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creep
Jun 2nd, 2005, 08:40 PM
Mary Pierce is so classy, if I had a daughter I want her to be just like Mary.

Jakeev
Jun 2nd, 2005, 08:43 PM
Mary Pierce is so classy, if I had a daughter I want her to be just like Mary.

Does Anty Ida look like Ethel?:lol:

creep
Jun 2nd, 2005, 08:49 PM
Does Anty Ida look like Ethel?:lol:

She's 10 years younger, and much sexier, well I think so. Although I shouldn't really feel this way, because it used to be my "uncle Arthur".

There was a mishap whenever he went into hospital to be circumcised. There's presently a court case occuring so it's best I don't say too much as it could be used in evidence against the plaintiff.

Jakeev
Jun 2nd, 2005, 08:51 PM
She's 10 years younger, and much sexier, well I think so. Although I shouldn't really feel this way, because it used to be my "uncle Arthur".

There was a mishap whenever he went into hospital to be circumcised. There's presently a court case occuring so it's best I don't say too much as it could be used in evidence against the plaintiff.


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HONEY YOU SLAY ME!!!!!!!!:kiss:

SJW
Jun 2nd, 2005, 08:57 PM
omg you're fucking class LOL i wish everyone else posted like you :haha:

auntie janie
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:13 PM
She's 10 years younger, and much sexier, well I think so. Although I shouldn't really feel this way, because it used to be my "uncle Arthur". There was a mishap whenever he went into hospital to be circumcised. There's presently a court case occuring so it's best I don't say too much as it could be used in evidence against the plaintiff.

:lol: omg

Helen Lawson
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:14 PM
How can she know whether Mary's classy or not based on a match on TV and some bs from a press conference?

Infiniti2001
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:16 PM
I can always count on Creep to crack me up when I visit this board :lol: :haha:

SilK
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:18 PM
when Mary won her match my Mom said:

"Great! Two bitches in the Final!" :o

I swear, if she wasn't my Momma I would've called her a bitch and slapped her around the room! :eek:

SJW
Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:28 PM
awww...my mom came in from work and said "is the tennis highlights on? i want to watch Mary"

:D

~Cherry*Blossom~
Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:32 PM
My dad told me to turn that shit off :o (he hates tennis, unless he has had a drink. Then he starts commentating and tells me what he thinks they are doing wrong :rolleyes: )

Shenanigans
Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:34 PM
My mum said who's that American girl doing ads for Palmolive deodorant. Is she famous?

TF Chipmunk
Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:09 AM
My mum said who's that American girl doing ads for Palmolive deodorant. Is she famous?:haha: Wonder what Sharapova would've said to your mom if she heard her.

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:24 PM
How can she know whether Mary's classy or not based on a match on TV and some bs from a press conference?


Do you wish me to ask her for you? I won't see her again until next wednesday when I collect her mobility allowance.

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:26 PM
My mum said who's that American girl doing ads for Palmolive deodorant. Is she famous?

Hehe I saw that commercial yesterday. Who was she playing? She won again

Helen Lawson
Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:26 PM
Do you wish me to ask her for you? I won't see her again until next wednesday when I collect her mobility allowance.

If you think about it, I'm only moderately curious.

creep
Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:28 PM
If you think about it, I'm only moderately curious.

What's wrong has your HRT patch fallen off?

Helen Lawson
Jun 3rd, 2005, 12:30 PM
What's wrong has your HRT patch fallen off?

Hon, at 86, I think it's too late for that.

volta
Jun 3rd, 2005, 03:23 PM
My mum said who's that American girl doing ads for Palmolive deodorant. Is she famous?
:haha: