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Roddicksgaylover
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:04 AM
Which WTA players are you sure will spit or swallow?

I bet Capriati and Schnyder definately swallow - any more suggestions
?

@m@nd@
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:10 AM
lol. why do u think schnyder will definetely swallow :confused:

Mr_Molik
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:20 AM
i reckon serena and myskina swallow

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:20 AM
lol. why do u think schnyder will definetely swallow :confused:

because she seems like a naughty little tart

Mr_Molik
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:20 AM
and dominikovic definitely does :hearts:

JenFan75
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:21 AM
I'll bet Clijsters swallows...:devil:

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:22 AM
i actually think that clijsters gargles before she swallows - u would have to if it was lleyton!

fifiricci
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:23 AM
I'll bet Clijsters swallows...:devil:

Kim definitely comes across as a swallower. ;)

LoveFifteen
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:55 AM
Mauresmo DEFINITELY swallows. :lol:

strato
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:59 AM
Have you any material proof, guys ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

@m@nd@
Jul 13th, 2005, 09:58 AM
because she seems like a naughty little tart
:haha:

icequeen
Jul 13th, 2005, 12:28 PM
Which WTA players are you sure will spit or swallow?

I bet Capriati and Schnyder definately swallow - any more suggestions
?


Spit or swallow what?

cartmancop
Jul 13th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Mauresmo DEFINITELY swallows. :lol:

:tape: :lol: :devil:

jenn
Jul 13th, 2005, 12:33 PM
i actually think that clijsters gargles before she swallows - u would have to if it was lleyton!

why? :shrug:

Oneofakind0490
Jul 13th, 2005, 12:44 PM
Maria doesn't even get that far. Shes a daddy's little girl.
Graf=swallow

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 13th, 2005, 01:08 PM
Spit or swallow what?


Listerine...:rolleyes:

sharapovarulz1
Jul 13th, 2005, 01:25 PM
Listerine...:rolleyes:

:lol: :tape:

Zippy
Jul 13th, 2005, 02:34 PM
I know we're talking about tennis players here, but still shouldn't this be in Non Tennis forum :confused:

alfonsojose
Jul 13th, 2005, 02:37 PM
Cum on, what were u thinking when u made this thread :devil: ;) ?

Andy T
Jul 13th, 2005, 03:34 PM
Anyone who swallows is crazy -> remember HIV?

KINGLIRE
Jul 13th, 2005, 04:40 PM
roddicksgaylover, I personally find this thread very irrelevant and offensive , to discuss players sexual activity is very ignorant and relly none of your business. Also many youths view this board and in this thread are exposed to a topic of a sexual nature.
Because of this I have reported you and hope the most serious of sanctions are taken against you as in kicked off the board. You should be ashamed you disgusting creature:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o . you are the lowest of the low. I laugh in your face in well cherished delight.
also your name is of a weird nature also please change it.







THAT WILL BE ALL

KINGLIRE
Jul 13th, 2005, 05:05 PM
well have you anything to say for yourself roddicksgaylover.
then again people like you usually have nothing to say






Coward:fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 13th, 2005, 05:24 PM
roddicksgaylover, I personally find this thread very irrelevant and offensive , to discuss players sexual activity is very ignorant and relly none of your business. Also many youths view this board and in this thread are exposed to a topic of a sexual nature.
Because of this I have reported you and hope the most serious of sanctions are taken against you as in kicked off the board. You should be ashamed you disgusting creature:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o . you are the lowest of the low. I laugh in your face in well cherished delight.
also your name is of a weird nature also please change it.







THAT WILL BE ALL

:rolleyes:

skanky~skanketta
Jul 13th, 2005, 05:30 PM
grossss


but hilarious

pierre yves?

i say swallows.

cabowabo77
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:51 PM
grossss


but hilarious

pierre yves?

i say swallows.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

V-MAC
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:21 PM
roddicksgaylover, I personally find this thread very irrelevant and offensive , to discuss players sexual activity is very ignorant and relly none of your business. Also many youths view this board and in this thread are exposed to a topic of a sexual nature.
Because of this I have reported you and hope the most serious of sanctions are taken against you as in kicked off the board. You should be ashamed you disgusting creature:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o . you are the lowest of the low. I laugh in your face in well cherished delight.
also your name is of a weird nature also please change it.







THAT WILL BE ALL


sorry if I'm coming across as a killjoy but I actually agree with what this poster has pretty much said. There is no reason for a thread like this and I am surprised to see that it hasn't been deleted already. This is really poor taste - a little maturity on this board sure wouldn't go amiss. :rolleyes:

CooCooCachoo
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:24 PM
Please delete this.

:baby:

sharapovarulz1
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:30 PM
it is quite funny but inappropriate if youths are visiting the site!

bmxbandit
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:33 PM
why? :shrug:

Hell, even I'd swallow Lleyton's stuff :)

sharapovarulz1
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:34 PM
ok then! :confused:

Cam'ron Giles
Jul 13th, 2005, 10:48 PM
Get the stick out y'all asses and loosen up...**mmm...I'm getting a visual**

The youths on this board are spitting and or swallowing as we speak...:D

Steffica Greles
Jul 13th, 2005, 11:08 PM
i actually think that clijsters gargles before she swallows - u would have to if it was lleyton!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :haha:

Is that a compliment to him or what? ;)

Cos frankly, I'd rather gargle frog spawn than Lleyton's sperm :lick: .

I reckon any bloke would be need to be put on a drip, so to speak, by the time Jen's finished with them :cool: :eek: . Except, maybe, Andy Rod-dick, who could go on and on for hours and hours and rough her up how she likes it :lick: :kiss: .

KoOlMaNsEaN
Jul 14th, 2005, 12:20 AM
spitting is disgusting. I hate when players do it

sharapovarulz1
Jul 14th, 2005, 12:28 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :haha:

Is that a compliment to him or what? ;)

Cos frankly, I'd rather gargle frog spawn than Lleyton's sperm :lick: .

I reckon any bloke would be need to be put on a drip, so to speak, by the time Jen's finished with them :cool: :eek: . Except, maybe, Andy Rod-dick, who could go on and on for hours and hours and rough her up how she likes it :lick: :kiss: .

okay dats bloody hilarious! :lol: :tape: :lol: :tape: :lol:

Justin
Jul 14th, 2005, 12:53 AM
:lol: at this thread.

kammgretel
Jul 14th, 2005, 03:16 AM
I think that not to lose the masculine public, a little of two things all good is. :drool:

TF Chipmunk
Jul 14th, 2005, 04:06 AM
spitting is disgusting. I hate when players do it
:yeah:

KINGLIRE
Jul 14th, 2005, 01:22 PM
Disgusting Thread Animals On This Board

Soon It Will Be A Porn Site

matthias
Jul 14th, 2005, 02:36 PM
we are talking about Bubble-Gum, or? ;)

Pengwin
Jul 14th, 2005, 02:38 PM
Doesn't it take like 6 years for swallowed gum to get through your system?

jenn
Jul 15th, 2005, 01:24 AM
Doesn't it take like 6 years for swallowed gum to get through your system?

that's a myth :p

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 24th, 2005, 01:39 AM
Schiovane swallows for sure

Ceecor
Jul 24th, 2005, 03:24 AM
the idea of a thread is to illicit resposes from allsides...and this is doing that...every reply both pos' and neg' adds to its success.
AND BTW you get more offensive topics and words etc..just from browsing the web.
objectors should really lighten up and stop playing the p.c game.

Tati & Dani
Jul 24th, 2005, 03:49 AM
sorry if I'm coming across as a killjoy but I actually agree with what this poster has pretty much said. There is no reason for a thread like this and I am surprised to see that it hasn't been deleted already. This is really poor taste - a little maturity on this board sure wouldn't go amiss. :rolleyes:

i send a report to

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 24th, 2005, 04:35 AM
the idea of a thread is to illicit resposes from allsides...and this is doing that...every reply both pos' and neg' adds to its success.
AND BTW you get more offensive topics and words etc..just from browsing the web.
objectors should really lighten up and stop playing the p.c game.

