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Apr 4th, 2002, 11:01 AM
This thread is for the friends of one of Monica Seles' most loyal fans, Sweet Miranda of Hong Kong.

Now I can come into the Monica section and say "Hi" to my Sweet Miranda a lot quicker and others may speak to the Princess of Hong Kong in this thread as well.

More questions to Miranda:

You said that you can not drive a car, but what about a motor scooter or just a regular bicycle?

How do you get around Hong Kong? Bf's take you everywhere that you want to go?

Do you like Pop, rock, rap, hip hop or countyr western music?
Oh yeah classical, blues or jazz.

Bye, Sweet Miranda! :wavey:

Apr 5th, 2002, 11:23 AM

Apr 5th, 2002, 08:50 PM
Sweet Miranda is almost as big a celeberty as Monica. :eek:

May I have your autograph Sweet Miranda? :p

Apr 5th, 2002, 09:30 PM
*agrees completely with galadriel :hearts:*

Apr 6th, 2002, 01:23 AM
Thank you Tee for creating this thread for me but I don't want to appear so outstanding and also I don't want to disclose too much personal details here so that everyone may know ;):o so please don't turn this thread into "Ask Miranda everything" thread :o

Of course I know riding on bicycles, I usually take underground railway coz you know HK is so small, no need to drive a car on every occasion.

I like old music liked smokes gets into your eyes etc.

La, don't ask me any more questions coz you have knew so much already or next time I am going to ask you questions instead :p

Apr 6th, 2002, 01:24 AM
thank you gala and Kart, I love you two too :kiss: :kiss:

Apr 6th, 2002, 01:38 AM
Hey, how come you don't love old Tee as well? LOL

Sorry to hear that Monica will be out of the tournament next week, but it will give her some time for some much needed rest.

Bye, babe.

Apr 6th, 2002, 01:58 AM
oh you are OLD Tee, then how old are you? 70? :p :eek:

Apr 6th, 2002, 10:27 AM
Miranda is a super star in Selestials :)

Just want to take the opportunity to say hi to all Selestials as I have not post here for ages sorry... :o :o :o

Also, get well soon Monica, we all knew that it waqs coming :sad: :sad: :sad: hope you recover soon...

Apr 6th, 2002, 11:05 AM
No, Sweet Miranda, I am not 70.
I am just right for you though. :p

Keep riding that bicycle so that you will be in shape for the summer bikini that I am going to send you real soon. :eek: :p

The Great Tee Rexx

Apr 8th, 2002, 03:47 AM
hi wong :D. Just post when you have time, don't worry :)

Apr 8th, 2002, 03:50 AM
Yes I know that you are not yet 70 but you are 50 right, Tee? :p

HOw many times I said I don't wear bikini but one-piece :mad: . Keep riding on bicyle and get fit coz I have sent a new g-string for you to dance in your club :p :kiss:

Apr 8th, 2002, 08:23 AM
LMAO I believe Tee & Miranda are made for each other.:angel: very hilarious combination.:D

Apr 8th, 2002, 08:59 PM
Me and Sweet Miranda are made for one another.
I will have Miranda riding the bicycle to work to stay in shape for her new tennis activities and to look good in the bikini that I will send her. :eek: :p

Apr 9th, 2002, 04:04 AM
jomar is not right coz "Tea"'s best combination is coffee and milk and not Miranda, lol :p :D

Tee: do work harder to keep fit otherwise no one is going to watch your table dance, remember :mad: :angel:

Apr 9th, 2002, 05:47 AM
all I know is your a perfect TeeM.;)

Apr 9th, 2002, 07:30 AM
this aging jomar, isn't Mrs Tee your 3rd wife? Its is pefect TeeJ :kiss: :hearts:

Apr 9th, 2002, 07:47 AM
see it doesn't sound nice....we're like oil and water.:o

he's really meant for you....she underwent full body clone operation just so he can be with you.:hearts: this thread alone is a great indication of his crystal admiration for ya.:cool:

Apr 10th, 2002, 05:17 AM
Sorry to hear about Monica. I know how you feel because have gone through the same things with my faves ... many time.

However, how are your tennis lessons coming along?
How many times have you hit the ball over the fence? :p

The Great Tee Rexx. :angel:

Apr 10th, 2002, 05:35 AM
pffff....it seems Tee wants to volunteer as miranda's coach.hehehe:rolleyes:

Apr 10th, 2002, 06:22 AM
thank you, but its different coz your favourites are so yougn while Moncia is a bit old :).

My tennis lesson will only start on 20 April :p

jomar + Tee = H2o, cannot live without it :p

Apr 10th, 2002, 07:53 AM
so miranda will drink jomar & Tee during her tennis lessons. She can't live without it.;)

Apr 10th, 2002, 08:09 AM
only sorry, you have mistaken, I mean jomar and Tee are perfect combination, they cannot live without each other, they have chemical reaction when they are together :hearts:

I drink coca cola instead of jomar and Tee :p :cool:

Apr 10th, 2002, 09:39 AM
sorry but i represent "coca" while Tee represents"cola"!;)

you can run but you can't hide from Tee's undying love.:hearts:

Apr 11th, 2002, 03:14 AM
this jomar finally admits that he and Tee are a couple, coca + cola :hearts:

you can run but please run slowly coz the floor will shake and you cannot hide your gigantic tummy by wearing this Tyson T-shirt :p

Apr 11th, 2002, 08:09 AM
I hope that you are being nice to your wonderful boss.
It would be very interesting if I was your boss, eh? :eek: :p

April 20, soon to be the date that a new WTA champ began her journey.
What kind of racket do you have, Miranda?

Apr 11th, 2002, 08:38 AM
what wonderful boss??!! She is like a lion, some other secretaries scared like hell when they are told to serve my boss during my absence ;)

no thank you, I have enough of being an employee, I want to be the boss :mad: . So you TeeRexx be the secretary, now served the great Miranda with Tea, Chinese tea! And also type this document immediately or I whip your butt and deduct your salary ;):mad:

I bought a Prince's racket coz its on sale, miser Miranda :p . Oh I am just playing for fun, miranda has no talent on sports, her only talent is eating, sleeping and making jokes :p

Apr 14th, 2002, 06:34 AM
LMAO@miranda, of course Tee would do anything for love.:hearts:

Apr 15th, 2002, 05:19 AM
I would bring her tea and give her full body, hot oil massages every day.
And Sweet Miranda would always give me time off with pay to watch VENUS or SERENA whenever they play in one of the Grand Slam events.

We will also have many overnight "business" trips together as well. :eek: :p

Apr 15th, 2002, 07:51 AM
sorry you are wrong, I am a mean boss :mad: coz I always got scolded by my boss so I am going to turn my anger to my employee :mad:

no I hate body massages, and so don't touch me but massage my dog instead :mad: Also remember to feed him with beef, comb his hairs and walk him to street and teach him to go to toilet, he is very naughty :p :cool:

Apr 15th, 2002, 08:31 AM
from Sweet Miranda:
but massage my dog instead Also remember to feed him with beef, comb his hairs and walk him to street and teach him to go to toilet, he is very naughty

I think that I will do all of these little chores to Sweet Miranda instead of that pooch of hers.
I'll feed the dog the neighbors old leftovers. :eek: :p

Apr 15th, 2002, 09:04 AM
I told you to do these on my dog not me, are you listening :( La, cook him the beef immediately, he wants well-done, add some potato chips as well and also teaching him to do some aerobic, he is too fat :(.

Immediately or I cut your salary! :mad:

Apr 15th, 2002, 09:26 AM
LMAO Tee loves you more than your Dog....ay yay yay looovvveeee.:hearts:

Apr 16th, 2002, 08:57 AM
I am just working for you to get those special "fringe" benefits anyway. :eek: :p

Apr 17th, 2002, 02:35 AM
Listen to me: do these things for my dog only or else besides cutting your salary, I am going to cut off all your hairs so that you are bald and no woman will like you :mad:

Now massage my lovely dog bibi :p

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:20 AM
That will give me the Michael Jordan look that women desire. :p
Maybe i will shave some of your hairs into the shape of a heart. :eek:

Anyway, Monica is playing again and had a tough match. She will have to get herself ready if she hopes to beat the mighty SERENA in a possible final.

Now, where is my razor.

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:21 AM
at least miranda didn't cut off the most important "part" of you Tee.:o

Apr 17th, 2002, 07:37 AM
La this is your razor :D.

There is only one mighty Michael Jordan, I think you will look like Michael Jackson, very womanish with the fake nose, after you shaved your hairs :eek:

Don't you dare touch my hairs, this is the only thing which I like for my whole body :o, I remember my colleagues who sits behind me said she loves my hairs very much coz hers are very dry :o, hehehe :o

I wish Monica and Serena will meet in the final. I don't like Jennifer but seems she matches Serena very well and Serena not very good on clay :confused:

jomar: I am not kingcing, I am more civilised than her, she cut your important part right :o :p :kiss:

Apr 17th, 2002, 07:39 AM
pffff....i know you'd spare that for Tee.;):p :rolleyes: ..smart miranda.:rolleyes:

Apr 17th, 2002, 07:59 AM
hey this Tee is not mine, I am a mean boss but a kind person, I spare this for his future wife :o;)

Apr 17th, 2002, 11:49 AM
you better be 'coz Tee's is too little to spare.:o

Apr 17th, 2002, 06:12 PM
Jomar - You do not know my size, but Sweet Miranda does and she likes to call me Mr. Banana. :eek: :p

Miranda, what is a collegue doing looking at your private hairs? :eek: I am surprised. what kind of a business are you working at anyway? :confused: :p

Apr 18th, 2002, 04:08 AM
how come jomar knows this private thing of Tee so well, you can't deny that you and Tee are a lovely couple, you two bath together right :o :hearts:

This Tee is lying again, of course I don't know any of his personal things coz I have never seen him ;)

Hey this colleague sits just behind me, of course its my beautiful black hairs on my head that attract her instead of my face coz its the only thing which she can see :rolleyes: :p :kiss:

Apr 18th, 2002, 06:33 AM
Getting close to your firsr big tennis lesson, eh?

Good luck, baby.
We will take a nice hot bath together after your first lesson and then watch SERENA play Monica in the finals.

Bye Sweet Miranda. :wavey:

Apr 18th, 2002, 06:47 AM
its a typo right, you and jomar will take a hot bath together after taking a romantic walk in the beach :o

I really hope Monica and Serena will meet in the final but Monica is having stomach flu and there is Jennifer as well :rolleyes:

thank you for wishing me good luck but I am sure that the coach is going to scold me coz I am very clumpsy :o

I won't be here tomorrow till Sunday so behave and do remember to type this 15 inches high documents and feed my dog or I am going to replace you with Mr Coffee when I am back :p :D :D :wavey: :kiss:

Apr 19th, 2002, 05:43 AM
If that tennis instructor does not treat you like the princess that you are, I will have to meet up with him for a little "talk".

Hey Miranda, a guy that owns a restaurant wanted to buy your dog so I will see him about it while you are away. He was real interested in your dog because he was soo well fed.

Bye Miranda and have a nice weekend. :wavey:

Apr 22nd, 2002, 04:40 AM
I learnt that Monica lost before I went for tennis lesson so I was not in a good mood when I went for lesson :mad: and sorry that Serena lost as well but don't worry, bad Jennifer also lost ;)

Well, the coach said I am powerful but clumpsy and don't know how to control the balls :o. And he is short and not handsome :mad: , can you give me a handsome and tall coach :hearts: just kidding.

Don't sell my dog or I am going to give you another 50 inches documents to type :mad: :p

Apr 22nd, 2002, 02:34 PM
Looks like you want me to be your coach, Sweet Miranda.
Sure, i can do it, in fact, I do have some special strokes that I want to show you as well. :eek:

Yep. Monica lost and SERENA lost too. Patty was playing very well against my fave and Cappy. But, I know that SERENA will come back with avengence and move up in the rankings. Monica will be playing better to, I believe.

I know that your muscles are a little sore from the lesson, so I will give you a three hour, hot oil massage to get you feeling better again.

* Sweet Miranda hurridly takes the clothes off her yummy body, lies on the bed and waits while Tee puts the hot oil on his powerful hands * :eek: :p

Bye, Miranda. :wavey:

Apr 23rd, 2002, 04:07 AM
Yes I want a tall and handsome coach liked Goran, do you look like him? :hearts: . I watched the final of Monte Carlo Open yesterday and they showed him receiving a ATP award and he is still as gorgeous as ever :hearts: but damn it he is going to retire soon :sad:

I think Serena is going to take the no.3 spot while Martina no.4, while my lovely Monica no.5 so she is going to meet your mighty Venus or her killer Martina in the quarter and chances of winning slim :mad:

I hate massaging, its very itchy, miranda throws the oil onto Tee's head instead, hahaha :p :p :eek: :eek: :angel:

Apr 23rd, 2002, 05:20 AM
You will learn to love my massages, baby.
Plus, I will teach you to play tennis as well.

Yeah, I am sorry, but VENUS will have to beat a lot of players this year, but Monica may stay in the top 5.

Apr 23rd, 2002, 07:30 AM
You are lying, no one is cuter than Goran :p

Just staying at no.5 is not good enough, I want no.4 for Monica :mad:

Since you love massage so much, I am going to ask Tyson to massage your whole body, he is very very powerful :p :cool:

Apr 23rd, 2002, 03:09 PM
...that my secret American massage techniques will over stimulate your tender little body. :eek:
They probably will, but I will be their to guide them in the right direction.

Forget that Croat. He is out. I am in. :p
Now come here while I stand real close behind you and I will show you how to hit a proper forehand.

* Tee snuggles up close behind Miranda and shows her how to grip the handle * :eek: :p

Apr 24th, 2002, 05:24 AM
this long-winded Tee :( , I hate massaging and don't allow people to touch my body, I am conservative, you understand :mad: miranda sucks Tee's head onto that barrel of hot oil and poor Tee has lost all his hairs afterwards, hahaha :p

Apr 27th, 2002, 06:28 AM
My hair is still on my head and the oil gave it a very nice sheen. :p
The oil also put a nice highlight on my well sculptured muscles as well. :)

Bye Sweet Miranda. :wavey:

Apr 27th, 2002, 07:47 AM
pffff...lovers quarrel.:rolleyes:


Apr 28th, 2002, 03:33 AM
It is time for you to find somenone for yourself and to stop living vicariously through me and Sweet Miranda. :eek: :p

Apr 28th, 2002, 08:13 AM
pffff....you're not bad for a son-in-law....i need somebody to make tea for moi.:p

Apr 29th, 2002, 08:32 AM
jomar, Tee is my "best joking/arguing with" friend, he is not my lover :p

hey Tee, since you live in USA, is it true that people hates Sampras and loves Agassi??!! Why whenever they play, all people shout for Agassi and no one for Sampras??!! I know that people love cheering for underdogs but now Sampras is not the unbeatable one any more, I am so angry, Sampras is for sure better than Agassi, he deserves more respect :fiery:

Apr 29th, 2002, 11:00 AM
friends for now.:angel: :bounce: :D :rolleyes:

Apr 30th, 2002, 04:23 AM
we are friends forever, just like that bear "forever friend" :p

Apr 30th, 2002, 04:45 AM
that's good....friend's for life.;)

May 2nd, 2002, 06:08 AM
we are just friends unlike you and him "married couple", a deeper relationship :hearts: :p :eek:

May 3rd, 2002, 09:22 AM
Andre just has a lot more personality than sour puss Pete and that is why he is so popular in the U.S.

And Miranda and I are hot lovers.
So you other guys, stay away from my babe. ;)

May 4th, 2002, 03:27 AM
well, Andre only has a lot more ear-rings and wrinkles than Pete while Pete has a lot more hairs than Andre :p

and don't call him sour puss, don't you remember who is Venus and Serena's favourite? its the great Pete, Venus also named her beloved little dog as Pete :p

people, what Tee means is that we both love eating hot things but however he is wrong, he loves everything hot, hot oil, hot tea ... while me like cold things liked icecream, iced-coffee and thats why we can never get along :p

May 4th, 2002, 07:26 AM
Pete is losing his hair, so he will soon look like Andre. :eek: :p

Pete is no longer the favorite of VENUS after a few unkind statements that he made against her and SERENA.
Consequently, she only has little Bobby now and Pete the dog is mysteriously missing. :eek:

Miranda, I am glad that you are keeping our hot little affair a secret so that I won't have to whip up on anymore of your jealous admirers. ;)

How are the tennis lessons going, babe?

May 6th, 2002, 04:17 AM
Sorry that Venus lost to Kim marginally but she did win over Hingis on her least favourite surface and I have to tell you that before I like Serena more than Venus coz she is more beautiful :o but now I begin to like Venus more coz she really is a great champion, almost never lost in final and has very good fighting spirit :), I hope that she won't retire shortly like her dad said :)

I am sure that Pete will never look like Andre, at least he will have a few hairs left unlike Andre who got none ;)

I won't defend Pete this time, he is really foolish on this kind of statement :o. May be its common men's problem, they tend to look down on women :o

I enjoy hitting balls but dislike the coach, all other students knew playing already and only me and my friend knew nothing about playing tennis and so the coach (half joking/half being sacrastic) said me and my friend are the most clumpsiest, its truth but he should not said this in front of all students :fiery: . I swear that I will get better :fiery:

Bye :wavey:

May 6th, 2002, 09:01 AM
Sweey Miranda, just give me the word and I will give that coach a good working over. He will be clumsy when I finish with his sorry butt.

VENUS wins some and loses some, that is the way of tennis, I guess.

don't forget to buy a tennis outfit like the one that VENUS wears and post the pic for all of your fans to see and admirer. :eek: ;)

Bye. :wavey:

May 7th, 2002, 04:06 AM
thanks a lot, actually this tennis course is sponsored by the government, a total of 10 lessons at a cost which is not enough to hire a private coach for 1 hour and so the coach is not very good ;), don't worry, the best revenge is to play better, and also i am going to hit some balls onto his fat butt :p

Venus is going to win a lot more titles in the near future :)

Venus's outfit will only show my shortcomings, fat arms and legs :eek: , this bad coach said to my friend who is wearing a mini-shirt "hey, don't just stand and wait for the balls, move your "piggy" legs" :eek: , my legs are fatter than her so i can't wear this outfit coz he may said i am having "elephant legs" :eek:

Bye :wavey:

May 7th, 2002, 06:00 AM
Miranda, the more that I hear about your sorry coach, the more I think he needs a real good ass kicking. :eek: :(

If he says something about your yummy legs he will soon have no legs himself.

Yeah, learn to play despite this guy and nock some tennis balls into his little pea balls during the class. :eek: ;)

May 7th, 2002, 07:45 AM
actually he is not fierce, he is trying to be funny but in fact not funny at all and is a bit sarcastic and look down on me and my friend :mad:

i am going to do some walling in my garden if i have time so that i am going to improve as time goes by.

i can't hit to his pea pea coz its too small, difficult to hit it accurately, i will hit his big belly instead, just joking, hahaha :D


May 9th, 2002, 06:01 AM
Yeah, go for the big gut until you get accurate enough to hit his little peas. :eek:

I must concentrate on SERENA this week and hope that she, once again, whips Miss Manners in the finals. :)

May 9th, 2002, 07:07 AM
well actually i am a very kind person, if i hit his pea, his wife may cry and divorce him so i am going to hit his butt and belly only :p

waaa, my goran is gone, i will never see him again, no more funny jokes from this great goran :sad: , he is unreplaceable :sad:

good luck to Serena and beat Jennifer 6:0 6:1 :p :p :cool: or someone to take Jennifer out before they meets, its perfect :p :cool:


May 10th, 2002, 03:42 AM
We have the same views on the results of a possible SERENA vs. Miss Manners final.

Do not worry about old Goran because I will make make his name a vague memory to you very soon. ;)

Bye, Miranda. :wavey:

May 10th, 2002, 07:35 AM
yes i hope that serena is going to teach jennifer a lesson and makes her less arrogant ;)

hey goran is not old at all, he is just 30 :(! no he is always my no.1, a combination of both angel and devil, a genius on jokes, he is so funny :sad:

i am going to take my 4th tennis lesson tomorrow ;), i am well-prepared this time, hehehe ;):D


May 12th, 2002, 10:52 PM
Miranda, tell me about lesson #4.
Can you hit the ball over the net yet?

May 13th, 2002, 07:20 AM
hi, sorry that serena lost marginally to Justin but however she still had a great tournament while my monica withdrew from rome :(

well i am clumpsy but not as clumpsy as that, i can rally about 4 to 5 strokes with my friend, more than 5 with a kind student, he saw me and my friend playing badly and so offered to rally with us :o

however, the coach has not yet taught us how to serve :rolleyes:

Bye :wavey:

May 15th, 2002, 10:37 PM
You said that you can not play and now I find out that you are getting in temendous 4 and 5 ball rallies. :p

But seriously, I am glad to hear that your tennis is coming along well.

Now I must go and think about VENUS for a while.

Good luck and play well, Miranda. :wavey:

May 16th, 2002, 04:46 AM
sorry about venus, i hope she will be able to play at French Open otherwise that bad Jennifer is sure win :mad:

yes i hope that i can rally up to 10 strokes in the next lesson.



May 16th, 2002, 08:27 PM
Go more than ten times over the net, Sweet Miranda, and I will give you a juicy, Hollywood style kiss. :eek: :hearts:

Also, what is the status on Monica? Will she be in the Roland Garos Championship?

May 17th, 2002, 03:30 AM
i find difficulty in hitting a formal stroke and you ask me to come to the net? :eek:

this hollywood style kiss is a flying kiss right, thank you, you are very gentleman :p

i don't know if monica is fit for french, i hope so and i wish your venus a speedy recovery as well, she deserves the no.1 spot more than jen :)


May 20th, 2002, 10:16 PM
A Hollywood kiss is a very wet and wild kiss.
The kind that drives little Hong Kong honeys just wild. :eek: :p

Anyway, I have been celebrating the win by SERENA at the Italian Open.

Next stop, Paris.

I hope Monica is ready by then.

Bye. :wavey:

May 21st, 2002, 03:52 AM
congradulations on Serena's great win over jennifer and henin :D. she is now a favourite to win the french :)

my tennis lesson was cancelled due to rain when i went there, the coach told us to leave but i secretly played under the rain for 15 minutes after the coach has left :p

please give this kiss to my dog bibi, he loves everything to be wet :eek: while his master likes dry things :p


May 21st, 2002, 04:13 AM
I feel good about SERENA and VENUS going into Roland Garos.
I just don't want VENUS to be lifting her own luggage though.

This time next year Miranda will be called Hong Kong Monica.

I know that you like it wet sweet Miranda. i know a spot where i can guarantee that you like it wet, but that is a story to be told much, much later, babe. :eek:

Bye. :wavey:

May 21st, 2002, 07:53 AM
yes serena and venus are favourites to win the French Open :)

well, you may volunteer to be venus's maid, carrying all her luggages and cleaning her dirty clothes and socks :p

no way, miranda is too clumpsy and whats more, its not easy to enroll in another tennis course, too many people want to join :rolleyes:

yes i like my hairs on my head to be wet, it looks the best when it is wet :p



May 21st, 2002, 10:33 PM
No, I will not be carrying the bags for VENUS.
She will hire some weightlifters to perform that task.

Miranda, there are other hairs on your tender body that can get wet as well. :eek:
No, not your underarms either. :)

May 22nd, 2002, 03:29 AM
then you are foolish not to carry venus' bag, its the best way to get close and fall in love with her :hearts: :hearts: and by washing her clothes, you know her size and may buy her some undies to please her :hearts:

yes i got a few small hairs in my fingers, they will get wet when i wash my hands as well :p


May 22nd, 2002, 06:25 AM
VENUS has a bf and I am not her bag man. :p
Besides, i already have you and you 'special; hairs to wet. :eek: :p

Bye, Miranda. :wavey:

May 22nd, 2002, 09:54 AM
be realistic, venus lives in your country while miranda lives far far away :p , kick her boyfriend and fight for venus :kiss: :hearts:

these special hairs are from my wig, sometimes i want to wear wig to change my image :p



May 23rd, 2002, 05:39 AM
Yes, Miranda, I know that you want me to visit you because you miss me so much and I will. After the slams of course. :)

You never wear wigs because you always like showing that gorgeous, shiny black hair of yours.

In the meantime, I will think of those 'special' hairs. :eek: :p

May 23rd, 2002, 07:04 AM
seriously, have you ever seen Venus in person?? she came to HK once but i haven't watched her match live but on TV.

yes yes i miss your money so much, give me more :drool:

you are thinking those special hairs of my dog bibi :p

i was supposed to go to Italy for 8 days next week but now the trip didn't work out so i have to stay at HK, well, the positive side is that i can watch French Open :rolleyes:


May 26th, 2002, 09:46 PM
I did not meet VENUS, but I did meet SERENA once. she is a very nice person.

It looks like Monica is back in form. Congrats for her win in Madrid.

How is your tennis coming along, 10 times across the net yet?

Be careful if you go to Italy because some of those Italian guys might want to show you how to play 'hide the salami'. :eek: :p

Bye Miranda. :wavey:

May 27th, 2002, 04:25 AM
hey forgot to tell you, i have also met serena, the exhibition match with Monica in 2000 HK :D, yes she is very nice :D

thank you, but she is to face your goddness venus in the quarter, what bad lucks of Monica :fiery:

i didn't take my tennis lesson last Saturday coz there is no lesson that day due to internal arrangement, so i got boring and went shopping, at last, i have bought a two-piece swimming suit :eek: , of course, not bikini but a conservative one like a vest+short trouser :p

what is "hide in salemi"?? i have been to Italy once, and the men and women there are very handsome and beautiful :lick:


May 29th, 2002, 05:53 AM
Sweet Miranda,

Yes, SERENA, is a nice person.
Keep practicing, even when you have no lessons that day.

Post a pic of yourself in the new swimsuit. I can't wait.
I will show you how to play 'hide the salami' when I see you. :)

May 29th, 2002, 09:06 AM
yes serena is very nice and she is just like a little girl, always smiling and screaming when she lost a point :D

this saturday i have lesson, i hope i still remember how to play :rolleyes:

don't worry, i promise you that i gonna post my photo in swiming suit here after you post yours in G-string :eek: :p

is it like hide and seek, why you still play this game, you are not a child, Tee :(;):D:D


May 29th, 2002, 06:59 PM
My g-string photos will be forthcoming, Miranda. :)
When I hide the salami, I will let you see how long it takes for you to find it. :)

May 30th, 2002, 05:41 AM
ok, do remember to post your photo in general message forum so that everyone can see your sexy photo ;):D

umm, finally i think i understand why kind of game it is, well its easy for you to hide right given its inferior size :o, just joking, lol ;):D.

I have watched Serena's play and i think she has great change to win the whole tournament :)



Jun 1st, 2002, 11:14 AM
Sweet Miranda, I hope that you did not miss me too much, but during the slams I must pay close attention to VENUS and SERENA.
It looks like one of my faves will be meeting Monica next week. Good luck.

Miranda, when I hide my salami, you will thoroughly enjoy the search for it as well. :eek:

Don't let that bad tennis instructor see any pictures of you in that new bikini, because he will want to start giving you 'private' tennis lessons. :)

Now, I must go back to watching Roland Garros matches.

Bye Miranda. :wavey:

Jun 3rd, 2002, 05:07 AM
hehehe, you are really a loyal fans of serena and venus :D.

no you misunderstand, i don't want to play this game with you coz i have no patience to find out things :p ;) , please play this game with others :p , i find dolly parton is a good partner for you ;):D

this aging tee, i already told you that the swimming suit is not a bikini but like a vest+short trouser, look like those you wear on gym :p

this week, he teaches us a bit on volley :p


Jun 4th, 2002, 05:24 AM
Oh, so Sweet Miranda will be wearing a small halter top and tight shorts to swim in, eh? That will be a nice outfit to see you in as well.

The volley is tough to learn, but when you get it right, you will feel good about your game.

Miranda, have you seen the new 'Star Wars' or 'Spiderman'? If not, go see them.

I must now go and massage VENUS and SERENA so that they will be ready for their big qtr. final matches.

May the best players win.

Jun 4th, 2002, 07:11 AM
i haven't seen the star war of spider man yet coz i don't like watching those "stars" film, well since you said its good, may be i am going to watch it later :)

well your idols are absolutely the favourites, i think either of them will win the whole thing, please only massage Serena coz this may be Monica's last French Open :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

i think i have to rally a bit better than now before i can do well on volleys :o


Jun 4th, 2002, 05:59 PM
Miranda, sorry about Monica losing, but I guess it is now VENUS' time in tennis history. The massage that I gave her was too good, I guess. :)

Practice your volleys and go buy a bikini. :)

Jun 7th, 2002, 03:22 AM
i already told you to massage serena only, you bad man :mad: :p

now miranda's heart is broken :sad: , i won't buy bikini :mad: , i am going to buy a whip to whip your butt, pat pat pat :mad:

reimburse me by giving me all your money!!!!!!!!!!!

well congradulations, your idols are beginning to dominate :cool:


Jun 7th, 2002, 05:31 AM
Miranda, I couldn't help it. VENUS wanted me to rub her as well.
One day I may give Monica a good rubbing before she enters a slam.

Monica may do better at the U.S. Open.
But people demanding that my faves play more has made them greedy and they now want all of the Grand Slam titles.

I saw a nice bikini at Venice Beach and I may buy that for your juicy body. Need any tanning lotion as well, Miranda?

I am glad that SERENA gave that rude Ms. Manners a good spanking.

Maybe I will give you a little spank, spank real soon. :)

Jun 7th, 2002, 06:47 AM
don't touch monica with your yellow hands ;). i am gonig to ask gambill or Brat Pitt to massage monica instead :drool: :p

how many times i said i don't want bikini, i am a generous person, i don't want all ladies to feel inferior in front of me if i wear bikini and show off my excellent figure, just joking, lol ;).

give me US$1 million instead, i want to buy my own things :hearts: :p

if serena was not commiting those unforced error, she should have won in 2 sets, she is really too powerful for Jennifer :cool:

give me spanking?? :p is me who is going to whip your butt, see the whip is with me, ai yar ai yar, Tee is crying like a baby, hahaha :D :D :p

i want Serena to win coz venus had already too many grand slams :cool:


Jun 7th, 2002, 05:43 PM
Miranda, I know that you are a little jealous if I massage other women, so I will only rub my faves before any Grand Slam final that that may play.

Monica could have used my magic hands, but I will let her play without my magic if that is your wish.

I know that you have a juicy body now that you are training and playing tennis and don't want to make other HK women jealous.

Well, it is time for me to go and rub my faves and get them ready for the finals.

Bye, Miranda. :wavey:

Jun 8th, 2002, 02:41 AM
Really, if your hands are really that magicial, do rub Sampras in wimbledon and Monica in US Open :kiss: :kiss:

i already have excellent figure before i learn tennis, just that i am a humble person, lol ;):D

i am going to take my tennis lesson today again, after that i am going to watch live the match between China and Brazil, after that your idols' final, a very abundant day :p

and hey where is the money that you are going to give me??!! :(:(

Jun 9th, 2002, 11:13 PM
Miranda - My hands are magical. I gave SERENA that extra rub and look what she was able to do. VENUS was a little angry, but I will give her the special rub at Wimbledon :)

No, I will not rub Pete's hairy ass. He has enough titles so he can retire and help his wife with her maivie career and become a producer.

Keep working on your tennis and spend a lot of time on you serve especially.
I always knew that you had one of the best bods in HK. :)

Your check is in the mail.

Jun 10th, 2002, 09:51 AM
i just ask you to rub Pete's back not his ass, no, 13 is an unlucky number, so PLEASE rub him :p

this serving is too difficult for the dumb dumb miranda, well my goal is just that may be at last i can rally for more than 10 strokes and play a formal match :p



Jun 10th, 2002, 10:20 AM
Miranda, I only give magic rubs to you and my faves.

Practice that serve. Start slow and keep the balls deep.

Ok, I've got to go now and give my faves their pre Wimbledon rub downs.

Jun 11th, 2002, 09:05 AM
Rub Pete's back for the last time I command you or I whip your butt :mad: , let him win his 14th :p

Serving is really very difficult, so many types of serves :rolleyes:

Who are you going to rub more, I think Venus this time right ;)



Jun 11th, 2002, 04:07 PM
Pete has more than enough GS titles. It is time for him to retire and play golf and produce XXX RATED movies.

Mianda, the serve is the most important part of the game and you must properly practice it to gaim the right technique.
Now, stop complaining and get on that court and serve!

You are right, VENUS will get the extra magic rubs at Wimbledon this year so that she may ThreePeat her Wimbey title. :)

Rubbing my faves is a tough job, but somebody's got to do it. :) LOL

Jun 12th, 2002, 09:14 AM
i am angry with you, why you hate the great sampras so much, yes its jealously, you like the bald Andre :mad:

pete will prove you wrong by winning at least one small title, he is a great champion, he will rise again :p

well i guess venus only allows you to rub her hairs and not her body right :p , your part time job is hairdresser :p

Jun 13th, 2002, 03:35 AM
If you want that hairy Pete rubbed, then YOU can rub him. :)

VENUS likes for me to give the full body rubs. she needs all of my magic for the slams.

Practice those serves and volleys. I want you to be good by the end of the summer.

Movies for you to see:
1. The Sum of All Fears - Freeman/Aflack
2. Enough - J Lo
3. Changing Lanes - Jackson/Aflack
4. he Bourne Identity - Damon

Jun 13th, 2002, 06:45 AM
hairly Pete doesn't need any rubbing coz he is still very good while hairless Andre needs your rubbing :p

Venus said she wants her boy friend to rub her instead :p , frankly speaking, she doesn't need this rubbing, she almost is sure win :p

i have no tennis lesson this week, its very difficult to book a tennis court here, you need to book it in advance one month earlier :rolleyes:

thanks for the movies, but i don't know whether they have been shown yet :)



Jun 14th, 2002, 06:34 AM
VENUS still wants my magic fingers on her before a slam.

Stick a chop stick in him. Pete is done. :)

I will be thinking of you, Miranda, as i eat my buttered popcorn when I go see "The Bourne Identity' this weekend.

Keep practicing.

Jun 14th, 2002, 07:20 AM
If your fingers are really so magical, i guess you are now very rich right, so many players fighting for your fingers ;). But why you don't rub Anna instead, she needs you more ;)

You cruel heartless man, I am going to suck an expired dirty big turkey onto your mouth if Pete wins a title again (whether its small or big), DO REMEMBER :fiery: :fiery:

I always read the Chinese newspapers and so i don't know about "The Bourne Identity" :confused: , i gonna check later, yes I know, this must be a ghost film, miranda looks like a ghost so you gonna think of me while watching this film right :confused:

I just checked the english newspapers, we only have "The su of all fears", don't have this ghost Bourne Identity"



Jun 15th, 2002, 08:50 AM
The 'Sum of All Fears' was a good movie. Go see it soon.
'The Bourne Identity' is a spy movie that comes from a series of books.

Anna has had so many hands rubbing on her body, that she would need very extensive rubbing to get my magic past those other finger prints.
But, I could make that sacrifice, however, VENUS and SERENA must always come first. :)

Pete once made some derogatory comments about VENUS and SERENA, so he can just keep the titles that he has, retire and live in Hollywood. :(

Go and hit some balls against the wall to keep up you timing, Miranda.

Jun 17th, 2002, 03:12 AM
Yes I know about this :o, and i won't defend Pete this time but after he said that, he is falling like a tree leave so he is now taking his punishment so you better to forgive him :o

many people rubbing the glamourous Anna's back, i don't think so, you really need to rub her with your magical fingers coz with those upcomers like Daniela, if she does not keep up, she gonna be ....

may watch the films when i have time and will do my practice when it is not raining :p



Jun 18th, 2002, 05:19 AM
I may rub ANNA sometime at the end of this year or before OZ.
In the meantime, Sergei will have to do that job.

While it is raining, train on a stationarey bike to keep our body nice and juicy. :)

I saw 'The Bourne Identity' last week. It was a real good spy movie.
This week is 'Minority Report' with Tom Cruise.

I also recommend 'Wind Talkers' as well.

Did you see Tiger Woods play and win at the U.S. Open.
He plays golf like the Williams play tennis. :)

6 more days until Wimbledon!

Jun 18th, 2002, 07:11 AM
I was learnt that Anna's new boy friend is a Spanish player, not Sergio :p

My body is always nice unlike you fat dinosaur, just joking, lol :p

I think in HK, these films are going to show much later than in USA, wow, you are addicated to films :p

I hate seeing golf, its so boring :p . He just has 8 majors, still has long ways to break the 18 records :p

In fact, I don't like him too much coz he was impolite when I met him at the hotel in South Afraica (Lost City), my old uncle friend asked for his autography but was refused coz he said he was eating :p



Jun 18th, 2002, 10:40 AM
Anna's bf is russian, Sergei Federov.

Yes, I know that your is nice, that is why I have some 'special' plans for it. :)

'Only' 8 majors, eh? :rolleyes: One should not for an autograph while people are eating. Get it when they come in to the restaurant or wait until they are finished.

Movies are very popular in the U.S..
We only have 'addictions' to hot HK babes, anyway. :)

wimbledon is now only six days away. :)

Jun 20th, 2002, 08:16 AM
Anna's new boy friend is TeeRexx right ;) :kiss:

Hey my uncle friend is very old, 57, and Tiger was not eating. We were about to leave, we joined a tour so my uncle friend was eager to get his autograph but after being rejected, he swore that he would never be a fans of Tiger ;)

Now HK people likes to watch DVD at home instead of going to cinemas so the film production is in decline :p

Don't be so anxious, your favourites are almost sure win :p



Jun 20th, 2002, 08:34 AM
No, Anna is not my babe, you are! :) LOL

57 is VERY old, eh? I am sure that uncle will like to hear that , you youngster.
How many autographs do you think that Tiger is asked to sign every day.
I am sure it gets tiresome, even if the asker is a nice person.

Four more days until Wimbledon :)

Jun 21st, 2002, 02:59 AM
Anna is not your baby :confused: , then Madonna is :p

I am not youngsters but 57 is old right coz usually people only lives up to 70 :confused:

Well may be Tiger is tired of signing autographs but may be he should be kind enough to satisfy an old man's desire :p



Jun 21st, 2002, 05:11 AM
No, Madonna is not my babe either.
You stll are my hot HK babe. :) LOL

57 is not that old in the U.S. because 65+ year old guys like Clint Eastwood are marrying babes like you and having babies.

80 year olds are still even playing tennis as well.
Many more play golf though.

3 more days until Wimbledon!!

Jun 22nd, 2002, 02:43 AM
I am not your baby, I am your boss, Secretary Tee, do remember :mad: . Since you are so picky, you have no other choice but to accept the beautiful Monica Lewinsky as your baby :p :eek:

Well Eastwood still has baby :confused: Is the baby really his ;)

80 and playing tennis, I don't believe ;)



Jun 22nd, 2002, 02:12 PM
Miranda you are my babe now and I may give you a magic rubbing after I finish with VENUS :)

Yeah, Clint had a DNA check done, it is his baby. I think he had 2 babies.

All this talk of babies, is there something that you need to tell me. :)
Wow! Tee Rexx Jr., what a thrill! :)

Jun 24th, 2002, 03:14 AM
Are you old enough to be my father, Tee :confused: , I am now your baby daughter :confused:

Wow, this Clint is so great :o

Yes, Monica Lewindsy said that she is now bearing TeeRexx Junior for you, but be careful, do check it carefully when the baby is born coz you know this Monica is not very faithful, the baby may belong to Clinton :p :eek:



Jun 24th, 2002, 08:42 AM
Wow! Me and Sweet Miranda having a Tee Rexx Jr.. What a thrill!
Sounds much better than Goran Jr. :)

Well, Wimbey will begin in about two hours. :)

As we say in the U.S. :

Jun 24th, 2002, 10:09 AM
This Tee is getting aging, can't read properly as well :p ,I am now your daughter, old daddy Tee :p

Its Monica Lewinsky who bears your child, but it still not sure whether it is TeeRexx Jr or Bill Clinton Jr :p :p

Lets get ready to be the lovely husband of Monica Lewinsky ;):D



Jun 25th, 2002, 08:48 PM
No Monica for me, babe, not when I've got HK Miranda.

Gotta go now and watch the tape of VENUS playing.

Good luck to Monica.

Jun 26th, 2002, 08:18 AM
No HK Miranda for you but HK old Mummy for you :p :p

Venus won easily right, I watched yesterday until 12:30 a.m. but they still didn't show Monica and I was too sleepy, so I went to sleep :(:(



Jun 27th, 2002, 12:12 AM
Sweet Miranda, don't you have a VHS recorder?
If not, I'll mail you one. :)

Come to think of it, I haven't seen Monica play yet.
Wait, I think I saw about 2 minutes of her playing before they switched to old Pete.

My latest movie that I viewed, "Minority Report".
Very good film.

Tomorrow it is time for VENUS once again.

Bye Miranda. :wavey:

Jun 27th, 2002, 07:46 AM
of course I have, but how could i know when they are going to show Monica, the tape can only record up to 4 hours right :rolleyes: , i don't want others to mix together in my monica's tape :cool:

do mail me more money, i want money more :p

you must be happy now, old Pete was beaten badly :(:(:(:(:(, waaa my poor pete :sad: :sad: :sad:



Jun 27th, 2002, 12:58 PM
Yeak old Pete's gone. good. :)

You additional cash should arrive very soon.
Buy some more lingerie too. :)

Gotta get ready for VENUS to play in a few hours,

Jun 28th, 2002, 07:46 AM
Yay, your old Andre was gone too :p :eek: :eek:

Thank you daddy Tee :D. Yes when I received your cash, I am going to buy some more sexy lingerie and biniki for your wife Monica Lewinsky huh, but since she is so fat, I wonder whether the extra large size is enough for her :rolleyes: :confused:

Venus had already won 6:3 6:1, I watched the match yesterday, they are biased, always show the WHOLE matches of Henman/Hewitt/Venus but only a little bit of others :mad:



Jun 29th, 2002, 03:29 PM
Whole telecast of Henman have to be shown because it is a British TV feed. Hewitt is a time filler and he is the No. 1

VENUS' matches must be shown in their entirety because she is the no.1, has the longest legs and is my fave. LOL :)

Buy that lingerie in a petite size to fit your little buns.
And you call me 'daddy' because I am your 'sugar daddy, eh? LOL :)

Jul 2nd, 2002, 04:06 AM
Henman is becoming more arrogent, I don't like it, he was lucky to win against Wayne, Wayne should win if not for that bad call at tiebreaker in the third set :mad: :mad:

you are my internet daddy, isn't it :p , wow, you are sugar daddy?? then you must be really old, is Britney Spears your sugar baby :p :p :p

you have under-estimated me, i am not small at all ;)

the TV system broke down yesterday after showing your idol's match ;) so up till now, i have only watched Moncia for 10 minutes :(:(:(



Jul 2nd, 2002, 09:00 PM
Miranda, sorry about Monica. Maybe she will do better at the U.S. Open. She did, however, play quite well in this tournament.

I was not able to give Monica the magic rub downs because I have been busy rubbing SERENA and VENUS. They get priority during the Grand Slam events. :)

Britney is not my sugar baby .... You are! :)

Well, I have to go now and give SERENA her magic rub down for the match against Hantuchova.
It's a rough job, but somebody has to do it! LOL

Jul 3rd, 2002, 07:19 AM
I am a bit sad about Monica, i didn't expect her to go far but still wish that she could get to semi but ... losing marginally, i don't know whether i should be happy or not :rolleyes:

Serena needs more rub now than Venus coz seems she is not playing very good at the moment ;)

sugar babies are those under 20 right, miranda is too old to be under such category :p :p

if you think this is a rough job, may be you can ask Tyson to help you coz he has very powerful hands :eek: :eek:



Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:37 AM
Henin has not deserved to win this match. Monica has only bad luck all the time. Henin is a bitch like Graf.

Jul 3rd, 2002, 10:46 PM
Miranda, Monica played well and don't forget, she has nine Grand slam titles already.

No, I can keep up with the rubbing of my faves. I need no help whatsoever. :)

No, sugar babies do not have to be under 20, just real sweet, like you. :)

Bye. :wavey:

Jul 4th, 2002, 06:07 AM
hi babylon, monica always had bad lucks but calling Henin a bitch is not very nice :o

Jul 4th, 2002, 06:09 AM
I still have no chance to watch yesterday's match coz always raining, i guess they played at around 1:00 a.m. HK time but i was aslept :(, i do want to watch Amelie beat Jennifer :lick:

well, why you don't need Tyson, he can add more power to your favourites ;)

miranda is not sweet, she is as sour as a lemon, so i cannot be your sugar baby :p :p



Jul 4th, 2002, 11:41 AM
Tyson is not needed because I provide more than enough power.

If you are a lemon and I am sugar, then, when we are together, we make great lemonade!

Gotaa go rub VENUS and SERENA for their matches. :)

Bye, Miranda, :wavey:

Jul 5th, 2002, 07:19 AM
Congradulations, your rubbing is successful ;), waa, my Amelie :( beaten badly by Serena, I think Serena will beat Venus, what do you think, she served like god yesterday :angel:

But miranda is an expired old lemon, so we cannot make a lemondate but Monica Lewinsky is perfect for you :lick: :lick:



Jul 5th, 2002, 11:44 AM
Miranda is a lemon ?:confused:

Jul 6th, 2002, 02:36 AM
hi my lovely gala, yes miranda is an old lemon :p

Jul 6th, 2002, 01:10 PM
You are an old lemon ? And I thought you are a Lady from Hongkong.I will go to a doctor and ask."Mr,I talk nearly every day to a lemon.Am I crazy "?:p :rolleyes:

Jul 8th, 2002, 04:08 AM
Miranda, I think that I rubbed SERENA a little too much, but I am happy that she won.
Now VENUS just wants me to rub her for the U.S. Open. :)

Miranda, yes, you are my lemon and I am going to squeeze you real good baby. :eek: :)
There is enough sugar in you to make it lemonade when I am through squeezing.

Congrats to SERENA.

Bye Miranda! :wavey:

Jul 8th, 2002, 08:08 AM
hi gala, miranda is a ghost lemon :eek: :eek:

Jul 8th, 2002, 08:18 AM
Congradulations, well, this time I want Venus to win coz I want her to win 3 consecutive wimbledon but Serena was really in terrific form in final, unbelievable power and serve :eek: :eek: :eek:

Please rub Monica in US Open as well ;)

Well miranda is an old lemon so no more juice for you to squeeze :p :p , you already have Monica Lewinsky so you don't need old lemon :p :p

I have watched the Minoirty Report yesterday, it was good but as I was too sleepy (I took another preliminary tennis course at 9:00 a.m. :eek: , got sunburnt and a bit fever :(:() so I didn't enjoy too much but still it is quite a good film :)

Bye daddy


Jul 9th, 2002, 04:22 AM
Sorry Sweet Miranda, but I am contractually bound to rub only the WILLIAMS for the next ten majors, but after that I may be able to rub Monica if she is still around. :)

Now go and se the movei "The Bourne Identy", I am sure you will like that film as well.

Don't just call me 'Daddy', call me Sugar Daddy. :eek: :)

Jul 9th, 2002, 08:20 AM
Did you rub the horse like Hewitt as well :mad: :mad: , honestly williams don't like your rub, they are going to dominate, noboby even the bad Jennifer can meet their power and speed :angel:

i have not heard of this film, may be i am going to see if it is going to be shown :)

Sugar daddy is too old and bad a name for you, my dearest Mr TeeRexx :p :p , enjoy being the daddy of monica lewinsky's new born baby, hehehe :D:D



Jul 11th, 2002, 01:56 PM
I do not rub the guys.
I only rub certain babes. You included, of course. :)

Miss Manners has no chance against my faves.
Manners is way too busy having parites, eating and probably doping.

Monica may have a better chance, I believe.

so, for now, you sugar daddy says, "Bye." :wavey"

Jul 12th, 2002, 08:31 AM
thanks but i do not need the rub, i am not a professional tennis player, i need money more, please give me more :p

Jennifer busy partying and doping, lol lol, how could you know, you are her stalker right :p

thanks for giving monica a chance but i am realistic, she only has a chance against your favourites if they are injured or not playing good ;)

hey don't you know that sugar daddy = old man :confused: ,you admit that you are an old man right, Tee? :D :D



Jul 12th, 2002, 01:36 PM
sugar daddy = guy who pays sweet babes for "sweet favors" :eek: :)

Jul 14th, 2002, 09:13 AM
then how much you pay for Monica Lewinsky and Madonna :p

Jul 15th, 2002, 05:01 PM
Monica Lewinski and Madonna are not my babes.

Have you been practicing your tennis?
Start working on your serve.
You can also hit against the backboards to practice your groundstrokes, as well.

Latest movies that are out in the U.S.
1. The Road to Perdition - Tom Hanks, Paul Newman
2. Men in Black II - Will Smith, T.L. Jones

Do you have a DVD or VHS player? Or both? (previous sugar daddies may have given these to you)

You can order films over the Net.
www.dvdplanet.com is one location.

Bye Sugar Baby. :wavey:

Jul 16th, 2002, 03:11 AM
I am sorry daddy, my preliminary course was finished, i now took another new one but now its as hot as hell here, we recorded the highest degree ever this year, i just went for one lesson and got almost sunburnt so i have to stop playing for a while, sorry that miranda is very lazy, she just plays tennis for fun :o

yes i have a VHS, now i got a VCD for buying the notebook, but i almost never rent film to watch coz my working hours are long and i got to do some exercises in gym afterwards, learning french, sometimes going out so i don't have much time at night and i prefer watching movies outside instead of at home :)

Rub Venus more instead of Serena, she needs to win a slam this year :)

Bye daddy


Jul 21st, 2002, 04:19 PM
Hello, Miranda, my Asian beauty.
I think that you should keep up your tennis training.
I will be conducting your rubbing sessions until the return of the dinasaur, if ever.

Do my hands seems somehow very familiar? :)
No relax, i have some special yak oil I want to put on your tender curves.

Jul 22nd, 2002, 03:09 AM
hello Blade, who are you :confused:

yes i am good, i have continued my tennis lesson yesterday although its very hot and sunny, and i have little improvement yesterday, i could rally with a man for 20 strokes, of course only forehand coz my backhand is bad :o



Jul 27th, 2002, 02:42 PM
I am back, sweet Baby Miranda and I am going to give that yummy body of yours a real good rubbing. One that will nearly be at a VENUS level, babe. :)

Hi. :wavey:

Jul 29th, 2002, 02:00 AM
wow, my dadddy, are you a ghost ;)?

thanks but i don't need the rubbing coz i have no ambition to play like the mighty venus ;)

bye :D

Jul 29th, 2002, 06:16 AM
Sweet Miranda, the rubbing that I give you will not be for tennis.
I have OTHER plans for you. :)

Jul 29th, 2002, 07:59 AM
yes, you are bad, you are greedy for money, you want to rub me so that i am going to be as muscular as Tyson, you want me to be a boxer :(:(, no way, i don't like this violent game :(:(

by the way, congradulations, your idol won another title :cool:



Jul 29th, 2002, 08:49 AM
No, Sweet Miranda, I am going to give you special rubs of a different level that will make your skin smooth as butter yet firm.

Thanks, for congratulating VENUS for winning once again.
You may have to do the same NEXT sunday as well. :)

Jul 29th, 2002, 10:23 AM
ummm, thanks, i am a generous and not greedy person, my skin is already smooth and firm so lets rub others :p :p

on sunday, do what, win :confused: , just learning, how to win :p ,those people are all cheating, all playing before, a black skin man hit the balls "bang bang bang" but still enrolled the beginners course :p :p

Jul 30th, 2002, 09:07 AM
Next Sunday you may have to congratulate Venus once more. :)

Maybe that man just wants to be in the class with you because you are soo sweet, Miranda.

I will continue to rub you because you are special and have earned the rubs.

Sorry about Monica.
Hope she is better soon.

Jul 31st, 2002, 02:01 AM
thank you so much, but seems theres only you who think i am sweet :p , there are many more sweeter and more beautiful ladies in HK so this black man does not look at me :p

ok, since you are so enthuasistic, please rub my hairs only :p



Jul 31st, 2002, 12:52 PM
I know that man wants you, Sweet Miranda.
He could be in an advanced class, but he spotted you and went to the beginners group.
I know that you told him that you belonged to the mighty TeeRexx, of course.

Yes, I will rub those "special" hairs of yours if you want me to do so. It will be a pleasure. I have a special massaging tool for those special hairs. :eek:

Bye baby. :wavey:

Aug 1st, 2002, 04:00 AM
no that black man enrolled the beginners course just because its difficult to enroll in an advanced course, he knows playing tennis perfectly but its difficult to book a tennis court in HK so he tried this way :p , no he doesn't like me :p , i am just a very ordinary woman in HK :p

i wanted you to rub my hairs on my head , understand, its a bit dry now :p



Aug 1st, 2002, 06:36 AM
I know that guy has noticed an HK cutie like you and he will try and make his move soon, but you will, of course, tell him that you belong to the Great TeeRexx. :)

Alsi, I will rub all of your wonderful hairs as well. :eek:

Bye. :wavey:

Aug 1st, 2002, 08:56 AM
thank you for your over-appreciation, but really miranda is just a very ordinary woman in HK, you may find thousands similar and better than me in the street of HK :) so this black skin man will not look at me :p

you never follow my instructions, i told you to rub my hairs on my head but you are too naughty, so now i don't need you to rub my hairs, now go and rub Britney Spears instead, it seems that she is in trouble in Mexico :p



Aug 2nd, 2002, 04:38 AM
Oh, so HK must be a city of very beautiful women if you are considered ordinary, my sweet Miranda. :)
That man has his eye on you I bet. You must tell him that you belong to me. Immediately. :)

I may need to send a bodyguard over to you because they are kidknapping women in the U.S. quite a bit lately.
Yesterday two teenage girls were snatched, but the police killed him when they caught up to his sorry ass. :(

Any, dream of me rubbing all of the good spots. :eek: :p

Bye, bye. :wavey:

Aug 2nd, 2002, 07:28 AM
HK women? well not as beautiful as those in Korea I think :), I am not ugly or beautiful, just common :), if you go to Korea, I think you may be very happy :lick: :lick:

Kidnapping? sell the girls to brothel? poor girls :(, no need to send me a bodyguard, they want those under 20 and miranda is a lot overage :p

will your rubbing remove the fat of the body? if so, then i allow you only to rub my fat arms :p



Aug 3rd, 2002, 06:25 PM
Look on the CNN web site regarding that kidnapper in California.
He assaulted 2 teenage girls and was going to kill them, but he was killed by the police before he could do that awful deed.

Anyway, I will rub the fat off those "interesting" areas on your yummy body as well.

Aug 5th, 2002, 06:54 AM
yes i have known about this news in newspaper, this was horrible but at least the girls are safe now :)

well, congradulations again for you Venus :angel:

no thank you, i only want to remove the fats from my arms, the other parts of the body is ok for me ;)

there was a typhoon yesterday so totally i lost two tennis lessons consecutively :(



Aug 6th, 2002, 02:25 AM
Thanks for congrating VENUS on her win.

I will going to the match in Manhattan beach to watch SERENA play and win this week.

Your body is probably like a magnet and i know my hands will stick to your yummy body for a while. :)

Aug 6th, 2002, 07:05 AM
wow, you are going to watch Serena? do remember to post your photo with Serena here, better topless ;) :p :D . Do leave some prizes for others to win, your favourites, don't win them all ;):D

my ugly fat body will stun you and you gonna run away immediately after you see it ;) :p :p



Aug 7th, 2002, 11:36 PM
Yes, I am going to the night match on Thursday.
I do not know who will play in that match yet, but I hope to see my fave once again.

Do not worry, Sweet Miranda, I will melt any fat from your body with my hot, skilled hands. :eek: ;)

Keep up with your tennis lessons, ok?

Bye, bye. :wavey:

Aug 8th, 2002, 02:27 AM
my cable TV only shows men's tennis :(, Thursday, ok, i gonna watch the sports report in TV and check you, i know you gonna be topless and holding a slogan "Serena win win win, dinosaur Tee" ;)

rub my arms only, other part, please don't rub the fat away, they are important :o, lol, just joking :D:D

i want to practise my tennis but its rainy seaon, the tennis lessons were cancelled :(



Aug 10th, 2002, 08:45 PM
The next move for you to see is Triple X (XXX), starring Vin Diesel.
Lots of wild action. Also some kissing scenes that will make you think of me as well. :eek: :)

When it is raining, you can get in front of a mirror and practicing some of your strokes in order to perfect them in the future.

SERENA was defeated by a much improved Chanda. Good win for Miss Rubin.

Aug 11th, 2002, 01:41 PM
sorry that Serena lost but she has already won too much, its time for others to win a bit ;)

is this triple X acted by you ;) , ok, give me some free tickets and i gonna watch :drool: , i don't know that you are doing part time job as well, umm, yes i know, supporting this fatty monica lewinsky requires lots of money, she eats so many :D

there is no rain today, i went for my tennis lessons, as i have not played for many weeks, i played liked hell :o, tennis is really not easy :o



Aug 12th, 2002, 07:51 AM
"XXX" is a spy movie. Go to the URL


No, SERENA & VENUS have not won to much this year.
The did not win the Aussie Open and have not won the U.S. Open. Yet :)

Learning tennis takes some work, but it is a fun game none the less.

Bye. :wavey:

Aug 12th, 2002, 08:07 AM
thanks for the link but i think this movie has not been released yet in HK :), don't worry, since you are one of the actor, your good friend miranda for sure will going to watch, i know that you acted in one hot scene with the sexy actress right ;) :drool:

umm, still not won enough, you greedy dinosaur ;) :p

its only funny when rallying, practising is not :mad: , i was bored to hell yesterday coz the classmates are almost pair with pair, they know each other, the ones i familliar with had not attended, so the coach told me to practise alone very boring :mad:



Aug 15th, 2002, 05:42 AM
TWO weeks now since one of my faves has hoisted a trophy high in the air. :mad:
Hopefully VENUS will do the job once again at the Pilot Pen event.

If that coach is mean to you again, I will have to send a couple of my Triad buddies to pay him a not so friendly little visit. :mad:

In the meantime, keep practicing and don't let everyone see that tatoo, with my name on your sweet cheek, when your are sun tanning. :)

Bye. :wavey:

Aug 15th, 2002, 06:35 AM
two weeks, me, 4 months :mad: :mad: , you are really too greedy :mad:

hey this new coach is very nice to me, not as bad as the last one, but since i have no partner, he told me to practise alone, no need to visit him :p

umm, if i have your name tatooed on my cheek, every one will see it right, don't you think i am woman from middle east, hiding behind a mask :p

i have seen the film "the signs" by mel gibson, it is as boring as hell :mad:



Aug 15th, 2002, 11:04 PM
My name is tatooed on your lower, sweet cheek, Miranda. :eek:

Monica = 9 Grand Salms, you are greedy, Miranda. :)

Ok, I won't send the Triads after your teacher, if he is treating you all right. :)

Aug 16th, 2002, 02:58 AM
checking my butt, no, there is no tatoo or any scars, it is perfect and firm :p :p

Venus+Serena = 7 grand slams and most important of all, the greatest trophies - three Wimbledons :cool: and many more to come, i am sure that they are going to win more than Monica ;) :angel:

umm, please, may be, rub less the sisters and let others to win US Open, they have won too many ;):D



Aug 17th, 2002, 02:42 PM
Miranda, let me look close at that close firm cheek of yours.
*Tee Looks and rubs Mirand's firm butt*
"There it is! My name under a rose tatoo on your firm, round cheek!"

Monica = ONE person with 9 Grand slams
V & S = TWO people with 7 COMBINED slam titles

See the difference?
VENUS needs 5 more GS titles and
SERENA needs 6 more titles to just equal that greedy Monica. :)

Aug 18th, 2002, 04:15 AM
umm, only in your imagination can you check my butt, i am in HK and you in USA :p :p , yes you are referring to yourself right, yes i know your butt has "Monica Lewinsky"'s name on :D:D

seriously, who would be foolish enough to do this tatoo, so painful and difficult to wash :p :p

venus to win 5 more, easy, within three years time and so is serena ;) :cool:

today is raining again, it ruins my tennis lesson again, its always raining on sunday :(



Aug 20th, 2002, 05:41 AM
I am sending you a ticket to bring your sweet little butt to Hollywood to see the WCT championships in Nov. and to give you some special rub downs. :)

Also we will work on that backhand of your as well.

That greedy Monica has sooo many more GS titles than either poor VENUS or SERENA possess. And she is trying to win more of them.
Your fave is sooo greedy. :)

Is Chow Yun Fat & Michelle Yeoh big starts in HK?

Bye, babe. :wavey:

Aug 20th, 2002, 07:37 AM
please also send me tickets for the ATP championship as well, is it in USA also or Portugal:confused:

i guess you are as powerful as your idols right, bang bang bang, aces aces aces :p , please just teach me serving, i want to be the serving machine, winning many free points :p

monica has not won one for almost 7 years, poor girl :sad: while your greedy idols has won 6 out of the 9, greedy venus and serena :mad: :p and monica is almost 29 and yours still early 20s, greedy TeeRexx:mad:

Chow Yun Fat was a legend, he was very very poor when he was a kid, accidentally he joined the training course in TV and became the famous ever, he is about 45 :confused: , many said he is tbe best actor for Asia, i mean his acting skills :)

Michelle was the beauty queen, she learnt dancing starting from a kid but not Kung Fun, she learnt it when she started to make movies, she came from a very prestigious family, they said she is like superwoman, taking all the risks when acting, climbing and fighting on a running train ........



Aug 21st, 2002, 04:27 AM
Miranda, you are like Michelle, a beauty, smart, athletic and sexy.
The first Chow movie that I saw was "Hard Boiled". I never saw so many bullets being fired. I loved it. :)

Yes, the serve is the most imporant stroke in serve and it will make or break your competition game.
However, a smart, strategical, intelligent game is your biggest asset in competition.
Me and my faves have that skill as well. :)

No, I will not send you to any ATP events.
You will just be at WTA events with me and my faves.

Bye, Miranda. :wavey:

Aug 21st, 2002, 08:28 AM
thank you but please don't say this, miranda looks so ugly in compared with Michelle and she is clumpsy and not athletic at all :p

Chow acted in many "gun" movies in HK before he went to Hollywood, he was elected the best "gunman" in movies for Asia :cool: , the coolest one :cool: , umm, you like bullets, i can imagine you as a very violent man, bang bang bang, miranda better hide away from you otherwise you gonna fire me :p

wow, you are so skillful :D, miranda just plays the tennis for fun, she is lazy and will never achieve anything ;)

why not attending the ATP events, man's tennis is also very interesting, bang bang bang, so powerful :cool: , yes i know that your only interest is watching beautiful women like anna :drool:



Aug 24th, 2002, 12:45 AM
Miranda, did you miss me while this board was down?
I know that you did, babe. :)

Yes, you are a beauty like the talented Michelle.

VENUS is rolling at the Pilot Pen and next she will play and beat Davenport and even up her liftime record against the giant.

Next week, the U.S. Open!!

Aug 24th, 2002, 03:07 AM
yes I did miss you ......... your money :p :p

no way i can be compared with the beautiful Michelle :p

well I think Venus can beat Lindsay but don't know if she can beat her sister to win the US Open ;), i think this time you gonna rub her more otherwise no slam for this year ;) :p

are you going to watch the US Open live?



Aug 24th, 2002, 11:29 AM
I will watch the Open on TV since it is in New York and as live as the broadcast will allow me to because the networks love to tape delay matches.

Yes, I will have to give VENUS some serious rubbing before and during the Open for her to win it once again.

Miranda, will you be in "Crouching Tiger II"? :)

Bye. :wavey:

Aug 25th, 2002, 03:14 PM
hey have you watched the film "Unfaithful"? is there really so strong wind in New York? and do you know the man who acts as the amant? is he famous?

well, if i were you, i will go to watch the final coz it may be another williams final ;)

i have learnt volley again today, i struggled a lot wehther to take the lesson coz i need to wake up at 7:30 a.m., as usual, i used to wake up at noon on Sunday :o but finally i am a good miranda, i went there ;) and then go swimming afterwards, i need to coz i have eaten a big buffet yesterdy ;)

by the way, congradulations on venus winning another title, 5 or 6 this year?



Aug 26th, 2002, 06:03 AM
Thanks for the congrats, Miranda, it was the seventh win for VENUS this year. and more to come I bet. :)

I have not seen "Unfaithful" and I do not want you to get any ideas of cheating on me from that movie either. :p

Keep up your work in your tennis and work on those volleys and serves on a regular basis.

Yes, I am hoping to see one more WILLIAMS/WILLIAMS GS final.

Aug 26th, 2002, 07:30 AM
already 7 wins :eek: , umm, then its time that she lets them to win a bit right :p

you have to watch that unfaithful film coz there are lots of yellow hot scenes, your favourite, for you to see :drool: :p

i can only pracise that volley once a week, i told you before, its extremely difficult to book a tennis court in HK :p



Aug 27th, 2002, 07:16 PM
This is why my hands are so strong.
I have to do a lot of rubbing. :)


Ok Miranda, up on the table, you're next. :)

Aug 28th, 2002, 02:59 AM
i can't see your photo, is it your sexy topless photo :p :eek:

poor Lucic, double baggled, she is so poor :sad:

i only watched very little bit of the US Open coz its already midnight of my time, i can't remain awake so long ;)

on the table, you want to chop me into pieces like a pig :eek: :p



Aug 29th, 2002, 08:03 AM
Odd, I can see the phot very well.
My faves are doing quite well at the Open so far.

SERENA'S butt gets as much attention in N.Y. as yours does in HK. :)

No, I will not chop you up like a pig, but I may make you squeel a little bit. :eek:

Aug 29th, 2002, 08:58 AM
your favourites are the favourites for the tournament ;):p

please don't flatter me, serena is way more more popular than this fatty miranda ;) :p

oh, i know you want to put cockroaches onto my body, your heartless sick Tee :mad: :p



Aug 31st, 2002, 03:32 PM
I am watching your Monica play Cho as I type. She is looking very good.
Monica and VENUS may have a good match if they meet in the quarters.

Sweet Miranda, the Princess of Hong Kong, I bet you are a big celeberty there and much more popular than Michelle Yeoh. When will you start filming Hidden Dragon II?

Monica is now leading 4:1

Bye, Princess of HK. :wavey:

Sep 1st, 2002, 02:47 AM
monica was not playing good, i was also watching the match when she was leading 6:1 5:3, then losing the 2nd set, i don't know if she can win agains Hingis who used to beat her but I just wish her all the lucks :)

no one will hire such an ordinary looking miranda to act in films, thank you for your imagnination ;)

have a nice day and bye


Sep 1st, 2002, 03:00 AM
Yep, Monica lost focus and dropped several games, but she still pulled out the win.

Sweet Miranda, practice youg Gung Fu and get ready for the sequel to Crouching Tiger. :)

Sep 3rd, 2002, 06:44 AM
but i doubt if she does the same as against hingis, the results would be .... :rolleyes:

i don't know kung fu, i just know how to shout, bang bang bang, useless :p

Sep 5th, 2002, 12:35 AM
Hi Miranda. Sorry about Monica's loss, but VENUS was playing well and Monica was not quite up to par. But, the Oz will be up before you know it and of course the WTA Championship in November in my hometown. :)

You will have to start your martial arts training before they start filming. I think you may have about 6-8 months to get ready. More than enough time for an athlete like you. :)

Ok, one more win for each of my faves and it will be a sis vs. sis final once again. :)

And you still have to keep up with your tennis practice as well.

Sep 5th, 2002, 07:09 AM
no need to say sorry, i could predict the results already :sad:

sorry that besides that monica lost, this was a bad day today coz my boss just told me not to play internet during office hours, i don't know if she is really serious or not coz i did somethign wrong and she was angry but of course at least i couldn't post these few days so may be i won't be able to reply to you as promplty as before

congradulations, i think its another williams final

see you


Sep 5th, 2002, 09:53 AM
Miranda, respond whenever you get the chance, I will patiently wait.

The semis are not done, so an all Williams final is not in the books yet.

Practice your martial arts and tennis, by the way.

Bye. :wavey:

Sep 7th, 2002, 12:45 PM
congradulations, any williams final, umm, a bit boring :p

TeeRexx is now one of the happiest man in the world :p , since you are so happy, can you send some of your happiness to the poor Miranda ;) , please send me US$1 million so that i can quit the job, travel around the world and play internt as much as i like ;) :p

but i am afraid my most hatred hewitt is going to win again, go agassi please stop him :mad:

sorry that i have to stop learning tennis for a while coz i am too lazy to get up at 7:30 a.m. :o and the old miranda is getting many frickles after exposed too much onto the sun :mad: but i gonna play a night session with my old classmates tomorrow, night = no frickles :p


Sep 9th, 2002, 05:34 AM
Miranda on your Pete wubbubg against Andre.

SERENA played very well and herself another title.:)

Keep up your tennis practice.

Sep 9th, 2002, 07:00 AM
actually i feel a bit sorry for Venus coz no grand slam win this year :sad: but serena is really too much, too powerful :eek:

yes old pete wins against all odds ;), i always said he is the best ever :cool:

pistol pete shot down everyone :D:D and shut Greg R's dirty mouth :p :p

Sep 14th, 2002, 11:09 AM
Yeah, a big congrats to SERENA for winning THREE GS titles in a row!! :)
VENUS will get a couple of GS titles in 2003, I am sure.

Looks like old Pete won his LAST GS title as well. :(

Practice your serve and work out on the stationary bike.
Keep that HK butt nice and firm for your TR. :)

Sep 16th, 2002, 03:07 AM
jealous TeeRexx, you already said many times that Pete was finished but see how he won against all odds and cricitics and winning a slam in style again :cool:

be careful, you gonna eat your words if pete wins his 15th :cool: , pistol pete, shoot down everyone :cool:

serena was in HK the last three days, she really loves shopping a lot and bought a lot of handbags:p

anna lost again,i think you really need to rub her only ;)

my butt is always nice and firm, just joking, heheeh :D



Sep 17th, 2002, 10:05 AM
Yes, I know that your butt is well shaped and firm.
That is why I have a couple of "special" activities planned for that yummy piece of meat. :eek:

Old Pete will get a good year of butt whippings in 2003, I guarantee it. :)

To hell with anna. I am tired of the press tha this non title winning blonde is getting. I await her retirement from tennis and into the movies where, I am sure, she will do many nude love scenes.

Hey, was that guy a gambler who was playing tennis with SERENS in HK?
Why didn't you keepmy fave away from that sleeze bag.
And YOU stay away from him as well. :p

Bye, Sweet Meat. :wavey:

Sep 17th, 2002, 11:23 AM
old pete get butt whippings, he whip others or others whip him ;)? it doesn't matter, he already is the greatest ever, no one can take this achievemen from him :cool:

well, that man is Dr. Stanley Ho who owns the biggest casino (i forgot the english name) in Macau, a legendary man, don't worry, he is generous to women, he has 4 wives but love them equally ;) and all of them owns a house of over HK$1 billion :eek:, he is still energitic enough coz he had a new son 2 years ago :o so don't worry about Serena, if Dr. Ho wants her, then she can live comfortably with a beautiful house and many jewelleries :cool: :lick:

i would love to be his woman coz he is 78, go to heaven soon, i can get many money and jewelleries if he dies but damn it i am not beautful enough so he doesn't want me :(;)

are you serious or not? you are so cruel to anna? she is still young, i think she will win a title next year, do rub her more, she is the most beautiful ;) :lick:



Sep 17th, 2002, 01:21 PM
You must not marry Stanley.
Do you want to be called Ms. Ho?
You would be one of Stanley's Ho's if you married that guy. :)

I am tired of Anna.
Cara Black won a title for the first time last week and all you have heard was that anna lost again.
I will not rub Anna.
Just you, SERENA & VENUS. :)

Sep 18th, 2002, 06:41 AM
it would be my honour and dream to have dr. stanley ho to marry me coz he only chooses good and beautiful women but i am not :mad: , he is a gentleman, good to women, and when he was young, his looks kill :drool: , even he is 78 now, still looking not bad :)

if he marry me, then i can get rid of this boring job and fulfills my golden dream, travel around the world, wow, but however this is a never fulfilled dream :mad:

you should not get tired of anna, she is so beautiful and young, so don't be bad to her, and you gonna support her again when she finally wins a title, may be next year :)



Sep 21st, 2002, 08:37 AM
Stanley sounds like ME, except that I am much, much younger.
I am a gentleman, great lover and i am sure, a better tenner player than Ho.

I will not allow yourself to marry this guy and bcome an HK Ho. :)

I will support VENUS, SERENA & Andre.

I will NOT support Anna, Old Pete of Miss Manners. :)

Only YOU & my faves will get the rub jobs. :)

Sep 21st, 2002, 10:50 AM
yes i know you are much younger than dr stanley ho, yes you are 18 years younger than him, 60 right :D:D and yes you are a great lover coz you have more wives than stanley ho, you have 8 right ;):D

hehehe, you gonna change your mind and rub the gorgeous anna again after she wins her first title ;)

the organiser of the salem open in HK cheated us, i jumped high when i saw the promotion poster of salem with goran included :eek: . i have meet sampras and monica but never goran so i went to the official website immediately but no mention of goran :mad: , i sent a e-mail to ask them, how come they cheat the fans :mad:

today is our mid-autumn festival, we eat mooncakes, have you ever tried this?



Sep 22nd, 2002, 12:27 PM
YOU will win a title before the Little Russian wins a trophy. :)

I had Goran removed from the tournament because I did not want him to be bothering my babe. :eek: :)

No, I have not had any moon cakes.
Are they sweet like you?
I eat many Chinese dishes, but I usually just have American deserts.

Keep training and don't eat to many moon cakes.

Sep 24th, 2002, 02:11 AM
don't be so harsh on anna, if she wins a title next year, i gonna kick your fat butt :p

&)(*)*, how you dare to break my heart, I received a short reply just saying that goran is injured, won't come, how come they cheat the fans :mad: , give me back my funny goran, i will never have the chance to meet him :mad:

yes moon cakes are very greasy and sweet, with yolk inside :) , i think the chinese food in USA is not as good as in HK, the cooks are no good :p ,we actually have thousand of dishes :drool:

my tennis lessons finished, but i will keep on playing with some old classmates may be once a week :cool:



Oct 1st, 2002, 10:35 PM
My butt is hard and firm and will hurt your foot if you try to kick it. :p
Forget about poor Anna, she will NEVER win a title. :

Stay away from those greasy moon cakes.
We have fine Chinese restaurants in L.A. with many Mexican cooks. :eek: ;)

Bye, babe. :wavey:

Oct 2nd, 2002, 08:03 AM
hahaha, i know your butt is loose and soft coz you are too fat, 500 pounds, good to kick, i can practise my kung fu by kicking your fat butt :D

i think anna will win a title, may be not in the near future, but finally she will win one :angel:

yes i will never see goran coz the Salem Open has no sponsor, so no more this touranment :sad:

does it mean that you are mexican ;)?

bye :wavey:

Oct 3rd, 2002, 03:56 AM
My butt is firmer and better shaped than even Goran's.
But you are the Princess of HK Butts, sweet Miranda. :)

I am no Mexican, but most of the cooks in L.A. are Mexicans it seems, even in some Chinese restaurants. :)

Oct 3rd, 2002, 07:26 AM
wow, then are your mr buttman ;) :p , post your handsome photo here for every poster to look at immediately :drool: :lick: :p

don't flatter me, i don't have a beautiful butt ;) but i think this title is useless, every one has a butt right, what special ;) , i prefer to have a beautiful baby face which i don't have :mad:

thats why you have never tasted the real chinese food, only chinese cook can cook the best chinese food ;)

my tennis lessons are finished but now every week, i play tennis with my old male classmates, and i think i am a bit better than before but still only forehand :o , backhand difficult



Oct 3rd, 2002, 09:07 PM
How true, Sweet Miranda, everyone does have a butt, but some butts are more equal than others.
Like yours for example. :)

I have gone to some chinese restaurants where the cooks were chinese and there is a section of Los angeles called china Town where I have eaten many times the food cooked by real Chinese.

anyway, i will soon have YOU to cook all of my delicious meals before i give your butt its nightly rubbing. :eek: :p LOL

Bye, Sweet Miranda. :wavey:

Oct 4th, 2002, 06:59 AM
hey then does your butt also equal :D? or is it 20 inches for the left part and 40 inches for the right part coz you always sleep on the sofa and watch tv, putting all weight onto your fat right half apple :D:D

i used to believe that you live in New York ;).

Hey I have been to LA a few years ago, i love the Disneyland but it rained heavily when i just played for 2 hours :( and whats more, my camera dropped to the floor once and afterwards all my photos lost including those memorial ones in Grand Canyon, waaa, do you know how old is the pilot who took us to Grand Canyon? a 70 years old man ;), befoer learning his real age, we were sleeping on the little plane but after learning that he is 70, we all wake up and be more cautious for obvious reason ;)

the chinese cook may be ok but the best ones are in HK ;) coz i tell you, many chinese cooks are bad, they just cook the fried rice and sweet and sour pork, bad cook ;), even the stupid miranda knows how to cook ;)

bye, wishing your venus better luck next time

:wavey: :wavey:

Oct 4th, 2002, 11:31 PM
Sweet Miranda, you know that you love my tight, muscular butt. :) LOL

Yep, I live in L.A. and work near Hollywood.
I should get your cute self in a movie when you return to Cali. :)

I will bring you here and have you cook for me and perform "other duties" as well.

VENUS will bounce back either at the WTA Championships or in the 2003 Oz.
I will be giving her butt a lot of rubbing.
It is a tough job but somebody has to do it. :)

Bye, Miranda. :wavey:

Oct 6th, 2002, 07:07 AM
umm, i prefer a cutie face than a butt coz everyone has a butt ;)

yes may be i gonna fly to LA again because its a good place and i love Las Vagas very much, its unbelievable beautiful at night, the hotel, the caser etc, unbelievable, the clouds on the roof :eek: but not now coz umm, unsafe to visit USA in this "sensitiive" time, the tour companies offer very cheap tours to USA coz no one dares to go ;)

hahaha, just rub venus' butt is easy job, she has a slim butt, very fast to finish that job :D


Oct 7th, 2002, 09:30 AM
Don't be afraid to fly to the U.S. because I will have a couple of my fighter jets protect you on the way.

No, VENUS' butt has to be rubbed just right, just like yours, so it takes a couple of hours to get done just right. :eek: :p

Bye, Sweet Miranda. :wavey:

Oct 7th, 2002, 09:52 AM
honestly if the flight got bombed after the visit, then its better but if it bombed before reaching the destination, then it worst of luck :mad:

i think i will visit USA once more before my visa expired ;) (i was given a 10 years period visiting visa and its troublesome to get the visa, need to meet the consulate ... ) :p , may be i go there after i got fired by my boss, no job, and then i find a job as waitress in restaurant hehehe :p

hahaha, rub venus' butt for a couple of hours, then your hands won't got tired :eek: :p , what right position, just a big apple :D:D

i played tennis for 2 hours last night but sometimes i hit the balls high and ugly :o



Oct 15th, 2002, 06:16 AM
Did you miss me. Sweet Miranda? :)

I can not wait until you come to L.A. and I can rub that sweet HK bottom of yours.

In the meantime. I must continue to rub VENUS. :)


Oct 16th, 2002, 03:00 AM
yes i miss you a lot, i already know that you are an unfaithful man, you go out with other more beautiful ladies and forget the fat miranda :sad: , just joking, lol :p

ok, if i go to LA, do reserve a presidential hotel room for me to live othewise i won't let you to rub me :p :cool:

yes do continue to rub venus so that she can win a slam next year and not letting serena to win them all :)



Oct 18th, 2002, 09:25 AM
I have already reserved the honeymoon siute for us at the Ritz.
Get ready for some extra special rubbing when you get to Hollywood. :eek: :p

Yes, I will continue to rub VENUS and cut back on the rubs for her baby sis. :)

Bye. :wavey:

Oct 19th, 2002, 02:56 AM
thank you for your kindness, but miranda is too ordinary and bad for the great mr dinosaur TeeRexx ;) :p , you deserve better like Monica Bellucci :lick: or Penelope Cruz :lick: , by the way, i like Caesar Palace the most, so beautiful :)

there are many terrioists attacks in asian area :sad: , seems no safe place now :sad: , do you have fear on terriorists?

yes do rub venus more, serena has won enough ;)



Oct 22nd, 2002, 06:02 AM
No, Miranda, I do not fear terorist because I am a fearless T-Rex, rember? :)

Ok, we will have a suite in Ceasar's and I will do a lot of rubbing on your swet body. :eek: :)

Look at this pic.


That is why I like to rub those two babes. :)

Bye, Miranda. :wavey:

Oct 22nd, 2002, 08:22 AM
now since there are terriorists everywhere, the tour company offers very cheap prices for trips to USA, asian areas etc, i also want to join, umm, but may be i will got bombed :confused: :p

well honestly, Venus is more attractive for me, Serena is a bit too musular :o, Venus perfect figure with those long legs :hearts:

i have a question for you, who is more beautiful, Nicole Kitman or Penelope Cruz ;)?



Oct 24th, 2002, 09:27 AM
Hmmm, Kidman or Cruz?
Nicole, I guess.

Of course my firsr choice is YOU, then VENUS & SERENA. :)

I should wear a t-shirt with my name on it when I go to the Championships in L.A. so that all of my fans can se me.

Maybe I will just open up an autograph booth at the event.
$10 per autograph.


Bye, babe. :wavey:

Oct 26th, 2002, 03:15 AM
hey i guess all men like penelope like Tom Cruises coz she is more sexy and younger ;), hehehe :D

wow, then you gonna earn many money coz you have so many great fans including the fatty miranda ;), please sign your name for me in my dinosaur t shirt, Mr Great TeeRexx :D

have a nice day and see you :D:wavey:

Oct 26th, 2002, 01:14 PM
I will give your thong panties a special autograph as well, Sweet Miranda. :eek: :)

I will be busy prior to the event rubbing my faves, but I will always have time to give you your daily "special" rubs as well.

Bye, Miranda. :wavey:

Oct 28th, 2002, 06:25 AM
what is thong panties :confused: , sorry, i only wear normal and conservative undies unlike you who like to show off your figure ;):p

here are two more t shirts from my friends, they want great dinosaur's signature as well, please sign them all ;)

ok, lets rub Venus more this time ;)

take care and bye :wavey:

Oct 29th, 2002, 12:03 AM
Sweet Miranda, I know that you own bikini panties.
Those are very popular in Hk I've heard. :eek:

I rubbed SERENA to much this year and look what happened.
I will rub VENUS and YOU much more in the next few months. :)

Oct 31st, 2002, 10:32 AM
you are wrong, if i am rich enough to have a shop, i would sell juices instead coz i am not interested in these little undies, its not practical and comfortable at all, so small the size ;) :p

will there be snow in winter in LA?

can you rub monica instead, she is so poor with no titles for so long :sad: :p , come on, do one good thing for poor miranda, your idols have won enough ;) :p :cool:

Bye and take care


Nov 1st, 2002, 03:36 AM
Sweet Miranda, do not be so greedy because Monica already has NINE Grand Slam singles titles already.
Over TWICE as much as as poor VENUS & SERENA combined! :p

No, it is sunny in Los Angeles.
I bought a nice little bikini for you to wear when you arrive.

Then I will give you a nice daily rubbing before goint to watch VENUS & SERENA play in the Championships. :)

Bye, bye Miranda. :wavey:

Nov 1st, 2002, 06:35 AM
come on, monica has not won one for ages, poor monica :sad: while if your favourites keep on winning, they are going to win more than 20 :eek: :eek: , rub monica a bit please :sad: :p

LA never snows :confused: , i remember when i went to the Grand Cayon, the hills were covered by snow :confused: , don't lies, bikini, you want me cold to death :mad: , i remember when i went there on January, i neede to wear many clothes :confused:

practice your signature more, write it beautifully coz many dinsaur fans are waiting for the great teerexx ;):p

bye :wavey: