How would Mary have reacted if Elena shouted "Hurry up and stop wasting time!"

I think she may have smiled. :)

Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.

Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.

:bowdown:

I think Mary would have towelled down, adjusted her hair, kicked the sand off her shoes, wiped the dust of the baseline, smiled and served an ace! :D

Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.

Exactly. Instead of 58min it would have taken 52. :p

Poor Elena.

Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.

:worship:

I think Mary would have towelled down, adjusted her hair, kicked the sand off her shoes, wiped the dust of the baseline, smiled and served an ace! :D


Yeah like she did in the match. :rolleyes:


Elena
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0

Yeah like she did in the match. :rolleyes:


Elana
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0

Hi :)

Mary didn't go for aces because she knew she didn't have to.

6-1 6-1... remember? And never broken.

Hi :)

Mary didn't go for aces because she knew she didn't have to.

6-1 6-1... remember? And never broken.


Hi
Read the orginal post. She couldn 't hit one even if she tried. Elana played like S..T.

this was one of the worst matches of the OPEN. 2nd only to Henin and Kuznetsova

Oh my god, i'm thinking about Mary, elena, nadia, justine whoever, reading some threads in this forum, they would probably laugh.

I bet you, they are all very good friend, today after Mary's match, I saw Nadia in the locker room Kiss Mary on her front

Yeah like she did in the match. :rolleyes:


Elana
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0


The important stat are listed below

Elena
Games: 2


Mary
Games: 12 :tape:

She would have thrown her body over Elena's in an attempt to keep the fans from tearing her limb from limb.

The important stat are listed below

Elena
Games: 2


Mary
Games: 12 :tape:



Again, READ the post that i responded to
And let not say anything because i can start talking about a certain someone that lose in the 2nd round :tape:

Yeah like she did in the match. :rolleyes:


Elana
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0

Who is Elana? I know an Elena, but not an Elana. ;) Is she new to the tour? :)

Who is Elana? I know an Elena, but not an Elana. ;) Is she new to the tour? :)

Yeah Sprem got kicked out for sucking @$$, She took her place :wavey:

Yeah Sprem got kicked out for sucking @$$, She took her place :wavey:

I know Karolina sucks right now. ;) Nice try. You can do better, I'm sure. :tape:

Hi
Read the orginal post. She couldn 't hit one even if she tried. Elana played like S..T.

this was one of the worst matches of the OPEN. 2nd only to Henin and Kuznetsova

Um can you get any stupider? Only an idiot would say Mary can't hit aces. Just please shut the hell up before you make yourself look even more asinine.

Um can you get any stupider? Only an idiot would say Mary can't hit aces. Just please shut the hell up before you make yourself look even more asinine.


Oh, I am sorry. She have hit aces in this tournment, Six :rolleyes: Also check you grammer before you try to make fun a someone. DUMBASS

Oh, I am sorry. She have hit aces this tournment, Six :rolleyes: Also check you grammer before you try to make fun a someone. DUMBASS

Um my grammar is fine, thanks Mr. "before you try to make fun a someone"

i pity your stupidity.

Oh, I am sorry. She have hit aces this tournment, Six :rolleyes: Also check you grammer before you try to make fun a someone. DUMBASS

Ok... :tape:

She'd be shocked and Elena would've gotten a point penalty. ;)

Ok... :tape:

Yeah I agree. For having an American flag up, he/she doesn't speak English very well.

Oh, I am sorry. She have hit aces in this tournment, Six :rolleyes: Also check you grammer before you try to make fun a someone. DUMBASS

It's not nice to attack people's favorites to try to make a point.

Since you started it... how many aces did Seles hit here?

can we assume selesbooz is selesrules drunk?

She would have smiled and let the crowd do the rest because Elena would have been booed off the court.

I thought Mary was a right speed Merchant in that match compared with some of Her others, specially when She knew She had it in the bag

:lol:

:lol:

Shut up!

Shut up!creep saying shut up to pengwin! :p And some people think they are the same person :lol:

creep saying shut up to pengwin! :p And some people think they are the same person :lol:

I never get how that came about :shrug:

creep saying shut up to pengwin! :p And some people think they are the same person :lol:

I never get how that came about

:rolleyes: You "two" can't sat away from each other :p

Mary is so oblivious I don't think she'd even notice.

most likely this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/ITF_Fan/eyes.jpg

most likely this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/ITF_Fan/eyes.jpg

I know from being very short-sighted and using contact lenses... that's not funny.

I know from being very short-sighted and using contact lenses... that's not funny.
some on can't take a joke :rolleyes:

most likely this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/ITF_Fan/eyes.jpg
he hey..that's scary :haha:

I dont think Elena will say that..ever
and she did..probabily MAry will realy look like that :lol:
and think: "Shit, I didn't know she was so rude! With that angel face....who would guess..." :haha:


that was just a joke guys..hehe
Both girls are great...

:rolls: :rolls:. How do you think she would react? Jump across the net and beat the shit out of her??? What else could she do besides continue playing??

Anyway, this is a very funny thead, thank you for starting it Creep :D :wavey:

Hey creep I thought you were about to die? I guess you had to keep living so you could start this thread right :) :p?

Before I saw the date I thought it was about Dementieva, not Likhotseva :lol: