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JennyS
Apr 27th, 2005, 12:11 AM
OMG, check this one out! Someone is "selling" Darth Vaders testicles on ebay and people are actually BIDDING on them! LOL. What does he actually plan on sending the winner?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=197&item=7510009645&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

PaulieM
Apr 27th, 2005, 12:13 AM
ebay is the craziest place ever!!

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 12:20 AM
:retard: lol

Andy Mac
Apr 27th, 2005, 12:49 AM
:smash:

Bacardi
Apr 27th, 2005, 01:30 AM
I wouldn't want them, there is no picture :mad:

Nothing beats the popes chicken breast. :lol:

PaulieM
Apr 27th, 2005, 01:31 AM
Nothing beats the popes chicken breast. :lol:
this is sooo true!

Andy Mac
Apr 27th, 2005, 01:34 AM
yeah he shoudl have a pictrure:p

BigB08822
Apr 27th, 2005, 01:45 AM
I bet most of these crazy bids are all for publicity and never get sold. Are people actually stupid enough out there to send in money for that? I would think people would bid for fun but would never actually pay. I mean, I seriously doubt Ebay would pursue anyone for never paying on that auction.

Andy Mac
Apr 27th, 2005, 01:51 AM
its the more money than brains club on the net!

JenFan75
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:18 AM
Zomg I Want Those

Andy Mac
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:19 AM
uhm??? WHY?

Bacardi
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:21 AM
I thought that after Anakin fell into the fire pit, his balls probably got burned off. I mean didn't the Med Bot robots rebuild him into Darth Vader?

So I bet they're just bidding on 2 pieces of charcoal. :haha:

Andy Mac
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:28 AM
:haha:

Bacardi
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:31 AM
One can pick up a whole bag of Darth Vader's balls at the local grocery for like $4 or something.
Here, I'll even provide pics. If anyone wants to buy one of his balls, or a set. Just PM me. Here's a pic of them ;)
http://www.jonesimages.com/elements/commercial/samples/Yard_Garden/images/kingsford-charcoal.jpg

Andy Mac
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:34 AM
thank you..and now..do his balls come packaged in such a beautiful bag as teh one shown? or are his balls freely swinging?

Bacardi
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:40 AM
thank you..and now..do his balls come packaged in such a beautiful bag as teh one shown? or are his balls freely swinging?

The bag is $5 extra, so if you don't buy the bag they just come freely swinging. If you act now I can attach them to a piece of string so you can have your own Darth Vader's balls necklace. And you could split them up, and make them keychains for you and a loved one.

Andy Mac
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:41 AM
how much does teh keychain balls cost?

Bacardi
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:56 AM
how much does teh keychain balls cost?


For one, it's $5.99, or the set for $9.99. ;)

Andy Mac
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:59 AM
nice i will be in touch soon... i am off to bed now

JennyS
Apr 27th, 2005, 03:11 AM
One can pick up a whole bag of Darth Vader's balls at the local grocery for like $4 or something.
Here, I'll even provide pics. If anyone wants to buy one of his balls, or a set. Just PM me. Here's a pic of them ;)
http://www.jonesimages.com/elements/commercial/samples/Yard_Garden/images/kingsford-charcoal.jpg

LOL! I've always wondered if Vader ate or went to the bathroom after his little "accident" hehe. Maybe he was fed and "cleansed" via his suit.

Bacardi
Apr 27th, 2005, 03:18 AM
LOL! I've always wondered if Vader ate or went to the bathroom after his little "accident" hehe. Maybe he was fed and "cleansed" via his suit.


I think his suit is much like the NASA astronaut ones. It's a self compacting unit. Feeds you, offers you air, and also allows you to go do your waste at will. :lol:

Julian
Apr 27th, 2005, 03:59 AM
omg how sad is this lol

even more sad for me to see that the item was where i was born!