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Natasha250688
Jul 10th, 2005, 12:22 AM
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fire away!

vertigo
Jul 10th, 2005, 12:24 AM
Hey- wait a minute - your not Jennifer Capriati!

jamatthews
Jul 10th, 2005, 12:25 AM
Matthew: They aren't as big as Serena's...

ezekiel
Jul 10th, 2005, 12:28 AM
Matt : "I see right through to you "

Wannabeknowitall
Jul 10th, 2005, 12:33 AM
Maria: I'm like so happy I didn't win Wimbledon this year. It was just too much pressure. Plus Venus was hitting so hard it was hurting me. I just had my nails done too. She broke one of my nails!!! It was like so uncalled for... Luckily...
Matthew Perry: (thinking) Is this Tara Reid reject the tennis player I really want to root for when Jen retires?

Craigy
Jul 10th, 2005, 12:33 AM
Matthew - I'd sure like to make friends with them twins....
Maria - Look darling these "twins" Cost far more then you so just go run back to Jen

Chriskip
Jul 10th, 2005, 03:17 AM
Oh I thought it was Jen......you both seem to have similar chest muscles and armpits, only Jen has a little more flesh on hers......but yours will get there if you dont watch it Missy.......those are some mighty big pectoralis muscle you have there for such a slight girl.

Cybelle Darkholme
Jul 10th, 2005, 03:54 AM
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fire away!

You see Matthew, Unlike Jennifer, I am not interested in washed up comedic actors who people used to think was mildly funny and attractive in a mr. potato head kind of way.

TF Chipmunk
Jul 10th, 2005, 04:00 AM
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fire away!
Matthew: :hehehe:
Maria: Don't even think about it, you poor excuse of a celebrity. Talk to the hand! :rolleyes:

Lemonskin.
Jul 10th, 2005, 05:49 AM
Maria: You ain't gettin' nothin. Run along, little man.

dansnewbeg
Jul 10th, 2005, 05:55 AM
Maria: "I just can't believe it. I'm talking to someone who actually makes more money than I do!"

heartBREAKeRS
Jul 10th, 2005, 06:31 AM
Maria: I'm like so happy I didn't win Wimbledon this year. It was just too much pressure. Plus Venus was hitting so hard it was hurting me. I just had my nails done too. She broke one of my nails!!! It was like so uncalled for... Luckily...



:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Sonja
Jul 10th, 2005, 07:27 AM
Maria: No, I'm not interested in Jen's hand me downs!

GorgeousMe!
Jul 10th, 2005, 08:26 AM
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fire away!
Maria: I'm sorry about your addiction to prescription drugs. You got any Charlie?

ceiling_fan
Jul 10th, 2005, 08:38 AM
Maria Sharapova lays down the rules

"No grabbing, no pinching,.."

pav
Jul 10th, 2005, 08:55 AM
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Matt "I wanna be Your Friend"
Masha Thinks "Shit, when will this end? "
asks "But aren't You Jen's friend?"
Matt "Nah, She aint playing no more
that Bitch is a bore,I'm no longer on TV
no one wants Me You see
so let Me link up with You
that way I'll still be on view
I'll be well behaved and discreet
sitting in Your family seat"

Masha "Look,I'm the blonde tennis Queen
and You're a washed up hasbeen
so get out of My sight
You tennis parasite
Goodbye pretend friend
go drive someone eslse round the bend"

CooCooCachoo
Jul 10th, 2005, 09:32 AM
Matt: "Yours surely are better than Jen's"