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Spunky83
Jan 27th, 2005, 10:18 PM
Ok, I got this from Justineīs thread and I loved the idea, cause you can be sure that there are other fan-groups which need even more fun than we do during this time...so letīs go, be creative and give us some of your best lines, faked interviews...which Nastya will never ever say under any circumstances...EVERYTHING GOES

Journalist: "So, tell us whatīs your fave Grand Slam?"

Nastya:"Definetly the US Open. I mean whatīs better than the US? Great food, great mentality. I wished my boyfriend was american."

Journalist: "Didnīt you say that you wouldnīt want to have an american boyfriend?"

Nastya: "I never said that and if so, I changed my mind...I do that every once in a while you know. I am as consistent in real life as I am on court. If I had an american boyfriend, I would marry him, so that I can finally get the american-pass I always wanted."

Journalist: "But you said you loved russia?"

Nastya:"Yeah I do, but I thought if I become number one in the world...uhm, I meant WHEN I become number one in the world, I can prevent that Jelzin dude from squeezing me to death with his bear-hugs, itīs so gross."

Journalist: "Number one in the world? Youīre not even russianīs number one anylonger."

Nastya: "Last time I checked, I am number one in russia."

Journalist: "Actually Ma...."

Nastya: "Yeah, Mauresmo, I know sheīs a fighter and it will be hard against her, but sheīs such a choker. I will kick that male woman or whatever that is out of my way."

Journalist:Uhmmm...no, what about Maria?"

Nastya: "What the fuck about her?"

Journalist: "Ahh...sheīs fourth right now, youīre fifth."

Nastya: "Shut the fuck off, what do you know? Why donīt you just ask me some typical journalist-questions, like "whatīs the reason for the russianīs domination"?

Journalist: "Ok, so what is..."

Nastya "Wait, I have written it down...ok...Hard competition. A lot of us. Everyone wants to win against me cause I am russian number one."

Journalist: "I think you have to update your note."

Nastya:" :mad: whatever...at least I am the first russian who has ever won a slam and I am the first russian to have the chance to defend a slam title and I am the first russian who has ever become number two in the world and I am the first russian with a german coach and the first russian to have succesfully defend two titles in one year... and uhmm...the first russian player who has an Irish Setter back home and the first russian player who won a slam after she became 18 years old and..."

Journalist: "Yeah...uhm, right...thatīs a wrap. Thank you very much and have fun playing at your fave Grand Slam this year, it can only get better than last year."

Nastya: "How can it get better? Iīve won Paris you dork!"

Journalist: "But you said that the US Open is your fave?"

Nastya: "Yeah, sometimes I even say that I like Maria...get the hell out of here!"


hmmm...I am tired, will try another one tomorrow;)

martirogi
Jan 27th, 2005, 11:38 PM
Nastya: During matches my mind wanders and i think of the passionate nights of sex with coachy. he trained me really hard over the offseason. it was great.

Emptiness
Jan 28th, 2005, 12:02 AM
Bad Martirogi! :tape:

http://www.imagelink.org/id31209.gif

Sex is unnecessary for Anastasia. Her ecstasy comes from draining people of their blood.

Spunky83
Jan 28th, 2005, 12:32 PM
Oh come on people!!!

miffedmax
Jan 28th, 2005, 08:32 PM
Okay, I started a similar Lena thread, only I was to lazy to couch it as an interview. Please check it out in Gardens of Edem.

A few more unlikely Nastyaisms:

"I love the U.S. Open because I can play my matches at night. Under a full moon."

"Everybody knows I am the most level-headed, consistent player on the tour."

"More than any other player, I remind myself of Bjorn Borg."

"Now that I'm her new stepmom, I'm grounding Maria until after the U.S. Open."

Max

Spunky83
Jan 28th, 2005, 08:56 PM
"I love my forehand."

_LuCaS_
Jan 28th, 2005, 09:58 PM
Yeah...I'm too lazy today for some artwork, already some weird ones :tape:

Spunky83
Jan 28th, 2005, 11:10 PM
"Now that I'm her new stepmom, I'm grounding Maria until after the U.S. Open."

Max

:speakles:

martirogi
Jan 28th, 2005, 11:12 PM
I'm leaving Russia and emmigrating to Bolitteri Academy. It worked for my friend Maria so I thought I'd try it too.

frenchie
Jan 28th, 2005, 11:32 PM
I want to play doubles with Maria

JLDementieva
Jan 29th, 2005, 12:14 AM
"Maria is the true #1 Russian"

Breakaway
Jan 29th, 2005, 02:00 AM
:lol: , those are funny!

Does Nastya really not like Americans? :confused:

cool_olga
Jan 29th, 2005, 10:52 AM
"Thank you for your support Jens!" -Nastya yells during match

_LuCaS_
Jan 29th, 2005, 03:01 PM
"I'm Lena's bitch, she's way too good for me, her serve is amazing"
"Dechy is really better than me, my 5 wins against her are all fluke"
"Australia is great, the crowd, the weather...I think I'll leave Russia"
"Yuri is like a father to me, he helped me a lot during the AO with precious advices"
"I love Maria's all around game, she's my mentor"
"Safin defeated Federer? hahahahah that dork is in the final? "
"I really enjoy watching wrestling, tennis is so boring"
"I like choking sometimes in my matches, it takes some of the pressure off"
"I hate tankers" ;)

"That's all for now, stupid fans :lol: "

Spunky83
Jan 29th, 2005, 03:29 PM
:lol: , those are funny!

Does Nastya really not like Americans? :confused:

Hehe...no, she does like them, but she doesnīt really like the US, because of the food (btw I second that) and the US Open atmosphere (too loud, hotelīs too far away). She certainly doesnīt have a problem with americans;); but she would never leave russia for any country

Breakaway
Jan 29th, 2005, 06:24 PM
Hehe...no, she does like them, but she doesnīt really like the US, because of the food (btw I second that) and the US Open atmosphere (too loud, hotelīs too far away). She certainly doesnīt have a problem with americans;); but she would never leave russia for any country


Yeah that's what I figured. :cool: Thanks

wolfgang
Jan 30th, 2005, 03:23 AM
"You want to take some photos of me with my top off, but promise they will never be published? Sure, no worries!"

greenfunkTHREE.
Jan 30th, 2005, 04:17 AM
:haha: some of these are really funny. and martirogi's one is scary.

martirogi
Jan 30th, 2005, 05:24 AM
scary :tape: :lol:


"i can't believe how focused and mentally tough i was throughout the whole grand slam. even when i was up a set and break over sharapova i didnt choke. when justine had five matchpoints in the final i fought them off with my powerful serve aces and killer net play"

Spunky83
Jan 30th, 2005, 10:54 AM
"You want to take some photos of me with my top off, but promise they will never be published? Sure, no worries!"

:lol: ..."Hey, a horse...I love horses, quick help me to get rid of my clothes!"
Ok... :smash:

greenfunkTHREE.
Jan 30th, 2005, 11:33 AM
:lol: ..."Hey, a horse...I love horses, quick help me to get rid of my clothes!"
Ok... :smash:

:rolls: :rolls: :haha: :haha: :lol: :lol: