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SpikeyAidanm
Nov 20th, 2004, 01:21 AM
Go on :D

Chunchun
Nov 20th, 2004, 01:26 AM
No Russians, Williams, Belgians win a slam (EXCEPT LENAD)

Martina Navratilova in singles again :( and win some big titles

Chinese dominates top 10 places and several chinese fighting for no.1

cartmancop
Nov 20th, 2004, 01:30 AM
A Russian will not win a gs. I really believe that.

Hingis will come back in the Fall and eventually full time.

A Williams will win 3 of the 4 majors.

Molik will make a GS final.

JennyS
Nov 20th, 2004, 01:35 AM
Jennifer Capriati and Serena Williams will come out of the closet and announce that they are a couple.

Chunchun
Nov 20th, 2004, 01:50 AM
Jennifer Capriati and Serena Williams will come out of the closet and announce that they are a couple.

OMG :haha: :haha:

AjdeNate!
Nov 20th, 2004, 01:54 AM
Nobody will win 15-20+ matches in a row.

Greatest
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:15 AM
Go on :D


That ONE of the top players in women's tennis is actually a MAN. Imagine......... :lol:

Orion
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:39 AM
Amelie Mauresmo will win a calender year grandslam.

MinnyGophers
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:44 AM
momo will win two slams

greenfunkTHREE.
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:50 AM
haha!. i prolly guess that amelie mauresmo will win the australian open and either jennifer capriati or anastsia myskina will win the rg. for wimbledon. i doubt maria can defend it. that's what my gut says.and svetlana also couldnt retain her usopen title. it just cant be done! and justine will say call for a press conference and says she has to retire because of her virus! HAHAHA! prolly more lesbian players!! WAHAHA! ok. this is silly.

pav
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:51 AM
I will say something sensible!

SelesFan70
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:52 AM
Bizarre prediction: No one will be injured, and the top players will play doubles :rolleyes:

Dava
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:52 AM
Jelena Dokic will win a slam, and subsequently retire, to open in Chicken Farm is Slovakia, with Martina Hingis and Martina Navratilova.

bw2082
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:59 AM
Anna Kournikova will return and win a tier 5

MinnyGophers
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:01 AM
Justine and Momo will pair up in doubles and win the RG, defeating Serena/Jennifer in a tight close match :lol:
that would be awesome. this should go in the most wanted matchup thread

mboyle
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:03 AM
Serena will win the grand slam. Venus will retire after falling out of the top fifty.

Stefwhit
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:10 AM
Serena wins only six tournaments the whole year. Below are the results in each match she wins:

1.Serena def. JCap- (Final) Australian Open
2.Serena def. Venus- (Final) Miami
3.Serena def. JuJu- (Final) French Open
4.Serena def. Sharapova- (Final) Wimby
5.Serena def. LindZ- (Final) US Open
6.Serena def. Clijsters- (Final) YEC

MinnyGophers
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:13 AM
Serena wins only six tournaments the whole year. Below are the results in each match she wins:

1.Serena def. JCap- (Final) Australian Open
2.Serena def. Venus- (Final) Miami
3.Serena def. JuJu- (Final) French Open
4.Serena def. Sharapova- (Final) Wimby
5.Serena def. LindZ- (Final) US Open
6.Serena def. Clijsters- (Final) YEC

lol "only" six obviously :lol:

alwayshingis
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:16 AM
None of the top 4 seeds make it to the QF of at least 2 majors.

Greatest
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:19 AM
I would wager Maria will be number one in the world after the Australian Open... It would be bizaare if she wouldn't...

backhanddtl4
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:21 AM
Maria will have a really hard time defending her points.

Mattographer
Nov 20th, 2004, 04:15 AM
OK, Monica Seles winning a major title at Wimbledon with defeated Maria Sharapova on way to win the title! :scared:

fOxYLiCiOuS
Nov 20th, 2004, 04:25 AM
Mary will enter the TOP 10 :bounce:

and win a GS :worship: :wavey: :kiss:

cadiac
Nov 20th, 2004, 04:57 AM
Asain player win a Grand Slam :rolleyes:

Lemonskin.
Nov 20th, 2004, 04:59 AM
Davenport wins AO :D
Lena D wins RG :D
Masha wins Wimby :D
Molik wins USO :D

Masha wins YEC :D

Greatest
Nov 20th, 2004, 05:01 AM
OK, Monica Seles winning a major title at Wimbledon with defeated Maria Sharapova on way to win the title! :scared:

Steffi Graf becoming number one again :scared: No more twisted fan this time.

Ekkekko
Nov 20th, 2004, 05:13 AM
Kuznetsova would end the year 2005 - #1
Mauresmo would win a GS prefarably the AO and Wimby :p

Hachiko
Nov 20th, 2004, 05:15 AM
Douchevina wins Australian Open.

Jakeev
Nov 20th, 2004, 08:04 AM
We will see more Melanie Gloria-type players come out of nowhere and wreak havoc in many tournaments.......

Doraemon
Nov 20th, 2004, 08:24 AM
Both Serena and Venus lost in the first round of the Australian Open and decided to call it quits.

Chunchun
Nov 20th, 2004, 08:26 AM
Asain player win a Grand Slam :rolleyes:

what does your smile " :rolleyes: " mean???

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: @ you

greenfunkTHREE.
Nov 20th, 2004, 08:27 AM
the top 10 is filled by all russians! haha!

matthias
Nov 20th, 2004, 09:01 AM
Monica Seles will comeback

TatiAnnahølic
Nov 20th, 2004, 09:06 AM
Anna K comes back...

Pamela Shriver
Nov 20th, 2004, 09:19 AM
I shall wake up and find the past 30 years on the tour has been all a dream...

Drimal
Nov 20th, 2004, 09:35 AM
Amelie Mauresmo will finally win a Grand Slam title at .... Roland Garros! :drool:

vertigo
Nov 20th, 2004, 09:52 AM
Myskina will be forced to retire before defending her RG title; when she is caught sucking the blood out of a comatosed E. Dement.
Thus Dementieva wins her first GS title in the most bizarre circumstances EVER! It really could happen......

sarza
Nov 20th, 2004, 09:55 AM
Laura Granville will be a top thirty player again and will win a tournament :D

Tenisci
Nov 20th, 2004, 09:57 AM
Ipek Senoglu Will Win Australian Open Doubles Title With ???

Meteor Shower
Nov 20th, 2004, 10:03 AM
Jankovic reaches the final of the French Open

SilK
Nov 20th, 2004, 10:08 AM
Anna Kournikova will return and win a tier 5

:haha:

That would be good, cause she and NO TITLE will never be named in the same sentence, EVER, again! :D

GO ANNA! :woohoo:

SilK
Nov 20th, 2004, 10:10 AM
Molik will win a GrandSlam... Aussie or USOPEN... :)

Sharapova won't succesfully defend ANY of her titles :(

Venus Williams will become number one again...

DevilishAttitude
Nov 20th, 2004, 11:06 AM
Jennifer wins every tournament she plays in and becomes the most popular player by far on the tour :D :lol:

Vass22
Nov 20th, 2004, 11:54 AM
Myskina will defend RG title successfully. Vera Z. will reach a GS final.

Ekkekko
Nov 20th, 2004, 12:06 PM
Molik would win her first GS

SpikeyAidanm
Nov 20th, 2004, 12:52 PM
Tulyaganova will make the QF at Wimbledon.

jonny84
Nov 20th, 2004, 01:17 PM
I think that an unseeded player will reach a grand slam final.

Dan23
Nov 20th, 2004, 01:17 PM
Maria will enjoy proving a few people here wrong....again... :D

..and Lena D will lead the aces count for the season :rocker2: :cool:

Spunky83
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:38 PM
The non-slam wonders Momo and Kim will win the Grand Slams!

JCF
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:46 PM
Mauresmo will win a slam :lol:

Daniela H will get back into the top 10 and reach a slam final

Lena D will come out serving like Sampras.

matthias
Nov 20th, 2004, 02:50 PM
Anna Kournikova will return and win a tier 5
this is the most unlikely prediction of this thread, because WTA eliminated all Tier 5 tournaments in 2005

Peetz
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:00 PM
Jennifer Capriati and Serena Williams will come out of the closet and announce that they are a couple.

:lol: :haha: :haha:

sarza
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:02 PM
Ipek Senoglu Will Win Australian Open Doubles Title With ???


Laura Granville hopefully :D

!<blocparty>!
Nov 20th, 2004, 03:31 PM
J-cap and Patty are playing a doubles match against Conchi and Serena, a brawl breaks out after Jen makes a comment about Serena's new "playboy" tennis outfit, and Patty yells homophobic comments at Conchi, and calls her a discusting bitch, for the second time. Serena and Conchi kick ass, Jen and Patty are out for 6 momths with groin injuries.

bw2082
Nov 20th, 2004, 04:33 PM
this is the most unlikely prediction of this thread, because WTA eliminated all Tier 5 tournaments in 2005

ok tier IV b or whatever it is now :lol:

Grohl
Nov 20th, 2004, 04:59 PM
kim will come back and win 2 GS

igost
Nov 20th, 2004, 05:23 PM
the top 10 is filled by all russians! haha!What's bizzare about it? They are halfway there already

Helen Lawson
Nov 20th, 2004, 05:26 PM
There's a Driving Miss Daisy sequel that finally brings me my second Oscar. And it's NOT a "comeback." I hate that word. It's a "return." A return to the millions of fans who've never forgiving me for deserting the screen.

igost
Nov 20th, 2004, 05:35 PM
WTA will introduce 5th grandslam - Canadian Open
The tournament will have the following innovative features:
1) new surface - ice
2) thin rubber balls, called pucks
3) unusual curved racquets without strings (sticks)
4) the game will be played only in team mode (6 on 6), 3 periods 20 minutes each
5) tiebreak will be replaced with overtime

New tournament will fill the void created by NHL lockout

manu32
Nov 20th, 2004, 06:09 PM
zvonareva will stop to cry

SJW
Nov 20th, 2004, 06:14 PM
Maria wont win a slam

SilK
Nov 20th, 2004, 06:28 PM
zvonareva will stop to cry

THIS IS BY FAR THE NUMBER 1 PREDICTION OF THIS THREAD...

:lol:

never gonna happen! :cool:

Aphrodite
Nov 21st, 2004, 02:42 AM
Sesil K will kick the ass of her oppenonets and win Roland Garros

Rtael
Nov 21st, 2004, 02:49 AM
Na Li will reach the SF of the AO.

tennischick
Nov 21st, 2004, 03:02 AM
DuckBoi will start dating Tatiana and Brad would be so pissed that he ends their coaching relationship :eek:

Mattographer
Nov 21st, 2004, 03:08 AM
... and Lena D will lead the aces count for the season :rocker2: :cool:
:scared: That would be even more scary! :p

Khan
Nov 21st, 2004, 03:12 AM
Dementieva will win wimbledon
Kapros will win USOpen
Kim will retire due constant injuries :sad:

Veegeta
Nov 21st, 2004, 04:05 AM
momo will win two slams

I think she will also...

AimeeLizAni
Nov 21st, 2004, 05:23 AM
Alexandra Stevenson wins a match.

FaceyFacem
Nov 21st, 2004, 05:54 AM
everyone defends their titles, that would be bizarre! the exact same titles are won by everyone! LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN

Aphex
Nov 21st, 2004, 08:28 AM
A Swedish player will win a WTA Tour title :lol: :p

theklein
Nov 21st, 2004, 08:29 AM
Anastasia Myskina wins all Grand slam singles

Pengwin
Nov 21st, 2004, 11:07 AM
Navratilova will win a Singles GRAND SLAM!

alex.2812
Nov 21st, 2004, 11:27 AM
henin stops her carrer

vertigo
Nov 21st, 2004, 11:32 AM
Alex Stevenson actually says something nice about the other players. :fiery:

Stamp Paid
Nov 21st, 2004, 01:59 PM
Maria will be struck with a devastating, career threatening injury. :hearts:

hotandspicey
Nov 21st, 2004, 02:41 PM
Kuznetsova will get a modelling contract
Sharapova will admit she's really 21, and not "only 17"
Vera and Petrova will become the top 2 highest ranked Russians
Jcap, Lindsay,Momo,Justine,Kim,Serena and Venus will all announce their retirement simultaneously,after the AO.

NicoMary
Nov 21st, 2004, 02:46 PM
Molik won't win a Slam:p

Pierce will be in Semi of one:hearts:

And Venus will win a new slam!:worship:

Greenout
Nov 21st, 2004, 04:45 PM
One famous tennis star in the current top 16 will be involved in
a "sex scandal". She will be caught doing it with a partner that
isn't her boyfriend nor husband. It will happen at a grand slam
or at a duel ATP/WTA event. This will be the talk of the tournament
and will over shadow everything for a week. The male partner
in question will turn out to be either a doctor, friend of a coach or
friend of the family.

:p

joaco
Nov 21st, 2004, 05:13 PM
Lindsay will FINALLY win ANOTHER SLAM!!! :eek:

MinnyGophers
Nov 21st, 2004, 05:56 PM
okay heres' me complete prediction:
mauresmo will win one slam for sure, maybe even two. Lindsay won't win any, she will either lose SF or QF. The WS will have a hard time but will come back among the top players, but neither will win a slam ( although Serena might go to the finals of one)... Henin will be trying to recover her early 2004 form, but she is in the running for a slam (possibly lose to Momo in the finals of one). Capriati will be the same as in 2004, and possibly will consider retiring. Maria will sink under the pressure to do as well as she did in 2004. The other Russians won't defend their titles.
Kimmie is a toss up... she will either do really bad, or do really well, unless she gets injured again.

remember, just my feelings/predictions.

Chandafan13
Nov 21st, 2004, 08:55 PM
Sharapova will lose in the first round at Wimbledon.

Captain.Canada
Nov 21st, 2004, 08:59 PM
A Canadian will crack to top 100!

geegables
Nov 22nd, 2004, 06:01 AM
maria vento kabchi wins a tournament

Mr_Molik
Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:08 AM
Alicia Molik wins all four grandslams without dropping a set! :D :banana:

onebridgecafe
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:01 AM
Ai Sugiyama wins all four grandslams (doubles) with four different partners ;)

flyingmachine
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:16 AM
A Brit win Wimbledon 2005. ;)

Chunchun
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:18 AM
Myskina successfully defend her RG title

flyingmachine
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:19 AM
One famous tennis star in the current top 16 will be involved in
a "sex scandal". She will be caught doing it with a partner that
isn't her boyfriend nor husband. It will happen at a grand slam
or at a duel ATP/WTA event. This will be the talk of the tournament
and will over shadow everything for a week. The male partner
in question will turn out to be either a doctor, friend of a coach or
friend of the family.

:p
Is this includes a "sex video." :tape:

Greenout
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:22 AM
Is this includes a "sex video." :tape:


I hope so. It would be great in our J-Time Mall Cineplex. :tape:

tennislover
Nov 22nd, 2004, 01:41 PM
Jennifer Capriati and Serena Williams will come out of the closet and announce that they are a couple.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

tennislover
Nov 22nd, 2004, 01:44 PM
That ONE of the top players in women's tennis is actually a MAN. Imagine......... :lol:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

tennislover
Nov 22nd, 2004, 01:46 PM
Anna Kournikova will return and win a tier 5
:haha: :haha: :haha:

tennislover
Nov 22nd, 2004, 01:53 PM
WTA will introduce 5th grandslam - Canadian Open
The tournament will have the following innovative features:
1) new surface - ice
2) thin rubber balls, called pucks
3) unusual curved racquets without strings (sticks)
4) the game will be played only in team mode (6 on 6), 3 periods 20 minutes each
5) tiebreak will be replaced with overtime

New tournament will fill the void created by NHL lockout


:lol:

Jaime Bahena
Nov 22nd, 2004, 08:48 PM
Amelie Mauresmo will win a calender year grandslam.

...and come out of the closet as well. She will admit that she's a heterosexual nymphomaniac.

Escape
Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:43 PM
A brit will get into the top 100

Jaime Bahena
Nov 22nd, 2004, 09:52 PM
A brit will get into the top 100
Holy sh*t, Torres, you are going way out on a limb with your bizarre prediction.

vertigo
Nov 22nd, 2004, 10:21 PM
:lol: :lol:

switz
Nov 22nd, 2004, 11:09 PM
patty schnyder won't win multiple slams

RatedR Superstar
Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:11 AM
Amelie Mauresmo will get traded for David Nalbandian in the mens tour...

Harju.
Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:21 AM
Amelie Mauresmo will get traded for David Nalbandian in the mens tour...
:haha: :haha:

Tatiana Golovin will be in top 16 for apparent reason :haha:

RatedR Superstar
Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:28 AM
Serena Williams will start dating Ron Artest then her boyfriend (Ron) will get into a fight with a fan and will be banned on courtside for the rest of the season.

Hayato
Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:29 AM
Rossana Neffa-de los Rios will win Roland Garros

jun_maria
Nov 23rd, 2004, 08:17 AM
Sharapova will lose in the first round at Wimbledon.

not gonna happen .......

:cat:

jun_maria
Nov 23rd, 2004, 08:18 AM
you guys funny ...

:cat:

SpikeyAidanm
Nov 30th, 2005, 08:54 AM
bump

Drimal
Nov 30th, 2005, 08:59 AM
Amelie Mauresmo will finally win a Grand Slam title at .... Roland Garros! :drool:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Amélie lost in third round! :drool:

But she won YEC and thus my prediction of Momo winning something BIG wasn't so wrong! :angel: :p

LostGlory
Nov 30th, 2005, 09:01 AM
Amelie will win all 4 Grandslams......

fOxYLiCiOuS
Nov 30th, 2005, 11:27 AM
Mary will enter the TOP 10 :bounce:

and win a GS :worship: :wavey: :kiss:

:yeah: Mary is TOP 5! :hearts:

And made 2 GS Finals :hug: :eek:

Allez Mary! http://smileys.******************/cat/1048v.gif (http://www.******************/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm414CGAU)

fOxYLiCiOuS
Nov 30th, 2005, 11:28 AM
Amelie will win all 4 Grandslams......

Unfortunately Not. :o

Perhaps this should be posted in the '06 thread. ;)

Mafia_Sharapova
Nov 30th, 2005, 12:14 PM
I will win 4 grandslams :haha::haha::haha::haha:

LefandePatty
Nov 30th, 2005, 01:20 PM
Alexandra Stevenson wins a match.

:haha:
You were right :eek: :yeah: :p

SJW
Nov 30th, 2005, 01:58 PM
Maria wont win a slam
its amazing that such a bizarre prediction came true. hopefully she'll win RG in 06 :p

Maryamator
Nov 30th, 2005, 02:02 PM
i will beat u:p

cartmancop
Nov 30th, 2005, 09:23 PM
Hooray!!! I predicted Hingis would come back full time in 2006 a couple of weeks ago:)

hablo
Nov 30th, 2005, 09:28 PM
The non-slam wonders Momo and Kim will win the Grand Slams!
it was only true for Kim :D
sad for Momo :sad:

win it in 2006, Momo :bounce:

hablo
Nov 30th, 2005, 09:30 PM
Jcap, Lindsay,Momo,Justine,Kim,Serena and Venus will all announce their retirement simultaneously,after the AO.
nyet :p

Steve-o
Nov 30th, 2005, 09:33 PM
Mary Pierce will win best dressed player of the year :)
Shit wrong thread :retard:

timafi
Nov 30th, 2005, 09:44 PM
nyet :p
:bowdown: :bowdown: :haha: :haha:

santhuruu
Dec 1st, 2005, 06:52 AM
Serena wins the Usopen against big sister Venus with the scoreline 7-6(12) 6-7(5) 7-6(30) :eek: :eek: :eek:

And Serena plays doubles with sister Isha, and Venus plays doubles with sister Lyndrea

dinhd82
Dec 1st, 2005, 08:56 AM
Alexandra Stevenson wins a match.

LMAO!!! Sorry I did not mean to but I laughed so hard when I read this. Ahem, well she did twice better, she won 2 matches. :tape: