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Cris Senior
Apr 7th, 2005, 08:16 AM
Among the upcoming Russian female players, who will be the favorites of those witty humorous American journalists? We propose the following ones from the WTA data base,present rank in parentheses:
1-Ekaterina Bych-kova(145),2-Guinara Fatta-khetdikova(272],3-Irina Buly-kina(274),4-Galina Fok-ina(345),5-Maria Babi-ch(893,6-Natalia Perv-itskasYa(923),7-Nina Brat-chikova and guaranteed to break all ace and service records,from Kyrgyzstan,8-Orsana Kalashnikov(222).
Finally,skating champion Irina Slut-skaya's little sister,12 yr old Olga,just entered Junior competition in Moscow at the Spartak Club.
Feel free to suggest additions.
Cris Senior

Chunchun
Apr 7th, 2005, 09:29 AM
the sister of Max Afinogenov! :rocker:

is she called Maria?? :scratch:

Cris Senior
Apr 7th, 2005, 10:30 AM
The point is why her Russian name would be amusing to American journalist!

CooCooCachoo
Apr 7th, 2005, 10:59 AM
:lol:

miranda_lou
Apr 7th, 2005, 10:09 PM
Unless these girls are beautiful and very tall with long legs and long blond hair and can speak english like a Valley Girl, no American journalist will bother to notice her or her name.:lol: :lol: :tape: :tape:

Libertango
Apr 7th, 2005, 10:41 PM
Irina Slutskaya's sister is a tennis player?!?! Cool!! :cool: :yeah:

uNIVERSEmAN
Apr 7th, 2005, 10:48 PM
Unless these girls are beautiful and very tall with long legs and long blond hair and can speak english like a Valley Girl, no American journalist will bother to notice her or her name.:lol: :lol: :tape: :tape:

hmm, let's see Lindsey has 3/5, Venis 3/5, Sarina 2/5, Caripati 0/5 (not sure it's english she speaks).

These girls are doing ok.

the jamierbelyea
Apr 7th, 2005, 11:02 PM
hmm, let's see Lindsey has 3/5, Venis 3/5, Sarina 2/5, Caripati 0/5 (not sure it's english she speaks).

These girls are doing ok.

He was talking about Russians, not Americans..

Cris Senior
Apr 7th, 2005, 11:49 PM
Jesus,what's wrong with IQ's these days? The point is that these Russian players are bound to be noticed by those English speaking journalists who like to make fun of foreign names,especially Russian names.You can imagine them making announcements such as:"Tomorrow we'll see the Bych against the Brat,followed by the Slut against the Fatta,the we have The Perv vs the Babi.etc or "Yesterday Orsana Kalishnikov rifled 35 aces..honoring her family name!!