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lindsayno1
Jan 27th, 2005, 04:22 PM
Il start with 2

"What are you retarded?!" against a line judge

one from the dechy semi final "for fucks sake!"

Andrew.
Jan 27th, 2005, 08:22 PM
She does it in like every match.

RayRob
Jan 27th, 2005, 10:31 PM
Well, I'm not someone who likes swearing.....so I don't get excited when Lindsay does ;) But I do giggle to myself when she goes of on one and starts kicking off!

Like the whole line call insident during her semi, and how she placed a ball on the spot - the crown loved that!

The one that sticks in my mind and I say it eveytime there's a thread like this....and that's the Wimby dubs final in 1999 when Lindsay declares she heard a let cord and the umpire didn't call it. Lindsay insisted that the let cord monitor wasn't working and that the umpire should send for an official to call the let cords.

It ended in Lindsay whacking the net with her racket to prove that the monitor wasn't working and so the umpire sent for an official to call the lets.

The other one was YEC semi final vs Clijsters back in.....um...2000? It was whichever year Serena won via walkover. Anyway, there was a crucial point in that semi, where a ball was clearly out and should have been Lindsay's point and she was arguing with....I think Anne Lasser-Ulrich....or Sandra Dejenkin (I forget). If that ball was called out, Lindsay would have had set point (or match point....something like that). Lindsay was having a dig, saying "How can you allow that on such aa crucial point!?"......actually, having thought about it, it might have been an overule.....anyway, so when Lindsay won the next point, she went up to the Umpire and said...."That should be my set/match now". :lol:

The details are pretty sketchy but I'm sure you get the picture. Classic.

-Rache

jacs
Jan 28th, 2005, 03:01 AM
The other one was YEC semi final vs Clijsters back in.....um...2000? It was whichever year Serena won via walkover. Anyway, there was a crucial point in that semi, where a ball was clearly out and should have been Lindsay's point and she was arguing with....I think Anne Lasser-Ulrich....or Sandra Dejenkin (I forget). If that ball was called out, Lindsay would have had set point (or match point....something like that). Lindsay was having a dig, saying "How can you allow that on such aa crucial point!?"......actually, having thought about it, it might have been an overule.....anyway, so when Lindsay won the next point, she went up to the Umpire and said...."That should be my set/match now". :lol:

The details are pretty sketchy but I'm sure you get the picture. Classic.

-Rache



That was in 2001. She was pretty pissed in that match :angel:

gossipcom
Jan 28th, 2005, 03:07 AM
The funniest piece of talking for me was last week in her doubles match on Court 7 when she said "That was so embarrassing" ;)

Kelly
Jan 28th, 2005, 12:35 PM
what about when she smacked the umps chair with her racket....might have been that clijsters match actually.

foreva lindsay
Jan 28th, 2005, 02:04 PM
The funniest piece of talking for me was last week in her doubles match on Court 7 when she said "That was so embarrassing" ;)

aaw!! :lol:

foreva lindsay
Jan 28th, 2005, 02:05 PM
in her match v dechy she got mad at a call she didnt get and kept going on about it in the next game to the ump..saying 'this could have been my set point, i should have won the match if you'd over rule that'...:lol: then when she won her service game she got a ball and put it on the mark where she was saw the ball hit (out) it was funny!

LethalLindsay
Feb 1st, 2005, 03:28 AM
It was the match against Clijsters at the 2001 YEC. It was Anne Larserre Uhlrich (trouble follows that woman everywhere!) and after arguiing and bitching at her for a game or two when Lindsay got up after the break at the change of ends she gave Anne's umpire chair a might great crack of her racquet! It was so funny! Anne looked like a bunny caught in the headlights and i think Lindsay probably cornered her in the back after the match! LOL

Jan
Feb 1st, 2005, 07:33 AM
Well, I'm not someone who likes swearing.....so I don't get excited when Lindsay does ;) But I do giggle to myself when she goes of on one and starts kicking off!

Like the whole line call insident during her semi, and how she placed a ball on the spot - the crown loved that!

The one that sticks in my mind and I say it eveytime there's a thread like this....and that's the Wimby dubs final in 1999 when Lindsay declares she heard a let cord and the umpire didn't call it. Lindsay insisted that the let cord monitor wasn't working and that the umpire should send for an official to call the let cords.

It ended in Lindsay whacking the net with her racket to prove that the monitor wasn't working and so the umpire sent for an official to call the lets.

The other one was YEC semi final vs Clijsters back in.....um...2000? It was whichever year Serena won via walkover. Anyway, there was a crucial point in that semi, where a ball was clearly out and should have been Lindsay's point and she was arguing with....I think Anne Lasser-Ulrich....or Sandra Dejenkin (I forget). If that ball was called out, Lindsay would have had set point (or match point....something like that). Lindsay was having a dig, saying "How can you allow that on such aa crucial point!?"......actually, having thought about it, it might have been an overule.....anyway, so when Lindsay won the next point, she went up to the Umpire and said...."That should be my set/match now". :lol:

The details are pretty sketchy but I'm sure you get the picture. Classic.

-Rache
I don't care for the swearing either Rache! but Linds does amuse me at times with the things she does to prove a point and people do have to let off steam of course;)

lindsayno1
Feb 1st, 2005, 08:43 AM
Lindsay in the final against serena at the AO.

It was second set 3-3 and lindsay was 40-15 up. She serves a double fault. Gets another ball and shout 'FUCK' with such intensity, you could actually HEAR her say it!

RayRob
Feb 1st, 2005, 11:54 PM
Lindsay in the final against serena at the AO.

It was second set 3-3 and lindsay was 40-15 up. She serves a double fault. Gets another ball and shout 'FUCK' with such intensity, you could actually HEAR her say it!
I'm sure you hear things sometimes....and certainly obsesed with that word! ;) How is it I can watch the very same matches and hear/read her lips saying very different words? hmmm

When you see her saying the "F" word, I am actually seeing her saying, "For goodness sake!".....the two could look very similar when lip reading you know ;)

LOL, I've said "For goodness sake" on many occasions at work, and because the people at work know I don't swear, they are shocked when they think I've said "for F's sake". I'm falsely acused many-a time ;)

-Rache :D

RayRob
Feb 2nd, 2005, 12:01 AM
I don't care for the swearing either Rache! but Linds does amuse me at times with the things she does to prove a point and people do have to let off steam of course;)
I'm the same Jan. When Lindsay goes off on one, I can't help myself but giggle! :lol: You don't expect it from her, and compared to everyone else, she doesn't do it very often, but when she does......well, it's side splitingly funny!

Oh, just thought of a funny one. Lindsay was playing Venus Williams in some US hard court final....again, can't quite remember the year.....at a guess I'd say about 2000 (when she faced Venus loads) but it might have been later.

Lindsay hit a serve that was way out, and it was called out. As Lindsay went back to serve her second, Lindsay didn't see but Venus had hit the clearly-out ball right back at Lindsay.......it was only because Venus shouted "watch out" did Lindsay lean her body out the way and gave such a vile look towards Venus. - :lol: now that is the funniest thing I ever saw.

I wish I could remember that match - maybe I have it on tape as I have the ones in about 2000. Does anyone else remember that? Could you help identify the match? It was definately something like stanford, LA or san diego......hhhmmmm

That's going to annoy me if I don't find out :mad:

bye for now,
-Rache:wavey:

joaco
Feb 2nd, 2005, 02:10 AM
I remember E-estyle classic 2001 F, vs. Monica, when ending the first set i believe, Lindsay hit an ACE in the T, on the Ad. court. It was called out. That would've been game Davenport, the game went longer than excepected and then again on game point, Lindsay hit an ACE this time on the right corner on the box. 'Game Davenport'. You could read Lindsay's lips saying: "Was THAT out?" and she gave such a nasty look. It made me laugh quite a while-


Lindsay:lol:

lindsayno1
Feb 2nd, 2005, 07:38 AM
When you see her saying the "F" word, I am actually seeing her saying, "For goodness sake!".....the two could look very similar when lip reading you know ;)



lol im positive - its a close up on camera too!!! i had it on tape!

RayRob
Feb 2nd, 2005, 11:11 AM
I found the Lindsay vs. Kim WTA Champs match on tape last night and i watched that whole Lindsay vs. Lasser-Uhlrich thing. Too funny! It practicallly went on from 4-all, advantage Davenport in the final set to the end of the match (which went to a tie-breaker)! Lindsay didn't shake Annes hand - not even a racket wave, which is what she often does, even when she's not happy with the Ump. She hit the Umps chair at the 5-6 change of end.....she threw her towel at her own seat when she got up, then whacked the umpires chair.....and there was a slow-mo replay shown.......so so funny!:lol:

I tried to find the match vs. Venus I was talking about before. I'm pretty sure it was in 2000 because I don't have those matches anymore. I do have a 2001 vs Venus, but i don't think that's the match as in my head I pictured Lindsay wearing blue, and the match I have from 2001, Lindsay is wearing pink. Maybe I'm wrong and it might be the match but it was like 2am this morning, and I really had to go to bed! haha.

-Rache

RayRob
Feb 2nd, 2005, 11:15 AM
I remember E-estyle classic 2001 F, vs. Monica, when ending the first set i believe, Lindsay hit an ACE in the T, on the Ad. court. It was called out. That would've been game Davenport, the game went longer than excepected and then again on game point, Lindsay hit an ACE this time on the right corner on the box. 'Game Davenport'. You could read Lindsay's lips saying: "Was THAT out?" and she gave such a nasty look. It made me laugh quite a while-


Lindsay:lol:I remember that too! i think i have that on tape - I came across it last night while rooting through my videos. i keep wanting to buy some equipment so I cam get all my tennis videos and turn them into DVDs. I have the DVD making software, I just need to expand my hard drive and buy a video player to hook-up to my computer. I have a TV/video combo so I need to buy a sepourate video player.

-Rache

RayRob
Feb 6th, 2005, 03:15 PM
The final of the Toray PPO. The third set, towards the end on a very important point, the umpire calls a "let" (must be something with Lindsay and Let cords), but there is a Let cord judge on court who never called it. Lindsay pointed at the let cord judge and said to the umpire, in that "matter of fact" way, "Is there any point in her being here"!?

As always.....well, most of the time....lindsay just carried on as normal.

-Rache

Kelly
Feb 6th, 2005, 05:43 PM
i want one of those dvd vidio recorder combis where u can recorde dvd to vidio and vidio to dvd argos do 1 for 200 quid. i have about 60 8 hour vidios and its a pain in the ase trying to find something..

RayRob
Feb 7th, 2005, 12:15 AM
i want one of those dvd vidio recorder combis where u can recorde dvd to vidio and vidio to dvd argos do 1 for 200 quid. i have about 60 8 hour vidios and its a pain in the ase trying to find something..

That's an even better, I never thought of that and it's probably easier than messing about with my computer!