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Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:17 AM
OK I thought this board needed this, it's a thread for all us Perverts to gather round and discuss, partake in, and anything else related to sexual activity.
No hold barred ADULT conversation, so young ones hide your innocent lil eyes, or be prepared to learn something.

You wanted it, you asked for it.... lets make this baby a CHAT THREAD :woohoo:

selking
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:19 AM
well I thought it was perverted when you taloked about biting you're old gf's clit off but thats just me...:lol: this will be the only post i post in here

Wigglytuff
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:23 AM
dani,

i need your advice, i have started seeing this woman (OMFG shes hot), she is a sex freak, but really hates it when i say sex is dirty. like you know "is your mind in the gutter" that kind of thing.

so i wonder WHATS WRONG with people. i mean lets be real SEX IS DIRTY!!! i mean do you know what comes out of that? EWWWWW!!! that being said, as long as you know what it is you are doing and are ok with it, whats the big deal about saying that something that is dirty is "dirty"?

Sun*Kissed
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:23 AM
well I thought it was perverted when you taloked about biting you're old gf's clit off but thats just me
uhmm :unsure:....i was about to post, but devouring genitals is way out of my league :scared:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:26 AM
dani,

i need your advice, i have started seeing this woman (OMFG shes hot), she is a sex freak, but really hates it when i say sex is dirty. like you know "is your mind in the gutter" that kind of thing.

so i wonder WHATS WRONG with people. i mean lets be real SEX IS DIRTY!!! i mean do you know what comes out of that? EWWWWW!!! that being said, as long as you know what it is you are doing and are ok with it, whats the big deal about saying that something that is dirty is "dirty"?


Sex is dirty, and especially now it's getting hot weather here... it's hot and sticky if you spend more than 30 mins in bed somewhere minus A/C. But it's good, I mean that stuff was intended for something. It's not like you're into pissing on someone via golden showers or anything you know.

Sex is dirty, but it's the best dirty I can think of :tape:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:26 AM
The CLIT BITING was just a joke... only a :haha: cuz I hate my ex that much and reserve the right to slander her name all over the internet for the years and time I spent bringing her wholesome pleasure.

Wigglytuff
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:32 AM
Sex is dirty, and especially now it's getting hot weather here... it's hot and sticky if you spend more than 30 mins in bed somewhere minus A/C. But it's good, I mean that stuff was intended for something. It's not like you're into pissing on someone via golden showers or anything you know.

Sex is dirty, but it's the best dirty I can think of :tape:

golden showers arent my thing, still it leaves "residue" that unless you took a shower right before sex is still on the stuff.

but you are right its good dirty. best kind of dirty their is. long live dirty dirty dirty sex!!!!!!!!!!

PaulieM
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:32 AM
uhmm :unsure:....i was about to post, but devouring genitals is way out of my league :scared:
jo! :eek: i always knew you were dirty, deep down.

Sun*Kissed
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:33 AM
oh... :o
:wavey:
No Paulie :lol: , i was just going to say hi(like i am now) until i read the clit biting thing.... me dirty? :angel:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:34 AM
golden showers arent my thing, still it leaves "residue" that unless you took a shower right before sex is still on the stuff.

but you are right its good dirty. best kind of dirty their is. long live dirty dirty dirty sex!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER have I ever, and never WILL I ever partake in any golden shower business.

I prefer showers with my lovers, to get all nice and clean. Even nice long bubble baths.

Another thing I hate is someone using too much perfume or body sprays *unless it's the Jessica Simpson Desert Line, cuz you can :lick: it off* But the taste of perfume is just nasty. Ew, nothing worse than to be necking and get a lick of someone's perfume. Smells good, tastes like shit

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:35 AM
jo! :eek: i always knew you were dirty, deep down.

With an avatar like that, how can they not be :lol:

PaulieM
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:37 AM
NEVER have I ever, and never WILL I ever partake in any golden shower business.

I prefer showers with my lovers, to get all nice and clean. Even nice long bubble baths.

Another thing I hate is someone using too much perfume or body sprays *unless it's the Jessica Simpson Desert Line, cuz you can :lick: it off* But the taste of perfume is just nasty. Ew, nothing worse than to be necking and get a lick of someone's perfume. Smells good, tastes like shit
you'd think by now they'd have found a way to make perfume/cologne tast good. :shrug:

Sun*Kissed
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:37 AM
With an avatar like that, how can they not be :lol:
I'm an :angel: i just like getting getting soiled now and then :devil:

Wigglytuff
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:38 AM
NEVER have I ever, and never WILL I ever partake in any golden shower business.

I prefer showers with my lovers, to get all nice and clean. Even nice long bubble baths.

Another thing I hate is someone using too much perfume or body sprays *unless it's the Jessica Simpson Desert Line, cuz you can :lick: it off* But the taste of perfume is just nasty. Ew, nothing worse than to be necking and get a lick of someone's perfume. Smells good, tastes like shit

sorry that post came out all wrong i ment. when you got to the bathroom (for get about golden showers) and you wipe, it still leaves residue. thats why i was saying that sex should be after a bath or shower. because the body gets dirty after just a few hours. i wasnt talkinga bout goldne showers.

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:38 AM
:woohoo: Our own resident Sexpert Dani!!
I looooooooooove perverts!! Fuck, I am one. ;)

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:41 AM
you'd think by now they'd have found a way to make perfume/cologne tast good. :shrug:

Try the desert line from Jessica Simpson, Erin has it. You can eat it right out of the bottles if you like. Won't do anything to you at all. Just after so much you get a sugar rush.

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:42 AM
Men's Dolce & Gabana tastes ok too. :lick:
In small doses as least. I like my men to smell like man not a fucking flower patch.

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:42 AM
sorry that post came out all wrong i ment. when you got to the bathroom (for get about golden showers) and you wipe, it still leaves residue. thats why i was saying that sex should be after a bath or shower. because the body gets dirty after just a few hours. i wasnt talkinga bout goldne showers.

I'm not picky in that I only have sex after a shower. I've had it a few times when I went to visit her at work on her hour long lunch break. No showers around there. But she's a clean girl. If it's shaven it's got less residue. Plus you can buy those summers eve wipes or even baby wipes and it does an excellent job if you pack them in your purse for when you have to potty.

But the whole anal thing, no way until after a shower!

SM
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:43 AM
I got my first hickie last week. Yuck :o. i actually thought it was from shaving.

I dont know whats with some people and mixing pleasure with pain? there was some guy a few weeks ago who was pinching my nipples really hard and biting my lip quite hard in the club! I was fairly drunk at the time and he is lucky i didnt give him a bitch slap ;)

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:45 AM
I got my first hickie last week. Yuck :o. i actually thought it was from shaving.

I dont know whats with some people and mixing pleasure with pain? there was some guy a few weeks ago who was pinching my nipples really hard and biting my lip quite hard in the club! I was fairly drunk at the time and he is lucky i didnt give him a bitch slap ;)
Hickies are so 90s ;) lol
I like some pain in my pleasure, but not twisting my nips off. I do enjoy hard kissing/biting tho. :devil:

PaulieM
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:45 AM
Try the desert line from Jessica Simpson, Erin has it. You can eat it right out of the bottles if you like. Won't do anything to you at all. Just after so much you get a sugar rush.
somehow i think i'd have a tough time getting a guy to wear that. i guess i'll have to suffer through bad tasting cologne, getting some ass is usually worth it. :)

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:45 AM
I have a title now, Sexpert Dani... or Mrs Erin. Maybe I can become like the Dr Ruth of the 2000s?

D&G, hummmm I dunno about Mens perfume but Mens Tommy used to taste nasty. ICK!

Hickies are awful, and sometimes quite painful. I mean sometimes I like having them, other times I'm like...... nooo don't, or if you do make it somewhere I can hide it.
Even worse, wait until you get hickies around your nipples. And what's with people thinking it's hot to bite nipples? That hurts. My ex was into biting everything she could. :toothy:

SM
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:46 AM
Bacardi = Dr.Feel Good. Do any aussies remmeber that show with the sexpert ;)

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:46 AM
Sexpert Dani... we could have a Q&A session for you. Like Dear Ann or whatever. :haha:

PaulieM
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:47 AM
Even worse, wait until you get hickies around your nipples. And what's with people thinking it's hot to bite nipples? That hurts.
seriously. some guys don't seem to get that one.

Richie77
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:48 AM
I got my first hickie last week. Yuck :o. i actually thought it was from shaving.

I dont know whats with some people and mixing pleasure with pain? there was some guy a few weeks ago who was pinching my nipples really hard and biting my lip quite hard in the club! I was fairly drunk at the time and he is lucky i didnt give him a bitch slap ;)
Ow :scared:

I like it when my nipples are rubbed...but that's it. Definitely no biting of anything :tape:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:49 AM
Bring on the Q&A and maybe we'll include pics if we can get us a webcam :hehehe:

As for nipples biting and hickies, I can understand sometimes it's possible to get carried away sucking. But they suck the fuckers like they are trying to suck them off. Hell we didn't ask for a Hoover Vac, take it easy on those. After so long thou, your body gets a lil more adjusted to it, and the hickies don't show up around them the next day. :o

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:50 AM
Sexpert: We need our Silly back to handle the men on men sexing questions. :p

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:52 AM
Sexpert: We need our Silly back to handle the men on men sexing questions. :p

I agree, we can get him a lil clipboard and everything. He'd be all professional. But what exactly would Erin and I do? Bring you all the straight ones in so you can convert them???? :devil:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:52 AM
BTW, Dani got sunburnt from being outside all day today. :awww:

Richie77
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:53 AM
yeah...and how about darren cahill? He could give us some feet advice ;)

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:55 AM
I agree, we can get him a lil clipboard and everything. He'd be all professional. But what exactly would Erin and I do? Bring you all the straight ones in so you can convert them???? :devil:
yes, Silly would make it a big ol production ;) :p
You and Erin could be like... um... the um.... centerpieces? You are eye candy. Hell, even gay boys loves hot leszers.

Richie - he would love to school us the art of the foot I'm sure. but he's being cranky and bitchy today. :p

Richie77
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:57 AM
Well :p to him. I guess we're stuck with nipple-rubbing for the rest of the night then :p

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:59 AM
Darren is the Crown Prince of Fine Feet. And the feet are important, well pedicured means a lot.

Dani & Erin the Centerpieces of the Evil Empire! :devil:

I wish Erin would allow Dani to :lick:(()) even thou Dani wasn't a good girl earlier... I give her another hour MAX! :ras:

Dani needs to practice her :lick:(())---------->() Give a girl her practice partner, alright, already!?!?!

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:00 AM
Dani (( )) Erin

^ An image etched in my head atm. :scared:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:01 AM
And Erin's (()) is stuck in Dani's head. But she's in bed, watching....... probably porn :ras:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:03 AM
Well if she's in bed, she's naked.. and if she's into porn, she's ready to go. :p

Wigglytuff
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:05 AM
I'm not picky in that I only have sex after a shower. I've had it a few times when I went to visit her at work on her hour long lunch break. No showers around there. But she's a clean girl. If it's shaven it's got less residue. Plus you can buy those summers eve wipes or even baby wipes and it does an excellent job if you pack them in your purse for when you have to potty.

But the whole anal thing, no way until after a shower!

this is very true. and quickies are very nice. :lick: :lick:

although is it me or is a lesbian "quickie" a half hour event?

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:12 AM
Well if she's in bed, she's naked.. and if she's into porn, she's ready to go. :p

Keep it up, keep it up and I'll go missing for an hour or something. Just keep pushing the buttons, filling my head with that image.

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:13 AM
Oh, I dunno Jiggly, I've done it in less than 5 minutes if I get pushed for time reasons. But the longer it takes the better. Sometimes brief and quick is hot and passionate too.

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:16 AM
Keep it up, keep it up and I'll go missing for an hour or something. Just keep pushing the buttons, filling my head with that image.
(( )) Mmmmmmmmm, tastes like ........... :shrug:

I really would not know. :tape: I've been close, but I was 17 and naive. :o

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:23 AM
(( )) Mmmmmmmmm, tastes like ........... :shrug:

I really would not know. :tape: I've been close, but I was 17 and naive. :o

Tastes like salty, I dunno how to describe it. It's good thou... or I wouldn't have kept it up this long. You can flavor it too with those lickable lubes. We have different flavors. This one is KINKY, comes with all kinds of sex toys. It's like I got the ultimate sex toy Barbie, with lost of cool accessories. :tape:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:27 AM
i LOVE your candor and ability to just be blatant. :haha:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:41 AM
:lol:
But it's so true, she came with 2 bags of sex toys. I was like HOT DAMN! I think I hit the nympho lezzer jackpot. And she wants MARRIAGE. I've known her for over a year now, thru my cousin. And we've been friends and hung out from time to time. So it wouldn't be like a sudden thing if we tied the knot. ;)

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:51 AM
Here comes the brideS :bounce:
i love a june wedding with barefoot lezzers armed with 10" black stallion dildos. lol

F-R-E-A-K
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:53 AM
LMFAO :haha:


U F-R-E-A-K's ;) :lol:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:56 AM
Here comes the brideS :bounce:
i love a june wedding with barefoot lezzers armed with 10" black stallion dildos. lol


They aren't black, but there is some under our bed. I didn't know how half the shit worked until she showed me. The tricks she taught me, I think she's a bigger sexpert than even I am!

See there is someone for everyone, there's my proof. A bigger sexpert for the sexpert. :tape:

We should make it June 25th, the ex's birthday :rocker:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:03 AM
They aren't black, but there is some under our bed. I didn't know how half the shit worked until she showed me. The tricks she taught me, I think she's a bigger sexpert than even I am!

See there is someone for everyone, there's my proof. A bigger sexpert for the sexpert. :tape:

We should make it June 25th, the ex's birthday :rocker:
6/25... a good day for a white wedding.
*goes all old school/Billy Idol on your ass* :haha:

i'm not big inot toys... i like the real thing. :devil:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:15 AM
6/25... a good day for a white wedding.
*goes all old school/Billy Idol on your ass* :haha:

i'm not big inot toys... i like the real thing. :devil:

6/25 and you can mail out the ex a belated birthday card that day, witha wedding shot in it. ;)

Well if you don't have the tools, you sorta have to use something. Althou I still prefer :lick:

~{X}~
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:17 AM
The SLUT of WTAWORLD has arrived. Hello, hello. ;)

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:17 AM
JoHo... you know just to be an ass (on your behalf), I'd GLADLY sent that skank ass trick an invite. and then put a big red circle with NOT on it. lol

as my lezzer friend says, 'fingers, toes, and tongues, a few of my favorite things'. lol

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:22 AM
The SLUT of WTAWORLD has arrived. Hello, hello. ;)

:wavey: SLUT ... with the lezzer bustin the dude in the balls avatar ;)

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:23 AM
The SLUT of WTAWORLD has arrived. Hello, hello. ;)
Good evening Mister X, how's tricks? :p

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:24 AM
JoHo... you know just to be an ass (on your behalf), I'd GLADLY sent that skank ass trick an invite. and then put a big red circle with NOT on it. lol

as my lezzer friend says, 'fingers, toes, and tongues, a few of my favorite things'. lol

You'll probably be sending her invite to the County Jail of somewhere by then. Miss Crack Coke Dealer :rolleyes:

Oh I've not used the toes bit, but everything else is fair game. Anything goes between the sheets.

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:27 AM
Anything goes between the sheets.

:yeah: my philosophy exactly. i'm down for anything once, twice if i like it. lol

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:29 AM
Such a comment lead me to learn how to master the strap on :tape:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:30 AM
Such a comment lead me to learn how to master the strap on :tape:
Oh dear........ i don't need to be thinking about 2 crazy lezzers strapping and bumping all night. :scared: I'm one chromosome away from being a lezzer myself I think. Nah, I like da dick too much. l ol

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:31 AM
-----if the ppl at work knew what i was tying.... :haha:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:40 AM
Oh dear........ i don't need to be thinking about 2 crazy lezzers strapping and bumping all night. :scared: I'm one chromosome away from being a lezzer myself I think. Nah, I like da dick too much. l ol

The whole bumping deal, I now respect. I mean fucking and that's real fucking ;) for a long time, wears you the hell out. I had muscles sore the next day I never even knew I had!

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:44 AM
:haha: Dani was torn up by lezzer sex .... well Erin looks like a hot commodity, i bet she could wear a girl out. lol

Captain.Canada
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:47 AM
If I were a chick I'd be a lezzer oddly enough.
I must have oppositional disorder...

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:48 AM
If I were a chick I'd be a lezzer oddly enough.
I must have oppositional disorder...
I could be a lezzer if they didn't have (())'s. :haha:

Captain.Canada
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:49 AM
I could be a lezzer if they didn't have (())'s. :haha:

:lol:
I love lezzers!

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:50 AM
I love lezzers too, just not their (()) :p

Captain.Canada
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:54 AM
I guess you like (x) more..

Captain.Canada
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:55 AM
Or.... ( o )

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:58 AM
Hmmmmmm, I dunno... I like -------------} well enuff :tape:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:01 AM
:haha: Dani was torn up by lezzer sex .... well Erin looks like a hot commodity, i bet she could wear a girl out. lol

She wore me out for 9 hours once, and that was no toys involved! :eek:
I was so tired I fell over and passed out once it was done. I felt so guyish doing that :tape:
I still have the thing where after we do it, even if it's just half an hour or an hour. I can't stand afterwards, cuz my legs are so shakey from what went on.

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:10 AM
That's the best sex, when you're drained (no pun intended) from head to toe. I like those rompfests where you are so tired that it's nearly a struggle to get giong again. (NOt as though I've ever had that problem :) )

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:12 AM
That's the best sex, when you're drained (no pun intended) from head to toe. I like those rompfests where you are so tired that it's nearly a struggle to get giong again. (NOt as though I've ever had that problem :) )

I think I wanna have a 20 or 30 minute version of it when i go back to the bedroom here in the next 10 mins. Just cus, normally I go to bed at 4amish tonite for her, I'm goin early ;)

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:14 AM
Early for some (()) loving. BTW, look who got post #69.

:banana: woot!!

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:22 AM
Yeah in like 2 mins I'm goin for some (()) and she's sleeping, I hope she don't mind... ah never does any other time so :lol: I have nice sweet, naughty ways of waking her from peaceful slumber.

mandy7
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:23 AM
OK I thought this board needed this, it's a thread for all us Perverts to gather round and discuss, partake in, and anything else related to sexual activity.
No hold barred ADULT conversation, so young ones hide your innocent lil eyes, or be prepared to learn something.

You wanted it, you asked for it.... lets make this baby a CHAT THREAD :woohoo:

haha, did barrie dude hack your account and post this? :p

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:23 AM
*my ears* :lol: Dani's gettin' some (())

:bounce:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:25 AM
No Barrie never hacked it, it's Dr Frankenslut taking over :ras:

Oh I'm off to bed now, this will be the last my face is seen in here tonite... it will be buried in (()) for at least half an hour or an hour :tape:

Goodnight all........ Dani's off to get her's :lick: :devil:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:27 AM
Go get ya some Dani!!

:kiss: g'night. tell Mrs Dani about the wedding details.lol

mandy7
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:28 AM
No Barrie never hacked it, it's Dr Frankenslut taking over :ras:
:scared:

Oh I'm off to bed now, this will be the last my face is seen in here tonite... it will be buried in (()) for at least half an hour or an hour :tape:

Goodnight all........ Dani's off to get her's :lick: :devil:

:bolt:

I'M TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS THREAD!!!!
AAAARGH!!!
*runs*

mandy7
Apr 11th, 2005, 11:09 AM
haha, this thread died, so all pervs are americans :p

SJW
Apr 11th, 2005, 11:49 AM
dani i think you're gonna be my new best friend. i think you're the only one who matches me on the sex freak level :lol: when its a decent time over there we can bring this thread back to life :angel:

mandy7
Apr 11th, 2005, 12:11 PM
oh trust me, she out-freaks you :lol:

Darop.
Apr 11th, 2005, 12:30 PM
Finally, just what I need :drool:

:tape:

SJW
Apr 11th, 2005, 03:03 PM
oh trust me, she out-freaks you :lol:

we'll see soon enough, im sure :lol:

~{X}~
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:33 PM
Woot sorry, Slut came in last night, left and then got banged up and didn't return. :D

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 10:26 PM
Are we planning a Freakaton SJW?
We can raise money for our sexual adventures. If you pay for it, we'll go get a partner and do it wherever you tell us to. So long as you pay us. :lol: ;)

Nah... today the freakiness is subsided, cuz Dani's head hurts :sad:

mandy7
Apr 11th, 2005, 10:28 PM
Nah... today the freakiness is subsided, cuz Dani's head hurts :sad:

:smooch: :hug:

SJW
Apr 11th, 2005, 11:05 PM
Are we planning a Freakaton SJW?
We can raise money for our sexual adventures. If you pay for it, we'll go get a partner and do it wherever you tell us to. So long as you pay us. :lol: ;)

Nah... today the freakiness is subsided, cuz Dani's head hurts :sad:

why does your head hurt? :( been drinking too much? :angel:
but yea, i was getting real horny today, my friend was telling me about her dirty weekend :rolleyes:
we can have a freakaton...i don't mind. im sure te board wouldnt either :lol:

Bacardi
Apr 12th, 2005, 04:03 AM
Nope had a headache and like only 2 hours of sleep last night, so I'm really :yawn: today.... might turn in early.

My girlfriend is horny, but oddly enough I'm not....... :help: I think Dani with no sleep is a broken Dani :help:

AjdeNate!
Apr 12th, 2005, 04:04 AM
an un-horny dani??? :eek:

Bacardi
Apr 12th, 2005, 04:10 AM
an un-horny dani??? :eek:

Has to do with this morning, will send you a PM in a moment about it.

Dani needs some meth, or something to wake her ass up ;)

decemberlove
Apr 12th, 2005, 04:39 AM
i don't know how i missed this...

i hate people who like biting. it's played.

i love spanking. hard spanking with belts. :)

Bacardi
Apr 12th, 2005, 04:40 AM
Belts never have tried, except those lil like necktie type of belts. I have one of those leather stringy whips thou. :tape:

decemberlove
Apr 12th, 2005, 04:56 AM
Belts never have tried, except those lil like necktie type of belts. I have one of those leather stringy whips thou. :tape:

oh a flog? i have one of those too.

i still prefer an old leather belt thou. it's so hot. too bad most guys are too scared to use it on me the way i want it used on me. :sad: they are always afraid of hurting me.

decemberlove
Apr 12th, 2005, 04:59 AM
i just want someone to bring me to tears just once... no one has been able to do that yet.

SJW
Apr 12th, 2005, 08:06 AM
dlove? spanking? with belts? too freaky for my blood :tape:
i just like good sex. with either sex. biting can be fun but not on the CLIT LMAO. i recently got loads of hickies and they were a bitch to hide.

mandy7
Apr 12th, 2005, 09:07 AM
i just want someone to bring me to tears just once... no one has been able to do that yet.

why the hell would you want that? :shrug:

that's pretty much crossing the line, from pervy, to sick...
imo

Bacardi
Apr 12th, 2005, 07:43 PM
I'm horny today

SJW
Apr 12th, 2005, 07:50 PM
i thought you were all the time....:confused:

you're slipping ;)

decemberlove
Apr 12th, 2005, 08:11 PM
why the hell would you want that? :shrug:

that's pretty much crossing the line, from pervy, to sick...
imo

cos i like it. why else would i want it?

why is it sick? cos it's not ordinary foreplay you are used/exposed to?

people are so quick to judge something they know nothing about.

-Ph51-
Apr 12th, 2005, 08:46 PM
Where are Cari and Marco :confused: :devil:

Lachrymarum
Apr 12th, 2005, 09:01 PM
Sorry if this was discussed already (didn't read all the posts on this thread) but this is for the straight guys. Do you enjoy having your girlfriend stick her finger (you know where) while receiving a b/j?

:lol: Just curious!!!!!! :devil:

mandy7
Apr 12th, 2005, 10:11 PM
cos i like it. why else would i want it?

why is it sick? cos it's not ordinary foreplay you are used/exposed to?

people are so quick to judge something they know nothing about.

hey, i don't judge
whatever floats your boat is fine by me
only imo sex is fun
and tears don't mix well with fun if you ask me

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 02:54 AM
Can someone help Dani learn how to be a really excellent cheater? There's 2 women I really want/need. So start pitching me ideas.

And oh, Mandy... I forgot to tell you. Part of the foreplay I enjoy, has a lil something to do with the candle that's always beside my bed. That burning wax sensation is a major turn on with me. :devil:

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:04 AM
Where in the hell did my other perverts go??? :scratch:

AjdeNate!
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:06 AM
I'z here still Dani... just rueing my missed opportunity. :crying2:

SexyBoy called me and I missed it. :sad: And now he's sleeping and I can't call him back.

Got your PM... GIRL!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK??

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:18 AM
He called!? How did you miss it? :eek:

We're gonna get you all wired, with a phone that you take everywhere. Then you never miss a call from your NHL Hockey lookin stud again. ;)

I know, my phone rang like crazy tonight. I should have traded you. It would have been better had I missed the calls. I've got to find a way to juggle this or something thou. :shrug:

Got some Erin pics i'll post up here in a few :yeah:

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:18 AM
Mmm I could go for some nice Latin cock right now. Mmmmm :drool:

Ermm I mean whats up people!? :D :wavey:

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/Erin/Eundone.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/Erin/buttshot.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/Erin/vegas2004.jpg

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:34 AM
Mmm I could go for some nice Latin cock right now. Mmmmm :drool:

Ermm I mean whats up people!? :D :wavey:

I dunno where to find some Latin cock at the moment at, but I know where there are some Mexican Construction workers... interested in them?

I'm in a mess, that's what's up. 2 women + 1 Dani = :scared:

~Cherry*Blossom~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:37 AM
I'm in a mess, that's what's up. 2 women + 1 Dani = :scared:

2 Women + 1 Dani = 1 Satisfied Dani ;) :devil: :lol:

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:41 AM
Mexican construction workers. OH my lmao. No thanks, have enough around here. If one was hott, I would have sex with them while they were all nice and sweaty, working hard....mmmm mind is wandering again. lmao.

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:41 AM
2 Women + 1 Dani = 1 Satisfied Dani ;) :devil: :lol:

How I wish that was the case, but they both hate each other. And are jealous of the other one something awful. I'm just stuck, and must find creative ways to cheat. :tape:

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:43 AM
Remember Christian, this is a thread where one's mind should feel free to wonder.
But nope, not seen a hot consruction worker. There was a hot dude that drove UPS that will deliever my phone Friday probably. ;) Want me to hook you up with that? Big, tall, strong, dark and handsome. :hehehe:

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:44 AM
You know I love to have fun with some parcel delivery men haha. They deserve a nice gift for all the work they do. Sure bring him along! :D

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:44 AM
Nobody is tellin me what they think of the future Mrs Dani? :sobbing:

~Cherry*Blossom~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:44 AM
Why don't you do what I do

Break up with them and then have them both as your fuck buddies. Therefore you won't be cheating and they can't complain.

~Cherry*Blossom~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:45 AM
Unless you want to have a relationship with both, then I don't have a clue :o

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:45 AM
I think future Mrs. Dani is gorgeous and if she wasn't a lesbian I would play with her :D

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:46 AM
You know I love to have fun with some parcel delivery men haha. They deserve a nice gift for all the work they do. Sure bring him along! :D

I'll bring him, so long as he doesn't damage my new cell phone in transit. IF that happens, beat him up something kinky and awful for me ;)

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:49 AM
I want them both I guess, or I just want a way to reclaim my heart from the EX so I can surrender it to Erin... she deserves it more!

Oh trust me Christian, future Mrs Dani is one hott momma! :drool: I got lucky, but then again, I have to always find the hottest blonde lesbian in the tri-state area or I'm just not satisfied.

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:49 AM
Oh don't worry. I plan on making it, rough,raw,sweaty and just a plain old kinky sex session! :D Love it!

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:50 AM
She looks like a lot of fun. :D

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 06:19 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/Erin/Eundone.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/Erin/buttshot.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/Erin/vegas2004.jpg

Bumping this so it's on page 4... cuz she's hot enough to be on every page of this thread.

And yes Christian, please punish Mr Delievery Guy, cuz he should have my package here right away... if he doesn't, HIS PACKAGE is all your's :hehehe:

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 08:44 AM
And oh, Mandy... I forgot to tell you. Part of the foreplay I enjoy, has a lil something to do with the candle that's always beside my bed. That burning wax sensation is a major turn on with me. :devil:

o....kay :scared:

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 08:48 AM
Bumping this so it's on page 4... cuz she's hot enough to be on every page of this thread.

oh please, we all know that's just Olivia Wilde :o
http://gfx.filmweb.pl/p/159055/po.70853.jpg

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 09:08 AM
Remember Christian, this is a thread where one's mind should feel free to wonder.
But nope, not seen a hot consruction worker. There was a hot dude that drove UPS that will deliever my phone Friday probably. ;) Want me to hook you up with that? Big, tall, strong, dark and handsome. :hehehe:

no offence Christian...but back off
i'm claiming this one :p

*abby*
Apr 13th, 2005, 03:13 PM
girl is workin those low slung jeans!!!!!
btw dani how long after u shaved ur bits did it stop itchin?

SJW
Apr 13th, 2005, 03:16 PM
Dani just invite them for a threesome. hotness :devil:

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 04:40 PM
Keep shaving it and get desitin baby diaper rash shit. It's the only thing I know that helps. I still use it :yeah:

Lets see Dani once again didn't get any sleep, so watch Dani not at all be horny later. :scared:

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 13th, 2005, 04:50 PM
OMG...how could I miss this thread? :eek: BRB...gotta some catching up to do...:bolt:

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 04:53 PM
Start getting caught up Cam, I wondered where you were. :hug:

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:21 PM
omg, cam and dani... in one thread... about prevyness...

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!! :bolt:

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:25 PM
:o How are you Mandy just gonna come and steal my delivery man like that? That is not very nice. We can share him. And if that isn't even an option... then we will flip a coin haha. :D

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 05:34 PM
:o How are you Mandy just gonna come and steal my delivery man like that? That is not very nice. We can share him. And if that isn't even an option... then we will flip a coin haha. :D

how about we fight for him? :devil:

i know you're a guy, but i'm not scared of you :nerner:

SJW
Apr 13th, 2005, 06:04 PM
Cam was originally mine :angel:

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 06:57 PM
Alright we can fight lmao. And I'll be wearing a CUP just incase you try anything cheap!

creepy stalker
Apr 13th, 2005, 06:59 PM
:haha: :haha: i'm loving this already.

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 07:05 PM
Alright we can fight lmao. And I'll be wearing a CUP just incase you try anything cheap!

i can break someone's arm in 3 simple moves :devil:

SJW
Apr 13th, 2005, 07:19 PM
i come from the streets. i fight dirty and ghetto :armed:

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 07:28 PM
i grew up at a mixed bording school
the guys taught me all kinda evil stuff

but i'm not violent, so i only used them 3 times

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 07:32 PM
We'll see ;)

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 08:07 PM
Cam doesn't stand a chance at perviness compared to me :devil:

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 08:29 PM
Cam doesn't stand a chance at perviness compared to me :devil:

no one does, (well, maybe me ;))
now stop being so proud of that :p

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 08:33 PM
make me :nerner:

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 08:34 PM
bitch, i'm your pimp now, stop being so damn proud or i'll rent you out to some ugly dude!

SJW
Apr 13th, 2005, 08:37 PM
Cam is pretty high on the perve level
believe me :tape:

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 08:38 PM
haha, i have no doubts about that! :lol:

Bacardi
Apr 13th, 2005, 09:11 PM
Yeah, yet my PM said how badly you wanted my ass.. I hold the power over you :ras:

~{X}~
Apr 13th, 2005, 09:16 PM
Lmfao she is gonna rent you out to an ugly guy lmfao that was so funny.

mandy7
Apr 13th, 2005, 09:53 PM
haha, i'm going off line now :wavey:
we'll set a date for the fight tomorrow x-tian ;)

Jakeev
Apr 14th, 2005, 01:11 AM
Bumping this so it's on page 4... cuz she's hot enough to be on every page of this thread.

And yes Christian, please punish Mr Delievery Guy, cuz he should have my package here right away... if he doesn't, HIS PACKAGE is all your's :hehehe:

Uh what's up with the guy with those nails?:eek:

Cam'ron Giles
Apr 14th, 2005, 02:04 AM
Do you guys think it's disrespectul to give someone who is giving you oral a facial? I mean, the person gotta know you are about to bust off...He takes it in the face and then have the nerve to get mad after he bust...:rolleyes:

~{X}~
Apr 14th, 2005, 02:59 AM
Sure Mandy, I shall be waiting. ;)

Bacardi
Apr 14th, 2005, 06:51 AM
How much did you buy me for Christian?

mandy7
Apr 14th, 2005, 07:31 AM
he didn't buy you :p

but hey.. if you keep on trying to ruin my image
i might just have you go 'round all the freaks on the forum
for free
:nerner:

SJW
Apr 14th, 2005, 08:06 AM
Do you guys think it's disrespectul to give someone who is giving you oral a facial? I mean, the person gotta know you are about to bust off...He takes it in the face and then have the nerve to get mad after he bust...:rolleyes:

LMAO well i dont like to get myself into that position :scared: as soon as i feel he's about to blow, i get back :D

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 02:37 AM
UGH! Dani has a job interview tomorrow, Erin thinks I need to work more :rolleyes: So I'll be there around 9am which means I'm gonna wake up around 8am :yawn:

Like I can go there and look well rested....... NOT :lol:

Think I might head up to the ex's afterwards for a booty call :hehehe:

decemberlove
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:35 AM
Do you guys think it's disrespectul to give someone who is giving you oral a facial? I mean, the person gotta know you are about to bust off...He takes it in the face and then have the nerve to get mad after he bust...:rolleyes:

i ALWAYS swallow, so i've never had this problem. but if my boyfriend did it to me without a warning, i'd rub my face all on his. share the love, yknow? :devil:

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 06:59 AM
UGH! Dani has a job interview tomorrow, Erin thinks I need to work more :rolleyes: So I'll be there around 9am which means I'm gonna wake up around 8am :yawn:

Like I can go there and look well rested....... NOT :lol:

Think I might head up to the ex's afterwards for a booty call :hehehe:

you better not get a job that wears you out!
that's not good for my pimping business, bitch! :lol:

and about that booty call, read your contract!
those kinda things need to be discussed first! :ras:

SJW
Apr 15th, 2005, 01:45 PM
Think I might head up to the ex's afterwards for a booty call :hehehe:

dangerous ground hun...very dangerous ground

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:00 PM
I didn't go see her after the interview. I'm going over to Kentucky to shop and stuff with my friend that I've known since I was 5 :ras:

BTW, Meet the next Teller of SunTrust bank everybody..... Dani :woohoo:

How dangerous is it however for me to be working in the same banking unit as Erin?

AjdeNate!
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:06 PM
:wavey: Hey Dani and the rest of the skanks. :devil:

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:08 PM
It's Nate :p What's up? How's the Mr NHL Buff Hockey guy lookalike doin? :hehehe:

Did you read about how I have a job working in the same place as Erin starting Monday!?!

AjdeNate!
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:16 PM
Not much here, just feeling like crap. I think I'm allergic to the asbestos in my building here at work. lol I've sneezed like 104857284575 times since 8am when I got here. Other than that........ Mr Sexy Man sent me a quick but cute email yesterday saying that he wished I was painting his new house instead of him. I thought it was nice. Still nothing really 'going' on there or whatever. But we'll see.
I didn't see that, but how cool? A new meaning to the word 'lunch break'. :tape:
I've not forgotten about your PM and stuff and I'll get back to you... just been a bit hectic the past few days and whatnot.

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:22 PM
Allergic to work? Aww, what an excuse on why you dislike bein there. Nah... probabyl allergies, I have the same problem. That's why I take claratin and nosespray every morning. UGH.
Oh he'd like to have you painting his house, I bet you'd just like to be painting him. Hopefully soon something interesting will happen and you'll be in this Pervy thread gabbing it up. :devil:
Oh it will be a nice lunch break from now on, that's for sure. I think that's what she's most excited about... she'll get to have me around for lunch everyday. So I guess you can tell I'm still with her... not gone anywhere.
As for that PM, I'm still in the same mess. Ex not phoned, but a friend of hers called me on Wednesday to ask me what I thought/felt about her. I was having to talk secretly because Erin woulda got pissed :mad:... and I woulda been :scared:

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:25 PM
wow, working with the gf...
i didn't even last with guys who went to the same school as me :scared:

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:27 PM
It was her idea to get me the job. I honestly think she views it as a way to keep an eye on me since the EX is back since normally during the day I'm free. SO much for free days now, and I don't understand how if ever I'll get to cheat now. It complicates my master plan :banghead:

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:29 PM
ah well, i'd rather have you working with her than with the ex
rather have you working here actually..
things are getting boring
and the new guy.. not as hot when i'm sober :cuckoo:

AjdeNate!
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:30 PM
Dani... be a one-woman-woman. Erin's much more hotter. ;)
To hell with JoHo! :ras:

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:31 PM
So you admit the ex is still more of a threat to Mandy nailing Dani? :scratch:

Nah, it might be OK working with her... additional funds. She wants me to move out with her, can it seriously mean that the end of the Dani/Joho Era has begun?

New guy, what the fuck woman are you cheating on me already? I told you NO PENIS, NO DICK, NO COCK... and I meant it. Don't make me come kick his ass :boxing:

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:33 PM
So you admit the ex is still more of a threat to Mandy nailing Dani? :scratch:

Nah, it might be OK working with her... additional funds. She wants me to move out with her, can it seriously mean that the end of the Dani/Joho Era has begun?

New guy, what the fuck woman are you cheating on me already? I told you NO PENIS, NO DICK, NO COCK... and I meant it. Don't make me come kick his ass :boxing:

both of them aren't a threat...
if i wanted you, i would have had you already :nerner:

uhm.. i hope the end of that freaking era finally begins!

hahaha, i ain't doing him! lol

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:33 PM
I know Nate, and I'm trying. So far so good, I just get my heart put thru the blender whenever Joho calls me. Does that ever end? I've not been thru something like this with someone I cared so much about.

Oh and Dani done drugs on Wednesday night, like one fucking pill. Apparently it kicked my system in, my head no longer feels funky. But it's made me have leg cramps the past 2 days now which is like a sign of withdrawls. I don't get it I was clean for almost 6 weeks so WTF is the damn deal?

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:37 PM
both of them aren't a threat...
if i wanted you, i would have had you already :nerner:

uhm.. i hope the end of that freaking era finally begins!

hahaha, i ain't doing him! lol

Both of them are a threat, but one more so than the other. I've just been lucky enough that Joho and I seem to exist on different schedules now. So I don't have to worry about seeing her. It's been a month, cuz if phone calls kill me seeing her would surely be more difficult.

End of that era is kinda sad, it's leaving me asking 'Now what?' Cuz I can't help it that I don't feel nearly as much for Erin as I did for her... and I've tried and I'm still trying. But I wish someone would explain things to me. The only other person I loved before, he died... so I know i can't ever see him. And then Jess died as well, and I won't ever see her. But Joho is out in the real world, so what if I see her someday... even if its' a year down the road?

You aren't doing him... but you met him while drunk. I told you honey, next time you are drunk... let Dani take care of you. :kiss:

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:44 PM
You aren't doing him... but you met him while drunk. I told you honey, next time you are drunk... let Dani take care of you. :kiss:

both of them don't scare me..
cause i'm a better person :angel:
and you'll fall for that :p
+, i'm younger :D

anyways, sure, i'llcall ya next time when i'm drunk :scared:

AjdeNate!
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:46 PM
Well, just view that as a minor setback and don't do it again. :p
As far as JoHo..... well I know it's tough to be in that situation. I still harbor some feelings towards my asshole of an ex who was wrong for me... but it's life. We have to move on ya know? Plus, Erin's WAY hotter and a better influence on ya. :haha:

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:48 PM
Erin's a better influence on me? :lol:

AjdeNate!
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:49 PM
Yeah, she wants to make you an honest woman and be your wife, right? :p
Plus, I ain't planning no JoHo wedding! :armed: It's Erin, or you'll need another Wedding Planner! I'm not gonna go all J.Lo for JoHo.


:haha:

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:51 PM
hey, would you plan a wedding between Dani and me? :p

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:52 PM
She has full intentions of making sure I work my ass off, have more than what I already have, and am married to her by around the end of summer. Meanwhile I'm sitting around like :confused: wondering how all this shit seemed to happen over night.

Ok don't plan a JoHo wedding. Does it mean I can have an affair with JoHo after the marriage thou? Or how about this, my one last night of freedom... can I do JoHo one last time??? I've not had sex with her in 6 weeks... SIX WEEKS. You have no idea how bad I'd like to have it one last time and know it was going to be the last time ever.

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 03:59 PM
sounds like you're not just my bitch :lol: :tape:

Bacardi
Apr 15th, 2005, 04:00 PM
No get it right, you're MY BITCH :p

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 04:01 PM
i'm nobody's bitch, i just have bitches
and you're lucky to be one of them

AjdeNate!
Apr 15th, 2005, 04:03 PM
You're both MY bitches. :p :haha:

Dani - we'll have to see about one last JoHo fling... I thought I had to keep her out of town/away from you on the eve of the wedding? :p
Tell Erin that I'm all about her and doing my best to keep JoHo off you. That way she'll trust you more in the daytime since I can keep a watchful eye on ya.

:haha:

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 04:04 PM
You're both MY bitches. :p :haha:
you don't even know me! :p

i asked you something by the way...
you haven't answered..
rude much? :p
or just american? :unsure: :bolt:

AjdeNate!
Apr 15th, 2005, 04:06 PM
hey, would you plan a wedding between Dani and me? :p
of course! any friend of Silly (i miss him and got an email from him, btw... he's good and stuff) deserves a proper wedding!!!

AjdeNate!
Apr 15th, 2005, 04:08 PM
you don't even know me! :p

i asked you something by the way...
you haven't answered..
rude much? :p
or just american? :unsure: :bolt:
:nerner:

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 04:09 PM
of course! any friend of Silly (i miss him and got an email from him, btw... he's good and stuff) deserves a proper wedding!!!

haha, cool...
i wonder when he'll be in town again :scratch:

SJW
Apr 15th, 2005, 04:54 PM
Dani i wouldn't suggest working with your girl...i find spending excessive time together is a cause for trouble :lol:

however, maybe thats less trouble than working "it" with your ex. ;) regardless of how much i like making booty calls :o

mandy7
Apr 15th, 2005, 11:41 PM
g'night all my pervy friends
i'm going to bed, alone :angel:

Bacardi
Apr 16th, 2005, 05:45 AM
I CHEATED :bolt:

SJW
Apr 16th, 2005, 07:22 AM
:eek:

with your ex? you're such a bad girl dani, i knew something like that would happen :devil:

mandy7
Apr 16th, 2005, 08:53 AM
:eek: you did what?!?! :explode:
get professional help you weirdo!

Bacardi
Apr 16th, 2005, 05:31 PM
I cheated on Erin with Joho. Like once, sex and then a shower. Nothing major. And get this, Joho is CLEAN :scared: So none of that business went down.

¤CharlDa¤
Apr 16th, 2005, 06:25 PM
tsss tsss...Bad Bacardi Bad...Someone deserves a spanking ;) *and that someone is me :angel: ;)*

S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Apr 16th, 2005, 07:43 PM
Sexpert Dani! sleeping rape is pervert... yes but neva download porn at emule! its worse...

Bacardi
Apr 16th, 2005, 07:45 PM
Someone feels guilty as sin for what they done today thou :awww:
I sorta think the Dani/Joho spark has vanished into thin air.

¤CharlDa¤
Apr 17th, 2005, 04:40 AM
Well fomr what i heard of that relationship, i kinda thing it is a good thing that spraked vanished..But who am I to jjudge ;)

SM
Apr 17th, 2005, 04:57 AM
i ALWAYS swallow, so i've never had this problem. but if my boyfriend did it to me without a warning, i'd rub my face all on his. share the love, yknow? :devil:
fuck yeah! i hear ya....:worship:

mandy7
Apr 17th, 2005, 10:40 AM
Someone feels guilty as sin for what they done today thou :awww:
I sorta think the Dani/Joho spark has vanished into thin air.

feeling guilty for cheating on me? :p

haha, i've got this totally weirdo crush at the moment
(no dani, not on you :D)
like i'm 16 all over agian or something :lol:

Bacardi
Apr 18th, 2005, 04:26 AM
WTF,I know this board is full of perverts..... QUIT RUINING MY THREAD MANDY... you're my bitch and you are pervy with me baby!

Where are my pervs at?

mandy7
Apr 18th, 2005, 07:32 AM
i'm not pervy with you :lol:
i just stopped freaking out over everything you say :lol:

i will keep on ruining this thread with my innocence :devil: :angel:

Bacardi
Apr 27th, 2005, 03:29 AM
Time to bump this bitch up! :bounce:

SM
Apr 27th, 2005, 07:33 AM
and the new guy.. not as hot when i'm sober :cuckoo:
tell me about it. i always go for ppl below my standards when im drunk and then if i see them out again (and im sober) i start to question whether it was worth drinking in the first place :tape:

but i cant go out and have fun unless i have a drink in one hand for most of the night, its just me :cool:

so how are you skanky hoes going?? this thread is a hoe down :)

mandy7
Apr 27th, 2005, 07:46 AM
dammit! i thougt i killed this thread with my innocence :devil: :lol:

anyways, me is good, how is you?

*abby*
Apr 27th, 2005, 07:55 AM
dani :D
where/how have u been???

SM
Apr 27th, 2005, 12:47 PM
dani i enjoyed the msn convo the other day. ur a darling ;)

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 02:39 PM
:banana: How's my pervies doing?

SJW
Apr 27th, 2005, 03:59 PM
im alright sexy boi, how you doing? :lick::p

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 04:03 PM
^ biggest perve evah. :p

I'm good, just unperving a bit. lol
Nah, I'm good just working and being boring here. How's stuff and things with you? Still keepin it crunk in ATL? (Yeah, that doesn't even sound right when I say it).

SJW
Apr 27th, 2005, 04:12 PM
awwwww you work a lot are you tired? :hug:

im not in ATL right now. not until the summer baby :p

im not horny right now :( will be in a couple of days though :D got any fine men to report about?

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 04:18 PM
I'm just ready to sleep in a be a lazy ass for a minute or two... but I'm doing really well actually. Just wish I didn't have one of the classes I'm taking. It's too hard. Let's see hot boys....... Hmmmm, really just the Lieutenant on today. I've had a sick infatuation on him for the whole 10 years I've worked here. :hearts: Such an arrogant ass, but I'd work him like he'd never know. :tape: So damn fine. He makes me feel like a little school girl deep down inside. :haha: Ok, not quite like that - but I'd tear him up for sure. Other than that, most everyone here is cranky and in a funk, so it makes them less cute. :p

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:02 PM
Why am I not suprised to see Natahn in this thread? :haha:

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:03 PM
OK I thought this board needed this, it's a thread for all us Perverts to gather round and discuss, partake in, and anything else related to sexual activity.
No hold barred ADULT conversation, so young ones hide your innocent lil eyes, or be prepared to learn something.

You wanted it, you asked for it.... lets make this baby a CHAT THREAD :woohoo::worship: :worship: Thank U O Queen Of Pervy Ones! :worship: :worship:

tennisIlove09
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:04 PM
im off sex. i hate men

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:05 PM
OK I thought this board needed this, it's a thread for all us Perverts to gather round and discuss, partake in, and anything else related to sexual activity.
No hold barred ADULT conversation, so young ones hide your innocent lil eyes, or be prepared to learn something.

You wanted it, you asked for it.... lets make this baby a CHAT THREAD :woohoo:BTW, I love your avatar! It looks like you after a night of lovin! :devil:

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:08 PM
im off sex. i hate men
:ras: That's MY line, thanks. lol

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:09 PM
Why am I not suprised to see Natahn in this thread? :haha:
I'm a reformed perve. I'm like saintly now, I promise. I've been well behaved for awhile.

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:10 PM
I'm a reformed perve. I'm like saintly now, I promise. I've been well behaved for awhile.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:11 PM
:ras: That's MY line, thanks. lol

**cough*LyingBiatch*cough**

tennisIlove09
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:13 PM
:ras: That's MY line, thanks. lol

Copyright it and I'll pay you dues :p :haha:

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:15 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:armed: Them's fighting eyes.

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:15 PM
Copyright it and I'll pay you dues :p :haha:
Sounds good! I have a feeling I'll be getting more mileage out of it the you. ;)

tennisIlove09
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:18 PM
Sounds good! I have a feeling I'll be getting more mileage out of it the you. ;)

What makes you think that? lol

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:21 PM
What makes you think that? lol
The whole 'rocking' thing.
You do moreso than I. Remember? ;)

tennisIlove09
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:24 PM
"rocking"? I feel confused. lol

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:27 PM
"rocking"? I feel confused. lolThats a switch! Normally guys who talk to Nathan feel used, abused and cheap! :haha:

mandy7
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:28 PM
why am i not surprised to find Barrie here :scratch:

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:30 PM
why am i not surprised to find Barrie here :scratch: Because I am Barrie, King of the PervertBoys! :ras:

mandy7
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:32 PM
yeah!! that's why!! :D

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:38 PM
yeah!! that's why!! :D:haha:

mandy7
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:46 PM
so, how is you? you perv

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:49 PM
How do you think I am? uhmmmmmmmmm, does "horny" apply here?

mandy7
Apr 27th, 2005, 06:52 PM
can't you just say 'fine' ? like normal people do! :p

AjdeNate!
Apr 27th, 2005, 07:01 PM
"rocking"? I feel confused. lol
I ROCK! there I said it. ;) *bringbackanything?* lol

Barrie_Dude
Apr 27th, 2005, 08:18 PM
can't you just say 'fine' ? like normal people do! :p Why should I be boring like normal peeps? :shrug: Normal is a highly overated (and very boring ) trait among the human species! I prefer being me! ;)

Barrie_Dude
Apr 28th, 2005, 04:40 PM
Bump

mandy7
Apr 28th, 2005, 04:47 PM
stop bumping barrie
you're not even getting any, so you've got nothing to share on this thread :p

Barrie_Dude
Apr 28th, 2005, 04:48 PM
stop bumping barrie
you're not even getting any, so you've got nothing to share on this thread :pDon't be so sure!;)

mandy7
Apr 28th, 2005, 04:49 PM
don't be so funny! :p

Barrie_Dude
Apr 28th, 2005, 04:51 PM
You want funny, you should see me naked! :haha:

mandy7
Apr 28th, 2005, 04:53 PM
that's not even funny, that's just disgusting
i don't have a fossil fetish

Barrie_Dude
Apr 28th, 2005, 04:58 PM
Thats not what I hear!

mandy7
Apr 28th, 2005, 05:07 PM
at your age you can't trust what you think you hear

Barrie_Dude
Apr 28th, 2005, 06:06 PM
Yeah, you are correct! You may not be the sweet, caring, beautiful Goddess that I hear about!

Bacardi
Apr 28th, 2005, 06:11 PM
I'm a saint now too :angel:

Guess who has today off :dance:

mandy7
Apr 28th, 2005, 08:39 PM
uhm..... you? :D

Barrie_Dude
Apr 28th, 2005, 08:47 PM
I'm a saint now too :angel:

Guess who has today off :dance:Saint Frankenslut? :shrug:

mandy7
Apr 29th, 2005, 07:33 AM
Yeah, you are correct! You may not be the sweet, caring, beautiful Goddess that I hear about!

haha, okay, if that's what you heard, you heard the truth :p

Barrie_Dude
Apr 29th, 2005, 05:07 PM
haha, okay, if that's what you heard, you heard the truth :pBut at my age, I can't trust what I hear! :ras:

mandy7
Apr 29th, 2005, 05:43 PM
true, so that's why i'm letting you read this, instead of letting you hear it :)
i really am sweet :angel:

Barrie_Dude
Apr 29th, 2005, 05:46 PM
true, so that's why i'm letting you read this, instead of letting you hear it :)
i really am sweet :angel: What? Did I hear you admit that you are evil?