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creep
Jun 2nd, 2005, 06:34 PM
I think she may have smiled. :)

Helen Lawson
Jun 2nd, 2005, 06:35 PM
Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.

hablo
Jun 2nd, 2005, 06:36 PM
Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.

:bowdown:

ali
Jun 2nd, 2005, 06:38 PM
I think Mary would have towelled down, adjusted her hair, kicked the sand off her shoes, wiped the dust of the baseline, smiled and served an ace! :D

stenen
Jun 2nd, 2005, 06:38 PM
Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.

Exactly. Instead of 58min it would have taken 52. :p

creep
Jun 2nd, 2005, 06:42 PM
Poor Elena.

Scotso
Jun 2nd, 2005, 08:37 PM
Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.

:worship:

selesbooz
Jun 2nd, 2005, 08:39 PM
I think Mary would have towelled down, adjusted her hair, kicked the sand off her shoes, wiped the dust of the baseline, smiled and served an ace! :D


Yeah like she did in the match. :rolleyes:


Elena
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0

Scotso
Jun 2nd, 2005, 08:41 PM
Yeah like she did in the match. :rolleyes:


Elana
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0

Hi :)

Mary didn't go for aces because she knew she didn't have to.

6-1 6-1... remember? And never broken.

selesbooz
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:00 PM
Hi :)

Mary didn't go for aces because she knew she didn't have to.

6-1 6-1... remember? And never broken.


Hi
Read the orginal post. She couldn 't hit one even if she tried. Elana played like S..T.

this was one of the worst matches of the OPEN. 2nd only to Henin and Kuznetsova

saby
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:09 PM
Oh my god, i'm thinking about Mary, elena, nadia, justine whoever, reading some threads in this forum, they would probably laugh.

I bet you, they are all very good friend, today after Mary's match, I saw Nadia in the locker room Kiss Mary on her front

DA FOREHAND
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:10 PM
Yeah like she did in the match. :rolleyes:


Elana
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0


The important stat are listed below

Elena
Games: 2


Mary
Games: 12 :tape:

griffin
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:22 PM
She would have thrown her body over Elena's in an attempt to keep the fans from tearing her limb from limb.

selesbooz
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:25 PM
The important stat are listed below

Elena
Games: 2


Mary
Games: 12 :tape:



Again, READ the post that i responded to
And let not say anything because i can start talking about a certain someone that lose in the 2nd round :tape:

Derek.
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:33 PM
Yeah like she did in the match. :rolleyes:


Elana
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0

Who is Elana? I know an Elena, but not an Elana. ;) Is she new to the tour? :)

selesbooz
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:36 PM
Who is Elana? I know an Elena, but not an Elana. ;) Is she new to the tour? :)

Yeah Sprem got kicked out for sucking @$$, She took her place :wavey:

Derek.
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:38 PM
Yeah Sprem got kicked out for sucking @$$, She took her place :wavey:

I know Karolina sucks right now. ;) Nice try. You can do better, I'm sure. :tape:

Berlin_Calling
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:39 PM
Hi
Read the orginal post. She couldn 't hit one even if she tried. Elana played like S..T.

this was one of the worst matches of the OPEN. 2nd only to Henin and Kuznetsova

Um can you get any stupider? Only an idiot would say Mary can't hit aces. Just please shut the hell up before you make yourself look even more asinine.

selesbooz
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:49 PM
Um can you get any stupider? Only an idiot would say Mary can't hit aces. Just please shut the hell up before you make yourself look even more asinine.


Oh, I am sorry. She have hit aces in this tournment, Six :rolleyes: Also check you grammer before you try to make fun a someone. DUMBASS

Berlin_Calling
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:53 PM
Oh, I am sorry. She have hit aces this tournment, Six :rolleyes: Also check you grammer before you try to make fun a someone. DUMBASS

Um my grammar is fine, thanks Mr. "before you try to make fun a someone"

i pity your stupidity.

stenen
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:56 PM
Oh, I am sorry. She have hit aces this tournment, Six :rolleyes: Also check you grammer before you try to make fun a someone. DUMBASS

Ok... :tape:

Dana Marcy
Jun 2nd, 2005, 09:56 PM
She'd be shocked and Elena would've gotten a point penalty. ;)

Derek.
Jun 2nd, 2005, 10:22 PM
Ok... :tape:

Yeah I agree. For having an American flag up, he/she doesn't speak English very well.

Scotso
Jun 3rd, 2005, 02:56 AM
Oh, I am sorry. She have hit aces in this tournment, Six :rolleyes: Also check you grammer before you try to make fun a someone. DUMBASS

It's not nice to attack people's favorites to try to make a point.

Since you started it... how many aces did Seles hit here?

switz
Jun 3rd, 2005, 03:01 AM
can we assume selesbooz is selesrules drunk?

franny
Jun 3rd, 2005, 03:14 AM
She would have smiled and let the crowd do the rest because Elena would have been booed off the court.

pav
Jun 3rd, 2005, 04:36 AM
I thought Mary was a right speed Merchant in that match compared with some of Her others, specially when She knew She had it in the bag

Pengwin
Sep 26th, 2005, 08:15 PM
:lol:

creep
Sep 26th, 2005, 08:17 PM
:lol:

Shut up!

Ceze
Sep 26th, 2005, 08:25 PM
Shut up!creep saying shut up to pengwin! :p And some people think they are the same person :lol:

Pengwin
Sep 26th, 2005, 08:30 PM
creep saying shut up to pengwin! :p And some people think they are the same person :lol:

I never get how that came about :shrug:

creep
Sep 26th, 2005, 08:31 PM
creep saying shut up to pengwin! :p And some people think they are the same person :lol:

I never get how that came about

Craigy
Sep 26th, 2005, 09:03 PM
:rolleyes: You "two" can't sat away from each other :p

BoucharDRules
Sep 26th, 2005, 11:20 PM
Mary is so oblivious I don't think she'd even notice.

Boss monkey
Sep 26th, 2005, 11:34 PM
most likely this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/ITF_Fan/eyes.jpg

borisy
Sep 26th, 2005, 11:59 PM
most likely this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/ITF_Fan/eyes.jpg

I know from being very short-sighted and using contact lenses... that's not funny.

Boss monkey
Sep 27th, 2005, 12:01 AM
I know from being very short-sighted and using contact lenses... that's not funny.
some on can't take a joke :rolleyes:

Natasc
Sep 27th, 2005, 12:02 AM
most likely this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/ITF_Fan/eyes.jpg
he hey..that's scary :haha:

I dont think Elena will say that..ever
and she did..probabily MAry will realy look like that :lol:
and think: "Shit, I didn't know she was so rude! With that angel face....who would guess..." :haha:


that was just a joke guys..hehe
Both girls are great...

twight6
Sep 27th, 2005, 12:09 AM
:rolls: :rolls:. How do you think she would react? Jump across the net and beat the shit out of her??? What else could she do besides continue playing??

Anyway, this is a very funny thead, thank you for starting it Creep :D :wavey:

iPatty
Sep 27th, 2005, 12:13 AM
Hey creep I thought you were about to die? I guess you had to keep living so you could start this thread right :) :p?

crazyroberto6767
Sep 27th, 2005, 12:31 AM
Before I saw the date I thought it was about Dementieva, not Likhotseva :lol: