View Full Version : If Each Player Designed a T-shirt with a Slogan...

Nov 17th, 2004, 01:06 AM
like serena's "the ball was so in!"

what would they be?

martina hingis- "what is compassion?" "what rivalry?"
monica- "Oh, definitely." or "One more time."
Jenn- "Quiet on my court, loud in my bed..."
kournikova- "The original"
venus- "lots and lots of candy."
sharapova- "the real deal"

Nov 17th, 2004, 01:07 AM
Jen - "Are you blind?".. "Get the f**kin referee"

Nov 17th, 2004, 01:10 AM
or Jen - "You know"

Nov 17th, 2004, 01:27 AM
Lindsay: "I'm just a normal, regular person"

Nov 17th, 2004, 01:42 AM
Stevenson - "Mom's Wimbledon Champ"

Nov 17th, 2004, 01:43 AM
:haha: These are great! Here's some more.

Maria Sharapova: "I've got no class - But I'm young, rich, and HOT!"

Brett Rattner: "I hang with Serena!"

Yuri Sharapova: "I used to do odd jobs, but now I wear shades INDOORS!"

Cliff Drysdale: "If I was any more laid back, you'd have to bury me!"

MaryJoe: "It's apparent to me now that every sentient being in the galaxy is a bit more steady on their backhand side."


Nov 17th, 2004, 02:17 AM
Vera -" Don't worry, be happy"
or " caution slippery surface"

Patty Schnyder " I have brushed It"

Elena D. "I aim to serve"

LTA Tour
Nov 17th, 2004, 02:20 AM
Jelena Dokic: "Shoo!"

Nov 17th, 2004, 02:28 AM
Elena D. "I aim to serve":haha: :haha: :bigclap: :lol: :lol: :crazy:

Nov 17th, 2004, 02:49 AM
Conchita Martinez: "Disgusting Bitch" ;)
Maria Sharapova: "Don't blame me, I'm only 17"
Amelie Mauresmo: "Certified in CPR, the heimlich manuever is my specialty."
Martina Navratilova: "Screw the golden years"

Nov 17th, 2004, 02:51 AM
Jelena Dokic: "hmmmm another double fault ..... oh well"


go hingis
Nov 17th, 2004, 02:56 AM
Anna K, "titleless but not titless"

go hingis
Nov 17th, 2004, 02:57 AM
Martina Hingis " Prove It!"

Nov 17th, 2004, 02:59 AM
Myskina: "Why aren't you illegally coaching me dammit!"

Vera: "I don't cry, I just smell a lot of onions"

Patty: "I'm in it to spin it"

Anna: "At least I'm a champion at depositing endorsement

Sveta: "Stop acting so desperate, you didn't just win a

Venus: "Little sisters suck!":lol:

Serena: "I'm a Christian Woman. No seriously"

Lindsay: "Go Serena Go!"

Jen: "You know it's a amazing Kim and I get along so well you
know. You know you'd almost think we had something
in common you know "

Elena D: "Serving is for waiters"

Nov 17th, 2004, 03:04 AM
Alex Stevenson "Who's my daddy?"
Jennifer Capriati "Turn your babies off!"
Justine "Do you need a hand?"
Maria Sharapova "Kournikova 2.0"
Mauresmo "Le Grande Choker"
Serena: "I luv Serena"

Nov 17th, 2004, 03:09 AM
Dokic - "damir dont preach"

Nov 17th, 2004, 03:29 AM
Venus: "My sister went to the YEC, and all I got was this lousy T shirt!"

Pamela Shriver
Nov 17th, 2004, 05:27 AM
Mine would be either "The Game Has Gone to DOOSE" or "I Carried Martina"

Nov 17th, 2004, 06:00 AM
Iroda "They wrote on the back, the front was full!"

Denisa Chlad. "My wig fell off"

Kim " Lleyton Who?"

Nov 17th, 2004, 07:13 AM
Venus: "My sister went to the YEC, and all I got was this lousy T shirt!"


Nov 17th, 2004, 07:16 AM
Maria: F**k the haters, I'm richer and better at tennis than them ;)

Nov 17th, 2004, 02:27 PM
Sharapova "Kournikova Wannabe"

Andy T
Nov 17th, 2004, 02:35 PM
Steffi : "Are We Talking or Playing?"
Pam could have George I & George II over her breasts

Nov 17th, 2004, 02:37 PM
Venus: "My sister went to the YEC, and all I got was this lousy T shirt!"

LOL! thats a classic!!!

Nov 17th, 2004, 02:42 PM
jen-"i didnt see a thing"

Nov 17th, 2004, 02:49 PM
anna K : i'm with Mole --> (on the back) ahem.... ex-mole :o
vera:got tissues
Maria:F*ck the haters
martina N: the grass is greener on the other side
amelie mauresmo: i'm really a woman

Nov 17th, 2004, 05:30 PM
jenny-"erm.....like.......i mean......um....oh you know!"

Nov 17th, 2004, 06:35 PM
Amelie Mauresmo - Believing in myself canít be wrong.

Nov 17th, 2004, 06:37 PM
Patty Schnyder " I have brushed It"

Justine: For sure.

Serena: Wolf!

Nov 17th, 2004, 08:37 PM
Pam could have George I & George II over her breasts
Yeah, but what would she have printed on her t-shirt? ;)

Nov 17th, 2004, 08:37 PM
K-Lina Sprem: "No Risk, No Fun!"

Nov 17th, 2004, 08:41 PM
Venus: "My sister went to the YEC, and all I got was this lousy T shirt!"

lmfao! lmfao! :worship: :lol:

these are great! i especially love the ones about masha(being anna) and elena's serve!

Nov 17th, 2004, 09:26 PM
Venus: "My sister went to the YEC, and all I got was this lousy T shirt!"

Lots funny, but this is the classic!

Nov 17th, 2004, 10:50 PM
Chanda Rubin "I heart injuries"
Sesil Karatancheva "I'm gonna get you!"
Vera Zvonareva "Crying makes me happy."
Irina Spirlea "I'm the fucking Irina Sprilea"

Nov 17th, 2004, 11:37 PM
Sharapova: "everyone who's 17 is excused from everything"

Nov 17th, 2004, 11:57 PM
rubin- "piss me off and i'll kick you with my good leg."
monica- "I don't talk to anyone ranked below me." (irony)
paola- "Virginia is for lovers." :tape:
tauziat- "i had steffi beat!"