snores, grunts and sh.i.t. hahaha <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 7th, 2001, 04:16 AM
LMAO@you too. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Give me that millkkkk....for stronger bones. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" />

Miranda
Nov 7th, 2001, 04:29 AM
just ask him, he is going to give you whatever you want provided you are a good boy <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <br />http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/kao/chika/chi_xmas3.gif

[ November 06, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

jomar
Nov 7th, 2001, 05:28 AM
thank you Santa <s>claus</s> miranda. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> you look a sexy santa claus in that outfit. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Hoon
Nov 7th, 2001, 05:46 AM
I can't see FP here <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 7th, 2001, 06:09 AM
oh thank you jomar, but this is not me <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . I am fat but not as fat as Santa, wow how time passes, Christmas is coming and some shops liked Marks & Spencer already showed the Christmas decorations and unfortunabley I could not resist the charms of cholocate and buy another pack <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Yes Hoon, this bad F.P is bad, still not coming out, I am going to knock her head with a rice bowl and kick her butt <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 7th, 2001, 07:00 AM
yesterday, i've seen FP at GM forum but is already gone when I tried to contact her. even from the sanex board, f.p. only stays at the GM forum. miranda, you need to get her attention at the GM forum i guess. <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 7th, 2001, 09:36 AM
thanks I have created a thread in general message to attract F.P's attention and if she still does not come, I will kill her <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

this is really a difficult year, besides the chocolate, I noticed that M&S already pre-sale some of its items, the economy is really in a fall <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> but I have my eyes on a new coat, its 25% off, I will buy it when its 60% off, see how smart I am <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

jomar
Nov 7th, 2001, 11:01 AM
well, great idea. you can use that when travelling to Korea on winter season. let snow, let snow, let snow. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 8th, 2001, 08:06 AM
that coat is not for snow, for snow, you better wear those coats made of swan feathers, super warm, not expensive here in my city, my friend bought one for visiting Harbin in Winter which is -40 degree cesius!! She needs to wear 4 trousers to keep warm but still cold liked hell <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> You must buy one if you want to visit Hoon since you fear coldness so much <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 9th, 2001, 04:30 AM
OMG! Who is shitting in here?!?!?!?! <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="confused.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

Miranda
Nov 9th, 2001, 04:31 AM
this is your companion for weekend this time, jomar, you deserve better after working so hard this week, hehehe <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <br />http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ruinkai/biggrinangelA.gif

and this is for F.P, still not come in <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/sarge/Axe_anim.gif

[ November 08, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

Miranda
Nov 9th, 2001, 04:35 AM
wow, three pages <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

F.P come here and make it the longest ever, even longer than your "I watch tennis ..." thread if the WTA board will be work again <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 9th, 2001, 04:35 AM
Miranda needs therapy. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> She spends all day making evil graemlins! <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 9th, 2001, 04:39 AM
And The Pea needs a good whip at her ass for her poor cooking skill, only know to cook peas <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> We want sour pork chop, chicken salad, steamed shrimps and crabs, dim sim ... <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" /> <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" />

Martian KC
Nov 9th, 2001, 04:49 AM
<img src="redface.gif" border="0"> No more money for you! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 9th, 2001, 04:53 AM
waaaa, no please coz no money = no Miranda = die, ok, we continue to eat your terrible peas <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

Martian KC
Nov 9th, 2001, 04:55 AM
Peas good for you!!!!!! <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 9th, 2001, 04:57 AM
its good for health but not enough to feed my gigantic tummy, bye out for lunch now, I have enough of your peas, I am going to eat chicken rings and egg noodles, pearl tea (Taiwan drink, with little "balls" made of flours), egg rools, soya bean ..... wow, delicious <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/wavey.gif" border="0" alt="[Wavey]" />

jomar
Nov 10th, 2001, 04:22 AM
LMAO both of you are star-crossed. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Peas be with you guys and peas still be with me and for f.p. wherever you are, you are there!!!! <img src="graemlins/wavey.gif" border="0" alt="[Wavey]" />

Miranda
Nov 10th, 2001, 05:18 AM
what is star-crossed?

jomar
Nov 10th, 2001, 10:58 AM
like soul mates. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

gotta go back to my no.1 love at the moment---->>>my job. <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 10th, 2001, 01:16 PM
Oh please, like you love your job! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Oh no, Miranda will kill me if we were soulmates. <img src="confused.gif" border="0"> lol

jomar
Nov 11th, 2001, 11:45 AM
if that happens, miranda would be your potential ghost mate. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 11th, 2001, 01:56 PM
<img src="confused.gif" border="0"> No I would be going up <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> but I don't know about miranda. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 12th, 2001, 04:19 AM
You are my soul-devil <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> Of course I will be going up, can't you remember that I am Saint Miranda <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> , The Pea and jomar, of course, will be going to hell for the uncounted crimes done by them, ill-treated their daughters, posed in Playold woman, buying extravagant stuff as Versace evening gown ..... <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 12th, 2001, 04:22 AM
OMG! I was framed by.....................................Miranda!!!! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 12th, 2001, 05:29 AM
now I'm made to choose between two who is lesser evil. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

i'm getting good karma, still loaded with too many tasks. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

i jaz can't bear to see the Pea dominating this NT thread again. I could see all his name all over the NT threads. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 12th, 2001, 06:40 AM
no need to choose, I am Saint Miranda, of course I am not DEVIL at all! Be careful of your mouth, otherwise Saint Miranda is going to report to God and punhish you <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

what is Karma <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 12th, 2001, 07:57 AM
karma---->>>>it's like when you do good things you'll get good things in return (good karma) or if you do bad things, you'll get bad things in return (bad karma). <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 12th, 2001, 08:02 AM
then of course I am going to get good karma and you and The Pea bad karma <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />

jomar
Nov 12th, 2001, 11:23 AM
ok....i got also the 100th post in here....wow!!!!good karma for me. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

Martian KC
Nov 12th, 2001, 02:08 PM
OMG! Greedy Jorin!*slap*

Miranda
Nov 13th, 2001, 03:39 AM
Besides a big slap, Miranda gives the greedy jomar a tortune, tiding him liked a crab, cover his mouth with a handkichief so that he can't eat anyting .... and eating a big crab, a grilled chicken in front of him, hahaha <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />

jomar
Nov 13th, 2001, 05:31 AM
great move miranda & pea, I'm on a diet right now. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

hope miranda's waist becomes 54 for eating so much. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Miranda
Nov 13th, 2001, 06:20 AM
who said me to eat <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . I tied up The Pea and sucked the crab and grilled chiken into his mouth and commanded him to swallow immediately without chewing, The Pea's wrist line is going to measure 60 inches, hahaah <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 13th, 2001, 06:43 AM
wow!!! the Pea's got a 60 inches wrist. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> he could only wish that his "weapon" could have been that size. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 13th, 2001, 06:57 AM
oh, admin people, come here immediately, someone is saying yellow things not suitable for the teenagers here,, come here, banned him <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 13th, 2001, 07:01 AM
i said weapon, what's yellow about weapon???? the taliban and northern alliance have got weapons, so what yellow about that???? <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 13th, 2001, 08:21 AM
admin people, besides saying yellow things, this jomar is looking down on your wisdom, everyone knows what he is hintinig, weapon = <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <font size = 1> Let me tell you, jomar got a plastic weapon </font>

1, 2, 3, run ........ <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

Martian KC
Nov 13th, 2001, 05:46 PM
OMG! What are you saying about my weapon?!?!?! <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 14th, 2001, 03:08 AM
well, The Pea, your biggest weapon of course is your never ending talking mouth and your terrihble peas, just treat your enemies with peas, they are going to vomit and die afterwards <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 14th, 2001, 03:10 AM
Would you like some peas, Miranda? <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 14th, 2001, 03:17 AM
no use for me, as I eat these terrible peas every day, I got "protected", these peas are harmless to me <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> .

Cook more peas for Mrs Tee and Mrs Jorin, the women fight for jomar with you instead <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 14th, 2001, 04:17 AM
Pfff.....no protection from my peas!!! <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 14th, 2001, 04:56 AM
it appears that your mouth is a better weapon than your peas of weapon. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

it's not plastic, mine is rubber. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 14th, 2001, 04:58 AM
<img src="redface.gif" border="0"> OMG! Did you cut it off or something? <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 14th, 2001, 05:24 AM
the original is on loan right now due to public demand. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> ***LOL***

Miranda
Nov 14th, 2001, 07:37 AM
stop lying, who wants your rubber weapon ; <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> kids <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 14th, 2001, 08:07 AM
lying on bed is my best recreational activity. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 14th, 2001, 08:20 AM
and thats why your wrist line measures to 56 inches, just add 4 more inches, you are going to meet KingCing, what a perfect couple <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 14th, 2001, 09:27 AM
i'll jaz gonna rest my full stomach. I've just eaten a horse. burrrrpppp...sorry for that.... <img src="graemlins/lick.gif" border="0" alt="[Lick]" />

btw, check the refrigerator 'coz I've left the horse's foot for your dinner tonight. <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> see I'm getting kind to ya. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

[ November 14, 2001: Message edited by: jomar ]</p>

Miranda
Nov 14th, 2001, 09:49 AM
oh people, come quick, here is a pregnanted man, wow, so big a tummy, F.P come back our father is going to be recorded in Grinness World Record, the first pregnant man <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> , twin brothers are coming, wow <img src="graemlins/hearts.gif" border="0" alt="[Hearts]" />

Oh Hoon and The Pea, see how kind is jomar, he left these beautiful horse legs for you two, while I am going to eat Thailand buffet, wow, spicy crabs and shrimps, salad, suzi .... <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" /> <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" />

jomar
Nov 14th, 2001, 09:56 AM
those horse's foot are only meant for you....look at it closely 'coz your name is engraved on them. don't try to reject these ones 'coz it would automatically kick your butt if try to do so. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

i've already digest the horse, thus I look as trim as ever. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

[ November 14, 2001: Message edited by: jomar ]</p>

Martian KC
Nov 14th, 2001, 02:03 PM
LOL@you guys!! I am not fat!!! <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 15th, 2001, 02:55 AM
only fat people would say that they are not fat, no more denial, do admit it beautifully, you are as fat as an elephant <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> but with a strange breast which measures only 29 inches <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 15th, 2001, 02:59 AM
How do you know about it, Miranda? <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 15th, 2001, 03:38 AM
of course I know coz you are my mother, the same also applies to jomar and F.P, hahaha <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 15th, 2001, 03:40 AM
I remember feeding you alot of food. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 15th, 2001, 03:53 AM
oh poor mum, thats why your breasts are dry and small but its not true, its F.P who drunk the most of your milk, see how fat she is <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 15th, 2001, 03:55 AM
I don't see her anywhere. <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 15th, 2001, 03:57 AM
according to jomar, F.P has been chosen as the 9 wife of Osama Laden, so she is now residing in a cave, see, such a poor queen <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> But don't worry, your milk gives her strengh and engery and with her fat tissues, she can live without eating anything for 1 month <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 15th, 2001, 02:37 PM
LOL, she's all stinky then? <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 16th, 2001, 02:11 AM
yes of course, living in a cafe <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> , no bathing for two months, surrounded by mosquitos, snakes, spiders, cockroaches, poor F.P <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> , why she is foolish enough to choose Osama instead of Dicarpio <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Sister, its still not too late to come back, our warming home together with mum's "delicious" peas are waiting for you <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 16th, 2001, 02:47 AM
LOL, she's trapped inside. <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 16th, 2001, 03:06 AM
may be our sister is kind enough to sacrifice herself to marry Osama, she wants to kill this tyren when he is sleeping, she is still waiting for the chances cos Osama sleeps under a golden coffin <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . ummm, but our sister is not that kind, I think her main purpose to marry Osama is - MONEY <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Hey, greedy sister, don't take away all the money, leave us some <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 16th, 2001, 03:09 AM
LMAO! I see her plan now. Marry him for money, then steal his money. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> Go FP!!!

Miranda
Nov 16th, 2001, 03:14 AM
just liked what you done against jorinjr <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> , now after spending all the monies you took away from him, go back to his lovers' arms, shameless The Pea <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Yes of course, having such a bad mother as example, her daugther F.P is also the same <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 16th, 2001, 03:16 AM
Maybe it was bad influence from bad sister! <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 16th, 2001, 03:27 AM
hey, you went away from home first and made us all heart-broken, and so F.P. copied your way of cheating men, shamless mum <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 17th, 2001, 02:08 AM
umm, is my bad mum run away again <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> , she is not here today <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 17th, 2001, 02:13 AM
Hmmm....I am still here. <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />

Miranda
Nov 17th, 2001, 02:16 AM
what a disappointment <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> I wish to get rid of her peas <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 17th, 2001, 04:20 AM
LMAO@you guys.

I guess miranda has consumed the horse feet already, she has become smarter and more talkative.***LOL***j/k....see, i have good purpose in feeding you with these horse feet? next time, i'll leave you with a lizard tail to make your waistline trimmer. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 17th, 2001, 04:43 AM
its The Pea and Hoon who ate the horse legs and not me <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . I already am smart, you people can never beat me in arguing and trick department, I am the queen, hehehe <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 17th, 2001, 04:59 AM
i agree you're the KABUL QUEEN!!!!!!!

Martian KC
Nov 17th, 2001, 02:03 PM
LOL@Kabul Queen!!!! Goran is King? <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 18th, 2001, 05:11 AM
since Miranda hates Lleyton so much (dunno why???), Lleyton would be her Kabul King (he's not the king of tennis right now for nothing).

Goran belongs to another tribe and the Northern Alliance wouldn't approve that. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

since grosjean lost, miranda would get lleyton as her prize, the king & queen of kabul!!!!! Long live your royalty!!!!! <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

Martian KC
Nov 18th, 2001, 03:21 PM
LOL, congrats Miranda! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 02:48 AM
you aging jomar, forgot again that the queen of KABUL is your another daughter F.P!!!! I am the queen of Goran <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> , hehehe.

hey, I dislike Hewitt coz he is arrogant, annoying and always screaming and holding his fists in front of his opponents just by winning a point! Also, he looks liked a horse <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> . He is too young for me, let marlin be his queen, long live the queen of Hewitt - Ms Marlin from Cebu <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 19th, 2001, 03:07 AM
LOL, I see Miranda wants to fight marlin to be the queen of Lleyton's <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 03:25 AM
No more jokes on Hewitt, I hate him <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> Miranda kicking Hewitt amnd send him on the way of Cebu - Miss Marlins' home <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 19th, 2001, 03:30 AM
Sorry Miranda, marlin has Goran with her already...I guess yu keep Lleyton. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 03:43 AM
you foolish The Pea, Goran is with me, I am cooking a delicious lunch for him, steak and french fries, you want to eat? Sorry, you are too bad, I have not cooked your share. marlin only likes young guys like Hewitt <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . She is cooking horse legs for Hewitt to suit his horse like face, lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 19th, 2001, 03:45 AM
Oh that's right. Goran is old and dried up. <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> Just kidding, Miranda! <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" /> When are we eating for Thanksgiving? <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 03:53 AM
yes I know you were referring to yourself, your breasts are old and dry, hahaha <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> .

What?? We do not have a thanksgiving holiday here <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

If you want to eat, I am going to cook you horse legs to supplement your short legs, hahaha <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 19th, 2001, 04:02 AM
Hhhmmmm...my favorite! <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />

What...do I have to convert you? <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 19th, 2001, 04:07 AM
F.P. is the former Kabul Queen, currently you took her place for going to Afghanistan. FP is the Runaway & Hide and Seek Queen with Osama. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

as for thanksgiving dinner, thanks but no thanks, I don't wanna be food poisoned by miranda.*LOL*

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 04:08 AM
oh your favourite is horse legs, then I cook you peg legs instead <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> , they suit you very much <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 04:15 AM
shut up and stop telling lies you bad jomar, who would be silly enough to be queen of Kabul, living in cave instead of palace, eating mosquitos instead of eating steak, Miranda is so smart <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

I am eating steak with Goran, are you jealous <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> ?

jomar
Nov 19th, 2001, 04:23 AM
For your information, Kabul is now getting back to its normal life, cinemas open, women being able to show their face in public, so see now you can flaunt your versace swim suits. It's your destiny to be queen of kabul and Goran gave you that destiny (remember the round trip ticket he gave you --HONGKONG-KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-HONGKONG). Fortunately, your stuck in Kabul coz you are the chosen one. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Stop dreaming about Goran 'coz right now, he's got 3 blonde ladies on his bed. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 04:32 AM
I know the Talebin is on the way to defeat but who can guarantee if the new government will not rule the people liked the Talebin when they gain the power? Poor people <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" />

How could you know? Yes Goran likes to put three blonde Barbies onto his bed when he sleeps, he likes dolls, he also put a furry dog doll onto his bead also. He is such a cute little boy <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> . I love Goran <img src="graemlins/hearts.gif" border="0" alt="[Hearts]" /> <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />

[ November 18, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

jomar
Nov 19th, 2001, 04:38 AM
indeed Goran is becoming a baby, he's losing his hair like a baby. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

we could only hope for the best for the Afgan people; you can see the joy in their faces after the northern alliance took over kabul city. that alone is a great start IMO. anyway, with your reign as the Queen of Kabul, i know things would be fruitful in Afganistan. long live queen miranda and let your king hewitt stop playing tennis 'coz there's a lot of things to be done in your country. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

gotta work now...enough slacking for me.hehehe

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 04:45 AM
you bad hearted jealous man, Goran still has lots of hairs, you must be blind, he has just cutted his hairs after Wimbledon and so is short, not LOST!! Stop cursing him + Monica + Sampras, I prefer you to curse me! Be careful, don't curse them, or I cut you into pieces and mail to you the "white" powders <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

Well, lets hope the best for these people, I feel really sorry for them especially the small children, they are innocent <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" />

Enough slacking for you, wow 800 posts <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 19th, 2001, 07:04 AM
i will never curse Monica for sure, she's the nicest tennis player out there. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

our LAN admin just changed my old PC with a new & faster PC. they think that I deserve a better PC because i'm a very hard working employee. <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 07:29 AM
Goran and Sampras are also nice, they do a lot of charity work too, so you cursed them just because you are jealous of their good looks and achievements <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . And do look carefully, only Sampras lost some hairs, Goran still got many <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> .

Wow, this slacking and posting all the time Mr jomar already is the most hardworking employee of the firm? <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> Then what do the other employees do? Sleeping and doing aerobics <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> This jomar always pretendnig that he is busy by typing and attaching photos in the message board all the time so his foolish boss mistook that he is working, what a lucky jomar

<img src="mad.gif" border="0"> <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 19th, 2001, 07:32 AM
some guys like me have all the luck, some girls like miranda have all the pain. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

goran & pete are nice. <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 07:38 AM
waaaa, seriously, you are right <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> I am always unlucky in the firm coz my boss is the strictest, others bosses are biased towards their secretaries, they arrive at 10:00 a.m. and no one to scold them while I have to arrive punctually at 9:15 a.m. <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . they always take sick leave (of course, not sick) while I have only taken 2 days' sick leave in 3 years and they can scold their boss and I am the revsere, what an unfair world <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

waaa, you hurt my sorrow heart, I am about to cry <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> waaa, you bad people, always bad people rule <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

[ November 19, 2001: Message edited by: Miranda ]</p>

jomar
Nov 19th, 2001, 08:02 AM
those who suffers much always goes to heaven. so suffer more miranda.*LOL**just kidding. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 08:17 AM
thank you I will be going to heaven soon but I feel very sorry for you, The Pea and Hoon coz you will be going to hell, goodbye my dear friends, I already told you to be good but you never listen to me <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 19th, 2001, 09:05 AM
since you are an angel, you'll be required to pray for us when you enter heaven, thus in no time, with your prayers, we will join you just the same. We know you have a very good connection up there. <img src="smile.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 09:14 AM
I am sorry, my dear friend, I am a small-minded black angel <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> . You people bullied me too much and cursed my Goran, so I won't pray for you and also your sins are too deep to forgive, you will be in hell for eternity, bye <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 19th, 2001, 09:17 AM
that's your job as an angel, you'll be praying every second for poor souls like us otherwise you'll be demoted like lucifer.hehehe <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" /> you haven't received the hardest punishment yet from us and you're already complaining! what is this angel miranda. <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 09:39 AM
angels are assigned with different jobs, some are praying and some lucky ones liked me are PLAYING, wa ho, wa ho, don't be jealous, I will be playing and flying around the world and watching the assigned sinners to see whats crimes they have committed, and you are one of them, don't said anything bad to me coz otherwise I am going to add more duties to you in hell, besides cleaning shit, washing dishes .... ummm, what else for jomar to do ... <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

c ya, have to deal with those troublesome crabs, bad boss once said 20, then 15, 12, now ??

<img src="mad.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 19th, 2001, 09:47 AM
LOL, even in heaven, your boss right now is still your BOSS over there. your a very lucky angel indeed. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

now, wow!!! lunch break for me. finally it came!!!!i'm so delighted. <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

Miranda
Nov 19th, 2001, 09:57 AM
if you want to lessen your sins, don't always think of eating, posting those enjoyable things, do more construction things liked helping your ahma to wash the dishes, helping the toilet cleaner to clean the toilet ... <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

ok, enjoy, don't eat too much coz its Winter, easily get fat <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 19th, 2001, 02:14 PM
OMG! I am going to Heaven, not Miranda!!! <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 20th, 2001, 01:55 AM
The Pea is going to "Heave of Peacock" in hell, bye <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 20th, 2001, 02:22 AM
Now if you beg me,I will promote you to live in "Heaven of Bikini" in hell <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> Beg me now <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 20th, 2001, 04:02 AM
where is the Pea today <img src="confused.gif" border="0"> Already gone for acting that yellow film <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" /> <img src="graemlins/drool.gif" border="0" alt="[Drool]" /> Who is the actor? Jack Nicolson? <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 20th, 2001, 04:23 AM
for acting in a yellow film, for sure the Pea is in his own "heaven" by now. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> *lol* <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

Miranda
Nov 20th, 2001, 05:03 AM
yes this Pea is a slut <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="mad.gif" border="0"> hehehe, jomar seems jealous of the Pea be able to act in that film <img src="tongue.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 20th, 2001, 05:07 AM
oh...who's jealous...i'm busy with my slot machine. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 20th, 2001, 05:10 AM
yes you are sad and so trying to forget your sadness by buying things, poor jomar, may be I cut your strings next time if you pay me high <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> , hahaha

oh, then buy me a tennis racket, the Wilson one liked the great Pete <img src="cool.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 20th, 2001, 05:46 AM
your wish is my command. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

here's a wilson racquet with Bridgitte Wilson-Sampras signature on it. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 20th, 2001, 05:52 AM
no no no, I only want Pete the Great's signature and not Bridgitte, she made Pete lost hairs and titles <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

wa, I still have no lunch to eat coz tying <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> I am hungry <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" />

jomar
Nov 20th, 2001, 08:59 AM
it's Bridgitte's or nothing. for beginners like you, ya only deserve bridgitte's racquet first, then if you'll improve, that is IF YOU'll IMPROVE, Pete's wilson racquet will be given to you (this is the racquet when he lost to Llleyton). <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> LOL

Miranda
Nov 20th, 2001, 09:04 AM
you never change, always critise my idol, Sampras is ALWAYS better than Hewitt <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> My white powder mail is on the way to reach you .... say goodbye to The Pea <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 20th, 2001, 11:08 AM
that's so SWIFT, I received your mail, never opened it as per your warning, put it in a bigger envelope and I addressed to Pete Sampras. I stamped it as confidential and only the addressee could open it otherwise it would be sent back to Ms. Miranda, Queen of Kabul, 5666 Afghanistan. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

ok, bye for now. <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 20th, 2001, 02:04 PM
Hey, I haven't died yet! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 21st, 2001, 04:23 AM
LOL, you can't afford to die, you haven't paid your debts YET to us. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Martian KC
Nov 21st, 2001, 04:35 AM
Oh you want another beating? <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 21st, 2001, 04:47 AM
I don't want your beaten eggs. I want a sunny side up. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> do i make myself clear!!!! <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> ...and i want a black coffee...not a white one. <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 21st, 2001, 04:48 AM
Must everything involve race, Jorin? <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 21st, 2001, 04:54 AM
LOL I'd eRACE your mind for thinking like that. <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

bye 4 now buddy. <img src="graemlins/wavey.gif" border="0" alt="[Wavey]" />

Martian KC
Nov 21st, 2001, 04:55 AM
Ta-Ta lazy boy! Maybe I should get you in trouble! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 21st, 2001, 06:52 AM
threats like that should be taken seriously especially that it comes from a Floridian. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 21st, 2001, 07:34 AM
oh, what a lovely couple, people see how they loved each other <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 21st, 2001, 08:01 AM
<img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> As much as Miranda loves Lleyton! <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 21st, 2001, 08:05 AM
may be <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> , sometimes love and hate are mixed together but I definitely won't love Hewitt <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

what is your time now? You need no sleep? You really are the king of posting <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 21st, 2001, 08:11 AM
Not sleepy! <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> Entertain me, Miranda! <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 21st, 2001, 08:14 AM
Miranda sings: The Pea is an old woman, the pea is an old woman, the pea is an old woman, the pea is an old woman ......

zzzz The Pea falls asleep because Miranda sings too well, she falls into a sweet dream where she meets Saint Miranda <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 21st, 2001, 08:21 AM
LMAO don't make her snore.....the zombies might wake up. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 21st, 2001, 08:22 AM
I can't sleep! <img src="mad.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 21st, 2001, 08:30 AM
Miranda slaps the Pea one after another, slap, slap, slap, sleep immediately <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" /> We have enough of your over-posting, lol <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 21st, 2001, 08:35 AM
well, no more posts of this King of Posting <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> emmm, may be he really falls asleep now. La, I am kind this time, I hope you are going to have a sweet dream : playing tennis with the great Miss M miranda <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 21st, 2001, 09:50 AM
I guess you’ve slapped the pea on the butt –it’s his weakness.hehehe…sweet dreams pea. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Martian KC
Nov 21st, 2001, 03:00 PM
Hehe....I woke up 6 hours later. <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 04:28 AM
good for you. i hope you'd grow up to be a green leafy vegetable. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 04:56 AM
Nope, can't grow anymore. <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:19 AM
that's not true, you could still grow sideways. <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:22 AM
Just like you. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:28 AM
LOL I'm as trim as ever. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> i won't allow that but for internet bugs like you, there's 99.99% chance. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:31 AM
Hmmm.....but I have very high metabolism. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:36 AM
that's a great excuse but since you're over using it, you would lose it in the near future....say after 1 day.hehehe <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:37 AM
Than maybe I can catch you up someday. <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:39 AM
that will never happen 'coz I'm the gifted one; you're just a standard fellow.*LOL**

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:41 AM
Ahhh yes....you are from the Taliban! <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:45 AM
LOL right and i only give orders to the Floridians. <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:46 AM
Or you'll kill Shamu?!??! You coldblooded heartless bastards!!! <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" />

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:57 AM
feeling sorry is always done in the end. you're just following orders my boy. <img src="graemlins/angel.gif" border="0" alt="[Angel]" />

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 05:59 AM
Pffff......I'll make Shamu jump on you! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 06:05 AM
what's a shamu jump? is that performed orally or written. Am i in a game contest that i don't know? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 06:07 AM
Shamu is our big gigantic orca killer whale! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 06:48 AM
I have the record of living inside a shamu's belly. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> and thanks for the new terminology, you've increased my knowledge power. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 06:57 AM
Yes, that empty head of yours is very useful to storage info. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 24th, 2001, 08:06 AM
LOL ok take your time coz I still have 2000 gigabytes left. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> NOTE: my PORNOgraphic memory is the priority for you to fill up first. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

[ November 24, 2001: Message edited by: jomar ]</p>

Martian KC
Nov 24th, 2001, 04:23 PM
I really don't wanna fill that part up. <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 25th, 2001, 05:29 AM
no problem, i can always subscribe. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 25th, 2001, 03:30 PM
There are free porn on the net, not like you did not know. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 26th, 2001, 04:20 AM
admin people, come here, be quick, this The Pea and jomar are using this board to convey their love instead of posting relevant things, you should charge them US$10 million, see this overdose of love, so terrible <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 26th, 2001, 04:23 AM
i prefer live action.*LOL*

omg, the board of censor directress is back, the famous Ms. Miranda. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 26th, 2001, 04:27 AM
Pfff....Miranda should censor her own mouth! <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Jorin, there are live shows these days. <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> Not that I would know. <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 26th, 2001, 04:37 AM
I know....it's just one of my sidelines(other jobs). <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> LOL

Martian KC
Nov 26th, 2001, 04:39 AM
<img src="eek.gif" border="0"> LOL! I wonder what you do solo.lol

jomar
Nov 26th, 2001, 04:44 AM
i prefer with partner always. i could do solo only when i'm in a desert. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 26th, 2001, 04:50 AM
How many partners?lol <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 26th, 2001, 04:50 AM
OMG, what a yellow couple, admin people, come here, see how this bad jomar and The Pea has turned the board into their own bed, come here, be quick, they are about to take off their clothes, stop them <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="redface.gif" border="0"> <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

jomar
Nov 26th, 2001, 06:14 AM
ohhhh....miranda is watching the live action again...

two is more than enough for me, just can't satisfy everybody. <img src="eek.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 26th, 2001, 06:44 AM
Miranda crying, shameful of having this bad and yellow parents <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . waaaa, FP., where are you, I want a normal family member <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . I have enough of this bad parents <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <br />http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/kao/otn/ptamaen.gif

jomar
Nov 26th, 2001, 07:43 AM
we're famous performers, you should be proud. <img src="cool.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 26th, 2001, 08:08 AM
shameless jomar, your body is from your parents and you sell it and show it to the world and use this to earn money, I am going to tell your mother about this <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> <img src="frown.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 26th, 2001, 08:22 AM
wow, 7 pages, I am the double winner today !!! <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" /> <img src="graemlins/bounce.gif" border="0" alt="[Bounce]" />

jomar
Nov 26th, 2001, 09:18 AM
this is my talent and not everybody can do it. is it my fault that I have a great body? I'm just using my talent to its full potential. <img src="wink.gif" border="0">

gotta eat my lunch to maintain my beautiful body. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />

Miranda
Nov 26th, 2001, 09:24 AM
but its shameful to show your old and dry body to the world, no one would like to watch your show <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> j/k

jomoma: see what your son is doing, its disgrace to the Phillipines, stop him, immediately <img src="graemlins/firey.gif" border="0" alt="[Fiery]" />

jomar
Nov 26th, 2001, 11:31 AM
i have many fans out there, thus regardless of what miranda stated above, i still gonna push through with my world tour. <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

sorry to keep you waiting....i've been busy with monica. <img src="graemlins/kiss.gif" border="0" alt="[Kiss]" />

Martian KC
Nov 26th, 2001, 03:19 PM
OMG! LMAO@you guys!!! World tour, hmmmm how much? <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 27th, 2001, 02:35 AM
your only great fan is the Pea <img src="frown.gif" border="0"> . Yes, the ticket only costs US$1 each, his fans are all old women coz only old women are interested in watching old bodies <img src="redface.gif" border="0">

thank you for messaging Monica's foot and back, she needs this <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> .

Martian KC
Nov 27th, 2001, 03:50 AM
I am not even a fan. <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Miranda
Nov 27th, 2001, 03:58 AM
poor jomar, his only fans has gone <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> <img src="graemlins/sad.gif" border="0" alt="[Sad]" /> <img src="tongue.gif" border="0">

Martian KC
Nov 27th, 2001, 04:02 AM
He still has his old women! <img src="redface.gif" border="0">