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AsTrOnOtUs
Jul 5th, 2005, 03:11 PM
when you hear the name of a player ?

For example :
Venus Williams : athletic
Kim Clijsters : splits
Amélie Mauresmo : to choke
Maria Sharapova : deafening cries
Martina Navratilova : longevity
Lindsay Davenport :sportivity
JHH : To withdraw because of tiredness
Mary Pierce : To smile after winning a point
Svetlana Kuznetsova : exhibition-tournament :tape:

lindsayno1
Jul 5th, 2005, 03:34 PM
Venus Williams : athletic
Kim Clijsters : splits
Amélie Mauresmo : choker
Maria Sharapova : hatred! and the screaming
Lindsay Davenport :sportivity, tall, deadly serve!
JHH : 'allez!'
Mary Pierce : the length of time she takes to serve
Svetlana Kuznetsova : scary!

Cariaoke
Jul 5th, 2005, 03:38 PM
I think of song snippets

Venus: goddess on the mountain top... :p
Serena: shake it like saltshaker or brickhouse
Kim: Nelly's #1: two is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers
Justine: she's a man-eater
Svetlana: monster mash :o
Maria: she's a maniac, maaaaaniaccccc on the floor court :dance:

SJW
Jul 5th, 2005, 03:40 PM
Venus: legs
Serena: ass
JHH: hand

SJW
Jul 5th, 2005, 03:42 PM
hahhahaha slightly more serious:

Maria: scream
Kim: splits
Amelie: flair
Sveta: thighs
Lindsay: perfect groundies
Mary Pierce: Ma'am
Elena D: forehand
Nastya: vamp
Anna K: gorgeous
Martina Hingis: chucky (that smile :hearts: :))

iced gem
Jul 5th, 2005, 03:48 PM
Sveta: thighs


Thats exactly what came to my mind although my precise thought was "Thunder Thighs!" :yeah:

tennisbum79
Jul 5th, 2005, 03:53 PM
Venus Williams : athletic, confident, persistent, has a lot to say but can't,
liberated by first serve
Kim Clijsters : splits, fair, nice
Amélie Mauresmo : searching for herself
Maria Sharapova : Motivated, killer instinct, willing to imropve, know
her weaknesses and willing to work
Lindsay Davenport :sportivity, tall, deadly serve, deadly on midcourt, leader
JHH : 'allez!', has matured lately, punch, no self doubt on clay
Mary Pierce : long preparation between serve,
Svetlana Kuznetsova : Up-and-down, not good match player
Vera Z. : Immature, self destructively emotional
Petrova: Afraid to win big matches, under achiever
Myskina : Long rallies, grinder
Lena D. : Bad serve offset by good rallies, streaky, up and down
Serena: Fearless, intimidator, text book service motion, wild
Paty Schnyder: Highly gifted but unable to manage own talent to win
matches

Nemesis
Jul 5th, 2005, 03:57 PM
Venus: good taste
Serena: high profile clothes
Justine: backhand
Kim: Flemish press
Amelie: please win a major :sad:
Lindsay: bagels & chopsticks
Jennifer: Chandler
Maria: too much media attention
Svetlana: Eerdekens
Elena D: serve
Anastasia: dark
Elena B: Schiavone incident

iced gem
Jul 5th, 2005, 04:02 PM
Serena: catsuit
Venus: earrings
Amelie: tattoo on arm which I can never tell what it is.
Maria: grunt
Justine: backhand
Lindsay: height
Elena D.: Serve :o although I hate to say it!
Vera: :crying2:
Anastasia: eyes
Kim: Lleyton :sad:

iced gem
Jul 5th, 2005, 04:02 PM
oh.. and how could I forget Patty and her orange juice! ;)

englishjenfan
Jul 5th, 2005, 04:07 PM
Serena: Powerful in all ways
Venus: Tall, skinny
Lindsay: Respectable American
Elena.D: Her mother, looks like the person off the loreal advert.
Svetlana Kuznetsova: Burgers, dont ask me why!!
Masha: Over rated outside of the game
Kim: Shrek (in a good way) :)! all round nice person
Mary.P: Frogs legs, weird serve, too patient

Doc
Jul 5th, 2005, 04:11 PM
Venus Williams : speed
Serena Williams: aggression
Kim Clijsters : bouncy
Amélie Mauresmo : ditherer
Maria Sharapova : determination. grace
Lindsay Davenport :Lurch. Bad attitude.
JHH : ruthless ambition
Mary Pierce : power
Svetlana Kuznetsova : more power!
Elena Dementieva: Athletic

Doc
Jul 5th, 2005, 04:13 PM
I see the Williams and Lindsay fans here are using this as a Hate on Maria session again.

Cariaoke
Jul 5th, 2005, 04:19 PM
I see the Williams and Lindsay fans here are using this as a Whate on maria session again.
Lindsay Davenport :Lurch. Bad attitude.

and the Maria fans are making fun of a slightly taller player. :o

Spunky83
Jul 5th, 2005, 04:20 PM
Venus Williams : Serena
Kim Clijsters : Belgian
Amélie Mauresmo : Tattoo on her arm
Maria Sharapova : Blonde
Martina Navratilova : Old
Lindsay Davenport : tall
JHH : Tennis Goddess
Mary Pierce : Grace
Svetlana Kuznetsova : Cycling

Serena: Venus
Dementieva: Serve - ouch
Anastasia: Really nice person
Petrova: My brother (he always makes fun of her name)
J-Cap: Fight
Molik: Aussie
Schnyder: Hair and Conchi
Martinez: Schnyder and ear



...yep, sometimes weird but true

Doc
Jul 5th, 2005, 04:21 PM
and the Maria fans are making fun of a slightly taller player. :o

retaliation.

rottweily
Jul 5th, 2005, 04:27 PM
Lindsay: grandma
Serena: fashion
Venus: grace
Maria: overrated
Kim: still a kid
JHH: ultimate horror AND satisfaction for fans
Kuznetsova: beast

browneyes
Jul 5th, 2005, 05:55 PM
Serena: Diva; Dominatrix; Overly dramatic
Venus: The Queen
Kim Clijsters: Seize the moment..no one's going to hand you a major
Amélie Mauresmo: Choker; plays beautiful looking tennis without soul
Maria Sharapova: Daddy why did I lose that point?
Lindsay Davenport: Great interview; deadly forehand
JHH: Herpes complex 2; the hand
Svetlana Kuznetsova: Wide mouth
Dementieva: Learn to serve & beat her ass Venus
Anastasia: Cher's long lost relative
Petrova: Head case
J-Cap: You know
Martina Nav: Too outspoken
Vera Z: Seek counseling
<hr>
Pam Shriver: The Utmost Bitch
Mary Carillo: Obnoxious Bitch who likes the sound of her own voice
Mary Jo: Undercover, fake Bitch
Tracey Austin: Pasty, pale, fried blonde Bitch

Apoorv
Jul 5th, 2005, 06:31 PM
elena d: feel good. but get tense as she never wins a gs. feel sorry for serve.
serena: bully on court. very powerful and confident
mary: hitting good forehand and then smiling
venus: wimbledon champ (now a days)
maria s: scream and hitting a powerful return

V-MAC
Jul 5th, 2005, 06:54 PM
I think of song snippets

Venus: goddess on the mountain top... :p
Serena: shake it like saltshaker or brickhouse
Kim: Nelly's #1: two is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers
Justine: she's a man-eater
Svetlana: monster mash :o
Maria: she's a maniac, maaaaaniaccccc on the floor court :dance:

yes me too:lol:

VENUS: " I know a girl with the golden touch" ;) - Razorlight (Golden Touch)
VERA Z: " Cry me a river" :sad: - JT (Cry me a River)
CHANDA: " You're beautiful, it's true" - James Blunt (You're Beautiful)

