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Staticbeef
Apr 29th, 2005, 07:45 PM
:wavey: Hi gang, just got back from book signing. :tape: The line went all the way from 5th Ave to sixth Ave, the makeup of the crowd was 80% white, 15 % Black, 5% other, we waited for 2 hours in the New York Spring sun. The mood on the line moved between Jovial to annoyed, I engaged many of the people around me in conversation trying to find WTA posters, no luck, It seems BK4ever must have been ahead of me. By the time I got to the entrance to the building, I was pretty agitated, we had been discussing Rena's withdrawal from Berlin, so I was distracted until I reached the door and realized I was just about to enter into the Royal Court and go before the Queen and Princess, :eek: The Nerves kicked in, as they rushed me before a table where both sisters were sitting, Vee on the left and Rena on the right, they looked exhausted (MY Right) They took my book handed it to Vee and she signed it, Then handed it to Rena, Damn, I was so nervous and agitated that I said to Rena in a froggy thug voice "YOU PULLED OUT OF BERLIN"? I must have said it kinda loud and aggresive almost angry, I dint mean to, thats just the way it came out. Rena looked me over and said in her sweetest, kindest voice "YES" almost apologetic, by this time she had signed my book and I was rushed out of the book signing area, damn, I though, I sure messed that up, did I scare her?? Just then Vee came over and gave me my camera which I had forgoten on the table and kissed me on the cheek ;) and said in the sweetest voice a man could ever hear, " Don't this top anything Rocketta could do"? and I replied YUP, sure does :p

V-MAC
Apr 29th, 2005, 07:54 PM
:wavey: Hi gang, just got back from book signing. :tape: The line went all the way from 5th Ave to sixth Ave, the makeup of the crowd was 80% white, 15 % Black, 5% other, we waited for 2 hours in the New York Spring sun. The mood on the line moved between Jovial to annoyed, I engaged many of the people around me in conversation trying to find WTA posters, no luck, It seems BK4ever must have been ahead of me. By the time I got to the entrance to the building, I was pretty agitated, we had been discussing Rena's withdrawal from Berlin, so I was distracted until I reached the door and realized I was just about to enter into the Royal Court and go before the Queen and Princess, :eek: The Nerves kicked in, as they rushed me before a table where both sisters were sitting, Vee on the left and Rena on the right, they looked exhausted (MY Right) They took my book handed it to Vee and she signed it, Then handed it to Rena, Damn, I was so nervous and agitated that I said to Rena in a froggy thug voice "YOU PULLED OUT OF BERLIN"? I must have said it kinda loud and aggresive almost angry, I dint mean to, thats just the way it came out. Rena looked me over and said in her sweetest, kindest voice "YES" almost apologetic, by this time she had signed my book and I was rushed out of the book signing area, damn, I though, I sure messed that up, did I scare her?? Just then Vee came over and gave me my camera which I had forgoten on the table and kissed me on the cheek ;) and said in the sweetest voice a man could ever hear, " Don't this top anything Rocketta could do"? and I replied YUP, sure does :p


Get out of town!!!! :eek: :eek: You mean Vee knows our Rocketta from WTAWorld???? I am so jealous. :fiery: ;)

PaulieM
Apr 29th, 2005, 08:01 PM
:lol:

Kabezya
Apr 29th, 2005, 08:02 PM
Thanks for the write up :)

mykarma
Apr 29th, 2005, 08:35 PM
:wavey: Hi gang, just got back from book signing. :tape: The line went all the way from 5th Ave to sixth Ave, the makeup of the crowd was 80% white, 15 % Black, 5% other, we waited for 2 hours in the New York Spring sun. The mood on the line moved between Jovial to annoyed, I engaged many of the people around me in conversation trying to find WTA posters, no luck, It seems BK4ever must have been ahead of me. By the time I got to the entrance to the building, I was pretty agitated, we had been discussing Rena's withdrawal from Berlin, so I was distracted until I reached the door and realized I was just about to enter into the Royal Court and go before the Queen and Princess, :eek: The Nerves kicked in, as they rushed me before a table where both sisters were sitting, Vee on the left and Rena on the right, they looked exhausted (MY Right) They took my book handed it to Vee and she signed it, Then handed it to Rena, Damn, I was so nervous and agitated that I said to Rena in a froggy thug voice "YOU PULLED OUT OF BERLIN"? I must have said it kinda loud and aggresive almost angry, I dint mean to, thats just the way it came out. Rena looked me over and said in her sweetest, kindest voice "YES" almost apologetic, by this time she had signed my book and I was rushed out of the book signing area, damn, I though, I sure messed that up, did I scare her?? Just then Vee came over and gave me my camera which I had forgoten on the table and kissed me on the cheek ;) and said in the sweetest voice a man could ever hear, " Don't this top anything Rocketta could do"? and I replied YUP, sure does :pGreat post.:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rocketta
Apr 29th, 2005, 08:39 PM
:haha:

Thanks for that it was the funniest read ever! You surely topped anything that could happen to me.

:haha:

Staticbeef
Apr 29th, 2005, 10:32 PM
:haha:

Thanks for that it was the funniest read ever! You surely topped anything that could happen to me.
:haha: :wavey: Maybe not, Imagine if somehow we all could have been on that line, lol, that would have been some party :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

~{X}~
Apr 29th, 2005, 11:05 PM
I was there and saw no WTAWorld posters haha. I was all alone for 3 hours. :( lol. :D

Rocketta
Apr 29th, 2005, 11:46 PM
:wavey: Maybe not, Imagine if somehow we all could have been on that line, lol, that would have been some party :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

We should have a Royal Court party at a tournament one year. :dance:

Staticbeef
Apr 30th, 2005, 12:03 AM
We should have a Royal Court party at a tournament one year. :dance: :worship: I am There, what about our Euro brothers and sisters?????? :wavey:

Rocketta
Apr 30th, 2005, 12:04 AM
:worship: I am There, what about our Euro brothers and sisters?????? :wavey:

hmmm, I didn't say the tournament had to be in the states....:hehehe:

Staticbeef
Apr 30th, 2005, 09:45 AM
hmmm, I didn't say the tournament had to be in the states....:hehehe:

:wavey: If I am reading you correctly, maybe I should start watching my weight, so I would have room for all the Strawberries and Cream I can keep down???? Hey UK, what you think about a bunch of Royal Court Yanks invading the pristine lawns of THE CHAMPIONSHIP??????? It would of course have to be 2006

~Cherry*Blossom~
Apr 30th, 2005, 10:39 AM
:wavey: If I am reading you correctly, maybe I should start watching my weight, so I would have room for all the Strawberries and Cream I can keep down???? Hey UK, what you think about a bunch of Royal Court Yanks invading the pristine lawns of THE CHAMPIONSHIP??????? It would of course have to be 2006


Go For It, I'm game :woohoo:

pigam
Apr 30th, 2005, 11:00 AM
omg, by doing that, venus is now officially and unmistakebly the greatest ever!!! :hearts:

V-MAC
Apr 30th, 2005, 01:47 PM
looking forward to the Royal Court Party in Wimbledon 2006!! :bounce: :bounce: ;)

dreamgoddess099
Apr 30th, 2005, 02:48 PM
Just then Vee came over and gave me my camera which I had forgoten on the table and kissed me on the cheek ;) and said in the sweetest voice a man could ever hear, " Don't this top anything Rocketta could do"? and I replied YUP, sure does :p :lol: :lol: :lol:

SJW
Apr 30th, 2005, 02:52 PM
:wavey: If I am reading you correctly, maybe I should start watching my weight, so I would have room for all the Strawberries and Cream I can keep down???? Hey UK, what you think about a bunch of Royal Court Yanks invading the pristine lawns of THE CHAMPIONSHIP??????? It would of course have to be 2006

y'all can join me in the Pimms tent this year if you want :cool: or maybe i'll watch a sisters match or two ;)

hilarious story btw!!!!! especially the last sentence! :lol:

Rocketta
Apr 30th, 2005, 03:47 PM
:wavey: If I am reading you correctly, maybe I should start watching my weight, so I would have room for all the Strawberries and Cream I can keep down???? Hey UK, what you think about a bunch of Royal Court Yanks invading the pristine lawns of THE CHAMPIONSHIP??????? It would of course have to be 2006

That so could be the Party of the Century! :aparty: :dance: :aparty:

We would have to come up with some kind of get up to wear so we stick out and eveyone knows that the Royal Court is now in Session.....:p

PaulieM
Apr 30th, 2005, 03:49 PM
anybody going to wimbledon this year? i'm going, hopefully ill see venus and serena :D

VSFan1 aka Joshua L.
Apr 30th, 2005, 04:17 PM
LOL, you get to see Serena and all you could say is, "YOU WITHDREW FROM BERLIN?"

;)

Glad you had a good time Static :D

SJW
Apr 30th, 2005, 04:26 PM
anybody going to wimbledon this year? i'm going, hopefully ill see venus and serena :D

maybe...hopefully...:)

VeeReeDavJCap81
Apr 30th, 2005, 04:29 PM
That is awesome. Vee is soooooo sweeeeeet :eek:

V-MAC
Apr 30th, 2005, 05:31 PM
That so could be the Party of the Century! :aparty: :dance: :aparty:

We would have to come up with some kind of get up to wear so we stick out and eveyone knows that the Royal Court is now in Session.....:p


hmmm, good idea. How about all of us dress up as Venus or Serena :lol: We could dress up in their differant styles from the past to present.It would give me the opportunity to cross-dress in public at last.....or ummm maybe not. :o heh-heh only joking. :) :lol:

VeeReeDavJCap81
Apr 30th, 2005, 05:46 PM
hmmm, good idea. How about all of us dress up as Venus or Serena :lol: We could dress up in their differant styles from the past to present.It would give me the opportunity to cross-dress in public at last.....or ummm maybe not. :o heh-heh only joking. :) :lol:

Ooooooh, I want to be Serena from FO 2002.

tennislover
Apr 30th, 2005, 08:28 PM
the sisters read this forum??????????????????????? :eek: :eek: :eek:
I can't believe it
OMG I said a lot of things about them.............. :eek:

raquel
Apr 30th, 2005, 08:33 PM
I totally believed every word of that :lol: :o
It was only when people where laughing about it later on in the thread that I had to re-read it and realise :o :o

Is the book good? I might order it on Amazon or something.

Staticbeef
Apr 30th, 2005, 08:36 PM
That so could be the Party of the Century! :aparty: :dance: :aparty:

We would have to come up with some kind of get up to wear so we stick out and eveyone knows that the Royal Court is now in Session.....:p :wavey: How about Beads & Catsuits????????????????????

tennislover
Apr 30th, 2005, 08:39 PM
I totally believed every word of that :lol: :o
It was only when people where laughing about it later on in the thread that I had to re-read it and realise :o :o

Is the book good? I might order it on Amazon or something.

ty for making that clear..... :)


so the sisters don't read this forum, phewwwwww: so we can go on telling bad things about them :lol: :devil:

Staticbeef
Apr 30th, 2005, 08:51 PM
LOL, you get to see Serena and all you could say is, "YOU WITHDREW FROM BERLIN?"

;)

Glad you had a good time Static :D

Yup, I had a great time talking to the fellow faithful. As far as that "Serena you pulled out of Berlin" thing, I am still trying to figure out what happened to the "KID", I just lost it and turned "GEEK" :retard: :smash: big time. One of those things that you will always wish that you had to do over, did I mention that I left the car home and took the subway, just to make the trip more efficient??? Well, the ride home took me twice as long as the trip there, because I kept missing my stops, because I kept playing the scene over and over again in my head, while seriously contemplating self-flagellation. Yup. I admit it, I Effed that one up :smash:big time. I will probably never get another opportunity to be that close to our heroes in this lifetime. Dang :bigcry:

VeeReeDavJCap81
Apr 30th, 2005, 08:58 PM
Yup, I had a great time talking to the fellow faithful. As far as that "Serena you pulled out of Berlin" thing, I am still trying to figure out what happened to the "KID", I just lost it and turned "GEEK" :retard: :smash: big time. One of those things that you will always wish that you had to do over, did I mention that I left the car home and took the subway, just to make the trip more efficient??? Well, the ride home took me twice as long as the trip there, because I kept missing my stops, because I kept playing the scene over and over again in my head, while seriously contemplating self-flagellation. Yup. I admit it, I Effed that one up :smash:big time. I will probably never get another opportunity to be that close to our heroes in this lifetime. Dang :bigcry:

It's okay, I did a similar thing 3 years ago when I met Brandy in a restaurant. I walked up to her, said I was a huge fan...and then asked for a free copy of her album that wasn't even out yet :rolleyes: She looked at me like "boy get the hell away from me" I was so mad at myself, and I'll probably never get to meet her again.

Staticbeef
Apr 30th, 2005, 09:11 PM
I was there and saw no WTAWorld posters haha. I was all alone for 3 hours. :( lol. :D :wavey: Dont know how we missed each other. Your Avitar reminds me of my meeting with Rena, except you can replace the Hey Sexy with "Did you pull out of Berlin??????????????? :explode:

Staticbeef
Apr 30th, 2005, 09:15 PM
It's okay, I did a similar thing 3 years ago when I met Brandy in a restaurant. I walked up to her, said I was a huge fan...and then asked for a free copy of her album that wasn't even out yet :rolleyes: She looked at me like "boy get the hell away from me" I was so mad at myself, and I'll probably never get to meet her again. :lol: Yup, sorta like that :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PhanDragon20
Apr 30th, 2005, 09:49 PM
We should have a Royal Court party at a tournament one year. :dance:

I think that would be a great idea.

TomTennis
Apr 30th, 2005, 11:51 PM
a party would be fab!

Go Royal Court...and Go Rocketta! Im sooo jealous...but in a happy way!...lol

nice one guys..you did Royal Court proud!

Rocketta
May 1st, 2005, 12:06 AM
a party would be fab!

Go Royal Court...and Go Rocketta! Im sooo jealous...but in a happy way!...lol

nice one guys..you did Royal Court proud!

A party would be awesome!

but let me clarify the last part about Rocketta is a joke...;)

Shuji Shuriken
May 1st, 2005, 01:31 AM
It's okay, I did a similar thing 3 years ago when I met Brandy in a restaurant. I walked up to her, said I was a huge fan...and then asked for a free copy of her album that wasn't even out yet :rolleyes: She looked at me like "boy get the hell away from me" I was so mad at myself, and I'll probably never get to meet her again.
Lol LOl LOl Lol...you met Brandy and said that? if I met Brandy, Venus or Serena I think i'd faint...no words necessary :o

~{X}~
May 1st, 2005, 04:28 AM
:wavey: Dont know how we missed each other. Your Avitar reminds me of my meeting with Rena, except you can replace the Hey Sexy with "Did you pull out of Berlin??????????????? :explode:

Lol I was actually in the front of the line. I was one of the first 15 people so :D. I am not sure how we missed each other. Aww don't be too hard on yourself. I was right there and actually wanted to say stuff to Venus and Serena but the lady was pushing me away UGH! That B*TCH! lol.

Staticbeef
May 1st, 2005, 06:45 AM
Lol I was actually in the front of the line. I was one of the first 15 people so :D. I am not sure how we missed each other. Aww don't be too hard on yourself. I was right there and actually wanted to say stuff to Venus and Serena but the lady was pushing me away UGH! That B*TCH! lol. :wavey: Ok, I got it now, you were in that first group of people, then there was a gap in the line to allow entrance into the building and then the second set of people, I was in the second group behind you. I noticed a camera crew just before the sisters came, was that the reality show, filming?? they hung out with you guys a lot.

TFan1156
May 2nd, 2005, 04:52 AM
:wavey: Hi gang, just got back from book signing. :tape: The line went all the way from 5th Ave to sixth Ave, the makeup of the crowd was 80% white, 15 % Black, 5% other, we waited for 2 hours in the New York Spring sun. The mood on the line moved between Jovial to annoyed, I engaged many of the people around me in conversation trying to find WTA posters, no luck, It seems BK4ever must have been ahead of me. By the time I got to the entrance to the building, I was pretty agitated, we had been discussing Rena's withdrawal from Berlin, so I was distracted until I reached the door and realized I was just about to enter into the Royal Court and go before the Queen and Princess, :eek: The Nerves kicked in, as they rushed me before a table where both sisters were sitting, Vee on the left and Rena on the right, they looked exhausted (MY Right) They took my book handed it to Vee and she signed it, Then handed it to Rena, Damn, I was so nervous and agitated that I said to Rena in a froggy thug voice "YOU PULLED OUT OF BERLIN"? I must have said it kinda loud and aggresive almost angry, I dint mean to, thats just the way it came out. Rena looked me over and said in her sweetest, kindest voice "YES" almost apologetic, by this time she had signed my book and I was rushed out of the book signing area, damn, I though, I sure messed that up, did I scare her?? Just then Vee came over and gave me my camera which I had forgoten on the table and kissed me on the cheek ;) and said in the sweetest voice a man could ever hear, " Don't this top anything Rocketta could do"? and I replied YUP, sure does :p

Nice compliment paid to Stefduffy there Beefster. Hat goes off to you. ;)

~{X}~
May 2nd, 2005, 05:29 AM
:wavey: Ok, I got it now, you were in that first group of people, then there was a gap in the line to allow entrance into the building and then the second set of people, I was in the second group behind you. I noticed a camera crew just before the sisters came, was that the reality show, filming?? they hung out with you guys a lot.


Well there were a lot of photographers, I even got a picture taken of my hand holding the book! :lol: That was hott. I'll be looking for that picture around. Umm yeah the filming crew I would believe would be for the reality show. Either that or another documentary. They filmed us as well, so I may be on the show. WOOT Celebrity ova here! Yeah I was in that first group of people before the entrance of the building. I got there at 10am and waited so I better have been near the front lol. :lol:

Veenut
May 2nd, 2005, 05:07 PM
Great report guys!!! Kudos to you guys for your sense of humour, it is the best. You had me laughing out loud.

Judging by the filming of the McDonald's tour, I can imagine how tired they must be going from city to city. I hope they do get some time to rest before their next tournament.