View Full Version : Caption this :) Lena D.

Vamos Feńa
Jul 12th, 2005, 08:55 AM
"Sun sun go away"

Jul 12th, 2005, 09:02 AM
She played basketball in the AO?!

Brian Stewart
Jul 12th, 2005, 09:05 AM
"Damn it! She had to sprain her ankle and retire, and make my match come on court before my nails were dry." *waves hands vigorously*

Jul 12th, 2005, 09:09 AM

ElenaD doing her daily tai-chi

Vamos Feńa
Jul 12th, 2005, 09:10 AM
"Damn it! She had to sprain her ankle and retire, and make my match come on court before my nails were dry." *waves hands vigorously*
Great :lol: :haha:

Jul 12th, 2005, 09:13 AM
"Eek... i wish my nails would dry faster before mommy sees that i've started wearing clear nail polish!"

Jul 12th, 2005, 10:33 AM
Lena: "And this is my breaststroke!"

:eek: ;)

Vamos Feńa
Jul 12th, 2005, 02:10 PM
"Abracadabra! I want to have Roger's serve"

Jul 12th, 2005, 02:20 PM
She's so cute.

Jul 12th, 2005, 02:27 PM
"Marat :drool: keep licking it, faster, faster ..."

Jul 12th, 2005, 02:32 PM
#1. Krajick: "You know, Elena, most people use a one-handed toss."

#2. "And then I got to go swimming with a dolphin . . ."

#3. "Look, Mommy Vera, no hands!"

#4. "Well, if I can't fix my serve, there's always the WNBA."

Aug 10th, 2005, 02:04 AM
"Grrr... argh!"

Dr. Andrew Broad
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http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jeldani/ (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jeldani/)

Aug 10th, 2005, 02:42 AM
Dementieva demonstrates her new improved service motion.

Aug 10th, 2005, 02:44 AM
Elena Dementieva of Russia hits her fourth double fault in the first game of the match.

Aug 10th, 2005, 07:08 AM
:lol: ElenaD too effing cute

Aug 10th, 2005, 09:18 AM
"A kiss for here, :kiss:
a kiss for there, :kiss:
and the last Big Kiss to my dear Fans of the WTAWorld", this big kiss is for us.

Thank you Golden Goddess Elena Dementieva!! :hearts:

Did you receive her kiss, guys?

I feel wet my left cheek. :smooch:

Aug 10th, 2005, 09:49 AM
Elena: (drunk, waving her hands furiously) whattt. i donn't neeed you! I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOUS!!!! GO AWAY!!!!

Ball Boy: (stares at her) but I provide the tennis balls. You need tennis balls to play this match....... :confused:

Elena: (waves hands even more furiously) Whattt? Match? huhhhhhhh....... (falls down on her ass)

Aug 10th, 2005, 09:50 AM

A Boeing 747 bound for Syndey international airport had to make an emergency landing after it was hit by a medicine ball...onlookers said ...the ball came from nowhere ,and hit the aircraft on the right side..its a miracle no one was hurt!!

Captain Steven Hayes of Quantas Flight 560 said...

"We had just taken off and were preparing to enter Melbourne Airspace when there was a terrific bang on our right side ,warning lights lit up and we though t it best to get the bird on the gorund ASAP ,so proceded with an emergency landing"

later that day Tennis star Elena Dementieva from Russia left the grounds of the Australian Open tennis tournament looking decidely sheepish ,when asked if she had anything to do with this incedent ,she replied .

"umm errr ,well I was practising and i just threw the ball to the otherside of the court but I may have overdone it slightly ,I am not sure ,we couldnt find the ball afer"

The mystery continues and the FAA are still appealing for witnesses ,so if anyone can help please call 555-3400-2697