EXACTLY

Leo_DFP
Jul 24th, 2005, 04:37 AM
the idea of a thread is to illicit resposes from allsides...and this is doing that...every reply both pos' and neg' adds to its success.
AND BTW you get more offensive topics and words etc..just from browsing the web.
objectors should really lighten up and stop playing the p.c game.

Absolutely. And I think this thread is genius :D

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 24th, 2005, 04:43 AM
So does Andy Roddick swallow?

Ceecor
Jul 24th, 2005, 05:00 AM
Q:...WHY would anyone read a 'suggestive' topic heading..go to the trouble to OPEN it, THEN read the entries and THEN write a negative response if they didnt get off on being a p.c killjoy or similer.....solution is easy...... you ignore what you dont like.
if one already thinks they know what the topic means then how can it be offensive and if they dont how can it offend? i havent seen a swear?
i like the controversy. but i am now puzzled to the ave' age here

roxi
Jul 24th, 2005, 09:36 AM
So does Andy Roddick swallow?
He spits!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ceiling_fan
Jul 24th, 2005, 11:27 AM
haha i think its interesting, if u don't like it- don't come in. the title says everything :devil:

andrewC
Jul 24th, 2005, 02:33 PM
Disgusting Thread Animals On This Board

Soon It Will Be A Porn Site


too late, already happened, i've just seen serena's nipples and front bottom on that "worst off-court look" thread haha :lol: :p :rolleyes:

Paialii
Jul 24th, 2005, 05:16 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :haha:

Is that a compliment to him or what? ;)

Cos frankly, I'd rather gargle frog spawn than Lleyton's sperm :lick: .

I reckon any bloke would be need to be put on a drip, so to speak, by the time Jen's finished with them :cool: :eek: . Except, maybe, Andy Rod-dick, who could go on and on for hours and hours and rough her up how she likes it :lick: :kiss: .


He sure didn't last that long when *I* had sex with him. :shrug:

daffodil
Jul 24th, 2005, 07:09 PM
LMAO at this thread.

Swallowers: Kim, Jennifer, Amelie, Anastasia
Spitters: Venus, Serena, Justine, Ivanovic!

Players who wouldn't even go there: Davenport, Kuznetsova, Sharapova

MARIANO
Jul 24th, 2005, 07:43 PM
this thread is so hilarious!

tatiana g. & flavia p. swallow for sure!!!

GorgeousMe!
Jul 24th, 2005, 09:18 PM
sorry if I'm coming across as a killjoy but I actually agree with what this poster has pretty much said. There is no reason for a thread like this and I am surprised to see that it hasn't been deleted already. This is really poor taste - a little maturity on this board sure wouldn't go amiss. :rolleyes:
Sorry to show my ignorance, but I'm fascinated to know which country your flag is from? It's just I don't recognise it. Many thanks. :)

Almalyk
Jul 24th, 2005, 09:20 PM
LOL! I don't know about spitting or swallowing, but I think Capriati would have an agressive felatio technique!

Ceecor
Jul 25th, 2005, 06:43 AM
LOL! I don't know about spitting or swallowing, but I think Capriati would have an agressive felatio technique!

Yesss, Capper's is a very exciting player...wee look forward to her return.

Almalyk
Jul 25th, 2005, 09:50 AM
Yesss, Capper's is a very exciting player...wee look forward to her return.

Apparently (it was a wild rumour) she was dating a porn star - so she might be quite sexually liberal ;)

Ceecor
Jul 25th, 2005, 09:58 AM
oer nasty lol and i wonder which star?..and how wild is the rumour is of course.

Almalyk
Jul 25th, 2005, 10:03 AM
oer nasty lol and i wonder which star?..and how wild is the rumour is of course.

Can someone enlighten us as to what the Capriati porn rumours involved?

pav
Jul 25th, 2005, 11:39 AM
Spit or swallow,spit or swallow?
a big decision in which They all must wallow
do They hoik it out or just gulp it down
it's hard to stop when You're going to town

This Girl swallows, This One spits
I suppose it's a change of subject from the size of Their tits
some think this shouldn't be discussed in a thread
that there are better subjects than the giving of head

At least it's a decision I won't to make
I only have a go at Women, for goodness sake
the next time I find a ewe cast in a steep little hollow
before I stand Her up I'll ask"Do Ewe spit or swallow?" http://smileys.******************/cat/16/16_3_158.gif (http://www.******************/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYNZ)

fifiricci
Jul 25th, 2005, 11:48 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Pav is the greatest poet on the planet!

Ceecor
Jul 25th, 2005, 12:31 PM
yep whata poet, funniest part of this thread

Almalyk
Jul 25th, 2005, 09:16 PM
Spit or swallow,spit or swallow?
a big decision in which They all must wallow
do They hoik it out or just gulp it down
it's hard to stop when You're going to town

This Girl swallows, This One spits
I suppose it's a change of subject from the size of Their tits
some think this shouldn't be discussed in a thread
that there are better subjects than the giving of head

At least it's a decision I won't to make
I only have a go at Women, for goodness sake
the next time I find a ewe cast in a steep little hollow
before I stand Her up I'll ask"Do Ewe spit or swallow?" http://smileys.******************/cat/16/16_3_158.gif (http://www.******************/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYNZ)

PAv - I am proud that you are a fellow NZer - that is so funny!

Pengwin
Jul 25th, 2005, 09:20 PM
Ewe swallow.

Almalyk
Jul 25th, 2005, 09:28 PM
Ewe swallow.

:lick:

fifiricci
Jul 25th, 2005, 10:33 PM
Ewe swallow.

If Pav is a ram and I'm an ewe, I'm definitely swallowing! :devil:

fifiricci
Jul 25th, 2005, 10:34 PM
PAv - I am proud that you are a fellow NZer - that is so funny!

Q: How do New Zealanders find sheep in the long grass?


A: Delightful!

;)

Almalyk
Jul 25th, 2005, 11:52 PM
Q: How do New Zealanders find sheep in the long grass?


A: Delightful!

;)

LOL!

Q - Why do Australian Farmer's wear gumboots?
A - To place the sheeps hind legs in when they try and run away.... :tape:

Ceecor
Jul 26th, 2005, 04:14 AM
sheep are such versatile creatures, seems we are partial to them down under...
so when its said "the lamb is lovely"....is it a before &/or after thing.

Stamp Paid
Jul 26th, 2005, 04:20 AM
Swallow? Im sure Jennifer chugs....

Ceecor
Jul 26th, 2005, 05:00 AM
cappers seems to always be under the hammer when it comes to anything sexual

Almalyk
Jul 26th, 2005, 05:26 AM
cappers seems to always be under the hammer when it comes to anything sexual

I agree it's those outrageous party (cum) shots that she has been filmed throwing back in many pubs. :angel:

Ceecor
Jul 26th, 2005, 06:17 AM
yar..its always cappers or schiavone who are said tobe up to no good

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 26th, 2005, 06:56 AM
Do you think Maria would even understand the term swallow? Do you think Yuri would be yelling instructions from the other room?

Ceecor
Jul 26th, 2005, 08:12 AM
OMG, gee...lets get serious .....not everyone imagines sharapova,hantachova etc doing sexual stuff to people or even with each other after a tough gruelling match...further more not everyone wants to be the filling in a wiliam's sister sandwitch............

franny
Jul 26th, 2005, 08:17 AM
Hell, even I'd swallow Lleyton's stuff :)

But he's so.....ugly. Have you seen his skin? It's like he's got craters on it or something, I don't even know what it is. It's like worse than Roddick's crosseyes.

ae wowww
Jul 26th, 2005, 08:21 AM
:lol: What an awesome thread... Agreed with Schnyder!

Crazy Canuck
Jul 26th, 2005, 08:40 AM
Doesn't it take like 6 years for swallowed gum to get through your system?

No.

If true, I would have a gigantic wad of gum sticking out my stomache region, as I have always swallowed gum.

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 26th, 2005, 08:53 AM
:lol: What an awesome thread... Agreed with Schnyder!

Wow Patty will be in the mood for a gulp or two after her victory last week

Ceecor
Jul 26th, 2005, 09:00 AM
i have to disagree..i think patty would be more of a cuddler, though she does have the ears for it

pav
Jul 26th, 2005, 09:46 AM
Speaking of old Lleyton, some Sheila working on His Mutton Gun would have an early warning when They hear Him yell " Cumonn!" anyway as My dear old Granma used to say "One swallow doesn't make a cummer"

My Grandad used to sing

Oh give Me a sheep for head any day
but Their raspy rough tongue
Makes My face turn all grey
and the grass that They eat
makes My doodle turn green
till it looks like a bad case of gangerene

Two whole days later
I met this Girl while in town
She was impressed by My chat
and eased My trousers down
but as soon as She spotted My grass green coloured dick
the shocked Girl She screamed
and then She was sick

It took two days of scrubbing
shit it was sore
at least it's not the colour
of a cucumber any more

So a warning for those
down on the farm
if You think a bit of woolly stuff
will do You no harm
just remember this story
painful and quite gutwrenching
before You have a go at
oral sheep drenching
so every time I think of what happened
in this sleepy hollow
it makes Me want to splutter
cough spit and swallow

ae wowww
Jul 26th, 2005, 10:11 AM
Speaking of old Lleyton, some Sheila working on His Mutton Gun would have an early warning when They hear Him yell " Cumonn!" anyway as My dear old Granma used to say "One swallow doesn't make a cummer"

My Grandad used to sing

Oh give Me a sheep for head any day
but Their raspy rough tongue
Makes My face turn all grey
and the grass that They eat
makes My doodle turn green
till it looks like a bad case of gangerene

Two whole days later
I met this Girl while in town
She was impressed by My chat
and eased My trousers down
but as soon as She spotted My grass green coloured dick
the shocked Girl She screamed
and then She was sick

It took two days of scrubbing
shit it was sore
at least it's not the colour
of a cucumber any more

So a warning for those
down on the farm
if You think a bit of woolly stuff
will do You no harm
just remember this story
painful and quite gutwrenching
before You have a go at
oral sheep drenching
so every time I think of what happened
in this sleepy hollow
it makes Me want to splutter
cough spit and swallow

:lol: Lmao at that :yeah:

This whole thread is crazy... All imagining WTA Players with cum on their faces... trying to decide whether they spit or swallow :lol: lmao

Ceecor
Jul 26th, 2005, 10:26 AM
mmmmmmmmmm not sure if that works

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 26th, 2005, 10:27 AM
Speaking of old Lleyton, some Sheila working on His Mutton Gun would have an early warning when They hear Him yell " Cumonn!" anyway as My dear old Granma used to say "One swallow doesn't make a cummer"

My Grandad used to sing

Oh give Me a sheep for head any day
but Their raspy rough tongue
Makes My face turn all grey
and the grass that They eat
makes My doodle turn green
till it looks like a bad case of gangerene

Two whole days later
I met this Girl while in town
She was impressed by My chat
and eased My trousers down
but as soon as She spotted My grass green coloured dick
the shocked Girl She screamed
and then She was sick

It took two days of scrubbing
shit it was sore
at least it's not the colour
of a cucumber any more

So a warning for those
down on the farm
if You think a bit of woolly stuff
will do You no harm
just remember this story
painful and quite gutwrenching
before You have a go at
oral sheep drenching
so every time I think of what happened
in this sleepy hollow
it makes Me want to splutter
cough spit and swallow

That is just so funny!!

Do you reckon Justine swallows? Or do you reckon her husband does that for her?

ae wowww
Jul 26th, 2005, 10:28 AM
I was wondering about Justine, and she has to :D!

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 26th, 2005, 10:32 AM
I was wondering about Justine, and she has to :D!

I just thought that since Justine's hubbie is more feminine than her, he might take the man paste for her....

Ceecor
Jul 26th, 2005, 10:32 AM
maybe they call in a sub'

Number19
Jul 26th, 2005, 10:03 PM
justine and hubbie snowball

Ceecor
Jul 27th, 2005, 01:34 AM
whats snowball?

jenn
Jul 27th, 2005, 02:05 AM
But he's so.....ugly. Have you seen his skin? It's like he's got craters on it or something, I don't even know what it is. It's like worse than Roddick's crosseyes.

Well I don't think his ugly...but he also has a huge cock and this makes up for a lot of things.

Ceecor
Jul 27th, 2005, 02:14 AM
Well I don't think his ugly...but he also has a huge cock and this makes up for a lot of things.

oer, so this size doesnt matter and "its what you do with it" is all bull.

jenn
Jul 27th, 2005, 02:17 AM
oer, so this size doesnt matter and "its what you do with it" is all bull.

Well it depends. obviously if you have a tiny dick then nothing makes up for it :p But if it's average and you know how to use it then you can get a lot of enjoyment out of it still. And there are guys with big dicks that don't know how to use it.

Ceecor
Jul 27th, 2005, 02:22 AM
Well it depends. obviously if you have a tiny dick then nothing makes up for it :p But if it's average and you know how to use it then you can get a lot of enjoyment out of it still. And there are guys with big dicks that don't know how to use it.

wow .........now i do feel enlightened if not a little shy about such things :)

Number19
Jul 27th, 2005, 04:30 AM
whats snowball?

the girl doesn't swallow but spits into another girl's mouth, and then they makeout and both of them get some to swallow.

Ceecor
Jul 27th, 2005, 06:33 AM
Geeee ........i am getting the education i missed

fifiricci
Jul 27th, 2005, 10:24 PM
Getting away from teenage sex education for a moment, the sheep jokes are easily the highlight of this thread, so here's one with love from Wales (in case you didnt know, sheep shagging is not a pastime that is confined to the Antipodes ;) ):

-----------------

A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought.

He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his Landrover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Landrover again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each sheep twice for good measure brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the Landrover and one of them is beeping the horn."

:devil:

Ceecor
Jul 28th, 2005, 01:29 AM
do teens really nead education, they seem to be all knowing..
& good joke fifiricci

Pengwin
Jul 28th, 2005, 01:36 AM
the girl doesn't swallow but spits into another girl's mouth, and then they makeout and both of them get some to swallow.

That is....unbelievably hot :eek:

¤CharlDa¤
Jul 28th, 2005, 02:22 AM
Is it still hot when that action is going on between Justine and Pierre-Yves? :devil: :spit:

Ronaldo777
Jul 28th, 2005, 03:14 AM
omg what a thread.its like a conversation in a 14 yrs old lockeroom.my god is everyone here like not getting any of the good stuff at home or what.i can picture ye now giggling at home with your packy of crisps in one hand and your dick in the other.i thought it waz the crack pipe but am i reading this right.jeez some people are sad.like don't ye have girlfriends.i bet everyone who boasted about who they thought swallowed watches star trek and are a big bunch of losers.no life hahahahahaha.can't ye get a girl lol.instead the only date ye get is a capriati match with a box of kleenex.hahaha how sad is this thread.hey the poetry and sheep jokes are funny but a lot of people here are just losers.anyway im gonna bid ye farewell in the only way i know how.go and fuck yourselfs you fucking wankers.get a fucking gf and if you have one get one that doesn't look like a fucking rats vagina.like talking about snowballs.how would ye get girls to do that.so enjoy fucking your hands everybody and the girls enjoy fingering yourself.and b4 you start insulting me realise i wont be sad enough to come back like ye do lol.and tell your mama's to save me a place....i'll be over l8er.

Ceecor
Jul 28th, 2005, 03:20 AM
Q.why would someone write hundred words and over 10 lines on thread they are bagging?...

Berlin_Calling
Jul 28th, 2005, 06:17 AM
i hope golovin swallows :drool:

Almalyk
Jul 28th, 2005, 07:38 AM
Is it still hot when that action is going on between Justine and Pierre-Yves? :devil: :spit:

i'm sure both of them enjoy the pleasure immensely

BUBI
Jul 28th, 2005, 09:35 AM
omg what a thread.its like a conversation in a 14 yrs old lockeroom.my god is everyone here like not getting any of the good stuff at home or what.i can picture ye now giggling at home with your packy of crisps in one hand and your dick in the other.i thought it waz the crack pipe but am i reading this right.jeez some people are sad.like don't ye have girlfriends.i bet everyone who boasted about who they thought swallowed watches star trek and are a big bunch of losers.no life hahahahahaha.can't ye get a girl lol.instead the only date ye get is a capriati match with a box of kleenex.hahaha how sad is this thread.hey the poetry and sheep jokes are funny but a lot of people here are just losers.anyway im gonna bid ye farewell in the only way i know how.go and fuck yourselfs you fucking wankers.get a fucking gf and if you have one get one that doesn't look like a fucking rats vagina.like talking about snowballs.how would ye get girls to do that.so enjoy fucking your hands everybody and the girls enjoy fingering yourself.and b4 you start insulting me realise i wont be sad enough to come back like ye do lol.and tell your mama's to save me a place....i'll be over l8er.

I think Dementieva swallows :):devil:

Ceecor
Jul 28th, 2005, 12:18 PM
and all this time i thought it was court attitude to a bad call...do that "spit" the dummy OR "swallow" their anger..oh and for the tissues..they are for the tears.

Ceecor
Jul 29th, 2005, 04:41 AM
A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought.

He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his Landrover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Landrover again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each sheep twice for good measure brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the Landrover and one of them is beeping the horn."

:devil:[/QUOTE]

great joke!

njnetswill
Jul 29th, 2005, 06:15 AM
Wow. Do you people have nothing better to talk about? :p

Roddicksgaylover
Jul 29th, 2005, 06:50 AM
Wow. Do you people have nothing better to talk about? :p

You obviously had a good enough read yourself since you bothered to post!

Do you think Kuznetsova swallows? Or does she not play with boys?

Ceecor
Jul 29th, 2005, 10:32 AM
Wow. Do you people have nothing better to talk about? :p

Its good how people come into this thread...read it..then bag it, it like its there duty.

wow do you whingers have nothing better to complain about?

diekedelver
Jul 29th, 2005, 11:45 AM
Hilarious thread :haha: :haha:

Well, the wta-players should know it's very healthy, the proteins give them a beautiful skin :o

So, I'd say Silvia Farina-Elia must be definitely a swallower :devil:

pav
Jul 29th, 2005, 09:42 PM
Getting away from teenage sex education for a moment, the sheep jokes are easily the highlight of this thread, so here's one with love from Wales (in case you didnt know, sheep shagging is not a pastime that is confined to the Antipodes ;) ):

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A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought.

He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his Landrover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Landrover again. He drives them out to the woods, has sex with each sheep twice for good measure brings them back and goes to bed.

Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the Landrover and one of them is beeping the horn."

:devil:You are a nuisance,every time I walk past Our old Landrover now I keep waiting for the horn to beep!:)

Ceecor
Jul 30th, 2005, 04:48 AM
You are a nuisance,every time I walk past Our old Landrover now I keep waiting for the horn to beep!:)

yep, on the strength of that we were going to buy one :)

ae wowww
Jul 30th, 2005, 09:37 AM
yep, on the strength of that we were going to buy one :)

:lol:

Fantastic
Jul 30th, 2005, 04:24 PM
I'm getting "done" by Patty Schnyder AND Kim Clijsters right now. I'll let you know in a couple of minutes whether they spit or swallow. Hang on a sec...

Fantastic
Jul 30th, 2005, 04:31 PM
Oh, jolly ho, that was nice. Erm, anyway...

My findings have shown that Patty swallowed but wouldn't let Kim have any. Patty just couldn't get enough of it and wanted some more so regrettably, I had to send her home in a taxi. I'm not into desperate women. I've allowed Kim to have another go at the "milkbar" in a couple of hours time to make up for Patty's selfishness... Am I not the most generous person in the world? And I don't even like Kim.

Almalyk
Aug 1st, 2005, 06:22 AM
Oh, jolly ho, that was nice. Erm, anyway...

My findings have shown that Patty swallowed but wouldn't let Kim have any. Patty just couldn't get enough of it and wanted some more so regrettably, I had to send her home in a taxi. I'm not into desperate women. I've allowed Kim to have another go at the "milkbar" in a couple of hours time to make up for Patty's selfishness... Am I not the most generous person in the world? And I don't even like Kim.

LMAO!