GorgeousMe!
Jul 5th, 2005, 07:37 PM
Serena: Diva; Dominatrix; Overly dramatic
Venus: The Queen
Kim Clijsters: Seize the moment..no one's going to hand you a major
Amélie Mauresmo: Choker; plays beautiful looking tennis without soul
Maria Sharapova: Daddy why did I lose that point?
Lindsay Davenport: Great interview; deadly forehand
JHH: Herpes complex 2; the hand
Svetlana Kuznetsova: Wide mouth
Dementieva: Learn to serve & beat her ass Venus
Anastasia: Cher's long lost relative
Petrova: Head case
J-Cap: You know
Martina Nav: Too outspoken
Vera Z: Seek counseling
<hr>
Pam Shriver: The Utmost Bitch
Mary Carillo: Obnoxious Bitch who likes the sound of her own voice
Mary Jo: Undercover, fake Bitch
Tracey Austin: Pasty, pale, fried blonde Bitch
Serena: extra large boobies
Venus: spots without make up
Kim: too nice
Amelie: failed potential
Maria: bitch
Lindsay: coulda woulda shoulda
Justine: cheat
Svetlana: can't help her physical appearance
Elena: serve
Anastasia: Vamp
Petrova: Why? And Who?
Jenny: Trailer trash
Navers: Spectacles
Vera: Doomed to outer courts
Pam: Bitter old cow
Mary: thanks God each day for her luck
Tracey: Regret :)

Pengwin
Jul 5th, 2005, 07:41 PM
<hr>
Pam Shriver: The Utmost Bitch
Mary Carillo: Obnoxious Bitch who likes the sound of her own voice
Mary Jo: Undercover, fake Bitch
Tracey Austin: Pasty, pale, fried blonde Bitch

:haha:

Golinds
Jul 5th, 2005, 08:03 PM
Serena - venus
Venus - serena
Lindsay - solid serve, great forehand, great backhand, amazing g/s, tall, friendly, consistant, etc etc
Maria - overrated, overhyped, loud 100 decibal scream
Justine - good but not so good now
Kim - friendly, splits, not as dominent as once was
Momo - i would if i could
Svenlana - braces, quite nice
J Capp - Who?
Sprem - once was...but no more
Mary Pierce - friendly
Amy Frazier - sun lotion, friendly
Tracy Austin - *pukes*
Pam shriver - cool
Martina Nav - how may years now?

xan
Jul 5th, 2005, 08:19 PM
Serena - power, shrieks
Venus - revenge
Lindsay - ugly, overrated, choker with bitter fans
Maria - gutsy, great shots, intensity
Justine - focussed
Kim - good natured, hard-hitter
Momo - Almost, but not quite
Svetlana - strong

serenafan08
Jul 5th, 2005, 09:25 PM
Serena - the diva
Venus - the elegant, classy one
Lindsay - the game's best ambassador
Kim - Mary Poppins; she's just so nice
Justine - the warrior
Maria - the kid
Svetlana - hmmmm...don't know what to think :confused:
Anastasia - a rollercoaster

Mon.
Jul 5th, 2005, 09:40 PM
Serena - Diva
Venus - Smart
Kim - my girl :kiss: :hearts:
Lindsay - deadly serve
Justine - :tape:
Amélie - flair
Maria - grunts, intensity
Svetlana - racket :lol:

Infiniti2001
Jul 5th, 2005, 10:50 PM
Venus - Intelligent , Confident, Diva,Class, grace, elegant, Goddess, gazelle, legs wingspan
Maria - camera peddling blonde
Serena-Venus's lil sis
Anastacia-Marilyn Manson
Kim- splits
Lindsay- quiet calm
Vera- I want my mommy

LindsayRocks89
Jul 6th, 2005, 12:23 AM
man some of the things you guys come up with are hilarious

Black Mamba.
Jul 6th, 2005, 12:37 AM
Serena- Power, intensity, talented
Venus- Grace, fast, quick, athletic
Momo- Choker, slightly overrrated
Kim- Doesn't have killer instinct
Maria- Yuri, loud screams

Lindsay- Good person, very talented
Juju- has Heart, the hand, great on clay
Myskina- Dracula
Dementieva- Serve

Andy Mac
Jul 6th, 2005, 12:40 AM
I see the Williams and Lindsay fans here are using this as a Hate on Maria session again.
with yu 100% on that one

Stamp Paid
Jul 6th, 2005, 01:07 AM
Serena: sexy beautiful woman; only using 70% of her potential
Venus: supremely talented; only using 40% of her potential; supreme threat
Maria: threat to the throne on several fronts...
Kim: sweetheart
Alicia: Beautiful big girl
Lindsay: :yawn:
Sveta: could really like this one if she gets it together mentally
JHH: unscrupulous tennis goddess; super threat on clay
Amelie: sublimely talented; very watchable

Sonja
Jul 6th, 2005, 01:10 AM
I don't want to have to delete any more posts relating to man, penis, etc. Let's see if we can manage just a wee bit of maturity here, people. :rolleyes:

xan
Jul 6th, 2005, 01:19 AM
I don't want to have to delete any more posts relating to man, penis, etc. Let's see if we can manage just a wee bit of maturity here, people. :rolleyes:

Hmmmm. This whole thread is just an accident waiting to happen.

Sonja
Jul 6th, 2005, 01:20 AM
You are correct but I'm willing to give it another chance. Next post report and it closes, however, and that someone gets a time out.

Diesel
Jul 6th, 2005, 01:22 AM
and the Maria fans are making fun of a slightly taller player. :o

Yep.

SM
Jul 6th, 2005, 01:56 AM
Dokic: nice tits nice arse ;)...oh yeah and she plays tennis, i nearly forgot that

VeeReeDavJCap81
Jul 6th, 2005, 02:00 AM
Serena - power, shrieks
Venus - revenge
Lindsay - ugly, overrated, choker with bitter fans
Maria - gutsy, great shots, intensity
Justine - focussed
Kim - good natured, hard-hitter
Momo - Almost, but not quite
Svetlana - strong

Not surprising :rolleyes:

serenafan08
Jul 6th, 2005, 02:13 AM
man some of the things you guys come up with are hilarious
I thought the same thing!!! :lol:

ceiling_fan
Jul 6th, 2005, 02:18 AM
I think of song snippets

Venus: goddess on the mountain top... :p
Serena: shake it like saltshaker or brickhouse
Kim: Nelly's #1: two is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers
Justine: she's a man-eater
Svetlana: monster mash :o
Maria: she's a maniac, maaaaaniaccccc on the floor court :dance:

:haha:

ceiling_fan
Jul 6th, 2005, 02:22 AM
For example :
Venus Williams : athleticism
Kim Clijsters : the splits
Amélie Mauresmo : man-ish jaw
Maria Sharapova : shrieks
Martina Navratilova : old
Lindsay Davenport : 29
JHH : short and man-ish
Mary Pierce : starfish from animations
Svetlana Kuznetsova : nice hair! :p and or cough syrup

polishprodigy
Jul 6th, 2005, 02:59 AM
Venus Williams : arrogant, inconsistency, her power
Kim Clijsters : injured
Amélie Mauresmo : chokes when under pressure. That and that she is a lesbian (nothing wrong with that)
Maria Sharapova : how she is so young yet ranked so high. Also, how she is Russian but raised in America.
Martina Navratilova : How at 48, she is still able to win matches on the tour in doubles and mixed. Amazing longevity.
Lindsay Davenport :Great sportsmanship, less-than-spectacular fitness
JHH : that she is quite short in height
Mary Pierce : Her funny expressions when playing and serving, her long waits between points when serving, and a friend of mine who has a joke about her (the joke is that you imitate her by faking a leg injury, getting treatment, and then coming back to the court and hitting awesome winners).
Svetlana Kuznetsova :her US Open speech, where her English was quite poor and she kinda spit when she talked
Serena Williams: her talent, how sometimes she can look pretty and other times she can look ugly, her over-dramatizations at times and her larger-than-normal buttocks
Marta Domachowska - beauty, makes Polish people proud
Nancy Loeffler-Caro - has the spirit and commitment but far from having any hint of tennis skill

polishprodigy
Jul 6th, 2005, 03:06 AM
ooh some more:

Patty Schnyder - orange juice
Conchita Martinez - should retire
Anna Pistolesi - punching bag for new players
Jelena Dokic - she was top 5?
Fabiola Zuluaga - how she doesn't play on grass (i was shocked that she just doesn't commit to wimbledon - makes perfect sense - but nonethless I was shocked)
Angelique Widjaja - pretty, a shame she has injuries
Barbara Schwartz - so much talent, but so many injuries preventing her from reaching her full potential
Alicia Molik - her deep voice
Marie-Eve Pelletier - choking on big points
Stephanie Dubois - huge talent, pretty
Sesil Karatantcheva - the younger Bulgarian version of Sharapova

ace4lleykim
Jul 6th, 2005, 03:40 AM
Kim: splits, athletic, 'you know'
Myskina: drama queen (not in a bad way)
Lindsay: slow motion tennis
Justine: the women's Roger
Vera: cry baby
Maria: the next Monica Seles's scream fan, daddy's little girl
Elena D.: OMG, she just hit an ace! This should go to Ripley's Believe It or Not.

andrewbroad
Aug 3rd, 2005, 02:06 AM
My eternal fanship:

Monica Seles: tigress
Maria Sharapova: flairsome power
Daniela Hantuchová: angel
Jelena Dokic: 6-2 6-0
Iva Majoli: ice-maiden
Karina Habšudová: spreading rallies
Iroda Tulyaganova: voluptitude
Vera Zvonarëva: fighting spirit

Other nice players:

Tatiana Golovin: microshorts
Maria Kirilenko: cuteness
Sania Mirza: flashy
Gisela Dulko: pretty
Anna Chakvetadze: biro
Marion Bartoli: devout Selesian
Jana Novotná: touch

Current top players:

Lindsay Davenport: pug-dog
Amélie Mauresmo: muscles
Svetlana Kuznetsova: tank (noun)
Justine Henin-Hardenne: Palpatine
Elena Dementieva: serve
Serena Williams: buoy
Venus Williams: Medusa
Anastasia Myskina: Drusilla

--
Dr. Andrew Broad
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/ (http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/)
http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/ (http://www.geocities.com/andrewbroad/tennis/)

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jeldani/ (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/jeldani/)

Boss monkey
Aug 3rd, 2005, 02:28 AM
Venus Williams : unpredictable
Kim Clijsters : nice
Amélie Mauresmo : not quite there yet
Maria Sharapova : what is next
Martina Navratilova : ever lasting
Lindsay Davenport : choke
JHH : nice backhand
Mary Pierce : takes her time
Svetlana Kuznetsova : braces

Dawn Marie
Aug 3rd, 2005, 03:26 AM
Venus: smart,multifaceted mind,classy,under-rated desire for tennis,rose water dish,guitar

Serena: off the hook,comedian,determined,jackie,pink dress,black catsuit

Kim: Splits,no slams,must win,too nice during final,bonde wool like hair.

Myskina: Witch,Vampire,Black Magic,anger,jealousy

Maria: media madness,scream,exposed on grass,pressure,young,confident

Vera: stocky,tears,cry baby,brat,underachiever.

Mauresmo: pressure on clay,one hander,france,lesbian,Martina Hingis.

Lindsay: no credit,tall,US Open,fed cup.harcourt,kids.

Jennifer C: Jail,ghetto,underachiever,determination,mug shot,prodigy,fed cup.

Justine: French Open,one hander,expired mother,determination,cheat.

Svetlana: School girly,braces,braids,stocky,forehand,one to beat.

Elena D: Indian Wells and defamtion of characters,liar,rank plummet,no serve,inconsistant.

Mary Pierce: content,power,catholic,cross on neck,legs,orange dress.

Blonde_Ambition7
Aug 3rd, 2005, 05:08 AM
Venus- classy, tall, gazelle, power backhand, moves to net more, thank god she did something to her hair..better dresser than serena, wimbledon champion, smile, matchpoint down, fierce competitor

Serena- bad dresser, bad hair, draws attention to the game, power, speed, broken rackets, hope she's determined, confidence bordering on arrogance, due for some big wins

Maria- blonde, tall, power, pressure, meal ticket, yuri, fashionable, longevity?, attracts haters, jealousy, mentally tough, c'mon! determined, tennis pretty (diff from real world pretty), consistent, inspiring

Lindsay- big, laser like groundies, bad haircuts, slow, i copy her exact service motion, looked over by press EXTREMELY

Amelie- that weird thing on her leg (does anyone know what that is) variety, choker, strained

Justine- short, clay, virus, allez

Kim- lleyton, not as ugly as i thought, hardcourts, splits, cupcakes

Myskina- big orange racket, teeth, yells at coach

Mary Pierce- surprising power, that weird thing she does with her mouth and jaw

Hayato
Aug 3rd, 2005, 05:13 AM
Venus Williams- Grunt
Serena Williams- Grunt
Monica Seles- Grunt
Maria Sharapova- Grunt
Jelena Dokic- 'tisch'
Kuznetsova- hard hitting
Pierce- stroking her ponytail
Lindsay Davenport- head dropping
Mauresmo- sleeveless shirt
Navratilova- glasses
Clijsters- blonde hair
Henin-Hardenne- hand

Just the first thing that comes into my head :)

Sun*Kissed
Aug 3rd, 2005, 05:26 AM
Serena- arrogant, fashion, big butt, high risk tennis, aggressive

Kimmie- split, gymnast mom, engagement, all balls coming back, 4 time slam finalist, belgian sister, sweet, nice, friendly, well liked

Justine- pierre yves, belgian sister, backhand, fit

Venus- low key, forehand, forehand breakdown, wing span, tall

Maria- grunt, blond,tall, loud, screech, yuri, russia, bolliterri, ball bashing,media, teenyboppers

Lindsay-injury, veteran, mope, clean ball striker,
Amelie- french, choking, variety

Hingis- grinning, melanie molliter

VeeReeDavJCap81
Aug 3rd, 2005, 05:28 AM
Lindsay-Perfect groundies
Serena-Feared
Venus-Grace
Capriati-Footwork
Maria-Scary Eyes
Mary-Braid
Lena D-Chirp
Svetlana-Thighs
Kim-Splits
Justine-Backhand
Lee-Waters-Unique grunt

VeraNuVirgosFan
Aug 3rd, 2005, 07:45 AM
Masha: Over rated outside of the game
Maria: overrated
Maria - overrated, overhyped
"Overrated" all the way to world #1!!

I just can't wait!!

VeraNuVirgosFan
Aug 3rd, 2005, 08:01 AM
Maria: bitch
In Russian language: bitch = Gorgeous Me = Kрасивая Я

Per
Aug 3rd, 2005, 08:43 AM
Venus Williams: Chimp :lol:
Serena Williams : A chimp's sister :lol:
Sharapova: Sex :hearts:
Davenport: Ass :lol:
Henin: Ass-hole :lol:
Myskina: Overbite /Kрасивая Я :lol:
Dementieva: Want me :hearts:
Kuznetsova: Beauty queen :lol:
Mauremo: Tommy Hass :lol:
Tommy Hass: Mauresmo :lol:
Clijsters: My sister :lol:

Sorry, folks! I am just making fun!!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

Portobello
Aug 3rd, 2005, 09:01 AM
Venus Williams: Chimp :lol:
Serena Williams : A chimp's sister :lol:
Sharapova: Sex :hearts:
Davenport: Ass :lol:
Henin: Ass-hole :lol:
Myskina: Overbite /Kрасивая Я :lol:
Dementieva: Want me :hearts:
Kuznetsova: Beauty queen :lol:
Mauremo: Tommy Hass :lol:
Tommy Hass: Mauresmo :lol:
Clijsters: My sister :lol:

Sorry, folks! I am just making fun!!!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

kammgretel
Aug 3rd, 2005, 09:12 AM
Venus Williams : speed
Serena Williams: aggression
Kim Clijsters : bouncy
Amélie Mauresmo : ditherer
Maria Sharapova : determination. grace
Lindsay Davenport :Lurch. Bad attitude.
JHH : ruthless ambition
Mary Pierce : power
Svetlana Kuznetsova : more power!
Elena Dementieva: Athletic

quite in one, surely a Super WTA player, like R. Federer now. :lol:

sixfeetfree
Aug 3rd, 2005, 09:15 AM
I usually think "is that English?"

Lady
Aug 3rd, 2005, 09:21 AM
In Russian language: bitch = Gorgeous Me = Kрасивая Я

This is the 1st time I heard that Bitch meand Gorgeous Me.
Bitch doesn't mean anything good in Russian, what did you mean by that?

VeraNuVirgosFan
Aug 3rd, 2005, 09:35 AM
Venus Williams: Chimp
Serena Williams : A chimp's sister

I am just making fun!!!!!
But it isn't funny at all - it's even offensive!!

In fact it's a really poor taste of yours.

"Sluggy"
Aug 3rd, 2005, 09:40 AM
Heres mine...

Iveta: So cute, pretty eyes
Mary: commitment to work, longevity
Venus: Hard working
Serena: Fabulous and Sexy, like a superhero in disguise or something
Tati: Secret agent
Ivanovic: Sultry
Petra Mandula: voluptuousness
Justine: dedicated
Kim: Kindness
Samantha Reeves: Cute Bum
Alicia: Powerserve

icequeen
Aug 3rd, 2005, 11:14 AM
man some of the things you guys come up with are hilarious


Yes they are.

icequeen
Aug 3rd, 2005, 11:17 AM
I don't want to have to delete any more posts relating to man, penis, etc. Let's see if we can manage just a wee bit of maturity here, people. :rolleyes:

Momo has a very unusual looking face and she looks the exact same as she did when she was a child.

sweet_angel23
Aug 3rd, 2005, 11:25 AM
Maria - daddy's girl
Venus - jumpin' jumpin.. :bounce:
Serena - fashionista :cool:
Lindsay - Great person :worship:
Kim - sporty gal
Amelie - muscles

Per
Aug 3rd, 2005, 01:07 PM
But it isn't funny at all - it's even offensive!!

In fact it's a really poor taste of yours.

Sorry again. Seriously, I will use these words:

Venus Williams: Fastness, power, a real champ
Serena Williams : Beautiful, a real champ
Sharapova: Sexy, cute
Davenport: Tall, bad taste
Henin: Illness, Monaco
Myskina: #1 Bitch, sex-appeal
Dementieva: Sweet, nice, cute
Kuznetsova: Muscles
Mauremo: France “dynamite”
Tommy Hass: (I don’t know him)
Clijsters: Nice person

Greetings :wavey:

VeraNuVirgosFan
Aug 3rd, 2005, 01:17 PM
Sorry again. Seriously, I will use these words:

Venus Williams: Fastness, power, a real champ
Serena Williams : Beautiful, a real champ



Greetings :wavey:
That's much better!!

Oermi
Aug 3rd, 2005, 01:39 PM
Venus - Wimbledon,only laughing after a game, athletic
Serena - maybe a popstar but not a tennisplayer (don't know why..!?)
LenaD - cute, blonde
Maria - beautiful, grunt
Amélie - tattoo, the weird hair tie
Mary - emotions, power, concentration, friendliness, my favorite :hearts:

K-Dog
Aug 3rd, 2005, 06:10 PM
Venus: amazing, quick, big first serve, backhand, sometimes shakey forehand, athletic
Serena: diva, tough competitor, a little lazy, power, fashionista
Maria: arrogance, bitchy, her hated father, her shrieks, power player
Amelie: lesbian (don't know why other than I know she is one), talent, athletic, backhand, choker
Justine: short, hard-worker, tons of talent, backhand, the "hand", clay courts
Kim: fake nice, splits, quick, retriever, shakey forehand, choker, hard courts
Lindsay: tall, big serve and groundies, slow, negative attitude, consistent, hard courts and grass courts

alfajeffster
Aug 3rd, 2005, 06:19 PM
Venus: the shriek
Serena: Tits
Maria: the shriek
Amelie: that sultry, sexy voice
Justine: Feisty
Kim: Nice
Lindsay: Baby Huey

ampers&
Aug 3rd, 2005, 06:45 PM
Serena – Amazing, aggressive, intimidating, fearless, charisma, beautiful, #1 fighter in the game, ass galore :drool:, entertaining, 13 Grand Slams, one half of the reason I love tennis. :hearts:
Venus – :bowdown: Goddess, intelligent, determined, 127mph, groundbreaker, leader, class, smile, 8 grand slams, the other half of the reason I love tennis. :hearts:
Lindsay - forehand, backhand, friendly, consistent, focused, former #1 ( :sad: )
Maria – fighter, Yuri, over-hyped, Yuri, Russian (NOT), Yuri, Wimbledon champ, Yuri, beautiful, Yuri, new #1, Yuri, powerful, and…uhhhh…Yuri. :shrug:
Justine – clay court queen, beautiful game, inconsistent, 4-12 record against 2 certain sisters :tape:
Kim – friendly, defense, cute as a button, Lleyton ( :fiery: )

Black Mamba.
Aug 3rd, 2005, 09:15 PM
For some strange reason I think of NBA players when I think of some of these players.

Serena- The Shaq of tennis when they are in shape and ready to go they are simply unstopable.

Venus- Ray Allen of tennis. Both are really smooth with their games and personalities, but don't let that cool persona fool you beacuse both are deadly and when they're on their games almost no one can stop them.

Henin- Allen Iverson of tennis. Both have so much heart and talent, and they both use their small frames to consistantly outperform players that are bigger and stronger.

Sharapova-- Lebron James of tennis. Both are so young, so talented, and in time both will be the best players in their respective sports.

Lindsay Davenport-- Tim Duncan of tennis. Both are very talented and dedicated, but they both are often overlooked for players with more flash and hype even though amongst their peers they are considered some of the best.

Amelie-- Kevin Garnett of tennis. Both are great players that have accomplished so much in their careers, but both are plagued with questions of their ability to win when it matters for Momo it is about winning slams in KG's case it is about winning championships.

alfajeffster
Aug 3rd, 2005, 09:19 PM
For some strange reason I think of NBA players when I think of some of these players...

Probably because most of them wear the same size sneakers.

Zippy
Aug 4th, 2005, 08:40 PM
As a guy ;)

Venus: beautiful black queen
Serena: voluptuous black princess
Kim: badunkadunk
Justine: toned
Amelie: potential threesome
Lindsay: eh…
Jennifer: thickness
Maria: too skinny doesn’t equal sexy
Svetlana: uh, everyone’s beautiful in there own way…
Elena D: typical blond
Anastasia: mysteriously sorta sexy


JK :angel:, But really tennis wise:

Venus: reach
Serena: aggressive
Kim: quick
Justine: determined
Amelie: adaptive
Lindsay: powerful
Jennifer: tantrums
Maria: phenom
Svetlana: potential
Elena D: double-fought
Anastasia: lucky