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skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:00 PM
:dog:

how bad is the worst sex you've had?if you're a virgin, how bad do u think bad sex will be?

Joan Rivers
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:02 PM
I had awful sex for the first few years of my marriage because I knew nothing about sex. All my mother ever told me about sleeping with your husband was the man goes on top. For 3 years we slept in bunk beds.

SJW
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:03 PM
the worst sex was when i was out of my head drunk. and i thought fuck this and decided to stop lol.

xr6turbo
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:03 PM
:dog:

how bad is the worst sex you've had?if you're a virgin, how bad do u think bad sex will be?
Very bad ;)

alexusjonesfan
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:05 PM
?if you're a virgin, how bad do u think bad sex will be?

I was told sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good ;)

SpikeyAidanm
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:05 PM
dry sex with clothes on was bad if that counts lol, I could hardly breath :o

skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:05 PM
Very bad ;):angel:

Helen Lawson
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:06 PM
Jess and Floyd both had drinking problems, so it was too many times to remember.

skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:07 PM
I was told sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good ;)

virgin, um, viggen honey, bad sex can be as bad as constipation.

xr6turbo
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:09 PM
virgin, um, viggen honey, bad sex can be as bad as constipation.
Hehe :devil:

Are we ever going to play tennis :eek:

Joan Rivers
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:16 PM
Jess and Floyd both had drinking problems, so it was too many times to remember.
Hon is it true the twins were conceived after Jess was all horny and liquored up after filming The Milkman with Piper Laurie and was so drunk that he didn't realise you were pregnant until you started showing after about 7 months?

skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:20 PM
Hehe :devil:

Are we ever going to play tennis :eek:

not while mother nature is being a bitch and a half!

Helen Lawson
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:22 PM
Hon is it true the twins were conceived after Jess was all horny and liquored up after filming The Milkman with Piper Laurie and was so drunk that he didn't realise you were pregnant until you started showing after about 7 months?

No, he didn't develop the drinking problem until after we were married for a few years. That was because his career went down the toilet, and NOT from being around me 24/7! Anyway, we kind of had to get married, get the drift, so Jess was quite the stud then. I remember the night, I told him this story about how Marlene Deitrich had approached me at the Hollywood Cantina with the idea of a 3-way with Jess and me, and even though I of course turned her down, the idea really turned him on, and it was hot stuff. So hot stuff that we forgot to take some precautions!

Joan Rivers
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:30 PM
No, he didn't develop the drinking problem until after we were married for a few years. That was because his career went down the toilet, and NOT from being around me 24/7! Anyway, we kind of had to get married, get the drift, so Jess was quite the stud then. I remember the night, I told him this story about how Marlene Deitrich had approached me at the Hollywood Cantina with the idea of a 3-way with Jess and me, and even though I of course turned her down, the idea really turned him on, and it was hot stuff. So hot stuff that we forgot to take some precautions!
I hear you, Hel. Marlene? Sounds great compared to the 3-way I was rumored to be the preferred guest of - Roseanne and Tom Arnold. They never approached me about it but that rumor was doing the rounds. Tom has a fetish for bitchy comediennes but not even I'm that desperate, Hel.

Melissa was conceived during a huge snow storm in NY. Edgar and I were totally snowed in and after 6 days were so bored that we had sex for a minute or two and the next morning I woke up and Melissa was kicking me already.

Helen Lawson
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:32 PM
I hear you, Hel. Marlene? Sounds great compared to the 3-way I was rumored to be the preferred guest of - Roseanne and Tom Arnold. They never approached me about it but that rumor was doing the rounds. Tom has a fetish for bitchy comediennes but not even I'm that desperate, Hel.

Melissa was conceived during a huge snow storm in NY. Edgar and I were totally snowed in and after 6 days were so bored that we had sex for a minute or two and the next morning I woke up and Melissa was kicking me already.

Rosanne and Tom? Yuck! I think I'd rather go down on Terri Schiavo.

xr6turbo
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:33 PM
not while mother nature is being a bitch and a half!
I think its supposed to be fine at the start or next week. :)

Joan Rivers
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:35 PM
Rosanne and Tom? Yuck! I think I'd rather go down on Terri Schiavo.
That reminds me - have they taken the 3 minute sex scene out of the Terri movie yet?

Helen Lawson
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:37 PM
That reminds me - have they taken the 3 minute sex scene out of the Terri movie yet?

Which one? The one where I have to sleep with an orderly in the medications closet to get him to smuggle Terri out, or the one where Michael's doing it with the chippie?

Joan Rivers
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:44 PM
Which one? The one where I have to sleep with an orderly in the medications closet to get him to smuggle Terri out, or the one where Michael's doing it with the chippie?
Hel, I meant the Michael one. I didn't know they had you doing one as well. Who's playing the orderly? I hope the actor playing the orderly is sufficiently sexy. Sex scenes can take hours to film so you want to be with someone nice. I had to film one with Robert Blake in Baretta. Absolute torture!

Helen Lawson
Jun 15th, 2005, 04:50 PM
Hel, I meant the Michael one. I didn't know they had you doing one as well. Who's playing the orderly? I hope the actor playing the orderly is sufficiently sexy. Sex scenes can take hours to film so you want to be with someone nice. I had to film one with Robert Blake in Baretta. Absolute torture!

Joan, you really took one for the team on that one!

Alan Cumming is playing the orderly. He's trying to make a comeback from oblivion. I guess no one told him Lifetime TV movies are only for people irreversibly on their way down! He'll figure it out, I did my first one thinking it was just until a "real" picture came along. It's like quicksand!

cellophane
Jun 15th, 2005, 06:31 PM
I was told sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good ;)

But bad pizza sucks! :( ;)

CC
Jun 15th, 2005, 06:47 PM
Maybe about a 5 out of 10.

DemWilliamsGulls
Jun 15th, 2005, 07:07 PM
I dont know...bad sex to me is anal intercourse...unless im "doin it" with someone that I really like and turn me on....that shit is just PAINFUL. *maybe ya'll TRUE bottoms can give me tips* I consider myself versitile...so im top and bttm, but i hardly do any of intercourse...im a oral man ;) Also...I dont like rough sex...its too much energy and it dosent do anything for me...I dont like a lot of biting or when someone nibble on you (nipples) anything that has to do with pain...is bad sex to me.

BritneySpearsIsHot
Jun 15th, 2005, 07:20 PM
I swear an ex girlfriend of mine though my penis was detachable she yanked on it that hard, not to mention she didn't shave and didn't taste very nice........now that was bad sex *shudders*

controlfreak
Jun 15th, 2005, 07:26 PM
Q. How does Edward Scissorhands masturbate?

A. Very carefully.

skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 07:36 PM
Q. How does Edward Scissorhands masturbate?

A. Very carefully.

read between the lines.:THE FAVOURITE!

:lol:

GBFH
Jun 15th, 2005, 07:50 PM
:shrug:

wasn't great. hurt like hell. but it was as much my fault as his.

skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 08:48 PM
:shrug:

wasn't great. hurt like hell. but it was as much my fault as his.
anal?

that's one thing i'm never gonna try.

Helen Lawson
Jun 15th, 2005, 08:58 PM
One of my husbands, I won't say which one, once asked about anal sex. I told him I'd consider it if he let me shove a broom handle in and out of his ass for 20 minutes.

That was the last time he asked about anal sex.

I really should start an advice column for young girls. I could call it "Ask Helen." I have so much wisdom to share and advice to give. I wouldn't take any guff either, if some tart needed a telling off, I'd tell her off.

skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 09:46 PM
One of my husbands, I won't say which one, once asked about anal sex. I told him I'd consider it if he let me shove a broom handle in and out of his ass for 20 minutes.

That was the last time he asked about anal sex.

I really should start an advice column for young girls. I could call it "Ask Helen." I have so much wisdom to share and advice to give. I wouldn't take any guff either, if some tart needed a telling off, I'd tell her off.

:eek:

:worship:

you go girl!

mandy7
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:01 PM
One of my husbands, I won't say which one, once asked about anal sex. I told him I'd consider it if he let me shove a broom handle in and out of his ass for 20 minutes.

That was the last time he asked about anal sex.:worship:

SilK
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:13 PM
I refuse to rimm :o

AjdeNate!
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:23 PM
Probably the worst and best all in one. He was really really hot and very very eager and aggressive. It was just after my last break-up, so I was looking for just a rebound type situation and I found it. We did all kinds of stuffs I hadn't ever even thought of doing before. He was quite well versed in pleasing another man, I do have to say. So physically it was amazing, earth-shattering, phenomenal. But mentally, I was just like 'what the fuck am I doing'. I knew what I was after and what he was after... so it was like kinda hard to get my head around this being an obvious one night fling. (Well, two days... but that's off-topic). I just felt really hollow and shallow. I dunno if that makes any sense. I had previously had some short-term encounters... but this was different. I dunno, I think the just getting out of a 2+ year relationship that ended on a really fucking sour note and me just having no confidence or self believe or esteem probably contributed to my shady and empty feelings.

AjdeNate!
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:24 PM
I refuse to rimm :o
:shrug: It's not so bad... but to have it done to you........... :tape:

skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:27 PM
I refuse to rimm :owhats that? :o :o :o

skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:28 PM
Probably the worst and best all in one. He was really really hot and very very eager and aggressive. It was just after my last break-up, so I was looking for just a rebound type situation and I found it. We did all kinds of stuffs I hadn't ever even thought of doing before. He was quite well versed in pleasing another man, I do have to say. So physically it was amazing, earth-shattering, phenomenal. But mentally, I was just like 'what the fuck am I doing'. I knew what I was after and what he was after... so it was like kinda hard to get my head around this being an obvious one night fling. (Well, two days... but that's off-topic). I just felt really hollow and shallow. I dunno if that makes any sense. I had previously had some short-term encounters... but this was different. I dunno, I think the just getting out of a 2+ year relationship that ended on a really fucking sour note and me just having no confidence or self believe or esteem probably contributed to my shady and empty feelings.

awww! :hug:

AjdeNate!
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:29 PM
whats that? :o :o :o
pure ecstasy if the guy knows how to do it properly. :cool:

Helen Lawson
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:30 PM
pure ecstasy if the guy knows how to do it properly. :cool:

How do you do it properly?

AjdeNate!
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:31 PM
How do you do it properly?
Well you have to toss the salad just right. And then just dive in with a fork and go to town like you've never had salad before in your life. Ever.

Helen Lawson
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:33 PM
Well you have to toss the salad just right. And then just dive in with a fork and go to town like you've never had salad before in your life. Ever.

I think I'm getting the picture.

SilK
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:39 PM
I think I'm getting the picture.

Could print it and send it to me please... :lol:

SilK
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:40 PM
whats that? :o :o :o

sticking your tongue up somebody's ass...

I admit, when somebody does it to you right, and you're relaxed, it's great! :drool:

But I ain't sticking my tongue up nobody's shithole... aight! :o

AjdeNate!
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:42 PM
when somebody does it to you right, and you're relaxed, it's great! :drool:

:drool: :drool::drool: :drool: :drool::drool: :drool::drool:

AjdeNate!
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:43 PM
*such nice memories of my Las Vegas trip.....* :devil: :tape:

SJW
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:44 PM
But I ain't sticking my tongue up nobody's shithole... aight! :o
i heard that.

and no one is ever sticking anything up my shithole. i have a phobia.

SilK
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:44 PM
*such nice memories of my Las Vegas trip.....* :devil: :tape:

:o Oooh Holy Mother Of A God...
you better PM me between NOW and three minutes, or get your, uuhm... ASS, online right NOW mister! :p

CondiLicious
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:45 PM
Each time I slept with a guy was pretty blah.

SilK
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:45 PM
i heard that.

and no one is ever sticking anything up my shithole. i have a phobia.

A Shitholephobia... I think I have that too! :tape:

DemWilliamsGulls
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:47 PM
sticking your tongue up somebody's ass...

I admit, when somebody does it to you right, and you're relaxed, it's great! :drool:

But I ain't sticking my tongue up nobody's shithole... aight! :o

Speakin of, I was so bored one time...I sat and watched Scooby Doo...while gettin mine licked....Ole boy was just plain sad....he never stepped foot in my bedrooma again.

SilK
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:57 PM
Speakin of, I was so bored one time...I sat and watched Scooby Doo...while gettin mine licked....Ole boy was just plain sad....he never stepped foot in my bedrooma again.

:o OK, this is not something I wanna share. But with my last ex... yeah, while he was humpin' me, being all sweaty and you know... really trying :awww:

Yeah, well, I started a conversation about redecorating the room. Asked him about what colors he liked and in my head was making a sketch of how I could make look good! :tape:

mandy7
Jun 15th, 2005, 10:58 PM
shitholephobia :scratch:
hmm, there's one phobia i can add to my list!
i have that too! :D

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:03 PM
:o Where in the hell have I been? Sex is my favorite topic!! Anyway, I'll never forget the worst sex I've ever had. It was with this really nice guy who I had been dating for a couple of weeks. We both decided that it was 'time', so we proceeded to do-tha-do. He started off with oralingus. OMG, after the first experience with this, I never thought I'd cringe at the act. This guy was awful. He was literally trying to EAT me. :help:He was biting and sucking me so hard I slapped the shit out of him and told him to stop it. For some strange reason I allowed him to continue with the actual penetration. :yawn: Word to the wise, ignore the hell out of the old saying "It's the motion of the ocean" bullshit. This guy was so pettiful. Yes, he was small, and he tried the motion thing, but it just wasn't working. Ladies, y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout. When you have to keep assisting him with keeping his penis INSIDE the vagina :tape: It was just awful, and he was steadily pumping and sweating and grunting as if he was putting in some serious work. I could tell that he was a bit frustrated with his own self with all the stopping to reincert and everything:rolleyes: I just got to the point where I was mad as hell and unsatisfied and, in typical hail-vee fashion, I snapped:fiery: I told him to get his sorry ass up and get the hell out and please if he ever again in his little d**ked hopeless f**k pathetic low-assed life feel the urge to call me....put his smelly foot up his own ass and refrain. Like I said, I'll never forget this shit.

BTW, to all virgin women please note. It will hurt the first time if you still have a hymen. It will feel very pleasant if not incredible after your hymen is broken. Please be well lubricated by something if not your own fluids. Good luck:wavey:

mandy7
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:07 PM
___story___

poor you!!!
:hug:

i've never had anything that bad

skanky~skanketta
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:14 PM
sticking your tongue up somebody's ass...

I admit, when somebody does it to you right, and you're relaxed, it's great! :drool:

But I ain't sticking my tongue up nobody's shithole... aight! :oewwww!that's gross and unhygenic!i was better off not knowing!

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:14 PM
sticking your tongue up somebody's ass...

I admit, when somebody does it to you right, and you're relaxed, it's great! :drool:

But I ain't sticking my tongue up nobody's shithole... aight! :o


I have to say that this experience was very strange for me. I guess it happened so suddenly that it took me by suprise. Me and my fb were doing the 69 (one of my fav positions) when all of a sudden I feel a slippery, soft, warm sensation in my anal area :eek: I was speechless because we'd done this many times before but he'd never ventured into such territories with his mouth. After I relaxed a bit, I began to enjoy myself. He never asked for any in return and, for his sake, thank god he didn't. I don't like toying around with a guy's ass. Hell anybody's ass for that matter, and I'm not too fund of my own. I do practice intimate cleansing though, just in case I'm going about my daily plans and some hott sex freak decided they want to licky my pooper:ras:

SilK
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:18 PM
ewwww!that's gross and unhygenic!i was better off not knowing!

Sorry... but the world needs to know! :lol:

I have to say that this experience was very strange for me. I guess it happened so suddenly that it took me by suprise. Me and my ex were doing the 69 (one of my fav positions) when all of a sudden I feel a slippery, soft, warm sensation in my anal area :eek: I was speechless because we'd done this many times before but he'd never ventured into such territories with his mouth. After I relaxed a bit, I began to enjoy enjoy myself. He never asked for any in return and, for his sake, thank god he didn't. I don't like toying around with a guy's ass. Hell anybody's ass for that matter, and I'm not too fund of my own. I do practice intimate cleansing though, just in case I'm going about my daily plans and some hott sex freak decided they want to licky my pooper:ras:

:lol: OMFG... my ex was addicted to da ass. I mean, he wanted to play with it ALL the time. Sickening. Just like you, I practise good cleansing down there to keep it all... ready for action. :o Butta... the first time it happened to me, I was not relaxed and all and just kinda pulled his head away from the area. He liked it rough, so I could just pull his hair! :lol:

CC
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:23 PM
I do believe Hail-V is trying to kill me. :haha:

I've never done anal, but I almost got up there once because of a mis-communication. :tape:

cellophane
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:24 PM
I told him to get his sorry ass up and get the hell out and please if he ever again in his little d**ked hopeless f**k pathetic low-assed life feel the urge to call me....put his smelly foot up his own ass and refrain.

That story made me feel bad... for the guy.

SilK
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:25 PM
I do believe Hail-V is trying to kill me. :haha:

I've never done anal, but I almost got up there once because of a mis-communication. :tape:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... :o

*that's bad*

cellophane
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:27 PM
ewwww!that's gross and unhygenic!i was better off not knowing!

I don't think any kind of sex is hygenic, unless you are *clean*? :confused:

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:30 PM
LMAO, my fb (it wasn't my 'ex' cause he never did anything but missionary, so I had to think who the guy was in my anal story) loves it rough. He likes for me to scratch him and pull on his pubes really hard and shit like that. I'm totally out of character most of the time we have sex. It rather goes against my sensitive nature, but sometimes I do feel aggressive and rather enjoy beating up on his ass :lol: But for the most part, I like slow sensual intimate experiences with absolutely no limitations (except me licking someone's arse) :angel:

SilK
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:33 PM
(except me licking someone's arse) :angel:

:worship: you bedda tell 'm

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:36 PM
I do believe Hail-V is trying to kill me. :haha:

I've never done anal, but I almost got up there once because of a mis-communication. :tape:

CC, what's up chick? I actually DID do anal once (penetration) and it was a total "miscommunication". Well, on my behalf. He knew exactly what he was doing. He started off in the front and ended up in the back and I was almost too damn drunk to know the difference. I was like "wait a minute....you're in my asssss!!!!" He didn't maintain long enough for me to know if there was the so called pleasure after the pain, so I still don't know what women see in anal sex. Now, analingus is a different story. THAAAT's pretty darn good :drool:

alexusjonesfan
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:47 PM
this thread got soo dirty so quickly :tape:

cellophane
Jun 15th, 2005, 11:53 PM
this thread got soo dirty so quickly :tape:

:lol: What did you expect?

alexusjonesfan
Jun 16th, 2005, 02:09 AM
:lol: What did you expect?

Dunno...I did learn that I have low standards for pizza...wonder what that means for sex :tape:

GBFH
Jun 16th, 2005, 02:18 AM
anal?

that's one thing i'm never gonna try.

:lol:

CC
Jun 16th, 2005, 02:20 AM
CC, what's up chick? I actually DID do anal once (penetration) and it was a total "miscommunication". Well, on my behalf. He knew exactly what he was doing. He started off in the front and ended up in the back and I was almost too damn drunk to know the difference. I was like "wait a minute....you're in my asssss!!!!" He didn't maintain long enough for me to know if there was the so called pleasure after the pain, so I still don't know what women see in anal sex. Now, analingus is a different story. THAAAT's pretty darn good :drool:

Ha, men are always trying for the ass. ;) My problem was coupled by the fact that english wasn't his first language, so anything I said to him I had to repeat it two or three times, which was very annoying. Anyway, we doing it one way and then I turned around and told him to do it from the back. Apparently "back" meant something different for him.

CC
Jun 16th, 2005, 02:23 AM
I don't think I've ever had drunk sex. When I'm drunk I get sleepy. :zzz:

GBFH
Jun 16th, 2005, 02:27 AM
when i get drunk i lose all motor function.

dude would have to throw me down and stuff door jams under my knees to keep them apart.

AjdeNate!
Jun 16th, 2005, 02:42 AM
when i get drunk i lose all motor function.

dude would have to throw me down and stuff door jams under my knees to keep them apart.
In *our* marital bed? :eek:

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 03:32 AM
Well you have to toss the salad just right. And then just dive in with a fork and go to town like you've never had salad before in your life. Ever.

:haha: That was the first time I laughed alllllll day. :lol:

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 03:38 AM
:o Where in the hell have I been? Sex is my favorite topic!! Anyway, I'll never forget the worst sex I've ever had. It was with this really nice guy who I had been dating for a couple of weeks. We both decided that it was 'time', so we proceeded to do-tha-do. He started off with oralingus. OMG, after the first experience with this, I never thought I'd cringe at the act. This guy was awful. He was literally trying to EAT me. :help:He was biting and sucking me so hard I slapped the shit out of him and told him to stop it. For some strange reason I allowed him to continue with the actual penetration. :yawn: Word to the wise, ignore the hell out of the old saying "It's the motion of the ocean" bullshit. This guy was so pettiful. Yes, he was small, and he tried the motion thing, but it just wasn't working. Ladies, y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout. When you have to keep assisting him with keeping his penis INSIDE the vagina :tape: It was just awful, and he was steadily pumping and sweating and grunting as if he was putting in some serious work. I could tell that he was a bit frustrated with his own self with all the stopping to reincert and everything:rolleyes: I just got to the point where I was mad as hell and unsatisfied and, in typical hail-vee fashion, I snapped:fiery: I told him to get his sorry ass up and get the hell out and please if he ever again in his little d**ked hopeless f**k pathetic low-assed life feel the urge to call me....put his smelly foot up his own ass and refrain. Like I said, I'll never forget this shit.

BTW, to all virgin women please note. It will hurt the first time if you still have a hymen. It will feel very pleasant if not incredible after your hymen is broken. Please be well lubricated by something if not your own fluids. Good luck:wavey:

And that was the second time. :haha:

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 03:49 AM
My worst was several years ago. I had been on a couple dates with this hot Dominican boy. He was totally trying to romance me. Love letters, roses, he even took me to where he worked and played piano for me! ( :o ) Anyway, when we finally got down to it, he gave me some awful head with too much teeth, and then... I was like enough, and went for his stuff, and I was like, wtf is this? The bedroom dark, and when I grabbed it, I thought I had grabbed a sharpei with scoliosis.

It had foreskin of death and was crooked as hell! :lol: Don't get me wrong. A little foreskin is great, but too much is terrifying! It like kept coming and coming. The skin I mean. I kept trying to roll that shit down, and it just never stopped. :scared: On top of that, it had like a 40 degree kink in it. The thought of sucking on the sharpei, while cricking my neck trying to suck that dick with a hard right in it just turned my stomach. I was like, "umm, I totally forgot. I have to work really early tomorrow. Do you think I can get a raincheck?" Needless to say, that was that.

AjdeNate!
Jun 16th, 2005, 03:56 AM
^ puts a new spin on 'kinky' sexing. :o

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:01 AM
^ puts a new spin on 'kinky' sexing. :o

Ouch.

:lol:

AjdeNate!
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:06 AM
Ouch.

:lol:
That's what *you* said I bet. :tape:

:lol:

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:11 AM
That's what *you* said I bet. :tape:

:lol:

Nah. We didn't get that far. He would have literally had to hit it from the side. :lol:

AjdeNate!
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:14 AM
Nah. We didn't get that far. He would have literally had to hit it from the side. :lol:
*dead*

I had a thought to say here... but it's gone now after reading that. :haha:

RVD
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:23 AM
:haha: :haha: I haven't laughed so heard in weeks! thanks guys.
I've some pretty horrible experiences, but the moderators would have to close the thread if I told my stories. ;) But keep em coming (pardon the pun) guys. These are great. :cool:

Wannabeknowitall
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:23 AM
My worst was several years ago. I had been on a couple dates with this hot Dominican boy. He was totally trying to romance me. Love letters, roses, he even took me to where he worked and played piano for me! ( :o ) Anyway, when we finally got down to it, he gave me some awful head with too much teeth, and then... I was like enough, and went for his stuff, and I was like, wtf is this? The bedroom dark, and when I grabbed it, I thought I had grabbed a sharpei with scoliosis.

It had foreskin of death and was crooked as hell! :lol: Don't get me wrong. A little foreskin is great, but too much is terrifying! It like kept coming and coming. The skin I mean. I kept trying to roll that shit down, and it just never stopped. :scared: On top of that, it had like a 40 degree kink in it. The thought of sucking on the sharpei, while cricking my neck trying to suck that dick with a hard right in it just turned my stomach. I was like, "umm, I totally forgot. I have to work really early tomorrow. Do you think I can get a raincheck?" Needless to say, that was that.


Yeah I can understand that. I can't do pencil-thin dicks. I'm scared to maybe suck too much and suck it right off. Dominicians are usually packing so I'm kinda shocked.

@m@nd@
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:23 AM
69 is pretty bad imo :tape:

@m@nd@
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:26 AM
My worst was several years ago. I had been on a couple dates with this hot Dominican boy. He was totally trying to romance me. Love letters, roses, he even took me to where he worked and played piano for me! ( :o ) Anyway, when we finally got down to it, he gave me some awful head with too much teeth, and then... I was like enough, and went for his stuff, and I was like, wtf is this? The bedroom dark, and when I grabbed it, I thought I had grabbed a sharpei with scoliosis.

It had foreskin of death and was crooked as hell! :lol: Don't get me wrong. A little foreskin is great, but too much is terrifying! It like kept coming and coming. The skin I mean. I kept trying to roll that shit down, and it just never stopped. :scared: On top of that, it had like a 40 degree kink in it. The thought of sucking on the sharpei, while cricking my neck trying to suck that dick with a hard right in it just turned my stomach. I was like, "umm, I totally forgot. I have to work really early tomorrow. Do you think I can get a raincheck?" Needless to say, that was that.

:haha:
so did u guyz break up rite after??

cellophane
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:32 AM
For me receiving oral sex is awful. I feel like having a dick in my ass is as sexually exciting as brushing my teeth. I feel 0 sexual pleasure, just the non-sexual feeling of someone who tries to clean my hole. It certainly does qualify as bad sex as I was just waiting for it to end and pretending I enjoyed it. As a man, I just don't want to have a dick in my ass.

:lol:



WTF do you like then? :o :tape: ;)

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:33 AM
Yeah I can understand that. I can't do pencil-thin dicks. I'm scared to maybe suck too much and suck it right off. Dominicians are usually packing so I'm kinda shocked.

It wasn't small... just too much wrapper.

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:34 AM
:haha:
so did u guyz break up rite after??

We weren't really serious enough for a break up. I was just never "available" after that. :o

Wannabeknowitall
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:48 AM
It wasn't small... just too much wrapper.

Oh that's kinda cute...he had his own natural condom. Shame though... you couldn't unwrap the present. I'm sure you've moved on to someone or something better....which is good. Everyone has a bad sex story, just got to learn from them.

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 16th, 2005, 05:09 AM
The 69 is great!

deja_entendu
Jun 16th, 2005, 06:59 AM
unfortunately, most sex is pretty bad for me -- topping isn't interesting, bottoming is painful, and most guys are bad at sucking dick, so... :explode:

cellophane
Jun 16th, 2005, 07:03 AM
unfortunately, most sex is pretty bad for me -- topping isn't interesting,

Not interesting? :eek: ;)

deja_entendu
Jun 16th, 2005, 07:08 AM
Not interesting? :eek: ;)

well, how do i put this -- speaking in purely physical terms, i have no innate desire to fuck anything?? i'm a bottom boy but i can't take the pain :p

VeeReeDavJCap81
Jun 16th, 2005, 07:28 AM
Funny thread.

*Jool*
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:01 AM
well, how do i put this -- speaking in purely physical terms, i have no innate desire to fuck anything?? i'm a bottom boy but i can't take the pain :p

same here (and it will have to change )

SJW
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:08 AM
Ladies, y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout. When you have to keep assisting him with keeping his penis INSIDE the vagina :tape:

i hate that :tape: it's like, gahdamn, there goes my arousal.

i prefer being on top then at least you have control.

SJW
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:10 AM
I do believe Hail-V is trying to kill me. :haha:

I've never done anal, but I almost got up there once because of a mis-communication. :tape:

:haha::haha::haha:

yea...same :o that's why i have shitholephobia ( :yeah: Silas) cuz guys think they have the right to go up there :scratch:

SJW
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:11 AM
The 69 is great!

:drool:

mandy7
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:39 AM
took some guy home once and the foreplay already sucked so bad that i just kicked him out
i knew it was gonna be bad
and i try to stay away from bad sex :p

thalle
Jun 16th, 2005, 12:11 PM
I once saw this very hot guy. But he was my first and much older, so I was insecure -all the times pretty much.
It wasn't bad, but I just can't relax and can't get an orgasm... But he's good, my fault...

Do you guys talk a lot when you have sex?
We say nothing, and it feels weird sometimes... maybe im too young to sex:p

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2005, 01:24 PM
:rolls: :rolls:

I've never had really bad sex. The first time, obviously, wasn't a ball in the park but other than that, smooth sailing! :banana:

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 01:43 PM
same here (and it will have to change )

You boys just need a guy with a small dick. I hear Lord Nelson is available.

Cariaoke
Jun 16th, 2005, 01:59 PM
:spit:

Shuji Shuriken
Jun 16th, 2005, 02:55 PM
You boys just need a guy with a small dick. I hear Lord Nelson is available.
*dead*

Bad sex was a few weeks ago. Met this hot guy and I decided to give some a taste after three dates. Well...it was sad. Dude tried to put a half dead worm up my ass....left me wondering "what the fuck is this dude trying to do?" :rolleyes:. It was clear he was embarrassed, so I just stroked his hair and told him he was just a bit nervous...we'll do it some other time. Deleted his number on my way home.

p.s. Rimming is not bad providing the person has cleansed. In fact I find it very erotic. Getting rimmed is like dying and going to heaven.

mandy7
Jun 16th, 2005, 03:39 PM
:rolls: :rolls:

I've never had really bad sex. The first time, obviously, wasn't a ball in the park but other than that, smooth sailing! :banana:

pretty much the same here
and the 1st time wasn't even THAT bad
ppl make it sound like the pain will kill you
but i've been through worse pains
so i was like 'is this all' :shrug:
:lol:

GBFH
Jun 16th, 2005, 03:39 PM
You boys just need a guy with a small dick. I hear Lord Nelson is available.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

so dead.

Kelly
Jun 16th, 2005, 03:53 PM
with a someone who treated me like crap and when there is no love involved then it cant be good in my eyes

DemWilliamsGulls
Jun 16th, 2005, 04:42 PM
Yeah I can understand that. I can't do pencil-thin dicks. I'm scared to maybe suck too much and suck it right off. Dominicians are usually packing so I'm kinda shocked.

Nah Man, I cant deal wit the thin ones either...the friend im talkin to now...his pee pee is loooooooooooong but thin...just like a the end of a broomstick when it get inside you. Kabuki....small ones? Ah....not for me....8 and up ..thats all I mess wit ;)

controlfreak
Jun 16th, 2005, 06:37 PM
You've heard of people having sex with a vacuum cleaner? Well guys, if the Dyson looks like Tyson, a waste disposal unit is NOT a suitable replacement! Needless to say, there is at least one person in this forum who found this out the hard way...

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 06:48 PM
Nah Man, I cant deal wit the thin ones either...the friend im talkin to now...his loooooooooooong but thin...just like a the end of a broomstick when it get inside you. Kabuki....small ones? Ah....not for me....8 and up ..thats all I mess wit ;)

8 and up? Let's see... Male, 49 % of the population. of that 49%, Gay, 5% of the population. Of that group, 8 or more inches, 2% of the population.

Sooo..... .049% of the population is for you.

So that means, about 5 gay guys with 8"+ dicks out of 10,000 people. :D

alexusjonesfan
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:08 PM
So that means, about 5 gay guys with 8"+ dicks out of 10,000 people. :D

no. of gay guys in 10,000 people who'll say they're over 8": 9,995

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:16 PM
no. of gay guys in 10,000 people who'll say they're over 8": 9,995

You know, there's just no truth in advertising. :sad:

alexusjonesfan
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:21 PM
You know, there's just no truth in advertising. :sad:

either that or the gay gene is also responsible for shitty measuring skills :tape:
No wonder there aren't any gay cabinetmakers :p

Pengwin
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:42 PM
Gay guys seem evil from what I've read in this thread. Even more so than women (which is near impossible)

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:46 PM
Gay guys seem evil from what I've read in this thread. Even more so than women (which is near impossible)

Evil? Moi? :devil:

Pengwin
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:48 PM
Evil? Moi? :devil:

Well I once had a girlfriend who dumped me by text message only to go out with one of my best friends the next week.

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:56 PM
Well I once had a girlfriend who dumped me by text message only to go out with one of my best friends the next week.

:unsure: if thats the case, then he wasn't one of your best friends. :hug:

Pengwin
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:57 PM
:unsure: if thats the case, then he wasn't one of your best friends. :hug:

No I blame the girl...:(

kabuki
Jun 16th, 2005, 09:58 PM
No I blame the girl...:(

What, did she put a hex on him and strip him of all his free will? :confused:

Pengwin
Jun 16th, 2005, 10:01 PM
What, did she put a hex on him and strip him of all his free will? :confused:

I don't know but I shared a room with that friend once and we agreed that we both liked her and that because i had 'expressed interest' first that he would never go after her...

So I have come to the conclusion that my ex-girlfriend must have done something bad because i do trust him..

mandy7
Jun 16th, 2005, 10:50 PM
Gay guys seem evil from what I've read in this thread. Even more so than women (which is near impossible)

:eek: women aren't evil!! :eek:

Pengwin
Jun 16th, 2005, 10:53 PM
:eek: women aren't evil!! :eek:

Did you read my ex-girlfriend story? :tape:

mandy7
Jun 16th, 2005, 11:03 PM
dude, few weeks/months ago i slept with a guy who told me he had a gf a week later

like that ain't evil?!?! :fiery:

decemberlove
Jun 16th, 2005, 11:07 PM
I don't know but I shared a room with that friend once and we agreed that we both liked her and that because i had 'expressed interest' first that he would never go after her...

So I have come to the conclusion that my ex-girlfriend must have done something bad because i do trust him..

Two to tango.

I don't see how you can still trust him. If anything, he's worse than she is cos he said he wouldn't go after her cos you expressed interest first.

kabuki
Jun 17th, 2005, 03:37 PM
dude, few weeks/months ago i slept with a guy who told me he had a gf a week later

like that ain't evil?!?! :fiery:

That sucks. I hope you made him pay. As in calling said girlfriend. :lol:

SilK
Jun 17th, 2005, 03:43 PM
this thread is still alive? :o

maybe I should give a nasty spin to it again... :tape:

this guy I was with wanted to do a threesome, and I wasn''t with that... I asked him why? what he had in mind...
and he wanted to 'double fuck', however you call it, it basically comes down to having two penisses up yo *cough* at one time...

:scared: scary shit...

DemWilliamsGulls
Jun 17th, 2005, 06:07 PM
For me receiving anal sex is awful. I feel like having a dick in my ass is as sexually exciting as brushing my teeth. I feel 0 sexual pleasure, just the non-sexual feeling of someone who tries to clean my hole. It certainly does qualify as bad sex as I was just waiting for it to end and pretending I enjoyed it. As a man, I just don't want to have a dick in my ass.

That's EXACTLY....how I feel about it....it sho as hell not a natural feeling.

mandy7
Jun 17th, 2005, 08:50 PM
That sucks. I hope you made him pay. As in calling said girlfriend. :lol:

i ran into him and his gf at a club 2 weeks later
but i didn't wanna fuck up the mood (it was a friend's b-day night)
did tell him that if he ever set foot there again that
i'd tell his gf about what happened

Darop.
Jun 17th, 2005, 09:54 PM
this thread is still alive? :o

maybe I should give a nasty spin to it again... :tape:

this guy I was with wanted to do a threesome, and I wasn''t with that... I asked him why? what he had in mind...
and he wanted to 'double fuck', however you call it, it basically comes down to having two penisses up yo *cough* at one time...

:scared: scary shit...

That's not scary shit :p

Have you ever heard bout fisting :scared:

Now that is some freaky sacry nasty shit :speakles:

AjdeNate!
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:00 PM
Maybe I'll go have some bad sexing tonight. :shrug:

SJW
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:00 PM
pretty much the same here
and the 1st time wasn't even THAT bad
ppl make it sound like the pain will kill you
but i've been through worse pains
so i was like 'is this all' :shrug:
:lol:

your first obviously wasn't as big as my first :scared:

SilK
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:12 PM
That's not scary shit :p

Have you ever heard bout fisting :scared:

Now that is some freaky sacry nasty shit :speakles:

OMG... I think the concept of DF and FF are the same...

There is supposed to go WAAAAAAAAAY too much into 'da shithole kingdome' :o

:scared: some people are real freaks, I'm tellin' ya

Darop.
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:17 PM
OMG... I think the concept of DF and FF are the same...

There is supposed to go WAAAAAAAAAY too much into 'da shithole kingdome' :o

:scared: some people are real freaks, I'm tellin' ya

I've heard that some people get like, their whole arm in there, up till they're elbow :scared:

Better make sure they're hand doesn't come out of their mouth. :unsure:

Pengwin
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:18 PM
I've heard that some people get like, their whole arm in there, up till they're elbow :scared:

Better make sure they're hand doesn't come out of their mouth. :unsure:

Why would anyone take joy in putting their elbow in someone's mouth?

SilK
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:19 PM
Why would anyone take joy in putting their elbow in someone's mouth?

I don't wanna shock you...

But we're talking about Fist Fucking...

Hand, arm, go into an ASS! :scared:

SilK
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:20 PM
I've heard that some people get like, their whole arm in there, up till they're elbow :scared:

Better make sure they're hand doesn't come out of their mouth. :unsure:

It's just nasty.... It's about as nasty as people who want you to piss over them! I bet those people are the same people that like FF'ing!

:banghead: :hysteric:

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:22 PM
OMG :eek: Fisting? I will never ever be a willing participant with this. The first time I was introduced to "fisting" (porno tape) I was just astounded. I had no idea people actually did shit like this. It was so disgusting and painful looking. The woman in the movie just yelled and yelled. It was unnerving to me. The guy was just laughing and enjoying himself while he managed to stuff half of his arm inside her back door. I mean, she was stretched to the max! I feared that something was gonna come apart or ripped out or something. I've never heard anybody say they actually like this activity.

Oh, I finally had a threesome a few weeks ago and it was fantastic! Too many senses for me to deal with. I almost passed out from the pleasure. Ok, I'm exaggerating a bit, but it was AWESOME BABEE :bigclap:

Darop.
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:23 PM
It's just nasty.... It's about as nasty ass people who want you to piss over them! I bet those people are the same people that like FF'ing!

:banghead: :hysteric:

I'll never understand piss fetishes.


And shit fetishes. :tape:

Let's never talk about that again :p

SJW
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:26 PM
Oh, I finally had a threesome a few weeks ago and it was fantastic! Too many senses for me to deal with. I almost passed out from the pleasure. Ok, I'm exaggerating a bit, but it was AWESOME BABEE :bigclap:

and you didn't invite me? i'm jealous :(

SilK
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:27 PM
I'll never understand piss fetishes.


And shit fetishes. :tape:

Let's never talk about that again :p

Sounds like a deal to me! :D

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:32 PM
Sorry chick, I had no idea it was even going to happen. We were all sitting around (me, my fb, and one of his female co-workers) drinking having a good time watching the game. One freaky conversation led to another and then a few freaky "I dare ya's". And the next thing I know, we're up in his room getting it on for all we were worth. It was amazing. Next time, I'll give you a call ;)

Pengwin
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:34 PM
How can anything longer than 3 centimeters go up your anus?

Darop.
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:36 PM
How can anything longer than 3 centimeters go up your anus?

:o

Someone is either:

1) Straight
2) Virgin

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 17th, 2005, 10:44 PM
I never thought someone's arm could go up someone's ass until I saw it for myself. Well, it was a porn flick, but still. I'd never fathomed anything like that. BTW, I'm not into the scat thing either. I refuse to even talk about it. Now, I have pissed on a guy before because he literally begged me to, but I found that it just wasn't my thing. I am pretty experimental, but I won't do it more than once if it's not exciting to me. And spewing someone with my eleminations just doesn't get me going. It seems a bit degrading to me and if a person ever pissed on me I'd kick their ass.

kabuki
Jun 18th, 2005, 02:47 AM
i ran into him and his gf at a club 2 weeks later
but i didn't wanna fuck up the mood (it was a friend's b-day night)
did tell him that if he ever set foot there again that
i'd tell his gf about what happened

You're def. nicer than me. :lol:

CC
Jun 18th, 2005, 03:27 AM
You guys have me a little intrigued about the anal sex. I wonder: could it really be that bad? Maybe I should find out.

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 18th, 2005, 03:36 AM
Girl, listen...when it comes to sex, I encourage women to be open to new and exciting things (except for the fisting...u don't want any of that I hope). I love to experiment. I had only one encounter with anal sex (penetration), but I can't say that I'll never try it again. Yes, it was painful, but to my suprise, the guy got entry pretty easily, and he also came pretty easily so I didn't get a chance to see if it felt good after a while. All I can say is GO FOR IT!!! Make sure you're good and cleansed back there, and start off with a little "analingus" first. Who knows? You might like it! Good luck.

~Cherry*Blossom~
Jun 18th, 2005, 03:40 AM
Well this isn't really bad sex. I was going out with a guy for a month and I decided to have sex (for the first time) with him. Looking back the sex was pretty good, however, the next day I found out that for 2/3 weeks of the time we were going out he was sleeping with another girl :lol: :mad:

~Cherry*Blossom~
Jun 18th, 2005, 03:52 AM
I don't wanna shock you...

But we're talking about Fist Fucking...

Hand, arm, go into an ASS! :scared:


:haha:

My friend at uni had a video on her phone and it was of this man shoving his head in a womans pussy. I screamed and was almost sick. That girl was enjoying it on the video. It was scary!!!! :scared:

CC
Jun 18th, 2005, 04:03 AM
Girl, listen...when it comes to sex, I encourage women to be open to new and exciting things (except for the fisting...u don't want any of that I hope). I love to experiment. I had only one encounter with anal sex (penetration), but I can't say that I'll never try it again. Yes, it was painful, but to my suprise, the guy got entry pretty easily, and he also came pretty easily so I didn't get a chance to see if it felt good after a while. All I can say is GO FOR IT!!! Make sure you're good and cleansed back there, and start off with a little "analingus" first. Who knows? You might like it! Good luck.

You may as well add "Godspeed!" to the end of that post. :lol: I am very open but just always felt that it would hurt. But who knows, maybe I will. :p Not now though. I have to build up some courage first.

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 18th, 2005, 04:09 AM
Oh shit!!! Honey....what?? I thought I was going to faint when I saw a flick of this woman encouraging a guy to stick a fucking football up her pussy. I'm talking about a REAL football (adult sized). Guess what? The trick took it with pleasure and then she spit it out across the damn room. LMFAO! I've never seen anyone put their head in it. That's amazing :eek:

P.S. My first time wasn't that bad either. I didn't really know what to expect and I was pretty frightened. But he was nice and not that big, if you know what I mean? Ofcourse, it hurt as he was pressing against my hymen, but once he broke through......omfggg! It was a pleasure that I'd never known. Looking back, I guess I can say that my first time was damn good cause after many experiences since then, I know I had an orgasm. Unfortunately, I haven't had too many more since that time, but sex still feels good for the most part. For some strange reason, my crazy ass thinks that I've actually accomplished something when he comes before I do, or he comes and I don't. I need to look deeper into those feelings because I do WANT to come every single time, but I'm totally ok with not coming if the sex really feels good. Please excuse my babbling....as you probably already know....I'm drunk.

alexusjonesfan
Jun 18th, 2005, 05:15 AM
You guys have me a little intrigued about the anal sex. I wonder: could it really be that bad? Maybe I should find out.

Doesn't not having a prostate take the point out of anal sex? :o

RVD
Jun 18th, 2005, 05:25 AM
You boys just need a guy with a small dick. I hear Lord Nelson is available.:haha: :haha: ROFLMMFAO!!!!jdiasgudilsadl*dead*lshv;vvo*wakes*os bvisbdvisb..........*flatline*——

cellophane
Jun 18th, 2005, 05:58 AM
Doesn't not having a prostate take the point out of anal sex? :o

I don't think it's just the prostate, but then it's not like I know... :o It could also be psychological (for gay guys) as well.

alexusjonesfan
Jun 18th, 2005, 06:07 AM
I don't think it's just the prostate, but then it's not like I know... :o It could also be psychological (for gay guys) as well.

What do you mean psychological? ;) The concept of women having anal sex just seems really weird to me :o

aha google to the rescue :p
http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/aanal.html
In fact, there is a unique form of pleasure to be gotten from anal stimulation, for a guy or girl. For men this is because of the prostate, which is an important sexual organ and can only be directly stimulated through anal contact, and on women it is because the rectum (sorry if you're not looking for technical terms, but I need to be specific) shares a wall with the vagina, and the sexual nerves are actually closer on that side, making the sensation different and sometimes actually stronger.

cellophane
Jun 18th, 2005, 06:19 AM
What do you mean psychological? ;) The concept of women having anal sex just seems really weird to me :o

Yeah, it's really too gross to think about when it involves women, right? :haha: :tape:

"For males, the tightness of the anus is often said to be a source of pleasure in penetrative anal sex, while the presence of the prostate (http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Prostate) gland near the rectal wall is generally seen as a source of pleasure during receptive anal intercourse (http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Anal-intercourse)." :tape:

Psychological as in "psychologically pleasurable". Meh, I'm so making this up. ;)

cellophane
Jun 18th, 2005, 07:28 AM
OK, so I lied about being making it up. :o :lol:
From http://www.mckinley.uiuc.edu/Handouts/pdfs/Anal%20Sex.pdf
WHY DO SOME PEOPLE DO IT?
• The anus is full of thousands of nerve endings both inside and outside, making it very sensitive. For some people, the anus is an erogenous zone that can respond to sexual touch and stimulation.
• The highest concentration of nerve endings is around the anal opening itself. The outer portion of the rectum, like the vagina, has several nerve endings. The inner portion responds mostly to pressure. Some people enjoy the feelings of pressure and fullness once they understand that these sensations do not presage an impending bowel movement.
• In men, the prostate - which is just beyond the rectal wall, a few inches in, towards the front of the body - can be a source of pleasure when massaged by a finger, an object, or a penis. Also, the lower end of the penis, or "bulb," is near the anal opening. It is stimulated indirectly by most types
of anal sex.
• Anal pleasure can be psychological as well as physical.

mandy7
Jun 18th, 2005, 10:03 AM
your first obviously wasn't as big as my first :scared:

haha, he wasn't small, i can tell you that
but seriously, i just handle pain really well :lol:
and if was a few months after i injured my knee
the knee injury hurt WAY more

mandy7
Jun 18th, 2005, 10:06 AM
You're def. nicer than me. :lol:

haha, i doubt that! :haha:

but we all promised out friend (whose b'day it was) that we wouldn't cause any trouble that night
and a promise is a promise, especially to a friend

CC
Jun 18th, 2005, 04:04 PM
What do you mean psychological? ;) The concept of women having anal sex just seems really weird to me :o

aha google to the rescue :p
http://www.sexuality.org/l/incoming/aanal.html
In fact, there is a unique form of pleasure to be gotten from anal stimulation, for a guy or girl. For men this is because of the prostate, which is an important sexual organ and can only be directly stimulated through anal contact, and on women it is because the rectum (sorry if you're not looking for technical terms, but I need to be specific) shares a wall with the vagina, and the sexual nerves are actually closer on that side, making the sensation different and sometimes actually stronger.

Ooh viggen, you certainly know how to turn a girl on. :drool:

Experimentee
Jun 18th, 2005, 04:18 PM
The worst wasnt as bad as some people's here, it was just boring and I had to tell him to hurry up and cum already! Anyway neither of us did so we just stopped.

skanky~skanketta
Jun 18th, 2005, 08:03 PM
My worst was several years ago. I had been on a couple dates with this hot Dominican boy. He was totally trying to romance me. Love letters, roses, he even took me to where he worked and played piano for me! ( :o ) Anyway, when we finally got down to it, he gave me some awful head with too much teeth, and then... I was like enough, and went for his stuff, and I was like, wtf is this? The bedroom dark, and when I grabbed it, I thought I had grabbed a sharpei with scoliosis.

It had foreskin of death and was crooked as hell! :lol: Don't get me wrong. A little foreskin is great, but too much is terrifying! It like kept coming and coming. The skin I mean. I kept trying to roll that shit down, and it just never stopped. :scared: On top of that, it had like a 40 degree kink in it. The thought of sucking on the sharpei, while cricking my neck trying to suck that dick with a hard right in it just turned my stomach. I was like, "umm, I totally forgot. I have to work really early tomorrow. Do you think I can get a raincheck?" Needless to say, that was that.

dont be such a slutbag whore next time.

JoeB_UK
Jun 18th, 2005, 08:09 PM
:o Where in the hell have I been? Sex is my favorite topic!! Anyway, I'll never forget the worst sex I've ever had. It was with this really nice guy who I had been dating for a couple of weeks. We both decided that it was 'time', so we proceeded to do-tha-do. He started off with oralingus. OMG, after the first experience with this, I never thought I'd cringe at the act. This guy was awful. He was literally trying to EAT me. :help:He was biting and sucking me so hard I slapped the shit out of him and told him to stop it. For some strange reason I allowed him to continue with the actual penetration. :yawn: Word to the wise, ignore the hell out of the old saying "It's the motion of the ocean" bullshit. This guy was so pettiful. Yes, he was small, and he tried the motion thing, but it just wasn't working. Ladies, y'all know what I'm talkin' 'bout. When you have to keep assisting him with keeping his penis INSIDE the vagina :tape: It was just awful, and he was steadily pumping and sweating and grunting as if he was putting in some serious work. I could tell that he was a bit frustrated with his own self with all the stopping to reincert and everything:rolleyes: I just got to the point where I was mad as hell and unsatisfied and, in typical hail-vee fashion, I snapped:fiery: I told him to get his sorry ass up and get the hell out and please if he ever again in his little d**ked hopeless f**k pathetic low-assed life feel the urge to call me....put his smelly foot up his own ass and refrain. Like I said, I'll never forget this shit.

BTW, to all virgin women please note. It will hurt the first time if you still have a hymen. It will feel very pleasant if not incredible after your hymen is broken. Please be well lubricated by something if not your own fluids. Good luck:wavey:


You sound like a nice girl :tape: :lol: I wouldnt be surprised if some guy turned round and smashed you back :rolleyes:

skanky~skanketta
Jun 18th, 2005, 08:14 PM
:haha:

My friend at uni had a video on her phone and it was of this man shoving his head in a womans pussy. I screamed and was almost sick. That girl was enjoying it on the video. It was scary!!!! :scared:

well, labour is gonna be a breeze for her.pleasurable.god!the thought of that is just scary. i can almost feel the pain myself!

skanky~skanketta
Jun 18th, 2005, 08:24 PM
yay!my first thread to hit 5 pages!i'm so pleased. figures all those intellectually stimulating threads would be ignored!:tape:

anyway, my worst ever was a couple years ago. it was with this guy i met at a club. yes, i was cheating on my bf. but thats another matter. anyway, i was horny as hell and this guy was hot. he smelt great and he had a hairy chest. pretty nice penis too. but like atheneum....it was mental. it was just so bad!

my first time was painful. i mean, his dick wasn't even all that big (we were 16)...i had a tight ****. anyway, it got better but never mind-blowing, and thankfully my parents had to move, so i dumped him and moved on to greener pastures.

mandy7
Jun 18th, 2005, 10:21 PM
anyway, my worst ever was a couple years ago. it was with this guy i met at a club. yes, i was cheating on my bf. but thats another matter. anyway, i was horny as hell and this guy was hot. he smelt great and he had a hairy chest. pretty nice penis too. but like atheneum....it was mental. it was just so bad!
ewwwwwww! hairy chest! ewwwwwwww!!! :scared:

AjdeNate!
Jun 18th, 2005, 10:25 PM
but like atheneum....it was mental. it was just so bad!
mmmm, hairy chest. :drool:
i know what you mean totally. i'm in the right frame of mind... let's just hope that someone I'm looking for is interested in return. And then I'll start a "Good Sex." thread. :devil:

Darop.
Jun 18th, 2005, 11:10 PM
Hairy chests :drool:

They can be hottt on the right person.

skanky~skanketta
Jun 18th, 2005, 11:55 PM
hairy chests RAWK!

rightous
Jun 19th, 2005, 12:41 PM
Itend not to have bad sex, sex with me is never bad;)

AjdeNate!
Jun 19th, 2005, 12:44 PM
Itend not to have bad sex, sex with me is never bad;)
:yeah: good answer!

OUT!
Jun 19th, 2005, 06:29 PM
I was about to give a guy oral sex when I felt tissue on me. The guy laid on his tummy and I noticed goilet tissue all over his bum. I didn't want to venture to find out how it got there, so I made my excuses and left.

Darop.
Jun 19th, 2005, 06:35 PM
I was about to give a guy oral sex when I felt tissue on me. The guy laid on his tummy and I noticed goilet tissue all over his bum. I didn't want to venture to find out how it got there, so I made my excuses and left.

wtf :scared:

btw, how do you give a guy oral sex when he's lying stomach down? :p

OUT!
Jun 19th, 2005, 06:51 PM
wtf :scared:

btw, how do you give a guy oral sex when he's lying stomach down? :p
He was lying on his back at first, but I think extra tissue must have fallen out of his bum - he must have been using lots of tissue. :o

AjdeNate!
Jun 19th, 2005, 07:04 PM
:GAG: Awww, poor A. That must have been awful. I woulda died.

HAIL-VENUS
Jun 19th, 2005, 08:12 PM
Ewwww....gross. You'd think the guy would've attemped to wash his ass before having hott sex. BTW, I've given a guy oral while he was lying stomach down. It's fun.

rada
Jun 20th, 2005, 05:18 AM
if the person can't kiss well then i know there going to be bad in bed so i don't take the next step.

Munchen
Jun 20th, 2005, 05:23 AM
:lol: Some amazingly funny stories!!! :lol: :tape:


:o Ive had around 2-3 bad experiences. Mainly with a few of the young boys. :sad:

mandy7
Jun 20th, 2005, 06:02 AM
ewww, you ppl and hair chest, gross *throws up*

Dana Marcy
Jun 21st, 2005, 10:46 PM
:dog:

how bad is the worst sex you've had?if you're a virgin, how bad do u think bad sex will be?

Girl, do you really wanna know? :p He was somebody that I was really attracted to but I never thought he was into me because I always felt I was too "weird" for him. And what I mean by "weird" is that there were times where I could be the most outgoing person, laughing, dancing, drinking, joking but the next time you'd meet up with me, I was nice enough but I kept my distance also. I was just "hot and cold". :o And speaking of "hot and cold", let me answer your question! Mr. Bad Sex, like I said, I was attracted to but when we hooked up back in the day, he was all drunk and coked up and we weren't even nude so there no sense of romance or even sexiness about it. It wa so mechanical AND, girl, let me just say that the guy had some (COUGH) "performance problems". :mad: He NEVER "rose to the occasion" :mad: AND he even dozed off while he was on top of me! :fiery:

rightous
Jun 21st, 2005, 11:35 PM
I was thinking since alot of people are having bad sex;) I could give you all good advice on what to do and what not to do:) So holla at me

kabuki
Jun 22nd, 2005, 12:45 AM
dont be such a slutbag whore next time.

Takes one to know one, slutbag whore. :D

kabuki
Jun 22nd, 2005, 12:47 AM
yay!my first thread to hit 5 pages!i'm so pleased. figures all those intellectually stimulating threads would be ignored!:tape:

anyway, my worst ever was a couple years ago. it was with this guy i met at a club. yes, i was cheating on my bf. but thats another matter. anyway, i was horny as hell and this guy was hot. he smelt great and he had a hairy chest. pretty nice penis too. but like atheneum....it was mental. it was just so bad!

my first time was painful. i mean, his dick wasn't even all that big (we were 16)...i had a tight ****. anyway, it got better but never mind-blowing, and thankfully my parents had to move, so i dumped him and moved on to greener pastures.

Key word in that sentence is had. :D

alexusjonesfan
Jun 22nd, 2005, 12:47 AM
someone once told me that sex was like pizza....and that even bad sex was....good. but after reading all of the above, i guess not.

He lied to you too huh? :p

kabuki
Jun 22nd, 2005, 12:50 AM
:lol: Some amazingly funny stories!!! :lol: :tape:


:o Ive had around 2-3 bad experiences. Mainly with a few of the young boys. :sad:

Mr. Jackson, as your lawyer, I would advise you not to discuss this on a public chat board

AjdeNate!
Jun 22nd, 2005, 12:59 AM
sex is over rated

kabuki
Jun 22nd, 2005, 01:04 AM
sex is over rated

We'll see about that. :hehehe:

AjdeNate!
Jun 22nd, 2005, 01:06 AM
We'll see about that. :hehehe:
i'm way old... i've already seen.

satori
Jun 22nd, 2005, 01:13 AM
I was 22. I was out with friends and had been making out with this guy all night long. We decided to go back to his place. We're fucking around doing what two boys can only do with each other and like a boy, after I was finished I had to lay there next to his non-cumming ass and wait for him to finish. As I waited, and mumbling to myself "hurry the FUCk up!!!!!", he began to moan loudly and then his body started to convulse - then he DROPPED DEAD!!!!!!! No, I wish.......this guy began shooting like he was a friggin super soaker water gun and shot his "batter" right in my ear. Needless to say I had to end it with him because I didn't want him to shoot my eye out next time.

skanky~skanketta
Jul 22nd, 2006, 09:36 PM
any new experience since this thread was sent off into oblivion?

cellophane
Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:01 PM
any new experience since this thread was sent off into oblivion?

Jerking off is better than bad sex. :tape:

Cat's Pajamas
Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:10 PM
:haha: this was a funny thread.

But I'm a virgin :angel:

although I did learn more than I wanted to know :scared:

oakkao
Jul 22nd, 2006, 10:40 PM
I thought dry sex was pretty good :o :tape:


Except when you have jeans on! You can hardly feel anything :awww: :o

No Name Face
Jul 23rd, 2006, 12:24 AM
dry sex in just underwear turns me on a lot actually

no truly horrible stories. i was having sex with my next door neighbor and right as she was gonna cum i sorta got over eager and fell out of her, ruining her orgasm. and then one time she was giving me head but she hates to swallow (bitch) so i came in her mouth anyway and she spit it back on me.

that's just the type of friendship we have...?
we havent fucked in a while though, i miss it.

[/slut]

mirzalover
Jul 23rd, 2006, 12:32 AM
one time it was so bad i didnt even come and neither the did the person who i was with, i just stoped in the middle of it put my shirt and shorts on and left and told then to never call me again. true story

*JR*
Jul 23rd, 2006, 12:33 AM
:dog:

how bad is the worst sex you've had?
Does the smilie mean that a dog was involved in yours? :o

skanky~skanketta
Jul 23rd, 2006, 12:58 AM
Does the smilie mean that a dog was involved in yours? :o:tape:

oakkao
Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:30 AM
dry sex in just underwear turns me on a lot actually

no truly horrible stories. i was having sex with my next door neighbor and right as she was gonna cum i sorta got over eager and fell out of her, ruining her orgasm. and then one time she was giving me head but she hates to swallow (bitch) so i came in her mouth anyway and she spit it back on me.

that's just the type of friendship we have...?
we havent fucked in a while though, i miss it.

[/slut]
:spit: Ew. TMI :haha:


[/whore]

Cator
Jul 23rd, 2006, 02:44 AM
Trick is ladies, tease the man t'ill he goes nuts... You'll have the best sex after, I ensure you of that.

Cat's Pajamas
Jul 23rd, 2006, 02:48 AM
damn I forgot what a funny bitch Hail-Venus was :haha: she doesnt post to often these days though :awww:

I'm sure she's had a few more interesting encounters :hehehe: :lol:

No Name Face
Jul 23rd, 2006, 03:22 AM
:spit: Ew. TMI :haha:


[/whore]

i've always been raunchy. i just haven't had a chance to show off my slut-ocity :angel:

CoryAnnAvants#1
Jul 23rd, 2006, 03:30 AM
I have a really bad tendency to let everybody know how a person is in bed, and an even worse tendency of letting that person know while we're hooking up or having sex.

I remember my boyfriend at the time and I were hooking up and he was giving me head. He wasn't very experienced and it was TERRIBLE. I don't have time to train people. I bring my A-game every time ;) He kept teething and finally I just looked at him and said "Uh, babe, what the fuck are you doing?" He wouldn't talk to me for a few days after, but he got better since that episode. Not great, but enough for me to keep him for several months after that episode.

I try not to hook-up with people unless I'm dating them, but I gave in this summer and messed around with this cute skater kid at a party. However, he was literally the worst kisser...the worst everything really that I've ever experienced. It got to a point where 20 minutes in I said, "I'm sorry, I've gotta check on my friend Laura. She's really drunk. I'll be right back." Put on my clothes and left him there for a good 30 minutes before going up to a friend and saying, "Um, can you tell that boy in there that I'm not coming back?"

Kirt12255
Jul 23rd, 2006, 03:31 AM
Hmmm bad sex encounters:tape:

Him, lovely guy, DTE, about 39 (nice age), brilliant eyes, but a cock that would send shudders through any bottom. No amount of Amyl or lube was going to help in this crisis.

Me : It's too big, It's like I should be using it as a punching bag.
Him : Yeah, you were like trying to break through the great wall of china.

Instead we just did other things, and stretched mouth is no fun the next morning trust me. ;) Generally though there are other ways to get peeps off if need be.

In the event of bad sex....a massage, a spliff, glass or red and a good laugh is the best rememdy.;)

Cator
Jul 23rd, 2006, 03:33 AM
Hmmm bad sex encounters:tape:

Him, lovely guy, DTE, about 39 (nice age), brilliant eyes, but a cock that would send shudders through any bottom. No amount of Amyl or lube was going to help in this crisis.

Me : It's too big, It's like I should be using it as a punching bag.
Him : Yeah, you were like trying to break through the great wall of china.

Instead we just did other things, and stretched mouth is no fun the next morning trust me. ;) Generally though there are other ways to get peeps off if need be.

In the event of bad sex....a massage, a spliff, glass or red and a good laugh is the best rememdy.;)


LMAO!!! :lol:

Too funny.

cellophane
Jul 23rd, 2006, 03:40 AM
He wouldn't talk to me for a few days after, but he got better since that episode. Not great, but enough for me to keep him for several months after that episode.

:spit: :o

Anyway, I would tell a a story, but it's kind of gross. :tape:

But the same guy who I'm :tape: about had the nastiest tongue ever. I don't know how to describe it except it was somehow too soft. :lol: Or maybe he was just a bad kisser.

UDACHi
Jul 23rd, 2006, 03:41 AM
I was 22. I was out with friends and had been making out with this guy all night long. We decided to go back to his place. We're fucking around doing what two boys can only do with each other and like a boy, after I was finished I had to lay there next to his non-cumming ass and wait for him to finish. As I waited, and mumbling to myself "hurry the FUCk up!!!!!", he began to moan loudly and then his body started to convulse - then he DROPPED DEAD!!!!!!! No, I wish.......this guy began shooting like he was a friggin super soaker water gun and shot his "batter" right in my ear. Needless to say I had to end it with him because I didn't want him to shoot my eye out next time.

Best post ever.

CoryAnnAvants#1
Jul 23rd, 2006, 03:47 AM
This didn't happen to me, but it's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

My friend Helen was having sex with this guy at a party. This girl is your classic loud, outspoken New Yorker. A bunch of us were in the next room over drinking wine and could hear everything through the walls. All of a sudden we hear her yell, "OHHHH MYYY GOOOOD I'm so BORED right now!!" All of us just about died.

skanky~skanketta
Jul 23rd, 2006, 06:43 AM
Trick is ladies, tease the man t'ill he goes nuts... You'll have the best sex after, I ensure you of that.puh-lease!i've tried it so many time and it doesn't work as well as i want! the guy just get's really aggressive and cums too soon. uff!

oh, another really horrible experience. i was fucking this guy and he was on top of me when his cell starts ringing. it was on the headboard so he stretched and the next thing i knew, his armpit was on my face!not millimeters from it, but literally, ON my face.it was GROSS!i just about died.

esquímaux
Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:11 PM
Well you have to toss the salad just right. And then just dive in with a fork and go to town like you've never had salad before in your life. Ever.*DEAD* :haha:

esquímaux
Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:19 PM
My worst was several years ago. I had been on a couple dates with this hot Dominican boy. He was totally trying to romance me. Love letters, roses, he even took me to where he worked and played piano for me! ( :o ) Anyway, when we finally got down to it, he gave me some awful head with too much teeth, and then... I was like enough, and went for his stuff, and I was like, wtf is this? The bedroom dark, and when I grabbed it, I thought I had grabbed a sharpei with scoliosis.

It had foreskin of death and was crooked as hell! :lol: Don't get me wrong. A little foreskin is great, but too much is terrifying! It like kept coming and coming. The skin I mean. I kept trying to roll that shit down, and it just never stopped. :scared: On top of that, it had like a 40 degree kink in it. The thought of sucking on the sharpei, while cricking my neck trying to suck that dick with a hard right in it just turned my stomach. I was like, "umm, I totally forgot. I have to work really early tomorrow. Do you think I can get a raincheck?" Needless to say, that was that.:haha: :haha:

Nah. We didn't get that far. He would have literally had to hit it from the side. :lol: *DEATHED*

esquímaux
Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:21 PM
same here (and it will have to change ):lol: awww :hug:

esquímaux
Jul 23rd, 2006, 01:35 PM
Good stuff in this thread :D (Un)fortunately, I'm still a happy-go-lucky virggie so I have no juicy stories to tell.....yet :devil: I get to nervous around people too even get to 1st base :p

SilK
Jul 23rd, 2006, 04:04 PM
I am a virgin, like esquímaux. :D

and :help: @ the things I posted in here. :o

esquímaux
Jul 23rd, 2006, 09:49 PM
:p :p :p

Il Primo!
Jul 23rd, 2006, 10:19 PM
Once. She didn't want to be huged,kissed or somethin, she just wanna be deeply fucked. What a shame :o

skanky~skanketta
Feb 5th, 2008, 10:06 AM
well, i just had really awful sex so i figured i needed to bring this thread to life again.

so here i am, about to have sex and when he strips, he has a really long penis, but it's thin as hell!

kittyking
Feb 5th, 2008, 10:16 AM
well, i just had really awful sex so i figured i needed to bring this thread to life again.

so here i am, about to have sex and when he strips, he has a really long penis, but it's thin as hell!

Did he have a really skinny waist? I experienced that a few months ago, he had pretty tiny balls too :lol:

mandy7
Feb 5th, 2008, 10:16 AM
lmao
:hug:

azza
Feb 15th, 2008, 10:31 AM
sex is fucking awsome

Effy
Feb 15th, 2008, 10:57 AM
i never had bad sex :p

Natalicious
Feb 15th, 2008, 11:29 AM
i had bad sex once, althought i was drunken as hell back then :p

Cage
Feb 15th, 2008, 11:42 AM
Its called Big Tough Guy Small Assets :tape: Need i say anymore

miffedmax
Feb 15th, 2008, 01:30 PM
I've never had bad sex, but some sex was definitely better than others.

Wimpy as it may sound, having sex with someone you're emotionally committed to tends to be more rewarding, at least for me.

Slutiana
Feb 15th, 2008, 01:35 PM
Oh God.. This is too graphic. :sobbing:

Stamp Paid
Feb 15th, 2008, 04:40 PM
well, i just had really awful sex so i figured i needed to bring this thread to life again.

so here i am, about to have sex and when he strips, he has a really long penis, but it's thin as hell!:haha:

Stamp Paid
Feb 15th, 2008, 04:45 PM
I've never had bad sex, but some sex was definitely better than others.

Wimpy as it may sound, having sex with someone you're emotionally committed to tends to be more rewarding, at least for me.Thats not wimpy @ all, thats the truth.

miffedmax
Feb 15th, 2008, 06:07 PM
This thread also reminds me of a conversation I had with a female friend of mine.

She said "The best thing about being a woman is that when I go out, I know whether or not I'm going to have sex that night."

I replied "The best thing about being a guy is that if you're having sex, you know you're going to have a decent orgasm."

Nicolas
Feb 15th, 2008, 06:20 PM
This thread also reminds me of a conversation I had with a female friend of mine.

She said "The best thing about being a woman is that when I go out, I know whether or not I'm going to have sex that night."

I replied "The best thing about being a guy is that if you're having sex, you know you're going to have a decent orgasm."

:lol: :yeah:

plantman
Feb 15th, 2008, 06:29 PM
Its called Big Tough Guy Small Assets :tape: Need i say anymore

Been there!:D
One just needs to be creative at times like those!:lick:

njnetswill
Feb 15th, 2008, 06:36 PM
I don't know what's better: Elwin's catching your parents doing it thread or this. :haha:

tim1963
Feb 15th, 2008, 06:39 PM
been reading this at work all day. its hilarious , didn,t get much done though

plantman
Feb 15th, 2008, 06:40 PM
I don't know what's better: Elwin's catching your parents doing it thread or this. :haha:

Grandparents sex thread!:tape:

RenaSlam.
Feb 15th, 2008, 07:21 PM
Girls that don't swallow are the fucking worst.

Another thing that pisses me off about girls giving head is when their fucking hair dangles down into their face and you have to hold it back/up.

venus_rulez
Feb 15th, 2008, 07:21 PM
Bad sex is when you set something up with someone and they say they will let you do anything you want to them (minus scat lol) and then you rearrange your schedule to be able to stay the night so you can get down, and then there are too shy to even get things started. I was like you want me to do x,y,z to you, but you can't even say so I'm ready?

That's what I get though from trying to get some from someone I wasn't even attracted to :O

cellophane
Feb 15th, 2008, 08:25 PM
Girls that don't swallow are the fucking worst.

Another thing that pisses me off about girls giving head is when their fucking hair dangles down into their face and you have to hold it back/up.

What... you mean there is someone out there who is willing to have sex with you while you yell "Step to this!1111"? :o

venus_rulez
Feb 15th, 2008, 09:16 PM
What... you mean there is someone out there who is willing to have sex with you while you yell "Step to this!1111"? :o

:haha:

shap_half
Feb 15th, 2008, 09:26 PM
what's worse bad sex or no sex at all?

venus_rulez
Feb 15th, 2008, 09:40 PM
what's worse bad sex or no sex at all?

Probably no sex, cause at least you can take matters into your own hands.

abercrombieguy23
Feb 15th, 2008, 10:11 PM
whats that saying...bad sex is like pizza
even when its bad its still good

njnetswill
Feb 15th, 2008, 10:14 PM
What... you mean there is someone out there who is willing to have sex with you while you yell "Step to this!1111"? :o

:haha:

RenaSlam :hug:

cellophane
Feb 15th, 2008, 10:50 PM
whats that saying...bad sex is like pizza
even when its bad its still good

They say wrong. Bad pizza sucks.

Stamp Paid
Feb 15th, 2008, 11:11 PM
what's worse bad sex or no sex at all?Bad sex!

Wannabeknowitall
Feb 15th, 2008, 11:18 PM
I turn bad sex into good sex so I really don't know what that is.

The only problem is when people can't last more than 5 minutes.
I mean I've had people grind on my ass for a minute and...couldn't help to cum.

Even then it's not a problem, cause they're the ones riding back home.

I had to tell one guy no, because it was effecting my mindset for my being more green for the year.
They would ride over in their SUV and nut after 30 seconds and then drive back 25 minutes home.

It just doesn't seem practical. Maybe if he gets on public transportation, I might reconsider.

venus_rulez
Feb 15th, 2008, 11:20 PM
^ You turn bad sex into good sex? You should write a how to book the...

Wannabeknowitall
Feb 15th, 2008, 11:29 PM
^ You turn bad sex into good sex? You should write a how to book the...

You can see the signs.
For example: When a person seems to talk about what they want to do during sex instead of actually coming over to do it.

Clear sign you have to do more than you're accustomed to, because they don't knwo what the fuck they're talking about.

venus_rulez
Feb 15th, 2008, 11:43 PM
You can see the signs.
For example: When a person seems to talk about what they want to do during sex instead of actually coming over to do it.

Clear sign you have to do more than you're accustomed to, because they don't knwo what the fuck they're talking about.


You know what, that is a real good rule to follow. And something I need to remember.

¤CharlDa¤
Feb 16th, 2008, 12:13 AM
Weirdly enough, I also tend to think that people who constantly talk about their sex experiences and/or just plain sex on message boards are also the ones who don't know what they are talking about :tape: :devil: :angel:

Stamp Paid
Feb 16th, 2008, 01:04 AM
I turn bad sex into good sex so I really don't know what that is.

The only problem is when people can't last more than 5 minutes.
I mean I've had people grind on my ass for a minute and...couldn't help to cum.

Even then it's not a problem, cause they're the ones riding back home.

I had to tell one guy no, because it was effecting my mindset for my being more green for the year.
They would ride over in their SUV and nut after 30 seconds and then drive back 25 minutes home.

It just doesn't seem practical. Maybe if he gets on public transportation, I might reconsider. You are comedy sometimes!!!! ROTFLMAO

Brett.
Feb 16th, 2008, 09:17 AM
Anyone who can't suck cocks :tape: Some of them usually bite on it. :rolls:

esquímaux
Feb 20th, 2008, 03:19 AM
Oh gosh :o This New Years Eve. :o :o :o I hadn't gotten any action in a long time and considerably lowered my standards. Me and this guy went the whole 9 yards, but the whole time I was thinking of someone else. I completely used that dude....

Pasta-Na
Feb 20th, 2008, 04:00 AM
i tame people with my tongue :rolls:

mirzalover
Feb 20th, 2008, 04:37 AM
Ok this past weekend I had sex with a guy who said he was a virgin. I had never been the reciever before so I let him be the top. OMGFG what was I thinking. He was just bad and he thought he was just gonna cum on my face. NOOOOO I might be Bi but I will not have anyone's baby juice in my face or mouth. Plus I think he was just barely even putting it in. Like head, pull out, head, pullout. I was honest to god thinking please just fucking cum already ready. He was great to look at, nice body, not a girly guy, knew how to kiss, and had a nice sized package but was completely useless.