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Veegeta
Oct 15th, 2004, 05:45 PM
Yo mama so dumb when I said "that car is the bomb" she called the Police

Yo mama lips are so rough she has to gloss with beez wax

Yo mama's so fat, she uses a swing set for a walker

yo mama"s so stupid she fell off the ground.

esquímaux
Oct 15th, 2004, 05:54 PM
:retard:

AjdeNate!
Oct 15th, 2004, 06:15 PM
:haha: swing set for a walker :tape:

Darop.
Oct 15th, 2004, 07:56 PM
Ur so fat that when u turn around its your birthday.

I thought that was so funny when i was small :p

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 15th, 2004, 08:14 PM
Yo moma so dumb...she stole a car and kept up the payment
she is so dumb...she went to airport to pledge Delta
She is so ugly, she went to visit an haunted house and left with an application
She is so fat, she got hit by a bus and ask who threw that rock
She is so dumb...she returned a bagel because it had a hole in it
She is so fat, her beeper is a VCR and she has a real horse on her Jordace
She is so fat, she stand on the street corner and the cops are like..."y'all break it up"

AjdeNate!
Oct 15th, 2004, 08:15 PM
She is so fat, she stand on the street corner and the cops are like..."y'all break it up"

:haha: omg!!

RVD
Oct 15th, 2004, 08:25 PM
Yo momma so fat, she jumped UP and got stuck!

Yo momma so UGLY. When she was born, they tried to put her back.

Yo momma so FAT yo daddy rolls her in flour to find the wet spot. (oldschool). :lol:

Yo momma so OLD, God took a rib from her to make the Earth.

skanky~skanketta
Oct 15th, 2004, 08:30 PM
yo momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.

yo momma so fat she wears a watch on both wrists because of the different time-zones.

yo momma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

yo momma so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma.

RVD
Oct 15th, 2004, 08:32 PM
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a swing set for a walker

yo mama"s so stupid she fell off the ground.:haha:


Yo momma so fat, she thought the blimp was a tic-tac.

RVD
Oct 15th, 2004, 08:43 PM
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. :haha:

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. :haha:

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. :haha:

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. :haha: :haha:

RVD
Oct 15th, 2004, 08:52 PM
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock. :lol:

Yo mama so hairy I saw Bigfoot taking her picture!

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses daddy in her yearbook.

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence! :haha:

backhanddtl4
Oct 15th, 2004, 09:09 PM
Yo mamas so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came home with sandals on

Mrs. Peel
Oct 15th, 2004, 10:28 PM
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a quarter and got change.

Mase
Oct 15th, 2004, 10:58 PM
This is for the 'older' people, they may remember these commercials..

Your Momma is so fat when she wears red, little kids run after her yelling KOOL AID, KOOL AID!

:haha::shrug:

Julian
Oct 15th, 2004, 11:37 PM
Heres an old school one:

ur momma's so fat that when she sat on a quarter boogers came out of george washington's nose!


hahaha I used to love this jokes!! i hope theyre comin back! :)

CC
Oct 15th, 2004, 11:39 PM
:rolls: I'm crying!

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 15th, 2004, 11:59 PM
Yo moma so fat...she's on both sides of your family...:haha:

AjdeNate!
Oct 16th, 2004, 12:03 AM
Yo momma so poor that when you put out your cigarette she asked who turned off the heat.


*sorry, not a good joke teller*

Julian
Oct 16th, 2004, 12:05 AM
yo momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 16th, 2004, 12:27 AM
Yo moma so old...I told her to act her age and she died...:haha:

darrinbaker00
Oct 16th, 2004, 12:28 AM
Yo momma is so dumb, she has to study for a blood test.

Yo momma is so big, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo momma is so slow, it takes her half an hour to cook Minute Rice.

Yo momma is so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

When yo momma leaves McDonald's, they have to change the sign.

Yo momma is so fat, her blood type is Heinz 57.

When yo momma was born, the Dead Sea only had a cold.

darren cahill
Oct 16th, 2004, 12:44 AM
yo mama"s so stupid she fell off the ground.:haha:

Veegeta
Oct 16th, 2004, 01:43 AM
I'm dying over here.......

Yo Momma so dumb I told her we are gonna do dumb bell curls at the gym and she brought her hair kit.

Yo momma mouth so little she ate a Vienna sausage and was like "umm this is a good hot dog"

Yo momma mouth so little she ate a Krystal burger and was like "these big macs are banging"

BTW Krystal's is the same as white castle for you non-dirty south people....

Ya'll are killing me.... :lol: :lol:

Cam'ron Giles
Oct 16th, 2004, 01:58 AM
I'm dying over here.......

Yo Momma so dumb I told her we are gonna do dumb bell curls at the gym and she brought her hair kit.

Yo momma mouth so little she ate a Vienna sausage and was like "umm this is a good hot dog"

Yo momma mouth so little she ate a Krystal burger and was like "these big macs are banging"

BTW Krystal's is the same as white castle for you non-dirty south people....

Ya'll are killing me.... :lol: :lol:
OMG...I have not had Krystal's since I lived in the ATL...:lol:

Veritas
Oct 16th, 2004, 02:04 AM
Your mama is so fat, she got stuck in her dreams :o

KoOlMaNsEaN
Oct 16th, 2004, 02:04 AM
yo momma isnt nice :p

gRaFiC
Oct 16th, 2004, 07:43 AM
yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!!!"

xr6turbo
Oct 16th, 2004, 07:50 AM
Yo momma is so fat, she had to get her ears peirced with a harpoon.

kabuki
Oct 16th, 2004, 12:57 PM
Yo momma is so fat, she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt, and a helicopter tried to land on her.

Yo momma is so ugly, even her make-up has to sneak up on her.

Yo momma smells so bad, even Secret told on her.

Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy spilled out.

Yo momma so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo momma so stupid, she filled out a job application, it said sign here, she put Virgo.

Yo momma so stupid, she went to the movie theater, it said no one over 17 admitted, she went home and got 16 friends.