View Full Version : I don't care WHO you are, that's funny right there!

May 1st, 2005, 02:20 AM
Finally, after six girls, Luke's wife had a boy. But he only had a head - nothing else. Luke didn't care, though. He was just happy to have a boy.

On his kid's 21st birthday, Luke took him to a bar. "A shot of your best scotch", he ordered.

The boy drank it and - POOF! - he grew a neck. Amazed, Luke then ordered another and - POP! - a torso sprouted. "Keep 'em coming!," Luke shouted. Eventually, the boy had a whole body. Everyone cheered, his father loudest of all.

Tipsy, the boy stood on his new legs and stumbled to the left... and to the right... and out the front door and into the path of a truck.

The bar fell silent. :tears:

You know," the bartender said, "He should've quit while he was a head."


May 1st, 2005, 02:24 AM
what a stupid joke :haha: which makes it funni :lol:

May 1st, 2005, 09:31 AM
I dont get it :o

May 1st, 2005, 09:43 AM
I kinda get it, but I don't find it funny....so maybe I'm not getting ALL of it? :confused: :retard: :p

Josh B.
May 1st, 2005, 09:46 AM

Ive heard this 1 before

Its ace! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

May 1st, 2005, 11:52 AM
so stupid its funny :o

May 1st, 2005, 11:54 AM
quit while he was a head :lol: :p

May 1st, 2005, 12:06 PM
lol but lame!

May 1st, 2005, 01:02 PM
genius. this one goes into my repertoire!

May 2nd, 2005, 08:44 AM
Kiss my suculent chicken breasts :kiss: :haha::haha::kiss::haha::haha: