View Full Version : Let's use the voodoo thread BEFORE Iva plays

Apr 6th, 2002, 11:06 PM
So far, all of the players put in the voodoo thread have lost their next matches.

Apr 7th, 2002, 03:24 PM
*Sticks pins in Amanda doll*
*ties it to railway tracks*


p.s - apologies to Amanda fan tennisaddict :o

Apr 7th, 2002, 03:27 PM
OK....I have a list of players who are protected by *voodoo immunity*

Eleni, Monica, Sandrine, Paola and the Aussies :angel:

If these players should beat Iva in any way they will receive a pardon

lol...I cant believe what I am writing :rolleyes: :o

Anyone care to add?

Apr 7th, 2002, 03:55 PM
Mary Pierce :p

Apr 7th, 2002, 06:23 PM
...can we please give Mandy immunity? I love her!!! Iva and Amanda are my TOP TOP TOP favs!!!!! I am so heartbroken they play in the first round!!!!!:fiery:


1996 Hopman Cup 1996 Hard (I) R2 Amanda COETZER 4-6 6-3 1-6
1996 Hilton Head Clay (O) 16 Iva MAJOLI 7-6 6-3
1997 French Open Clay (O) SF Iva MAJOLI 6-3 4-6 7-5
2001 Miami Hard (O) 32 Amanda COETZER 3-6 3-6

All close matches- I want Iva to win, but if there was any other player I would like to see win, it would be Amanda- I feel like I can't lose and I can't win with this match-up. Very upsetting!!!!

BTW- Thanks Terry for my avatar!!!! I love it!!! Taken from the Iva's Diva's forum!

Apr 7th, 2002, 10:54 PM
Thats Ok xcourt, AlexSydney did all the work :D
It looks great by the way!

Well...OK, since I like you I will refrain from torturing Amanda any more :p...but the others in here may not be so forgiving :o

Apr 8th, 2002, 06:15 AM
*making a voodoo doll of Amanda*


Apr 8th, 2002, 12:58 PM
NO! NO! No immunity for Amanda! Ooh, I've had run-ins with that wench before, she's one of the few WTA players (as in, there are only about four) that I actively dislike. Quite apart from sending me to sleep with her game, Amanda has a HISTORY of beating ALL my faves at heart-breaking times. Steffi twice in '97. Elena D in her second WTA final. Venus on the comeback from injury in 2000. I can't remember when, but I'm pretty sure she's beaten Lina too. She deserves more voodoo than ANYONE - if she dares beat Iva, I'll personally wreck her career if I have to :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

(and now I have the gall to ask for Voodoo Immunity for: Elena D, Lina, Venus, Anastasia, Mirjana, Tammy and Ai. And, in fact, most of the Russian players...)

Apr 8th, 2002, 02:02 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Poor Amanda! She's in for a hiding if she wins!

Tammy :fiery: I still havent recovered from the 60 62 belting she gave Iva at Aus Open 98 :o

OK...how about this? To not take the fun out of it, all players are susceptible to voodoo (once again...what the HELL am I writing? LOL! :o )...but if u have a fave then u can refrain from doing so (and let the other savages pick up the pieces)....a prime example is Scott's attempts at trying to save Virginie from the slaughter :angel: But we didnt cave :p

...otherwise half the tour would become immune...and we cant have that now can we? ;)

Master Lu
Apr 8th, 2002, 10:28 PM
OK, some last minute voodoo on Amanda doll.

*sticks a whole bunch of needles in the doll*

What can I say... I'm old-fashioned... :angel:

BTW, this is the first time I'm doing it, so it better work!!

Apr 8th, 2002, 10:51 PM
Tammy will never be pardoned!!!:fiery:
I flipped out when I heard she beat Iva so easily on ESPN and had a nightmare about her :mad:

Please pardon the Croats, Slovenes, and Italians tho :)

Apr 9th, 2002, 01:18 AM
It worked ;) :o

We are 4-0 with the voodoo now :o

Apr 9th, 2002, 03:36 AM
Ivas#1fan...thak you for being a little nicer to Amanda ;)

Anyway I am a little shell shocked I thought Iva might beta Amanda but i never thought it would be like this. I am an Amanda fan as well, and am a little sad that she could be thrashed like this , but i am aslo really happy for Iva becuase she really needs this confidenc eboost.


Apr 9th, 2002, 11:56 AM
4-0 :eek: :p

*starts sticking pins in both the Gala doll and the Conchita doll*

Apr 9th, 2002, 10:46 PM
*starts stuffing Martinez doll with bagels*

Apr 10th, 2002, 12:44 AM
*sticking dynamite up Conchi's ass* :angel:

Apr 10th, 2002, 01:00 AM

*lights a match* ;)

Apr 10th, 2002, 01:05 AM
that should cure her constipation! :o

Apr 10th, 2002, 01:47 AM


Apr 10th, 2002, 01:41 PM
OK...since we have no shame in here...Im gonna say something....

That dynamite may be the closest thing to a rod that Conchi will ever get? :o :o :o

Oh my :rolleyes: Children cover ur eyes.

Master Lu
Apr 10th, 2002, 04:02 PM
LMAO @ Iva's #1 Fan

ok, I"m gonna do what I did last time. after all this is voodoo, so I can be superstitius.

*sticks a bunch of needles into the Conchi doll*

Apr 10th, 2002, 05:46 PM
Terry, don't forget the strap-ons! :eek:

I can't believe I just said that. :o

Apr 10th, 2002, 07:58 PM
Conchita could use a good fuck to get the fire back in her play.

Apr 10th, 2002, 09:12 PM

:fiery: :fiery: :fiery:

Iva won the first set 6-1, but is down a break in the 2nd 0-1.... go diva!!! win!!!


Apr 10th, 2002, 09:16 PM
Conchita leads 3-0 in the 2nd set... NOOOOO :fiery:

*rips head off conchita doll and stomps on it*

Master Lu
Apr 10th, 2002, 10:23 PM
and I thought Iva is back for good :(
oh well, next tournament, I guess...

Apr 10th, 2002, 10:37 PM
I forgot about those Ed :o

:fiery: :sad:

Oh well...this is only the pre-match voodoo thread...onto the other one :angel:

Apr 14th, 2002, 01:40 PM
Bianka, you're going down...

*holds Bianka doll above fire*