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westfife
Nov 23rd, 2004, 09:34 AM
My wife has been dropping hints that she would like an Orlando Bloom Calender for next year. I said that fine I'm much better looking than him anyway, I'll get you one if you get me a Maria Sharapova Calender. Problems is there does not seem to be a Sharapova Calender on the market. What do you folk think, wouldn't a Maria Wall Calender be a best seller?

DrChemicalX
Nov 23rd, 2004, 09:48 AM
hehe... yes well a maria calender would be nice as long as it wasnt fully sexual and had the appearence of a 'pin up' which maria and myself wouldnt want! But i think your right a calender of maria would be very nice.. infact there is already one out for your wife to get you:

http://www.edirectory.co.uk/pf/static/880/mi/254/p2178254.html

:)

westfife
Nov 23rd, 2004, 02:31 PM
Cheers Doc... I've put in an order... and I ordered one with that wimp Bloom on it too.

Josh B.
Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:54 PM
HI Westfife :wavey:

Most girls fancy Orlando Bloom. I dont know why though!

greenfunkTHREE.
Nov 23rd, 2004, 04:10 PM
hahah! i got the calendar already! it's on my wall. and it's really nice! hahaha! lovely!

Edward.
Nov 23rd, 2004, 04:17 PM
I'm sure mother's would be charmed to see a picture of Maria eating a banana.

Not at all perverted or sexually suggestive.

Josh B.
Nov 23rd, 2004, 04:39 PM
I'm sure mother's would be charmed to see a picture of Maria eating a banana.

Not at all perverted or sexually suggestive.

:lol:

mashenka best 1
Nov 23rd, 2004, 08:00 PM
banana drama...! whack on!

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Nov 26th, 2004, 12:14 AM
hehe... yes well a maria calender would be nice as long as it wasnt fully sexual and had the appearence of a 'pin up' which maria and myself wouldnt want! But i think your right a calender of maria would be very nice.. infact there is already one out for your wife to get you:

http://www.edirectory.co.uk/pf/static/880/mi/254/p2178254.html

:)


Thatis illegal and also sick...

Princess Sarah.
Nov 26th, 2004, 04:17 AM
I'm a girl and i don't fancy orlando Bloom

Princess Sarah.
Nov 26th, 2004, 04:19 AM
Just Make a Maria Calander on Paint

!!!--Duiz™--!!!
Nov 26th, 2004, 04:37 AM
rubbish link my dearest friend, trent.