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Dementinator
Dec 21st, 2004, 08:56 PM
http://img156.exs.cx/img156/7820/qm2trialspix64nk.jpg

Here will appear info on the crew of S S Dementieva ,we are currently cruising thru the bay of biscay heading for Hong Kong!! a long trip ahead..

We have several new crew members to welcome aboard
info will appear here shortly


Welcome
Msmed Computer engineer
Ronaldo777 Master at Arms
Phong Helicopter captain
Thommas Theatre Engineer

Chunchun
Dec 21st, 2004, 11:56 PM
:lol:

i'll find a map of HK and guide u guys ;)

Chunchun
Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:30 AM
http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload3/map.bmp

let me explain it :angel:

the SS should be coming from the west, travel through the islands to Victoria Harbour
(purple line as the route)

There is sth like a port located in the purple circle, so i suggest the SS parking there ;)

The Green Circle is the place where Lena will play her match, so you guys just need to take a ferry or a bus or MTR....whatever to across the harbour

sandra_c
Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:12 AM
What do you do to get in??

sandra_c
Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:13 AM
And what SS mean??

Vamos Feńa
Dec 22nd, 2004, 11:41 AM
Hey Sandra look at your signature :lol: Jelena Docik? :rolls:

Dementinator
Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:10 PM
Thanks ED
I will inform JCFederer to lay in the course ,wow looks a bit tight but as u know the SS is damn big and powerful but very maneouverable too ,so she will get in!!
I look forward to being on the bridge as we steam into Honk Kong Harbour!!

Anyone who wanna join the crew either post here or in Lenas Fan club thread otherwise known as "ss Dementieva"

Capt Dem

Dementinator
Dec 23rd, 2004, 09:48 AM
Crew Rosta

Bridge Crew

Captain----Dementinator

Northa-----Chief Officer (number one)
Nat---------Commander 3rd in command
Miffedmax----Communications officer
Me+LenaD---Minister of Smilies
Jack---------Linguistics Officer
JC Fed-------Navigation Officer
Katie---------Lieutenant and Doctor
YS-----------Intelligence Officer
JLDementieva-Radar Operator

Engineering

E.D--------- Weapons Manager
Verba--------Power Generation Manager
Deethelick----Chief Engineer
Msmed-------Computer Engineer
Ronaldo777---Chief At Arms

Accomidation and Facilites

Andy3001----Head Chef
EvinRude-----Casino Manager + Photographer
Saab95-------Accomadation Manager
The Cat-------Special Relations Officer
Boiled Egg-----Tournament Manager
Mostefan------Fitness Manager
DR------------Hotel Security Officer
Goldenlox-----Principle Show girl
Hant----------Off BOard Relations Manager
AKTW---------StateRoom Manager
Bubble--------Media Relations Officer
Griswold------Supplies and services Manager
Hilde---------Purser
K-Linasprem--Saftey Officer
Prize Idiot----Publicity Manager (Australasia)
Phong--------Helicopter Captain
Sandra C-----Entertainments Manager

Anyone not above who wishes to join please say so

Captain Dem

Dementinator
Dec 23rd, 2004, 09:53 AM
Here is Deck Plan

http://img141.exs.cx/img141/5599/deckplan2fd.jpg

Dementinator
Dec 23rd, 2004, 09:54 AM
SS Dementieva under way
http://img141.exs.cx/img141/381/ssdementieva9rn.jpg

Mathijs
Dec 23rd, 2004, 10:57 AM
Here is Deck Plan

http://img141.exs.cx/img141/5599/deckplan2fd.jpg
ah yes, the deckplan gosh i still have to laugh if i see the deckpaln and i remember that you capt send me the first one, i was like, wow hahahahaha :haha:

Chunchun
Dec 23rd, 2004, 11:06 AM
where is my room, captain??? :scratch:

BTW i would love the shopping mall v much :worship:

no tennis courts?

Dementinator
Dec 23rd, 2004, 11:09 AM
Ahh ED
your qtrs are top deck aft ....for some reason i havent labeled them sorry u are behind Cats...tennis courts are above engines by the Gym

Chunchun
Dec 23rd, 2004, 11:25 AM
Ahh ED
your qtrs are top deck aft ....for some reason i havent labeled them sorry u are behind Cats...tennis courts are above engines by the Gym

the one above mostefan?

oic the tennis courts! :p

Vamos Feńa
Dec 23rd, 2004, 01:15 PM
I also want to join SS Dementieva! :)

Chunchun
Dec 23rd, 2004, 01:19 PM
welcome aboard! :wavey: :D

Dementinator
Dec 23rd, 2004, 03:35 PM
welcome Vamos!!!

Capt Dem here will give you your assignments shortly ,please post either here on in Lenas Main thread

Good to have u!!

Vamos Feńa
Dec 23rd, 2004, 05:01 PM
Capt Dem here will give you your assignments shortly ,please post either here on in Lenas Main thread

What what? I don't understand... :unsure:

Ronaldo777
Dec 23rd, 2004, 05:53 PM
captain d all is clear ....4 now.there have bee n sightings of santa maria sharapova and the uss.davenport at long range.i will await further instruction-ur master at arms.i will protect this vessel with my life.btw will lena ever be aboard.u should be on one side of her quarters as capt and my quaurters on the other side to protect her.

Ronaldo777
Dec 23rd, 2004, 05:55 PM
id like protion 2 the bridge as well in the future.i know the captain is busy most of the time but review the situation when u have time.same pay will be ok

evinrude15
Dec 23rd, 2004, 09:26 PM
What what? I don't understand... :unsure:
Originally Posted by Dementinator
Capt Dem here will give you your assignments shortly ,please post either here on in Lenas Main thread

The Main thread is here: http://www.wtaworld.com/showthread.php?t=4416&page=371&pp=40

Dementinator
Dec 23rd, 2004, 09:29 PM
What what? I don't understand... :unsure:

Well Vamos you are now a crew member of S Dementieva...
I have not decided on your "job" as yet ,see crew posta above to give u some idea ,basically you are now part of the best Lena fan group there is!
You need do nothing except enjoy and post!!
PM me i f u are unsure

Capt Dem

Chunchun
Dec 24th, 2004, 12:56 AM
let me suggest a job....may be the cleaner? :rolls: (j/k :p)

maybe a Promoter? to promote the SS to the world?

Vamos Feńa
Dec 24th, 2004, 01:30 PM
I can cook some brilliant food for the crew :D

Dementinator
Dec 24th, 2004, 01:34 PM
Hmm Vamos well if u wanna be Andys Soux Chef I am sure he could use some help in the Kitchens ,so see above deck plan for location of kitchens!

Fearful Jesuit
Dec 24th, 2004, 01:44 PM
okay I need some vacations!

Vamos Feńa
Dec 24th, 2004, 01:45 PM
It's next to swimming-pool :) But of corse I can be anyone else ;)

Dementinator
Dec 24th, 2004, 03:05 PM
Vamos its settled u are our Soux Chef!!
Merry Christmas all ,Ileave the bridge in the capable hands of Commander nat etc for a while ,see ya soon ,look after the SS ,DONT CRASH IT!! i dont wanna hear about any small islands being destroyed!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS CREW!!

Mathijs
Dec 24th, 2004, 03:19 PM
Vamos its settled u are our Soux Chef!!
Merry Christmas all ,Ileave the bridge in the capable hands of Commander nat etc for a while ,see ya soon ,look after the SS ,DONT CRASH IT!! i dont wanna hear about any small islands being destroyed!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS CREW!!

indeed Capt, we don't want any damage n the Engines or at the wheelhouse, and pls pls pls let nobody press the RED BUTTON, cuz it'll mess the Wheelhouse up (yup i'm the Coördinator of the Wheelhouse and chief offcourse ;)) and i can't clean the mess up the upcoming days, so just leave the RED BUTTON alone, it's a warning for all of our new crew ;)

Chunchun
Dec 24th, 2004, 03:30 PM
Merry christmas! :aparty:

Has the Christmas ball started in the Ballroom?

Ronaldo777
Dec 29th, 2004, 04:04 PM
i think kylie is perfoming

Mathijs
Dec 29th, 2004, 09:41 PM
i think kylie is perfomingstill????

geez, somebody get her off that podium quick cuz i think she's performing for herself now in the dark!!!!!! :lol:

Dementinator
Dec 29th, 2004, 09:50 PM
Well Folks please prepare for the grand New Years Celebrations ahead ,GL has promised us a fine show in the Pacific Theatre and Andy and Vamos will be preparing a special meal for us all ,we will arrive in HK in around 4 days time.

Ronaldo777
Dec 30th, 2004, 07:30 PM
raise ur glasses.CHEEEERS!!!!!!!

katiektc
Dec 31st, 2004, 01:33 PM
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO EVERYONE!!!

Slainte!!

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

miffedmax
Dec 31st, 2004, 02:47 PM
Happy New Year, Everybody! :bounce:

(A little early, but so what!)

Here's to a Grand Slam title for Lena, and whatever your personal equivalent of winning a major is for the rest of us!

Max

Dementinator
Dec 31st, 2004, 02:49 PM
Captain wishes all the crew a happy and prosperous new year and along with Max lets get Lena A Grand Slam!!

Natasc
Dec 31st, 2004, 03:51 PM
Hapy new year for ALL!!
I will past my new year on the beach, get some tan there I hope ;)
It was an amazing half of an year for me with you guys, I hope that last year we celebrated more victory!!

See ya :wavey:

Mathijs
Dec 31st, 2004, 03:57 PM
yeah indeed

Happy new year to all the crew of the SS.....

i'm outta here now, but before i forget, where's Doctor Kat if you need her, i just need a medicine for my heavy cold for tonite ;)

Fearful Jesuit
Dec 31st, 2004, 04:09 PM
Happy new year! When I came here I was looking for Lena's news, but I also found a lot of nice people here! Hey, wipe those tears! So, here's to the great crew of SS Dementieva! ¡Salud! ¡Feliz Año Nuevo! :wavey:


*peeling onions?

Vamos Feńa
Jan 1st, 2005, 12:30 AM
Your cook wishes You all a Happy 2005! :bounce: :rocker: :crazy:

Ronaldo777
Jan 2nd, 2005, 12:21 AM
a prosperous new year.oohhh,my headache!!!!lol lena,french open is waitin 4 ya

Fearful Jesuit
Jan 2nd, 2005, 03:04 PM
Your cook wishes You all a Happy 2005! :bounce: :rocker: :crazy:

mutiny in the kitchen? :confused:

katiektc
Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:10 PM
yeah indeed

Happy new year to all the crew of the SS.....

i'm outta here now, but before i forget, where's Doctor Kat if you need her, i just need a medicine for my heavy cold for tonite ;)


Oops! Sorry Northa I couldnt help out with the cold, im only recovered and alive after New Years....needed some medicine myself ;)
hope ur better.

Happy New Years everyone!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Mathijs
Jan 2nd, 2005, 09:39 PM
mutiny in the kitchen? :confused:

i don't think it's mutiny, only a little confusion, Vamos could be your assistant ;)

Mathijs
Jan 2nd, 2005, 09:40 PM
Oops! Sorry Northa I couldnt help out with the cold, im only recovered and alive after New Years....needed some medicine myself ;)
hope ur better.

Happy New Years everyone!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ahhhh nevermind Kat, i am already recovering now, feeling alot better then the last days, so within a few days i am the old Northa again :lol:

Vamos Feńa
Jan 3rd, 2005, 06:25 PM
i don't think it's mutiny, only a little confusion, Vamos could be your assistant ;)
Yeah I can be the assistant :)

Dementinator
Jan 3rd, 2005, 06:38 PM
Vamos you are the "soux Chef" Andys right hand man
Well folks we have arrived in HK harbour so lets get busy!!

Fearful Jesuit
Jan 3rd, 2005, 06:56 PM
oaky Vamos, shake hands, and peel those potatoes! ;)

Vamos Feńa
Jan 3rd, 2005, 08:51 PM
Okay Boss :haha: :haha:

miffedmax
Jan 4th, 2005, 03:12 PM
Okay, now your radio operator is reporting to sick bay with a bad cold.

Hopefully Lena's in better shape than her crew!

Max

Mathijs
Jan 4th, 2005, 03:25 PM
Okay, now your radio operator is reporting to sick bay with a bad cold.

Hopefully Lena's in better shape than her crew!

Max
Ai, maybe i infected you this morning Max while i was working on the finishing papers in the Radioroom for HK harbour and you were contacting the HK harbour office remember??......

Let's call doctor katie, hopefully she has got a medicine..., doctor Katie??, max needs your help :p

miffedmax
Jan 4th, 2005, 03:50 PM
Of course! Dr. Kati will have us shipshape in no time.

(Seriously, hope you're feeling better).

Max

Dementinator
Jan 4th, 2005, 04:11 PM
Hell whats happening to my crew!!
there is a real bad cold going round here........must be the Air con system better get Dee to check it out

Natasc
Jan 4th, 2005, 04:13 PM
What!?
Here is damn hot at the momment
I was thinking in walking naked here...cause is so hot here
I need this cold here!!
(taking of the shirt now cause of the hot)
:haha:

katiektc
Jan 4th, 2005, 06:21 PM
Max and Northa you stay away from my sick bay i dont wanna be infected again with that cold! I suggest some lemsip and a tissue from our on board pharmacy :)

Or saying as Nat is already taking all her clothes off maybe she will make u feel a lot better :lol:

Mathijs
Jan 4th, 2005, 08:18 PM
Max and Northa you stay away from my sick bay i dont wanna be infected again with that cold! I suggest some lemsip and a tissue from our on board pharmacy :)

Or saying as Nat is already taking all her clothes off maybe she will make u feel a lot better :lol:
Kat, i'm almost fully recovered so i'm ready to take the tasks again

and Nat it's also damn hot here, but not of the weather :lol: mmm maybe i'll take sth off also :haha:, the weather is fine at here, not that cold 7-10 C, only that damn rain makes it not good :(

miffedmax
Jan 4th, 2005, 08:37 PM
What!?
Here is damn hot at the momment
I was thinking in walking naked here...cause is so hot here
I need this cold here!!
(taking of the shirt now cause of the hot)
:haha:

Poor Nat's the sickest of us all! Burning up with fever! ;)

Max

Natasc
Jan 4th, 2005, 11:19 PM
and Nat it's also damn hot here, but not of the weather :lol: mmm maybe i'll take sth off also :haha:, the weather is fine at here, not that cold 7-10 C, only that damn rain makes it not good :(

Here is 32-38 ºC
So, you can understend why i'm almost naked now here right? :haha:
It's just too hot here :haha:

katiektc
Jan 5th, 2005, 10:27 AM
Oh poor u Nat!! 38o degrees...........sob sob.........

TRY 1 degree! i am frozen to the chair!!!!!! :crying2:

Dementinator
Jan 8th, 2005, 08:10 AM
WEll Crew our work is done in Hong Kong, we wil return next year!!
Thanks to all our Crew on the Dementination Torpedoes they were working perfectly ,your Captian is pleased ,so thanks to

Ronaldo777
ED
for your services on the Weapons side...

To katie for dealing with our Flu epidemic and making sure Lena did not get it
To Andy for Preparing great food for us all
To Nat and Max for keeping us all up to date with news and info
To Evin for his super pictures
And to ALL the crew who kept the SS Dementieva running so well this week!!

So No Time for rest I am Afriad ,work to be done ,Sydney calls and we have to get there quickly as poss ,so We will be running at top speed so hang on!!

Mr Dee!! Full ahead all engines and turbines once we clear HK harbour!!
Northa !! give us 35 degrees to starboard and steady as she goes!

Good Bye HK!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (horns)

Mathijs
Jan 8th, 2005, 09:05 AM
Aye Aye Capt, here it goes, luckily we dun have to sail thru the Northsea or the Channel, cuz then i think our ship would be blown away, cuz it's storming severe here and around the neighbourcountries :scared:

SS on full speed now

be back later on to get the permission of Sydney Harbour ;)

Nagato
Jan 8th, 2005, 09:31 AM
Dementieva is much very beautiful
lena Banzai!!!!

Vamos Feńa
Jan 10th, 2005, 08:08 PM
Any news?

Dementinator
Jan 10th, 2005, 10:48 PM
Capt Dem on the bridge..
Well Crew all systems are good we are docked in Sydney Harbour, and will be in action on wednesday against the greek invader so load the toredoes ED and prepare to deal with any unwanted boarders Ronaldo!
The lower Decks will be off limits to all but engineering crew and Defense personnel ,but all upper decks and facilities are open as usual...
Prepare for total DEMENTINATION!!

Mathijs
Jan 12th, 2005, 10:05 AM
Chief Officer Northa on the bridge, Dementination rockets seemed to work well, becuz of dementination of Daniilidou, am working on settings for the Dementination Rockets, so they will precisely find their target/prey......

hnwortman
Jan 12th, 2005, 04:43 PM
cannot wait until i can see everyone on television at the Australian Open. I hope Dementieva is better at her serve!!

Dementinator
Jan 12th, 2005, 10:49 PM
Two new Crew members to report

Elena2005

and

RussElenaChamp

Welcome aboard

check back to see your assignments

Capt Dem

RussElenaChamp
Jan 13th, 2005, 12:29 AM
Hello mates, so we are all in unison and in support of Elena. She should make atleast one Grand Slam victory by the year end..right?.Well if anyone gets the chance to see her during training just tell her everything is going GREAT..her form,her racket swing,her volleys,her chip shots.Ask her not to stress too much on serve since tennis is not just about skills its about intelligence and aptitude..with courage of course(which she has in abundance).

:d:)

RussElenaChamp
Jan 13th, 2005, 12:45 AM
Also good to see our weapons being loaded...and ready to fire. Lets fire these destructive forces in the form of heat and strain on Elena's opponents.Let them activate faults,double faults and more and more faults..so that our queen wins the match and then the Open.

Elena2005
Jan 13th, 2005, 06:08 AM
Hi Captain where do I go to check my assignments. :wavey: :wavey:




C'mon ELENA!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Dementinator
Jan 13th, 2005, 09:26 AM
Crew Rosta

Bridge Crew

Captain----Dementinator

Northa-----Chief Officer (number one)
Nat---------Commander 3rd in command
Miffedmax----Communications officer
Me+LenaD---Minister of Smilies
Jack---------Linguistics Officer
JC Fed-------Navigation Officer
Katie---------Lieutenant and Doctor
YS-----------Intelligence Officer
JLDementieva-Radar Operator

Engineering

E.D--------- Weapons Manager
Verba--------Power Generation Manager
Deethelick----Chief Engineer
Msmed-------Computer Engineer
Ronaldo777---Chief At Arms

Accomidation and Facilites

Andy3001----Head Chef
EvinRude-----Casino Manager + Photographer
Saab95-------Accomadation Manager
The Cat-------Special Relations Officer
Boiled Egg-----Tournament Manager
Mostefan------Fitness Manager
DR------------Hotel Security Officer
Goldenlox-----Principle Show girl
Hant----------Off BOard Relations Manager
AKTW---------StateRoom Manager
Bubble--------Media Relations Officer
Griswold------Supplies and services Manager
Hilde---------Purser
K-Linasprem--Saftey Officer
Prize Idiot----Publicity Manager (Australasia)
Phong--------Helicopter Captain
Sandra C-----Entertainments Manager

new positions

Elena2005--------Moscow Night Club Manager
RussElenaChamp--St Petersburg Restaurant Manager

Anyone not above who wishes to join please say so

Captain Dem

Dementinator
Jan 13th, 2005, 09:28 AM
New members check above for your assignments
Please check Deck plan on previous page for locations of various facilites..

Well The SS Dementieva is running excelently and has score two direct hits and is on course for the AO!!

Capt Dem

Mathijs
Jan 13th, 2005, 10:19 AM
Also good to see our weapons being loaded...and ready to fire. Lets fire these destructive forces in the form of heat and strain on Elena's opponents.Let them activate faults,double faults and more and more faults..so that our queen wins the match and then the Open.
No Prob RussElenaChamp, i checked all the Dementination rockets this week (yes it tested them on a desert island in the Pacific Ocean, so no humans where harmed during the testing).

They seemed to be fine, and ready for some serious Dementination this year (well they are one of the best rockets on the whole planet :haha: ) so i am hoping they can bring Lena the title in Sydney this week....

welcome aboard new members, to you is speaking Chief Officer Northa (that is the one and only nr. one!!!) enjoy ur stay at the SS and incase you've probs and dunno what to do, pls report either to me, or Capt, or incase we are online, you can always ask Commander Nat and some others as well ;)

Mathijs
Jan 13th, 2005, 10:24 AM
Crew Rosta

Bridge Crew

Captain----Dementinator

Northa-----Chief Officer (number one)
Nat---------Commander 3rd in command
Miffedmax----Communications officer
Me+LenaD---Minister of Smilies
Jack---------Linguistics Officer
JC Fed-------Navigation Officer
Katie---------Lieutenant and Doctor
YS-----------Intelligence Officer
JLDementieva-Radar Operator

Engineering

E.D--------- Weapons Manager
Verba--------Power Generation Manager
Deethelick----Chief Engineer
Msmed-------Computer Engineer
Ronaldo777---Chief At Arms

Accomidation and Facilites

Andy3001----Head Chef
EvinRude-----Casino Manager + Photographer
Saab95-------Accomadation Manager
The Cat-------Special Relations Officer
Boiled Egg-----Tournament Manager
Mostefan------Fitness Manager
DR------------Hotel Security Officer
Goldenlox-----Principle Show girl
Hant----------Off BOard Relations Manager
AKTW---------StateRoom Manager
Bubble--------Media Relations Officer
Griswold------Supplies and services Manager
Hilde---------Purser
K-Linasprem--Saftey Officer
Prize Idiot----Publicity Manager (Australasia)
Phong--------Helicopter Captain
Sandra C-----Entertainments Manager

new positions

Elena2005--------Moscow Night Club Manager
RussElenaChamp--St Petersburg Restaurant Manager

Anyone not above who wishes to join please say so

Captain Dem
thanks for the Crew Rosta Capt, only i miss someone where's Vamos???, i know he/she is Andy's assistant in the kitchen but i cannot find her on the list :confused:

Elena2005
Jan 13th, 2005, 10:54 AM
Crew Rosta

Bridge Crew

Captain----Dementinator

Northa-----Chief Officer (number one)
Nat---------Commander 3rd in command
Miffedmax----Communications officer
Me+LenaD---Minister of Smilies
Jack---------Linguistics Officer
JC Fed-------Navigation Officer
Katie---------Lieutenant and Doctor
YS-----------Intelligence Officer
JLDementieva-Radar Operator

Engineering

E.D--------- Weapons Manager
Verba--------Power Generation Manager
Deethelick----Chief Engineer
Msmed-------Computer Engineer
Ronaldo777---Chief At Arms

Accomidation and Facilites

Andy3001----Head Chef
EvinRude-----Casino Manager + Photographer
Saab95-------Accomadation Manager
The Cat-------Special Relations Officer
Boiled Egg-----Tournament Manager
Mostefan------Fitness Manager
DR------------Hotel Security Officer
Goldenlox-----Principle Show girl
Hant----------Off BOard Relations Manager
AKTW---------StateRoom Manager
Bubble--------Media Relations Officer
Griswold------Supplies and services Manager
Hilde---------Purser
K-Linasprem--Saftey Officer
Prize Idiot----Publicity Manager (Australasia)
Phong--------Helicopter Captain
Sandra C-----Entertainments Manager

new positions

Elena2005--------Moscow Night Club Manager
RussElenaChamp--St Petersburg Restaurant Manager

Anyone not above who wishes to join please say so

Captain Dem

Thanks Captain

Hopefully we'll c everyone @ the nigth club @ the end of the week to celebrate Lena's Sidney victory, and we'll have an even bigger celebration when she wins her 1st grand slam - the AO ;)

C'mon Lena :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Nagato
Jan 13th, 2005, 11:20 AM
Captain,May I also board it?

Dementinator
Jan 13th, 2005, 11:40 AM
Of Course Nagato welcome aboard!!
I will provide u with your assignments shortly...

Vamos is our Soux Chef ,sorry i have missed that of our list oops!!
update will be forthcomming!!

Thanks to Number Ones info on ES ,I have set the Bridge Data recorders to record Lenas QF today ,so i will hopefully transfer to DVD shortly after ,so if any one is interested i may be able to help with a copy!!

Capt Dem

RussElenaChamp
Jan 13th, 2005, 11:48 AM
Captain and Chief Officer please let me know about the waves through which we are sailing.Is the wind and weather conditions tough.....if it is so I have certain observations and techniques to counter that.Please let me know if you need it.

Hi Elena2005..Good to see a batchmate..I mean someone who has joined with me.So lets start the campaign for the Open..right'O?

Dementinator
Jan 13th, 2005, 11:52 AM
Conditions in Sydney HArbour right now are good ,Radar has shown no problems as yet ,just working out how to get to Melbourne in 2 days!! Hmm maybes we need to employ the little known "Warp Drive" to speed up our passage!!
Well we have the Hellicopter so Lena can always go on ahead of us!!

RussElenaChamp
Jan 13th, 2005, 12:20 PM
When do we get to know whom she plays in the R-128 at the Open?.I believe thats her toughest task..its to start the things strongly.Lets hold the fire missiles precisely on that so so person whom she plays first.

Elena2005
Jan 13th, 2005, 01:32 PM
Captain and Chief Officer please let me know about the waves through which we are sailing.Is the wind and weather conditions tough.....if it is so I have certain observations and techniques to counter that.Please let me know if you need it.

Hi Elena2005..Good to see a batchmate..I mean someone who has joined with me.So lets start the campaign for the Open..right'O?

Hi Champ, Definitely. :D

Mathijs
Jan 13th, 2005, 01:40 PM
When do we get to know whom she plays in the R-128 at the Open?.I believe thats her toughest task..its to start the things strongly.Lets hold the fire missiles precisely on that so so person whom she plays first.
Hey Champ and Elena2005 have you already visited the Lena D fan Club in here???, it might be a better idea if u post these kinda questions in there, for more respond to your q's etc. (it's just a suggestion ;))

Nagato
Jan 13th, 2005, 02:16 PM
Of Course Nagato welcome aboard!!
I will provide u with your assignments shortly...

Vamos is our Soux Chef ,sorry i have missed that of our list oops!!
update will be forthcomming!!

Thanks to Number Ones info on ES ,I have set the Bridge Data recorders to record Lenas QF today ,so i will hopefully transfer to DVD shortly after ,so if any one is interested i may be able to help with a copy!!

Capt Dem
Thank you captain. :)

JLDementieva
Jan 13th, 2005, 03:51 PM
Shame on me that I haven't posted in here!!! :D
Hope everyone's having a good day!

Mathijs
Jan 13th, 2005, 04:19 PM
Shame on me that I haven't posted in here!!! :D
Hope everyone's having a good day!
not a shame JL, hope ur well :hug: :kiss:

JLDementieva
Jan 13th, 2005, 04:22 PM
not a shame JL, hope ur well :hug: :kiss:
:hug: :D

Mathijs
Jan 18th, 2005, 02:46 PM
No probs had so far in Melbourne, all systems are looking okay, Dementination rockets are looking good....

The only prob i have is this terrible muscle pain on the left side of my neck, if smb can send out Doctor Katie, to me cabin tonite, to massage my neck i think my neck will be fine tomorrow again....

katiektc
Jan 18th, 2005, 03:10 PM
Dr. Katie on board and hearing u northa!!!
though im not massaging ur neck u lazy git!!!! :lol:
unless u pay me :angel:

Mathijs
Jan 18th, 2005, 03:16 PM
Dr. Katie on board and hearing u northa!!!
though im not massaging ur neck u lazy git!!!! :lol:
unless u pay me :angel:
euhm *blush* :haha:

Well it wasn't totally what i was meaning, if u wanna look to it that's also okay :lol:

udachi Elena
Jan 19th, 2005, 12:33 AM
I would like to join as well:)

lovlenad
Jan 19th, 2005, 12:43 AM
I would like to join as well:)me too
:worship: :worship: :worship:

Dementinator
Jan 19th, 2005, 08:04 AM
Morning crew

Two new members Udachi Elena and Pigbaby!!

Welcome aboard!
I will assign your cabins on deck 12 aft ,and assignments will be forthcomming ,enjoy your stay here on the best Vessel in WTA!!

Captain Dementinator

Elena2005
Jan 19th, 2005, 08:10 AM
Morning crew

Two new members Udachi Elena and Pigbaby!!

Welcome aboard!
I will assign your cabins on deck 12 aft ,and assignments will be forthcomming ,enjoy your stay here on the best Vessel in WTA!!

Captain Dementinator

Welcome Udachi Elena & Pigbaby :wavey:

stefan_jonas
Jan 19th, 2005, 09:50 AM
What kind of boat is the SS Dementieva?

Dementinator
Jan 19th, 2005, 10:19 AM
The SS Dementieva is the fastest most powerful and Beautiful Vessel afloat!!
150,000 tons and 1100ft of unstopablitiy!!
stay tuned for pics..............

Mathijs
Jan 19th, 2005, 11:53 AM
CO Northa in pain again, i sprained a toe this morning when coming outta my cabin :sad: why oh why am i always unlucky :haha:

Ronaldo777
Jan 20th, 2005, 07:24 PM
my weapons are doing well.2 down with little effort.ill prepare bigger guns for dannii match

Mathijs
Jan 20th, 2005, 08:24 PM
my weapons are doing well.2 down with little effort.ill prepare bigger guns for dannii match
Good to hear that Ronaldo, hopefully your Dementination rockets will be extremely powerful ag. Dani :)

Elena2005
Jan 21st, 2005, 07:30 AM
What kind of boat is the SS Dementieva?

Boat :haha: :haha:
It's a floating city :yeah:

stefan_jonas
Jan 22nd, 2005, 11:23 AM
Haha can I be like a deck boy?

Ronaldo777
Jan 22nd, 2005, 09:52 PM
talk to the skip stefan.dementination rockets are homing in on patty.

Dementinator
Jan 23rd, 2005, 06:48 PM
WElcome aboard Stefan ,we need an assitant medic in the infirmary so ,I guess thats you buddy!!

Mathijs
Jan 23rd, 2005, 07:36 PM
Wow Capt, we got lots and lots of Crew lately, which is v v good :yeah:, let's hope we are not running out of jobs :haha: :lol:

Ronaldo777
Jan 23rd, 2005, 07:51 PM
cleaner and maid are vacant i think

Mathijs
Jan 23rd, 2005, 07:54 PM
yeah we now but a assistant medic is never bad ;)

stefan_jonas
Jan 24th, 2005, 09:22 AM
Ha yes that sounds pretty decent :)

katiektc
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:42 PM
well, stefan my little assistant:) you answer to me now :lol:

Ronaldo777
Jan 24th, 2005, 05:46 PM
yeah,remember who the boss is

stefan_jonas
Jan 25th, 2005, 10:19 AM
Do I call you the doctor?

katiektc
Jan 25th, 2005, 10:28 AM
u could, but i prefer to be called "The Boss" :cool:

Paco
Jan 25th, 2005, 04:51 PM
Can I join you?

stefan_jonas
Jan 26th, 2005, 04:41 AM
Right'o boss!

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 08:41 AM
Welcome Aboard Paco ,I will assign duties and your cabin shortly

Capt Dem

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 10:46 AM
Some new pics form the onboard Photographer for new crew memebers who have not seen them

http://img189.exs.cx/img189/4922/qm829kh.jpg

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 10:47 AM
The Belgrade Casino.....managed by Evinrude

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/3356/1010177imgvi3qx.jpg

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/6614/1010174imgvi2ha.jpg

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 10:50 AM
The St Petersburg Restaurant

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/3108/1030327imgvi5ug.jpg

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 10:51 AM
The main Lobby

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/4053/1030348imgvi6kb.jpg

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 10:52 AM
The Moscow Night Club

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/5259/1020206imgvi9yd.jpg

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 10:52 AM
ThePacific Theatre

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/7022/1030373imgvi8ue.jpg

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 10:53 AM
A Rare Glimpse of Lenas State Room ,being checked by our Security Personel

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/7796/1000062imgvi8ij.jpg

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 10:55 AM
The Hawiian Bar

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/8956/1020226imgvi8xk.jpg

We are currently in need of a new bar manager so anybody who wishes to reply please let me know

lovlenad
Jan 26th, 2005, 11:11 AM
Cap,i cant see the pix

Fearful Jesuit
Jan 26th, 2005, 11:37 AM
no pics of my kitchen, thank God; it's really a mess....

Elena2005
Jan 26th, 2005, 12:08 PM
The Moscow Night Club

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/5259/1020206imgvi9yd.jpg

:woohoo: :banana: :aparty: We'll party when Lena wins in Tokyo! :woohoo: :banana: :aparty:

Mathijs
Jan 26th, 2005, 01:30 PM
no pics of my kitchen, thank God; it's really a mess....
No and also not of the Wheelhouse luckily (whoopsz no i'm wrong, you can see the wheelhouse through a webcam :lol:, yes i got a webcam since yesterday)

Chunchun
Jan 26th, 2005, 01:44 PM
i can't see any of the pics :confused: :crying2:

Mathijs
Jan 26th, 2005, 01:46 PM
i can't see any of the pics :confused: :crying2:
really strange, i can see them, wonder what will be wrong?? :scratch:

Chunchun
Jan 26th, 2005, 01:51 PM
There are just red crosses in every pics :crying2:

Ronaldo777
Jan 26th, 2005, 04:25 PM
no pics of my interrigation room or my defence room.u could see it but u could be a wta players spy so i'd have to kill ya.

Paco
Jan 26th, 2005, 06:40 PM
:woohoo: :banana: :aparty: We'll party when Lena wins in Tokyo! :woohoo: :banana: :aparty:

I wanna party!!!! :)

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 07:04 PM
Ensign Pigbaby!! i here assign you to the Engineering department ,you will be in Deethelicks team looking after the Engines and all things technical ,a very responsible position and we all expect great service ,your cabin is on deck 13 Aft

evinrude15
Jan 26th, 2005, 07:06 PM
The Moscow Night Club

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/5259/1020206imgvi9yd.jpg


DANCE DANCE DANCE, I want to move la la la la, check your body la la la la

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty: :aparty:

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 07:08 PM
Paco I hereby assign you the position of bar manager in the Hawaiian Bar ,you will over see all oerations there and make sure Lena does not drink too much during tournaments ,becareful tho ,Lena is very strong so make sure u have plenty of help before asking her to leave ,although she is very well behaved normally so i do not expect probs.
Your Cabin is on deck 11 forward

Dementinator
Jan 26th, 2005, 07:09 PM
New members please look at previous page for more pics ,and the deck plan is on earlier pages

miffedmax
Jan 26th, 2005, 07:27 PM
New members please look at previous page for more pics ,and the deck plan is on earlier pages

Yes, aboard a craft this big and powerful it's easy to get lost. There were a couple of Kuznetsova fans who boarded and got lost . . . when the rescue team found them it was not a pretty picture.

Of course, everyone is welcome aboard the SS Dementieva, but we must ask that passengers and crew follow all posted safety precautions.

Max

katiektc
Jan 26th, 2005, 07:31 PM
Haha, but they werent just any kuznetsova fans, they were spies!
spies i tell ye!!

we found them and 'took care of them'

;)

_LuCaS_
Jan 26th, 2005, 08:19 PM
The Moscow Night Club

http://img180.exs.cx/img180/5259/1020206imgvi9yd.jpg

Katie dear...wanna :dance:? uh and no :toothy: this time ok ? ;)

katiektc
Jan 26th, 2005, 08:36 PM
Yeh, for sure, if you're buying my drinks :lol:
But i cant promise no :toothy:, especially when your heads turned.
The Queen Vamp Nastya would be disapointed ;)

Vamos Feńa
Jan 26th, 2005, 08:42 PM
OMG S.S.Dementieva is fantastic! :eek: :eek:
I'm like WOW!!!!!!! I want to dance with Lena and Daniela. ;)

katiektc
Jan 26th, 2005, 08:52 PM
Daniela Hantuchova?! i dont think she resides on our great ship, but i'm sure she is welcome for an overnight stay. ;)

lovlenad
Jan 27th, 2005, 02:21 AM
Ensign Pigbaby!! i here assign you to the Engineering department ,you will be in Deethelicks team looking after the Engines and all things technical ,a very responsible position and we all expect great service ,your cabin is on deck 13 Aft
yes,cap! :angel:

Elena2005
Jan 27th, 2005, 06:03 AM
Daniela Hantuchova?! i dont think she resides on our great ship, but i'm sure she is welcome for an overnight stay. ;)

Dani's always welcome :hearts: :drool: :drool:

Elena2005
Jan 27th, 2005, 06:31 AM
Captain we're running out of drinks! :lol: Many new faces aboard.

Paco
Jan 27th, 2005, 08:14 AM
Paco I hereby assign you the position of bar manager in the Hawaiian Bar ,you will over see all oerations there and make sure Lena does not drink too much during tournaments ,becareful tho ,Lena is very strong so make sure u have plenty of help before asking her to leave ,although she is very well behaved normally so i do not expect probs.
Your Cabin is on deck 11 forward
Yes, Sir!

Paco
Jan 27th, 2005, 08:31 AM
Captain we're running out of drinks! :lol: Many new faces aboard.

If you need drinks come to my Hawaiian Bar. I can give you some. :)

Fearful Jesuit
Jan 27th, 2005, 12:22 PM
hawaiian bar, here I go! :drink:

Paco
Jan 28th, 2005, 07:37 AM
I had so many work in Hawaiian Bar yesterday. Here are rules (how you should behave in my bar):
1. You musn't smoke (because it's unhealthy for Lena. I know that for people who are adicted is hard not to smoke so I'm going to build special place for them. I think it will be in next week.
2. You musnt fight here (I want that Hawaiian Bar will be nice place)
I hope you will enjoy this place. :)

Dementinator
Jan 28th, 2005, 11:23 AM
I had so many work in Hawaiian Bar yesterday. Here are rules (how you should behave in my bar):
1. You musn't smoke (because it's unhealthy for Lena. I know that for people who are adicted is hard not to smoke so I'm going to build special place for them. I think it will be in next week.
2. You musnt fight here (I want that Hawaiian Bar will be nice place)
I hope you will enjoy this place. :)


Well Done Paco!! a very well run bar ,your Captain is pleased and so is Lena ,she wants a nice big Orange juice later ,as shes been excercising very hard inn the gym ,shes worn out two more bits of machinery and broken the leg press AGAIN!!

Mathijs
Jan 28th, 2005, 11:54 AM
Well Done Paco!! a very well run bar ,your Captain is pleased and so is Lena ,she wants a nice big Orange juice later ,as shes been excercising very hard inn the gym ,shes worn out two more bits of machinery and broken the leg press AGAIN!!
Oh gosh again??, how many times did she have broken it already??? :lol:
Well we'll send them to the repair room right away...., i was there when she was exercising and i am very satisfied, well Lena has Hulk arms now as she had never before :)

Btw new job we need a repairman who repairs all things Lena has broken again..... Have we got a repairman already or do we need to wait for one???

Mmm well don't Let Lena come near the engines, i think we have some serious damage then :lol: :haha:

Ronaldo777
Jan 28th, 2005, 05:25 PM
Haha, but they werent just any kuznetsova fans, they were spies!
spies i tell ye!!

we found them and 'took care of them'

;)

yes kat my defences are working well.we certainly''took care of them'' alright.and i dont mean i bought them a drink.if they were anywhere near lena then i'd beat them so bad they'd look even worse than sveta.although lena has told me she would like to help me and get a piece of the action aswell.

Paco
Jan 28th, 2005, 08:48 PM
Cap as you can see in the picture I don't have any problems. :)

Alenyaa
Jan 31st, 2005, 10:54 AM
Xcuse me captain, you need another crew member? :)

miffedmax
Jan 31st, 2005, 02:43 PM
Cap as you can see in the picture I don't have any problems. :)

Great pic!

Max

Dementinator
Jan 31st, 2005, 03:24 PM
Welcome ~Aboard Alenyaa ,I will assign a cabin and your dutiesshortly....Welcome aboard the SS Dementieva!!
Well Paco ,its seems it takes drastic measures to keep Lena behaving herself ,be careful shes quite a handful!! Glad she likes the Bar ,i need her out of the Gym occaionally so i can replace the equipment she keeps wearing out and breaking ,Thigh Masters just dont seem to be made like they used to be ,Lena has broken every one!!

Paco
Jan 31st, 2005, 05:08 PM
Welcome ~Aboard Alenyaa ,I will assign a cabin and your dutiesshortly....Welcome aboard the SS Dementieva!!
Well Paco ,its seems it takes drastic measures to keep Lena behaving herself ,be careful shes quite a handful!! Glad she likes the Bar ,i need her out of the Gym occaionally so i can replace the equipment she keeps wearing out and breaking ,Thigh Masters just dont seem to be made like they used to be ,Lena has broken every one!!

Maybe we need stronger equipment :)

Mathijs
Jan 31st, 2005, 06:07 PM
Maybe we need stronger equipment :)
I doubt that that will help Paco, i am afraid she'll break the stronger equipment also....

It was really nice to visit your bar today, Paco, and nice drinks you got in there, luckily i'm not drunk right now, would be not good if i wanna control the Wheelhouse.... :lol:

Paco
Jan 31st, 2005, 06:14 PM
I doubt that that will help Paco, i am afraid she'll break the stronger equipment also....

It was really nice to visit your bar today, Paco, and nice drinks you got in there, luckily i'm not drunk right now, would be not good if i wanna control the Wheelhouse.... :lol:

Good to hear that you aren't drunk. I have to say that I was afraid because you drank so much :p

Alenyaa
Feb 2nd, 2005, 01:35 PM
I know a good assignment for myself: I'll be Lena's trainingpartner on the tenniscourts!!! :D

Paco
Feb 2nd, 2005, 05:57 PM
I know a good assignment for myself: I'll be Lena's trainingpartner on the tenniscourts!!! :D

Welcome. I think you should wait for captain decision about your assignment.

Dementinator
Feb 2nd, 2005, 06:01 PM
I know a good assignment for myself: I'll be Lena's trainingpartner on the tenniscourts!!! :D


Well Alenyaa if u fancy that job ,by all means ,but beware many have taken that job only to end up a broken Gibbering Ruin!!! She has worn just about everybody out with her traing Regimes but ,you got the job!! good luck!!

stefan_jonas
Feb 3rd, 2005, 11:45 AM
Us medical dudes will be on standby

Alenyaa
Feb 3rd, 2005, 04:24 PM
:woohoo: Thnx captain! :woohoo:
Hehe, yeah, I've read about the damage she has already done, and I constantly see new training gear being boarded. :D
Well, I guess no other job would be a real challenge, besides, trainingpartners are expandable :lol:
Guess we're gonna be seeing a lot of eachother in the future ey Stefan? :lol:

Ronaldo777
Feb 3rd, 2005, 07:35 PM
if lena gets too much call me or kat and we'll ''have words'' with her.we don't want more injured people here.

Dementinator
Feb 4th, 2005, 08:17 PM
Captains Announcement!!

We are currently on full speed Ahead for France .so every one at their posts!!
There will be a suprise emergency drill at somepoint in the next 3 days ,I will not say when but keep posted ,we need to test all emergency systems and damage control Routines to make sure we are working at full capacity...
Captain Dem

Mathijs
Feb 4th, 2005, 08:28 PM
Wheelhouse is looking okay, will put the Wheelhouse on Autopilot for tonite...

Will be here the next following days to test some emergency systems at ur Command Capt

CO Northa on standby duty......

Paco
Feb 4th, 2005, 08:40 PM
Hawian Bar is looking OK

Dementinator
Feb 5th, 2005, 03:02 PM
RED ALERT RED ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ALL HANDS ACTION STATIONS!!!

direct hit to starboard midsection!!
Deck 3 taking water!!
Close all watertight doors NOW!!!

Ronaldo load forward dementination lauchers
ED load aft launchers

Bring us around 45 degrees to port NOW!!! HARD ASTERN!!!
lock down all defense systems immediately!!

Bring Engines to Maximum speed !!!! MOVE!!!!!!

fires detected in rear storage area!!!
Deploy extingisher sytems!!
Evacuate the lower decks!!


Well done!!!
That concludes our emergency drill!!
all systems performed superbly!!
Condition back to green ,make all missiles safe!!
Hawiian bar!! reload the scotch ,I am on my way down!!

Fearful Jesuit
Feb 5th, 2005, 03:24 PM
the kitchen is a mess, as usual!

Mathijs
Feb 5th, 2005, 04:12 PM
Well don't be surprised Andy if the Wheelhouse is also a mess (again :lol: ), cuz Capt pushed the RED BUTTON (with permission offcourse :) ;)) but okay nevermind, The Wheelhouse is messy for a good destination!!!!! :yeah:

Paco
Feb 5th, 2005, 04:35 PM
Capt, Here is scotch!!! Do you want more? :p

Elena2005
Feb 7th, 2005, 05:43 AM
Moscow Night Club safe, :D thank God! I need a drink 2 Paco :lol:

Dementinator
Feb 7th, 2005, 08:27 AM
Talking of the Moscow Night Club have we seen Lena in there lately?
I have been told that when she gets her dancing feet on LOOK OUT!
Well seems all areas sucsessfully dealt with the emergency drill!

Andy , I hope u have the kitchens tidied up as we are going to be due a health inspection soon and you know what those inspectors a like ,move the refridgerators and make sure its clean underneath !

Katie and Stefan ,there will be some new medical equipment loaded onboard soon to cope with the injuries to Lenas training partners!!

jklense
Feb 7th, 2005, 07:22 PM
Sorry Crew, but due to being absent for some time, I missed to congratulate
two of the longest-history fans of Lena here, namely
Dee {DEETHELICK} :hatoff:
and Luís {Hantuchov} :woohoo:
with their recent birthdays :o

Better late than never, guys... :wavey:
You are both so strong supporters of Lena and wise men, thanks for your joining us
and bringing reasoning and strong opinions here...
Best wishes to you! :yippee:

Dementinator
Feb 7th, 2005, 07:37 PM
Many happy returns!!

Alenyaa
Feb 8th, 2005, 04:30 PM
Woohoo, new medical gear! :bounce:
Captain, I think I kinda underestimated the job, or maybe I just need to get used to the pace, but anyways, if a new crewmember asks for this position as well, PLEASE give it to him, I can use a sidekick. She's tearing me apart!!! :help:

...

MEDIC!!! :lol:

Mathijs
Feb 8th, 2005, 05:59 PM
Woohoo, new medical gear! :bounce:
Captain, I think I kinda underestimated the job, or maybe I just need to get used to the pace, but anyways, if a new crewmember asks for this position as well, PLEASE give it to him, I can use a sidekick. She's tearing me apart!!! :help:

...

MEDIC!!! :lol:

:haha: i know what you mean Alenyaa, i did the job some months before i got the job of 1th officer and Wheelhouse keeper (or should i say Wheelhouse-Manager :haha: )
Actually i like my Wheelhouse-manager and CO (Chief Officer 2nd in command ;)) much more then my job as training partner of Lena, i also got teared up, and weared out by Lena :lol:

Dementinator
Feb 8th, 2005, 07:46 PM
Woohoo, new medical gear! :bounce:
Captain, I think I kinda underestimated the job, or maybe I just need to get used to the pace, but anyways, if a new crewmember asks for this position as well, PLEASE give it to him, I can use a sidekick. She's tearing me apart!!! :help:

...

MEDIC!!! :lol:

No probs ,i did warn ya ,shes a very fit and strong girl is Lena ,if any new members joint I will assign them as your assistant

stefan_jonas
Feb 9th, 2005, 11:02 AM
At this rate I don't think the new supplies will last very long....

Alenyaa
Feb 9th, 2005, 05:40 PM
Na'uh, I anyone reads this I doubt whether he or she would want the job. But I think I'll manage for now :)
Btw, I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm Belgian yet, I might end up even worse than I am now! :lol:

Dementinator
Feb 9th, 2005, 07:02 PM
Na'uh, I anyone reads this I doubt whether he or she would want the job. But I think I'll manage for now :)
Btw, I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm Belgian yet, I might end up even worse than I am now! :lol:


he he Shes a fair girl ,I dont think she hates Belgians at all! just a certain minister ,if she should "bump" into him!! well ,hes toast!! we will see "hulk Pic" Lena! ,all raging muscles :eek: like we saw after her win over kuz in KC ,and thats truely frightening, he would not stand a chance!!

I am sure I will be ordering the SS to dock in Belgium sometime this year ,she was just not read y next week ,and with the injury its just as well really.

jklense
Feb 9th, 2005, 07:15 PM
Btw, I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm Belgian yet, I might end up even worse than I am now! :lol:Lena has no problems with Belgians, i know for sure :yeah:
Both top Belgian players are fond of her as well. :hearts:
It's only that guy and his team :cuckoo: - don't mix them up with real people :wavey:

Alenyaa
Feb 10th, 2005, 06:42 PM
he he Shes a fair girl ,I dont think she hates Belgians at all! just a certain minister ,if she should "bump" into him!! well ,hes toast!! we will see "hulk Pic" Lena! ,all raging muscles :eek: like we saw after her win over kuz in KC ,and thats truely frightening, he would not stand a chance!!

I would like to see that actually... Isn't there some way we could set that up, perhaps? We lewer the guy onto our ship, *hum hum*, sorry captain, YOUR ship :p, saying that Lena would like to have a 'friendly discussion' about what happened. We offer the guy a one week cruise just to make sure that he won't suspect anything, and then, when we're at open sea, we'll shut down the engines and let Lena have her way with him! :devil:
Once she's finished playing we can simply feed the guy to the sharks which we'll lewer with some horsemeat from Andy's kitchen.

Now I think the Moscow nightclub is the ultimate stage for this. It's going to need some cleaning afterwards but after that spectacle I think we'll all be more than happy to do that. :lol:
(Or maybe we could use Andy's kitchen since, if we may believe him, is always a mess. Saves us the cleaning :))

Elena2005
Feb 11th, 2005, 07:18 AM
Sure we could use the night club, we could give him some of Paco's "special" drinks :hehehe: so he wouldn't know what's going on. :lol:

Dementinator
Feb 11th, 2005, 09:52 AM
sounds good to me ,and ,Alenyaa it is OUR ship , its for all us Lena fans I just happen to be up here on the Bridge at the pointy end trying to keep it all working smoothly!
Paco ,gets some drinks in ,and Elena2005 get the dance floor clear ,i will see what we can do!!

Paco
Feb 11th, 2005, 05:52 PM
Cool, here are drinks (but don't drink it - it's very special!! :devil: :devil: )

Alenyaa
Feb 11th, 2005, 06:23 PM
Alright. I've brought the issue up with Lena after our last training, and she found it a great idea. I could see a tiny little sparkle in her eyes, ah, so beautiful, :inlove: after I had explained the entire idea, so I guess she's really into it. :D
Now she didn't want to go with the shark thingy at first, but I convinced her that the consequences for her career would be devastating if this were ever to be made public. So she went with it in the end, as long as we would dump him into the sea.
Dont think that'll be a problem ey chums? :devil:

Now since I'm Belgian, I suggest that I and maybe another Belgian crewmember go and invite the minister personally, and make sure that he gets onto the ship. In the meantime we must make sure that all preparations have been made by the time he boards the ship. Nothing may give us away!
Now I'm going to need your help on making a list of preparations, so post your suggestions here and we'll make a list together.

This is what I've got so far:
- personal letter from Lena to the minister to present at our invitation
- horsemeat, and lots of it to make sure we'll get lots of sharks :devil:
- special drinks (thnx Paco ;))
- cleaning material, and again lots of it if I know Lena :lol:
- ...

Your turn, fill up the list! :)
I'm gonna love this :devil:

Dementinator
Feb 12th, 2005, 02:03 PM
Well Mentioned it to Lena again and as u say a glint in her eye appeared and she showed me her famous "hulk pose" again, that minister stands no chance!!

Well we are mid Atlantic right now so its a good a place as any .
We need to stop for a while ,to service the main Diesels ,so i have shut down engines and dropped anchor for day or two.

Hows the Gym doing these days? any more damaged equipment?

Elena2005
Feb 14th, 2005, 05:25 AM
Alenyaa, Andy should have plenty of cleaning materials. ;)
Moscow Night Club is all clear Captain! :devil:

Dementinator
Feb 14th, 2005, 09:21 AM
Goodo!!
Lets do it!!!

Alenyaa
Feb 14th, 2005, 04:06 PM
Alrighty then!
I'll go get him. Gather everyone into the nightclub, they're not going to want to miss this!

...

"Here we are, mister Eerdekens. Have yourself a seat, our man Paco will serve you a drink, and I will go and notify miss Dementieva that you are waiting for her. Excuse me? Yes, I know it's pretty crowded in here, but there's a big show scheduled for tonight. They are probably already 'warming up'."

Hit him, Paco! I'll go get Lady D!

Ronaldo777
Feb 14th, 2005, 06:08 PM
i'll tie him up and hit him a few slaps

Paco
Feb 14th, 2005, 07:10 PM
"Hi man! Maybe drink?...... No, it doesn't stink.... It's my favourite drink - the best one. Special for you."

Ok, he drank it. Your time guys. :)

Mathijs
Feb 14th, 2005, 07:11 PM
Mmm I'll be there to assist Lena if it's needed, i'll keep my eye on the bastard in case he'll try to escape, i am looking forward to Lena's Stranglehold on him :devil:

Elena2005
Feb 15th, 2005, 05:33 AM
I'll shine some bright lights in his face so he can't see whats going on :devil:

Dementinator
Feb 15th, 2005, 09:47 AM
Well just seen Lena ,shes looking kinda happy with herself and has that look on her lovely face that she has after shes had a good workout in the Gym and broken more equipment,sooo I think our minister is no more...

Right then lets haul ass!!
Dee ,get the Diesels started and run up the turbines!!

he we go , just turn the key!! give her a little gas and... NANA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA (COME ON START!!!) NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA VRMMMMMMM!!!!

Ahhh!! you cant beat the sound of four 50,000 Horse power Diesels first thing in the morning!!
Right then into gear....clutch out!! and full ahead!! California here we come...

Alenyaa
Feb 15th, 2005, 09:56 AM
I think your help is fairly appreciated by Lena guys, but I think we can trust her in finishing the job by herself. We still get to throw him with the sharks afterwards ;)

"Excuse me, mister Eerdekens? Hello? Helloooohooo? Miss Dementieva is here, and she's got a few things to tell you. What? Speak up, man! Something wrong with the drink? That depends on how you look at it! :devil:
Now, if you please, miss Dementieva would like to have a little 'chat'."

DING DING, first round! :devil:
*Background noise: Fight fight fight fightfight fight!*

Ough, that must have hurt! BANG* *THUMP* *SLAP* :smash: :boxing:
OOOOOOOOH! Surely he didn't deserve that! :eek:

Man, I like the way this is going! :drool:
Go Lena :bounce: go Lena :clap2: go Lena :bigclap:

Alenyaa
Feb 15th, 2005, 09:58 AM
Really captain, your timing couldn't be worse :ras:
:lol:

Elena2005
Feb 15th, 2005, 11:34 AM
Better clean up the mess before anyone suspects anything :tape:

Paco
Feb 15th, 2005, 01:48 PM
Better clean up the mess before anyone suspects anything :tape:

Yeah, you're right. Why didn't we think about it earlier???? ;)

Alenyaa
Feb 15th, 2005, 04:09 PM
Probably because it was such a spectacle. :worship:
Now I'm gonna need a volonteer (or however you spell that) to help me dump the body. Wow, wow, easy guys, one is enough! :p

I threw in the horsemeat to attract the sharks, but since our captain decided to get the ship going a bit prematurely ( baaaaaad timing, dude :lol: ) I had to attach them to a rope. Now while I throw him in, I need the other guy, or girl of course :) to cut the ropes of the meat.
To bad I'm not gonna see him being eaten by the dear creatures... :sad:

On a little different note: those of you who got a bit scared of me because of my evil plan and think I have completely ****** up brain, do not worry. If any of you does ever do anything that really gets to me, I'll warn you guys so that you can appologise. :lol:

Paco
Feb 15th, 2005, 06:45 PM
Don't worry Alenyaa. It was an excelent idea! :yeah:

Not see how he was eaten by the dear creatures (btw great name for it :p) :sad: :sad:
It could be so fascinating ;)

Dementinator
Feb 15th, 2005, 08:32 PM
Well done guys ,I had to get the ship going as we needed to be far away from the scene before any investigators were seen ,I had noticed a incomming vessel on Radar and thought best to move onward!!
Anyways maybe the Propellors helped mince the body up a bit more!!

Elena2005
Feb 16th, 2005, 05:40 AM
Good thinking Captain. :worship:

Dementinator
Feb 16th, 2005, 09:24 AM
CREW ANNOUNCEMENT!!

There will be a full Cpatains inspection today of all Decks and facilities!!
Paco ,get the Bar Shipshape!
Elena2005 , clean up the night club
Alenyaa ,i gonna be checking the Gym!!
Andy ,i comming to ya kitchens!!
Dee ,get those Engines polished!!

Hell 16 Decks ,restaurants ,malls ,cinema,Ballroom ,Theatre all gotta be checked ,I am gonna be busy!!

Elena2005
Feb 16th, 2005, 11:44 AM
Almost done Captain.

Ohh Andy your kitchens always in a mess :lol:
If you need any help give us a buzz. :wavey:

Alenyaa
Feb 16th, 2005, 02:57 PM
You gonna be checking on me, captain?
Bit of a lame excuse to see Lena work out, don't you think? :lol:

Mathijs
Feb 16th, 2005, 04:02 PM
CREW ANNOUNCEMENT!!

There will be a full Cpatains inspection today of all Decks and facilities!!
Paco ,get the Bar Shipshape!
Elena2005 , clean up the night club
Alenyaa ,i gonna be checking the Gym!!
Andy ,i comming to ya kitchens!!
Dee ,get those Engines polished!!

Hell 16 Decks ,restaurants ,malls ,cinema,Ballroom ,Theatre all gotta be checked ,I am gonna be busy!!

Capt have you inspected the Wheelhouse yet?, i can assist you with inspections if ya want ;)

Fearful Jesuit
Feb 16th, 2005, 05:35 PM
Almost done Captain.

Ohh Andy your kitchens always in a mess :lol:
If you need any help give us a buzz. :wavey:

thanks, but I love the mess in the kitchen, I work better under pressure...
making order out of chaos, your cook

Dementinator
Feb 16th, 2005, 09:00 PM
Well done crew ,all areas have passed ,Andy I did see something moving in your kitchen ,behind the fridges ,dunno what it was and thought best to leave it alone!
Paco ,the bar is looking great and Elena2005 ,glad the new sound system is working well in the club!
Alenyaa , seems the gym is fine ,but did see a bent leg press machine ,I suppose thats lena again!
Al lthe other crew ,well done ,your captain is pleased ,hell there was even a new Toilet Roll in the crew toilets!!

Paco
Feb 17th, 2005, 12:14 PM
Paco ,the bar is looking great

Thanks captain. And again drinks for everybody.

Fearful Jesuit
Feb 17th, 2005, 01:08 PM
Well done crew ,all areas have passed ,Andy I did see something moving in your kitchen ,behind the fridges ,dunno what it was and thought best to leave it alone!

hummm, must be Gerry, the ferret....

Alenyaa
Feb 17th, 2005, 04:42 PM
Ahaaaa, that must be where my hairpiece went! :lol:

By the way, thanks for giving me reputation! Two days ago it was just a single little block, now this looks much better!

Dementinator
Feb 18th, 2005, 10:16 AM
Well crew, we are currently very close to the Triangle right now ,and there is thick fog visibility is very bad ,I am on instruments up here ,and talking of which ,they appear to be telling lies! We are apparently travelling at 15,000 knots in a south / north direction?? at an altitude of -500 ft......
Lights have gone out on decks 4 and 5 and I called into the bar this morning for 5 minutes to get one of Paco's special Orange juices ,when I left it was October the 12th 1932!!
So lets keep an eye out and ,I hear Marilyn Monroe is in the Pacific theatre??

Fearful Jesuit
Feb 18th, 2005, 03:25 PM
yes, she is, and I saw Arthur Miller too in there!

Paco
Feb 18th, 2005, 05:40 PM
Wow, great. I have to go there :)

stefan_jonas
Feb 19th, 2005, 09:45 AM
Good ol' days of 1932. WWII will be quite a spectacle

Dementinator
Feb 19th, 2005, 03:29 PM
Well we have passed the triiangle now! so hopefully everything will now return to normal.
All i seem to have been getting on the coms up here is Winston Churchill!

Paco
Feb 19th, 2005, 04:12 PM
Captain, In my bar is someone who I don't know!!!

Dementinator
Feb 20th, 2005, 07:16 PM
Hmm ,who might that be?? have we a stowaway??
SECURITY!!!!
please report to me on the Bridge ,it appears we may have an intruder!!

Paco
Feb 20th, 2005, 09:41 PM
I gave him a drink. He said thank you and jumped into water. Don't know who he was but he was very strange.

Elena2005
Feb 21st, 2005, 05:41 AM
I gave him a drink. He said thank you and jumped into water. Don't know who he was but he was very strange.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alenyaa
Feb 21st, 2005, 07:49 PM
Hmm, very strange indeed... Or was he really a spy from the USS Davenport and did you just 'take care of him'? :p
Because if you did, that's alright Paco. We all do that around here. :lol:

In other news, Lena seems to be doing well again. How do I know? She managed to get me on that ############# strecher again!
"Oh come on, Mikey, let's practice some more forehands."
- "How about we practice some more serves"?
But noooooooooo, Lady D just HAD to give me those cannonball-forehands! And the rest is now history...
"I'm so sorry, Michael", she said with that evil little smile when I lay there flat out on that stretcher.
Tha hell you are! :p

*Ouch* :retard:
( But I am getting more resistant, this is only my second injury. I had my first one after a couple of days already, now it took much longer :) )

Dementinator
Feb 21st, 2005, 11:28 PM
Well be careful with her!!

I was in the bar once having a quite drink after being on the bridge all day
when in walked Lena ,looking very fired up!
She sat down and challenged me to an arm wrestle ,thought i would give it a go as i have pretty strong arms , BIG MISTAKE!! she almost dislocated my shoulder ,shes an animal when she gets going ,dont let that cute smile and big blue eyes fool you!!
It was very hard steering the SS with only one usable arm i can tell ya ,hurt for days after!!

selyoink
Feb 22nd, 2005, 12:02 AM
I would like to join the SS Dementieva. Elena is one of my favorite players and I really hope she can win a grand slam or two in the next couple of years.

Dementinator
Feb 22nd, 2005, 10:20 AM
Welcome Aboard Niktosrule!! your cabin will be assigned shortly..
We need more help here on the bridge with the day to day running of the SS so I will assign u a postion as a Bridge Ensign ......

your duties will be to inform me or the crew of any important events comming up ,crew birthdays etc!!

WELCOME!!!

capt Dementinator

Paco
Feb 22nd, 2005, 07:34 PM
Welcome Niktosrule!!

Elena2005
Feb 23rd, 2005, 05:39 AM
Welcome Niktosrule :wavey:

Dementinator
Feb 23rd, 2005, 10:07 PM
Evening crew!!
This is the Captain speaking!!
we are currently docked in Fortaleza ,Brazil for a coupla days for some adjustments and a bit of rest..we will continue toward California on sunday to arrive on thursday afternoon.

I am getting reports of blocked toilets on the accomidation decks so ,it seems someone needs to visit the Bilge Room on deck 1 to see what the problem is..
The last crew member to go there has not been seen since ,so ,how we gonna do this then?
Draw Straws? have a lottery? or shall i just pick someone at random ,any volunteers?

Waders and gloves can be borrowed from the housekeeping department and I would prefer if the afformentioned crew member has no next of kin of any kind....

Many thanks ,I will be on the bridge waiting!!!

dementieva's fan
Feb 24th, 2005, 10:49 AM
Hello Captain,
I too want to join SS Dementieva. My Resume is as follows-:

I am a pure unadulterated Elena Dementieva fan. She is the only player in the WTA that I root for. I want her to win all the Grand Slams left (she could have won the first one too had it not been that unknown reason). I am currently studying in ninth standard. I have been following Elena's Career for nearly a year and a half.
I hope my qualifications will meet your standards and I can get a decent job with you.
Yours Truly,
dementieva's fan.

Dementinator
Feb 24th, 2005, 11:02 AM
Welcome Aboard Dementievas fan...your cabin will be assigned on the upper decks ,I will give you your assignments shortly..
Enjoy your stay aboard ,hold on ,it will be an interesting ride!!!

dementieva's fan
Feb 24th, 2005, 11:07 AM
Thanks Captain.

stefan_jonas
Feb 24th, 2005, 12:07 PM
Welcome all

Alenyaa
Feb 24th, 2005, 02:37 PM
Well captain, I volunteer to go and see what the problem is at the 1st deck. If I dare train on court with Lena than this must be child's play, don't you agree? ;)

dementieva's fan
Feb 24th, 2005, 04:15 PM
Hello everyone,
Does anyone on the crew know how to contact Elena? If not and someone is desperate to contact her, maybe I can help you. Today, I was just doing some searching on Google about Elena when I suddenly happened to enter a site called http://contactanycelebrity.com which claims to send fan’s message to the celebrity it is directed and when I searched I found that they had contact address of Elena (at least they claimed so). But the trouble is that they don’t allow you to contact the celebrity for free even if it is only once. You have to take a month long membership worth $9.95. Though they claim that that % of celebrity replying to you back is high and in case your message is returned they promise some refund I’m not exactly sure. If the addresses they have are genuine than none of the person trying to contact Elena will have to ask for the refund coz she is so nice that she will never return a fan’s message( though someone like Sharapova might). If some is really desperate to contact Elena and has some extra money to spend can visit the site (they have a lot of material to make you sure that they are genuine), but it can all be bogus.

Dementinator
Feb 24th, 2005, 07:10 PM
Be very careful D Fan!! most of these sort of things ae just a trick to part u from your money ,the chances of a letter arriving at Lenas address is very slim indeed!!
Your best bet is to wait until we get some letters together for the bigger Tournies such as F Open or Wimbledon ,I myself may get to Wimbledon ,not sure ,but we do usually have a crew member who can deliver letters to Lena ,its been done before ,In fact Verba delivered some to Lena herself in Moscow!! ,so shes aware of the SS Dementieva!!

I suggest u hold on to your cash D Fan ,I dont want u losing your money..

When letters are due to be prepared you will have your chance to let the Mail Room of The SS get them there for You...

Thanks Alenyaa ,If u are not back in 1 hour I will send help for you ,I am turning off the pumps now ,so you should be safe!!!

dementieva's fan
Feb 25th, 2005, 03:22 AM
Were they robbers then?

Elena2005
Feb 25th, 2005, 09:08 AM
Good luck Alenyaa, you may need it!

Alenyaa
Feb 25th, 2005, 01:11 PM
Hey wow wow, you not gonna send me down there without a walkie-talkie, right? :scared: I mean, what if there is a terrible creature down there that grabs and devours each and everyone that crosses its path? At least I should be able to warn you guys!

*is handed a walkie by someone that clearly wants to get rid of him*
Thanks mate... :ras:

* Talking through walkie* Well, I'm down in the problem zone right now, and of course the lights appear to be broken. :( There is just a little bit of daylight illuminating the area here...
I don't trust this, captain. I'm not quickly scared but this place is really getting to me. I'm near the toilets now...
What was that? I heared a noise! As if I'm not alone in here...
OH MY GOD! You're not going to believe this... But uhm... Now Andy, don't be upset mate, but uhm, I think I've found Gerry, your ferret... Or what's left of him, that is...

Dementinator
Feb 25th, 2005, 01:32 PM
Ahh that would explain it!

Well done Alenyaa ,remove the remains and then I will purge the pumps to remove further detrious ,that should clear things......

See me on the bridge later and I will give you an extra "liesure time out" fro use in the Recreational areas...

Mathijs
Feb 25th, 2005, 01:50 PM
hey Capt,

I am duty although i can't come to the on board radio....., will leave soon, and i'll be back again tomorrow, (maybe tomorrow i can come to MSN, might be a better idea)

How's the bridge PC order doing?, how many days will you have your bollocksing Phone (Dial up i mean, i just couldn't find a good word at all for Dial Up in terms of the SS)

Might be that CO Northa will be gone from tomorrow, he's no more, (nope i don't mean that i'll not come on WTAworld or SS anymore i mean a Name Change)

dementieva's fan
Feb 25th, 2005, 02:21 PM
Captain i am seeing strange people on board, people wearing cloaks and hoods. Having mysterious things with them. Whats the security doing???

Mathijs
Feb 25th, 2005, 02:24 PM
Captain i am seeing strange people on board, people wearing cloaks and hoods. Having mysterious things with them. Whats the security doing???

Prob you've seen one the creeps/slaves of the exorcist that lives wayyyyyyyy down the SS.. watch out for them, security is no game for them....

dementieva's fan
Feb 25th, 2005, 02:34 PM
Prob you've seen one the creeps/slaves of the exorcist that lives wayyyyyyyy down the SS.. watch out for them, security is no game for them....

Such strange things are there on this ship :eek:. God help me

Paco
Feb 25th, 2005, 03:13 PM
Such strange things are there on this ship :eek:. God help me

Don't worry. It's quite normal here. ;)

Alenyaa
Feb 25th, 2005, 07:29 PM
Well, remains cleared but OH YUCK!
Next time you can get down there yourself captain! Oh... what? Extra leisure time? Well, it was worth it! :lol:

Probably those creatures were the ones that stuffed Andy's ferret down the toilet...

Dementinator
Feb 25th, 2005, 08:03 PM
Thats a good kob done ,I will seal of the BIlge Room down for a while...

Right then..

This is the Captain speaking ,message to all crew!! We are now departing Fortaleza and will head north west towards Panama ,where we will travel through the canal to the Pacific..

Engines 1/4 and bow thrusters 20% 10 degrees port....
Steady as she goes!!!

Goodbye Fortaleza WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (sounds horns)

All hands please take to your stations and prepare the upper decks for accomidation ,Lena will be joining us shortly!!

Mathijs
Feb 25th, 2005, 08:18 PM
Indeed Wooooooohooooooooo (sound of horns) ( i really can hear them, hey Capt are ya behind ya keyboard again hahahaha :haha: :lol: I really want to hear the sound again...

Well how many grades starboard or how many grades port-side Capt just say it and i'll guide ya.... just tell me where to go and i'll give the Wheel a big handle ;)

Dementinator
Feb 25th, 2005, 08:40 PM
give me 20 degrees to starboard and bring us up to cruising speed ,we have now cleared the harbour..

Mathijs
Feb 25th, 2005, 09:00 PM
Okay Capt then 20 degrees to Starboard it is, let's go!!!