Breaking News: Humour found dead, horribly mutilated on April 1st

FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS

GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.

Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.

But Pratt still lives!

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::aparty:

FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS

GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.

Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.





:worship: :worship: :worship: Great post.

FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS

GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.

Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.



Nice V-cash total, Viggen.





(That's supposed to be humorous!)


:wavey:

:lol: You are so right viggen, I love this site, but the lack of humour (because its stamped out by trolls of all colours and sizes) has always bothered me...... :lol:

:lol: You are so right viggen, I love this site, but the lack of humour (because its stamped out by trolls of all colours and sizes) has always bothered me...... :lol:
What's the matter fifi, not the top troll anymore? ;)

But Pratt still lives!

Yes, GO NICOLETTA PRATTY! :drool: Show that ass off :dance:

:lol:

Yes, GO NICOLETTA PRATTY! :drool: Show that ass off :dance:

Pratt+Humour=http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/fart.gif

RIP humour :sad:.

:drive:

:hearts: viggen :hearts:

:)

The problem is that whenever someone tries to produce something
"funny" at GM, especially when created by a poster who was never
witty in the first place.

The best stuff is the totally unintentionally funny threads!

What's the matter fifi, not the top troll anymore? ;)

In your dreams!

Oh hang on, I withdraw that thought ............. ;)

:)

The problem is that whenever someone tries to produce something
"funny" at GM, especially when created by a poster who was never
witty in the first place.

The best stuff is the totally unintentionally funny threads!

Well that gets you out of the equasion then! ;)

Well that gets you out of the equasion then! ;)

Shut up Bitch!


This is a good example of being unintentionally funny! :)

ohok then.. umm...
KNOCK KNOCK? :)

In your dreams!

Oh hang on, I withdraw that thought ............. ;)
Most of your thoughts are. :p

May he rest in peace! :sobbing:

http://yelims.free.fr/Violence/Violence53.gif

Shut up Bitch!


This is a good example of being unintentionally funny! :)

This is an excellent example of dead and horribly mutilated humour.

This poor poster is and always has been "intentionally unfunny", aka "philistine", which is a pathetically complicated word for "troll" ;)