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jamatthews
Jul 10th, 2005, 11:20 PM
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"Not only am I out of my slump, but I've learned telekinesis too..."

jenny161185
Jul 11th, 2005, 12:22 AM
''use the force Anastacia''

igost
Jul 11th, 2005, 12:28 AM
that's the new grip I was talking about

Brian Stewart
Jul 11th, 2005, 09:27 AM
Not only is the racquet's handle pointed upward phallicly, but it just happens to be right in front of the linesman's crotch.

Linesman: "Come on, grab it! You know you want to."

michelle11
Jul 11th, 2005, 09:46 AM
but it does not really work all the time...




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Brian Stewart
Jul 11th, 2005, 10:12 AM
She just dropped the racquet so she could look up Zina's skirt. :o

DomenicDemaria
Jul 11th, 2005, 11:31 AM
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Nastya:"Damn! Elena how the hell did you lose to Venus! I beat her so it can't be that hard to beat her! Now I have to waste my time and play Jill Craybas!"

ceiling_fan
Jul 11th, 2005, 11:45 AM
"My magnetic powers are working again! :devil:"

TF Chipmunk
Jul 11th, 2005, 04:54 PM
''use the force Anastacia''
Good one! :yeah:

Spunky83
Jul 11th, 2005, 05:11 PM
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"Hmmm...what a beautiful bounce! Didnīt hit my head this time. I still need to work on my raquet-throwing a bit though."

TF Chipmunk
Jul 11th, 2005, 05:12 PM
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"Hmmm...what a beautiful bounce! Didnīt hit my head this time. I still need to work on my raquet-throwing a bit though."
:lol: I'd really like to see her do that live, you know, throwing the racket up in the air. But I think the fact that she threw this one down and not up just tells us the lack of confidence she had :sad: Either that, or it tells us she's smarter :)

Spunky83
Jul 11th, 2005, 05:29 PM
:lol: I'd really like to see her do that live, you know, throwing the racket up in the air. But I think the fact that she threw this one down and not up just tells us the lack of confidence she had :sad: Either that, or it tells us she's smarter :)

...if you have the chance, I recommend watching Rubin vs. Nastya AusOpen2003, that was raquet-throwing, bitching (my fave Nastya-related word right now) and screaming in perfection;)

Actually, according to her own words, she has found out a way how to actually throw the raquet with full power without breaking it (back in the days she once broke all her raquets at a tournament but didnīt change those during the whole week cause she was afraid of her fatherīs reaction :lol: )

michelle11
Jul 20th, 2005, 09:33 PM
the mysterious force is back !

perhaps...if I like it...during the next match...Jens could fly a little round the court


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Lemonskin.
Jul 20th, 2005, 10:08 PM
"Play was forced to be halted when it began raining tennis racquets"

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Wiggly
Jul 20th, 2005, 10:12 PM
Actually, according to her own words, she has found out a way how to actually throw the raquet with full power without breaking it (back in the days she once broke all her raquets at a tournament but didnīt change those during the whole week cause she was afraid of her fatherīs reaction :lol: )

:haha: :haha: :haha:

miffedmax
Jul 20th, 2005, 10:24 PM
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1. "Nothing up my sleeve . . ."

2. "No strings attached."

3. "One of these days I'm going to be able to levitate that little Belgian squirt and then it's 'hello, Roland Garros' all over again."

4. "The Martians! They're invading in little racket-shaped rockets."

5. "Sorry about the knee, there Jens. It looked real painful. But you can have your racket back."

6. "Damn, this new Head helium model is great."

Per
Jul 20th, 2005, 10:38 PM
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"I have never been in a slump - but it's hard to win with a small-size raquet??"

jamatthews
Jul 21st, 2005, 12:07 AM
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And now I've managed to turn Maria into a tennis racket...wait, this is some crappy American brand...

KoOlMaNsEaN
Jul 21st, 2005, 12:11 AM
"Damnit I dropped the baby OMG IT BOUNCED BACK UP!"

controlfreak
Jul 21st, 2005, 12:13 AM
"Wait a minute..... did my coach say 'snap your wrist' or 'glue your wrist'? *Sigh*, tennis is so confusing."

Iheartennis
Jul 21st, 2005, 12:41 AM
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! i just realized how ugly this racquet paint job is! As if the public will think this is an actual Flexpoint and not my good ol' Insticnt tour XL."