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miffedmax
Jan 28th, 2005, 04:58 PM
Okay, this is a thread that's popping up in other forums (well, Nastya's and JHH's anyway) and it can be kind of funny. So here goes . . .

Things you will never hear Lena say:

"Moscow is okay, but it's just too cold. I'm moving to Florida."

"After I retire from tennis, I'm going to start acting. Of course, what I really want to do is direct."

"I don't care about my ranking as long as I'm the cutest player on the tour. Nothing is more important than my status as the WTA's number one sex symbol."

"I was giving Andy some pointers on improving his serve, and I just all of a sudden noticed he is sooooooo hot."

"I'm going to Disneyland."

"Man, I went all Pete Townsend on that racket, didn't I?"

"Let's face it, Anastasia owns me. I'm like her b**ch or something."

"Olympics, Schmolypics. I'm only in it for the money."

"No, no. The Max I'm dating isn't the hockey player, he's the one who hangs out at wtaworld."

"Sveta and I are like sisters, always borrowing each other's clothes, makeup, cough medicine, whatever."

Anyway, I hope you enjoy and please add more.

Max

_LuCaS_
Jan 28th, 2005, 05:10 PM
"Let's face it, Anastasia owns me. I'm like her b**ch or something."

:yeah: :lol: :hug:

Dementinator
Jan 28th, 2005, 05:17 PM
"I can never get the tops of these damn pickle jars!!"
"I really hope to be the next face of 'Max Factor' cosmetics"
"I just love shopping on Rodeo Drive"

lovlenad
Jan 28th, 2005, 05:33 PM
"No, no. The Max I'm dating isn't the hockey player, he's the one who hangs out at wtaworld."To be the lucky man... :worship: :worship:

Mathijs
Jan 28th, 2005, 08:17 PM
:haha: @ this thread great thread you started Max, really superb, your and Capt comments are superb, i can't stop laughing no more, i'll add some more if i can come up with some good ones ;)

Dementieva-fan
Jan 28th, 2005, 08:42 PM
"Me, and Maria have so much in comment...we're like soulmates!"

Ronaldo777
Jan 28th, 2005, 09:33 PM
''i think i'll shave my head,i fancy a change''

[about sveta]''who let the dogs out''

''if i play sveta this year after what she put me through i'll crack her one in the jaw...i'll beat her pretty''

''lindsay davenport is very tall...i didn't know they stacked crap that high''

''on the other hand masha and jhh arent as tall...i crap bigger than them''

to serena in a match after a df by williams''your serve is pathetic,you need to work on it''

to masha in match ''your backhand is like a rusty gate''

after losing a grand slam again and asked how she feels ''i feel as bad as sveta looks''

after winning point against masha ''f*** you mother b****''

after losing point ''i wish i was high''

making fun of americans at us open about fed cup ''whats the difference between the usa and a teabag......the teabag stays in the cup longer''

miffedmax
Jan 28th, 2005, 09:36 PM
And how about "I'll gladly give up my chance to play Fed Cup for Masha or Sveta."

Max

Ronaldo777
Jan 28th, 2005, 10:06 PM
ask me 4 some more if any of you want to hear my ''unique'' impression of lena

to an umpire in us open ''go back to new jersey''

to sveta when lena angry ''maybe you should get a glass stomach.so you can pull your head out of your ass when i put it up there.you can see where your going then''

asked why she was so abusive to other players ''my mom always said if you don't have anything good to say don't say anything at all.i never listen to my mom''

after a reporter makes fun of her serve ''why don't i serve my foot up your ass''

asked why she likes cacti ''they have lots of pricks...reminds me of the wta tour''

to an umpire ''winning an arguement with me is like winning gold at the special olympics...you've won but your still retarded''

to a male interviewer ''i always wanted to be famous...having decent looking men talking to me...shame i can't see any around...i'm stuck with a munchkin''

JLDementieva
Jan 28th, 2005, 10:13 PM
"Maria and I are like best friends, she's such a true Russian like me."

Paco
Jan 28th, 2005, 10:17 PM
:haha: I can't stop loughing. Great text. :lol:

beauty_is_pink
Jan 28th, 2005, 10:20 PM
"Maria and I are like best friends, she's such a true Russian like me." :spit: :haha:

Dementinator
Jan 29th, 2005, 12:14 AM
to the umpire...

"are you f***ing blind? you stupid retarded a**hole!!If i have to come over there and put my fist in your f***ing face ,you will be f***Ing sorry!!!!"

Chunchun
Jan 29th, 2005, 12:26 AM
"No, no. The Max I'm dating isn't the hockey player, he's the one who hangs out at wtaworld."


:nerner: :devil:

JLDementieva
Jan 29th, 2005, 12:30 AM
"I want to be like Maria so I can get lots of sponsorships and attention!"
"I hate Anastasia Myskina" :p

Natasc
Jan 29th, 2005, 01:35 AM
to masha in match ''your backhand is like a rusty gate''
Hum, that's true
masha's backhand is sucks :haha:

Griswold_cn
Jan 29th, 2005, 02:49 AM
omg,i can't stop laughing too.

go on my friends

rabbit_boi_313
Jan 29th, 2005, 06:18 AM
:lol: :haha:
this thread is funny
keep goin guys :yeah:

Greenout
Jan 29th, 2005, 07:06 AM
"Security..security! Please do something about this middle aged
woman wearing glasses. She's constantly following me around".

Prizeidiot
Jan 29th, 2005, 07:50 AM
"If it weren't for Anna Kournikova, I'd be nothing"

"Damn it, Joachim Johansson served 51 aces.... he broke my record"

"My outfits are more revealing than Serena's"

"No, Svetlana, I don't think you're ugly"

"Anastasia was completely out of line. Maria deserves to be in the Fed Cup team"

"Maybe I should dye my hair green"

rabbit_boi_313
Jan 29th, 2005, 08:01 AM
[QUOTE=Prizeidiot]
"Damn it, Joachim Johansson served 51 aces.... he broke my record"[QUOTE]
:lol:

lovlenad
Jan 29th, 2005, 08:36 AM
"Damn it, Joachim Johansson served 51 aces.... he broke my record"

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Fearful Jesuit
Jan 29th, 2005, 01:32 PM
"shamil is like a father to me!"

karenkklee
Jan 29th, 2005, 03:02 PM
[Quote]"Security..security! Please do something about this middle aged
woman wearing glasses. She's constantly following me around".

Wow... I love this one... :haha: :haha: :haha:

Ronaldo777
Jan 29th, 2005, 03:35 PM
''sveta is gorgeous,if i weren't straight then...''

''losing to sveta would make me sick...not the losing part just her face''

''i am the third williams sister''

''sveta has a face only a mother could love''

Chunchun
Jan 29th, 2005, 03:39 PM
''i am the third williams sister''



Elena Williams?!?!?!!?!?!? :bolt: :haha: :haha: :haha: :rolls: :crazy: :haha:

Dementinator
Jan 29th, 2005, 04:49 PM
"if You want me to do a photoshoot ,I wont get out of bed for less than $40,000"

"money money money!!! Give me more money!!! I only play cos of the Money!!!"

" if there is one thing I hate ,its having to run for balls , I just cant be arsed, I am with Lindsay on this one"

TiK-Tee
Jan 29th, 2005, 05:37 PM
:lol: :lol:

HELEBECKS
Jan 29th, 2005, 06:32 PM
elena fans r gr8.this is quite interesting and funny,just wish elena knew about this site and could come here once in a while

Paco
Jan 29th, 2005, 06:41 PM
"Damn it, Joachim Johansson served 51 aces.... he broke my record"

:haha: :lol:

katiektc
Jan 29th, 2005, 07:36 PM
"I really wish my mother would get lost, I'm like 23!"

"ooh venus that pink skirt really brings out the colour in your eyes, and im loving this fabric!!"

"God if Boris Yeltsin hugs me one more time i will so vomit!"

"OOH YAY!!! another runner up trophy!!!!"

itzhak
Jan 29th, 2005, 08:33 PM
"I hate moscow"
"I choose today very sexy outfit"
"I would be very happy to do Photoshoot for SI like Anna did"

Ronaldo777
Jan 29th, 2005, 11:29 PM
''sveta is an attractive women...for a frog''

''you wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alleyway''

[to a reporter] ''i promise i don't take drugs...i may lie,cheat,take drugs but i would never...what was the question???

[to a ball boy] ''you toucha my stuff,i slappa your face''

''i have cacti with more personality than masha''

''the usa is like a version of my home,cold,frosty and thats just the people''

Princess Sarah.
Jan 30th, 2005, 03:57 AM
lol you guys are funny

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jan 30th, 2005, 04:03 AM
[to a reporter] ''i promise i don't take drugs...i may lie,cheat,take drugs but i would never...what was the question???


ROFL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

katiektc
Jan 30th, 2005, 12:30 PM
"YES! Me and Max are dating, we are madly in love and are going to have 45984954 babies all called Maria and Marat!"

stefan_jonas
Jan 30th, 2005, 01:00 PM
"Does my racquet look big in this?"

Mathijs
Jan 30th, 2005, 02:50 PM
ROFL! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Duiz WTF are you doing here??

Paco
Jan 30th, 2005, 09:12 PM
Ronaldo - yours about Sveta are the best.

:lol: :lol:

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Jan 31st, 2005, 02:19 AM
Duiz WTF are you doing here??

I alwasy come by to read.... I read many threads.... don't be surprised finding me in the darkest corner of this board... cause I am there... and everywhere....

Sorry for interrupting iwth the thingy... keep going guys.. you are seriously making me laugh... specially ronaldo with his sveta jokes!

http://www.wtatour.com/global/photogallery/2004/fashion/f_02.jpg

Greenout
Jan 31st, 2005, 02:30 AM
Reporter: So, what happened out there in your match against Serena?

Lena: "I can't play with the Miami tennis balls. It's anti-Elena tennis balls!"

Stephieva
Jan 31st, 2005, 07:23 AM
I love this thread :lol:

Ummm...let me try!

1. My serve?!? It's so fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (the same tone as Serena said the ball was so innnnnnnnn :lol: )
now...my overall DFs in each tourny is less than 3 digits, don't you see that? :rolleyes: plz do your homework before you interview me next time. :ras:

2. Olympics?!?! :confused: What's that? :scratch: I don't give a damn shit...:nerner:

3. Masha, I'm so disappointed you mentioned Maria K as your bestfriend?! :mad: What about me?! :rolleyes: Do you remember who registered as "sharky" "the cat" "Dan23" "Levo." and Sharapova blah blah blah names to vote and defend for you on wtaworld.com...?!?!?! :fiery:

Edit: 4. I actually have a crush on, Sasha Stepanov...Nastya's boyfriend. But, Maxim got me wrong...How can I get rid of him :o :rolleyes: :crying2:

Mathijs
Jan 31st, 2005, 10:42 AM
I alwasy come by to read.... I read many threads.... don't be surprised finding me in the darkest corner of this board... cause I am there... and everywhere....

Sorry for interrupting iwth the thingy... keep going guys.. you are seriously making me laugh... specially ronaldo with his sveta jokes!

http://www.wtatour.com/global/photogallery/2004/fashion/f_02.jpg
I shouldn't name this as the darkest corner of the board, watch out with your words please, the only place where it's dark is Masha's forum, so pls fo post in there and leave us Lena fans alone please with your pathetic posts, btw you're not even a Lena D fan so get lost.....

And pls fuck off here with posting your Sveta pics here, go post it somewhere else but not here okay?? y dun ya make a thread where you can post the Sveta pic 100000000 x if ya enjoy posting the Sveta pic in every thread on Wtaworld, you are seriously :tape:

Ronaldo777
Jan 31st, 2005, 09:34 PM
what did duiz do.anyway as i quoted lena ''sveta is gorgeous...if i wasn't straight then...''

specially for duiz:[lena to reporter] ''there's a little bit of sveta in all of us...luckily i s*** it out after dinner''

''if ET and Mr.T had a baby you'd get sveta''

''we should alert george bush about sveta...her face is a weapon of mass destruction''

[sveta in kareoke at wta tour night out singing mc hammer] ''do do do do,can't touch this'' [lena shouts] ''yeah we might get a disease''

i'll come up with more if ye want

miffedmax
Jan 31st, 2005, 09:44 PM
"My fans at wtaworld are a bunch of dour, humorless, dreary people who are all too ready to abandon me when I am anything less than perfect."

Max

Paco
Jan 31st, 2005, 10:09 PM
Ronaldo you are the best. I want more!!

Ronaldo777
Jan 31st, 2005, 11:15 PM
''sveta's parents should keep her on a leash...on second thought its a compliment to her to compare her to a hairy,drooling animal''

[lena jokes to a reporter]''whats the difference between sveta and a retarded cow''[reporter]:''i dont know'' [lena]''i couldn't see a diffference either''

[to sveta]''u wouldn't be a bad looking girl...if it wasn't for your face''

''i've seen better looking heads on gone off milk''

''it's the kind of face u want to throw a brick at''

''with that hair you could play lassie''

[to a reporter over the drugs thing]''i'll tell you one thing,she's not two faced...if she was she'd wear the other one''

''my dad has a moustache for 10 years...i wonder how long sveta has had hers''

''theres something about sveta that really sticks out...her nose mainly''

Mathijs
Feb 1st, 2005, 09:59 AM
what did duiz doDuiz didn't do anything, but if you would no him better, you would know what i mean, and Duiz has to stop posting the Pic of Sveta everywhere around the board!!! :mad:

Dementieva-fan
Feb 1st, 2005, 10:12 AM
"Andy Roddick's hardest serve was 155 mph? Pfff...that's nothing compare to my serve!"

rabbit_boi_313
Feb 1st, 2005, 10:45 AM
Damn :worship:
i really like this thread
it makes me laugh :lol:

itzhak
Feb 1st, 2005, 05:07 PM
"I can't wait for next year's exhibition tournament in belgium- it was so fun"

"Kornikova is my idol"

"Moscow tournament- not my favorite, i'd rathe choose belgium"

miffedmax
Feb 1st, 2005, 07:26 PM
A few more non-Lenaisms:

"Do my Yonex(TM) tennis shorts make my ass look big?"

"I never should have given up my Prince racket. Masha could have never won Wimbledon with one of these crappy Yonex sticks."

"I'm not really blonde. Thank God for Miss Clairol. But dying my eyebrows is a bitch."

"Woo-hoo! Party at my place and JCap and I are baking brownies!"

"Mom, quit following me around. You're embarassing me."

"Screw Grand Slams. From now on I'm only playing exhibitions in Belgium."

Max

Verba
Feb 1st, 2005, 07:51 PM
"Lindsay and I are great friends. She's always saying nice things about me. "
"Maria is a true Russian. She's more a Russian than I am."
"I can surely win Wimbledon with my 50 mph serve"
"I hate RG. French crowd drives me nuts."
"Olga is useless. I just hired her to have someone to talk to my mom during tourneys."
"I LOVE that nick "Mommy Vera" my wtaworld fans call my mom"
"I like to talk to journalists about my personal life...I'm very open about that..."
"I always make sure that all people in the world know about my charity or how much money I give to the kids."

JLDementieva
Feb 1st, 2005, 09:20 PM
"damn it, I won a title before Anna did, now I can never be like her!"
"Juan Carlos and I are secretly dating" :p

katiektc
Feb 1st, 2005, 09:24 PM
"I think i'll skip dinner tonight"

"Damn, i really wish my boobs were like Serena's!"

"I speak russian with an accent"

stefan_jonas
Feb 2nd, 2005, 01:06 AM
"Sveta, you beat me fair and square"
"With outfits like Serena's, now I really want to be the Nike queen!"

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Feb 2nd, 2005, 04:19 AM
''if ET and Mr.T had a baby you'd get sveta''

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Feb 2nd, 2005, 04:20 AM
I shouldn't name this as the darkest corner of the board, watch out with your words please, the only place where it's dark is Masha's forum, so pls fo post in there and leave us Lena fans alone please with your pathetic posts, btw you're not even a Lena D fan so get lost.....

And pls fuck off here with posting your Sveta pics here, go post it somewhere else but not here okay?? y dun ya make a thread where you can post the Sveta pic 100000000 x if ya enjoy posting the Sveta pic in every thread on Wtaworld, you are seriously :tape:


Tell that to mandy... ;)

miffedmax
Feb 2nd, 2005, 03:59 PM
"Man, that sand is itchy. I think I'll just pull down my bikini bottom . . ."

"Mommy Vera told me men really like a girl who can sew her own clothes out of old curtains."

"If I boycott Belgium, does that mean I have to give up the chocolates, too?"

"I am pleased to announce the official acquisition of my 1,000th denim jacket."

"Ai and I . . . holy cr*p, I sound like Bob Marley."

"I want Charlize Theron to play me in Wimbledon Part II."

"Nastya may own me on the court, but we'll see who fills out her jeans better."

Max

katiektc
Feb 2nd, 2005, 04:07 PM
"I want Charlize Theron to play me in Wimbledon Part [/B] II."


If it was Wimbledon.....Charlize may only have a cameo role :tape:

miffedmax
Feb 2nd, 2005, 04:38 PM
If it was Wimbledon.....Charlize may only have a cameo role :tape:

Oh ye of little faith . . .

Lena over Masha in 2. You heard it here first.

Max

Dementieva-fan
Feb 2nd, 2005, 07:14 PM
"I'm not best friends with Nastya....I'm best friends with Masha!"

stefan_jonas
Feb 3rd, 2005, 12:40 PM
"Ai and I . . . holy cr*p, I sound like Bob Marley."

Max
Haha classic

Veritas
Feb 3rd, 2005, 12:51 PM
"I've seen Amelie in the locker rooms. And man *whistles* she is hard"

Veritas
Feb 3rd, 2005, 12:53 PM
*taunts opponent in post-match interview by referring to own serve* "You ain't got nothing on this bitch!"

Veritas
Feb 3rd, 2005, 12:59 PM
*Answering the 5847591743750921754397432095725430932754'th question regarding the serve*

"Serve? What serve? Oh, right...that serve! Well, y'see, I really can't comment any more on that. I've got too many faults to sum up in one sentence..."

Veritas
Feb 3rd, 2005, 01:09 PM
Ronaldo, you're Sveta jokes are really over-the-top :lol: :haha: :worship:

Alenyaa
Feb 3rd, 2005, 05:32 PM
Ok, lemme try one;

"Hingis lost her comeback-match? Hey, I do my work properly. Muahahahahaha!"

Might be a bit farfetched, but Hingis retired after having lost to Dementieva in Filderstadt in 2002. Get it? :)

Ronaldo777
Feb 3rd, 2005, 09:02 PM
''me and myskina have a good laugh with sveta...mainly at her''

[reporter];''will you hate sveta to your dying day'' [lena];''no...just to hers''

''sveta is the best arguement for use of the pill''

[lena jokes to a reporter]''why will there be a bucket of s*** at sveta's wedding...to keep the flies away from the bride''

[sveta offers lena a peacemaking cup of coffee and asks]''how do u like your coffee'' [lena]''alone''

daniela86
Feb 3rd, 2005, 09:25 PM
"Security..security! Please do something about this middle aged
woman wearing glasses. She's constantly following me around".
:haha: :haha: :haha: that one bout navratilova was the very best :lol: :lol:


''my dad has a moustache for 10 years...i wonder how long sveta has had hers'' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :haha:

i laso loved the one bout george bush and the destruction massive arms :haha: :haha: :haha:

You guys really rock!! :yeah: :yeah: :rocker: especially Ronaldo :haha: :) :D :bounce:

My turn to try:

The reporters are right, Nastya and me really have a row :tape: indeed i just wanted to be honest, when she asked me bout her boyfriend , i can't help saying he is Dumbo clone with his big ears...i think it hurted her feelings :tape:

My life goal is to be like my idol Anna Kournikova:winning a lot of money even if i'm sucking on court

I decided to be a pro player only to be near Marat,Juan Carlos, Andy or Nadal

Mr Bean is my new lover, I dumped Max cuz of him.

chainlolena
Feb 5th, 2005, 02:04 PM
hehe~~So cute~~go on please~

Prizeidiot
Feb 6th, 2005, 07:34 AM
"Damn my forehand isn't working. I should try serve volleying"

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Feb 7th, 2005, 06:16 AM
[sveta offers lena a peacemaking cup of coffee and asks]''how do u like your coffee'' [lena]''alone''

http://www.wtatour.com/global/photogallery/tokyo1/f_26.jpg

Alenyaa
Feb 11th, 2005, 07:27 PM
Come on guys, keep this thread alive!

miffedmax
Feb 11th, 2005, 08:41 PM
"I hurt my finger playing tennis. Sveta hurt hers when I punched her in the nose."

Vamos Feńa
Feb 11th, 2005, 09:35 PM
"Maria is grunting like if she's having an orgasm"

Amelie:I lllllove Dubai!
Lena: I lllllove my serve!

Ronaldo777
Feb 11th, 2005, 10:40 PM
you can rely on me to keep a funny thread alive.anything for lena

[to sveta]:''leave the room and take a load of my eyes''

[lena on wta tour]''women are like a beautiful bed of flowers''[on sveta]''of course theres a weed here and there''

''the only girl with a bigger nose than sveta is the statue of liberty''

''sveta's personality is so cold she pisses ice-cubes

[sveta after telling lena a joke]''thats one of my fathers jokes''[lena]''what are you...one of your mothers''

''when sveta was born the doctor turned around and slapped her mother''

''sveta is a frogs wet dream''

Dementinator
Feb 11th, 2005, 10:49 PM
Lena to a friend of hers..
Lena "Sveta's really gonna have to stop taking those drugs!! Shes getting hairs going down her chest!"
friend "how far down?"
Lena "All the way to her balls"

Fearful Jesuit
Feb 11th, 2005, 11:08 PM
Lena to a friend of hers..
Lena "Sveta's really gonna have to stop taking those drugs!! Shes getting hairs going down her chest!"
friend "how far down?"
Lena "All the way to her balls"

brilliant! :lol:

Vamos Feńa
Feb 12th, 2005, 01:29 PM
http://www.wtatour.com/global/photogallery/2004/bali/f_-11.jpg
Lena seeing Sveta in Bali: OMG I must go to the toilet.

stefan_jonas
Feb 12th, 2005, 01:48 PM
"God gave me a gift...no that was father"
[to sveta]"why the long face?"
[interviewer]"what do you think about S.williams attempt to play on the ATP tour?" [lena]"i don't see why not, I mean sveta plays on the WTA"

Alenyaa
Feb 12th, 2005, 06:13 PM
Ah, brilliant work guys! :worship:

"Sure Claude, I'ld love to have dinner with you some time!"
"When Sveta's parents got married obviously her mother didn't wear glasses and her father obviously didn't have a brain."

Fearful Jesuit
Feb 12th, 2005, 07:33 PM
okay, okay, okay, it's enough of sveta's jokes...I really think that, one day, she'll be kissed, and she'll become a princess...

Paco
Feb 12th, 2005, 11:58 PM
okay, okay, okay, it's enough of sveta's jokes...I really think that, one day, she'll be kissed, and she'll become a princess...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Great joke Andy :p

Vamos Feńa
Feb 13th, 2005, 11:02 AM
Lena after losing game with 4 consecutive DF:
"I'm lovin' it" :D

Ronaldo777
Feb 13th, 2005, 09:23 PM
nice work guys.you've got the idea.maybe we should pay a little visit to sveta's page and use these ''qoutes'' made by lena

Ronaldo777
Feb 13th, 2005, 09:54 PM
[sveta calls lena's brother fat during a game][to which lena replies]''i'll tell you why he's fat...every time he f***ed your mother she gave him a biscuit''

[lena showed a picture of sveta in a magazine by a reporter]''i could eat a camera and puke a nicer picture''

[lena to sveta]''go take a bath''[sveta]''but it's not spring yet''

''sveta plays tennis like old people make love''

''last time i saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it''

[lena to sveta in fed cup]''c'mon...keep your chin up...thats right,both of them''

katiektc
Feb 13th, 2005, 09:56 PM
:lol: ronaldo, funny yeah, but think you should leave off the sveta jokes now. :)

Elena2005
Feb 14th, 2005, 06:33 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Great joke Andy :p

:lol:

Chunchun
Feb 14th, 2005, 10:28 AM
yup i m a bit bored to "sceta sveta sbeta" :yawn:

Alenyaa
Feb 14th, 2005, 05:10 PM
Yeah ok, enough Sveta jokes now. She a nice girl, really. :)

Vamos Feńa
Feb 14th, 2005, 05:22 PM
Watching Lindsay: OMG You move like an elephant!
Leading in match against Bepa: Wanna handkerchief Bepa?
After Bepa starts to cry: O shut up you jerk!!

Ronaldo777
Feb 14th, 2005, 07:18 PM
ok guys.we should stop.but if she annoys a little blond hair on lenas head again i can't be responsible for what i say.u say she is nice...thats the ecstacy talking.all her family usually just say is ''BUD....WEIS....ER...WEIS....ER....BUD....WEIS... .ER'' ok thats enough i had to get that out of my system.i feel ok with her now.

Vamos Feńa
Feb 14th, 2005, 08:42 PM
Watching Andy's training
"Don't throw the ball to the right you idiot" ;)

"Well I'm bored with Max. I'm going to kick Mirka's (Vavrinec) ass and start dating Roger.He's extremaly hot" :tape: :drool: :lol:

Paco
Feb 14th, 2005, 08:46 PM
Ok, we should find someone else to make jokes about him :)

Natasc
Feb 14th, 2005, 11:06 PM
Watching Andy's training
"Don't throw the ball to the right you idiot" ;)

"Well I'm bored with Max. I'm going to kick Mirka's (Vavrinec) ass and start dating Roger.He's extremaly hot" :tape: :drool: :lol:
His HOT
Just not pretty, but hot, as the most of tennis players are :drool:
Lena can learn many things from Rog
But for sure she will learn more from RODDICK (server) :haha:

stefan_jonas
Feb 15th, 2005, 08:45 AM
Yeah, learn how to grow bowling balls on your arms, or learn how to lift a tank.

jklense
Feb 17th, 2005, 04:20 PM
[after Tokyo-2005] :
"My mom pursues me with her idee-fix of making me married... :eek:
Now she targeted my ring finger and succeeded. :fiery:
So, she says getting a platinum wedding ring on will help me to heal it :rolleyes:
All I can say is :tape: :o :tape: :mad: :tape: , mother..."

miffedmax
Mar 1st, 2005, 03:56 PM
"Please, ask as many questions about Max and me as you like. There's nothing I enjoy more than discussing my private life."

"I'm only dating Max to irritate Mommy Vera. She wants me to settle down and marry a nice doctor."

"I knew Max was the man for me when he held out for a full 10 seconds before I could beat him at arm wrestling."

kammgretel
Oct 11th, 2005, 07:38 PM
"you know" ..........................when she says in Russian.

JC Federer
Oct 12th, 2005, 04:30 PM
I'm a bit not impressed that she just said she'll be #1 some day.

While she displays one of the worst serves in women's tennis, Russian Elena Dementieva says she will eventually rise to No. 1: "I believe nothing can stop me from becoming the world's No. 1 player. Certainly, I have to improve some elements of my game, but I gain confidence every year defeating great players."

What happened to modesty? And what if it never happens?

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Oct 17th, 2005, 08:14 AM
hilarious thread!

Dementinator
Oct 17th, 2005, 09:09 AM
I'm a bit not impressed that she just said she'll be #1 some day.

While she displays one of the worst serves in women's tennis, Russian Elena Dementieva says she will eventually rise to No. 1: "I believe nothing can stop me from becoming the world's No. 1 player. Certainly, I have to improve some elements of my game, but I gain confidence every year defeating great players."

What happened to modesty? And what if it never happens?


And whats wrong with confidence and BELIEVING you can do it ,I think its great she thinks so ,its part of it ,believing you can ,not just saying " Oh i hope to remain in top ten blah blah ,i have had a good career blah blah " ,she wants more and thats a good sign.......

Lighten up JCF ,cut her some slack ,youve been comming down on her like a ton of bricks lately.....

marmite1
Oct 17th, 2005, 11:56 AM
And whats wrong with confidence and BELIEVING you can do it ,I think its great she thinks so ,its part of it ,believing you can ,not just saying " Oh i hope to remain in top ten blah blah ,i have had a good career blah blah " ,she wants more and thats a good sign.......

Lighten up JCF ,cut her some slack ,youve been comming down on her like a ton of bricks lately.....

I wonder why? ;)

cerbero
Oct 17th, 2005, 12:47 PM
"I wanna date Sveta" :lol:

marmite1
Oct 17th, 2005, 01:13 PM
"I wanna date Sveta" :lol:

I think youve posted that quote in the wrong thread ;)

cerbero
Oct 17th, 2005, 01:19 PM
I think youve posted that quote in the wrong thread ;)
Let me check... :lol: no it's the right one... :lol:

marmite1
Oct 17th, 2005, 01:37 PM
Let me check... :lol: no it's the right one... :lol:

Nope definitely a mistake. Pay more attention!

Danči Dementia
Oct 17th, 2005, 07:07 PM
"Im movin to florida to see my best friends masha and anna I miss her so much"


and this is for JC Federer you supose to be her fan don`t you? well believe in her man
this is what I say
lena confidence is veri good and i believe that she will be No. 1 and she will win roland garros the hell she will

Danči Dementia
Oct 17th, 2005, 07:08 PM
I forgot something Elena is the best

VIVA ELENAĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦĦ

Mathijs
Oct 17th, 2005, 08:27 PM
"Im movin to florida to see my best friends masha and anna I miss her so much"


and this is for JC Federer you supose to be her fan don`t you? well believe in her man
this is what I say
lena confidence is veri good and i believe that she will be No. 1 and she will win roland garros the hell she will

Indeed MD :yeah: Believe in her, that's the most important part, let's not forget that indeed.....

"I am tired of Russia, i will going to the US to get a real good coach anf train at the Bolletieri tennis academy to become no.1 from there!"

Alenyaa
Oct 25th, 2005, 12:21 PM
"I turned 24 last week and all those lousy, cheap-ass so-called 'fans' of mine got me was a crappy flash birthdaycard. I want diamonds, damnit!"

LCS
Nov 2nd, 2005, 11:07 PM
"Let's face it, Anastasia owns me. I'm like her b**ch or something."

What is this....Elena would be so displeased with these things....

doujyr
Nov 2nd, 2005, 11:33 PM
"Man, that sand is itchy. I think I'll just pull down my bikini bottom . . ."

:bounce: :woohoo: :yippee: :hatoff: :crazy:

Alenyaa
Nov 3rd, 2005, 02:37 PM
LOL, I totally forgot about that one! :lol:
Tsk tsk, Max. :haha:

miffedmax
Feb 8th, 2006, 03:11 PM
Mommy Vera and me?

Dude, we're like big in Japan!!!