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Jun 16th, 2005, 02:59 PM

Because I am the biggest egomaniac and click fiend this side of the known world, I would just like to know... what do you think is the best ever post in my blog? :p

Give reasons and answer with flair! :lol:

The URL is on my sig

Jun 16th, 2005, 05:27 PM
You think I'm going to read all 286 posts in your silly little snotbucket of a website? Well Phuket, and phuk off!

I managed to force my eyelids open long enough for about 13 whole entries and 22 partial entries to absorb themselves into my little brain, and I have to say I was most disturbed by the experience. Not only was I constantly subjected to the sight of your face (presumably that is you? Well it certainly isn't Kevin Bacon), but I also had to put up with:

- too many potentially decent movie reviews cluttered with excessive verbal flair and "look-at-me-I'm-wacky" humour

- over-use of the non-sequitur with intent to amuse

- too many references to TV shows and cultural phenomena of which I have no inside knowledge but can clearly see the lameness

- too many words I didn't understand (Kendra? Boracay? Crapola? Parameter? Just because you're from Singapore doesn't mean you get to make up silly nonsense-words!)

- your insistance on consistently spelling your name 'jacs' without the use of the letters B, U, T, M, N or H

- section 3b, paragraph 19 (excessive use of non-numbered lists)

- the lingering nostalgia of a more innocent time when Transformers were still popular

Also, as a future ruler of the world, I feel I have to question your morals in your decision to use green as a background colour for your site.

I would therefore have to conclude that the best only good post in your blog was "An Exercise in Insanity II", and only because it was mildly less painful to read than being excreted sideways through an inside-out hedgehog into Dr Spike McThorny's Experimental Cactus Laboratory.

Good day.

Jun 16th, 2005, 06:11 PM
i dont even know what a blog is i read a few entrys and some i didnt 'get'.....others i found humourous....and some were touching. i liked
As suggested by Transcience wrote on 27th January 05....as its true how these conversations go....espically number 3 lol. reading stuff like this makes me realise how dumb i actually am and for someone from a different country who has a better knowledge of the english language that someone whos mother tongue is english says alot.

Dana Marcy
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:33 PM
Hey jacs! I'll give you a minute while you wake up.



Well,HELLLLLOOOOOOO my globetrotting, internet prepaid card buying, baby tiger cuddling, sunblock needing, "what the hell is a Sith" asking, office shrieking, movie blog deleting, money losing, fellow reality TV junkie. :wavey:

I got a kick out of your crazy adventures aka Belligerent Bliss and I do have a secret to share with you since you've been so open. :secret: (My work has eaten me whole, too. Shhhhhhh!)

Now you asked and I shall answer...but let me flick my hair first. *flick* Now...where was I? Ah, yes, my favorite entry in your blog. Well, I'd say it was - wait, jacs, hold on. I need to flick again. *flick* And again. *flick* There now, much better. :D While there was LOTS to choose from (and no, jacs, table whoring-Thai style was NOT an option!) here is the one that tickled my fancy...

Things are bittersweet in Reality TV (read: that which controls 88% of my attention). The hateful Constantine was shockingly booted out of American Idol after a dreadful rendition of a Nickelback song. Millions of people around the world made indignant noises while I danced merrily around the office, celebrating the end of camera whoring. I predict that the hateful Scott will "upset" Vonzell for a third place spot.

"Hateful", jacs? Was it the eyeliner, the slanted microphone stand or the fact that he appeared in the road company of Rent? Or...was it that his hair also looked like it was fried with bacon and eggs? :tape: And *slap* how dare you make such a prediction against my girl Vonzell?! :p I know you were rooting for her (kind of) but I just felt like slapping you anyway. :hehehe:

So there you go, future ruler of the world. :worship:


Oh...and *slap*! That was for rooting against Team Brasil. :p :angel:

Jun 16th, 2005, 10:00 PM
So much for the "no smilies" rule... but if you had to use them, at least you did it properly!!

Dana Marcy
Jun 16th, 2005, 10:12 PM
So much for the "no smilies" rule... but if you had to use them, at least you did it properly!!


:woohoo: You can have your avatars, signatures, location and smilies back! :woohoo:

Jun 16th, 2005, 10:22 PM
Humor me.

Make me.

Jun 18th, 2005, 10:22 AM
Jacs as you no doubt believe your own ramplings and as you stated you have the ego of all ego's. What i say can do little to inflate or deflate your ego so i reserve the right to comment, as i will not be responsible for your rise to WTAWorld ego king;)