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Calimero377
Jul 5th, 2005, 08:47 PM
... had been from the U.S., had been an IMG client and had worn dresses on-court that revealed 50%plus of her beautiful boobs when waiting for opponents' serve?

We wouldn't have those damn greatest-ever discussions .... :angel:

Calimero377
Jul 5th, 2005, 08:58 PM
None of that would help her fugliness Cali... :)


You asked for it ....

http://www.princerton.fsnet.co.uk/steffigraf014.jpg

jfk
Jul 5th, 2005, 09:14 PM
She's a "butterface," sorry.

Calimero377
Jul 5th, 2005, 09:21 PM
She's a "butterface," sorry.


You asked for it ...

http://home1.gte.net/cpq1wzv4/jpegs/1995blueeyes.jpg

Pengwin
Jul 5th, 2005, 09:23 PM
http://www.phpschool.com/bbs2/photo/maria-sharapova.jpg

Sie ist viel sexier.

Oneofakind0490
Jul 5th, 2005, 09:25 PM
How old is Maria in that pic on the botton left. She looks like shes 12.

Pengwin
Jul 5th, 2005, 09:26 PM
How old is Maria in that pic on the botton left. She looks like shes 12.

You mean top left?

ezekiel
Jul 5th, 2005, 09:29 PM
if she wasn't german, would you and Gunther be a fan of hers?

GorgeousMe!
Jul 5th, 2005, 10:04 PM
Bloody Hell! Graf retired in 1999. It is now 2005! Even me bloody Gran can remember Steffi. OLD!!!

By the way, is it cool to have Andre's babies?

blumaroo
Jul 5th, 2005, 10:17 PM
Kuznetsova always reminds me of Graf.

faboozadoo15
Jul 5th, 2005, 10:19 PM
also-- what if graf had personality?

Oneofakind0490
Jul 5th, 2005, 10:20 PM
You mean top left?Nope bottom left. Those pig tails make her look very young. Also she doesn't have feminine features.

mboyle
Jul 5th, 2005, 10:55 PM
People would have vomited and turned off the tv immediately:wavey: .

venusfan
Jul 5th, 2005, 11:08 PM
what if Graf had withdrew from the tournament after Seles was stabbed?

harloo
Jul 5th, 2005, 11:12 PM
She's a "butterface," sorry.

You know you are not right for that comment.:lol: I like Steffi she looks alright.

AkademiQ
Jul 5th, 2005, 11:14 PM
I like Graf's looks. But hasn't it been said before that America isn't the whole world? There is no set standard of beauty no matter how hard some try to make it so that there is. Find what you like and be happy.

Philbo
Jul 5th, 2005, 11:36 PM
What if Martina Navratilova was american, not a lesbian and wore sexy dresses on court?

What if MOnica was never stabbed?

There are a lot of what ifs that would mean we wouldnt be having these greatest ever discussions, and calimero would have nothing at all to justify his pathetic existence..

LDVTennis
Jul 5th, 2005, 11:44 PM
... had been from the U.S., had been an IMG client and had worn dresses on-court that revealed 50%plus of her beautiful boobs when waiting for opponents' serve?

We wouldn't have those damn greatest-ever discussions .... :angel:

Graf had a beautful body and really a very pretty face. I once stood right next to her as she maneuvered behind me to get to a table where she was going to be signing autographs, IW '96.

I'd never been this close to her before and the first shock I had was that I'd always pictured her as being bigger, more Amazon-like. I don't know why. I just did. She even seemed so all the times I had seen her play before from courtside box seats. But, from this close, she was tall and thin, with a tiny waste, long legs, small torso, big blue eyes, high cheek bones, and a prominent, but nowhere near ugly nose.

With all that going for her, she probably would have made a great spokesperson if she had ever been so inclined. But, she just wasn't. When she signed my autograph, in fact, I looked down to see a woman who was not very comfortable being there, despite the fact that she was among a crowd of her own fans. She could have commanded the room; she just didn't seem to have the desire to do so.

Martian KC
Jul 6th, 2005, 12:28 AM
What if she was never born? :eek:

Zauber
Jul 6th, 2005, 05:07 AM
I like the picture of her in the black dress.
Yes she thought being a great tennis player was good enough.
Long time ago in the Montreal tournee I stood right next to her. She was/is 5'11" and statuesque and allways impeccable in her dress and behavior.
However not a howdy Northamerican smiley.

rada
Jul 6th, 2005, 05:38 AM
maybe a nose job 1st ;) and i don't really care where graf came from she is a bitch!!!

Albireo
Jul 6th, 2005, 07:11 AM
... had been from the U.S., had been an IMG client and had worn dresses on-court that revealed 50%plus of her beautiful boobs when waiting for opponents' serve?

We wouldn't have those damn greatest-ever discussions .... :angel:

http://www.sfrevu.com/ISSUES/1999/9906/getalife.jpg

faithtrueman
Jul 6th, 2005, 07:59 AM
she looks a lot like barbra streisand........andre's was first in love with barbra...then came steffi...

Mr_Molik
Jul 6th, 2005, 08:18 AM
None of that would help her fugliness Cali... :)
Steffi is no Kournikova but she is also no Navratilova :tape: definitely somewhere in the middle :)

SM
Jul 6th, 2005, 10:54 AM
You must have alot of time on your hands, Cali.



Steffi is great. She will be remebered is great. She doesn't need fans like you who constantly start threads trying to spite other posters here and create arguments that lead to us criticising her ie her nose.



Don't you have anything more productive to do in your spare time other than fantasize and reminisce about everything Steffi graf :tape:

SM
Jul 6th, 2005, 10:57 AM
and it i quite obvious u were taking a stab at Monica's fans with the 'what if' in the title..

selestribe
Jul 6th, 2005, 12:58 PM
http://www.sfrevu.com/ISSUES/1999/9906/getalife.jpg

Excellent :lol:

tennislover
Jul 6th, 2005, 01:01 PM
http://www.phpschool.com/bbs2/photo/maria-sharapova.jpg

Sie ist viel sexier.

Masha is a real "angelface" :cool:

miranda_lou
Jul 6th, 2005, 04:43 PM
Steffi is not 5'11, she's only 5'9" with very long legs and a model's body. I stood next to her last year at the Hall of Fame induction in Newport as she was coming out. I always thought she was beautiful but she's even more beautiful close up. She is also very elegant and graceful. Very much a lady. You could imagine her in a salon pouring tea and laughing lightly, with her friends.

Andre is also much better looking in person. He has beautiful dark eyes.

As someone said, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and everybody has different tastes and different opinions about who is beautiful. Personally, I don't see the beauty in Anna K or in Maria. They just seem like vapid blonds with empty eyes to me. I could never imagine holding a conversation with either of them. But, I would never argue with any of the millions of people who think they are the height of beauty. To each his own.