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Calimero377
Apr 26th, 2005, 06:21 PM
A lot has been said recently here in GM about how better nutrition (esp. new energy bars) contributed to the astonishing soaring of women's tennis in the last 5-10 years. We all know that today's top 10 would belt Graf, Navratilova at will.

Best example are oldtimers like Sugiyama (almost 30 years old), Suarez (almost 29 years old) and Farina Elia (will become 33 tomorrow - Congrats, Silvia!!).

At the end of the 90ies they were beaten like a drum by top players. Grandma Graf (with reconstructed knee) waxed Ai Sugiyama in their last match with 6-0, 6-1 (IW 1999) and cleaned Paola Suarez' clock with 6-0, 6-3. Farina escaped - she never played Graf. Phew, Silvia ....

Enter the 21st century.
New nutrition strategies are invented for women tennis players, especially mid-20-year-old journeywomen. Sugi, Suarez and Farina munch them ALL DAY long!

And - can you believe it! - their careers get an unprecented boost before sunset!

Ai Sugiyama:
Soars to all-time career high in February 2004, breaking the top 10 for the first time in her long, long career.
She gives today's superstar, "Masha" at tough fight in Wimbledon 2004, losing 7-5, 5-7, 1-6.
She is 2-2 H2H against another Russian juggernaut, Nasty Myskina.
Her last match against the great Enna ends with - an Ai victory (YEC 03)!
And she has won 2 of the last 4 matches against Kimmy Clijsters! :worship:
Well done, Ai!
Kudos to the energy bars and the modern science of nutrional wizardry!!

Paola Suarez:
She makes an career high #9 in June 2004.
She beats "Supermasha" (Sharpova that is) at FO 04 with 6-1, 6-3. :worship:
She gives V. Williams a tough fight in their last meeting in Berlin 04 (6-7, 7-5, 2-6).
She beats S. Williams in their only match ever at Amelia Island 2000.
She is 1-1 H2H against Myskina.
Well done, Paola!
What would you have done without those super-duper energy bars!!

Silvia Farina Elia:
Shortly after her 30th birthday in spring 02 she reaches her career high in the WTA rankings (#11).
She beats Sharapova-baby in Rome (7-6, 6-0 :eek:) and takes a set from the saviour of modern tennis at AO 05.
She beats V. & S. Williams within weeks in 2005. :worship:
She leads FO champ Myskina with 2-0 H2H (Nasty winning only 10 games in 4 sets!).
Well done, Silvia!
Thank God you found those new protein energy bars and became rejuvenated!!


OMG, Steffi Graf and her 90ies minions REALLY dodged some bullets there!
Imagine what Ai, Paola and Silvia of TODAY would have done with them!!
Murder!!!

LeRoy.
Apr 26th, 2005, 06:26 PM
In how many different ways can you rehash the same shit and say it ? Isn't it tiring already ?:)

Pengwin
Apr 26th, 2005, 06:30 PM
All of those players know how to hit backhands.

Calimero377
Apr 26th, 2005, 06:53 PM
All of those players know how to hit backhands.


Ah, now we know how Sugiyama managed to win her only game in her last match against Graf (0-6, 1-6) and how Suarez could wrestle even 3 games off Graf (0-6, 3-6). Do you think that today's #1 in doubles, Ruano-Pascual, won HER only game against Graf in their last meeting in Montreal 1998 (0-6, 1-6) that way, with her backhand?

Wow, knowing to hit backhands is the key to success for sure!

jimbo mack
Apr 26th, 2005, 07:46 PM
All of those players know how to hit backhands.

she won 22 slams with that backhand

god, it must have been a dreadful backhand!! :rolleyes:

:Rawwb:
Apr 26th, 2005, 08:20 PM
all i can say is....what the fuck are you on about? :confused:

Lemonskin.
Apr 26th, 2005, 09:11 PM
I don't know how you did it, but you managed to bag Masha, tried in vain to make Graf look good, and used waaaaaay too many metaphors all in one post. I'd say "impressive" but, well, I'm not impressed ;)

Lemonskin.
Apr 26th, 2005, 09:11 PM
all i can say is....what the fuck are you on about? :confused:
He's being Cali, that's all ;)

Ever annoying, always nonsensical :p

controlfreak
Apr 26th, 2005, 10:09 PM
Surely it's very bad for their teeth to eat these bars ALL DAY LONG?

RenaSlam.
Apr 26th, 2005, 10:10 PM
It's called steroids, Cali. Duh.

Calimero377
Apr 26th, 2005, 10:18 PM
It's called steroids, Cali. Duh.


I won't tell you which player comes to mind when I hear the word "steroids" ...
;)

RenaSlam.
Apr 26th, 2005, 10:24 PM
I won't tell you which player comes to mind when I hear the word "steroids" ...
;)

LOL. Not Serena. :lol: ;)

Justine comes to mind when I think "steroids".

Philbo
Apr 26th, 2005, 11:07 PM
In how many different ways can you rehash the same shit and say it ? Isn't it tiring already ?:)

Im glad you said it before I did..

Yawn...

selking
Apr 26th, 2005, 11:29 PM
she won 22 slams with that backhand

god, it must have been a dreadful backhand!! :rolleyes:

and against such great competition:rolleyes:

-Sonic-
Apr 26th, 2005, 11:53 PM
Thats confusing.

SM
Apr 27th, 2005, 11:08 AM
Suarez anSugiyama = better bh than graf? what drugs are u on

steffis bh is the best slice ever. in todays game it would give alot of the power hitters who arent used to variety fits and she would match up very well against the williams, sharapova etc. she won 22 slams with that bh it cant be too bad :o

BUBI
Apr 27th, 2005, 11:17 AM
All this because of energy bars :rolleyes: :devil:

The title is misleading. It should have been " Steffi Graf, the greatest"

Lemonskin.
Apr 27th, 2005, 11:30 AM
Steffi is crap :D :bolt: :erm:

Odd
Apr 27th, 2005, 11:43 AM
Yay, Energy bars, you rock:worship: :worship: . huh

Oh, huh?

What the hell is this thread about.

I like the part about the energy bars. Someone said something about teeth i think. That was kinda cool too.

SUKOVA IS TEH BOMB*!!!!!!!!!

* - N*v*tna has c**ties

Calimero377
May 15th, 2005, 03:46 PM
A lot has been said recently here in GM about how better nutrition (esp. new energy bars) contributed to the astonishing soaring of women's tennis in the last 5-10 years. We all know that today's top 10 would belt Graf, Navratilova at will.

Best example are oldtimers like Sugiyama (almost 30 years old), Suarez (almost 29 years old) and Farina Elia (will become 33 tomorrow - Congrats, Silvia!!).

At the end of the 90ies they were beaten like a drum by top players. Grandma Graf (with reconstructed knee) waxed Ai Sugiyama in their last match with 6-0, 6-1 (IW 1999) and cleaned Paola Suarez' clock with 6-0, 6-3. Farina escaped - she never played Graf. Phew, Silvia ....

Enter the 21st century.
New nutrition strategies are invented for women tennis players, especially mid-20-year-old journeywomen. Sugi, Suarez and Farina munch them ALL DAY long!

And - can you believe it! - their careers get an unprecented boost before sunset!

Ai Sugiyama:
Soars to all-time career high in February 2004, breaking the top 10 for the first time in her long, long career.
She gives today's superstar, "Masha" at tough fight in Wimbledon 2004, losing 7-5, 5-7, 1-6.
She is 2-2 H2H against another Russian juggernaut, Nasty Myskina.
Her last match against the great Enna ends with - an Ai victory (YEC 03)!
And she has won 2 of the last 4 matches against Kimmy Clijsters! :worship:
Well done, Ai!
Kudos to the energy bars and the modern science of nutrional wizardry!!

Paola Suarez:
She makes an career high #9 in June 2004.
She beats "Supermasha" (Sharpova that is) at FO 04 with 6-1, 6-3. :worship:
She gives V. Williams a tough fight in their last meeting in Berlin 04 (6-7, 7-5, 2-6).
She beats S. Williams in their only match ever at Amelia Island 2000.
She is 1-1 H2H against Myskina.
Well done, Paola!
What would you have done without those super-duper energy bars!!

Silvia Farina Elia:
Shortly after her 30th birthday in spring 02 she reaches her career high in the WTA rankings (#11).
She beats Sharapova-baby in Rome (7-6, 6-0 :eek:) and takes a set from the saviour of modern tennis at AO 05.
She beats V. & S. Williams within weeks in 2005. :worship:
She leads FO champ Myskina with 2-0 H2H (Nasty winning only 10 games in 4 sets!).
Well done, Silvia!
Thank God you found those new protein energy bars and became rejuvenated!!


OMG, Steffi Graf and her 90ies minions REALLY dodged some bullets there!
Imagine what Ai, Paola and Silvia of TODAY would have done with them!!
Murder!!!


Bump (for Manu)

Pengwin
May 15th, 2005, 03:47 PM
Great Cali's bumping his own threads...

Cris Senior
May 16th, 2005, 01:53 AM
Calimero is walking a thin line here.So far she or he (it?) has been careful of containing the smears to a candy bar .As an international attorney,though,I have to advise him,her or it,to be careful in mentioning substances or player's names because then,the attorneys of the players involved might not like it and decide to come after her/his ass to make an example to others,which might cost him/her,it, a lot in terms of money,time,personal standing and even possibly jail time.Sincerely,
Cris Senior

Calimero377
May 16th, 2005, 07:58 AM
Calimero is walking a thin line here.So far she or he (it?) has been careful of containing the smears to a candy bar .As an international attorney,though,I have to advise him,her or it,to be careful in mentioning substances or player's names because then,the attorneys of the players involved might not like it and decide to come after her/his ass to make an example to others,which might cost him/her,it, a lot in terms of money,time,personal standing and even possibly jail time.Sincerely,
Cris Senior


The whole top-30 today are on dope. They take those blue pills every morning.
No doubt about it!

:ras:

MistyGrey
May 16th, 2005, 09:04 AM
Cali Please! u're single handedly turning the entire board against Steffi! While I completely agree with ur point, (ppl lets face it, he does have a point) but it gets really boring (to put it mildly) to hear the same stuff over and over.

Julia1968
May 16th, 2005, 10:56 AM
LOL. Not Serena. :lol: ;)

Justine comes to mind when I think "steroids".

And in your signature, you write:

"-This poster is sick of the flame wars between Williams fans and all other players-

Official Night Rider of the Royal Court "

Oh, the nerve. Talk about people being on drugs.

Lemonskin.
May 16th, 2005, 11:42 AM
And in your signature, you write:

"-This poster is sick of the flame wars between Williams fans and all other players-

Official Night Rider of the Royal Court "

Oh, the nerve. Talk about people being on drugs.
:haha: for once I agree with Julia :lol: