Dementieva demonstrates her new improved service motion.
Aug 10th, 2005, 02:44 AM
Elena Dementieva of Russia hits her fourth double fault in the first game of the match.
Aug 10th, 2005, 07:08 AM
:lol: ElenaD too effing cute
Aug 10th, 2005, 09:18 AM
"A kiss for here, :kiss:
a kiss for there, :kiss:
and the last Big Kiss to my dear Fans of the WTAWorld", this big kiss is for us.
Thank you Golden Goddess Elena Dementieva!! :hearts:
Did you receive her kiss, guys?
I feel wet my left cheek. :smooch:
Aug 10th, 2005, 09:49 AM
Elena: (drunk, waving her hands furiously) whattt. i donn't neeed you! I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOUS!!!! GO AWAY!!!!
Ball Boy: (stares at her) but I provide the tennis balls. You need tennis balls to play this match....... :confused:
Elena: (waves hands even more furiously) Whattt? Match? huhhhhhhh....... (falls down on her ass)
Aug 10th, 2005, 09:50 AM
A Boeing 747 bound for Syndey international airport had to make an emergency landing after it was hit by a medicine ball...onlookers said ...the ball came from nowhere ,and hit the aircraft on the right side..its a miracle no one was hurt!!
Captain Steven Hayes of Quantas Flight 560 said...
"We had just taken off and were preparing to enter Melbourne Airspace when there was a terrific bang on our right side ,warning lights lit up and we though t it best to get the bird on the gorund ASAP ,so proceded with an emergency landing"
later that day Tennis star Elena Dementieva from Russia left the grounds of the Australian Open tennis tournament looking decidely sheepish ,when asked if she had anything to do with this incedent ,she replied .
"umm errr ,well I was practising and i just threw the ball to the otherside of the court but I may have overdone it slightly ,I am not sure ,we couldnt find the ball afer"
The mystery continues and the FAA are still appealing for witnesses ,so if anyone can help please call 555-3400-2697