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Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 08:38 PM
It was an ok issue this week

Streisand was on the cover. She's secretly battling colon cancer and had part of it removed.

Nicole Kidman is having a baby and a secret wedding

Move over Kathy Lee... the Olsen twins are now the newest employees of sweatshop labor.

and...

Rock Hudson's ex wife is having a lesbian affair with a 34 year old married woman :eek:

Kart
Dec 20th, 2004, 08:39 PM
Rock Hudson's ex wife is having a lesbian affair with a 34 year old married woman :eek:
LOL.

I guess they were one of the original marriages of convenience.

Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 08:40 PM
I wonder if Helen know her. I'm sure she does.

Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 08:43 PM
It's really gross. She's like 80 and ... ewww... I shudder at the thought. What's the 34 year old woman thinking? Does the old lady have money?

Helen Lawson
Dec 20th, 2004, 08:54 PM
I wonder if Helen know her. I'm sure she does.
That old bag, Phyllis Gates? She's dumber than dirt. First we had Carol Channing who was married to a man for 60 years and had sex with him twice. She didn't think anything was wrong with that. Then, we have Phyllis, who still claims to this day that she didn't know Rock was gay until he croaked of AIDS 30 years after their divorce. I mean, Rock did it to Mamie Van Doren and Mamie knew he was gay, it was common knowledge in Hollywood!

I never met the broad. Jess hated gay men so we never socialized with Rock or his sub-100 I.Q. beard.

Helen Lawson
Dec 20th, 2004, 08:56 PM
It's really gross. She's like 80 and ... ewww... I shudder at the thought. What's the 34 year old woman thinking? Does the old lady have money?
Hey, Sal, what's wrong with being over 80? Though apart from a brief fling with Ken Lay about 10 years ago, I have remained chaste after Floyd's 1966 death.

Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 08:58 PM
Yep it was Phyllis. She's accused of seducing and stealing away Mike Wagner's wife, Lynda

Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 08:59 PM
Hey, Sal, what's wrong with being over 80? Though apart from a brief fling with Ken Lay about 10 years ago, I have remained chaste after Floyd's 1966 death.


Oh I wasn't saying anything was wrong with being 80 other than the thought of having lesbian sex with someone young enough to be your granddaughter and vice versa. :tape:

Helen Lawson
Dec 20th, 2004, 08:59 PM
She got little money from Rock, and it's been 50 years, I'm sure whatever scraps it was, it's gone. Maybe she performs oral sex on a woman really well so the 34-year old doesn't care she's 80, who knows.

Bacardi
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:00 PM
No new news on Angelina breaking up Brad and Jen? :scratch:

Helen Lawson
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:01 PM
No new news on Angelina breaking up Brad and Jen? :scratch:
They're blaming the Brad/Jen supposed split on his demand they have a baby NOW and her desire to wait so she can work on her career.

She needs to buy a clue that Friends is over and she's never going to be a movie star and just have his kids.

Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:01 PM
No new news on Angelina breaking up Brad and Jen? :scratch:

Hon, I'll be the first one to scan picture for you if she's ever in it

Bacardi
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:04 PM
Thanks Sally :D

Hel, I agree with you 100%. Friends is over, and every other thing she's done since then has been a flop. Except for her tagging onto Jim Carey's coattails. Why doesn't she just have a baby, hell, if she doesn't Angelina will use her lil tot to drag Brad away. :lol:

Kart
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:06 PM
Does the old lady have money?
I doubt it. Hudson's boyfriend got most of it in that court action after he died.

It must be love :inlove:.

Or maybe geriatric lust :shrug:.

Kart
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:07 PM
She needs to buy a clue that Friends is over and she's never going to be a movie star and just have his kids.
Very true.

Even a ring on your finger these days isn't enough to get a good settlement, she'll need some extra leverage when the divorce proceedings start.

Helen Lawson
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:08 PM
Thanks Sally :D

Hel, I agree with you 100%. Friends is over, and every other thing she's done since then has been a flop. Except for her tagging onto Jim Carey's coattails. Why doesn't she just have a baby, hell, if she doesn't Angelina will use her lil tot to drag Brad away. :lol:
Amen! Lisa Kudrow has a shot at becoming an ok character actress in films, but that's it for that whole cast.

Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:14 PM
Oh. I thought it was Mike Wagner from old tv shows... I don't know I just IMDBed the name... here's the pics..

Helen Lawson
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:16 PM
It's Billie Jean King with white hair!

She looks not half bad for 80. I bet it was only one face lift, too.

Helen Lawson
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:17 PM
Sal, I just looked at it again. Not only is the broad young enough to be her granddaughter, the broad is Black. Wow, this dame knows how to shake it up.

Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:19 PM
It's Billie Jean King with white hair!

She looks not half bad for 80. I bet it was only one face lift, too.

oh if it was Billie Jean that might explain a few things!

Helen Lawson
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:21 PM
And also, it's spelled "Linda" not "Lynda." I'm tired of these broads spelling their names in this gimmicky fashion. I blame Gennifer Flowers for starting this trend and Suzen Johnson of Frank Gifford fame didn't help matters.

Bacardi
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:21 PM
What I never understood was Rock Hudson was as queer as a $3 bill. However when he worked with James Dean (another rumored to be gay/bi) they hated each other on the set of Giant. And of course.... Liz Taylor got along well with everyone :rolleyes:

Speaking of Liz, any news on her? Last we heard she was near death!

Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:23 PM
No shit. I was thinking about becoming Tsallee

Sally Struthers
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:25 PM
What I never understood was Rock Hudson was as queer as a $3 bill. However when he worked with James Dean (another rumored to be gay/bi) they hated each other on the set of Giant. And of course.... Liz Taylor got along well with everyone :rolleyes:

Speaking of Liz, any news on her? Last we heard she was near death!

It's the same sort of thing when you have 2 women of megastar status on the same set. Lots of bitching and cat fighting. Liz gets along with all the weirdos. She's the quintessential "fag hag" as they say. I think she's still dying.

Helen Lawson
Dec 20th, 2004, 09:25 PM
What I never understood was Rock Hudson was as queer as a $3 bill. However when he worked with James Dean (another rumored to be gay/bi) they hated each other on the set of Giant. And of course.... Liz Taylor got along well with everyone :rolleyes:

Speaking of Liz, any news on her? Last we heard she was near death!
Two queens don't always mix well. Too much professional rivalry and jealousy between them. Scorpio/Aquarius isn't exactly the hottest match either.

Joan Rivers
Dec 21st, 2004, 01:23 PM
Streisand was on the cover. She's secretly battling colon cancer and had part of it removed.

In hospital to have "colon cancer" removed? Girls, I thought we always used "appendectomy" as the cover story for a nip and tuck. Streisand is really going for the tragic gay icon bit now. Expect another farewell tour next year and quotes like "Once you stared death in the face you realise you've got to follow your bliss and my bliss is performing". Yeah, performing to people who paid $2,000 for seat at the last "farewell tour"!

Move over Kathy Lee... the Olsen twins are now the newest employees of sweatshop labor.

I've seen the Olsens sweatshop. It's two paddy fields down from mine and it is not hard labour. Put it this way - the kids working there still eat more than Mary Kate!

Helen Lawson
Dec 21st, 2004, 01:38 PM
What I never understood was Rock Hudson was as queer as a $3 bill. However when he worked with James Dean (another rumored to be gay/bi) they hated each other on the set of Giant. And of course.... Liz Taylor got along well with everyone :rolleyes:

Speaking of Liz, any news on her? Last we heard she was near death!
I must have been brain dead yesterday, this was the perfect opporunity to quote the immortal words of Jennifer North: "You know how bitchy fags can be."

alfajeffster
Dec 21st, 2004, 01:51 PM
I must have been brain dead yesterday, this was the perfect opporunity to quote the immortal words of Jennifer North: "You know how bitchy fags can be."
I actually spent some time in the San Fernando Valley with a friend of my Aunt's whose lover died of AIDS all the way back in 1979. They both knew Rock Hudson very well, and I mean very well (I saw the pictures of the pool parties). Rock used to throw the biggest (albiet very private) gay bashes at both of their houses, and to tell you the truth, this whole subject is a little depressing, distasteful, and close to home for me. The way Rock Hudson was treated both when he was sick and after his death should never be forgotten- especially with the current clown in the White House.

Sorry, didn't mean to get so serious in such a light-hearted thread. I shouldn't expect taste from a thread title that includes "National Enquirer". Shame on me. I've said my piece and will go away now...