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Pureracket
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:19 AM
How Cold Is It?


+60 Californians put on sweaters.

+50 Miami residents turn on the heat.

+45 Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.

+40 You can see your breath.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.

+35 Italian cars don't start.

+32 Water freezes.

+30 You plan your vacation in Australia.

+25 Ohio water freezes.
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.

+20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further south.

+15 French cars don't start.
Cat insists on sleeping with you.

+10 You need jumper cables to get the car going.

+5 American cars don't start.

0 Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10 German cars don't start.
Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build
an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to exist.

-20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the
homeless.
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
Japanese cars don't start.

-25 Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

-30 You plan a two week hot bath.
Swedish cars don't start.

-40 Californians disappear.
Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweater.
Your cat helps you plan your trip south.

-50 Congressional hot air freezes.
Alaskans close the bathroom window.

-80 Hell freezes over.
Polar bears move south.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.

-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-100 Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.

beauty_is_pink
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:20 AM
It was -30 here over the weekend with the windchill factor...
and yes, I live in Canada ;)

selking
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:25 AM
its frickin cold here. I live near chicago

CC
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:25 AM
Monday was horrible horrible horrible. :crying2:

Cam'ron Giles
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:41 AM
:lol: :lol:


You are all missing the point of the thread...:lol:

selking
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:42 AM
:lol: :lol:


You are all missing the point of the thread...:lol:
what about the canadians being cold? yea, I got that.

GBFH
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:44 AM
the +25: canadians go swimming

damn, that's good :lol:

it's a balmy day in texas. 60s...close to 70s, probably. ah, i love the south.

CC
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:51 AM
:lol: :lol:


You are all missing the point of the thread...:lol:
No we got it, especially "-15 Miami residents cease to exist." We just love an opportunity to whine about our misery. :p

CC
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:53 AM
the +25: canadians go swimming

damn, that's good :lol:

it's a balmy day in texas. 60s...close to 70s, probably. ah, i love the south.
:rolleyes:

I hate Jersey. I'm moving back to my little island next year. :hearts:

SzavayFi
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:07 AM
Shorts and a long sleeve shirt for texans :)

~CANUCK~
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:11 AM
You know whats funny, it was -40 yesterday with the wind chill, tomorrow they said it was gonna be only -2, so me and my friend were joking around that we were gonna break out the shorts and t-shirts. I guess there is some truth to the list afterall :p

selking
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:12 AM
You know whats funny, it was -40 yesterday with the wind chill, tomorrow they said it was gonna be only -2, so me and my friend were joking around that we were gonna break out the shorts and t-shirts. I guess there is some truth to the list afterall :p
That sucks

~CANUCK~
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:15 AM
That sucks
Enh thats nothing, i got to -50 last year. I finally put away the fall jacket today and had to put the winter one on. :lol:

selking
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:16 AM
Enh thats nothing, i got to -50 last year. I finally put away the fall jacket today and had to put the winter one on. :lol:
That why I dont understand why people go to canada for christmas. Maybe they like the snow and the coldness.

~CANUCK~
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:18 AM
That why I dont understand why people go to canada for christmas. Maybe they like the snow and the coldness.
Well the west coast is still nice, never gets cold there. But believe it or not some people like the old fashion white christmas. And well you get that here.

selking
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:20 AM
Yea, we still dont have snow here. :sad: Only 4 days til xmas

Barrie_Dude
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:22 AM
You know whats funny, it was -40 yesterday with the wind chill, tomorrow they said it was gonna be only -2, so me and my friend were joking around that we were gonna break out the shorts and t-shirts. I guess there is some truth to the list afterall :pWell, at least it will be nice to see you clothed for once!:devil:

selking
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:45 AM
damn it barrie. you killed the thread. Damn horny barry. :lol: Jk

Barrie_Dude
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:47 AM
damn it barrie. you killed the thread. Damn horny barry. :lol: JkHey, it is a well developed skill!;)

selking
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:48 AM
Hey, it is a well developed skill!;)
you should get an award for it.

Barrie_Dude
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:56 AM
you should get an award for it.At the very least, you should at least sleep with me! :hehehe:

selking
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:58 AM
At the very least, you should at least sleep with me! :hehehe:
:bolt:

Barrie_Dude
Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:00 AM
:bolt:Told u I was skilled! :haha:

Jericho
Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:09 AM
How Cold Is It?


+60 Californians put on sweaters.
that is so not true :rolleyes:

i put on a sweater at +70 :p

Barrie_Dude
Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:10 AM
that is so not true :rolleyes:

i put on a sweater at +70 :pA full body condom is not a sweater!:rolleyes:

kournikovafan13
Dec 22nd, 2004, 05:25 AM
It's 46 here in Arizona and it's 11 PM. The lowest it ever gets here at night is about 25.

Love the desert :)

backhanddtl4
Dec 22nd, 2004, 05:50 AM
The windchill was -30 here just recently. I live in Minnesota, but I don't have an extreme Fargo accent.

sarza
Dec 22nd, 2004, 07:19 AM
I live in England its so freezing and raining aswell today :sad:

Chunchun
Dec 22nd, 2004, 07:54 AM
:haha: :haha:

Lemonskin.
Dec 22nd, 2004, 08:41 AM
It was 30 degrees celcius here today... dunno what that is in farenheit

moby
Dec 22nd, 2004, 08:45 AM
It was 30 degrees celcius here today... dunno what that is in farenheit
86

it's probably about that temperature in singapore too

jimbo mack
Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:03 AM
its bitter cold here in england- raw cold. i dont want to leave the house

DevilishAttitude
Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:10 AM
Well the temperature where I live is around 10 C ATM

For Christmas though it's going to be cold and maybe snowy here :D

greenfunkTHREE.
Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:13 AM
yeahh. its 30degree celsius. mighty hot. well i think its hot. i have neer experience snow. ahaha!

*Karen*
Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:52 PM
At this time of year it normally stays below 10 degrees. We think in celsius here, don't know what that is in farenheit, it's freezing. We're supposedly going to have a white xmas, no sign of snow yet, just frost.

GBFH
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:13 PM
it's raining, today. no idea if it's cold, though. don't want to find out :lol:

Rocketta
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:34 PM
Monday it was really cold........like below 32 degrees Faren...I almost wanted to put on a coat. :unsure:

However since I don't own a coat I couldn't. :lol:

It's back to it's normal thing it's going to get up close to 70 degrees today.

Rocketta
Dec 22nd, 2004, 01:36 PM
that is so not true :rolleyes:

i put on a sweater at +70 :p
That's because 70 degrees in California is cold...:lol: I froze my butt off in Cali this past summer....70 degrees there isn't as warm as 70 degrees in the south may have something to do with the humidity?

GBFH
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:16 PM
talk about freaky weather...yesterday was in the 60s/70s...and today it's SNOWING!!!!!!

not much, but there is white stuff everywhere...meh.

TheBoiledEgg
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:49 PM
in Britain its never cold, you guys just think its cold.
a bit of snow and everyone panics, roads get blocked, public transport seizes to work, and all hell breaks loose :rolls:

(10C)50F is not cold :tape: and by weekend its only gonna get down to about 3-4C (40F) some places (0C) 32F

Dirty Sanchez
Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:56 PM
Speak for yourself Eggy.... I can't remember the last time Newcastle had a nice warm 10C day! :( :p We seem to constantly be floating around zero and it probably makes it worse that I live right next to the North Sea..... I've made the mistake of swimming in their a few times! :eek: ;)

jimbo mack
Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:14 PM
(10C)50F is not cold :tape: and by weekend its only gonna get down to about 3-4C (40F) some places (0C) 32F

oh yeah, it's really t-shirts and shorts weather isn't it? :rolleyes: