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Mercredi
Jan 3rd, 2005, 04:44 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r3058301867.jpg


Ok Miss Sharapova how much makes 2 + 2 ?

Maria : heuuuu ....forehand?

_LuCaS_
Jan 3rd, 2005, 05:06 PM
:lol:

cadiac
Jan 3rd, 2005, 05:09 PM
:lol: @ Masha

DevilishAttitude
Jan 3rd, 2005, 05:36 PM
Maria was horrified to learn that despite having much more success, Anna Kournikova is still more popular than her :)

jimmyc
Jan 3rd, 2005, 05:38 PM
Sveta opens her mouth

SilK
Jan 3rd, 2005, 05:40 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r3058301867.jpg

Reporter Asks: Maria, what do you think about Sesil beating Camerin?

Maria: Sesil who? ;)

Pureracket
Jan 3rd, 2005, 05:41 PM
Mattel adds yet another doll to Barbie's cool circle of friends: Maria Sharapova

Emptiness
Jan 3rd, 2005, 06:12 PM
Maria's expression after being passed a mirror.

Or a strange black haired figure chokes Maria using her scarf.

Pamela Shriver
Jan 3rd, 2005, 06:17 PM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r3058301867.jpg





Maria wishes Pam Shriver had NOT shown her the birth video of her baby George.

pav
Jan 3rd, 2005, 06:25 PM
:haha: all good!

Lemonskin.
Jan 3rd, 2005, 10:55 PM
Maria: "From waaaay up here, those people look like tiny ants!!!"

Yuri: "Maria, you're on the ground! That's just Dulko and Coria practicing at the Hopman Cup"

:cool:

pav
Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:14 PM
[QUOTE=Mercredi]http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r3058301867.jpg


Just Take Your finger out of there!!

jrm
Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:25 PM
So it's true ... camera does add up *cough* pounds

JenFan75
Jan 3rd, 2005, 11:48 PM
Funny picture.

pav
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:05 AM
[QUOTE=Mercredi]http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r3058301867.jpg



" I'm playing doubles with Vera!!!"

Lemonskin.
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:13 AM
"You DARE defy me?!"

Doraemon
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:14 AM
I'm tryin to look like Venus.

Lemonskin.
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:18 AM
"How was the Australia vs Slovak Republic Mixed Dubs match eh?!"

Martian Jeza
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:19 AM
" What the hell Am I doing here ? "

SzavayFi
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:20 AM
" My nail polish is coming off!"

icequeen
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:22 AM
I don't know how anyone could say that girl is pretty. It's just beyond me.

rightous
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:24 AM
Gee so Andy Roddick's *coughing* racquet is that big

Mrs. Peel
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:32 AM
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Sharapova's eyeballs revolt in a deperate attempt to jump out of her massively inflated head after months of seeing her father, fans, management team, the mother of God tell her that she is the second coming of tennis!!!!!!!

Eyeballs: "We thought it good to try to leave now as her head will get so big, we will fall out without warning!!! But she was holding a plate of kidney pie so we were paralyzed with fright!"

Doraemon
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:51 AM
I don't know how anyone could say that girl is pretty. It's just beyond me.

I don't know how anyone could say the Williams sisters are pretty. It's totally beyond me.

Mike_T
Jan 4th, 2005, 12:56 AM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r3058301867.jpg




"I'm sorry, Miss Sharapova. I'm a gynaecologist. The sports masseur is next door"

Becool
Jan 4th, 2005, 01:05 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/becool666/MAREA.jpg

Carrie

beauty_is_pink
Jan 4th, 2005, 01:14 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/becool666/MAREA.jpg

Carrie holy crap thats scary as shit!!! :scared: :bigcry:

beauty_is_pink
Jan 4th, 2005, 01:17 AM
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THAT SMMMAAALLLLLLL?!?!?!??!?!

(or "small" can be replaced with: BIGGG)

SilK
Jan 4th, 2005, 01:31 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/becool666/MAREA.jpg

Carrie

*dead* :haha:

SzavayFi
Jan 4th, 2005, 01:33 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/becool666/MAREA.jpg

Carrie
:help: I am sleeping with the lamp ON!

backhanddtl4
Jan 4th, 2005, 01:36 AM
Sharapova had never seen one over 8 inches. She was startled.

switz
Jan 4th, 2005, 02:32 AM
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my name is forest, forest sharapova.

moby
Jan 4th, 2005, 03:47 AM
Card placed on table: Dear Maria, I have pleaded for you to be on the Fed Cup Team. Love, Anastasia.

sabandborg
Jan 4th, 2005, 03:56 AM
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20050103/i/r3058301867.jpg

To be a true Russian I must have Anastasia's dentist?

cartmancop
Jan 4th, 2005, 04:23 AM
Maria: "My God Marat, the rumors from the WTA are true. Myskina wasn't lying, you are hung like an elephant"

cartmancop
Jan 4th, 2005, 04:23 AM
Card placed on table: Dear Maria, I have pleaded for you to be on the Fed Cup Team. Love, Anastasia.


This is my favorite :D

Lemonskin.
Jan 4th, 2005, 06:07 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/becool666/MAREA.jpg

Carrie
Man... that is genuinely scary

greenfunkTHREE.
Jan 4th, 2005, 08:38 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v488/becool666/MAREA.jpg

Carrie

oh my! looks like something from the movie doll master.

Maria ,"i am only paid 1 million a year?!?!"

Daniel
Jan 4th, 2005, 08:50 AM
Maria :o

Brian Stewart
Jan 4th, 2005, 09:40 AM
"Why are all of the photographers down there?"

or

Maria's reaction after a fan hands her a picture of Anna to sign.