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timray
Apr 7th, 2005, 05:09 PM
4 Friends at a party.
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use
the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy.
He started working at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to
climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company.
He became so rich that he gave his best friend
a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My
son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school
to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the company,where he owns the majority of its assets.
He's so rich that he gave his best friend
a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My
son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday:
A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just
as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the
pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes
a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a
disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed.
He's my son and I love him. And he's lucky, too.
His birthday just passed and the other day he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand
new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three
boyfriends."

Taz Warrior
Apr 7th, 2005, 06:34 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

alexusjonesfan
Apr 7th, 2005, 06:35 PM
I wish I had a 30,000 ft. mansion to give away to my stripper boyfriend :sad:

twight6
Apr 7th, 2005, 07:08 PM
:lol: :haha:

jogoss_78
Apr 7th, 2005, 08:06 PM
:lol: :lol: :worship: :worship:

JenFan75
Apr 7th, 2005, 08:13 PM
Xd

PointBlank
Apr 7th, 2005, 08:21 PM
:rolls:

CanadianBoy21
Apr 7th, 2005, 08:26 PM
haha, that is hilarious!
:lol:

¤CharlDa¤
Apr 7th, 2005, 10:21 PM
Great one!

beauty_is_pink
Apr 7th, 2005, 10:24 PM
I heard this one before and it's always sooo funni hearing it again :haha:

Allez-H
Apr 7th, 2005, 10:41 PM
OMG :rolls: :haha: :haha: :lol: :rolls:

ceiling_fan
Apr 8th, 2005, 06:44 AM
:haha:

ginger_fish668
Apr 8th, 2005, 07:47 AM
:lol:

Thnax for bring a smile to my face!

ozfan44
Apr 8th, 2005, 10:03 AM
i wish was me :haha: