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creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:01 PM
I cannot believe my eyes whenever I opened my mail today. Cause I won the competition. I am so excited. I entered, but I never once thought I would be lucky enough to win.Here's what it said in some of the letter.


With reference to your entry for “Be a commentator for the day” competition. We are pleased to inform you that you have been successful.

We now have the pleasure in offering you the chance to become a commentator for the day at the Swiss Open -Zurich.

We would like to confirm your attending date as Thurs-Sun 20-23 at 9-00am, please can you report to Beat Ritschard at the above address on this day.

Please contact Beat Ritschard if these arrangements are inconvenient.

We look forward to having you join our commentary team for the day and hope your day with us will be both enjoyable and beneficial.

SilK
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:02 PM
congrats! that's awsome! :yeah:

:hug:

¤CharlDa¤
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:06 PM
OMG! Lucky :D

~Cherry*Blossom~
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:06 PM
OMG, this should be hilarious!!! PLEASE DON'T HOLD BACK!!!!!

englishjenfan
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:08 PM
Wow thats great :)! Enjoy it!

Helen Lawson
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:09 PM
I can't get any worse than that awful Pam Shriver! Go for it!

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:09 PM
I got so excited I nearly did my number 2's in my Calvin Klien's. Hehe

Only thing is I got to choose one day only. From between Thursday-Sunday. But I think I'll pick Thursday cause there's lot more players around. Last year Daniela Hantuchova was in the commentary booth. OMG if she's there I'll....I'll.....I'll.....

vaiva
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:13 PM
Make sure you keep to the high standard of Eurosport commentators. Remember: Serena = fashion injury, etc.

Bonne chance!

SelesFan70
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:13 PM
:scared: for Eurosport. :lol: Good luck! Be sure to mention WTAWorld

Alenyaa
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:20 PM
OMG, Creep! Congratulations! When is the tournament held exactly? I'll tune into Eurosport for your commentary :lol:

Infiniti2001
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:21 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: thanks for the laugh Creep :lol:

volta
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:22 PM
Make sure you keep to the high standard of Eurosport commentators. Remember: Serena = fashion injury, etc.

Bonne chance!
yeah Vaiva = no brain etc.

Congratz Creep ;)

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:23 PM
:scared: for Eurosport. :lol: Good luck! Be sure to mention WTAWorld

The letter I got is four pages, and I'm not allowed to mention certain things. But if I can I'll give you all a mention, well not everybody, but the people I REALLY like! ;):)

fifiricci
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:24 PM
Well done Creep! I knew I was a good judge of taste! It'll be the Eurosport commentary team, not you, pooing their pants in fear for their jobs! :devil:

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:25 PM
OMG, Creep! Congratulations! When is the tournament held exactly? I'll tune into Eurosport for your commentary :lol:

It's on October. I have a long wait. I asked why this tournament, and they told me they sponsored the competition and that if this is a success there are more in the pipeline.

Alenyaa
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:26 PM
Remind us by then, will ya? :p

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:27 PM
Well done Creep! I knew I was a good judge of taste! It'll be the Eurosport commentary team, not you, pooing their pants in fear for their jobs! :devil:

I now have a mental thought of Sam Smith pooing.lol Thanks

aNYthing
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:27 PM
that is amazing! I am happy for you!

tennislover
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:28 PM
:worship: :worship: :worship:
great!

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:31 PM
I can't get any worse than that awful Pam Shriver! Go for it!

I just hope that when I return to the board people still talk to me even though I'm a celebrity. That's all.:)

Helen Lawson
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:34 PM
I just hope that when I return to the board people still talk to me even though I'm a celebrity. That's all.:)

No, they'll turn on you. I'm on about half the board's ignore list. Price of fame, babe, price of fame.

tennislover
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:37 PM
I just hope that when I return to the board people still talk to me even though I'm a celebrity. That's all.:)

you know it's so rewarding get in touch with celebrities! ;)

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:37 PM
dont believe you :lol:

auntie janie
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:41 PM
Be sure to announce: "I am known online as creep!" :lol:

And have a great time. :)

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:41 PM
No, they'll turn on you. I'm on about half the board's ignore list. Price of fame, babe, price of fame.

I've bad news for you, you'll never be on mine.

I bet when I commentate there's a thread on the board bashing me!

carot
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:42 PM
let's hope this won't be a commentating task only but that you'll also be allowed to interview the players :)

Helen Lawson
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:42 PM
I've bad news for you, you'll never be on mine.

I bet when I commentate there's a thread on the board bashing me!

Hon, these are the experts after all, so just take it as constructive criticism!

auntie janie
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:43 PM
dont believe you :lol:

But why not? It's so much fun! :banana:

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:43 PM
dont believe you :lol:

lol The jealousy has started already.

Well you will when I'm commentating, and I say during commentating "She's playing as bad as SJW posts".

tennislover
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:45 PM
I've bad news for you, you'll never be on mine.

I bet when I commentate there's a thread on the board bashing me!

Don't worry! I'll start a thread on the board praising you! :angel: ;)

tennislover
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:46 PM
let's hope this won't be a commentating task only but that you'll also be allowed to interview the players :)

it would be great... ;)

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:47 PM
let's hope this won't be a commentating task only but that you'll also be allowed to interview the players :)

OMG OMG!!!! Just imagine if I get to interview the players, would they let me?

I don't think I could keep my hands to myself.

carot
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:48 PM
i can already imagine you'd love to interview vera and ask her about a long lost twin sister!

carot
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:48 PM
OMG OMG!!!! Just imagine if I get to interview the players, would they let me?

I don't think I could keep my hands to myself.
and you'd even have a microphone! imagine the things you can do with that

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:48 PM
Don't worry! I'll start a thread on the board praising you! :angel: ;)

Do you mean a "Caption this" thread? ;):) hehe

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:51 PM
lol The jealousy has started already.

Well you will when I'm commentating, and I say during commentating "She's playing as bad as SJW posts".
i just dont take you seriously, thats why i like you so much :lol:
mention me on air air though and i'll love you forever :lol:

Kart
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:51 PM
Don't sit next to Chris Bradnam - if he's half as much of a lech in the flesh as he comes across in his commentary, it'd be wise to stock up on some mace.

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:55 PM
i can already imagine you'd love to interview vera and ask her about a long lost twin sister!

Her name, the girl who lives down the street from me is also Vera. She came around my home on Monday to watch the tennis, she never watch it very much, and I showed her my photographs of Vera. She could not believe her eye (she has a glass eye, I just found this out the other day when she had one eye on the tennis, and one on my mother Ethel for a very long time).

If I get to interview Vera I will ask her "Vera can I kiss your tears away"?

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:57 PM
Don't sit next to Chris Bradnam - if he's half as much of a lech in the flesh as he comes across in his commentary, it'd be wise to stock up on some mace.

What you mean he'll try and touch me?

When I'm watching tennis I get all excited especially if it's certain players, and I get all aroused.I can't help it, blood just gushes there. I say to myself "Louise Latimer...Louise Latimer" to try to control myself, but rarely it ever helps. So he might get the wrong idea if he touches me in a certain place.

Does Sam Smith do the same?

carot
Jun 3rd, 2005, 07:58 PM
If I get to interview Vera I will ask her "Vera can I kiss your tears away"?

i hope i won't come across too girly, but i'm moved by this :)

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 08:00 PM
i just dont take you seriously, thats why i like you so much :lol:
mention me on air air though and i'll love you forever :lol:

Enough to sleep with me? I'd love to spoon you!

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 08:07 PM
Be sure to announce: "I am known online as creep!" :lol:

And have a great time. :)

Thanks janie! :)

Maybe they read the board now. And know who it is has won! :)

felipe2004
Jun 3rd, 2005, 08:14 PM
Wow, how nice for you! :)

Helen Lawson
Jun 3rd, 2005, 08:18 PM
I hope you use this opportunity to tell some of the players what's wrong with their games. If Venus is there, tell her her forehand and second serve suck and that she needs a "real" coach. Tell Vera she needs to get on anti-depressants and grow the hell up. Tell LenaD to hurry up with that new serve motion she's putting together and that with a better serve, she could be No. 1. Tell Kim and Amelie to see a better shrink. I'm sure you can do the rest of the fly when appropriate.

