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Hayato
Dec 24th, 2004, 04:26 AM
Paris Hilton Video Turns Paraguay Into World's 3rd Richest Economy

Demand for the Paris Hilton sex video has lifted the struggling country of Paraguay into an economic powerhouse with which the rest of the world must reckon.

November alone saw gross domestic production in the South America country rise an astounding 1,000,000,000,000 percent. The video has caused Paraguay, ranked 128th in terms of economy production last year, to climb dramatically into third place on the world financial leaderboard, behind only the United States and Japan.

“We haven't seen this kind of a turnaround since the Rob Lowe video boosted the Turkish economy. Not even Burma enjoyed as much success following the Pamela-Tommy Lee tape,” said Roger Duwee, a leading analyst in the homemade porno sector.

Speaking on behalf of his fellow countrymen, Paraguayan President Nicanor Duarte remarked: “Hey, this is better than sitting on a stash of oil. That semi-talented chick turned our economy around overnight.

:haha:

Hayato
Dec 24th, 2004, 04:27 AM
That's good old Paraguayans for ya ;)

Maybe Paris will one day visit there and get raped :eek: :scared:

Hayato
Dec 24th, 2004, 07:46 PM
I still wonder whether this is true or not. I find it hard to believe that Paraguay has the third richest economy in the world :eek:

But, it was on a news website...so

Hayato
Dec 24th, 2004, 07:48 PM
In fact, this is definately not true :(

Evelyn Tremble
Dec 24th, 2004, 07:56 PM
Haven't seen the video, (yet).

Cuckoo
Dec 25th, 2004, 04:59 AM
In fact, this is definately not true :(
Well as long as they have prostitution and underaged sex workers, it's the creme de la creme of South America

Hayato
Dec 25th, 2004, 05:41 AM
:)