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Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:18 PM
Ok so it's a day late but Sally was busy yesterday.

:kiss:

sibyl
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:20 PM
I look forward to her taking a bite of cake, and it causing death via - her choking on her own vomit.

Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:23 PM
who the hell are you?

Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:23 PM
Neely already had a near death experience. Choking on a piece of cake isn't going to bother her one bit.

Helen Lawson
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:24 PM
who the hell are you?
He's some crazed fan/stalker who has turned on me now that I won't go out with him.

You have to develop a think skin when you're a superstar/icon like me.

sibyl
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:24 PM
who the hell are you?

Neely's agent.

Helen Lawson
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:27 PM
Neely's agent.
I think you know well enough by now that Neely doesn't have, nor does she need, an agent. She licked pills, booze, and the funnyfarm, remember, she doesn't need anybody or anything.

Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:28 PM
Neely's agent.

Neely doesn't need an agent when she has that Hobbit slave /son of hers to do all the work.

-Ph51-
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:28 PM
Congrats and many more years :tape: :kiss:

Helen Lawson
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:31 PM
Neely doesn't need an agent when she has that Hobbit slave /son of hers to do all the work.
Sal, Neely's not like my own mother. She doesn't blood suck off her kids like ole ma did. Boy, I thought I had it made with my first Columbia contract and I could just send some grocery money back to Brooklyn and pay the rent on that slummy apartment. WRONG! For every mink and Caddy I bought myself, ma and Florence demanded the same, AND they lived in Beverly Hills. Yes, it's sad, but the National Bank of Helen Lawson opened around 1940.

But Neely's not like that.

Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:32 PM
Congrats and many more years :tape: :kiss:

she ain't go too many of them left! But all the best anyway :kiss:

sibyl
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:32 PM
He's some crazed fan/stalker who has turned on me now that I won't go out with him.

You have to develop a think skin when you're a superstar/icon like me.

Spoken like a true conformist. Why don't you get 'YOUKNOWWHO' out of the closet!

Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:33 PM
Sal, Neely's not like my own mother. She doesn't blood suck off her kids like ole ma did. Boy, I thought I had it made with my first Columbia contract and I could just send some grocery money back to Brooklyn and pay the rent on that slummy apartment. WRONG! For every mink and Caddy I bought myself, ma and Florence demanded the same, AND they lived in Beverly Hills. Yes, it's sad, but the National Bank of Helen Lawson opened around 1940.

But Neely's not like that.

oh. Neely, I'm apologize to you and Samwise for assuming you were leeching off of him in your late middle age.

Helen Lawson
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:33 PM
Congrats and many more years :tape: :kiss:
If a broad like me can make it to 86, then Neely's got lots of time left!

Neely OHara
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:33 PM
Ok so it's a day late but Sally was busy yesterday.

:kiss:

Thank you, Sal! :kiss: :worship:

Kitty Alexander
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:34 PM
Best wishes Neely, many (many in your case) happy returns. I have sent you some 'Hello, Kitty' merchandise in the post. Hope you get it darling.

sibyl
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:34 PM
Congrats and many more years :tape: :kiss:

Iíll have a party when she dies. Sheís an insipid old witch.

Sally, maybe she will bequeath her broomstick to you!

bw2082
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:35 PM
Happy birthday! :aparty:

PS: Ladies, could you please spare the time to vote for me in the popularity poll? You know I'm good for the reps :hug: :lol:

Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:36 PM
Iíll have a party when she dies. Sheís an insipid old witch.

Sally, maybe she will bequeath her broomstick to you!


I have plenty of broomsticks myself. What I really need is a new black cauldron.

Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:37 PM
Happy birthday! :aparty:

PS: Ladies, could you please spare the time to vote for me in the popularity poll? You know I'm good for the reps :hug: :lol:

done dahling! :kiss:

sibyl
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:38 PM
I have plenty of broomsticks myself. What I really need is a new black cauldron.

Then why don't you remove it from your rectum.

Joan Rivers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:40 PM
Happy Birthday Neely - did you get that crate of QVC jewels I sent? The cream is coming soon too. Just use it twice a day for 3 months and the green skin marks just disappear.

Neely OHara
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:46 PM
Happy Birthday Neely - did you get that crate of QVC jewels I sent? The cream is coming soon too. Just use it twice a day for 3 months and the green skin marks just disappear.

Yes, I did, Joanie. Thanks! I wish I could enjoy your presents but 'someone' is preventing that from happening. Here's a hint:

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid150/pe35273de2cc7bb5866b7268b57355c0d/f5e58836.jpg

Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:52 PM
Happy Birthday Neely - did you get that crate of QVC jewels I sent? The cream is coming soon too. Just use it twice a day for 3 months and the green skin marks just disappear.

Hey Joan! I bought some of your fake Fabrege Eggs to give away as Christmas presents this year to my staff.

Helen Lawson
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:54 PM
Hey Joan! I bought some of your fake Fabrege Eggs to give away as Christmas presents this year to my staff.
Sal, don't forget those "Faberge" eggs are hand-crafted by master craftsmen!

So what if those master crafters are 8-year old Hondurans?

Serena Sharapova
Dec 15th, 2004, 06:58 PM
Just typical from the likes of Neely, Joan, Helen, Sally et al. Having somebody banned, because they donít kowtow.

Joan Rivers
Dec 15th, 2004, 07:00 PM
Hey Joan! I bought some of your fake Fabrege Eggs to give away as Christmas presents this year to my staff.
That's the best quality present they'll get this year Sal. Just a reminder to fans - as of next year they will be known as Fabrique eggs. Apparently Faberge didn't want to be connected to me or my sweatshops anymore.

Sally Struthers
Dec 15th, 2004, 07:03 PM
That's the best quality present they'll get this year Sal. Just a reminder to fans - as of next year they will be known as Fabrique eggs. Apparently Faberge didn't want to be connected to me or my sweatshops anymore.

You know, the kids are better off with the sweatshops. If they didn't work there they'd be prostituting themselves out on the streets. Kathy Lee understood this. The woman is practically the second coming of Mother Theresa.

Helen Lawson
Dec 15th, 2004, 07:05 PM
Just typical from the likes of Neely, Joan, Helen, Sally et al. Having somebody banned, because they donít kowtow.
Well, between us we have 2 Oscars, 5 Emmys, a Grammy, a Tony, about 10 Golden Globes, a Palm D'Or for Best Actress, and a NY Film Critics' Circle Award. And that's just scratching the surface.

When we're packing heat like that, what we say goes.

Helen Lawson
Dec 15th, 2004, 07:07 PM
You know, the kids are better off with the sweatshops. If they didn't work there they'd be prostituting themselves out on the streets. Kathy Lee understood this. The woman is practically the second coming of Mother Theresa.
QVC pays about twice the wages of Kathy Lee's and Jacqueline Smith's sweat shops. That 30-day return, no questions asked policy makes QVC go that extra mile from 5 cents an hour to 10 cents an hour.

bw2082
Dec 15th, 2004, 07:56 PM
Thank you for voting everyone. I'll repay the favor as soon as the stupid time limit is up :D