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pierce0415
Apr 29th, 2005, 05:52 PM
Patty Schnyder's Diary

Current world No.13 Patty Schnyder is in Warsaw, Poland this week, competing as the No.4 seed at the J & S Cup. She has decided to share what it is like to play on the Sony Ericsson WTA Tour by providing fans a glimpse into her life with this WTATour.com Online Diary.

April 28, 2005

I heard already the rain during the night! It's gonna be a wet and cold day here in Warsovia!! No hurry for us today, I'm scheduled last match on center court. After late breakfast, 10am, I felt like going to the gym to handle my energy level, waiting since last Saturday for my first match!

We relaxed some in the hotel room, Rainer surfing the web and checking mails, me studing Spanish, which finally makes sense again, since I can use it with my hitting partner Marc.

At the courts everybody is rearranging practise because of the rain. I was happy with my short warm-up and went straight to lunch. Couple hours wait in the players lounge; Silvia Farina was watching Italian Davis Cup in Rome, so we saw the sun on the screen!!!

With drizzling rain, tracksuit and long-sleeved shirt we started our match at 5pm. Play was once suspended, when I was 5:2 up! Now we worried not only because of the rain but also the darkness.

Back on court a drunken fan started whistling and making funny noises during my ball toss! Result: two doubles faults and my first break!! So I asked the umpire to seat him elsewhere! :lol: Security did a great job. I was very pleased to finish the match with a two-set win, when the next surprise waited for me: Doping test!!!! :tape: OK, drink, drink!!! It's funny how you learn to drink water even though you are not thirsty; one bottle in a few minutes!!! I was happy to get over with the procedure, since filling this plastic cup while someone female is watching you is not too nice!! Done with the first try!!!!

Back in the hotel we watched a DVD, "The Terminal" with Tom Hanks, and relaxed. Good night!!!

Take care,
Patty

creep
Apr 29th, 2005, 06:03 PM
I’ve always thought if she were a footballer she’d have enough red cards to tile the bathroom.

SelesFan70
Apr 29th, 2005, 06:06 PM
Patty pee-ing in a cup is strangely erotic to me... :scared:

moby
Apr 29th, 2005, 06:08 PM
Too much information Patty. :tape:

creep
Apr 29th, 2005, 06:09 PM
Patty pee-ing in a cup is strangely erotic to me... :scared:

I'd drink it! :)

vogus
Apr 29th, 2005, 06:12 PM
this diary is a rather cute feature.

But on the doping theme, it would be nice if the WTA treated its doping tests as more than just an exercise in getting the girls to pee in a cup after a match. What substances are they testing for? Do they even know? They should be testing out of competition if they want to catch anybody.

Oh, and btw, Tom Hanks sucks. He's the king of Hollywood sellouts.

Spunky83
Apr 29th, 2005, 06:19 PM
Patty Schnyder's Diary
OK, drink, drink!!! It's funny how you learn to drink water even though you are not thirsty; one bottle in a few minutes!!! I was happy to get over with the procedure, since filling this plastic cup while someone female is watching you is not too nice!! Done with the first try!!!!


:worship: Patty, always a good girl...seriously, she´s a very special person on the tour. Always a bit different from everyone else and just weird :lol:

Mercury Rising
Apr 29th, 2005, 06:23 PM
I'd drink it! :)
You have chosen your username wisely...

TF Chipmunk
Apr 29th, 2005, 06:54 PM
Ewwwww Patty...Didn't need to know about that doping test :scared:

Martian KC
Apr 29th, 2005, 07:08 PM
Patty is such a mystery.

propi
Apr 29th, 2005, 09:23 PM
Who's Marc, her hitting partner??
Any Spanish junior or so??

Rocketta
Apr 29th, 2005, 09:34 PM
her hitting partner

propi
Apr 29th, 2005, 09:40 PM
her hitting partner
Thanks rocketta :)
But I was wondering about his name... maybe Marc Lopez, ATP spanish player? :confused:

Rocketta
Apr 29th, 2005, 11:50 PM
Thanks rocketta :)
But I was wondering about his name... maybe Marc Lopez, ATP spanish player? :confused:

now that I don't know, sorry. :(

Melly Flew Us
May 1st, 2005, 01:22 AM
patty :)

beauty_is_pink
May 1st, 2005, 01:25 AM
haha funni Patty

~ The Leopard ~
May 1st, 2005, 01:46 AM
I was happy to get over with the procedure, since filling this plastic cup while someone female is watching you is not too nice!!

She'd prefer someone male? :eek:

Cris Senior
May 1st, 2005, 07:26 AM
this diary is a rather cute feature.

But on the doping theme, it would be nice if the WTA treated its doping tests as more than just an exercise in getting the girls to pee in a cup after a match. What substances are they testing for? Do they even know? They should be testing out of competition if they want to catch anybody.

Oh, and btw, Tom Hanks sucks. He's the king of Hollywood sellouts.
BOGUS YOU ARE RIGHT ON THE SUBSTANCES THE WTA SUPOPOSEDLEY TESTS AND ON TOM HANKS ..ALTHOUGH THE WHOLE OF HOLLYWOOD IS A SELLOUT BY DEFINITION
cRIS

@m@nd@
May 1st, 2005, 07:29 AM
:lol:
hahaha
now i know how they do the doping tests

DutchieGirl
May 1st, 2005, 07:40 AM
She'd prefer someone male? :eek:

:lol: Possibly - although I can't imagine it'd really be nice peeing in front of anyone! ;)

Steffica Greles
May 1st, 2005, 01:50 PM
LOL!!

I liked the bit "peeing in a cup with someone female is not enjoyable" or somethin like that.

So Patty's suggesting that peeing in a cup is preferable with a male at her side?

Well, well. :cool: ;)

SzavayFi
May 1st, 2005, 04:09 PM
Patty is great :rolls: :haha:

Jenny.C.Fan
May 1st, 2005, 04:14 PM
Patty rockz :)

esquímaux
May 3rd, 2005, 05:14 PM
Patty = tinkles brb :silly: