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middy
Jul 13th, 2005, 01:13 AM
I thought I'd start this topic.

Worst for me is:

Golovin, she sounds like she is about to come (eeeeeew, sorry if tehre are any minors)
Sharapova, too loud (Her grunts were recorded to be as loud as an Ambulance siren :tape: in Wimby, thats just scary)

JenFan75
Jul 13th, 2005, 01:21 AM
Please, no more...

This topic has been done to death.

Sharapova sounds like a dying cow in heat
LenaD's is cute
Schiavone's is indescribable
Serena's is very sexual (as is Guga's, he's always brought into these threads)
Venus' is a high pitched scream that seems like only dogs should be able to hear it.

Sharapova usually wins the worst grunt contest.

There, all done. No more thread ^_^

volta
Jul 13th, 2005, 01:24 AM
Please, no more...

This topic has been done to death.

Sharapova sounds like a dying cow in heat
LenaD's is cute
Schiavone's is indescribable
Serena's is very sexual (as is Guga's, he's always brought into these threads)
Venus' is a high pitched scream that seems like only dogs should be able to hear it.

Sharapova usually wins the worst grunt contest.

There, all done. No more thread ^_^
wich i donīt know why. i canīt stand his grunt :mad:

yeah this thread was made multiple times ;)

middy
Jul 13th, 2005, 01:26 AM
Please, no more...

This topic has been done to death.

Sharapova sounds like a dying cow in heat
LenaD's is cute
Schiavone's is indescribable
Serena's is very sexual (as is Guga's, he's always brought into these threads)
Venus' is a high pitched scream that seems like only dogs should be able to hear it.

Sharapova usually wins the worst grunt contest.

There, all done. No more thread ^_^

Sorry didnt know this was done before, I just wanted to know other peoples opinions. So I guess nobody dislikes Tatianas grunts

TF Chipmunk
Jul 13th, 2005, 02:53 AM
Sometimes Justine's sounds like she's just fought off a bear :lol: but really, Justine's is indescribable.

And yeah, I think Guga's grunt sounds sexual too. Does he say "Away" or just "bleh" or something to that sound??

faboozadoo15
Jul 13th, 2005, 03:43 AM
guga's was a long, drawn out
mmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

schiavone's is laughable
maria's is a loud shriek
elena's and jelena's make me giggle from time to time
serena yells at the ball
seles's is bi-syllabic... and AMAZING

slice
Jul 13th, 2005, 05:13 AM
schiavone, it sounds as if she's saying, "fuck eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee"

Stamp Paid
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:02 AM
Maria only truly grunts 1/2 of the time. The other half shes just shreiking. It adds more bite to her shots though. :)

VeeReeDavJCap81
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:24 AM
Serena sometimes sounds like she's in pain. IMO Serena doesn't have to grunt to play well, but other players play better when the grunt.

Chunchun
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:24 AM
Schiavone :tape:

wurzelman
Jul 13th, 2005, 09:16 AM
Tati doesn't really grunt

Libertango
Jul 13th, 2005, 09:28 AM
I don't like Mary Pierce's....if you can call it a grunt!! It sounds....fake. Still, I love Mary! hehe :hearts:

slice
Jul 13th, 2005, 09:34 AM
Schiavone :tape:

dementieva's grunt is worse, it sounds like a "mwuaaaaaaaaaa" and is fkn annoying :rolleyes: :o

Gowza
Jul 13th, 2005, 10:11 AM
elena bovina's has always annoyed me

Carsten
Jul 13th, 2005, 10:27 AM
Venus W.

petey_pan
Jul 13th, 2005, 10:57 AM
Nobody ever mentions Lindsay Lee-Waters in this, hers is the loudest IMO it sounds like she's being murdered i still love her though :kiss:

Sam's Slave
Jul 13th, 2005, 10:59 AM
elena bovina's has always annoyed me

noooo it's the sexiest on the tour! :drool:

JenFan75
Jul 13th, 2005, 11:01 AM
noooo it's the sexiest on the tour! :drool:


I agree :drool:

LenaB is dead sexy with the grunt to match! :hearts:

PaulieM
Jul 13th, 2005, 11:11 AM
Nobody ever mentions Lindsay Lee-Waters in this, hers is the loudest IMO it sounds like she's being murdered i still love her though :kiss:
yeah she's damn loud. that match against maria in oz gave me a headache!

Maryamator
Jul 13th, 2005, 11:28 AM
schaivone and sharapova

cartmancop
Jul 13th, 2005, 11:34 AM
Maria's grunt annoys me when I watch her matches. Most players' grunts don't bother me but she is usually over the top....

I can't remember Schiavone's at the moment.

Monica's grunt never bothered me, don't know why.

Vamos Feńa
Jul 13th, 2005, 12:41 PM
Lena D. hast the best grunt when she plays a close 3setter and is fighting :D I love it :D
Sharapova :rolleyes:
Zhenya says somethin' like "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiii"
Daniela has cool grunt "Ayya" ;)
Dokic always had nice grunt like if she was going to sneeze :D

tennisrox
Jul 13th, 2005, 03:33 PM
How many times are we going to have a thread about this......:(
Maria maria maria!!!!

Darop.
Jul 13th, 2005, 04:38 PM
Who's the idiot that said Bovina? :(

Her grunt kicks ass :hearts:

:Rawwb:
Jul 13th, 2005, 04:41 PM
I love Dementieva's

And I also love it when Bovina completly changes her grunt to something different right in the middle of one rally its so funny. At first it might be justa loud sort of shrieky noise, then it goes all quiet and all you hear is really loud exaling of breath

V-MAC
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:16 PM
I didn't even know Dementieva was a grunter :o I must listen more carefully next time :lol Anyway for me, worst grunter is Francesca :( While her grunt is a novelty when you first hear it, it soons becomes just plain annoying and unbearable to listen to :o My favourite grunt though is Dokic's :hearts: Her "sneeze" grunt just sounds so polite and low-key compared to the others. I've always loved Vee's grunt - has a nice sexual ring to it ;) :lol: I like Serena's grunt too when it changes halfway through to being a painful and theatrical shriek, i.e - like when she strikes the ball but she knows during the shot that it will land long,wide etc..

zuluagafan
Jul 13th, 2005, 06:46 PM
Sharapova

vanillalatte
Jul 13th, 2005, 07:02 PM
i'd also say sharapova .. just horrible

pcrtennis
Jul 13th, 2005, 08:08 PM
Sharapova's of course...

Schiavone's is almost as obnoxious as her personality and antics on the court...yuck...

manu32
Jul 13th, 2005, 09:26 PM
seles

Craigy
Jul 13th, 2005, 09:34 PM
Sharapova is just really annoyin when she is shrieking a full blast.
I like golovin's. It's like a little girl going AIIII :haha:
I love when Serena's grunt start getting high pitched.
Linetskaya is just weird.
Dementieva's grunt is funny to hear.
Venus scares me sometimes.
Kuznetsova sounds like a man.

KoOlMaNsEaN
Jul 13th, 2005, 11:21 PM
lena d's isnt even a grunt. waho

middy
Jul 15th, 2005, 09:55 AM
Duiz™==false gave me a bad rep for just stating my opinion backed with evidence :scratch:
Thankfully not all Masha fans are that obnoxious

Andy.
Jul 15th, 2005, 09:58 AM
Alicia Molik's its so Man like

honeyke
Jul 15th, 2005, 10:30 AM
funny thread:-) i love it...
itīs disgusting to hear maria grunting...but schiavone is also a loud person...
and rafa is also a grunter...itīs not that nice:-)

Dominic
Jul 15th, 2005, 05:59 PM
Molik's and Schiavone are not nice. I love Maria's Venus' Dementieva'S and Dokic's. They all sound so powerful.

DemWilliamsGulls
Jul 15th, 2005, 06:06 PM
Sharapova, Seles, Dokic, Tanasugarn has some funny grunts.....

Seles sounds like she is doin Karate,
Sharapova sounds like she's sneaking up on someone and scare them,
Dokic sounds like she has tasted something nasty and spit it out....
Tanasugarn sounds like she is taking a shit..

backhanddtl4
Jul 15th, 2005, 07:47 PM
I liked Seles' because there were 2 syllables!!! I also like Dokic and her "choooooo" noise. The worst has got to be like, Justine's manly "eeeee" and Sharapova's high pitch shrieks EVERY SHOT! *softly hits drop shot yet screeches louder than an ambulence*

ezekiel
Jul 15th, 2005, 07:58 PM
I liked seles grunts because they were consistent :cool:

If I followed her match from beginning, I didn't even notice it. It takes little getting used to if you just tune in to but otherwise it really was distinctive and brought fire into the game.

JenFan75
Jul 15th, 2005, 07:59 PM
Duiz™==false gave me a bad rep for just stating my opinion backed with evidence :scratch:
Thankfully not all Masha fans are that obnoxious


He did the same to me.

davidmario
Jul 15th, 2005, 08:07 PM
The Dokic-Sneeze is my favourite :hearts:

vutt
Jul 15th, 2005, 08:10 PM
seles

indeed :devil:

andrewbroad
Aug 12th, 2005, 01:45 AM
Worst grunters:

Evgenia Linetskaya: just a very annoying noise IMO.
Francesca Schiavone: not even synchronised with her hitting the ball!
Best grunters:

Monica Seles: her grunt was part of what attracted me to tennis in the first place, back in 1992! I just love her two-tone screams.
Maria Sharapova: she makes three different noises - what I call squeaking mode, roaring mode and, best of all, song-grunt mode.
Tatiana Golovin: such an alluring, sexy grunt - "uy! uy! UY!!"
--
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http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/seles/
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RatedR Superstar
Aug 12th, 2005, 04:22 AM
Masha, definitely Masha..The williams sisters comes next..

ginger_fish668
Aug 12th, 2005, 05:14 AM
lena d's isnt even a grunt. waho

:lol: I agree, she doesn't exactly grunt.

Mightymirza
Aug 12th, 2005, 05:27 AM
hands off masha and sometimes serena

Calimera377
Aug 12th, 2005, 05:52 AM
seles

and why is that? please elaborate. :lol:

I love listening to the sound of Seles. She definitely has the best and most original grunt. But at the same, time I love Venus's and Maria's grunts as well.

The best sound that ever happened to a stiff sports like tennis is the GRUNT. :lol:

Calimera377
Aug 12th, 2005, 05:53 AM
Worst grunters:

Evgenia Linetskaya: just a very annoying noise IMO.
Francesca Schiavone: not even synchronised with her hitting the ball!
Best grunters:

Monica Seles: her grunt was part of what attracted me to tennis in the first place, back in 1992! I just love her two-tone screams.
Maria Sharapova: she makes three different noises - what I call squeaking mode, roaring mode and, best of all, song-grunt mode.
Tatiana Golovin: such an alluring, sexy grunt - "uy! uy! UY!!"
--
Dr. Andrew Broad
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/seles/
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/shara/


seles definitely has the best grunt. :worship:

Lindsayfan32
Aug 17th, 2005, 12:37 PM
I have three words to say to this Maria, Venus and Monica enought said!!!!!!!!!

Another reason I like Lindsay and have followed her for years she doesn't do it.
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