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 08:19 PM
i hope i won't come across too girly, but i'm moved by this :)

No, not all. I am a very caring person. I'm so loveable, and touchable, and huggable, and a lot of other ables.

Other people have also moved when they are near me, and heard what I said, so youre not alone in this way carot.:)

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 08:28 PM
R U gonna take Ethel?? And if not, what will you do with her:confused:

Mother cannot come with me cause she suffers from Aviophobia. Last time I took her with me, and we had to fly it was a nightmare, cause her Tourette Syndrome had her shouting all over check-in. We ended up having a cavity search, and when they told mother she had to have a cavity search she just told them "Fuck you motherfuckers" and threw her false teeth at them.
So I told the security guy she didn't understand, and I'd perform the search myself, which was something I wouldn't want to go through again.

Nicjac
Jun 3rd, 2005, 08:37 PM
Welcome to Switzerland!

Let me know if I could aid you in understanding the Swiss way... I'd offer you my home to stay (well, I do not live in Zurich, but in this little country everything is just an hour away), but I believe your win will get you an even better place to stay.

Zurich is an important tournament, e.g., Justine became No 1 there in 2003 – enjoy!

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 08:44 PM
Welcome to Switzerland!

Let me know if I could aid you in understanding the Swiss way... I'd offer you my home to stay (well, I do not live in Zurich, but in this little country everything is just an hour away), but I believe your win will get you an even better place to stay.

Zurich is an important tournament, e.g., Justine became No 1 there in 2003 – enjoy!

Seriously? They have offered me accomodation at a few places. But what happens is, I pay then they foot the bill. Well that's the way I read it. But I would like to stay with another poster, this would be best I think.:) And I could make a whole week of my trip, instead of a few days.

Kart
Jun 3rd, 2005, 09:37 PM
Does Sam Smith do the same?

No. She's sterile.

Kart
Jun 3rd, 2005, 09:37 PM
Emotionally I mean.

SJW
Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:11 PM
Enough to sleep with me? I'd love to spoon you!

the amount of times ive heard that before :lol:

why do you have an American flag? just out of pure interest. i'll tell you why i have a Bajan flag :p

stenen
Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:12 PM
:cool: Congrats! See you in Zürich. :wavey:

Shenanigans
Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:20 PM
Congrats Creep, hope you enjoy it. These competitions are a good idea they should get a poster from Wtaworld to commentate in all the matches.
We are far cheaper than Jo Durie and Sam Smith, hell, we will do it for free.

harloo
Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:24 PM
I can't believe everyone is falling for this, we all know Creep is a jokester.:lol:

TomTennis
Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:27 PM
OMG creep congrats. I never even knew there was a competition going on!. lolol. Dang i wish id entered! But aynways, you are so lucky, and i hope you ahve a blast!

Im gonna have to be tuning in during Zurich to see what you say! Go for it mate.

stenen
Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:27 PM
I can't believe everyone is falling for this, we all know Creep is a jokester.:lol:

If this was a joke I'd know about it. :p

auntie janie
Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:28 PM
I can't believe everyone is falling for this, we all know Creep is a jokester.:lol:

Because it's a lot of fun whether it's true or not. :wavey:

wurzelman
Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:30 PM
well done creep

stenen
Jun 3rd, 2005, 10:57 PM
Mother cannot come with me cause she suffers from Aviophobia. Last time I took her with me, and we had to fly it was a nightmare, cause her Tourette Syndrome had her shouting all over check-in. We ended up having a cavity search, and when they told mother she had to have a cavity search she just told them "Fuck you motherfuckers" and threw her false teeth at them.
So I told the security guy she didn't understand, and I'd perform the search myself, which was something I wouldn't want to go through again.

:haha: you're killing me :lol:

V-MAC
Jun 3rd, 2005, 11:23 PM
:o just going slightly off the topic a bit but just wondering creep if you are male or female? I always thought you were female, going by your avator but now I'm not too sure.. anyway congrats! :bounce:

hingis-seles
Jun 3rd, 2005, 11:36 PM
:haha:

This is why creep is one of my favourite posters!

Hagar
Jun 3rd, 2005, 11:40 PM
Congratulations! This is awesome.
What did you have to do to win this?

matthias
Jun 3rd, 2005, 11:47 PM
thats really great for you
will they pay hotel and all this stuff for you?

kosmikgroove
Jun 4th, 2005, 01:08 AM
yay, another useless amount of webspace...

Sam L
Jun 4th, 2005, 02:11 AM
I cannot believe my eyes whenever I opened my mail today. Cause I won the competition. I am so excited. I entered, but I never once thought I would be lucky enough to win.Here's what it said in some of the letter.


With reference to your entry for “Be a commentator for the day” competition. We are pleased to inform you that you have been successful.

We now have the pleasure in offering you the chance to become a commentator for the day at the Swiss Open -Zurich.

We would like to confirm your attending date as Thurs-Sun 20-23 at 9-00am, please can you report to Beat Ritschard at the above address on this day.

Please contact Beat Ritschard if these arrangements are inconvenient.

We look forward to having you join our commentary team for the day and hope your day with us will be both enjoyable and beneficial.
Congrats creep! Go for it!

LefandePatty
Jun 4th, 2005, 04:17 AM
I cannot believe my eyes whenever I opened my mail today. Cause I won the competition. I am so excited. I entered, but I never once thought I would be lucky enough to win.Here's what it said in some of the letter.


With reference to your entry for “Be a commentator for the day” competition. We are pleased to inform you that you have been successful.

We now have the pleasure in offering you the chance to become a commentator for the day at the Swiss Open -Zurich.

We would like to confirm your attending date as Thurs-Sun 20-23 at 9-00am, please can you report to Beat Ritschard at the above address on this day.

Please contact Beat Ritschard if these arrangements are inconvenient.

We look forward to having you join our commentary team for the day and hope your day with us will be both enjoyable and beneficial.

that's great, congratulations !! :D
btw, I'll go to this tournament ;)

Derek.
Jun 4th, 2005, 04:38 AM
How cool creep! :D

creep
Jun 4th, 2005, 08:27 AM
the amount of times ive heard that before :lol:

why do you have an American flag? just out of pure interest. i'll tell you why i have a Bajan flag :p

If I tell you about the American flag (I have told this before btw ;)) will you sleep with me? ;)

creep
Jun 4th, 2005, 08:34 AM
:cool: Congrats! See you in Zürich. :wavey:

You will be there?:)

The way I read it I'll be staying at the official tournament hotel, Hilton Zurich Airport. Wonder if any players stay there? Maybe I can have a sleepover!

I was offered alternative accomodation by another poster, but they haven't got back to me yet on it.They live in Switzerland, and not far from the tournament.

ceiling_fan
Jun 4th, 2005, 08:35 AM
That is awesome creep!! It only happens to people besides me!! haha, have a blast! i hope u meet some players in the booth!!

creep
Jun 4th, 2005, 08:42 AM
Congratulations! This is awesome.
What did you have to do to win this?

Firstly I had to ring with an answer to a multiple choice question, and you had to leave details, home address, phone number etc, for Eurosport to contact you if you got through the elimination question.

Then on the web site there was a clip of a match, and I had to ring the number provided, and give a 1 minute commentary that was then added to the clip of the match, it was Elena Bovina (and this is what made me answer, cause deep down in my bowels I think I'm in love with her) So they called me and told me I was shortlisted, but I never once believed I was lucky enough to win, cause I'm a very unlucky person in life. Then yesterday I received conformation I was the winner!:)

As far as I knowthey will be posting the clip (with my commentary) to the Eurosport website very soon.

random fan
Jun 4th, 2005, 09:44 AM
Back to the drunk tank with you, creep! :haha:

stenen
Jun 4th, 2005, 10:11 AM
You will be there?:)


Oh yes. I'll take good care of you...hmm to a certain limit good care. ;)
I'm a little nervous though because last night I woke up laughing because some creep had crept into my dream.... :tape:

creep
Jun 4th, 2005, 06:25 PM
Oh yes. I'll take good care of you...hmm to a certain limit good care. ;)
I'm a little nervous though because last night I woke up laughing because some creep had crept into my dream.... :tape:

If it were me then it was a wet dream. ;) hehe

LefandePatty
Jun 5th, 2005, 07:16 AM
btw, if you need a place to live Creep, you can ask me, I live an hour and 15 minutes far Zurich..

mousee
Jun 5th, 2005, 09:10 AM
The letter I got is four pages, and I'm not allowed to mention certain things.
but u can speak in code...sth like
welcome
tahiti
and
welcome
ohio
really
like
donuts
:devil:

wateva
Jun 5th, 2005, 09:29 AM
wow! you're so lucky! have fun! :)

greenfunkTHREE.
Jun 5th, 2005, 02:39 PM
congrats creep!

creep
Jun 5th, 2005, 06:35 PM
btw, if you need a place to live Creep, you can ask me, I live an hour and 15 minutes far Zurich..

Do you mean for the rest of my life?

LefandePatty
Jun 5th, 2005, 06:38 PM
Do you mean for the rest of my life?

lmao :haha: :rolleyes: :p
during the tournament ;)
but maybe would you want to stay in Switzerland?! :tape: :lol:

creep
Jun 5th, 2005, 06:42 PM
lmao :haha: :rolleyes: :p
during the tournament ;)
but maybe would you want to stay in Switzerland?! :tape: :lol:

I thought you meant for the rest of my life, and I got so excited because I don’t think my mother Ethel has long to live, and I could not cope with being all alone.

I have never been to Switzerland. I saw photographs, and it’s a beautiful country.

ps/ I will get a job and give you housekeeping money, and mother has some money put aside, but I just have not found out where she has hidden it yet.

LefandePatty
Jun 5th, 2005, 06:45 PM
I thought you meant for the rest of my life, and I got so excited because I don’t think my mother Ethel has long to live, and I could not cope with being all alone.

I have never been to Switzerland. I saw photographs, and it’s a beautiful country.

ps/ I will get a job and give you housekeeping money, and mother has some money put aside, but I just have not found out where she has hidden it yet.

I meant for the tournament :)
why not for the real life LOL? :lol:
I'm too young for you hehe ;) :p
isn't it sad? :p

fifiricci
Jun 5th, 2005, 06:46 PM
mother has some money put aside, but I just have not found out where she has hidden it yet.

Well you've already checked her cavities and it wasn't there. :(

Why not try the small boat made of china, going nowhere on the mantlepiece? ;)

creep
Jun 5th, 2005, 06:52 PM
Well you've already checked her cavities and it wasn't there. :(

Why not try the small boat made of china, going nowhere on the mantlepiece? ;)

I have looked everywhere for the money. I know she has money hidden because she has not spent her pension for the last 3 years, and when I collect it for her, she don’t give me a penny!
I looked under her bed, and it was not there, only think I found was some of her underwear were she had problems with her bowel movements and they was covered with stains (some were sniffable) and not bothered putting them in the wash for me.

creep
Jun 5th, 2005, 06:54 PM
I meant for the tournament :)
why not for the real life LOL? :lol:
I'm too young for you hehe ;) :p
isn't it sad? :p

lol I not want to marry you. Just live with you.:)

Too young? Why what age are you? I don’t want other posters thinking I am perverted or a paedophile who wants to touch you in provocative situations.

LefandePatty
Jun 5th, 2005, 06:58 PM
lol I not want to marry you..

me too :lol:

Just live with you.:).

why not in about 3 years ^^ :p

Too young? Why what age are you?

15 :angel:

I don’t want other posters thinking I am perverted or a paedophile who wants to touch you in provocative situations.

:haha:

well, do you need any place to live - during the tournament - ?
you didn't answer me lol

creep
Jun 5th, 2005, 07:05 PM
me too :lol:



why not in about 3 years ^^ :p



15 :angel:



:haha:

well, do you need any place to live - during the tournament - ?
you didn't answer me lol

I will give you a PM telling you when I'm coming over, I'll give you my mobile number, ok? Then if you are going to the tournament you can meet me (with supervision if you prefer) ;):)

LefandePatty
Jun 5th, 2005, 07:09 PM
I will give you a PM telling you when I'm coming over, I'll give you my mobile number, ok? Then if you are going to the tournament you can meet me (with supervision if you prefer) ;):)

sure I'm going to go to the tournament :)
atm you can give me your msn adress to talk about our future projects lol :lol: :p ;)

creep
Jun 5th, 2005, 07:10 PM
sure I'm going to go to the tournament :)
atm you can give me your msn adress to talk about our future projects lol :lol: :p ;)

It's on my profile.:)

creepcreepcreep@hotmail.co.uk

LefandePatty
Jun 5th, 2005, 07:12 PM
It's on my profile.:)

creepcreepcreep@hotmail.co.uk

ok I add you ;)

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jun 5th, 2005, 08:00 PM
you are a lucky bastard... I hope you have the enogh tennis knowledge to hte keep the high class that a tennis commentator must have.

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jun 6th, 2005, 03:37 PM
For the people who don't understand my commentary... I am saying.. you are freaking lucky... gosh.. I am not trying to be offensive... I am saying also good luck keeping up with the other guys.. kick their butts. I received a bad rep for my misunderstood commentary...

controlfreak
Jun 6th, 2005, 04:36 PM
did you ever hear the one about the troll boy who cried 'wolf'?

creep
Jun 6th, 2005, 06:12 PM
For the people who don't understand my commentary... I am saying.. you are freaking lucky... gosh.. I am not trying to be offensive... I am saying also good luck keeping up with the other guys.. kick their butts. I received a bad rep for my misunderstood commentary...

Me know enough about tennis? lol Have you listened to those who already commentate, they don’t know very much as it is. Here’s an example. (And this happens all the time during most tournaments) During the French open when Elena Dementieva was playing Sanda Mamic, the two commentators said they met once before that was last year, when Elena won. lol They played 2 weeks previously when Mamic won! They don’t know anything, somebody searches all the facts (well theyre suppose to) and hands the commentator a sheet telling them all about the players they are discussing. That's why they react to a new player (who is usually ranked in the top 20 anyway) like she came from another planet. But I'm fine because I know so much about tennis. Haven't you read any of my previous tennis related posts? lol I'm positive there could be at least 2 or 3. ;)

And I did not misinterpret what you meant in the previous post. I did NOT find anything offensive in what you said. :)

random fan
Jun 6th, 2005, 06:40 PM
Yeah man, just don't mention your mother Ethel and and that Zvonareva is your neighbor and everything is going to be allright ;)

creep
Jun 6th, 2005, 06:57 PM
Yeah man, just don't mention your mother Ethel and and that Zvonareva is your neighbor and everything is going to be allright ;)

When I told my mother I won the competition. She asked me “If I die before the tournament begins, could I scatter her ashes on the court, and have a one minutes silence”? She’s very morbid at the moment.

The girl who looks just like Vera, and lives in my street asked if she could come with me? I told her it's just for one person, but she told me she would make it worth my while if I took her along. So I'm considering her offer.

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:34 PM
Me know enough about tennis? lol Have you listened to those who already commentate, they don’t know very much as it is. Here’s an example. (And this happens all the time during most tournaments) During the French open when Elena Dementieva was playing Sanda Mamic, the two commentators said they met once before that was last year, when Elena won. lol They played 2 weeks previously when Mamic won! They don’t know anything, somebody searches all the facts (well theyre suppose to) and hands the commentator a sheet telling them all about the players they are discussing. That's why they react to a new player (who is usually ranked in the top 20 anyway) like she came from another planet. But I'm fine because I know so much about tennis. Haven't you read any of my previous tennis related posts? lol I'm positive there could be at least 2 or 3. ;)

And I did not misinterpret what you meant in the previous post. I did NOT find anything offensive in what you said. :)


I livei nAmerica... I suppose eurosport has good people... But apparently they don't..

Therefore is humiliation time for yo to give to them... perhaps you can stay with the job! :D

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:35 PM
Haven't you read any of my previous tennis related posts? lol I'm positive there could be at least 2 or 3. ;)



I read that you like Dokic's boobs... methinks...

maxomax
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:42 PM
Congrulations!! You are really lucky!! Take picture of this moment!

Paldias
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:44 PM
Wow, congrats :) have fun with it :yeah:

BUBI
Jun 6th, 2005, 09:58 PM
I think you should take Vera with you :yeah:

creep
Jun 7th, 2005, 11:49 AM
I read that you like Dokic's boobs... methinks...


lol Who doesn't? I like everything about Jelena on how she looks. Personally I think she's a honey!:)

But I’m not necessarily a tit man. But I have been swayed a few times into liking a player solely on the merits of her knockers.

creep
Jun 7th, 2005, 12:06 PM
I think you should take Vera with you :yeah:


I am thinking strongly in doing so. Cause if the real Vera is playing this tournament, and I can get the Vera who is my neighbour together, then people will think theyre twins. And the sporting press with want to take photographs, and then somebody on the board will post a thread asking “Caption this”.
Imagine if I get the Vera who is my neighbour to dress up in a tennis outfit (I asked her the other week to do so, but she said she would think about it) but if I take her she cannot refuse. Plus she keeps telling me she’ll make it worth my while. I asked her what she meant, and she stuck her finger in her mouth and started sucking on it! And she made suggestive faces at me while doing it. The last person to do this at me was my aunt Ida, when she had too much to drink at Christmas.


Could I thank all the people who wished me congratulations.:)

JuchuKai
Oct 18th, 2005, 10:30 AM
so when are you heading off to zürich now? :bounce:

Lemonskin.
Oct 18th, 2005, 11:15 AM
Well you've already checked her cavities and it wasn't there. :(

Why not try the small boat made of china, going nowhere on the mantlepiece? ;)
Crowded House :bowdown:

Yasmine
Oct 18th, 2005, 11:47 AM
:yeah: well done Creep :banana:
Let us know when it comes up on TV and if there is anything on the site;)

creep
Oct 18th, 2005, 04:12 PM
so when are you heading off to zürich now? :bounce:


I'm leaving later today. :D

baleineau
Oct 18th, 2005, 04:17 PM
can you ask the other commentators if they've heard or smelt any players' farts, whether any are persistent offenders etc., only my friend is still writing that section of his book and would love some examples from people who are qualified to comment.

pierce0415
Oct 18th, 2005, 04:18 PM
Which day will you be commentating? QF? SF?

Hagar
Oct 18th, 2005, 04:19 PM
I'm leaving later today. :D

Kick ass, Creep!!! :devil:

creep
Oct 18th, 2005, 04:27 PM
Which day will you be commentating? QF? SF?

Thursday, well the afternoon to be precise. I don't know what time that is in Europe, or Luxembourg.:)

creep
Oct 18th, 2005, 04:30 PM
can you ask the other commentators if they've heard or smelt any players' farts, whether any are persistent offenders etc., only my friend is still writing that section of his book and would love some examples from people who are qualified to comment.

Sure will. I'll bring it up when there's an injury time out . Hopefully if Mary's playing we'll have a long debate on the subject. But I’ve heard a rumour that Svetlana is queen of the SBD’s. ;)

DragonFlame
Oct 18th, 2005, 04:51 PM
wow :eek:, nice :) . most of all, have fun creep! :D and try to talk to as many players as you can! :wavey:

Erika_Angel
Oct 18th, 2005, 04:59 PM
someone is going to have to get us an audio of the whole time you are commentating.
Don't hold back now, be very vocal to the point of annoyance. And don't be too nice, be very judgmental and bring up random other players. Try making a game about how many other female tennis players you can mention during the match haha, that would be funny.

"Her serve is just spot on today, wouldn't you agree?"
"Yes! She is serving nearly as powerful as Serena, And putting alot of fast paced angles into it aswell, very Davenport-esque. Really she is playing fantastic today, even Kim Clijsters with her splits would have alot of trouble getting some of these baseline shots she is hitting today, but I have to say her fashion sense can only be compared to that of Betthany Matek.... tsk, tsk"
"umm .... ok"

WhatTheDeuce
Oct 18th, 2005, 04:59 PM
omg :creep: is commentating. How I wish I had Eurosport.

tenn_ace
Oct 18th, 2005, 05:11 PM
good luck creep! just don't be too nice to players. call it like you see it!

frenchie
Oct 18th, 2005, 05:11 PM
For which country will you comment?

creep
Oct 18th, 2005, 05:14 PM
For which country will you comment?

It's with the UK commentary team, that's all I know presently. But I know some other languages so maybe I'll be with other commentary teams from around Europe, and Luxembourg.

random fan
Oct 18th, 2005, 05:19 PM
lol totally forgot about it. I hope they will employ you after it :lol: Have some fun!

BUBI
Oct 18th, 2005, 05:21 PM
I thought you sold it on ebay :shrug:

random fan
Oct 18th, 2005, 05:22 PM
It's with the UK commentary team, that's all I know presently. But I know some other languages so maybe I'll be with other commentary teams from around Europe, and Luxembourg.

I just hope it is not only for British Eurosport :)

creep
Oct 18th, 2005, 05:38 PM
I thought you sold it on ebay :shrug:

Actually another poster asked me could they attend instead of me if they purchased the prize from me on Ebay.
But I was contacted by the organisers involved the the event, and they did not permit me to sell on the prize to another person.

pierce0415
Oct 18th, 2005, 08:48 PM
Actually another poster asked me could they attend instead of me if they purchased the prize from me on Ebay.
But I was contacted by the organisers involved the the event, and they did not permit me to sell on the prize to another person.

I am sure you will make for some interesting commentary :lol: If any poster can record it on Eurosport and post it here it would be hilarious

new-york
Oct 18th, 2005, 08:54 PM
congrats!!! i already want to hear it :lol:

Greenout
Oct 18th, 2005, 11:02 PM
I hope it's British Eurosport. We get those WTA matches here in S'pore..rather delayed. :lol: I'm looking forward to you insightful commentary such as

"Why is this player so stupid? She's hitting the ball straight back to her opponent."- Creep chatting with Jo Durie

May I ask you a favour Creep? Can you ask Sam Smith, why at her age is she holding a school girl crush for Maria Sharapova? Oh, and tell her she's lucky that we don't see her on camera because that drool running down her chin is not very lovely from a former WTA player that has gotten her ass roasted by Steffi Graf at WIMBLEDON.

LefandePatty
Oct 18th, 2005, 11:20 PM
Sure will. I'll bring it up when there's an injury time out . Hopefully if Mary's playing we'll have a long debate on the subject. But I’ve heard a rumour that Svetlana is queen of the SBD’s. ;)

say me when you'll be in Zurich. I go to the tournament today and tomorrow.

tennisrox
Oct 17th, 2006, 09:20 AM
*bump*
For those of us who miss the legendary Creep. :sad:

kittyking
Oct 17th, 2006, 10:06 AM
Whens the commentary on

xr6turbo
Oct 17th, 2006, 10:08 AM
Whens the commentary on
This thread is over a year old.

!<blocparty>!
Oct 17th, 2006, 10:10 AM
This thread is over a year old.

As are these constant trolls.

UDACHi
Oct 17th, 2006, 10:38 AM
RIP creep. :sobbing:

DragonFlame
Oct 17th, 2006, 12:14 PM
awhh the memories :drool: , great thread this was! :worship: can't believe i was such a fool back then. Creep must have forgotten all about this thread and laughed his head off when it got bumped :lol:

G~Playa
Oct 17th, 2006, 12:17 PM
Woooooooooo!

pierce0415
Oct 17th, 2006, 12:49 PM
I just bookmarked this thread :tape:

Mike_T
Oct 17th, 2006, 01:10 PM
But this wasn’t intended as a joke, was it? It started out as desperate attention seeking, but he was heading down a one-way alley. He tried to turn it around with humour, but by then it was too late. There was then a pregnant pause, when out of shame he went awol. But then he came back claiming he’d been mugged in Zurich and lost his memory. He said he went for a brain scan and Camerleo377(sp?) replied "did they find one?". Yeah bring back Creep, but restrict him to one thread start per 24hrs. That’s what got him banned, his constant attention seeking thread starting.

Kimster
Oct 17th, 2006, 01:43 PM
I cannot believe my eyes whenever I opened my mail today. Cause I won the competition. I am so excited. I entered, but I never once thought I would be lucky enough to win.Here's what it said in some of the letter.


With reference to your entry for “Be a commentator for the day” competition. We are pleased to inform you that you have been successful.

We now have the pleasure in offering you the chance to become a commentator for the day at the Swiss Open -Zurich.

We would like to confirm your attending date as Thurs-Sun 20-23 at 9-00am, please can you report to Beat Ritschard at the above address on this day.

Please contact Beat Ritschard if these arrangements are inconvenient.

We look forward to having you join our commentary team for the day and hope your day with us will be both enjoyable and beneficial.


Congratulations!! :bigclap: