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xr6turbo
Dec 16th, 2004, 04:17 AM
:eek: It's true!! :worship:

selking
Dec 16th, 2004, 04:21 AM
Thats what I heard. That a nice piece of ass right there

Bacardi
Dec 16th, 2004, 04:24 AM
I told you bitches I was dating Angelina, here's the proof ;)
Me and her this past summer with her son :nerner:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/angiedanimad1.jpg

Ekkekko
Dec 16th, 2004, 04:25 AM
:haha:

Bacardi
Dec 16th, 2004, 04:26 AM
For those of ya, that forgot what I look like here :p
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/flickoff.jpg

TOLD YOU ALL, TOLD YOU :nerner:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/surfsupnana.jpg

I tried to tell you all... but you shrugged it off and said "Dani's just insane" well there's the proof, and there's a whole lot more where that came from :p I don't tell a lie, it's too close to Christmas, and Santa wouldn't bring me anything if I did... But I had to let the cat outta the bag and confess my affair with Angelina. :tape:

Bacardi
Dec 16th, 2004, 04:27 AM
A pic is worth a 1000 words they say, so these should be worth a MILLION to all the doubters out there :p
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/angiedanimad2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/angiedanimad3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/angiedanimad4.jpg

Bacardi
Dec 16th, 2004, 04:28 AM
And a few more, for good measure.... To erase any further doubts from your minds... I told you I wasn't insane :rolleyes:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/angiedanimad5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/angiedanimad6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/angiedanimad7.jpg

xr6turbo
Dec 16th, 2004, 05:51 AM
Wow, this is so amazing! :D

Tammy
Dec 16th, 2004, 05:53 AM
:haha:

CooCooCachoo
Dec 16th, 2004, 06:00 AM
:bigclap: I am so happy for Angelina that she can have you!

xr6turbo
Dec 16th, 2004, 06:02 AM
:haha:
What is so funny?

Harju.
Dec 16th, 2004, 07:10 AM
What is so funny?
What is not so funny? :p

Im happy for Dani of course, now Ms Plumber is all mine :inlove::devil:

SilK
Dec 16th, 2004, 10:51 AM
I always knew this... of course. As one of Dani's confidants on this board!
I'm happy for the both of you, and that you came public!
Give Maddox a hug when you see him! :) :hug:

:worship:

*abby*
Dec 16th, 2004, 02:48 PM
i am going to steal maddox!!!

SK Fluffy
Dec 16th, 2004, 04:09 PM
:yeah:

Bacardi
Dec 16th, 2004, 05:12 PM
See, and nobody wanted to believe me. I knew there was proof out there, I mean we cannot step out a door without someone flashing a camera in both our faces. It's just the press hasn't linked who I am yet, they probably think I'm a relative since we sorta resemble, so that makes covering up the lusty affair even easier. And it was she herself that said she was having sex with her "friends", I fall in the circle of friends. :hehehe:

Bacardi
Dec 16th, 2004, 11:47 PM
*bump* :bounce:

This is my claim to fame :p

xr6turbo
Dec 17th, 2004, 01:00 AM
*bump* :bounce:

This is my claim to fame :p
:worship:

Bacardi
Dec 17th, 2004, 01:01 AM
I've only gotten to second base with her.... so it's not like I should really be bragging or anything. :tape:

CondiLicious
Dec 17th, 2004, 01:20 AM
I've only gotten to second base with her.... so it's not like I should really be bragging or anything. :tape:
Well, if you ever get any further then do tell us all the gory details. We might sell it to The Enquirer though...

Bacardi
Dec 17th, 2004, 01:29 AM
Well, if you ever get any further then do tell us all the gory details. We might sell it to The Enquirer though...

I'll keep that in mind..... As long as I get a cut of the profits, then I see no harm, no foul in it, besides she'll probably beat us to it, she likes to brag so much about her sex life :rolleyes:

CondiLicious
Dec 17th, 2004, 01:34 AM
I'll keep that in mind..... As long as I get a cut of the profits, then I see no harm, no foul in it, besides she'll probably beat us to it, she likes to brag so much about her sex life :rolleyes:
You should start thinking of something sick and nasty to do with her... That way you'll be immortalized... You'll be mentioned all the time like the blood thing...

Hayato
Dec 17th, 2004, 01:56 AM
:eek: i can't believe it :eek: :clap2:

Bacardi
Dec 17th, 2004, 02:06 AM
You should start thinking of something sick and nasty to do with her... That way you'll be immortalized... You'll be mentioned all the time like the blood thing...

I'm going to keep that in mind. But lately the 'sick and twisted' meter in my head, hasn't quite been working as good as it did in the past. I can't exactly do the blood in vials thing, but maybe a tattoo together? Or is that too :yawn: ?
Probably just handcuff her, and take pictures... then post them on the internet. Or a sex video like the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson ones. :p

greenfunkTHREE.
Dec 17th, 2004, 04:31 AM
oh gosh?? its reall? good on ya bacardi!! you da bomb!! tell me what's she like. is she really tall? skinny. better looking in person?

greenfunkTHREE.
Dec 17th, 2004, 04:31 AM
can i date her son? he's so cool!! i mean i like his hair.

Hachiko
Dec 17th, 2004, 04:36 AM
Oh my goodness!
That is amazing!
:smooch:

sixfeetfree
Dec 17th, 2004, 04:39 AM
yes yes, truly amazing, that's eggsactly what I was thinking :)

Bacardi
Dec 17th, 2004, 05:09 AM
oh gosh?? its reall? good on ya bacardi!! you da bomb!! tell me what's she like. is she really tall? skinny. better looking in person?

She's nice, actually quite funny. I think she likes me, because I know how to make her laugh. She's shorter than I am, but only a lil bit, and I'm like 5'8". She's quite slim, now she is skinnier than I am... but we have a different bone structure is all. And yes, she's 1000x's more attractive in person, it's sorta like the first meeting took my breath away. The I got over it, and got to work on impressing her. :)

And Mad is 3.5 yrs old, so I don't think he'll be dating for quite some time. However, I hope you like being hit with plastic swords, as that's his favorite thing to do. :eek

Hachiko
Dec 17th, 2004, 06:10 AM
I still cant believe this!
I am so amazed!
:D

CondiLicious
Dec 17th, 2004, 10:05 AM
:lol:

Lemonskin.
Dec 17th, 2004, 10:07 AM
Phwoar!!!

greenfunkTHREE.
Dec 17th, 2004, 11:40 AM
WOW! BACARDI!!! YOUR SO COOL!! haha! his name is mad? his hair is really really cool!! wahhh! i want a haircut! plastic swords couldnt kill, he's so adorable! ahhh. bacardi. i am so envious of you. if i could see emilie loit. that would be enough. sigh.

CondiLicious
Dec 17th, 2004, 12:04 PM
This reminds me of when I hooked up with Monica Seles at Busch Gardens. She never called me though, even though she promised :sad:

Bacardi
Dec 17th, 2004, 04:18 PM
This reminds me of when I hooked up with Monica Seles at Busch Gardens. She never called me though, even though she promised :sad:

That's why you always get THEIR number, and keep your's private. It makes you sound all important, and like you'll call them only if you have time. ;)

Sally Struthers
Dec 17th, 2004, 05:09 PM
Bacardi, this is weird. Sally had a dream last night about you and Angi. In the dream she was in her tomb raider/ larar croft mode and you were like her sidekick and you were going into a pyramid. Then something happened and all of a sudden I find myself in a hotel room selling bedding and pillows :o

Bacardi
Dec 17th, 2004, 05:19 PM
Well I honestly just planned to be her personal assistant, since she doesn't really have one. I'm trying to convince her she needs one. And hopefully, considering she's slept with most of the rest of her friends, she'd end up sleeping with me too. :shrug: Oh well, at least Hel was right, I met her on a board for Women Seeking to Adopt Refugee Children.
But that was one hell of an interesting dream you had, I just wonder if she does a Tomb Raider 3 if maybe they can write me in it ;) And what were you doing selling bedding and pillows from a hotel? :eek:

Sally Struthers
Dec 17th, 2004, 05:45 PM
I don't know what I was doing there selling bedding but I sold the whole set for $500

Bacardi
Dec 17th, 2004, 06:14 PM
Sally Struthers Discount Matress Super Store? :scratch:

Angelina really admires you btw, she thinks what you done for Save the Children was wonderful. And wonders if you'd like to maybe work for the UNHCR?

I'm supposed to go over to England after the first of the year, to see how well I can adapt to living over there. It seems more and more like this job I'm taking won't be her personal assistant, but her nanny. Do you think that Angie will sleep with her nanny?

CondiLicious
Dec 17th, 2004, 09:45 PM
I'm supposed to go over to England after the first of the year, to see how well I can adapt to living over there. It seems more and more like this job I'm taking won't be her personal assistant, but her nanny. Do you think that Angie will sleep with her nanny?
You're gonna be Angelina's own little Mary Poppins?:tape:

Bacardi
Dec 17th, 2004, 11:59 PM
You're gonna be Angelina's own little Mary Poppins?:tape:

Yes :rolleyes:

So you can all start the point and :haha: now :p

sixfeetfree
Dec 18th, 2004, 06:25 AM
Well I honestly just planned to be her personal assistant, since she doesn't really have one. I'm trying to convince her she needs one. And hopefully, considering she's slept with most of the rest of her friends, she'd end up sleeping with me too. :shrug:


It seems that Miss Jolie has forgotten one very important asset in that child's future. A father figure. Obviously many children grow up without a male influence in their lives but I'd like to think they are better off in the long run with two parents. Just send me a private message Bacardi and I'll see if she has the traits that I require, and then I'll ok a meeting, but no promises. Lots of room here in Texas for family raising... :hatoff:

Bacardi
Dec 18th, 2004, 06:30 AM
Well sexfeetfree, if I wasn't wanting to possibly make her my own wife, I'd consider that. But I think Maddox is going to grow up just fine. He's got male influences in his life, Johnny visits him quite often. Althou Billy Bob gets limited contact with him.

sixfeetfree
Dec 18th, 2004, 06:37 AM
I might suggest someone who is a little more stable than ol' Billy or Johnny. Not that they can't offer some good qualities to the child, but with everything they're involved in do you, or does she honestly think they can give 100% effort to him?... I think not. It's probably best that she finds someone who is more grounded and can offer a more stable life. But, if that's what she chooses then god bless her, and Maddox.

All my best. :)

sixfeetfree
Dec 18th, 2004, 06:41 AM
You're probably right, I was born in the south, grew up in Texas and have my own life to maneuver. But if she needs a friend, I'm here... Besides, how would I explain all of this to Miss Capriati?, I think she may have an issue or two with me if I joined Miss Jolie. Naaahh... I'd better stay put, But give them my best wishes.

SilK
Dec 18th, 2004, 07:09 AM
You think Angie is in for a threesome with a gay guy :hehehe:

*i'm open for experiments* :lol:

sixfeetfree
Dec 18th, 2004, 07:16 AM
I can't speak for her, but no thanks, I'm trying to quit... sorry bud, I like innies, not outties. :)

greenfunkTHREE.
Dec 18th, 2004, 08:50 AM
wait. mad's full name is maddox? why? hmmm. when's his birthday? is his hair at the back very long? it seems so? does he style his own hair. or does mummy angelina do it for him? he's sucha cool dude!

Ekkekko
Dec 18th, 2004, 09:09 AM
wait. mad's full name is maddox? why? hmmm. when's his birthday? is his hair at the back very long? it seems so? does he style his own hair. or does mummy angelina do it for him? he's sucha cool dude! you mean a mullet hairstyle?

SilK
Dec 18th, 2004, 09:36 AM
you mean a mullet hairstyle?

You should know all about little kiddies hairs... you're the Child MolESTHER here! :p

Ekkekko
Dec 18th, 2004, 09:39 AM
You should know all about little kiddies hairs... you're the Child MolESTHER here! :p Shaddap Silas...:p
Well, i thought Paris Hilton would know more about hairstyles than child MolEsthers do..:lol:

Bacardi
Dec 18th, 2004, 04:45 PM
:haha: I'll get right on asking her about that 3some business Silas ;)

As for Maddox his Birthday is Aug 5th. His hair is longer in the back and he knows how to fix it himself... She puts gel in his hands and he just does it. But she's the one that colors it colors like blue and stuff. ;)

Hachiko
Dec 18th, 2004, 11:26 PM
I just want to know why some pictures have writing on them lol?
And who took them?

CondiLicious
Dec 19th, 2004, 02:13 AM
I just want to know why some pictures have writing on them lol?

And who took them?

The paparazzi of course!

Bacardi
Dec 19th, 2004, 04:46 AM
Exactly Diva, and the Paparazzi are like beasts. You cannot step outside the front door to a celebrities home without hearing "Who is this mysterious guest? Who is the mysterious attractive female companion of Angelina Jolie and her son?" ;)

But I guess I'll never have to worry about not having pics of me and Angie together this way. :lol:

Bacardi
Dec 20th, 2004, 01:18 AM
To hype my own damn self :p
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/la1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/la2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/la3.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/la4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/la5.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/la6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v354/bolty13gal/la7.jpg

Hachiko
Dec 20th, 2004, 05:09 AM
So the paparazzi take them and you get them?
:scratch:

SilK
Dec 20th, 2004, 05:16 AM
Normally I am around to carry the bags, unfortunetly I was having *cough* sex *cough* with Colin at the time! :p

Bacardi
Dec 20th, 2004, 06:22 AM
They take the pics, and then I discover myself in gossip papers during the next few weeks. So that's how I get them. :wavey:

If you hadn't been busy screwing Colin, you might have gotten a Prada backpack like I did. Of course, it's not like I carry any of my own goods, I'm only carrying around hers. How much longer before I get rewarded with pussy :sobbing: