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AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 01:48 AM
To just fucking punch someone in the face?
I mean, just when they're BEING SO FUCKING IGNORANT, don't they kinda just deserve it?

I don't typical have anger issues, but when you're this fucking STUPID - sometimes you just need to be hit.

Martian Willow
Apr 11th, 2005, 01:50 AM
You could just put Denise on ignore.

JenFan75
Apr 11th, 2005, 03:02 AM
You could just put Denise on ignore.


:lol:

selking
Apr 11th, 2005, 03:45 AM
You could just put Denise on ignore.

Now that was good

bw2082
Apr 11th, 2005, 03:53 AM
You could just put Denise on ignore.

:o :tape: :haha:

ceiling_fan
Apr 11th, 2005, 03:57 AM
i have that, sometimes at uni, i want 2 chuck pens/pencils at people's faces, and smash a cake into people's faces... its just my inner urge lol

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 03:59 AM
To just fucking punch someone in the face?
I mean, just when they're BEING SO FUCKING IGNORANT, don't they kinda just deserve it?

I don't typical have anger issues, but when you're this fucking STUPID - sometimes you just need to be hit.

I feel that way often, too many stupid people to deal with anymore. No wonder we're all on so much medication.

I'd like to punch my ex, and sometimes it gets worse... I'd like to shoot her.

Sometimes I think about hookin up with her for one last round, and injuring her sexually. :tape:

ceiling_fan
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:00 AM
Sometimes I think about hookin up with her for one last round, and injuring her sexually. :tape:

r u for real? :rolleyes:

-Kieron-
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:01 AM
All the time, lol :)

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:03 AM
r u for real? :rolleyes:

No, but the thought has entered my mind. I wouldn't do it thou. She's had so much dick here lately, I'd be afraid of who's slopping seconds I'd be getting :scared:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:05 AM
Dani :haha:

*dead

Thanks lady for the big laugh, I needed that one!!!! OMG, I'm just chuckling over here. I can just imagine you and JoHo in some Lesbian Death Leg Lock From Hell. :haha:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:10 AM
Dani :haha:

*dead

Thanks lady for the big laugh, I needed that one!!!! OMG, I'm just chuckling over here. I can just imagine you and JoHo in some Lesbian Death Leg Lock From Hell. :haha:

Actually she'd break my neck with her legs after I bit her clit off :tape:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:18 AM
Actually she'd break my neck with her legs after I bit her clit off :tape:
:spit: eewwwwww!!! girl parts!!! ewwwwww!!

Wigglytuff
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:18 AM
wow dani!!!

sounds like you have to ex from hell.

i dont feel like punching people, but i do feel like doing things that are f'ed up but not illegal.

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:21 AM
Oh Jiggly, honeybunch she was and is the EX FROM HELL. Straight from the right hand of the Devil himself. Pretty, and all that good stuff they warn you about. I thought she might scare me away from women forever...... but she didn't :kiss:

I'm just waiting for the drama to begin with the new chick.. I'm guessing it might begin anyday now.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/Erin/erinofficq.jpg

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:27 AM
:hearts: Erin :hearts:
That's my type o'lesbian!!!

:lick:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:28 AM
:hearts: Erin :hearts:
That's my type o'lesbian!!!

:lick:

Mine as well, why are they always blonde thou?
If something goes wrong with this blonde babe, do I need to seek therapy and change my type?
I like how that shirts so tight it's kinda see thru. :lick:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:33 AM
Mine as well, why are they always blonde thou?
If something goes wrong with this blonde babe, do I need to seek therapy and change my type?
I like how that shirts so tight it's kinda see thru. :lick:
Dammmmmmmn Dani!!! She's fucking hot!!!
I dunno... if that's your style, you'd better stick to it. With hot girls, you have to have some drama. ;)

PaulieM
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:39 AM
i have the urge to smack stupid people all the time. :(

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:40 AM
Dammmmmmmn Dani!!! She's fucking hot!!!
I dunno... if that's your style, you'd better stick to it. With hot girls, you have to have some drama. ;)

She actually seems less drama like. Before me she hadn't had sex with anyone in like 14 months. She's not had penis in 7 years. And she claims to be looking for a wifey. I'll be Mrs Erin anytime she wants to make it official. :worship:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:53 AM
She actually seems less drama like. Before me she hadn't had sex with anyone in like 14 months. She's not had penis in 7 years. And she claims to be looking for a wifey. I'll be Mrs Erin anytime she wants to make it official. :worship:
Awwwwwwwww, that's so sweet. I'm still planning the wedding right? ;)
7 years for her with no dick? That's impressive. I thought I was off the dick for a bit... she got me beat even. But now since I got some, I'm like "MORE!!!!!".
My old ways are dying to come back. :devil:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:56 AM
Awwwwwwwww, that's so sweet. I'm still planning the wedding right? ;)
7 years for her with no dick? That's impressive. I thought I was off the dick for a bit... she got me beat even. But now since I got some, I'm like "MORE!!!!!".
My old ways are dying to come back. :devil:

Yes plan the wedding, we want it on a beach somewhere. So we can not wear shoes, we have this thing about hating shoes. It's flip flops or nothin baby!
Yeah 7 years, no penis. Because she's only had 2 to try and figure out if she liked it. And it does nothing for her. Born lezzer, that's what she is. And before Joho had seen her, she was telling everyone I was probably with some butch. Then I went and showed her off. Now someone told her that I was dating an A&F model and it's fucking hilarious. *note she's not an A&F Model, but she damn well should be*

Bring out the old Nate, let him play :woohoo:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 04:59 AM
The old Nate is like looking for the next fix already. I was a bad little gayboy in my former years. :devil: So, well see if I can mix some of that with some good. lol

Beach, hot, warm, no shoes, open sex pit with all kinda of hot womens doing each other - oh, that'll be at the reception. the wedding will be a classy, and shoeless, affair. lol
as long as i can bring me a man(men) and will Silly be best man/best lesbian #1's personal attendant? lol

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:05 AM
:haha: I can sorta picture you being a naughty lil gay boy. Bring him back, Evil Lezzer Dani needs her equal on the mens side of things!

Sex pit, oh damn. I can imagine the reception will probably be the Bride and Bride must preform certain things for the wedding party's attendants. :p
Erin looks good in white too, she wore white today. If I keep thinkin about it, I'm gonna :explode:
Just leave the Bitchface Ex off the list of guests, she's not allowed. She'd go all redneck and try to kick one Bride's ass. *Which is what she's tellin everyone she's gonna do when she decides it's time to reclaim whats hers*
Silly is my personal assistant. You want the job of takin care of Erin, makin sure she's on time and all. I think the hardest job for the 2 of you, is keeping us apart the day/nite before the wedding.

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:15 AM
me and Erin would party with some big tittied ladies the night before... but I'd make sure she only looked and didn't touch. ;)
i can keep a lezzer in line,i promise. i've had a lot of practice.

i dunno if i can be as scandalous as you are.... but i used to be.
i'd like for something more in the middle, or a lot with one person would be fine too. i'm beyond my skank days. i need me a good man now. ;)

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:22 AM
me and Erin would party with some big tittied ladies the night before... but I'd make sure she only looked and didn't touch. ;)
i can keep a lezzer in line,i promise. i've had a lot of practice.

i dunno if i can be as scandalous as you are.... but i used to be.
i'd like for something more in the middle, or a lot with one person would be fine too. i'm beyond my skank days. i need me a good man now. ;)

:lol: I went to a titty bar with her last year, and she paid for me to get a lapdance so she could watch. ;)
Keep her in line, althou I don't see her ever straying.

You can try to be as bad as me, hang around me long enough... Unless Erin's all about settling me down, and maybe you'll pick up the bad habits I'm losing. I too gave up the skanks (JoHo) for a good woman (Erin)... Dani wants to get married soon. :)

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:29 AM
Awwwwwww, you're so sweet with this new GOOD influence in your life. Maybe I'll head to VA and learn all your bad habits before you lose them all. lol

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:44 AM
Awwwwwww, you're so sweet with this new GOOD influence in your life. Maybe I'll head to VA and learn all your bad habits before you lose them all. lol

Give her enough time, all Bad Dani will be gone, except for Bad Dani Between the Sheets. Nah she's a nice girl, kinky but nice.. totally committed too. I don't have to worry about where she's really at when she says she's gone to work unlike somebody.
You better learn the bad habits I have left, before they go..... give her enough time and they'll leave. She's shooting for a late summer marriage.
But I actually had a Holy Union with the Drugwhore, but I think that's gone... I mean look at what she done to me. She wasn't ever serious.

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:48 AM
last summer, like 2005? :eek: damn a girl is serious about tieing you down!! i'd better get planning for real! and seriously, when this shin-dig goes down, i'd better be involved. :mad: or else :armed: i ain't afraid to get rough with a leszer. ;)

i have my habits still, they're just unrefined and not as sharp as they once were. lol

F-R-E-A-K
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:49 AM
Ummm generally no :p .. BUT ....Sometimes my older sister ... She can be a real fuckwit sometimes :) :tape: B!tch! :lol:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:53 AM
last summer, like 2005? :eek: damn a girl is serious about tieing you down!! i'd better get planning for real! and seriously, when this shin-dig goes down, i'd better be involved. :mad: or else :armed: i ain't afraid to get rough with a leszer. ;)

i have my habits still, they're just unrefined and not as sharp as they once were. lol

I'll inform her when I go to bed later we have a real wedding planner. ;) She said she's going to scope out places whenever we go to Myrtle Beach to see LTJ, LMP, and S41. :D
You'll be involved, we'll have to work on getting Silly over here. ;)
Oh she's serious about it, she said she's an adult, and I'm an adult, and we should be together for the rest of our lives. She's lookin for someone to grow old with, I want that too... before I do something stupid and kill myself in this youth drugs shit. But I am clean, 5 weeks now :woohoo:

Bring out the old habits, and turn on the charm... I know you can :D

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 05:59 AM
Firstly congrats on 5 weeks - Me is very proud of you Sexpert.
And while your in SC, you should ask LMP to sing at your wedding. ;) That'd be HOT!!!
And I swear, if it's a real southern lezzer wedding, I'm soooooooooooooo there!! Can I kiss the bride? :haha:

We'll see in the next few days if I'm back to 'me' or if LV was just a 'thing'. :devil:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:20 AM
Five weeks wasn't that hard either. It's odd, I think I only wanted it cuz JoHo crammed it in front of my face all the time.
Oh I'll ask her, doubt she will... unless I win the lotto. Althou we'd have to invite her to my pre-wedding Party... she's gotta be cool as fuck to chill with!
Southern Beach Front Lezzer Wedding with Style! And which bride are you after a kiss from? ;)

I hope it's not just a faze, Bad Nate needs to stick around so he can get Bad Dani's evil habits to take over the world!

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:25 AM
I hope it's medium-bad Nate coming on. I can't be as bad as I used to be. I'm too old for those tricks and games. lol I just need to not be a librarian and boring. ;)
And, I wanna :smooch: from BOTH brides!! I know a good photog who'll take your wedding shots. Prolly free too. You got the hookup with me planning this Dani. lol

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:43 AM
Medium Based Bad Nate :lol: Yeah true, you might not wanna relive your wild youth, I know I don't want to. I might break something! The things we've probably both done back in the day :scared:
Ok you can kiss the brides. And the pictures, just don't think you are the wedding nite photographer :p
Plan it, and I want a chocolate cake or at least one layer being chocolate :lick:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:46 AM
chocolate/chocolate fudge with white icing ? :p
and i don't wanna be the wedding night videographer.... i can't stand (()) let alone 2 (()) bumping. :scared: lol

yeah, i wanna be bad, just with one guy. lol
something i'm not really successful with is keeping myself to one. :tape:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 06:59 AM
yes chocolate chocolate with white fudge icing :lick: And two chicks on top of the cake :p
HAHA YAY!!! We'll have to get a tripod and a camera for the wedding night. Cuz I'll be busy and so will she, two (()) bumping like there's no tomorrow. And whats worse, it will be even more serious if it's happening after you and Silly had the mission of keeping us apart the nite before! :eek:

Oh you'll keep yourself to just one, when you find the right one.
You just have to have a nice guy thats pervy when it counts. Like I had to find a nice girl that's pervy when it matters.

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:00 AM
Wedding night.... :scared:

Yeah I want a nice guy who looks hot in a suit (as he does ;) ) who gets buckwild when not in the suit. :devil:

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:06 AM
Wedding night :woohoo: LIke we'd ever leave the room, except to get it on the elevator. We'd get it on in the limo on the way to the reception party too :devil:

You just want him in a suit so you can peel off those clothing layer by layer :p Maybe use the necktie for something kinky. :tape: I wanna hear if this goes buck-ass-wild!

I love Erin's work clothes, NICE! Compared to the waitress' :ras:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:09 AM
Yeah, I love to meet my man at the door and undo his tie and suit coat.... and peel back the layers one by man..... :lick: Shit, don't get me dreaming about Mister Not Yet already. lol
Limo sexing? Been there once, that's kinda hot. I just wonder if the smoked glass separator was really working... cuz driver was kinda weaving as if he wasn't watching the road. lol

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:15 AM
See, its payback for telling me she was in there naked in bed watching porn :p
Now you are daydreaming about having your man come home from work. :devil:
Limo sex, just neither you or Silly are allowed to drive. :lol:

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:22 AM
i have more photos than what i shared, and i mighta just looked at them :angel:
he's just very intriguing to me. except he's a bit of a thrill seeker, he skydives. like a lot. i dunno if i'm down for that shit. there's no reason to jump out of a perfectly good plane. unless there's some hot sexing first..... :tape:

and yeah, if i was driving, my eyes would be on the road for sure. i aint taking no chances in seeing (()) :lick: (()) going on. lol

Bacardi
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:24 AM
:haha:
You and those pics, stop lookin at the pervy ones :p

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:25 AM
nothing toooooo pervy. just his tattoo. :hehehe: it's really big, covers his whole back... well you can see some stuff going on in the photo that isn't intended to be seen i don't think. :p

Beefy
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:27 AM
To just fucking punch someone in the face?
I mean, just when they're BEING SO FUCKING IGNORANT, don't they kinda just deserve it?

I don't typical have anger issues, but when you're this fucking STUPID - sometimes you just need to be hit.

If I'm in a shit mood, yes. If I'm not, then I just fell like telling them to fuck off. But if they're really ignorant and I'm in an alright mood, I still probably feel like punching them

mandy7
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:30 AM
To just fucking punch someone in the face?
I mean, just when they're BEING SO FUCKING IGNORANT, don't they kinda just deserve it?

I don't typical have anger issues, but when you're this fucking STUPID - sometimes you just need to be hit.
the urge? lots of times
but i don't do it..
i'm scared i'll break a nail :p

AjdeNate!
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:32 AM
the urge? lots of times
but i don't do it..
i'm scared i'll break a nail :p
:haha:

me either, i'm very non-violent. but sometimes ppl need it i think.

mandy7
Apr 11th, 2005, 07:43 AM
:haha:

me either, i'm very non-violent. but sometimes ppl need it i think.

i'm the same
some ppl on this board think i'm aggressive
but i'm absolutely not :lol:

only got into 3 fights in 21 years :D

pav
Apr 11th, 2005, 11:02 AM
You could just put Denise on ignore.

just noticed this, that was a beauty! :lol: buggers quite regular want to have a swing at Me but practice makes Me better! the odd one gets through, if they get You on the deck steel capped boots in the balls area put You off sex for a while!the bastards:fiery: :mad:

CooCooCachoo
Apr 11th, 2005, 11:06 AM
Sometimes. And I am quoted to be a pacifist too.

:lol:

AjdeNate!
Mar 12th, 2006, 03:18 AM
I've decided I do have anger issues.

Ryan
Mar 12th, 2006, 03:29 AM
I've decided I do have anger issues.


Did you punch someone? :D


I nearly did yesterday on my way home from school, this fucking old homeless guy sitting next to me kept giving me the shifty eyes and looking at my iPod like he wanted to sell it for some cigs. :fiery:

AjdeNate!
Mar 12th, 2006, 03:40 AM
not today i didn't. but i'm ready to.
im so pissed off at everything.

Ryan
Mar 12th, 2006, 03:43 AM
If you're pissed off at everything wouldn't it be a good time for some alcohol and/or some sex? Unless it's the sex or lack of sex causing the anger. Then you should go to the gym, or have spiteful revenge sex.

AjdeNate!
Mar 12th, 2006, 03:49 AM
i don't drink and i don't have sex. i'd rather just beat someone to a pulp.

Ryan
Mar 12th, 2006, 03:50 AM
:tape: Exciting lifestyle. The gym would be the closest thing to hurting someone without actually doing it, but if you're really pissed I'd say go for the real thing.

¤CharlDa¤
Mar 12th, 2006, 03:55 AM
That urge is actually necessary to a healthy living i think!

AjdeNate!
Mar 12th, 2006, 03:56 AM
:tape: Exciting lifestyle. Exactly.

Barrie_Dude
Mar 12th, 2006, 04:03 AM
To just fucking punch someone in the face?
I mean, just when they're BEING SO FUCKING IGNORANT, don't they kinda just deserve it?

I don't typical have anger issues, but when you're this fucking STUPID - sometimes you just need to be hit.Uhmmmmmm, u mean like a couple Of Ashleys friends that are stupid, ignorant, self centered, useless, fat, ugly, troll bitches?:fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: ..............No, of course not Natey!:angel: